Secrets To A Happy Marriage | Michael McIntyre SHOWTIME | Universal Comedy

When you have to undress yourself, that's never a good sign. Michael Mcintyre does the bare minimum to keep his relationship going.
Here the King of Comedy and send to all prankster Michael Mcintyre navigates you through acting spontaneous when you're in a LONG and LOVING marriage.
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[@lindacarruthers3423]

How on earth can this fellow be so extraordinarily hilarious again and again!

[@sierratango69]

7:27 - that woman either mouths "that's you" or "that's true" 😂😂

[@puurrrr]

I think she said that's true but idk

[@joshuamiller75]

Nah judging by her facial expression I think it was that's you 😂

[@joshuamiller75]

Plus it wouldn't make sense for her to turn to someone like that, as if it's personal and say that's true

[@Vortiporius_]

Based on the way she speaks, I can tell her accent as she says it, she says "That's you."

[@gotem6891]

@@puurrrr i think she says "that's you"

[@abornbuyer]

Michael has got to be by far the funniest comedian I have ever heard! Whatever the subject matter is, he has me in tears from laughing so hard! I absolutely love him!

[@alizahalon]

Earlier today I was watching a different you tube video of his and I was laughing so hard that my stomach was hurting, literally.

[@abornbuyer]

@alizahalon I know he does that to me all of the time! He can take practically any subject and make it hysterical!🤣

[@coolersmoke]

Mac has come such a long way since being largely ignored at the Edinburgh Festival in the early 2000's. Now he's the highest grossing comedian in the world and with good reason. Fabulous entertainer :)

[@magicmaster-167]

Because of shows like this. He does real subjects we can all relate to

[@EmilyYaser]

My relationship ended out of nowhere, and I’m devastated. I still love him and want him back so badly

[@TeresaGBean]

I’m so sorry to hear that. I’ve been there it’s heartbreaking. But I found someone who helped me

[@EmilyYaser]

Really? Who helped you?

[@TeresaGBean]

A spiritual counselor named Father Akabu. He’s incredible at bringing back lost love and healing relationships

[@EmilyYaser]

Do you think he could help me?

[@TeresaGBean]

Absolutely. He’ve helped so many people. He’s very compassionate and gifted

[@juttaagpawa4999]

Thanks for the laugh in this difficult time. There is nobody as funny as Michael McIntyre in the world.

[@rachelculloden80]

The KING of comedy

[@MaximumDivine]

😂😂😂3:15 the only thing you clean, in this house, on a regular basis; is your internet history.....

[@Glotglot]

I don't even clean my browsing history. 😂

[@abornbuyer]

He still makes me laugh so hard that I snort! But thankfully it's not the snort snont! Even when I have already seen the video numerous times!

[@hmoham]

What kind of monster opens a milk carton when there is already other open bottle in the fridge?

[@chloeebaaker]

People who cant tell if the already open one smells off or not 😅

[@hmoham]

@@chloeebaaker what kind of monster would put milk back in the fridge if they think it might have gone off ? It's not Covid-19 that's going to kill you, it's these people who put spoilt milk back in the fridge for someone else to deal with. lol

[@chloeebaaker]

@@hmoham in our family, two of us can't tell if it's off (my and my brother evidently share one (1) braincell) so its was always better to be safe than sorry. Although, we now buy long life milk so we are usually ok now and no longer open more than one carton at a time

[@jessicawaite5140]

@Chloe Baker milk doesn’t last long enough in my house to go off

[@TheSkunkyMonk]

@@chloeebaaker jus pour it in yah cuppa, if it starts floating youve got a free carton of yoghurt

[@r.mcbride2837]

The closest I've come to divorcing my husband is when he - again - forgets the plate cover and explodes chili all over the inside of the microwave. I SWEAR TO GOD! ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!

[@vagabondwiz]

I didn't even know to do that - for 20 yrs of using a microwave....till I met my now-wife. 😳 Luckily I learnt quickly.

[@mikewestprod]

Go ahead. Let him be free.

[@LENOREwoodoo]

it wouldn't be a problem if he just cleaned after himself... :(

[@hannahstevens8472]

This really made me laugh!!

[@rebekahmontesdeoca565]

I'm the wife and I'm the one who does that....

[@bugsie1139]

THANK you for helping me keep my sense of humor with all the unhappy stuff going on here In US.

[@LeviniaRuff]

I was laid back watching this until the accidental spontaneous shove into the dishwasher.Then I couldn’t stop laughing.😂

[@margesteyn3618]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeviniaRuff]

@ well quite😁

[@cheryzee5569]

What ever he says is so true . My husband does all of it.

[@vajs6312]

I love the Winston Churchill satisfied grunt accompanying the hopeful look in 4:35 😆 just brilliant

[@aswini4222]

Just when I thought his visit to dentist is his funniest set, I get to watch this!! 😂😂😂😂

[@papagrounds]

2:15 That's just savage, why would you torment your wife like that? XD

[@cmarq817]

He is seriously funny and charming... even so I am seriously sorry for his partner Kitty!

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

She is a lucky woman. Even with a lot of flaws, when one have a lot of laughter in a relationship, it bonds . It is medicin. It is building bridge over trouble. I wanna have that ! 🥳

[@cmarq817]

Tone Gand : they been together for so ling! More than 20 years! That is what everyone wants ...

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

@@cmarq817 Yes. That is very rare. But i am a strong beliver in that a very good sens of humor are a safe card in a relationship. She is lucky . He is probably lucky to. And i am jealous 😁

[@kittykat8169]

What happened?

[@meganmanning4777]

her name is kitty btw

[@apowerfulflower]

The dishwasher one is totally relatable (for a woman anyway)....

[@visi4671]

Helen Cheung. Actually Smiles! I don't own a dishwasher my Ma does and it Winds me Up how she loads it - I can get in Twice as much in aka cutlery, China etc. Does This make me a Hermaphrodite??? Grins Xxx

[@rhyfelwrDuw]

Definitely!!

[@kardiaclark8111]

So true 😂

[@willlecomber7509]

The woman in the audience at 7:29 you could clearly tell that she said to her partner “that’s you!” 😂

[@alin-cosminschneider7180]

😂😂😂She did

[@lilaboss6894]

"One time I accidentally knocked her in." ROFL!!!

[@silviaspampinato1432]

Reading all the comments I realized that a lot of people have no sense of humor whatsoever. He is joking. It's comedy, but some people take every word he says literally. Do you really think that all he is saying is absolutely true? That's what a comedian does. He takes a little cue that could be fun and build something on it that is completely made up just to make it funny. It must be sad to take offense for everything.

[@ahmf155]

That’s what the long term relationship is all about So, if you’re still Single I advise you to listen to him carefully, even watch it one more time. 😂😂👏👏

[@kardiaclark8111]

And take notes 😂

[@ds_the_rn]

And a lifetime of, “What do you want to eat?” “I don’t know. What do you want to eat?”

[@ginnycollins9332]

I'm sorry I never stopped by to listen to you before, but I sure am going to listen every time I get a chance from now on. Cheers!

[@cherbrowne1637]

loved this. He's great. Thank you.

[@CruzR1111]

Hubby has tried to surprise poke me when I’m bending down at dishwasher. I reacted as Michael’s wife did! 🤣 I also think he deliberately doesn’t wash dishes properly or doesn’t rinse the plates or peanut butter and vegemite covered knives in the dishwasher just so I’ll stop asking him to do it.

[@haileynichelle8343]

Stay strong. Keep asking or divorce him. You don't want to be married to someone who manipulates you through weaponized incompetence.

[@spacecaptain9188]

OMG, I'm less than 3 min into this vid, and I want to divorce him!

[@michalkirsten9689]

Yesssssss

[@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne]

30 seconds into this vid and I see why I am so happy being single.

[@gummygoo2]

I'd marry him. But I cant.

[@finna_x_sunflower6303]

Same

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

@@gummygoo2 Me tooo ! To bad he is already married 🥴 A good humor can save almost everything in a relationship. I'm sure.

[@humera121]

Oh I'm laughing mao it's so resonates with my life. Hahaha and I thought its only in my life...

[@jhutch1681]

Literally me with my Mr. The dishwasher bit made me laugh so hard!

[@tinakunz2282]

Thats a life!!! Every day....thank you for sharing this with us

[@SB-du9if]

You can't just listen to Michael McIntyre you have to watch his antics on stage to get the full experience And that experience is absolutely fabulous I pity the guy or girl who is on the spotlight, trying to keep up with him would be a nightmare

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Its half 2 in the morning and im giggling my head off ^ ^”

[@kardiaclark8111]

I'm reading this at half 2 in the morning... Trippy

[@ExestentialCrisis]

😂😅 Me too, but 5 Jan 2025.

[@laceyfisher1874]

Love this guy😂

[@KB-kq9tq]

Bwah ha ha ha ha! I love this comedian!

[@haych5491]

7:28 'that's you'

[@celesteteacher3956]

My last partner was an old school guy with double standards like that. It's only funny I guess if the relationship is fair in other ways like the man is a provider and his extra income or contribution to th relationship family balances out in the end. It's not funny if they are unemployed and just watching Netflix while you do everything etc. I understand the triggering. I think it's fair to expect an equal contribution to family life

[@diane4488]

Agreed! 👍

[@annawright4545]

When your worth is £62 million I believe "unemployment" would not get any of them to their Th. Only poor people like us think in terms of weekly wage and emloyment. Our world is very tight and chanceless. And even with Michael's value like this and the two kids the wife still does work - so I really believe you went wrong on this.

[@starlingswallow]

Michaels hair is so funny!!!

[@echognomecal6742]

Very funny! In most relationships, those involved are mutually tolerant to some extent, but if you're the "one who's tolerated" then thank your lucky stars, apologize, & either break up (ie- Set them free of you) or make an effort. That's such immature self indulgence.

[@joep7882]

The key to being a successful comedian is having an honest/funny S.O.

[@RB-cz7vq]

I totally relate to his wife.

[@swkoppable]

Always Ever !!!!! The Best

[@lalajean452]

About the biscuit thing 😅😅😅 Im a girl and i do that my mom will literally yell at me when she see it. I already learned my lesson now 😁😁😁😁

[@ajc2208]

Just great.

[@francinebehrendt]

These got me cracking, haha!

[@dadtube8391]

Like many men I don't mind my wife not putting stuff in the dishwasher as she doesn't get it quite right. Only I know the mystical inner secrets of correct dishwasher stacking.

[@CruzR1111]

My husband is terrible at stacking dishes washer. Thankfully he is funny, hardworking and thoughtful. After several years I just gave up asking him and do it myself. There is a fine art and skill to be able to load everything correctly without anything left in the sink but to also to have it in a neat organised fashion so that everything gets clean and nothing breaks. It’s like playing Tetris or Columns for me. My friends laugh at how particular I am about stacking and knowing exactly when to load the dishwasher so that everything fits 😂

[@dadtube8391]

@@CruzR1111 Quite so. It is a science and an art.

[@handyvickers]

And don't ask your teenager to load it! They will shove everything they can into it, regardless.. And then complain when not everything is clean the next morning..

[@WiseDragon50]

Theres always that moment where wives feel the need to threaten to divorce their husbands because he forgets to cover a plate or bowl of food in the microwave. As a girl, I do that shit all the time and my mom has come close to stuffing me in a box😂😂😂just clean it up later, its no big deal. But the comedy genius here is fantastic 👌

[@papagrounds]

7:45 He was trying to be spontaneous but ended up being spoontaneous. I'll show myself out...

[@kardiaclark8111]

LMAO

[@Bronilli]

Omg his impression of his wife reminds me of my mom to the T jeez 😂😂

[@magnacz]

A B I hope you don’t push your mother into the dishwasher that would be an incestuos move.

[@tamarakoorengevel2852]

Micheal your fantastic 😂

[@sybariticcupboardrat3763]

Um... I've been sleeping with the same person for... almost twenty years. And after sex we inevitably stay naked laying there half on top of each other chatting because we can't be arsed to move - especially in winter. A good portion of the time she takes a nap. She's like a cat, sleeping whenever.

[@evieaddy9580]

You doing something right.

[@nicoljazz8778]

Really funny 😂😂😂😂

[@schloppy.toppy.]

7:30 did she just mouth “that’s you”

[@Troublenut]

Buff Ela 1 yes I believe so lol

[@bezzerwizzer6448]

Yup. She did. Im pissing myself laughing. Almost.

[@alecgurdon5197]

Did you just copy someone else’s comment?

[@MOTIG1]

I think you shat the bed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethmish6891]

He has great hair.

[@rainforce7456]

The fringe has a glorious bounce ha ha

[@diane4488]

Hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@alexxhristova]

I actually rather load the dishwasher myself, cause I always have an issue with the way other people do it 😂 Ps. I need him to be in a sitcom! This needs to happen!

[@saintmarybulicek567]

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[@kj6216]

I love this!!!

[@clairecooper9931]

Hilarious 😂

[@albayxwot]

07:30 thats you😀

[@flowerfairy1950]

Tomorrow is our 50th Wedding Anniversay and I have never ironed anything for my husband, or handwashed anything and he does more housework than I do. As soon as the vacuum cleaner appears I head for the garden!

[@flowerfairy1950]

@DukeOfRecica "Should be doing"??? I think not! I didn't marry to be a scivvy.

[@Troublenut]

DukeOfRecica umm, what? You must be really old fashioned to say that. How do you even know how this couple splits their work? Sounds like she does the gardening and he does the housework and why not?! If you can explain a valid reason why that shouldn’t be so, you can try to convince me but i suspect you won’t have one other than “society told me so” lol

[@flowerfairy1950]

@@Troublenut Thank you

[@Troublenut]

FlowerFairy no worries, that comment was weird and stupid. I hope you had a good 50th wedding anniversary!

[@flowerfairy1950]

@@Troublenut Thank you, unfortunately COVID-19 got in the way but a lot of people have had to cope with worse.

[@dunesunny3131]

As a house Husband, I can fully understand the dishwasher part. It works both ways.

[@spacecaptain9188]

I'd never marry a person who does these things. Also: peeing on the toilet seat, then expecting someone else to clean it. Never date a person who doesn't already clean and tidy the home by himself!

[@janeausten222]

They can do everything right when you meet them. Then fast forward 10 years and they somehow forget how to do anything.

[@TheJustAamir]

Thank you for the details, we'll spread the word Captain 👮

[@JoostMehrtens]

I am sure George Clooney does not clean his house himself? You will tell him nah first clean your house before we go out?

[@HarekaTysiri]

@@JoostMehrtens at least if they can't clean it by themselves they could afford someone else to do it for them

[@HollyMoore-wo2mh]

You know how I cured my sons of that? The wet seat thing? ‘Sit down on that and wiggle. Now you know what it feels like. Never do that AGAIN’ they haven’t.

[@nicolarollinson4381]

Ain't love grand? 😄

[@piggyhogan6263]

I just realized that him and Daz Black have quite a similar style and im not mad at it 😂

[@alessandroantolini2679]

U ever feel like every comedian needs to treat their wife better

[@kaboomie]

Lmao How? It's tiny issues

[@soilgrasswaterair]

The Leo how is it tiny when it’s things? Clearly it’s not tiny or most men would actually do those things!

[@kaboomie]

@@soilgrasswaterair .. everyone has faults.. opening a second milk bottle is no reason for concern, it's just a characteristic

[@annieb.869]

@@kaboomie It's not tiny issues, it's men behaving like children and douchebrats and treating their partner as their mother or an object. Just the fact that he says he is «helping» his wife in the house by putting his plate close to the dishwasher, that for him being spontaneous is trying to fuck his wife from behind while she is doing something without asking her consent his very problematic. If he is really that type of man, this is sexist as fuck.

[@jones6613]

Papillon Cosmique fucking femiNazi you are... He’s a comedian genius, it’s called comedy you selfish prick!

[@magnacz]

I read three books and I need to be seduced.

[@dadtube8391]

A lady at work will open a new carton of milk to avoid using one up on her cereal and needing to start another. She doesn't like using milk from different bottles on 5he same bowl because - and this is the absolute truth - she doesn't like to mix the milk from different cows! Before you all write in, we have tried to explain but it makes no difference.

[@spirituellebuchermeditatio9264]

I can't stop laughing

[@hemadrisaxena7440]

OMG 😂😂😍

[@chrisrinelambert9418]

Nice one

[@StephanieTips]

The sad part is I am Michael and my poor boyfriend is his wife

[@sxyngel]

OMG lollllllllll too funny

[@icevamp99]

I actually agree with Michael’s wife… lol

[@BaMenace]

Are you married to my wife aswell? Poor man.

[@puurrrr]

Well, he wouldn't be poor if he did all these things

[@CarGirl713]

His wife must be a saint 🤣🤣🤣 I would have divorced him three times over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannesmith8019]

I think I’m married to Michael!!

[@what.bidding]

My guy, incognito..

[@sandyhardstone722]

"The Truth" has been spoken... I hope you get the joke

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@charlottecolley8713]

😀

[@aseelbakheet5556]

His wife has alot of credit in his jocks

[@mzubuki]

Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

[@soulwhispererwendy554]

🤣😂🤣

[@jeanreynolds5003]

OH HOW I MISS ENGLISH COMICS German humour is not quite the same BUT!!! each land has its own 😂 way of enjoying themselves

[@lillim8401]

I just feel bad for his kids if they see this 4:30

[@konstantinadim5296]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂

[@amys1286]

Ngl I get the milk thing

[@Dax893]

Sour - like old milk. A few friends like this guy; he can be good, but this is an old routine being reposted in 2020.

[@carolynworthington8996]

Dax Hallman Still funny, though.

[@NanaMamaS]

He really has been married a while... 😐

[@bettinasmith9201]

🤣

[@lewiskelly14]

This is a repost

[@SamSamSamSameSamSamSam]

Hahahaha

[@melky3011]

I feel so bad for his wife, lol. this all sounds like absolute hel

[@chrisrinelambert9418]

Is all this just a man thing 😂🎉

[@sh1tkid]

Michael is annoyingly likeable I dont want to like him but cant help it his funny

[@pohth7391]

I love this guy but not when his jokes become a tack too vulgar or suggestive 🙉🙈 Nevertheless, I like ..."the only thing you ever cleàn is clearing your search history" 😂😂😂

[@suehanks946]

Funny but please don't swear. You are a genuinely funny guy without the bad language

[@tinaloui7215]

I thought Michael McIntyres comedy was usually clean with no swearing??! >:(

[@meirwise1107]

Poor Jane. Divorce him. He won't get better. My wife has annoying habits for 40 years......

[@dreads9536]

How is this comments section not full of triggered feminists?

[@pigeonlove]

Grow up

[@andrelli82]

😂😂 Why would us feminists be triggered by this? I thought Michael's set was funny in a good natured way, he clearly loves his wife of so many years very much!

[@annieb.869]

Because his number is a good summary of what is wrong with men behaving like children in relationships. As if the household chores were just his wife's responsability in which he can choose to «help» or not. Because he is a good example of sexism in marriage, where women have the mental load an their husband are merely there to help when asked instead of feeling responsible 50/50 and doing the stuff without being asked.

[@engnengn710]

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