"BACON!" - Jim Gaffigan (COMPLETE SET)

[@supposedly1-2]

I've always loved this one but it always makes me hungry for more jim gaffigan comedy! (yes i know it's an awful 'joke' and it shows why i'm not a comedian :P )

[@jimgaffigan]

you should subscribe. I post daily.

[@dahawk8574]

​@@jimgaffigan, vegetable rights activist. Green Lives Matter!

[@GenoLoma]

@@dahawk8574 but what about carrots!? ... and pumpkins? ... lol

[@mitzixochitl]

jimgaffigan hi r

[@xxdrippy_pricexx4321]

Its true he does

[@matthewleichter7184]

When he does the heckling voice to himself is the greatest thing ever!

[@carlyoung8657]

yes thats just as funny

[@travis8947]

I prefer his singing

[@dirtymike3329]

Facts

[@kelgreen99]

Right.

[@sandyquilty3138]

How many bacon jokes does this guy have?

[@tA_aT287]

You know someone's good when you can watch it over and over and it's still as funny as the first time you watched it..... Jim, you're HILARIOUS!!

[@chrsmcfrln]

The only comedian I know who heckles himself throughout his act.

[@mikepastor.k6233]

But it's that wimpy voice that sells it..

[@Palidor19]

There are some people who don’t like that heckling voice: what do we call them? Al-Qaeda?

[@alexandrite3208]

"That's too much Bacon." --- said no one ever

[@Markyroson]

Alex Andrite 100%. I always want more and am sad when my plate runs out

[@TheBent139]

@@ichijofestival2576 Yes, but that's some tasty garbage. And at the buffet I am always going back for seconds. What other garbage can you say that about? Thank you marketing!"

[@conniemclaughlin-miley4404]

Bacon to bacon Time space continuum

[@conniemclaughlin-miley4404]

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[@MarcoTurcios]

Yesssss!!!🎉

[@cfgeyer]

Thanks Jim, I’m currently facing some challenges in my life and your comedy is helping pick up the slack. Comedy is one of life’s greatest callings. Thanks for sharing your gifts. Peace

[@mlsaulnier]

I don't think it is fluke that Jim posted his bacon video on Father's Day. Bacon - really the only gift that a man would ever need.

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Jim should do a bit about getting bacon for Father’s Day. 😆

[@alz2713]

Not a single cuss word; yet so funny. Ultimate smart ass, Jim!!

[@nickc6842]

I swear myself but really appreciate him not doing so. The whole family can enjoy his comedy

[@disloyal]

@ 3:58 he said, "That's a nerdy ass bacon joke." Is ass not a cuss word anymore?

[@alz2713]

Ha, you’re right, smarty pants :)

[@disloyal]

Lol

[@bridgetglenn5442]

He DID cuss in this skit... Usually he doesn't though.

[@kennethboylan6130]

Definitely one of my favorite sets!

[@kennethboylan6130]

And Jim hearted my comment! The only thing making this day any better is some actual bacon.

[@michaelmorford3932]

The bacon made me subscribe.... it's magical.

[@UltimateBargains]

I grew up with Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now there's no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.

[@ok-ok6gk]

😆🤣So funny

[@zacharykrage5133]

I saw this on reddit 6-7 months ago

[@ShiftingDrifter]

But we still have Charlie's Pride!

[@Markyroson]

UltimateBargains 😂

[@nate9962]

I saw this joke years ago but it’s still good

[@KostitosConQueso]

10+ years later, I still use "bippity-boppity-BACON!".

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

It’s the best 😂 my family and I use it often too 😆

[@bridgetglenn5442]

Love this guy! He and comedian Brian Regan are the best! Clean (mostly) and downright hilarious!

[@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788]

"I’ll have the baby-back ribs. And can you wheel that out to me in a stroller?" 🤣😆🤣😆 That one gets me every time. HYSTERICAL!

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks!

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

“I’m thinking I’ll get the baby chicken legs and have an all baby meal.” *HEY BUDDY I USED TO BE A BABY*

[@duaneburris7ate9]

I perceive that bacon IS the secret of the universe😊 bacon is where you find it. It's Babe. What a miracle.

[@elle8hcim]

Eating bacon pizza in bed for breakfast. Perfect timing Jim👏🏽

[@michaeleggers5539]

Got any more of that bacon :)

[@nickc6842]

Same here. I just cooked a pack of bacon for the fam 30 mins ago

[@AM-nh6oz]

Wow, homemade? I've haven't seen bacon as an ingredient for pizza.

[@JoseLopez-jc3jt]

Stop the animal suffering of Meat Industry

[@tvandang3234]

It’s 4:17am and I don’t remember how many times I watched his stand up comedy and laughed like I have seen it for the first time. I heard having a good laugh before going to sleep makes you forget everything and fall asleep faster. I do 😂

[@l.j.willis2161]

The song at 5:18, this was the first time I ever heard it. Then tracked down what song it was and now it’s on my On Repeat. Thank you Jim for adding another song to my life’s soundtrack. Missing You- John Waite

[@SuperDrLisa]

I watch this over and over to make me happy.

[@lorin4923]

Best comic ever...Jim Gaffigan! You are a genius.

[@michelelovell6980]

I love Jim! Every skit, it doesn’t matter. He is my all time favorite! I love funny people and he makes me laugh every day. I subscribe so Jim is a part of my daily routine. I hope to see him live sometime soon! 🧡

[@deanshort9011]

"Thank you Bacon sincerely, Water Chestnut the Third!"" Happy Father's Day Jim! You are our comedic Father hehehe

[@imoimos]

Ok now I'm hungry for bacon! Thank you for the laughs today! Have a nice New Year!!

[@ljatwood1972]

Bacon is a gift from God.

[@BRO77TX]

And Beer!!

[@ljatwood1972]

Eh...I'm not a big fan of beer. But I'll take wine!

[@BRO77TX]

Lori Atwood Id love to know what wine goes with beer!! 😁

[@samir6047]

Amen

[@PeggyGregory-mi9rh]

I want my cheese

[@kiddfamilyfarmllc9962]

Just introduced you to my 10 an 11 year old kids.... over lunch. You have another generation to follow you. My boy is obsessed by you now as 10 years olds tend to be. I will be hearing your act for sometime as well as his Sunday school class. Thank you for the fun.

[@anneahlert2997]

Also have your kids check out John Pinette. He has a ton of great comedy without swearing. Especially have them check out his "water park," "get outta line," and "camping" routines. Also, look for "Dry Bar Comedy" channel here on KZbin. They have a lot of comedy routines without swearing (some funnier than others, so preview them before leaving your kids unimpressed-- but EVERY John Pinette sketch is hilarious).

[@stevend.bumgarner6134]

Wow no one ever mentions John. I love his comedy so much, appreciate the post ✌🏽

[@rodstinson537]

One of the best sets ever,I have always been a fan, from his Earlier stuff and 70's show, but the bacon 🥓 set put Jim in my top, great family also,wife and kids are awesome people gotta check out their channel 👍✌️

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

I’ve heard this segment many times on my Pandora comedy station but watching it still made me laugh my butt off. So great. BACON!

[@alz2713]

It’s boloni; learn how to spell :)

[@markusdaxamouli5196]

His Hot Pockets bit is also a classic....if you havent seen or heard it yet, do yourself a favor and check it out.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Markus Daxamouli Why don’t we just fill a poptart with nasty meat.” “Caliente pockets”

[@izacnewton5761]

His voice is soothing I almost fell sleep at a live performance in Santa Rosa

[@marybethjones5571]

Jim, when I need to smile or laugh I listen to your 🥓 bacon routine, I wish every doctor could have your humor.

[@kareleque]

AVOCADO: Hello, I’m good fat. BACON: Lights cigarette** Punches Avocado in the face**

[@galahadgarza6905]

Mr. Gaffigan, I’ve learned something about myself. I’m watching your videos on KZbin while listening to you do your Father’s Day monologue on Sunday Morning. What I learned was that I was able to concentrate on the two. You, sir, (I think) have taught me to use both sides of my brain. I thank you~GG.

[@Heptagonalghost]

Jim you're hilarious. I appreciate you very much, thank you for making me laugh so hard, so many times! 🔥😂

[@desertpotter1003]

So funny again!!!! Daily dose of Jim makes the worries go away. 😀😅😂

[@thebourg]

Was just watching King Baby this morning, one of my favorites!

[@liberatedlady4689]

OMG, I am dying with your bologna bit! You rock! Haven’t laughed this hard in so long.

[@Obiter3]

4 slices on Father's Day morning, I'm comin Elizabeth!

[@lemongavine]

Fred G. Sanford

[@agatha6267]

@@powerofthetime Please stop spamming Mr Gaffigan's You Tube channel.

[@Obiter3]

@@powerofthetime what about me and my slovenly, bacon-eating ways made you think I'm into the finest music and/or truth?

[@patmccrotch5373]

'LAMONT!.... YOU BIG DUMMAY!'

[@zacharyneuman4179]

It'll make you have the big one for sure

[@wendydeter917]

I love his voice."if I knew you were here I would have waited"

[@RayCarroll67]

haha Jim love your Bacon Bits

[@tonyyont9055]

good one

[@DavidDrivesElectric]

I love it! After I think that's got to be all the bacon jokes, I look at the progress bar and it's only HALF way through. :) :)

[@jeffdawson2786]

Masterpiece of comic writing and delivery.

[@debispilker4392]

Love this bacon bit!

[@meganbowman4747]

Yay! Jim Gaffigan. ❤

[@pamh2697]

One of my favorite sets!

[@debra333]

Jim has the best requests for subscriptions...ever!! I mean, tell me I look good while I'm sitting here in pjs and bedhead and I'll put your third kid through college.* *Not valid if the kid actually goes to college.

[@jenwarshawsky189]

Dude is underrated!

[@EJofLA]

Loved the bacon bit thanks! (Almost as much as I love bacon)

[@TommyReady]

This was a great clip, loved it 100%!

[@ModestReviews]

Love this guy's material!! Good family comedy!!

[@victoriasage8613]

Watching this while heating freshly fried up smoky bacon. Bacon! 🥓🥓🥓

[@FuelMeOnce]

Whenever I talk with someone about you, they always remember yoir bacon jokes --even moreso than the Hot Pockets ones--i never get tired of your bacon jokes. I could have even heard more!!!!!!

[@skyak4493]

When you want to improve a day wrap it in a Jim Gaffigan video! Jim you are the bacon of youtube vids.

[@fiona8781]

THE BACON OF YOU TUBE! *classic*

[@SmartVideosJarkaWatched]

It doesn't look like he mentioned 'Bacon HOT POCKETS' ... is this the original Jim Gaffigan or just a clone---A CHANGELING!!!

[@Sallystarlet3425]

YAAAAAY BACON!!!!!! 🎉

[@bmeclipse]

You know how to get more people to wear a mask? Make them out of bacon.

[@jimgaffigan]

Ha

[@lindathomas2049]

Then they'd try to eat your face

[@BrianSmith-ez9kj]

Great Joke, and you even got Jim himself to reply- Nice

[@michellecottrell3553]

I would end up eating my mask lol

[@zabagar]

You can keep bacon strips behind your mask then eat like a horse.

[@rileywayneblazek]

Jim is the best comedian

[@licksnkicks1166]

I am a vegetarian but this was hysterical. Each to their own! 🇨🇦 CANADA ❤️

[@RitaMarieWeiss]

"each to their own," love you canada .. no wonder you're more peaceful than us .. usually ..

[@scorpleeon]

The dirty bologna is classic I always burst out laughing

[@SGTBizarro]

"Hey buddy I used to be a baby..." I'm dead.

[@MutorbuW]

Jim the vegan🥓🥬lettuce keep our skin flaking

[@s.dandrea7417]

Your great, thank you.

[@robinclark6562]

Tonys restaurant Bridgeport Michigan sells a BLT with a pound of bacon on homemade Italian loaf bread... Love this place for my bacon fix

[@mayatiita1]

That was brilliant! ☺️♥️

[@jimgaffigan]

thanks marcus

[@izekiey]

Can’t believe your name is “Jim” and you notoriously hate going to the Gym. FEEL FREE TO USE 🤪this Bacon bit (😉) is GOLD!!! Love everything you do. Very consistent and always appreciate the family friendly material.

[@Fingersofjoy]

A vegetarian once saw me eat bacon and said 'do you know pigs are just as smart as dogs' to which I replied 'yes but there twice as tasty.

[@charlesholmgren679]

They're

[@Bubba1960.]

@@charlesholmgren679 Oh yes, thank you for the correction Charlie, I was so utterly confused.

[@Darth_Harrow]

I would say that's why I killed it myself so it could say hi to the animal devil for me

[@pauletteerickson2596]

Hell yes !

[@michaelgallagher3640]

​@@charlesholmgren679 ...Thanks for you're service Officer Wordsmith, we can al slep safe toonite.

[@kanescrimes4848]

I'm a big fan of Jim. I watch Jim more than I watch most other comedians. Jim talks about food when he's hungry and I get hungry when Jim talks about food...doctor says I watch too much Jim. "Less Jim more gym", he told me. At my next Doctors appointment appointment I'll tell him that I'm getting tickets to The Jim as soon as I can afford it.

[@joanbrown2929]

My sister will be 62 Aug 7, I will be 61 Aug 8,also my 39 yrs Anniversary is Aug 7.we love you your fun Feel free to send tickets if ur ever in Colorado 😉😅I live in ks but my sister lives in Colorado n has lupus really bad ,so she can't travel easily.Your great!!I have never ask anyone for free tickets,It woul just be a blessing for my sister

[@teresab6383]

Watched Sunday Morning Show then watched your bacon story. So now I don’t want to be around my kids and craving bacon. Thanks Jim. 🥰

[@ArleneAdkinsZell]

SO funny! I go to a church that has bacon and potato patties every Sunday morning, we love our bacon.

[@manishshetty3271]

Big Fan Jim, Love from Mumbai India

[@michaelkrenn9421]

Yes... I love bacon hot pockets, 100% pure bacon juice poured in and sealed, then deep fried in hot bacon fat... till golden brown just like bacon. Love BHP. The first time watching you on TV cable.. was bacon time. Been a fan since.

[@Shinobi33]

Now I really want bacon 🥓 Meat candy 🤤

[@kimjameson7979]

Man, a chocolate-bacon donut or three sounds good right now.

[@JennyBeeAMDG]

Duck Donuts actually sells this doughnut. Which they will fry in front of you and serve it boiling lava hot with lots of Bacon Fairy Dust and chocolate drizzle.🤤😋

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. 😂

[@TrueEarth2112]

Bacon is God's greatest gift to mankind. And it's actually not bad for you, unless they add tons of sugar to it which is often the case. Organic, uncured bacon has tons of healthy fats.... Bacon! (in the whisper voice)...

[@catsordogs_lh]

TAKE THAT, LIPITOR, I'M BACON!!! 💖💖

[@markrufener4172]

Well now, Jim, BACON and HOT POCKETS! Does it get any better? You don't have to answer if the question stresses you out. Haha Mark in Seattle

[@flowerpot9869]

You are sooo funny! Love that bacon. Love that bologna.

[@Godisgreater123]

LOVE this guy!!! Hilarious!!

[@yami564]

Thank you. You look good too. And I'm already subscribed.

[@mlamarana]

So true about vegetarians!🤣🤣

[@ElRockeroDeLaSalsa]

Hahahahaha!!! You are so funny! Reminded me of a conversation you and I once had on MySpace... YES, on MySpace lol And all you wanted to talk about was BACON :-D Keep up the good work brother. You are medicine for the soul.

[@meower1571]

I GOT THE WHOLE CD AND ITS GREAT

[@AlcremieAlchemy]

0:19 YAAAAAY BACON 😂✨️ 1:10 Bacon 🤣 1:36 I want MOOOORE 🤣🤣🤣 1:48 I found the bacon

[@plywoodcarjohnson5412]

Great!

[@jessicak9973]

Thank you bacon

[@jessicak9973]

BACON

[@peggyf344]

Going to watch Dinner With the Gaffigans soon- I wonder if there will be bacon to prepare us for Bacon premiere!!

[@bradvdp]

Me applauding, my mom walks in and asks ‘y r u cheering’ me: I’m making bacon I’m cheering w/ my kind

[@dinofx35]

Comedically, this is one of the best bacon bits out there

[@KurisuKagato]

"What am I doing with all this worthless fruit?" 🤣

[@byronp2311]

Bacon. You want a the best bacon dish? Spaghetti Carbonara.

[@From305toSH]

Angry Italians want to know your location

[@liamhayman2778]

*Italy wants to* know your location

[@byronp2311]

@@liamhayman2778 Well, why? But if you must know, Austin TX. Pork belly is usually the prime ingredient and that's bacon to most usaians. Otherwise, tell me I'm wrong. I can take it. I've been wrong most of my life. Me, I love spagetti carbornara. Well, at least the way I make it. No one else will do it for me and I can't go out (or afford) it. so I'm stuck.

[@liamhayman2778]

@@byronp2311 oh! Sorry.

[@byronp2311]

@@liamhayman2778 :)

[@philipallard8026]

Wonderful.

[@rpal320]

Bacon makes me thirsty for more BACON🥓❤💕

[@Kuatoftlalax]

As a vegetarian I have to say this. I almost died laughing. Thanks Jim. 🤣

[@maenad1231]

I’d bet even people who have never tried bacon before would still laugh at this 😂 Everyone can relate to being totally obsessed with a food that’s probably terrible for them lmao. Jim’s love for bacon rivals my sweet tooth

[@tspks2128]

His voices 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bippity boppity bacon!!!! Totally genius!!!

[@francescaa8331]

I know it will be fun 🥓

[@alfonsourquidez8871]

4:26 'That's gotta be the end of the bacon jokes!..' [Continues with more bacon jokes]

[@soultheinterrogator]

Take that lipitor I'm bacon 😂🤣😭💀

[@MLMLW]

At the end of the video Jim comes on & says "You look good, but do you know what would make you look even better?" I answered, "Myself wrapped in bacon?" 🤣😂

[@ahvavee]

Bacon is my favorite vegetable. 👍

[@branchsnapper2228]

Jim Gaffigan and bacon! My two favourite things

[@kittenwuver92]

🤣🤣 ok. You got me to subscribe