BLACK METAL or BULLSH*T 🤘💩🤘

The year is 2022 and we as a society have perfected the idea of "comedy." Ladies and gentlemen I introduce to you, Black Metal or Bullsh*t... Sit back, enjoy and partake along if you're feeling... adventurous. Thank you for watching!
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[@humanure0]

man the call of the wintermoon is a classic, just dudes frolicking and peekin around corners in a forest

[@goner.9989]

The first video that I know of with dudes with weird spikes and face paint black metalling in the woods.

[@painandpyro]

They've done a video reacting to it too 😄 "They just did the same jump scare again!" Classic haha

[@ripit.3457]

just like “the Satan of Hell” by The Black Satans. fucking perfection

[@cbl6520]

Funny thing is that it was all filmed in 2 hours! 😂

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

That one and the “guess the real band” question with Killitoris I got immediately, but only because they covered them before lmao

[@maximm17sj]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a movie by the Coen Brothers. That threw my off because I knew it was a real thing, but couldn't for the life of me remember WHAT it was.

[@timothymckane6362]

"What It Feels Like to Drown" sounds like a good DSBM song name right there.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

“To Drown” is actually the title of an Agalloch song. I’ve only listened to it once, but it’s surprisingly eerie.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

​@@eeyorehaferbock7870Agalloch is amazing.

[@subzero308]

"What it feels like to drown" sounds like a song... Regardless

[@NotTheSpanner]

"Drastic Piss" has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard

[@Punkmonker]

I put Naturkrompf through an online translator, and it came out as "Natural cramp" in German. Apparently it's the comedy of having cramps

[@emocunt9903]

I had a really bad day and this cheered me up a lot. Thanks guys

[@im_not_a_real_guy]

I’m sorry bro hope you have a better day

[@chronicreptile]

Dickeydines is great for that, always puts a smile on my face. Stay positive bro 👍

[@donthaveabreakdown5608]

Hope tmro is better!

[@finjaa7039]

I‘m so sorry. I hope today was a good day

[@SlyHikari03]

@@chronicreptile yup

[@stavrosp2032]

Fun Fact: Behemoth wrote a song called God = Dog

[@butchered_deathmetal]

god = dog is behemoth, not the same but very similar

[@Raijin-RyuX24]

Was just coming here to say this.

[@DreamTravelerZenddrex]

Yeah I was like "Wait, God vs Dog, isn't that a Behemoth song?"

[@adamparkanyi3358]

@@DreamTravelerZenddrex same i was so sure that that was the right one

[@kgrumbley]

@@DreamTravelerZenddrex me too bruh lmao

[@jensbaumann6945]

Just an old Term used by numerous bands... voivod did it way back in the 80s for example

[@SamSeesStars]

Just going to say it... ''Madea Meers Medusa... 2 What's Kraken'' sounds like a name of an early 2010's metalcore song... I could have sworn that Attack Attack! or Abandon All Ships released a song with that name 😂

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

For sure a song that ended up on a Sleeping With Sirens album in an alternate timeline

[@randallradke1279]

!!!! I swore The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs was an Attack Attack song XD

[@SlyHikari03]

Sounds like a Horse the band song.

[@notthegratest4560]

It sounds like an A Day To Remember or Abandon All Ships! B side lmao

[@jojoversus1100]

Guys, guys. Early BMTH song.

[@kyleconnor608]

I think Jared needs to do an album with just his wrong answers.

[@displeased-cat]

Drastic Piss sounds like some gnarly grindcore

[@thetastiestjam]

I know yall probably won't see this cause I'm a few hours late but I'm genuinely so happy yall are uploading again. I've been a fan for about 5 years now and I still go back and watch old episodes all the time. Bring back dining with dickey

[@noeyboi44]

May I suggest for the next hit game show... "Christian Rock or Poppycock"

[@RavenRedwood]

Nice

[@MrDemarius1]

"He comes inside me and makes me Holy" 😔🙏

[@Punkmonker]

@@MrDemarius1 Or "He Touched Me"

[@TheAlmightyToaster01]

Looks like your wish came true

[@Odd1006]

Close

[@TristanSchultheiss06]

I died at the Buster Scruggs one 😂😂

[@sarniaguitarguy9405]

I could almost hear the Opeth growl voice singing "drAStic piiiiiiiuuuuuuussssss"

[@zenon459]

Dv Big Die is officially my yearbook quote

[@bloodstripe20]

these two have changed so much appearance wise but personality wise nothing has changed and I like that

[@slystallonely]

Loving the facial hair boys, always providing the good content

[@GonerWind]

I love Jared's sex-offender 'stache

[@hayabusa3278]

Really? Looks like shit

[@slystallonely]

@@hayabusa3278 my guess is that you can't grow facial hair?

[@Madchris8828]

"The facial hair boys" their punk rock band name lol

[@yasmin_dom]

I lost it at Madea Meets Medusa 💀 we need part 2!!

[@jbpeltier]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a fantastic movie 😂 Also: What it feels like to drown is hysterical. It sounds like a description, not a title 😂

[@LogicOfCrocs]

“the ballad of buster scruggs” had me dying

[@christina_96]

Madea meets Medusa…2?? How did you even think of that 😂😂😂 I died laughing

[@ianmcpeck424]

It's In Mist She Was Standing. Also more death-y if you ask me. Amazing start to season 7! 🤣

[@DedikateSSB]

This is the most i've laughed at a video in so long 😭 "Summer of the diabolical holocaust" and "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs" absolutely broke me

[@PossiblyABird]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is such a good fucking movie man.

[@bigbeefytoaster]

DickeyDines needs to do a video of this style with Crustbag I would watch that on repeat

[@disturbedenvironmentalist2313]

Y’all just cured my depression

[@hufdsnhf]

Buster Scruggs had me dead. Great video guys.

[@kellsinpdx]

Two videos this week! Hell yes! Its about to be an awesome weekend! I really thought it was "God vs. Dog" too. I'll 100% play "Black Metal or Bullshit," and lose every time because I don't listen to it, but it'll be equally as fun

[@davyjones5698]

Behemoth has song call god=dog, i expect they mentioned that

[@LittleSkrillexKid]

I snorted at The Ballard of Buster Scruggs🤣🤣

[@andyghozz]

The boys are oficially back and steady. Also, "What it Feels to Drown" is a top tier metal song title

[@whatthefuck1852]

almost post-hardcore tbh

[@whatthefuck1852]

actually ik why, cuz Finch - What It Is To Burn exists

[@zachpayne7388]

JD rockin' the Frank Zappa stache

[@alexsmith2885]

Been a fan of you guys for years and I love all your content but I have to say, this was one of your best to date. Awesome to have you guys back. Drastic piss to you both

[@thadavidrain]

Feels nice to see an Opeth song being in here, even if it is one of the ones from their black metal influenced years.

[@SlyHikari03]

My favorite era of Opeth

[@PuppyMonsters]

Thank you so much for reminding me that I wanted to watch "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs". I'd completely forgotten about it.

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

Guys, I absolutely love In Mist She Was Standing. Love that you used it, Dickeymeister 😁

[@sofiamagra]

Your videos make me immensely happy! I'm so glad to see you boys doing ok! ❤ - PS: I love this game, the last video with band names was awesome and this one is just as good! We're getting some good recomendations here, hahahaha

[@williammartinez9674]

Two videos in one week! So awesome! Hope this means more frequent uploads. I know you guys have a lot of other projects and forms of content that you’re working on, but there’s nothing like sitting down and watching a new DickeyDines video. I watch your videos everyday and it makes my day when I see a new upload. Hope you guys are doing well and keep up the great work.

[@thecruisersbassist]

6:36 Austin: says funny title Jared: **typewriter laugh**

[@Bulsky]

Austin: says anything Jared: ROFL

[@louisemtoc]

Yes more. More please. Thank you. Made me laugh so much and such a good idea 😆

[@sifle]

Thank you for creating the content that we love! The game shows are so great 😀

[@peppernytsia]

I'm gonna say "what's kraken" every rime i have to say "what's up" from now on

[@Falxifer95]

I hate that I actually knew which songs were real. Still funny. BTW, the Opeth song "In the Mist She Was Standing" is from their debut record Orchid, and to this day people debate if that record counts as black metal or not.

[@KingSnow420__]

Such a great thing to wake up to on a Saturday love you guys hope you keep it up and I don't have to wait months lol

[@oozyturtle1889]

I don't think i've ever laughed as hard as I did 7:35 🤣🤣

[@ladyacid654]

I completely failed but I hurt myself laughing. So it's been a good time! Looking forward to future iterations of this

[@wishmenot1813]

Last season's background was cooler. But this one is also dope Much love

[@smackofalltrades]

This is why im awake at 7am on saturdays

[@lanceanderson4922]

This was fun. You should do more of these.

[@CarolynDestruction]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is a Netflix show🤣🤣

[@patfix]

Those fake names were so creative man, laughed my bottom off.

[@FlippinIdiots]

Thank god y'all are back!

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

I missed you guys so so much. Loved seeing another upload from y'all!!!!!!!

[@grz2916]

this was so much fun. love it and need more

[@businesscatlimbo]

Gotta make a band called the Ballad of Buster Scruggs now

[@Jesusguitars14]

This should become a series, so funny!

[@Moshpitdrums]

Always love every dickey dines episode!

[@letymitroi3465]

Two videos this week!? Fuck yeah! The bois are spoiling us

[@Samael_Morningstar666]

Dibs on Wretched Death. Our first song will be Medea Meets Medusa ... 2 What's Kraken.

[@-Retired-]

I forgot about this channel, I'm glad this got recommended. Gotta catch up on the episodes

[@pbean2]

they’re backkkk finally !!

[@501_spyder]

I love you guys😂always making me bust up laughing

[@notme2221]

6 outta 10! Love you guys

[@DGhost-ki6fd]

Jared just slowly transforming into Frank Zappa💀

[@peehandshihtzu]

This was great! Good to see you guys! :)

[@phantomechelon3628]

Absolutely brilliant guys! This could be quite a long running series, given all the genres of metal.. May I humbly suggest: Thrash Metal or Trash Symphonic Metal or Shenanigans Death Metal or Detritus Metalcore or Meaningless Prog/Power Metal or Preposterous

[@carlyh4315]

2 in one week!? Guys we don’t deserve this. Thank you

[@tylerporter8923]

And now two more weeks of nothing lol

[@killer-cu4rk]

Missed y'all love the content, great video btw

[@nordicshredder4128]

dude this is hilarious i want more of this

[@bloodytooth1234]

This made my day so much better thanks :> Much love from Iran

[@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL]

Another vid already, im smiling soooo hard

[@pasi8800]

The funniest video I've seen in a long time!

[@MultiMiasma]

I just wanna say that i love you guys.

[@iletthedevilin828]

God vs dog threw me off because I know behemoth wrote a song called God = Dog. Very solid mislead

[@TheNOBODY2810]

This is so funny💀 please keep this going

[@smogdanoff7053]

Ballad of Buster Scruggs I CAN’T BREATHE

[@Raul-og4fb]

Buster Scruggs 🤣🤣

[@gretchenmyers1279]

I would have gone with The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Awesome wrong answers , Austin

[@JBrimBloodG]

really tripped me up in the beginning, god = dog is a real behemoth song

[@thebarefootdrummer6375]

You should do a grindcore version of this

[@emmacarlberg4634]

We need another video like this, its too funny !

[@TheSlug2143]

'Fumigation Nation' felt like it came from a NSBM artist.

[@missmorganne3800]

I’ve missed you guys so much 😂🤘🏻

[@METALHEAD2022]

Dude, I literally answered correct on most of em. Jared don't suck. Like Austin said, this is just hard. But I literally went with my gut and brain!

[@treewisemenllc7281]

Austin put in some work with all these fake song names. Let alone all the research on black metal. Entertaining, guys. Along with a few good laughs. Thank you for continuing the content!

[@Chris-zr2jk]

That movie reference. Wouldn't have known If I didn't go on a cowboy binge.

[@Senzuballs]

‘In the lap of Christ’ 😂

[@DeadInGrave]

I laughed so much. Do more please!

[@SeanCurran215]

Dude this was hilarious🤣

[@ladymonoxide5069]

This was black gold😂 awesome way to shimmy back into the shov...with a v 😂🖤🖤🖤🖤 love you guys lots like tator tots🖤🖤🖤

[@tevildo9383]

As a diehard BM fan, this has got be one of your best videos

[@DurggenMsCurggen66]

This was a great idea!! Keep it up guys!

[@TheAnteros999]

This was hilarious

[@timonuotio6395]

This was funny af!!

[@deamon506]

This is so unbelievably funny 😂😂😂

[@Nightmare-pj4fg]

To be fair Burn the Witch is also a song (Queens of the Stone Age) so that one was pretty tough. Just not a BLACK METAL song. Also goddamn Dickey should write Black Metal album and song names on Fiverr or something! He’s gooooood

[@killslay]

It's also a Radiohead song

[@kaleb.metzger]

I appreciate the upload, my goinks. 🙂

[@MoonDevoured]

these were fucking funny. and seeing Jared lose hit shit over Austin's creative hilarity reminds me of the DickeyDines heydays

[@hex_a_lexa]

Honestly I love this 🤣