What Did You Do To My Swan? | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

[@marieballantyne8465]

How he can turn anything into an hilarious comedic act is just brilliant.

[@mr.firerific8765]

Agreed

[@mickleigh674]

My mate reckons “he” is a Biological Female

[@danielkupowitz9437]

Agreed

[@kumudhahappyannachi688]

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[@derlangsame4471]

@Andy Moran. I hope life will get easier for you 🙂

[@GiovGemperli-ir7zv]

Michael McIntyre deserves a Nobel prize! There has never been a comedian, actor, singer, dancer in one person and so hilarious people are crying of laughter. He can do accents and languages. He can do animals. He is astonishing! And all he does is natural, effortles.. And he writes it all himself! The best of all and far above them all. Fabulous! A national treasure!

[@markdicristofaro904]

Well, I'm not trying to take away form the talent of Michael, but Robin Williams was a great comedian. Just as good if not better. So, there has been other entertainers just like Michael. The key to being a great in the entertainment industry? Is don't worry about what others think. Throw caution to the wind, try to do it in a way that doesn't hurt others, and actually hope that people recognize and have a sense of humor. It's a balance in insanity. LOL. Now, I know that these comedians probably sit for hours a day coming up with their material, and refining it, probably practicing their act in front of a mirror maybe even driving their family nuts with it. So, they put a lot of work into their craft. But, there are hundreds of comedians who are really good. And they all are great because they have their own abilities and styles. Michael is great, but he's not the only one.

[@MartinHomeVideo]

It’s take GENIUS like this to make comedy nowadays and not to offend anyone!

[@yticivam]

Right? He's a gift.

[@wonderwend1]

It's a rare gift

[@chickenfricken]

i prefer offensive comedy but this guy is amazing

[@MsDrientje]

He has the ability to make everyday mundanity very amusing. He seems a very attentive person. Most of the things he goes on about won't be noticed by me for being funny.

[@applefarm6126]

People get offended more easily now

[@naturalbby1722]

He’s literally the most attentive and funniest person ever! He turns the most everyday mundane things into a HILARIOUS comedic act!

[@donnakerr4997]

What is special about his humour is that everybody can relate to at least one of his stories at one point in their lives

[@naturalbby1722]

@@donnakerr4997 frrr!!

[@taniacummings9207]

He must people-watch for hours.

[@Suitified1]

This one video here I have watched well over 30 times. It NEVER gets old!! I love him!

[@RaadBilbeisi]

He's so funny and quite right about how we all, when we're on holiday, look at foreigners and listen to them speak to their children and they sound so sophisticated to us, while in reality they're telling their children to keep quite and behave.

[@rachelcaruana898]

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[@avosmash2121]

One time I was on an escalator and a British child and his mom were going on the down stairs while I was ascending the opposite side, the toddler suddenly points and goes "MUMMY! MUM! WHAT IS THAT OBJECT?? WHAT IS THAT OBJECT MUMMY???" and my heart melted at just how freaking ADORABLE and amusingly sophisticated this little 5 year old was but realized that he was just doing the same thing all annoying nagging American toddlers do, when they go MOM MOM MOM WHATS THAT HUH,it just sounded better from the extra polite cute posh accent

[@RaadBilbeisi]

@@avosmash2121 hahaha.. thats right

[@debbiezink8818]

Absolutely hilarious. This man doesn't need rude jokes or bad language. I love his sense of humor. He makes comedy out of everyday situations that we all can relate to. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charliedonnison5816]

Debbie Zink stop simping

[@debbiezink8818]

@@charliedonnison5816 That's not simping, it's just stating a fact!

[@erikrobinson9999]

@@debbiezink8818 but he uses Bad Language lol

[@debbiezink8818]

@@erikrobinson9999 Just a bit 😉 but negligible for today's standards.

[@charliedonnison5816]

Crooked kid why u have to be mad . Calm urself ok . Relax dude

[@cocosilkworm]

My 4 yo and 5 year old heard me laughing out loud while I was watching this with headphones on (it's possible they have never heard me laughing like that since I've been so sleep-deprived with our one year old). They were asking me what I was watching and whether they could watch it with me but I was like, "Oh no, this is just for adults. I'll show you one day - after you've had kids." I call this comedy catharsis for tired parents. Thanks for the giggle, nay, belly laughs! :D

[@meganclaridge2235]

My 4 year old is currently having a tantrum and is on time out so I am here for 4 minutes of people who relate. High five fellow parent. You’re a super woman. 💪🏻

[@cocosilkworm]

@@meganclaridge2235 Would you still call me a super woman if you saw me this afternoon wearing industrial ear muffs while in the kitchen preparing dinner so I didn't have to hear (so loudly) the screaming (playing and fighting) kids? Lol

[@meganclaridge2235]

Yes - especially then ! Lol. I only have 1 and I can say that I struggle to cope (sorry, not sorry 😐). Anyone I meet with more than 1 child is an idol of mine !! Haha. You should read the book ‘Hoorah for Gin’ by Katie Kirby - I think you’d love it - I did!! Xx

[@cocosilkworm]

@@meganclaridge2235 Thanks for the recommendation. I'm looking at her intro and her bracelet analogy certainly sums it up... Lol So does Michael McIntyre's skit on parenting "People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! " I guess you would have seen that one :D

[@meganclaridge2235]

Oh yes, I’ve seen that one ! 😂 This is a man who KNOWS. Lol. Definitely read the book! I cried when I finished it! It was like saying goodbye to a friend I didn’t even know I had! We all need relatable mummy friends. You should stay in touch if you can ! 🌸

[@trinaholman4083]

You know that the world has gone mad when you find yourself binge watching Michael McIntyre for a bit of sanity.

[@prenimystic]

*sees this comment* *looks at clock with Michael is playing in the background* Ah... that’s what’s going on

[@lyndakarpen4127]

Trina Holman me now but every day for at least 3 weeks. I cannot get enough of him. X

[@rollerbladinggeek5507]

too true. ps- BLACK LIVES MATTER!

[@genesis_ink]

mood

[@TrueDawn1]

Lazy Sunday morning in bed binge watching Michael

[@vandanajoshi4863]

I once saw him outside the toilet rushing in . The only reason I didn’t stopped him is because he will write a whole skit about being mobbed by fans outside the toilet 😜

[@Torexeon]

What’s wrong with that

[@rushdialrashed9627]

🤣

[@kylosalvesen]

@Khang Phú Phan Or get the golden opportunity to watch a stand-up comedian shit himself

[@lyndakarpen4127]

Vandana Joshi ha ha - so true - I am laughing out loud as watching the skit about the difference between Foreigners at Pool and British - so hilarious but true too.

[@sky_catlover5615]

Omg i was in tears, i hope i can see him live one day!

[@annawright4545]

Absolutely my all times favorite english guy, he doesn't need to swear or to be obscene and trivial to make you laugh, he is talented enough to sparkle every time with no effort. you can Watch his shows with your kids of any age without the risk of being embarrassed or deceived. Love his shows.

[@b.goodfellow465]

What I love about this amazing comedian is he starts on one subject and you suddenly realise he is on another subject, then another, then another, then suddenly, it’s 30 mins has passed, then you want to relive all the side splitting laughter😂😂😂😂

[@bcgibson22]

Can't wait for the teenage years!!

[@trayolphia5756]

Brearne Gibson I pray for his survival and sanity through those times

[@JB-vd8bi]

His kids are teenagers now

[@elizabethmish6891]

I love how his hair has a mind of its own.

[@marypaus7523]

His hair is flip floppy😂

[@gemspiritmessages2754]

This man is freakin hilarious. I often listen to his videos while I’m working and it certainly makes my day brighter. Good thing I work alone or ppl would think I’m nuts, hysterically pissing myself laughing out loud with headphones in. I hope he visits Australia one day, maybe he has already but I’ve only discovered him a few months back. Pandemic made me find a few good comedians. How lucky we are to have such clever, articulate comedians like this to bring some joy back 👏👏

[@landlice48]

Yes, agreed. We need him in Western Canada too, and we have many Australians that work & play here!

[@thomaspreudhomme9443]

Not McIntyre level but check out Danny Bhoy's videos which are quite funny as well. Some of them were filmed in Australia.

[@dilanozaurdilanozaur3873]

Love the way he finds something we all can relate to and makes it funny. Genius

[@ebonyloveivory]

"It's alright once you are in." 🤣😂😆 I CANNOT.

[@juliegale3863]

When I need a laugh this is where I go, thank you Micheal McIntyre

[@mme2755]

Absolutly me too he's brilliant😂

[@bethanmills9802]

He's just such a good story teller, I think that's what means he can make any moment sound hilarious 😊

[@deborahdanielson8901]

Love this comedian, especially during quarantine. Thanks for the laughs, and never anything vulgar😂😂😂

[@emilyalcorn3547]

People who thumbs down this video obviously has no sense of humour... I love Michael, he’s hilarious 😂 so relatable!

[@helloimarabbit4083]

They always lose at thumb war.

[@Ser-Smiley]

People who only have hate in their heart. Thats who.

[@jemmaj2919]

The hotel assistant and his family

[@altonalex1235]

Same

[@oliviarule5679]

All 58 of them how dare they

[@helloimarabbit4083]

God I love his act! He never fails to make me laugh.

[@michaelpthompson]

Should have told him your name was Ikel Ackencacker. (long time fans will recognize this).

[@yticivam]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amysuepierce1459]

Yeah I do.. the dentist one 😁

[@lio3366]

the tooth one 😂😂😂😂😂

[@azzasamsudin3818]

that irresponsible dentist...

[@TheKellendras]

I cried with laughter at that. So funny

[@amysuepierce1459]

Thanks to Micheal, he is helping me through a terrible bout of depression, I’m smiling again 😁... it’s been a while.

[@lucasbrew6002]

Don’t know what’s bigger, his hair’s curtains or the theatre’s😂

[@necymamaril3735]

L Brewer 😃😆😀

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

😂😂😂😂

[@ksportz66]

L Brewer He’s had since Edinburgh Fringe

[@ebonyloveivory]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lexlouise1413]

His hair curtains by far

[@TheSanien]

This man is a genius, he can make everyday things hilariously.

[@sophiacarpenter7407]

He is the gift that keeps on giving

[@iamisaid2295]

ah, a classic. our family has for years now been saying "it's fine once you're in", never gets old.

[@ellanutellabella]

Mr. MACKINTYRE-REE!!!! You are part of my daily routine now. It feels so good to laugh like this. I don't rememberthe last time I felt so good. You are a lovely person, please never stop, and have a blessed life.

[@eylam9690]

As an Italian, I can say that the entire process to get into the water is exactly the same for us. Love Micheal.

[@georgiascott6575]

This man is pure genius ❤️

[@anthonyglee1710]

So true! I’m like “I’m going in the pool, hope it’s warm enough, I’ll get in the shallow end first, in case it’s too cold” 😂

[@goaway2803]

The only way to swim, is full body in and get your head wet too. Doing the slow maneuver in the water, means your body adjusts even slower. Take from an Aussie. Take care of yourself, Mate 💚💛

[@aimeelou1825]

I’m British, and I’ve found what you found, the only way to get in is to jump in and get your hair wet too then your fine😂😂

[@chriswest7639]

Where you from mate?

[@bensmith9722]

Definitely true, and necessary in Aussie 😂

[@goaway2803]

@@chriswest7639 qld and be careful especially in vic and nsw 💚💛

[@jenniferpearce1052]

Where I live, they heat pools, so it is not refreshing. It feels like EVERYONE has peed in the pool. I grew up with cold pools and miss it so much!

[@sera4u]

Lol I lived in Dubai for 10 years and heat is terrible. Indoors you wear sweaters outdoors hell but how he made it look so funny is only he can do !

[@mariamsaik1440]

i go Saudi every year in the summer this is advice GO OUT ONLY AT NIGHT but nonetheless, I can handle the heat

[@baibac6065]

@@mariamsaik1440 Saudi Arabia* is a big country. Depends on where you mean. Some places have very nice weather in summer like Taif, Abha, Al-Bahah etc.

[@cathyjudge2760]

this man is so funny !! such a rare talent...thank you Michael....keep em coming...

[@CM-bh9lb]

Living in Dubai for 14 years, your summary of our summer heat is spot on! And yes, we only go out to go inside A/C 🤪

[@ninak8506]

A scream & a half! He's the best story teller.

[@sairi_a]

"That...is a platypus."

[@SteelTreeGone]

He’s wonderful at everything he says, knows it all

[@beverleyshevals2749]

Michael is absolutely hilarious I watch him every day and laugh so much. All is shows he does are amazing xxx

[@robinjessop6607]

Omg! Bahaha😂😂😂 Micheal, you are the best! You are my favorite comedian bar none! Thanks for making my day always!😙🤗 from Canada

[@lukasheim5255]

He is the funniest man I ever known he’s the king of Comedy

[@Oneindig318]

texting on a nokia 3310 made your thumbs the most powerfull, texting on an iphone just makes m weak :P

[@My_Lyfe]

Ah, but have you ever texted on a blackberry keyboard? The sound alone deafens everyone in a 10ft radius

[@RR4711]

Infinity318 oh how I miss that key pad; the feel of pressing a button, the click sound. If they hadn’t switched off the old networks in Australia I would still be using my indestructible Nokia.

[@genesis_ink]

yeah but with older phones texting was something you only did when talking to people but on iphones you type to use the internet and stuff too. So it was more work before but you do more of it now.

[@chelsie4203]

I swear I watched this the other day! I love Michael McIntyre sooooo much! Makes me laugh so much 💖

[@angelareed6386]

He just makes me laugh out loud! Common every day occurances he makes hilarious!

[@shadwabarghash8734]

Flipflop, in Egyptian slang, is Shibshib

[@Mad-RCandHOBBY]

"Flippo Floppo" 😂👍

[@carol-annemartin401]

thank you for the upload you just made my day , love your show so so much your so freeken funny love it , put up more shows so I can bin watch them all again and again

[@au.ru.]

Your comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh in this weird time I'm going through, thank you SO much and God bless you. 💖💖💖

[@rosina29]

"I don't want to be rude about our children" 🤣

[@OLGMC]

"but..."

[@lexlouise1413]

It's great how he's British already but puts on an even more distinct British accent when mocking the stereotypes 😂

[@andreaawangku1782]

I really really really hope that I can see him live one day...how fantastic that would be!!

[@vivelaresistance3239]

Oh dear, when my kids were little and we travelled by air, I convinced myself that the air pressure changes that gave them runny noses were allergies that warranted a dose of Benadryl. I think the other passengers were grateful, though. 😆

[@deborahdanielson8901]

God bless you for your thoughtfulness❤️. The child was probably more comfortable, too

[@annad251]

I haven't been laughing this much for such a long time So funny he his Thank you!!!!

[@Kimflick100]

Frozen Chicken..... coming round with Sunday dinner.. BRILLIANT

[@sharonrice8255]

Loved him every since he showed us his calves

[@alexdiaz4181]

Hello Sharon How are you doing today

[@angelsanchez6028]

There was this one travel I did to another state in Mexico and there was a van full of Argentinians, a newly Wed couple of germans, an old Spanish couple and a British mom with 2 kids. I have never EVER in my life seen kids behave that well. No cellphones, just listening to music and enjoying the scenery for a FOUR HOUR TRIP INSIDE A VAN Everyonewas talking about the kids for the whole trip and it was a bunch of Argentinians trying to gather up courage to talk to the mom. My mom did talk to her and told her how well behaved her kids were, I want her parenting tricks. Werever you are people of the playa del Carmen tour, I miss you all.

[@darrylleeroberts]

The answer is simple - they spank their kids when they need it.

[@AmbiCahira]

"The water is freezing" The whole time I was remembering swimming in the ocean with friends as kids and regularly check our feet if they were red, white, blue or purple to know when it was time to get out of the water to thaw.... in June and July 😂 red or white feet were fine, blue or purple was "oops I should get out of the water for a bit and stick them in the warm sand for a moment." The surface temperature were between 17 and 21 degrees Celsius so the bottom was so damn cold. Nostalgia. ^^ "its fine once the feet are numb" 😂

[@jillkx]

This guy is a star. Love him!

[@lizanna6390]

The thing that bothers me when I'm holiday somewhere very hot is how FREEZING the air conditioning is. I went to Las Vegas and had to take a cardigan everywhere in case I wanted to go inside. However, England is the worst for that. Teeth chattering away in Tesco. Am I the only person who does not think uncomfortable heat outside is no good reason for uncomfortable cold indoors?

[@brittanyholtgreven4106]

I thought I was alone in this!

[@kennedysimpson2000]

Exactly!!

[@NW-lv9gb]

Yes, Tesco is the worst. I always take a fleece when I pop to Tesco when it's 37°c outside 😅

[@Pippemi]

I’ve only ever thought that in the freezer aisles, which should be colder anyway. I prefer the cool air.

[@anonymi8564]

@@NW-lv9gb 37°C?! I'm in scotland the highest we get is 28°C and that was years ago! We get them every 2 years if we r lucky😂😂so wow, you lucky😂x

[@sandistroud7305]

I’m so glad I found your channel. Love all the stories about every day things.

[@LukasDiSparrowOfficial]

This guy.... Let me tell you this... This guys right here.. Yes, the Michael guy I am talking about... He is... Just so.... I am telling you he just so... funny

[@samueloliver-sherry-musici9171]

Did you type this in your Apple Watch? Surely you did, it sounds like you are out of breath for laughing so hard.

[@kendrashergold439]

He just is!! He is a wizard of hilarity.. just comedic perfection 😂

[@jemmaj2919]

Unbelievably funny, i cant even imagine what his brain will look like if they open it up

[@catherinereilly5833]

Ok seriously unbelievably funny haven't laughed so hard in so long 😆😅🤣😂

[@shaesot7]

You cannot watch his video's in the quiet carriage of a train..he's always laugh out loud..

[@nicholelarue2499]

Lol. I'm in a hotel at the moment, volume low, ear practically against my phone while I smother my giggles so as not to disturb the other rooms. 🤣

[@famouslastwords0791HR]

Lol always is right.

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

gotta love michael, i've got his dvds and 1 of his books for when i go into hospital :)

[@yticivam]

Hello! I hope your hospital stay will be quick and easy.

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

@@yticivam I have to have something removed from me, but thank you :) I'll be reading his book to keep me entertained :)

[@rosina29]

Aww hope you're okay now ❤️

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

@@rosina29 i'm surviving for now :) hopefully i'll survive the operation too and then have my life back ❤️

3.36 love that. It wonderfully contradicts people who loved how he was so "clean". ;-)

[@acb7634]

Same here in Trinidad and Tobago. 🇹🇹, "It's alright once you're in." Lol

[@DoubleDeckerAnton]

I bet Michael is like this, all day long...!!! 🤣 His kids get stand up for free...!!! 😂

[@kaizephyr5911]

I've never heard of this guy before, but from the thumbnail alone I knew he was British lol

[@First.Lastname]

Anybody disliking Michael’s videos clearly has no sense of humour

[@RazleFrazle-kw5wb]

Yeah, they have the opposite of humour..... Femur!

[@wynn6240]

Razle Frazle1999 I’m disappointed that I found that funny 😂

[@laureln56]

He could leave out the potty language and still be hilarious

[@mlrd6622]

Too Right!

[@mlrd6622]

@@RazleFrazle-kw5wb Get Out🤣

[@glenysporter1551]

You are hilarious. I recommend you to everyone! I always tell people you are so funny you don't need to say the "f" word at all, so you see it isn't necessary if you're really talented. I see in this video, however, you are beginning to say it. Please consider stopping as it actually takes away from your show. You are extremely talented without it! Love you!

[@dewgaming9479]

When we take on holiday in Las Vegas NV USA, it's mainly the same. Sometimes it gets up to 50 C' in the summer. We began to travel in the autumn and spring, so you can relax while you are there :D You can't do much in the summer without A/C :D

[@vickiesmith3021]

I could watch this guy all day!!!!

[@neisham7478]

michael is just gorgeous...... love him to bits ❤️❤️

[@LaSnob711]

OMH! Thank you so much! Haven't had a good laugh since January! 😆😭😷

[@runawayriot3853]

Bet there's a thumb war app dedicated to modern day toddlers

[@celticraven8523]

There is

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prettyinpinky5937]

Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mackenzieaspinall6551]

Celtic Raven omg

[@mena94x3]

There’s a Red Hands app. It’s hilarious.

[@tahnesha]

Micheal McIntyre is my new obession. Amazing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🏆

[@lolinnitfam9045]

Michael McIntyre: *posts video saying stand up comedy* The thumbnail: *lying in bed* Me: *Visible Confusion*

[@amysuepierce1459]

Because he told the tale of the swan on his bed on holiday👍

[@helenhurst6168]

Amazing. Brightens up my night

[@RazleFrazle-kw5wb]

This video has made me question whether or not I am indeed an American.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

mate I definitely am getting my Aussie membership card revoked after this one - too relatable

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Man he is so funny!! I think this isnt just brits...its us cousins in america too...we have the same issues..

[@Celticcross688]

Simply the BEST 🥰

[@wuodbonde]

A comedian at the top of his game. Hilarious 🤣

[@Peshiolini]

When I want to laugh I watch Michael nothing like it....he could cure depression in an instant for sure....I think people who suffer this must watch him it is better than thinking about your problems....they need to switch their mind to something else and Michael is the thing to cure depression from these people...I just watch because I like to laugh....come on Michael do a show with all depressed individuals for one night only and they will come up trumps for sure...you should take masterclass...

[@Suitified1]

And he fu*ked my swan!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

Humour is a great doctor!!!!!! 🤗♥️♥️🧡🧡💛

[@dkwheat1105]

😂🤣😂🤣 One of my absolute favorite comics🤣😂

[@malindaallen718]

One of his best!

[@calumpapworth7097]

I go to the same school as his kids, I have seen him

[@emilyjackson9536]

Jasmine George don’t ask that, it’s a bit creepy

[@calumpapworth7097]

Jasmine George can’t really say

[@xpertwolf17]

Is he nice irl?

[@calumpapworth7097]

Xpert Wolf yes really nice and funny

[@trayolphia5756]

Calum Papworth have his kids become normal compared to how he portrays them in his skits?

[@lkm_6689]

Love this dude so much

[@ylvisfan390]

Just the funniest man alive period

[@marionsudewo8670]

Totally hilarious! 👍😄🤣

[@TedaR]

We yanks are the same about the pool! Love you Michael! Laughter scares germs yall! Blessings fr Nashville, TN

[@NW-lv9gb]

Can totally relate to the Calpol sketch 😂😂

[@NW-lv9gb]

@Karina Peters 😂😂😂

[@-hv4mg429]

1:49 No one: Not a single soul: Captions:"COWARD"

[@iloveneonfrogs3434]

When i’m on holiday i have so much suncream on that i fizz when i get in the water. Where the suncream reacts with the chlorine or something.

[@kaylag5043]

I swear those damn umbrellas are made of concrete. The trick is to lift them from the bottom and just carry them.

[@CrisTina-dx8rh]

Thank you for making me laugh till I cry again!

[@winnifredforbes8712]

I can't imagine being married to this guy!