Behind Closed Doors | House M.D..

[@ZachAscot]

We all know the best response to "Are you being intentionally thick?" is to reply with "Huh?"

[@199453063]

That's the best answer to "Are you being intentionally dense?" :D

[@ZachAscot]

@@199453063 Close enough! ;)

[@letsplaygames8563]

Intentionally thicc

[@ZachAscot]

@@letsplaygames8563 ;)

[@827Drew]

It is actually, lol. You kinda flip the script. You now are when you weren't. They'll stop asking because now you're intentionally doing it. It's annoying, lol. They were wrong, and now you're doing what they didn't want you to do. It's literally something a genius would do.

[@dextercochran4916]

House: *acts like a normal person Wilson & Cuddy: *WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!*

[@red4mario]

I love how Cuddy and Wilson’s reaction to House being on time is a sign of something wrong.

[@lupaargentum33]

At least we know they're real friends. People who didn't care would just say "good job for being on time". At least they can recognize that a disruption in behaviour can mean something's very wrong and needs to be looked into. It's a small but important detail. Even his boss cares more about him than him being on time!

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

And they were right

[@Sidewalkchalk27]

Change of routine can often be a sign something is off.

[@a1tr_n878]

​@@lupaargentum33

[@nokne]

Why?

[@aishwarya_mahajan]

When house met his ex wife again Wilson made every attempt so Stacy wouldn't leave him hurt again When Wilson met his ex wife again house made every attempt so Beth wouldn't leave him hurt again Classic friendship

[@emisor9272]

Sam *

[@XeroFailGames]

Ride or die

[@husainjam]

Sam is short for samantha

[@ewinkaable]

She wasn't House's wife...

[@wjzav1971]

I love how Wilson knew without looking up that House took a roll. Wouldn't be surprised if House counted on Wilson knowing and had a second one. And wouldn't be surprised if Wilson knew that House had a second one and let it pass anyway because House is House.

[@weebjeez]

I very much expected him to respond to the "Killjoy" comment with "I'm letting you keep the other one, aren't I?"

[@kavyadas5360]

Why doesn't this comment have more likes ?

[@ianmcpherson2171]

Isn't that what actually happened in the episode though?

[@wjzav1971]

@@ianmcpherson2171 I don't know. Maybe

[@MD-bf2ce]

@@weebjeez yeah the look... atleast that's what happened in my head lol.

[@limvoux]

"this isn't just gonna go away." *"no, but maybe you will."* I relate to House on a spiritual level.

[@thedangerdave7167]

Me too

[@achiblitz_]

Same

[@internetjerk2839]

House is my spirit animal

[@kevaninthe4135]

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring." LOLOL

[@quillmaurer6563]

Stacy: "Get out of this Wilson, this isn't your problem." Wilson: "As I live with him and have to deal with whatever issues this causes, I believe it actually is, or could become, my problem."

[@dragon22214]

They when you left i had to pick up the pieces every best friend has used that line

[@Nox_the_alien]

I love how Wilson's reaction isn't just moral outrage, but he's genuinely concerned for House's emotional well-being.

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

*House knocks on door* House: I know you're in there, I can hear you caring! That might be the most adorable quote in the series lol

[@monical.r13]

I love how Wilson and Cuddy take turns being House's parents...

[@poutsamouni5483]

House kissed his mother with that mouth

[@poutsamouni5483]

What is this alabama

[@Grinch33]

I wish cuddy was my mommy...

[@gloomystars69]

@@Grinch33 i wish house was mine. that’s sounds weird

[@joekerr5418]

What the Alabama!

[@zamambali8481]

Emotion when Wilson said "you can't toy with him" i almost cried

[@eclaire_x88x]

When shes says maybe hes toying with me...nah hes all or nothing, hes actually fiercely loyal 😕

[@sunwillriseagain6202]

@clysses S Nice response. Where did that way lend you?

[@rhyssanders9122]

Stroke of absolute genius that they have a sharing balcony, private entrance between their offices lol

[@MM-vs2et]

For Wilson, an oncologist, who has to comfort patients on the daily, it makes sense. But for House, who actively avoids meeting patients like the plague, not so much lmao. I bet House was just jealous that Wilson has a private balcony next to his office, and pressured Cuddy somehow to extend it to his office.

[@MrTREEHUNTER22]

I don't why but it's so bizarre to see Wilson rolling a blunt lol

[@bsol510]

ImDone *joint A blunt uses cigar wraps

[@Keebrev]

^

[@amberlance3221]

That was a joint, Very weird though 😂

[@munchez4410]

it's a joint

[@Jaime13R]

ImDone are you stupid? That’s a joint

[@aryanbhan408]

Wilson is a great friend... actually cares for House❤️

[@LinksAlejandra]

Yeaaah, I want a friend like Wilson:(

[@MrJonsonville5]

If he cared he would have let him keep the joint

[@anna-majandersson6716]

Yes, you can literally hear him caring through the door!😂

[@northernleigonare]

When he beckons back house for the weed, pure trust

[@anemptybowl5844]

The conversation between Stacey and Wilson is such a great example of the incredible writing in this show. Witty, fast-paced, and very appropriate for the characters.

[@wantnoodles]

“Good morning Jimmy!” So weird to hear him call Wilson by his first name

[@oz_jones]

Nickname, actually. It's really James

[@alesztra937]

@@oz_jones that's how most Americans choose to be called by others. Jon/John = Johnathan. Jimmy=James. Alex=Alexander. Rob=Robert. Etc.

[@dan2007kohn]

@@alesztra937 he actually prefers James. See season 6 episode 9.

[@alesztra937]

@@dan2007kohn and I never said otherwise. I was responding to Osmosis Jones' comment where he mentioned "nickname".

[@dan2007kohn]

@@alesztra937 👍🏻 that’s cool!!

[@hello-il4mm]

Oh my god I'm addicted to watching house md clips

[@g29000]

Saaaaaame lmao

[@andrijacvjetkovic4662]

Try person of intrest

[@MrJonsonville5]

@@andrijacvjetkovic4662 Person of Interest is tha Shiznit

[@andrijacvjetkovic4662]

@@MrJonsonville5 ok but still beter than house

[@MrJonsonville5]

@@andrijacvjetkovic4662 I know, "tha shiznit" means it's an awesome show.

[@shariahmckenzie8665]

Wilson behind his closed door: "I can hear you........but I won't" 💀💀💀

[@charlottehook7387]

Some look for trouble, some don't

[@carmen_says_hi]

@@charlottehook7387 There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day

[@alessiagiuliaconventi5069]

@@carmen_says_hi and ignore your whispers, which I wish would go away, oh, oooh 😂😂

[@nocomment2842]

1:55 "Are you being... intentionalythick?"

[@thattastedpurple4246]

Huh?

[@gracecalis5421]

*_T H I C C_*

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@gracecalis5421 Fat :P

[@ellllllo77]

Willson locking the doors and rolling in the dark by a lamp made me laugh

[@Nehasupnfan]

Whoever is still uploading these, thank you!

[@atartup]

@@bq1104 fr

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

Wilson is truly the doctor I would want if I ever had cancer. A doc that honestly cares.

[@GrymmSoul]

....and that will roll for you.

[@matthewjones2095]

All caring is get in the way of the facts

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

@@matthewjones2095Cancer is pretty rudimentary to diagnose and assign treatment for. Wilson would be great. If there IS a complication, he’ll annoy House about it.

[@Coananlover]

The audacity of Wilson to be lecturing House about having an affair.

[@TheKraetos]

Who ever is still uploading these videos, i know you're in there. I can hear you caring.

[@ThatLaloBoy]

1:55 "Are you being intentionally T H I C C?" OMG hearing Wilson say that got me. LOL 😂

[@malikguzman9132]

"I know you're in there, I can hear you caring!" 🤣🤣

[@sirsir9665]

House subtly stealing the blunt and Wilson knowing is both impressive

[@SizeMatterzzz]

House always confineds these things to Wilson knowing his personality is going help him with his issues lol

[@jenithjohn3248]

House and Wilson are the definition of best friends.

[@TheMegaPrimus]

Ah I see the metaphor. The guy uploading these clips is supposed to be Wilson, and Wilson rolling up the weed is supposed to represent the guy putting these clips together for uploading. "It's for a patient. Our show ended over seven years ago but they're all still pining for new clips on our youtube channel."

[@salenebrom6476]

TheMegaPrimus 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@simplythebest286]

damn !!!!

[@oz_jones]

Put the bong down and go to sleep, brother.

[@ElectronFieldPulse]

Haha

[@bethangriffiths5206]

I always love the banter between House and Wilson

[@TheUnknownDungeon]

"Breaking up a marriage, fertile ground for high comedy." I love Willy

[@loganhagen6583]

:House walks in 6 minutes early: :cuddy feels forehead: :cuddy digonosed him with a fever:

[@duma535]

0:57 House´s face is like "You don´t actually have the higher moral ground here"

[@primethread]

Lol house stealing a blunt

[@courtneyjannetts]

🤣🤣

[@MrJonsonville5]

I wish he was my doctor. That would be a mutually beneficial relationship.

[@tbanderr]

joint*

[@bsol510]

That’s a joint my friend. A blunt uses cigar wraps

[@amberlance3221]

That was a joint, I like to think some staff members lit it up after the shooting 😂😂😂

[@ChaosEldritchPrince007]

I love that Cuddy and Wilson essentially have similar moments Cuddy: *"Are you being intentionally dense?!"* House: *"HUH?"* Wilson: "Are you being intentionally thick?" Stacy: ". . ." LMFAO, *howling*

[@MK-qz5ie]

2:30 their relationship in a nutshell

[@MidkniteXO]

It makes me sad because Stacey was probably the only thing that could truly make House happy even with his leg. Even in the end after Wilson passes away hes just going to he worse off without his only friend

[@michaelccozens]

Hard to say. Stacey and House were together before his infarction, and while House likes to blame all his misery on his pain, both Wilson and Stacey have said that he was also miserable before the infarction.

[@wusscake]

House probably stuck around long enough to give Wilson a good funeral, then offed himself too. At that point, he has absolutely nothing to live for.

[@justapassingbycommenterrem5642]

@@wusscake he still has that promise with 13 tho, after that then

[@AlyssMa7rin]

@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 He and 13 probably went out together

[@jutton11]

@@wusscake I doubt it. House always has his games, his intellectuals pursuits. He's not the kind of person to kill himself unless he's going to die/something worse soon.

[@randymarshislorde]

I am 100% sure that look Wilson gave house in the last second as he was walking away after he made him give the joint back was a look that said "okay I know he stole at least 2, at least he gave 1 back"

[@shivampattni4943]

"What the hell did you do ? Were you just cold and lonely ?" Amazing

[@yalayala97]

3:58 'harsh took dude' lmao

[@pradnyaparamitamilich1352]

i love how wilson just knows and remembers that house took a roll

[@couchcoconut8932]

I love this show, discover it a week ago, then i saw it has been dead for over 7 years, my heart is shattered😭😭😭😭😭

[@markhendrikx4424]

I have every season on dvd

[@couchcoconut8932]

The knowledge that there will never be more to look forward to is, SAD😭😭😭

[@technokokos]

nice profile pic

[@SelvenXXUP]

@@couchcoconut8932 It hasn't been dead for 8 years. It was finished 8 years ago. The difference is that you have the whole story to look forward to if you want to watch it. You still have the whole road ahead of you. And at the end most if not all loose ends will be tied up, allowing you to move on to the next adventure. If you can find it from the beginning, give it a try. Unlike never ending dramas the fact that it ends when it has to (maybe it actually pushed for one more season than it should) creates a very satisfying feeling throughout the entire show. It is also full of subtext if you look closely enough so there's something new if you rewatch it carefully

[@SnuffIt]

You should watch the whole series, trust it me it will be totally worth your time

[@talsiyan3052]

I'm glad whoever runs the channel still uploads, well played to you, sir.

[@Pablo.Rodriguez]

I love how this clip ends at 4:20

[@Sanic55]

Oof off by a second

[@jcpulido80]

I’d like to have just one friend like Wilson 🥺

[@NortelGeek]

"I know you're in there. I can hear you _caring_ ..."

[@jin-zz1bj]

Wilson is so ugh. Such a good character. He loves House so much and doesn’t want him to hurt.

[@amberburke9576]

Wilson speech about picking up the pieces after staceys, was very similar to houses speech to Sam

[@taaseenrahman8000]

"Times like these I wish I had cancer" well, your friend infront of you gets it so that's half a wish come true

[@speakofthedevil3216]

>:( !!!

[@hibakhan3658]

The pure joy i feel when i see a new house md clip.....

[@davefordham14]

The writing on this series is just absolutely phenomenal. I mean, it has to be better than anything up until then and will be better than anything we are likely to see. So many multi-dimensional twists, turns, quirks and the comedy is just unreal. It's like the wildest, meanest, scariest rollercoaster you've ever been on. I still rue the day it finished and I still think there was tons of mileage left in it. Other lesser series kept going till all the way up to season 15 and beyond but they cut this one short at season 8. Why o why o why? And why can't/won't it make a comeback?

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

I bet house had that blunt as a decoy for what he actually took

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

"I can hear you caring."😂

[@AnfalasHerdsman]

ok after watching about two dozen clips lately,i think im ready for a rewatch

[@anti-russbot5127]

2:51 He didn't even grind it, lol. All stems and shit. 😂

[@chimestonks]

have we gotten a video on all the times wilson reacted to house's eureka moments yet?

[@JV-ny9zp]

I'd love to see House smoking a joint

[@georgeboehmler7211]

Smoked a cig in one episode

[@georgeboehmler7211]

Cause, house high off marijuana, that’s potential for some good content right there, idk I picture some lightheartedness, eating junk food in pj’s while watching and laughing at his soaps, wearing ray bans and jamming out to some funky jazz, idk maybe content like that

[@eringsgrace3560]

Anyone else watch house for three reasons... 1.) you have multiple of the final diagnosis (cyclical hypercortisolism and Ehlers Danlos syndrome) 2.)It’s the best show known to man 3.) It’s fun to watch while sorting through your medical supplies for an hour

[@AlyssMa7rin]

I don't have any of the horrible diagnoses (Unless AS and Fibromyalgia count) However, It is indeed the best Medical show ever put to the screen (Except for *maybe* M * A * S * H *) My Doc thought I had Ehlers Danlos when I was a kid, though. Hope you're living semi-comfortably!

[@Sup3rman1c]

Oh im so sorry you poor baby. How can I ever help you? Do you need money? Ill send you money, and dickpicks too if you'd like.

[@yunanklaus1195]

3:57 ouch, I felt that Wilson and it wasn't even aimed at me. Tone it down, will ya?

[@markor3063]

!:02 "how did the HIV test go? did you study up?" floored me

[@simplythebest286]

wilson is such a good friend !!! I like him !!!!!

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

Wilson: Are you planning on asking her to leave Mark? House: Not sure, Cameron keeps my calendar 😅😅😅

[@ARSZLB]

“she left you.” “harsh toke, dude!”

[@iamadityavaishy]

I love the fact House and Wilson care so much for each other ❤️ House confronted Sam when she again bumped up in Wilson's life and vice-versa in this episode 😂

[@laltlanchhungiralte778]

“ I know you’re in there I can hear you caring “😂😂😂

[@atrumluminarium]

1:55 "intentionally THICC"

[@bunifluffer]

atrumluminarium wow original

[@atrumluminarium]

@@bunifluffer what do you mean?

[@bunifluffer]

atrumluminarium i was quoting something from the clip

[@moeinzamanyzadeh1759]

Haa"houses mood"

[@courtneyjannetts]

Wilson the stoner 🤣

[@PerfectAlibi1]

He rolled them for a patient who couldn't roll them herself...

[@rickycrisostomo4497]

Wilson needs to stop rolling/acting up and start sparking up💯🔥🚨

[@MrAlex173]

I like how Wilson uses the same line house said to his ex-wife when she returned

[@IMatchoNation]

Wilson is Lawful Good af, House is Chaotic Neutral/Good.

[@starbuck78]

Cuddy: Something's happend.? Wilson: I'm on it.

[@monam5962]

House : I know you're in there .I can hear you caring . 🤣🤣🤣

[@eliinaquante8798]

I'm glad I watched this. I love House MD!

[@STONE_COLD_SNEED_AUSTIN]

Then later in the series House does something similar when Wilson and his ex get back together.

[@acewinge2302]

yea ... they look out for each other

[@EmpereurNapoleonex]

"I can hear you caring." hahaha

[@SH4D0SKU11]

*drops joint on plate* "Yeah i cant roll either"

[@peterjohnson4854]

I can't get rid of House clips but for some reason I don't mind it.

[@Sai4651]

2:51 - Wilson's a cool Doctor

[@panclaws1]

4:06 Apparently Wilson can change the time of day by saying someones name.

[@JohnnyBooi]

1:55 Wilson asking the question reminds me of House's reaction being asked if he was being intentionally dense by Cuddy in Season 2 Episode 3 ''Humpty Dumpty". "HUH?"

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

Stacey is the hospital’s lawyer. Being the lawyer of all the employees in the hospital, she absolutely has more power over House than House has ever had over her. What Wilson said doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of what Stacey is doing.

[@crlaf1978]

I know you’re in there, I can hear you caring! 🤣🤣

[@zxcxdr1]

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring.". hillarious.

[@んや-s7z]

Damned you Netflix Edit: That’s not a blunt it’s a joint.

[@VenusChad]

I love that quote, “are you being intentionally thick?” But of course being the immature kid that I am I think to thicc. Think it might have a low chance of working as a pickup line

[@michaelriddick7116]

"I can hear you caring!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@TheAnniac]

2:23 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boyyy

[@mistuhgee]

"I know you're in there; I can hear you caring."

[@sammiepittman3130]

House just likes to keep his colleagues on their toes 😂

[@lastfirst5863]

“I have a crazy idea, why don’t you go talk to her?” “Because my bestest buddy says that could lead to trouble.” It’s neat to see House take Wilson’s advice.

[@jessical4866]

I’m Wilson and my friends are House. “You gotta COMMUNICATE!”

[@cptskylab]

“Not sure…Cameron keeps my calendar…” 🤣

[@sxkjknjw2]

1:38 this face legendary

[@scarredable]

"there's no such a thing just a kiss" lmao, so true

[@LightTrack-]

Me coming up with a pick-up line like: 1:55..

[@IronStaff7]

I KNOW YOU"RE IN THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU CARING.

[@diskgrind3410]

I liked when eh called him on the joint he took. woot woot

[@zatozatoichi7920]

"I know you're in there. I CAN HEAR YOU CARING." :' D