Buying a 2020 Halloween Costume

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Julie Nolke

Julie Nolke

3 жыл бұрын

I'm looking for the scariest possible costume that 2020 has to offer.
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@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
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@derekdowney6362
@derekdowney6362 3 жыл бұрын
Love the CBC knee-highs! Lmao 😂✌🏻🇨🇦
@davidhope5875
@davidhope5875 3 жыл бұрын
I've spent the last 7 months wearing a mask and stuffing myself with chocolate, don't really see the point in Halloween this year.
@zengrath
@zengrath 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, good one!
@ashleesimons981
@ashleesimons981 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! This is super funny! I’m up 8lbs, I haven’t weighed this since 2006! Yep, don’t really need an excuse to eat chocolate this year. 😜
@naycherdeb
@naycherdeb 3 жыл бұрын
Too funny! 😂
@heyandy889
@heyandy889 3 жыл бұрын
that's a really good point mr. hope
@trengilly01
@trengilly01 3 жыл бұрын
Best youtube comment of 2020!
@GeorgehPwnsJ00
@GeorgehPwnsJ00 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly going as 'the election' is a very good and scary idea this year.
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
terrifying
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear julie
@SophiaJantz
@SophiaJantz 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku tf-
@seydk
@seydk 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
@itszilleon
@itszilleon 3 жыл бұрын
Being 2020 is scary enough.
@a-a-ron9027
@a-a-ron9027 3 жыл бұрын
"I get that. Somebody who's sick who infects a population of healthy humans." ok, you got me, I chuckled a bit
@milirodriguez8493
@milirodriguez8493 3 жыл бұрын
I mean she got a point there though 🤣
@Vcize
@Vcize 3 жыл бұрын
Tomato tomato
@klondike444
@klondike444 11 ай бұрын
She wasn't to know it wouldn't age well.
@EternalDensity
@EternalDensity 3 жыл бұрын
"Why is your halloween an extremely tiny bikini?" "I'm microplastics."
@allyyiu4774
@allyyiu4774 3 жыл бұрын
THE PLASTICS
@nachtvogel3358
@nachtvogel3358 3 жыл бұрын
Julie really wanted to show off those socks... I respect that. Looking fresh!
@kaylapeters7993
@kaylapeters7993 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy her little canadian branding easter eggs!
@Rogdog692002
@Rogdog692002 3 жыл бұрын
CBC socks! Those rock....fer sure eh!
@davidkozin
@davidkozin 3 жыл бұрын
As an American 🇺🇸 near the border, I am proud to identify the CBC logo in the socks. Depending on what happens after Nov 3rd, can that by the citizenship test along with my will to swim across Lake St. Clair?
@macsh6434
@macsh6434 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkozin As an American; I know CBC because of Heartland.
@davidkozin
@davidkozin 3 жыл бұрын
@@macsh6434 - My history with CBC is earlier, and after TV turned to digital signals and the two cable companies I have used in the Metro Detroit region no longer have CBC as part of the basic plan. I have never watched Heartland. The CBC offered: 1) Alternative programming for the Olympics. It was less scripted than NBC. I remember the Brian & Brian Figure Skating Battle (when a triple axel meant something). 2) The CBC did an amazing piece on HAARP interviewing a spokesperson for the facility did not expect them to hit with hard and detailed questions with receipts. And, 3) Hockey Night in Canada until the Detroit Red Wings stopped winning and the sweater guy had a racist rant and fired. I still get the radio station, which is the only place I get information in Indigenous people of North America and discovered this year the program of “Indian residential schools”. The socks reminded me of 1980ish era colors and watching Sesame Street on CBC and as a child saying the last letter was zed vs zee.
@Just_another_turtle
@Just_another_turtle 3 жыл бұрын
The perfect Halloween costume for 2020 would be a hazmat suit.
@nickw9775
@nickw9775 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SaphireKancer90
@SaphireKancer90 3 жыл бұрын
Like Trevor Noah said, don't dress like medical professionals or first responders or you'll be put to work! Lol
@pineappleprism1852
@pineappleprism1852 3 жыл бұрын
The 50 years actually got me lol
@annnnnnnn394
@annnnnnnn394 3 жыл бұрын
Or dress up as among us crewmates/impostors. I don’t think medical professionals or first responders wear a weird hat a carry one or two mini versions of themselves around.
@itisdevonly
@itisdevonly 3 жыл бұрын
but would people think you're in costume or just playing it safe? :-P
@timmilgram
@timmilgram 3 жыл бұрын
This new character is an instant classic
@sassysnek6712
@sassysnek6712 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a new one, she/he is in some of the older ones. But I agree, instant classic
@AcademicAshley
@AcademicAshley 3 жыл бұрын
@@sassysnek6712 I think she did it in the job interview video right? She’s amazing!
@sassysnek6712
@sassysnek6712 3 жыл бұрын
@@AcademicAshley Yeahh! That was a goody 😂
@sethaustin4500
@sethaustin4500 3 жыл бұрын
An excellent example of an effective "Clark Kent" disguise.
@MissteriousMisstress
@MissteriousMisstress 3 жыл бұрын
She's not new.
@assia1068
@assia1068 3 жыл бұрын
"give me that ninja turtles costume and a pack of plastic straws " Brilliant !
@darkdaygirl
@darkdaygirl 3 жыл бұрын
Omg! Ninja Turtles and straws, I just got the joke! Hahahaha!!! 😂 Aw, poor sea turtles. 🐢 Now I made myself sad. 😞
@myjunkmail007
@myjunkmail007 3 жыл бұрын
Just got it, too! LOL
@whitedust3140
@whitedust3140 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant joke, ironic execution (buying plastic to protest plastic pollution). Wonderfully done, Julie Nolke.
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 3 жыл бұрын
Anything with lots of plastic glitter would do it too.
@MattRosvideos
@MattRosvideos 3 жыл бұрын
You know the customer means business when they stick there foot up on the counter. That's a power play right there!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
no messing around
@MattRosvideos
@MattRosvideos 3 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke Yes sir
@NotSteveCook
@NotSteveCook 3 жыл бұрын
A Michael Scott move
@katieblake
@katieblake 3 жыл бұрын
“Democracy on the brink” is the scariest costume 😂
@emmemcginnis135
@emmemcginnis135 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she said “tomato tomato” with both pronounced EXACTLY the same
@robertbartelmes7623
@robertbartelmes7623 3 жыл бұрын
... gotta pay close attention to the Bon Mots Julie quietly chums into her videos ... they're kinda like the Easter Eggs Taylor Swift puts in her videos but way Cooler ...
@lasmorrasvlogs
@lasmorrasvlogs 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@sonias9722
@sonias9722 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr that cracked me up like no other thing
@goavs7438
@goavs7438 3 жыл бұрын
@@lasmorrasvlogs 2:46
@CreativeCalmASMR
@CreativeCalmASMR 3 жыл бұрын
This is the type of content I need
@Bradley_Stein
@Bradley_Stein 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see you here!
@drpicklecopter
@drpicklecopter 3 жыл бұрын
A wild ASMRtist appears!
@spaghettiman3757
@spaghettiman3757 3 жыл бұрын
Stop sexualizing ASMR
@erikcastro3431
@erikcastro3431 3 жыл бұрын
amen
@Welshguy78
@Welshguy78 3 жыл бұрын
I think the scariest aspect of this video is Julie's tendon dexterity. Julie Nolke... More like Julie Flexy!
@syntaxusdogmata3333
@syntaxusdogmata3333 3 жыл бұрын
One of the few people we know who can smell what's under her toenails real quick.
@shamiksinha4808
@shamiksinha4808 3 жыл бұрын
How is your comment 22 hours old? The video was only uploaded like an hour ago🤔🤔🤔
@stefanpajung113
@stefanpajung113 3 жыл бұрын
@@shamiksinha4808 Patreons see the new videos earlier. That's how!
@Welshguy78
@Welshguy78 3 жыл бұрын
@@shamiksinha4808 Also, I'm a time lord.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, truth Julie! How long did you take ballet as a child? Your fellow skinny and bendy Toronto women (who happen to have weird looking feet, but crazy strong ankles!) are on to you!
@PabloAbarca
@PabloAbarca 3 жыл бұрын
Julie, you’re such a good actress that for a moment I thought ‘oh my god, these two women are very close and none of them is wearing a mask’. Cheers from Spain! Love your videos!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
teehee
@AM-os4ty
@AM-os4ty 3 жыл бұрын
The masks don't work, so it wouldn't matter anyway
@Daye04
@Daye04 3 жыл бұрын
@@AM-os4ty uhm. You what, mate?
@abelt7236
@abelt7236 3 жыл бұрын
@@Daye04 We just found a denier in the wild!!!
@NeonGeminis
@NeonGeminis 3 жыл бұрын
@@Daye04 don't. Just... let him be.
@hf5642
@hf5642 3 жыл бұрын
Notice how Julie gives CBC a “plug” via the noticeable socks. How Canadian.
@epmrealtyericmccormack6534
@epmrealtyericmccormack6534 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah saw that for sure.
@pseydtonne
@pseydtonne 3 жыл бұрын
Not just CBC socks: the classic 1980s logo, with Knowlton Nash and Peter Mansbridge hiding in there... and the cast of Hangin' In.
@ahkran99
@ahkran99 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! I must has! CBC socks FTW! :D Julie is in my Will now.
@justinbaker9880
@justinbaker9880 3 жыл бұрын
"i'd like to smell what's under my toenails really quick" That was indeed the correct point to end the video. Thank you.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 3 жыл бұрын
No matter what she says, Julie can't not be pretty! 😄 And yes I DO know that's a double negative.
@rogue6
@rogue6 3 жыл бұрын
"Somebody who's sick that infects the healthy population of humans?....." ....It's different. "Tomato, tomato"
@joana8615
@joana8615 3 жыл бұрын
She said both the same way too😭
@108turquoise
@108turquoise 3 жыл бұрын
It's different because we still haven't had a zombie apocalypse, but just wait until it happens... Then nobody will use zombie costumes.
@blues1589
@blues1589 3 жыл бұрын
@@108turquoise I hope that doesn't happen :( ENOUGH!!! I just want good things in my life 😭
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
@@108turquoise 2021: Trump & Friends decide the best cure for COVID is a frontal lobotomy, despite there being no scientific evidence for that. Everyone with a cough starts getting lobotomized left and right. Bam, zombies.
@108turquoise
@108turquoise 3 жыл бұрын
@@blues1589 for real... I think the universe is telling us that our actions have consequences 🤣...
@H0nGKING
@H0nGKING 3 жыл бұрын
this acting is genuinely incredible
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
thank youuu
@isidoooora
@isidoooora 3 жыл бұрын
@@julienolke i legit thought it was two different people at first. You are truly great at this.
@clintpatty
@clintpatty 3 жыл бұрын
@@isidoooora The fingernail paint matches in detail though.
@nehainthebay
@nehainthebay 3 жыл бұрын
“Just be like a glacier in the ocean” or trees burning in California. Like all the on-the-nose costume ideas! And what’s scarier than reading 1984 anyway!
@hees0009
@hees0009 3 жыл бұрын
What's scarier than reading 1984? Living it.
@LeSyd1984
@LeSyd1984 3 жыл бұрын
@@hees0009 lol was about to say this...
@andrewj1754
@andrewj1754 3 жыл бұрын
Brave New World.
@hees0009
@hees0009 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewj1754 good one. I was thinking of Animal Farm a lot this summer too, apropos of Pelosi, Cuomo, Omar, and co.
@alexism7800
@alexism7800 3 жыл бұрын
@@hees0009 as a NY resident I can say that Cuomo is the main reason NY rebounded the way we did. As one of the states with the largest population we handled the virus extremely well whether people want to admit it or not
@pantalaimont1454
@pantalaimont1454 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 as she say : "Tomato, Tomato", I really felt that. Great vid as always
@runforthecube
@runforthecube 3 жыл бұрын
Is that character named Julien Olke?
@WeighedWilson
@WeighedWilson 3 жыл бұрын
We have a winner
@shamiksinha4808
@shamiksinha4808 3 жыл бұрын
Give this person a medal
@comradeScallion
@comradeScallion 3 жыл бұрын
coooobeeeeyyyyy
@josephgabrielcayanan5377
@josephgabrielcayanan5377 3 жыл бұрын
yeah. she should start naming her characters. i like mirror her
@TatAlbring
@TatAlbring 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what she was called
@leapoffaith20
@leapoffaith20 3 жыл бұрын
"I thought about sexy bunny, but then I'd have to shave my inner thighs." Oh dear lord.
@DrDrift-rl6cc
@DrDrift-rl6cc 3 жыл бұрын
I have never shaved my legs before, do tell, is this a daunting task?
@bacondoggo6635
@bacondoggo6635 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrDrift-rl6cc oop
@LymanPhillips
@LymanPhillips 3 жыл бұрын
There is now half chewed pizza all over my table . Twice.
@olivigarden
@olivigarden 3 жыл бұрын
@@DrDrift-rl6cc If you've never shaved your legs before, it sure is! 😅 You pretty much have to go over everything once with an electric razor to get rid of all the long hair, then go over it all again with a regular razor to get a close shave and make things smooth. Oh yeah, and also, shaving the inner thighs sucks majorly because it's really easy for the razor to catch up there and it's stupidly hard to get a clean shave around the crotch area because of the tight corners and stuff.
@planespeaking
@planespeaking 3 жыл бұрын
Nice thighs though and a vintage Garmin forerunner.
@sphong0610
@sphong0610 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that neither the customer nor the employee is wearing a mask is scary enough for me.
@hannahmcdonald3442
@hannahmcdonald3442 3 жыл бұрын
She's doing Lorraine, the Mad TV character.. the old lady in huge glasses that goes "aahhh".
@MiciusPorcius
@MiciusPorcius 3 жыл бұрын
So glad someone else noticed that too!
@AConquerorsVendetta
@AConquerorsVendetta 3 жыл бұрын
I had to scroll waaaay too far to see this! I totally forgot she existed, and was happy af once I noticed the persona a few seconds in 😁😁 great classic stuff, man the early 2000s were nice
@aaronj.campbell3876
@aaronj.campbell3876 3 жыл бұрын
YES! I was trying to remember her name!
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 3 жыл бұрын
The asian lady in the denim overalls dress or is it the blonde woman that has a similar facial structure to Julie?
@hannahmcdonald3442
@hannahmcdonald3442 3 жыл бұрын
@@frostfang1 The blonde woman. but HOLY CRAP I also loved Swan!!!
@bella.beauty
@bella.beauty 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to skip the sponsor but then realized she was doing it in character and I’m very happy I didn’t skip it.
@leslys6205
@leslys6205 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/W6Mhx_ZOXb4q0EkNywrNRg
@hermillions6412
@hermillions6412 3 жыл бұрын
OMG, Same!
@Only1_Me
@Only1_Me 3 жыл бұрын
"No, no... Covid is not a hot seller. Nobody wants to be it... " Yep, that's a fact.
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no? Why is that?"
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I'd rather BE Covid than HAVE Covid!
@Only1_Me
@Only1_Me 3 жыл бұрын
@@neuralmute so true!
@noahh1082
@noahh1082 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know that these were the same person until halfway through, it’s honestly insane, you are crazy talented
@a.spirit8408
@a.spirit8408 3 жыл бұрын
This year is Opposite Halloween: the scariest people are those NOT wearing masks. And we don't want the treats they are giving away.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@jamssnana4084
@jamssnana4084 3 жыл бұрын
Nicely done!!! 👍
@toriless
@toriless 3 жыл бұрын
I had a mirror with a biohazard symbol. It was bit subtle but got a laugh when explained. I also had tongs out but they came with their own.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like you, A. Spirit, need to be gifted a few brain cells. Scientist after scientist are coming out against the usefulness of masks. If you have a hazmat suit on, that would work. I'm forced at work to wear a mask, and I do, so I don't get fired. These masks are all about people like you, A. Spirit, showing willingness to bend a knee to your overlords. Totalitarianism.
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 3 жыл бұрын
@@toriless Oh, I'll try to remember this one.
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna go out as a plague doctor this halloween. Thatd be some cool youtube content
@tomhappening
@tomhappening 3 жыл бұрын
haha
@Pastor_Madeline
@Pastor_Madeline 3 жыл бұрын
Yikes!!
@floatingsara
@floatingsara 3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
@lisanickerson4788
@lisanickerson4788 3 жыл бұрын
So am I! I added vampire to it for fun.
@jimrockfish1875
@jimrockfish1875 3 жыл бұрын
Same.. but I’m staying in. :-(
@randommm1516
@randommm1516 3 жыл бұрын
Entire 2020 feels like Halloween.....
@deangerber1797
@deangerber1797 3 жыл бұрын
Whens the next day? Sure would be glad for that
@neuralmute
@neuralmute 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, Halloween's *FUN!*
@lupham1726
@lupham1726 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple person, I see Julie in my news feed, I click. It's like 'here's your reward for staying alive' - 2020
@sofagaming1515
@sofagaming1515 3 жыл бұрын
Just go as a shirt with the text "2020" That would be absolutely terrifying
@M1NDCR4WL3R
@M1NDCR4WL3R 3 жыл бұрын
this will be my next years costume. in case there still is .... halloween to celebrate.
@bramvanduijn8086
@bramvanduijn8086 3 жыл бұрын
@@M1NDCR4WL3R HAH! You still think 2021 will be less bad? Have you learned nothing from 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020? It always gets worse!
@filmtoppings
@filmtoppings 3 жыл бұрын
Just wear one of those 2020 glasses we all wore on New Year's Day. 2020 is such a frightening idea now
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын
So just go as the year 2020? That’s rather genius.
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting her to say 2020. Hahaha Good idea on those glasses.
@eej1983able
@eej1983able 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@saveerjain8168
@saveerjain8168 3 жыл бұрын
“I just sanitized my hands” , she says while picking her nose genius content
@gumiswifts
@gumiswifts 3 жыл бұрын
"people want to be more of a zombie" "yeah, a zombie!" "yeah i get that, somebody who's sick and infects the population of healthy humans" JULIE THE WAY I SCREAMED
@likethereaintenoughdyingst3841
@likethereaintenoughdyingst3841 3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow indian swiftie
@gumiswifts
@gumiswifts 3 жыл бұрын
@@likethereaintenoughdyingst3841 hello!!!!!
@toriless
@toriless 3 жыл бұрын
The would be DJT who infected the white house and lots of the military, etc. I just keep spreading throughout the government now. At least he killed Herman Cain.
@Krzysiek24568
@Krzysiek24568 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the video title, I thought: "Coronavirus costume would be a breathtaking idea." Dark Humor xD
@eej1983able
@eej1983able 3 жыл бұрын
🤭🤭🤭
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 3 жыл бұрын
Breathtaking 🤦🏾‍♂️ I just got it. You sir need to leave 😂
@anon.03
@anon.03 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Krzysiek24568
@Krzysiek24568 3 жыл бұрын
@@TCt83067695 Sorry sir, can't leave, isolation. You know how it is: viruses, jokes, someone could get it. 😜
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 3 жыл бұрын
@@Krzysiek24568unbelievable 🤣
@Revenge128
@Revenge128 3 жыл бұрын
I think the only thing that I'm grateful for this year is that I found you and your channel! Thank you Julie! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you!
@aranoguera8945
@aranoguera8945 3 жыл бұрын
Same ❤️🌈☺️
@tishdyer1
@tishdyer1 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, same!
@Jessica-ch1yi
@Jessica-ch1yi 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, I wonder why so many of us discovered her channel in lockdown :)
@jaytibby
@jaytibby 3 жыл бұрын
Covid brought me here also
@pierrequebec8479
@pierrequebec8479 3 жыл бұрын
The best costume would be a mummy, j- just wrapped with toilet paper.
@RobertsAdra
@RobertsAdra 3 жыл бұрын
Best ... maybe... not for long since you will be mugged for the toilet paper or called nasty names for wasting it.
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobertsAdra Exactly! 😂😂😂
@couchpotatoe91
@couchpotatoe91 3 жыл бұрын
...if you can afford it!
@peterjp4
@peterjp4 3 жыл бұрын
Try used toilet paper this year. It won't draw nearly as much attention and noone can say you wasted it.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 жыл бұрын
The extravagence!
@trybeinggr8239
@trybeinggr8239 3 жыл бұрын
Flexy Julie doesn't know where to put any of her limbs. 🤣 Especially with the line "Let's just get this leg up here". I'd imagine aliens would be like that too.
@katherinep1010
@katherinep1010 3 жыл бұрын
"You got any microplastics?" Yes, actually. Every one of our costumes will break down into microplastics.
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 3 жыл бұрын
......I guess we'll just release a bunch of mealworms into the environment, since they can digest some plastics??? Idk! Thermoplastics are too useful and recyclable to give up on, and let's remember that natural lignin and cellulose were once long-lived pollutants too before evolution figured out a way to decompose them at scale.
@JennaGetsCreative
@JennaGetsCreative 3 жыл бұрын
"Tomato tomato" (pronounced the same) was the best customer comment 😂
@Cadrid
@Cadrid 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll be dressing up as a Sexy KZbin Comments Section this year. I’ll be covered in hearts, peaches and eggplants, and mostly ignored.
@-Annn-
@-Annn- 3 жыл бұрын
💃
@rebelissima8915
@rebelissima8915 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the fire emojis
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 3 жыл бұрын
There's always a "First!".
@BBHubbs
@BBHubbs 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, as always, for being a refreshing pause during this entire year of spookiness.
@michaelperry9423
@michaelperry9423 3 жыл бұрын
One of the most talented sketch performers on KZbin. Glad to see the channel blowing up! Well deserved
@vishaljoy6802
@vishaljoy6802 3 жыл бұрын
The only sponsor segment I've enjoyed watching!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
😝😝
@adrienneprice7835
@adrienneprice7835 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d like to smell what’s under my toenails real quick” “We’ll get you on the reading through your ears train” 🤣 Totally worth watching til the end 😁
@jerospal
@jerospal 3 жыл бұрын
Try watching Mike Majlak’s Night shift sponsee segments
@susanwilliams2392
@susanwilliams2392 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan George's adstronaught has joined the chat
@dudefood825
@dudefood825 3 жыл бұрын
She wants to be a scary costume but I was actually terrified of her being herself the whole time 🤔
@derektitov6667
@derektitov6667 3 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of Mo Collins' "Lorraine" character from MadTV. Not totally, but definitely a little. Nice work.
@Sheamu5
@Sheamu5 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I thought the same, btw she's making content on KZbin as Lorraine
@rkmath4905
@rkmath4905 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that she didn’t mention plague doctor costumes disappoints me greatly lol. That’s what I’m going as this year lol
@heytheredollfacex
@heytheredollfacex 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@TheAlphaZulu
@TheAlphaZulu 3 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching “Is the Pandemic over yet?” and realized I missed Julie Flexy. Love the socks and that Julie stays in character for the sponsor parts? So good! I wonder how Doc Julie is doing....🤔
@leslys6205
@leslys6205 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/W6Mhx_ZOXb4q0EkNywrNRg
@oodoodoopoopoo
@oodoodoopoopoo 3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, let me get my leg up here" 😆 The "I gotta pee / crawling out of my own skin" movements of that character were hilarious.
@alexandre3989
@alexandre3989 3 жыл бұрын
"Ok, zombie it is." "Oh, thank god." "Do you have a Jeffrey Epstein zombie?"
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a Maxwell one for the female equivalent...
@KritikaSpreadLove
@KritikaSpreadLove 3 жыл бұрын
We love Julie because the sponsorship is PART of the act. She connects it and makes it interesting to watch and AH she’s just golden is all.
@jahalr6598
@jahalr6598 3 жыл бұрын
Omg . Absolutely awesome. Love her change of voices, body language between characters .
@cam4894
@cam4894 3 жыл бұрын
It's sad, we've all had this customer... People come up to me in the library and say, "I'm looking for a book". I'm a bit of a smart ass, so I usually answer, "well we're a library, so we have of those". Also, mirror Julie would make a phenomenal Halloween costume!
@jimrockfish1875
@jimrockfish1875 3 жыл бұрын
THAT!.. is a great idea!
@kearstin1988
@kearstin1988 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh I use to manage at Sally Beauty Supply and the question that would get me is "whats the best nail polish color?" Um.... Or they'd ask me to help them pick out a color. Im like "okay do you like this color?" "No" "how about this one?" No"....okay....ya think you could do this on your own??
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 3 жыл бұрын
Working in a chocolate shop: "What is the best tasting chocolate in here?" Me: "Well, that's totally your choice." Working in a leather workshop. People: "It smells like leather in here!" Me: "Surprise, surprise" Working in a cheese-shop. People who think that they are first at being funny: "It smells cheesy in here!" Me: "O Lord, help me get through this day without killing anybody..." After 100th time hearing the same "jokes" I started to give my sarcastic answers to them. That made people to wake up and stop being robots on automatic drive. Then it got nice to chat with them. You just needed to break them out of being stupid. Hahhaaa 😀
@spppon
@spppon 3 жыл бұрын
I really don't like what I thought of when you said she would make a great halloween costume...
@cam4894
@cam4894 3 жыл бұрын
That's why at my other job, when people ask me, "is that my _________?" I started telling people my job was to pick things up and put them down. Because I dunno what's in the envelope or box, I was just told to deliver the envelope or box... I rarely know who it's going to, just the department. But honestly, I love my job, it's my favorite one so far!
@2012swc
@2012swc 3 жыл бұрын
She has got to be the most patient halloween store employee to exist in the history of run down strip malls
@iLikeTrainsXx
@iLikeTrainsXx 3 жыл бұрын
I demand a remake with drunk Julie! Side note amazing work as always.
@trybeinggr8239
@trybeinggr8239 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Lol.
@saksham3693
@saksham3693 3 жыл бұрын
hey julie when are you goint to make the worst french foley artist part 2 ? really really loved that one
@shentzu
@shentzu 3 жыл бұрын
I regret that I have but one upvote to give this comment.
@taleef1760
@taleef1760 3 жыл бұрын
Everything you do is gold. Just damn these skits are always so amazing!
@delilah8476
@delilah8476 3 жыл бұрын
You are now my favorite you tube comedian! The time you put into these videos is amazing!!!! So talented!
@cheshirecat5416
@cheshirecat5416 3 жыл бұрын
4:45 'We get you on the reading through your ears train. How d'you feel about that, huh?' It's not even part of the actual sketch but made me laugh out loud with just the way she said it😂
@tiredwatermelon333
@tiredwatermelon333 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who encounters "pandemic is a hoax" guy every day it is _terrifying_
@AM-os4ty
@AM-os4ty 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who knows that the masks don't work and official sources have 98% survival rates, the concept that "intelligencia" is scared of this thing and lockdown people repeatedly for it is far more frightening. The guy who thinks it's hoax is at least paying attention to exactly how many people are surviving a chest cold.
@SIGSEGV1337
@SIGSEGV1337 3 жыл бұрын
I have a compulsive need to debate everyone, you have no idea how many hours I've spent dealing with these people
@rugile6238
@rugile6238 3 жыл бұрын
@@AM-os4ty :Ddd and here we gooooo agaiiin.... Of course masks dont work if you dont wear them properly. And I thought that people had enough time (6 months!) to distinguish corona from the cold. Welp
@AM-os4ty
@AM-os4ty 3 жыл бұрын
@@rugile6238 - They don't work at all. They never worked. It's superstition and even the medicos know it.
@AM-os4ty
@AM-os4ty 3 жыл бұрын
@@rugile6238 - A coronavirus is a common cold virus. The symptoms, death rate, treatment, and everything else is a chest cold. How many celebs need to recover completely, like it's a cold before you get it? How many cold and flu seasons do you cheer on deadly and depressing lockdowns before you understand?
@drewzero1
@drewzero1 3 жыл бұрын
Your face says “Yeah, we’re going to need you to pack up your desk and move to basement level B” But your voice says “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler”
@MEOWalina
@MEOWalina 3 жыл бұрын
spot on! now i feel the need to rewatch that movie
@larissaswayze
@larissaswayze 3 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the hardest I’ve ever laughed while reading a comment. Thank you.
@foxfoster1
@foxfoster1 3 жыл бұрын
One of the things that I love about these videos is there’re always so relatable... *Always*
@robspadre5519
@robspadre5519 3 жыл бұрын
Those CBC socks get me every time! Love it. I hope Julie does more “edgy” comedy stuff soon.
@sukruths5257
@sukruths5257 3 жыл бұрын
Julie's acting never fails to impress us ❤️ Such a talent
@sharaguzzetta9504
@sharaguzzetta9504 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part of Julie's videos is normal Julie looking at her other characters like you would if you encountered them in real life, a little confused and wondering if they're harmless crazy or dangerous crazy.
@talitafranco7230
@talitafranco7230 3 жыл бұрын
“Zombie someone who is sick and infect a population of health humans” - And I cannot stop laughing of the irony!!! The whole video is amazing but this part is just brilliant!!!!
@TrevorsMom
@TrevorsMom 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the scariest story ever in five words "Someone will win this November" 👻
@wesleyreimer3868
@wesleyreimer3868 3 жыл бұрын
"Whoever wins... We lose."
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
"Trump won once, he can do it again."
@jaytibby
@jaytibby 3 жыл бұрын
The worst election in history is coming
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 3 жыл бұрын
That's a very cute little ghost. Here's a video with very cute little ghosts in them (that is also appropriate for Halloween. Which is tomorrow. Or the day after for you if you live VERY far West.) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKW7pIJparmEY5I
@samanthaaiello
@samanthaaiello 3 жыл бұрын
I pictured this customer coming in, and then doing this sponsorship to the poor halloween store employee before making her purchase. Bold move!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha I never thought about that but I love it!
@giantschick21
@giantschick21 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she does believable and different characters in one sketch!
@jimh472
@jimh472 3 жыл бұрын
If Mirror Julie had a real life cousin this would be her.
@draghn
@draghn 3 жыл бұрын
Every. Time. You get me absorbed into the story and have me laughing. I can't even find the appropriate words to express how impressive all of your content is. "Like a Zombie? Yeah, I get that, someone who's sick who infects the healthy population of humans " 😂🤣 SO good. Thank you!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
no thank YOU!!!
@lilygreen4000
@lilygreen4000 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize that the customer was Julie till the end 😂. I guess that’s what you call great acting.
@ChameleonTheatre
@ChameleonTheatre 3 жыл бұрын
Genius! Absolutely love this character.
@DjDarkD
@DjDarkD 3 жыл бұрын
She can act surprised about how her other self reacts. It's insane.
@kellyhord2598
@kellyhord2598 3 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t quite feel 2020 to me without masks.
@velu2957
@velu2957 3 жыл бұрын
bruh she really created a whole character so julie could show off her flexibility huh
@GamingAfter50
@GamingAfter50 3 жыл бұрын
aaannnd, her CBC socks!
@jadierain8563
@jadierain8563 3 жыл бұрын
actually i'm 99% sure this character has been in one of her videos before
@Marc_Miller
@Marc_Miller 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely some Mary Katherine Gallagher vibes.
@hotjanuary
@hotjanuary 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadierain8563 , the job interview one?
@jadierain8563
@jadierain8563 3 жыл бұрын
@@hotjanuary yes that one
@squirrl78
@squirrl78 3 жыл бұрын
I am impressed with how incredibly entertaining you can make an ad read. Well done. Great content as always.
@b.wilder1663
@b.wilder1663 3 жыл бұрын
Julie is brilliant for staying in character for the adverts-- I actually pay attention and don't regret it!
@BrettThompsonPT
@BrettThompsonPT 3 жыл бұрын
Remember everyone thinking Joe Exotic was going to be a popular choice? Seems like years ago now!
@qzbnyv
@qzbnyv 3 жыл бұрын
So this is where she went after cursing the Beast and his household staff
@Kris2510
@Kris2510 3 жыл бұрын
Julie, you are simply hillarious. Even the ad is great fun to watch. If I weren't already a costumer I'd become one right now!
@ella17734
@ella17734 3 жыл бұрын
I love the sass and the socks! You're so much fun Julie. Hope everyone has a great time this Halloween. Stay safe and healthy! 🎃
@vaishnavishrivastava3994
@vaishnavishrivastava3994 3 жыл бұрын
"Somebody who is sick and infects the population of healthy humans" XD
@leah-pg7oe
@leah-pg7oe 3 жыл бұрын
Early squad! Love you Julie and your vids, laughed me through some hard times!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
So glad!
@Cykotiq
@Cykotiq 3 жыл бұрын
i love that character! so glad you brought her back
@elizabethh483
@elizabethh483 3 жыл бұрын
The lunge just elevates this character to a whole new level
@Dcrainmaker
@Dcrainmaker 3 жыл бұрын
Wow...pulling out a FR305 for this one. Well played!
@drewzero1
@drewzero1 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, I was about to ask what watch that was. Neat!
@jaredknapp6832
@jaredknapp6832 3 жыл бұрын
Its his dong
@aaronsteers
@aaronsteers 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed the familiar look of the 305 too! 🤣
@GhostFoxvonBohmen
@GhostFoxvonBohmen 3 жыл бұрын
That's an actual watch? I thought it was a blood pressure tester or something.
@aaronsteers
@aaronsteers 3 жыл бұрын
@@GhostFoxvonBohmen That's why anyone who had one remembers it. It was the first relatively affordable and high quality gps watch for runners, was made by Garmin and was "the runners watch to beat" for at least a few years. Of course it was also super bulbous :D
@krupasodagar5907
@krupasodagar5907 3 жыл бұрын
Julie never wastes a moment! Always stretching! Always exercising! You inspire me! XD Julie act Julie influence But more importantly Julie exercise! ...im sorry that's the best i can do
@HighFiveTheHorizon
@HighFiveTheHorizon 3 жыл бұрын
That putting up the leg quirk is genuinely comfy sometimes
@PLuffy-ke7ho
@PLuffy-ke7ho 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see one of your videos get posted, I just have to watch! You are so funny and definitely my favorite KZbin channel!
@jenn1644
@jenn1644 3 жыл бұрын
call security she's ready to fight with all that stretching
@MysterCannabis
@MysterCannabis 3 жыл бұрын
You're just flexing your flexibility on us with that character, don't ya
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 3 жыл бұрын
I like that this channel has enough distinct Julies on the roster that you immediately knew things were gonna get strange within 3 seconds just from how the first one walked in.
@psu08grl
@psu08grl 3 жыл бұрын
The only ad reads I don’t fast forward through 😂 love your content!
@landon3573
@landon3573 3 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing that you can go as this year is an anti-masker.
@sophiamorris1537
@sophiamorris1537 3 жыл бұрын
OMG i love julie sooooo much
@sophiamorris1537
@sophiamorris1537 3 жыл бұрын
AHHH I LOVE YOU JULIEE
@Lydirius
@Lydirius 3 жыл бұрын
Love the "hair down" look. So pretty! 😍
@victoria76547
@victoria76547 3 жыл бұрын
This was PERFECT. Even the sponsored part!! Definitely checking out those scary Halloween books too
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