KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I

[@TheGregsAtTheBack]

Option 2! Dakka must live!

[@robertjensen1438]

What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty. A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?” The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.” “Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man “Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.” “Well, what about your patch eye?” “Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!” “A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.” “Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with me hook.”

[@Baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@derekbidelman2442]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, Bartender says: (Hey buddy,you know you have a steering wheel in yours pants). Pirate replies: (Yarr, tis driving me nuts!).

[@lydianoack4552]

How to piss off a pirate? Steal their P.

[@knownofear1]

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

[@robertjensen1438]

@knownofear1 P without it, they are irate.

[@trajanfidelis]

I'm ready for more tales of HIGH ADVENTURE!

[@kaos7181]

Fuck yeah!

[@Ser-Smiley]

Heck Yeah!

[@georgerogers3840]

Option 2

[@georgerogers3840]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@MrJoshuiashoemaker]

Option 3.

[@amyfoote860]

Option 2, Dakka has been watching this jumped up pirate murder his flyboys, all while cooking up some humble pie to serve

[@thekingmoose8004]

Option 2. Poor Dakka hasn't been allowed to shine as much as Gork and Mork would like. Let the duel be intense make Dakka work for it and then let him have the skull of the Ealdari be mounted on his fighta.

[@pmk198908]

So my personal head cannon here is that is Thaddeus telling stories to kids on ultramar between missions and the entire time barbon is sighing going “this is highly heretical”

[@DirtHermit]

I accept this Head Canon, and have integrated it. I will now giggle every time a new episode posts 😅

[@OutlawTwilight]

Option 2. The Smeldar have underestimated their opponents.

[@princesseponyboy1971]

Babe wake up, new Kronan story just dropped

[@Rokulakis]

Was driving yesterday, and stopped my gf Mid sentence with: Babe! New Kronan lore just dropped!!

[@Baldermort]

KRONAN AND THE SMELLDAR PIRATE PRINCE: PART I Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN. We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar. The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Also from the same creator. LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bLp55mjNCHha8 THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnq4q5iClLJpo6c THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKO4hXaOh6p-bsU THE GIGANTOMACHY: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJKwqpl6ltGDbpo TYPHON: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2m8n6ywbsRrZsU THE PRIMORDIALS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzbin.info/door/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg YOUNG ZEUS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU

[@firestone2178]

Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Git😁

[@Baldermort]

😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂

[@Pfasma5]

I love the “educational!?!?” Tales of high adventure!!

[@Pfasma5]

So good

[@BohdanKaiba]

I am loving it, the quotes at the start was a really fun idea!

[@hildus7222]

The pronunciation of the Adeptus Sororitas had me in stitches. I love this series

[@TheSleeperAgent]

THE ORKY GODZ HAV HURD ME!!! I WAS WISHING AND WAITING FOR A NEW ENTRY ON THE CUNNING ONE FOR SOOOOO LONG!!!!! MAY THE LEGEND OF KRONAN'S HIGH ADVENTURES NEVER END❣️💪 WWWAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[@Baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥰

[@aussieos337]

Option 2 Brother Baldy Dakka has been preparing for this, he's got something worthy of Mork up his sleeve....

[@chrisbrown8381]

Kronan taught me how to be propah cunnin’.

[@ImperatorLizard]

Option 2 Von Smashhoven is my favorite. I can't vote for him to die

[@tuckcuttertuck6802]

Option 2. This storyline has always made we grin and giggle.

[@jacksmall-ow4rp]

God this is brilliant - I love these stories - actually make me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

[@Baldermort]

😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@BruceThaJuiceBanner]

Baldy, from the bottom of my 🖤, Thank You! Words cannot describe the pure Joy that the high adventures of Kronan(& Nutcrunch- er, um,Tiddles) brings us all!

[@MattEvans-zg8sh]

Option 2 Dakka to win but comes out terribly injured....... Keep up the brilliant work

[@chrissinclair8705]

Excellent video as per usual sir. Hell I'm so old I actually saw Connan the Barbarian as a little kid in the early 80's. Damn I'm old. Cheers to you brother. Great channel. Great narration.

[@Baldermort]

You aren’t alone. It’s still one of my favourite flicks. :)

[@chrissinclair8705]

@@Baldermort Oh...dear...Great channel still, honorable servitor. Even though threw GW's last descision. You are and honorable non-binary, male presenting lesbian woman! And don't you forget it! 🙂Thank you for years of great lore. Surely the God-Emperor smiles upon you.

[@bulldrumm]

OPTION 2. it is too much fun to lose Dakka.

[@CHappy778]

Option 2 The loyal ork must live

[@LMR041082]

Dearest Baldermort. Thank you for this. I’ve really missed your lore and this is a welcome panacea to life’s prevails and stresses. Thank you for taking the time to make this and share. You’re a wonderful chap.

[@mykelengieza7057]

Sir, I hope you are feeling well. Thank you for all you do, and the entertainment you give us, sincerely.

[@Baldermort]

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@saintsholl545]

Option 2!!! You're videos are always entertaining, the Ork videos always make me laugh. Excellent work as always!

[@kiltedcripple]

There is no higher service this channel does to the Warhammer 40K franchise that these fun ass fanfic stories. They're the damned best.

[@Baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jackgoodman2448]

I vote for option #2 Thank you Sir

[@Baldermort]

thanks for listening brother goodman. :)

[@p_noizesacha]

23:29 this got me laughing, hours later it still got me chuckling.

[@crusadingtemplar]

I only found this channel recently, and kronan is definitely my favourie. followed shortly after by the thaddeus

[@derekbidelman2442]

It's was mine also until I played Thaddus, there like 1a 1b . You should check it out

[@TechNinjaSigma]

THE PROPHET OF MORK RETURNS!!! KRONAN!!! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[@hexxythegrouch]

Option 2; Dakka Von Smashhoven survives / wins the fight. He has been working closely with and -learning- from the Cunning One. In the meta sense, he has been supporting Kronan for some time now. May this be the moment where Gork and Mork place their blessings upon him. Loyalty is its own reward in the form of a good scrap. :) I do enjoy these stories of Kronan. Thanks for your mighty efforts sir!

[@localmex2778]

Da kunning 1 has returned!!! Let the tales of HIGHHHHHHH adventure continue. All praise our faithful servant Baldermort. 🫡🫡🫡

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Nothing will stop the Mighty Kronan who once again proves his strong cunning and brutal intelligence will show all of us why the Orks are the masters of battles and wars for they are everything the entire Galaxy fears.

[@Grim-Crusader]

Ere we go ladz, get stuck in ya worfless gitz, it's Baldymork

[@LukeSeed]

Option 2. Smeldar, blehdar. Van smashoven has no peer in this galaxy

[@jonpato]

I must admit I was deeply sceptical when you started an Ork storyline but this has become my absolute favourite.

[@DahLekKnight]

Option 2! One step closer to Beast Mode!

[@Logan-mb7ub]

2! Thank Gork and Mork!! Daka smashes smelldar star sheep's. He is Him!

[@paladius6899]

Always love new Balders vids! Hope you're having a great weekend!

[@davidmarsh5337]

I’m as happy as an ork in a scrap to see the return of tales of kunnin one love this story line please keep up the great work 😊

[@DiscoKevin69420]

Option 2 Dakka's story can't end here!

[@nElozEro]

Always a joy to see your next installment of the this grand tale. I second the sentiment that you are to Warhammer what Terry is to Discworld. Though you may not be the progenitor of the verse you ever give it an energy and passion that draws one in to the point of being infectious. Thank you wordsmith, speaker, and storyteller for your precious time.

[@joelcassin7486]

Option 2 Another great episode, go Baron Smash

[@johnbradley8901]

Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute. Always a treat to hear a tale of high adventure.

[@Baldermort]

My pleasure!

[@diniahnightshade1111]

Thank you so very much for the effort, and pure artistry, you pour into every one of these story videos. No matter how hard my depression is hitting me, you always give me a smile when I see you've posted a new video.

[@EthanBonardel]

What a treat! Love the 4/20 upload! I like to set aside time for my undivided attention to this tale🔥🔥🔥🤙 You rock man🤘

[@eugenebelford9087]

Da boyz are back in town! 🤩💪🍄🔁

[@scythebergon418]

Let's go!!!! Story time!!! These are worth the wait I love all these stories!!

[@leecochrane4398]

Currently running my little part of the Orks of Omen, wif War Boss Grimdrak Slapchop. Racking the krumping for Kronan!!!!

[@NRAllen]

May this comment help in some way! Thanks again for the best original story I've heard in ages. I've cracked up laughing out loud multiple times

[@WorldArchivist]

Finally, I can catch a video on the first day. BRING ON THE LORE!

[@grizla1895]

Thanks Baldermort, this is my favorite Kronan yet!

[@Melonizeable]

Always good to see some more of Kronan!

[@Baldermort]

Thanks brother Melon. :) Sorry its late. Building work. I'm trying to get more prompt.

[@Melonizeable]

@@Baldermort No worries! Nothing to apologise for - these stories are always a pleasure whenever they pop up!

[@bigearl3867]

I have to make myself wait for a quiet time to enjoy these.

[@jacekpacuszka1542]

I believe it was Gork , who said … no, think it was Mork?…warghaaaaa 😂 Keep up the good work, good, sir

[@Bhaalspawn]

I really don't like the orks as a faction, but I have thoroughly enjoyed your Kronan series. The fact that you made a story that I've been engaged with for a faction I do not like or enjoy at all normally is a testament to how talented you are as a storyteller.

[@seawurm]

I don't know how you can read these stories without laughing.

[@Baldermort]

Well, I do break. Editing is a horror on these. :).

[@Stop_Gooning]

Oh buddy, I've been waiting for more Kronan! LETS GOOOOO!!

[@paulwilliamgoyeneche6494]

FIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTR!!!!! I was awaiting this great ServoBard.

[@Kilkennyspurs]

Thank you for the further adventures of the Cunnin one Mr. B. I really enjoyed it and look forward to see if Gork and Mork will bless him with Victory against the Smeldar.

[@richardallen6067]

Part 1! We've a part 2 to look forward to. Happy days!

[@Ser-Smiley]

Thank you for this dear Sir Baldermort!

[@stc6851]

Option 2 We need more of the Slay team too!

[@Baldermort]

That we do. :)

[@R.D.R.NIGHTINGALE]

Option #2 This was very entertaining. Excellent work sir.

[@Gary_The_Metro]

Oh hellll yes, today is a good day

[@bongodrumzz]

Option 2!! Good day lord Baldy, of course its 2 tut dakka von smashhoven has got to enhance his reputation somehow, but here's the thing .... HOW? How will he batter that mealymouthed upstart? Who knows? Only your very good selves tale will reveal all. Can't wait for the next instalment sire, this one has been a belter, so thank you. I hope 'she who makes tea coz she thirsts' and the famalam are all doing fine. Much love to your writing hand and you too :)

[@StrifeA217]

YES! MORE KRONAN!

[@shaunl8576]

You are by far my most favorite channel to watch.

[@dalehurst]

Option 2. Dakka kills the Eldar. Death to the wimpy Smeldar

[@jasonsaynor3643]

Gotta be option 2! Sweeping out from the suns corona, flames shootin outa his shootahs and plazma everywhere. Great stuff Baldermort, great voice, great narration and lots of fun! (Something aparrently in short supply these days 🙂

[@JaimeRodriguez-xm4si]

Option 2 - the lad can take him on and come up on top!

[@stevenbigland6193]

Proper Orky! Once more you have delivered the greatest of chronicles! Looking forward to the next dollop of dakka!

[@CyKosys187]

Option #2

[@edpistemic]

Option 2!! By the belly of Mark, the Cunnin One's WAAAGH power is becoming unstoppable!

[@tostig7795]

Oh goody more Orkyness! A chance to fight the Imperial gravy perhaps? Can’t wait…

[@tostig7795]

Not disappointed! Tittles too ! Wonderous !

[@afxtjet]

My socks rolled up and down by themselves when I saw there was a new installment of Kronan Da' Kunnin!

[@mannofdober873]

Ah dem Smelldar gitz... Deyz blood iz all shiny. No wondah deyz alwayz prancin' around like sum sort of twinkly Grotz.

[@crusadingtemplar]

Take pride in its trying to translate it to english

[@demonsexslave85]

Omg !!! My day is so much better!! Another kronan story. Thank you so much, baldermort. this beers for you! Cheers

[@UncleMikeDrop]

I almost spit out my drink at "Craftworld OOWEE!".🤣

[@markdorn8873]

Me too, and that's my main army!

[@shamusfarmer]

This story is amazing. Better than anything I read in the Black library. You could turn this into a book and I would buy it. Please please please make more of these.

[@shamusfarmer]

Wow, thanks for the heart! So happy to see you dropped another Kronan vid. I am DYING to see what happens when he finally gets his hands on one of "dem special edition gold ones"!! (whatever that means...)

[@Burnscar81]

Option 2! Daka's story must go on a little longer.

[@bigloving]

Number 2! Number 2!!! Dakka must live! The Smelldar would welcome another dead hero for their new god of death during the Banana-rama for sure!!!

[@Midnight_Mondo]

Yes!

[@Jplays23]

Option 2 Dakka must win! The power of the waaggghh is too strong for him to lose.

[@JMAssainatorz]

Option 1: Dakka Goes out on a WITNESS MEEE! Humiliating that pompous bastard of an eldar in the process!.

[@butterybiscuit346]

Ya know, while i do enjoy Uncle Baldy's lore video's, his parody lore videos are where he really shines.

[@DarkBattleMage0407]

Option 2

[@smptown29]

I frikkin love these

[@mdubois80]

Option 2 Always a fan of that fly boy since the hunt for that git, Tober

[@bigh9809]

Option 2, Dakka krumps the dandy smelldar, for da onor of the Waaaah and his Lord Da Kunnin One.

[@jamesvale2508]

Ohh More Kronan da Kunnin!! Im starting to chub-up already!!! Best series on KZbin! :D

[@kevinrothrock9407]

Option 2 the dakka must flow ❤

[@wadesmallwood6024]

These are my favorite of your tales sir! Please keep them going! WAAAAAAAAGH!!

[@bobdrooples]

Good night gents. Hope you've got your comfy PJs on. It's bedtime story time.

[@addisonblack8169]

Yes can't wait gonna keep this for tomorrow, Kronan needs his own TV show or game as the story is amazing

[@asmordisfluffbreaker4999]

Praise the Emperor! The lord Baldermort praises us with his presence once again!

[@JaimeRodriguez-xm4si]

Love your stories, keep up the good work. I always get excited whenever I see another great work of art posted from you 👍

[@zsoltgyuricza6961]

And now we are in anticipation mode.

[@shokabull]

Ere’ we go!!

[@lokai7914]

I can't say that the tale was ork-ful, because it was brilliant, as usual.

[@alexchapman4607]

Option #2 your the best baldemort you always inspire and entertain to the highest degree and quality