Californians Move to Texas | Episode 3: The Church

[@TheBabylonBee]

Have you heard the Good News... of Beto O'Rourke?

[@scillyautomatic]

Wait, what??

[@scillyautomatic]

Oxymoron.

[@fliellerenterprises1198]

Yes. He's down by double digits in the polls to Greg Abbott.

[@yasminesaucedo7920]

He became republican?

[@YouTubePurgetheblackplague]

Is this going to be a series on Rumble???

[@manoftruth0935]

I love how the husband is slowly starting to realize his wife is a psychopath.

[@upschutt4842]

I guess he always did, but in CA he had no chance...

[@Marshallgill]

It happens to a lot of us.

[@Randomperson0467]

Lol

[@savannah505]

But isn't this just the normal white virtue signaling dem liberal??

[@PhilG999]

Yeah. Glad I live in Georgia (the USA one)! Our "Georgia Peaches" are fine as frog hair and just a *little bit* crazy! But in a GOOD way! 😆

[@MaxRovensky]

In these 3 episodes Steve already has a better defined character arc than most characters written by Hollywood

[@JoeHusosky]

That's because it was written by an actual writer/ comedian. It wasn't written by somebody who got their job because of their pronouns or who they sleep with. That's what happens when you actually hire the best person for the job

[@lordshadow19]

@@JoeHusosky I've been enjoying Steve's character development

[@kevtom1686]

Sort of. He hasn’t made an episode where she realizes she’s wasted her life with a melonjon and no real man will have her.

[@Rid-iculo-us]

Agreed, but it's also not that hard.

[@peterbrown6224]

"It's not what it looks like!"

[@Gravel1331]

Senator Cruz in a cameo with the Zodiac Killer letter was absolutely over the top hilarious. Great job, and kudos to Senator Cruz for doing this.

[@vitalityfox]

Ted Cruz could never be satisfied with only 7 lives.

[@CristiNeagu]

I'm waiting for the Buzzfeed special on how an anonymous source close to the issue confirmed that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

[@ragnartwrii744]

Well he had time... it's not like it's freezing in Texas right now and he had to fly somewhere warm...

[@jasonhondakker9231]

Hearing someone say “senator Cruz” over and over like some sort of respected godly authority, instead of some proven sh*thread taking your money is the most disturbingly Texas thing I’ve seen yet.

[@therightway2130]

@@ragnartwrii744 Anyone in TX that could have left did escape to somewhere warmer. US Sen Ted could not have changed the weather or do anything else about the situation. The problem was the demonRATS the state level listened to leftists about their alternative energy that broke. Too bad the entire leftist cult doesn't see the failings of the alternative energy altar they worship at (besides mutilating children, murdering innocent babies and bankrupting the country to enrich themselves), that all their alternative energy costs more per KWH and all break when you need it the most.

[@DonYutuc]

I lived in California 11 years and 27 years in Texas. I love these videos! Thank you!

[@brendas5557]

Welcome to TEXAS. You saved the best for last. Good move. ✝️ GO JESUS! 😊❤️🙏🩸

[@richj1134]

I have lived in both and can’t stop laughing because these videos are so true.

[@TexArizocan]

This one was awesome. Left Cali but vote for a politician that is exactly like what they left

[@GingerSalmon]

@@brendas5557 I wouldn’t necessarily say moving from California to Texas is always the best thing, very subjective, but it works for some people! And I agree, go Jesus

[@Artak091]

This needs to be like a whole recurring sitcom. I wanna hear how they are doing months later.

[@AllFlimmits]

It already is.

[@seanmcintyre131]

My god this is cringe... It's like the Onion had a retarded kid or something... Conservatives should stay away from comedy and stick to other forms of judgement and persecution....

[@shoyur]

@@AllFlimmits ALRIGHT

[@Artak091]

@@seanmcintyre131 🧂

[@justmeyouknow7649]

This is the best Reality show I have ever seen keep it up.

[@erinstanger416]

Love the Ted Cruz cameo! That was a fun surprise. This should be a regular series y’all do!

[@KnozLo]

I thought it was going to be Dan Crenshaw but yes that was awesome. Especially that he embraced the zodiac killer jokes.

[@davidtaylor5204]

Yeah, but I don't get the paper that fell out of the Senator's hand and that Steve became so terrified of. Could someone share what it was?

[@zaxus211]

@@KnozLo yes, cruz is almost as guileless as eyepatch mccain.

[@realMuseology]

@@davidtaylor5204 it's the cypher from the Zodiac Killer. There's a recurring joke that Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, hence the cameo here.

[@efxnews4776]

I was like wait? WHAT?

[@latinaliz]

The Babylon Bee’s videos are a thousand times better than any sitcoms on t.v. 😂

[@princerak8881]

facts thats why i watch anime

[@foilerea4170]

Agreed

[@bechtelaudio112]

Its hard to cancel the comedy that lives in the hearts and minds of every true American

[@jimboreaddabible777]

That's it! Y'all labeled this EPISODE 3! It's officially a mini series now! Can't wait for episode 4,

[@j-wordposerio247]

Amen!🙏

[@franciscodanconia4324]

Call it “New Hope” and have Steve get baptized. And Timpani melt like the wicked witch.

[@robertzchannel6595]

@@franciscodanconia4324 😄😄😄

[@RJon2006]

Amen! This needs to be a never ending series.

[@helenel4126]

Maybe they'll try Florida next? We can but hope.

[@brentwilliams3321]

I am just glad to see Steve and Tiffany still together after that whole BBQ incident.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

She will become a full-fledged carnivore soon, as God intended.

[@impalamama7302]

Yeah. Thankfully, your vegan husband cheating on you with a BBQ Beef Brisket isn't grounds for divorce in Texas like it is in Cali.

[@davidtaylor5204]

I couldn't watch the BBQ one. It hurt too much.

[@chevongrant3589]

Bro Steve lowkey might be coming around to the right side 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kane26510]

Steve and Tympani. Come On, man!

[@andysvlock5992]

Absolutely lost it when Ted Cruz came in. That was gold. As a former Californian and now Texan, it is scary knowing there are people that truly believe the same policies that have failed CA so badly they move to TX to want more of the same.

[@alyupde9337]

Those are the people Texans hate!

[@ish7957]

Name me a policy. I'll wait🤣

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Yup.

[@jasonhondakker9231]

If you truly are deluded enough to think it’s the policies (which are often similar to those used in the European countries that the average Texas might visit once in their “trip of a lifetime”) rather than corruption of the state leadership, you fit right in as a Texan.

[@therightway2130]

@@ish7957 Every.One.of.Them

[@sandymcmahon984]

Steve's story arc is giving me chills. He's like America, working SO hard to get along and do the right thing, but the tiniest drip of truth can't help but become a firehose of revelation, hope and sovereignty. Tiffany's in for some surprises ahead.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Back in California her Mexican gardener gave her the nickname Karino because he cared.

[@pianoreigns]

🙄

[@suzettealmanza3010]

I love this series! I am a Real Californian and having Ted Cruz on there was Epic! I am the black sheep in a herd full of sheeple. Thank you @Babylon Bee for putting out material worth watching❤❤❤

[@DeploraBill59]

Thanksgiving in your household must be a real blast!

[@suzettealmanza3010]

@@DeploraBill59 Actually, I stopped getting invited years ago for leaning too right. I'm happy not to be invited 😂 I like my home to be free of toxicity and woke zombies 😂😂

[@Kosovar_Chicken]

Im in California too what u may not realize is that California has the largest population of republicans

[@zackglickert4495]

@@suzettealmanza3010 That's actually really sad.

[@Liam_Maddog]

Speak up!

[@Matt-ob8gj]

We need this to become a show! Please keep making new episodes!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

Gays and blacks from the year 3022 need to be arrested!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

This is the best loophole ever, I can say anything I want again!!! I feel so free again!!!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

All Democrats from 3022 should be hog-tied and beaten!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

I can say whatever I like about hypothetical non existent people!!!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

Ahahaha there's no limits to what I can say 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@skyttyl]

"You can't be antiracist by taking a book from a black man!" I died. Lol

[@robertramsey653]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too!

[@hl6816]

Oh I freaking lost it at that part. The book cover alone was enough.

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

So true

[@acctsys]

Giving them a dose of their own medicine

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

The hilarity of a white woman telling a black man to read an antiracist book. She really is the fanatic of the house!

[@simon4187]

Dude the first thing the husband says sitting next to the pastor really is a mind blowing moment.

[@sorashell]

"So this is the FIRST Baptist church?!? So historic!" I'm dead. 😆

[@kevincollins9894]

I worked in HEB stores, Texans worship their favorite grocery stores. I haven't ever been in this particular one but I imagine its one of the fanciest ones in the chain with neighborhoods like Bayou Bend, River Oaks, and Hyde Park surrounding it. I think the Butt family are Baptists, very generous Texas family.

[@bobicabayo]

😂

[@johntabler349]

I'm tempted to put Tiffany on the prayer list at church

[@chefandmusician9170]

Heard it same time

[@nickswildweather1308]

That was pretty good!

[@DreadnoughtFiend]

The fact they got him to do the Zodiac Killer joke is great

[@pineappleparty1624]

Oh that's what it means.

[@nerysghemor5781]

I figured out it was the Zodiac but why did they have him reference that?

[@cyclonebuzz8172]

@@nerysghemor5781 There was a internet conspiracy theory few years ago that Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer.

[@TyranBatten]

@@nerysghemor5781 Because people like it when you don't take yourself too seriously

[@nerysghemor5781]

@@cyclonebuzz8172 What??? Just…what the hell?! That is like the left’s answer to QAnon for stupidity levels.

[@malefetsanemabote3655]

Ted's appearance was pure genius!!

[@wind_traveler]

“I got a lot of letter writing to do.” (Accidentally drop zodiac killer note) Hilarious

[@djcrownvic7017]

Was that really him?

[@popninja8658]

@@djcrownvic7017 yes

[@SeoulExploration]

@@djcrownvic7017 correct. That is my duly appointed senator and king of memes.

[@wilbing8465]

This exact video should be played in every restaurant and public place in Texas. It’s so true and to the point.

[@foilerea4170]

Needs to be all over CA. These people need to know we don't want them in TX or AZ

[@tonyjames1980]

That cameo was exceptionally good 🤣😂 (no one expected that). Thank you, guys.

[@fivefamily5820]

Are you saying Ted Cruz is the Spanish Inquisition?

[@BibleAndFriends]

Gold!

[@dr1742]

😆😆Yes it was! B.B. Freakin rocks for that.

[@jasonbernard5468]

I was just about to ask why nobody was talking about that... um.... yea... did not expect at all and am wondering how they got him on the show????

[@reliantncc1864]

@@jasonbernard5468 Are you kidding? Ted Cruz probably called them up to see about making an appearance. A series about Californians moving to Texas is right in his wheelhouse. If they did have to ask him, how could he say no?

[@plympytheplumber4605]

Please don’t let this series end! It’s fantastic

[@robertjolly5072]

Its hilarious please keep going

[@boxofboxess]

Yes. Steve is great. The actor is really good. Love his facial expression when getting caught with the meat or the bible haha.

[@TheLincoMan]

Wait, no way they got Ted Cruz for this? This is the best Babylon bee series ever.

[@Strykerx31]

Di-Did they just DOX Him?

[@lifeaquatic1267]

That, and I guess he is the Zodiac Killer. What was on that paper?

[@shakaama]

@@lifeaquatic1267 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THAT MEANT

[@hollomaster]

Ted Cruz as the Zodiac killer, I about died laughing at that.

[@headbuttsforphaticcommunio3731]

Playing black men with white women even as satire is disgusting and part kf the problem of white replacement

[@VinnyMartello]

MAD PROPS to Ted for joining in on the fun.

[@meganthonsgaard]

Beto made an appearance at Midwestern State University (where I'm currently a student) yesterday. Not gonna lie, I was kind of in a bad mood as a result. Hearing that fantastic line, "But isn't Beto some kind of moron?" boosted my mood instantly and was like therapy after the insanity I had to witness yesterday. You have excellent timing, Babylon Bee. I needed this today :)

[@bryannonya9769]

Beto is as bad as abbot just a different side of a bad coin. they both suck and have no basis in reality and also pander to the farthest reaches of their parties. Beto lost to cruz and that should be enough to tell everyone how aweful he is.

[@marcusmartinez7462]

MSU has become too liberal. Mustang grad 2018

[@thejokersgang915]

Lulz im here too

[@DragonmasterCire]

call him only by his real name of Robert Francis you will lightly laugh every time

[@HisMagnificence]

Call him Beta o’cuck and watch people seethe about it

[@ourfamilystephens3851]

The way she didn't understand what bless your heart meant killed me ☠️☠️

[@warbuzzard7167]

lol

[@joshuad1716]

@@UR_Right24 it’s a southern way to insult someone, it’s a very polite way of calling them a fucking dumbass

[@jwm4ever]

Tell us what it Really means...being from Wisconsin I don't know.

[@JohnCottier]

@@jwm4ever The meaning varies based on the context, but it is a statement expressing pity for someone. In this context it's the equivalent of saying "Oh, you poor, naïve, well-intentioned but stupid person." I'm also from WI, but moved to the South a few years back, so I have learned the meaning of "bless your heart."

[@jwm4ever]

@@JohnCottier Thank you for the reply. So it can be a backhanded insult too.

[@headbangtiger7564]

The cruz / zodiac reference....I haven't laughed that hard in a while! You guys keep killing it.

[@nikkowood7465]

Can you explain? I didn't understand it

[@hedkace]

@@nikkowood7465 There was a meme a few years back saying that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac killer and putting his face next to a police sketch of the zodiac killer. The zodiac killer sent cryptic notes to local newspapers during his killing spree, hence the cryptic letter Ted Cruz dropped in this skit.

[@loreseeker6604]

I got to give credit where it is due, it says a lot about a person that they can laugh at themselves. Cruz totally nailed it, I live it.

[@sarahbarnes9648]

@Jess nah I'm a progressive liberal and these videos crack me up

[@jordancambridge4106]

The Democrats are so fucking stupid that they actually believe he is the Zodiac Killer even though the Zodiac Killer killed people before Ted was even born.

[@CNBarnes]

This was great - and Ted Cruz quoting the Princess Bride (in the outtake scenes) put it over the top. Well done Ted. Well done.

[@trollking6315]

Nothing well done about leaving the state to freeze while he runs off to the tropics then doing nothing to fix the power issue that caused the state shutdown in the first place.

[@MrJoel9679]

Oooh you picked it!!! Better than that new Willow garbage.

[@cornerstonehoneybees2525]

@@trollking6315 I stayed warm, had electricity, and plenty of food because I was PREPARED for a natural disaster. If you were cold, that was your fault. Typical libtard blaming the government for something that is your own responsibility.

[@k-peezy2723]

@@trollking6315 Yep, let's blame Ted who works on the federal level for what ERCOT did on the state level. Makes total sense without any kind of thinking it through or understanding. I'm right there with ya! (/s for those that can't pick up on it and need one)

[@rockinredneck57]

​ dogle spoken like a true socialist idiot.

[@herknorth8691]

I love how the husband can't resist becoming a real American.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

Men are, generally, more logical and less a slave to their emotions.

[@richardmahn7589]

MEAT! EAT MEAT! ME MAN!

[@johnnygross4415]

And he loves bbq

[@AdaWongMistress]

@@chuckhoyle1211 based and TexasPilled

[@twoblink]

Are you saying the white woman is the poison reason for a trying to keep a black man down? hahaha

[@fishjcb]

I love that Cruz leaned into the Zodiac killer joke! I about died laughing for a few minutes!

[@SeoulExploration]

Right!?! Man can take a joke and make it his! Respect!

[@kmcgoo3]

Haha! Yes, it took me a second before it clicked!

[@radagast7200]

Self depreciation is a good sign that someone isn't a tyrant.

[@MichaelAarons1701]

I was confused by that joke because I obviously haven’t heard about this business with Cruz. I kinda prefer the alt takes at the end but knowing now what was going on, it stands stronger for laugh at the Left’s expense.

[@colin1818]

He's been leaning into it for a few years. But this is definitely taking it to a new level!

[@VincitOmniaVeritas7]

I love the slow transition of the husband into a normal Texan

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Yeah for real this actor/actress hit it out of the park! Their talent is really good at Babylon Bee from writing staff to production to talent it seems

[@Robert53area]

Ehh he's still a cuck, so not a real Texan lol

[@DieselDoktor]

It’s pretty great. Lol

[@mre4u422]

by episode 5 he's going to be wearing a cowboy hat and shouting yee-haw

[@discostew115]

Into a normal person

[@markmcallan973]

I'm not into American humour but you guys are nailing it! Love from Australia 👌

[@cannedlaughter2535]

Don't worry. Most of us (American's) aren't into the current brand of American humor either. (I left off the "u" just to be contrary).

[@keithsmith9833]

This series is better than anything on TV right now. The Ted Cruze bit is fantastic and I’m really loving how Steve is becoming a man.

[@SOTB69]

The zodiac paper made me lose it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesjones6546]

Im so proud of Steve. It's like watching your child growing up and graduating high school and getting a job or something lol

[@zcehtro]

I laught at how you wrote Ted Cruz. It's like Ted on Cruze Control through I99.

[@stevebengel1346]

@@SOTB69 I straight up almost choked laughing and had to pause the video 🤣🤣

[@bartonlee3594]

HwaHwa. I hear I kin sell my house here in Californa and buy THREE houses in Texas! Maybe I'll do that and move some DACA Mexicans and there kids into my three places...and watch y'all cry cry cry in your Ten Galloon (empty) jock straps.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Awww, bless YOUR heart 😂 how you guys liking episode 3?!?!

[@call_me_ezyyy4772]

It's scary how good you sell the liberal character lol

[@notw1015]

❤

[@ChandlerJuliet]

@@call_me_ezyyy4772 I have been surrounded by these kinds throughout my entire life experience in LA 🤣

[@call_me_ezyyy4772]

@@ChandlerJuliet I hear you on that lol keep up the good acting, and keep this series up! Loving it! God Bless.

[@patrickfullan9509]

You are rockin it! Keep going with this series.

[@plague180]

I will literally pay for more episodes of this. I haven’t laughed this hard in years and we are only 3 episodes deep.

[@ninetoesseotenin6839]

I pay just because fuck those who don’t like the bee.

[@RandomPerson-nd2ey]

Thank you for donating. I'm not sure how you can afford it in this "not a recession" but I thank you for figuring out a way.

[@randomDaved]

@@RandomPerson-nd2ey What recession are you referring? They can afford it because our economy is strong as hell.

[@jordanlaquey5325]

@@RandomPerson-nd2ey The opposite of a recession is inflation.

[@harraldschmitt9113]

Facts

[@D3K018]

"I have some letters to write"... This was fire! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This series is the perfect dose of humor + drama without being cringe, I salute the writers and producers.

[@herardo04]

Can you explain why Ted Cruz saying "I have some letters to write" was funny? I'm not from the States 😅

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

@@herardo04 he was doing crossword puzzles and codes

[@tedwilson2634]

@@herardo04 it’s a copy of a letter the Zodiac serial killer sent the papers decades ago.

[@hayfieldhermit9657]

@@herardo04 A few years ago, some people suggested that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac serial killer. The Zodiac's symbol was on that page he dropped. Which is why the man recognized it, and they ran away in fear.

[@xyxxanx9810]

@@herardo04 There is a pretty famous joke about Ted Cruz actually being the Zodiac-killer who was famous for sending letters written with zodiac-signs, so Ted Cruz dropping a sheet full of Zodiac-signs is playing into the joke.

[@starlightbarking9495]

I love how welcoming and hospitable the locals are to them in this series, even they are so different.

[@kyleschneider6871]

Holy cow, Cruz dropping the Zodiac paper was amazing. I'm going to have to send you guys a few bucks just for how hard that single bit made me laugh.

[@RPG-oh1yf]

I'm stealing that for the next time a solicitor dares come to my door...

[@FiLtheThriL]

Ooohhhhhh I didnt get it. Thanks friend!

[@j.d.529]

I lost it 😂

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

Drop me a few bucks

[@meusisto]

What does that mean? Sorry, I'm ignorant and didnt understand.

[@peachwallets7647]

Definitely not expecting a Cruz cameo but it was a welcome surprise! I hope we keep getting more of these vids.

[@nsofwamumbi2899]

That Ted Cruz cameo was amazing!! Love how he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Laughing at himself being the zodiac killer. top notch humor

[@Razor-gx2dq]

Had a good laugh

[@rasidualimage]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss your just mad because he is amazing at everything, and if he was the zodiac killer he would be smart enough to frame Gary Francis Poste.

[@onionflower3733]

These skits have become a killer serial thanks to Zodiac Cruz

[@strangerdanger1271]

He may as well laugh at himself, everyone else is.

[@sm6jesse]

"Two Corinthians" that was hilarious.

[@riftshredder5438]

The guy playing the husband should win an Oscar

[@amycaraway4489]

He's gold!

[@tarfap.kpamber9732]

Take off his attire and cover him in gold: Oscar.

[@JoshuaMartinez-ml5hl]

Dont discredit the wife either! She is nailing her character too, just happens to be the annoying one to help give contrast

[@MaximusTCR]

I don't know. The way Timpani scuttles off when she's defeated looks like it took a lot of practice

[@axonice]

He doesen't have enough money (and probably hearlessness) to rig it for his side :(

[@kegr1066]

The "So historic!" line and Ted Cruz cameo had me busting my ribs. Crying tears of joy and pain same time

[@bladegtr34]

Did someone say ribs??

[@Amendelwyr]

I liked the outtake too of Ted saying "As you wish." And then the follow-up of, "... just didn't want to you to lose embarrassed."

[@notalltheories]

These just keep getting better and better! I laughed SO hard when they knocked on Mr. Cruz’s door 😂😂😂

[@JoelKellenProductions]

I was not expecting the Ted Cruz cameo. And the Zodiac Killer message was the icing on the cake!

[@andrewholt2425]

Just pray for your home town, pray for your state, pray for our country, and all the leaders. God bless you all.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

You forgot family.

[@ericjohnston7663]

Amen

[@Spushed]

It's ya'll

[@MrX-zz2vk]

And then go Vote.

[@Stew282]

And don't forget to vote for Beto O'Rourke... as Timpani shows - he's practically Jesus!

[@Tommy.461]

Bad time to take a drink. Had soda coming out of my nose when Ted answered the door. Please keep these coming.

[@Psalm8_DominiRican]

😂😂😂

[@MsBaztastic]

I had to replay his cameo three times because I kept laughing as soon as I saw him.

[@movienaut]

Im from Sweden and don't get the joke. Can you plz explain so I can explain this to my relatives, who loves this series!

[@shazam6274]

@@movienaut Ted Cruz is a US Senator (for real) and is campaigning for Beto's opponent. Ted is a conservative and Beto is a Fruitcake Liberal

[@EpictetusAuralius]

@@movienaut Ted Cruz is a Republican Senator so would probably not vote for Beto. Plus there is a joke Ted is the Zodiac killer hence the letters

[@cd3dnw]

“Isn’t Beto some kind of moron?” Ted Cruz? “This is foolishness.” Love it. Thank you so much!

[@armoblood7291]

This guy was the priest at my buddys wedding lol

[@philipmcniel4908]

@@armoblood7291 Which one?

[@elijahmalachi45-63]

Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .kind

[@Fallen-Saint]

This is foolishness - Virgil (dmc5)

[@rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196]

4:30 “two Corinthians” 😂😂 I’m done 🤣🤣

[@JRotten]

Ok, three episodes in and I'm hooked. Can't wait till episode 4. This really needs to be a half hour sitcom on TV. Heck it's better than 99% of the stuff on TV now.

[@rofree2470]

Actually, if they added in all the TV commercials, it would be a half hour long 😅😆😂😂

[@catherinegarmon3027]

Like a reverse version of Portlandia!!

[@Seeker7257]

Just imagine the many, many real life instances like these which aren't documented or talked about in the hindsight. It's sad, actually; the indoctrination.

[@fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335]

Liberals especially lib women are so annoying...

[@chokfulla]

As a Texan, I approve this message!

[@Tommy.461]

As a former Texan, I approve of them also.

[@martian78]

As a non Texan married to a Texan I also approve 👍🏼

[@ianmoone316]

As a Texan you know your on the right track when they hate you.

[@blueeyes6653]

As a non Texan who has never been to Texas, I approve this message.

[@janejetson2978]

From northeast Texas, NO to Beto!

[@someone890]

Oh my gosh the fact that Ted Cruz is officially in on the Zodiac joke had me laughing so hard! That's awesome! Too funny!! lol

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

Hasn't he tweeted zodiac letters for Halloween for a couple of years now?

[@Abel-nl2yo]

Could you explain that joke to me? I didn't get it

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

@@Abel-nl2yo several years ago (Pre-beard) some people online pointed out that Ted Cruz looked like the zodiac killer sketch

[@basedimperialism]

@user-sz7bg5pc3n As mrlegodude said, it's a common joke that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, because he looked like the police sketch of the killed (before Cruz grew the beard.)

[@Abel-nl2yo]

@@basedimperialism @mrlegodude96alt2 ooh fasho thanks for explaining. What about the paper with all the symbols?

[@matthewdunn983]

The fact that you got Cruz to cameo is awesome. The whole video was entertaining, but the outro was just that much better. Keep it up guys.

[@ianmartinesq]

“I hate for people to lose embarrassed” - Love it! Excellent taste in references. Thank you Ted Cruz.

[@charliep5072]

I saw the princess bride reference as well. It’s even better because I think he got in a little spat with the cast.

[@Sophia_at_MIA]

@@charliep5072 Oh yeah! I knew he was getting at something with that “Princess Bride” reference, I just couldn’t remember what.

[@reliantncc1864]

I can clearly not choose the Beto in front of you.

[@ianmartinesq]

@@reliantncc1864 I can clearly not choose the Beto in front of me.

[@reliantncc1864]

@@ianmartinesq What in the world could that be?

[@patches1758]

I love how every time food is mentioned Steve vanishes from frame. It’s as if he knows there will be actual food

[@eaglerider1826]

He knows that they will serve meat , lol

[@ezion6032]

We need a Steve commercial for Whataburger.

[@patches1758]

@@ezion6032 they should sign him

[@XericSol]

Can't stop LAUGHING! Thanks Ted for your guest appearance, and thank you for everyone at the Babylon Bee for putting up with him! Best episode yet!

[@ABQSentinel]

That was epic!

[@XericSol]

@@ABQSentinel Right? I mean the BB has been good and has some great content, but this one just has that little bit extra.

[@matthewrhelf4559]

Kinda love that being Christian in America is the new rebel culture. Greetings from Tokyo!

[@jasonrodgers9063]

The Ted Cruz cameo TOTALLY caught me by surprise! LOVE IT! Thanks!!

[@robertmoore2049]

Next… Governor Abbot!

[@stevebutler8387]

I'm 65 and started greeting my family with" Hi, I'm Steve, he, him". Cracks them up every time. Love these videos

[@noControl556]

I don't allow people to use pronouns. You must use my full name anytime you refer to me.

[@nerysghemor5781]

@@noControl556 But you have no control so how do you allow or disallow anything?? 😂

[@eaglerider1826]

@@nerysghemor5781 He has full control on what he believes is acceptable . I also don't allow people to use pronouns . I tell them face to face that I don't want to hear the crap . If they feel offended and walk away then it is one less idiot that I have to deal with . Live your own life just don't expect me to put up with your nonsense .

[@TK-7193]

@@nerysghemor5781 he smites them.

[@OldSaltyBear]

I'm 52 and started telling people my pronouns are "Dude / Bro". I also tell them I identify as a 26 year old lesbian.

[@nedajenyap]

0:31 “But isn’t Beto some kind of moron?” That killed me! 😂😂😂

[@ric270]

Steve's character development is amazing

[@fearzila]

"Pot luck?!?"

[@Stew282]

I wonder if he'll be buying a gun in the coming weeks!

[@gregmatz3693]

@@Stew282 that would be perfect.

[@megofiachra3247]

Not sure Tiffany could handle that. 😂

[@mostlyharmless7425]

...a gun, hat and boots😂.

[@discobikerAndRosie]

I love how they brought Cruz into it! Let's make this a series! Lol!

[@iKeto_gal]

The actress that plays the liberal lady, she is so good that she can have her own liberal tik tok and no one would know she's acting cuz it's so realistic lol

[@ShankarSivarajan]

Timpani Schieher. Yes, she is.

[@PhilG999]

Yeah. I'd like to see an episode with all these actors being themselves and talking about the whole thing. I seriously this could be made into a whole movie. Hell "Idiocrasy" made bank!

[@nicktorea4017]

@@PhilG999 Idiocracy is a Documentary.

[@jordanjenkins1671]

She's terrific at the role 😆

[@jamesrailling9638]

Maybe... she's not acting. Just kidding.

[@garthf.brooks6531]

The zodiac killer part was pretty perfect

[@BGBG617]

Steve became a Texan after his first bite of brisket last episode. These are hilarious....and accurate.

[@lindsayhickman9604]

Steve is becoming my favorite character.

[@timjester8555]

never underestimate the power of brisket!

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

@@timjester8555 you so right

[@takigan]

"It means nothing to me! just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth! **keeps eating delicious meat**

[@derivepi6930]

From what I've heard, you don't become a Texan until the 2nd or 3rd generation and they still give you funny looks unless you can trace a relative to the Alamo.

[@timw1066]

I love the Ted Cruz cameo. Great stuff, keep it up

[@Yawnyaman]

I thought the face rang a bell! ( from the UK)

[@MrRibbert]

When they asked Ted Cruz to vote democrat, I died laughing lol These episodes are so funny. Don’t stop making them please!

[@txgunguy2766]

Then he freaked them out when he dropped a Zodiac Killer letter. Zodiac claimed to have killed 37 people in northern california during the late 60s.

[@epsilon3821]

@@txgunguy2766 love that Ted can laugh about it

[@txgunguy2766]

@@epsilon3821 Most conservative politicians have a sense of humor. Look at Reagan.

[@epsilon3821]

@@txgunguy2766 I know, im just talking about Ted specifically since he was so dunked on back in 2016 he's really developed since then

[@txgunguy2766]

@@epsilon3821 I definitely think he and Trump get along better now than they did back then.

[@timelope3003]

Best skit ever 😂😂😂😂😂 especially seeing as they got Ted Cruz to play along hahaha

[@naturallyayisen]

As a Californian - former New Yorker, new Texan. This is so accurate!! I love how Red this state is and I love my small red, welcoming community!! #letsgobrandon And Steve getting red pilled just makes me so happy!!!

[@nydiacanas603]

Welcome to Texas! God bless you 🙏.

[@danielwessel9884]

It's a good thing the blue folks are moving to red because they have a chance to detox.

[@faithdad1967]

@@nydiacanas603 Can someone please be so kind as to direct me to what area in Texas can I find these kinda people? Actually, family (ok, don’t know how to get in touch with them) down there once in Ft. Worth. I have been studying a lot of info on San Antonio (supposedly a lot new reasonably priced developments - but, like 45 min outta town). It would be great to be able to go to J Hager’s Church & be near major military bases (Retired USMC). Disabled Vet, and a little concerned about the humidity "warnings," I have heard about - dealing w/secondary skin condition that could 🔥. But, getting serious about Standing Fir Complete Healing. Also, Love being near the Water, if possible. Thanks for any input! Paul USMC Disabled Vet Freedom isn’t Free

[@eaglerider1826]

@@faithdad1967 Thank you for your service . I live in Alabama and you will always be welcome here . I'm sorry but I don't know much about Texas other than to stay away from Austin . I follow another channel called " Donut Operator " . He is a former police officer who now lives in Texas and some of his viewers may be able to help .

[@mikediamond437]

When r u leaving?

[@timunderbakke8756]

We need to see more of these. Getting Cruz in was perfect complete with the zodiac joke. And I’m looking forward to seeing more from Steve’s character development.

[@robotzombie4754]

Could you explain the zodiac joke? I dont get it😅

[@RaymondCore]

Ted Cruz is truely a good sport to participate in a 'Zodiac Killer' cameo. Hilarious.

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

I’m so glad they went with the zodiac joke

[@Duranous.]

@@robotzombie4754 There is police composite sketch based on a supposed eyewitness account of the zodiac killer (drawn in 1969) and the sketch looks like Ted Cruz.

[@robotzombie4754]

@@Duranous. sh1t for real?🤯 Didnt know that one🤣

[@MattPerk7]

It looks like Steve got saved! We are all still praying for Tiffany.

[@Tawadeb]

Timpani

[@bohemianhh]

@@Tawadeb Timpani She/Her

[@gilbertalvarezjr.5921]

​@@bohemianhh 😂

[@93Hiroko]

I hope the wife does a hilarious 180 suddenly in the arc of the series and goes overboard 😂 She’s just a really passionate person

[@jakemac875]

"The only thing we contribute to our salvation is the sin that makes it necessary" Oh man I got a whole other lesson out of this video. Thanks yall

[@KnowledgeRuless]

Just in case you don't know, Wanna say that this needs and must be understood in the right context (i.e.the whole New Testament and the Bible as a whole), it is true that salvation is by grace alone through faith alone in Christ alone (Ephesians 2, Romans 1-4...), but it is also true and crucial to understand that Christ calls everyone to repentance/180 degrees turning away from sin/self/the world and faith in His finished work on the Cross which makes salvation possible coz when we believe in Him, He give us His perfect rightiousness i.e. it is imputed on us as a free undeserved gift/grace, God the Father sees us as if we have lived Jesus's perfect sinless life and count us as innocent as Him even tho we are guilty for hell...coz He took and paid our debt/punishment willingly on that Cross in full for everyone who will truly repent and believe in Him... (Isaiah 53, Romans 5,6...) And you can know whether your salvation is genuine by the fruits of your life, i.e that faith will produce the right fruits.... Jesus said not everyone who calls Me Lord Lord will enter heaven... (Matthew 7) And also He said that, unless someone gets born again he cannot enter the kingdom of heaven (John 3), in other words if God truly saves you He will give you a new mind and new heart in spiritual sense, that will start to love His commandments and hate the sin which you once loved and for which Jesus died for and you'll start to love and grow in His holy things/the things He loves and are important to Him (obedience to His commandments, Christlike love towards everyone, reading Bible, prayer, fellowship with bratheren, evangelism etc) as described in His Holy Word (the Bible). [Romans 7&8, Ephesians 4&5, the book of 1 John....]

[@nathadagothia7341]

Comprehensive context! I approve. Yet, allow time for the statement to sink in fully..... "The only thing WE contribute to our salvation is the sin that makes it necessary." Ponder it, then use your excellent context to enrich the necessity and grace of salvation. Blessings of Jesus to you.

[@Nimai_Aquino]

Outside of the Catholic church there is no salvation. Come back home american brothers, only following tradition and breaking links with liberalism and the satanic spirit of revolt we will rebuild the western civilization. Luther looked at the tradition of the Church of Christ and said, like satan “I shall not serve”. You don’t need to be like him. Come back home.

[@jeffp3999]

The statement does nothing to explain what 'sin' or 'salvation' really is. You can't understand what Salve-ation really is about until you know what induces sin and that can only be experienced 'in the flesh' by experiencing cause-ality.

[@nathangerber1547]

Repentance is absolutely necessary. Christ asks it of us when He saves us. However it doesn’t contribute to our salvation. He alone saves us. Without Him, you couldn’t be saved regardless of how much repenting you do. Basically, it’s this: repentance itself doesn’t save you, but Christ requires you to do it when He saves you. Ever notice how articulating your beliefs is just so much harder outside of your own head? Sorry if that was all a train wreck.

[@zobius9191]

The Ted Cruz zodiac reference was so well done 😂

[@megofiachra3247]

I didn’t get that. What am I missing?

[@nikkowood7465]

I didn't either

[@Stevie8654]

@@megofiachra3247 he said he had letters to write and dropped a piece of paper with the Zodiac killer’s cipher on it

[@MH-lg1iu]

@@megofiachra3247 He's often compared to the Zodiac Killer.

[@Asking_For_A_Friend_1484]

@Nikko Wood During his campaign there were a lot a jokes made about him looking like both the grandpa from The Munsters and the Zodiac Killer. 😂😂😂

[@phprofYT]

"You can't be antiracist taking a book from a black man." That line cracked me up. I was in serious LOL mode.

[@elijahmalachi45-63]

Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .same

[@dankelly5150]

Haa haa ya that was classic!! 😂😂😂

[@osisikenny]

As a Texan, this is the best thing i have seen on the internet!!!

[@Craig-j2e]

Well, yeah cause it's better than Brandon Harrera. Never learnt to spell his name. Don't really bloody give one.

[@Marty4650]

This series is brilliant. Your writers are really talented, and you actors are outstanding.

[@siaka_massaquoi]

Thank you

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

"isn't beto a moron?" "Not According to the website" Then they show up and ted cruz is there 😂😂 too funny. The setting scene where it just shows the outside of HEB

[@jayt9608]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss The actor that they had play Ted Cruz was just great!!

[@FCM3PO]

When she refered to 2nd Corinthians as "Two Corinthians " got me so bad 🤣🤣🤣

[@gigi6374]

I love the fact that you brought up o'rourke's drinking and crashing, and then fleeing the scene. You guys really do your homework. Now if only the mainstream media put in as much effort at reporting the news as you do in making satire.

[@ernsttrekiew198]

@@manofthetombs Could this be called Democrat DNA?

[@manofthetombs]

@@ernsttrekiew198 Excellent point! I believe you are right.

[@9ball989]

You should have also brought up his burglary charge.

[@markusfreund6961]

Rest assured, the "mainstream" propaganda outlets are putting in all the effort they can to push their overlords' agenda.

[@9ball989]

@@manofthetombs I guess you only believe the lying left.

[@wolf2966]

I love that Cruz has a sense of humor about the rumor of him being the zodiac killer🤣🤣🤣

[@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed]

Implying Ted Cruz is the Zodiac and then getting Ted to do it is even more hilarious.

[@joelsink8440]

That part was awesome, good for him to do something like that in good humor

[@mremu4358]

I dunno man seems like the ultimate cover to get rid of his sussy baka all over him lol

[@oldyellerschannel4676]

I wondered what that was...thanks for clearing that up!

[@williamnelson4736]

that was the best, still lmbo

[@jennifersoules3876]

I’m not a conservative, but that was the best part. I’m a Texan (independent who sometimes votes republican). I love this whole series

[@ARPine-bt9uo]

Well, she stopped wearing her mask outside, so that's a step in the right direction! 🇺🇸 😁

[@LautaroTessi]

Yeah, well said, the RIGHT direction. Man, even the word says which is the correct political wing… 😂

[@sssm1051]

She chose to wear make-up than wear a mask.

[@vicenzostella1390]

Baby steps, baby steps...

[@fionnghualakelly5942]

But she could still wear it in the car alone....don’t get too excited

[@jobu88]

This line of videos should be turned into a new version of "Portlandia" with full-length episodes and a bunch of regular characters. Comedy gold.

[@KellyJK07]

the original video song for Portlandia...was awesome... you hear Bee?

[@flameofthewest6196]

That would be awsome! Loved Portlandia, till the crazies up there forced the show out. The Bee could steeam this, it would be great.

[@abigailschullertsart6901]

Yes make a 'conservative' Portlandia would be amazing

[@siaka_massaquoi]

Yes!

[@coolcomiccreations7500]

Technically conservative portlandia is King of the Hill.

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

This channel is the best thing I've ever found on KZbin

[@brythegamerguy]

Man this has to be a tv show this is way better than any comedy show

[@koigirl3220]

I would watch FOR SURE

[@tubelarr]

We should nationalize NBC and give it to The Bee.

[@gregoryeverson741]

TV ruins the comedy, ever hear of the Jeff Foxworthy show?

[@greyman1k]

I was born into a Texas family, and you are spot-on with these episodes. My relatives are just like these Texans. What a hoot! Well done.

[@jesusisking7749]

Gotta love that Texas attitude

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

@@jesusisking7749 you fucking right

[@igiby1017]

This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while. I want a full charavter arc that ends with other Californians moving in, and these guys, full Texans now, repeat the first episodes.

[@davidhfranz]

You're not carrying it out to its logical conclusion. The logical conclusion is that they are now on the OTHER side of the door welcoming a new California couple and decide to help them "skip steps".

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

@@davidhfranz while cringing hard at the exact reacting that they themselves had XD

[@davidhfranz]

@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 I can see the husband going, "Let me stop you right there. Come inside, let's talk"

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

@@davidhfranz he will become a true man in a few episodes, so planning and perfecting plans for helping newly arrived couples would only take a few tries I think, as long he do not forget his own journey. The wife I am not sure of yet.

[@gcarver9112]

@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 I just hope these rightard Failing actors stay in Texas

[@bluefalcon5433]

The FIRST Baptist Church! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shkhamd]

She is actually phenomenal in portraying these characters 😅

[@BLD426]

Just got back to San Diego from El Paso (CA plates on my pickup). Had a guy at a gas station ask me to promise I was just passing through. I promised to only stay for two days. He said that was fine. We both got a good laugh out of it.

[@gustsnts]

I am a Brazilian that moved from CA to TX this year and this is just so brilliant. Congrats for the amazing work. Can’t wait for the next episode.

[@pcost]

HOWDY, PAL!

[@tsz5868]

Rapaz esse povo precisa aprender a fazer casa de "broco" e comer arroz com feijão e carne e parar de se meter em guerras. Boa sorte aí, though

[@Threedog1963]

@@tsz5868 Our diet is fine. If you don’t think what we do is for you, please deviate around us in your travels. Peace to you.

[@s.marcus3669]

Gustavo, welcome to freedom! I moved from California to Arizona ten years ago and am sad to see Arizona go from red to purple in that time. A sad anecdote that you can relate to: Following the election debacle in 2020 my Mexican cousin messaged me on facebook this sad statement: "I thought all the corruption was south of the border". Sad, but true.

[@mikeyjo420yo]

Welcome! Hope you’re voting for abbot!

[@rayray2076]

A few yrs ago we went to a Trump rally in El Paso, it was awesome. There were about 85% mexicans for Trump. They were wearing T-shirts saying Beto is a Pendejo.

[@allie1953]

I love it!!! It rhymes nicely.

[@taofledermaus]

I thought at this point they would have sewn masks right onto their faces.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Haven't seen you around in awhile.

[@IceBergGeo]

@@Ta2dwitetrash must not be subscribed... New videos all the time!

[@IceBergGeo]

Why am I not surprised to see you here, Jeff?

[@Jake-Drake]

That’s funny!

[@killrade4434]

I can see it now. Next episode they hear gun shots. They think it could be some old friend for LA but they manage to show up on your shooting range. "Today's episode lipstick rounds".

[@seazonz2192]

Best. Cameo. EVER!!!!! Holy crap, I think the people across the hall heard me bust out laughing!!! This series is seriously funny!

[@commehter]

Yeah, it got me good, too.

[@mooseears9849]

Everyone in this show does “polite uncomfortable” so well 😅

[@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim]

Yes, very American version of polite uncomfortable. Keeps me laughing the whole video!

[@carlospacheco7361]

It kills me when she runs from the issues

[@JackFrost-xy7yl]

As a Texan, I approve this video.

[@terrybaird3122]

I am a Kentuckian, but I approve as well.

[@elijahmalachi45-63]

Malachi 2 proves Malachi 3:8-12 is talking to the thieving church leaders. Its the answer to end Covid. When they all return the money they were never supposed to take God will end Covid. Mathew 19:12🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way ate transgendet. Eunuchs made that way by others were abused. Those that choose to live like Eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex but opposite in gender. Anyone selling the gospel in any way, teaching that same sex marriage is a sin when it is not, anyo e teaching the LIE of monetary tithing, judges, police, politicians, rich people and all other evil people are in the Great Trib and BLACKED OUT from the Holy Spirit until they repent or wait too late and die with the wicked. . . . . .James 5:2 the money of the rich is only being used as evidence to burn them. . . .approve me

[@SMOKEY428]

Don’t let those liberals ruin you’re state , they’re like a virus

[@nateboy123]

As an Ohioan, I approve as well.

[@larahuffmaster5857]

Indeed!

[@therockbiter8140]

The story of Tiffany and Steve is my new MCU.

[@Kissfan96dr]

best comment!

[@MauriceM_R]

Her name is Timpany

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Timpani ***

[@akanksh773]

@@ChandlerJuliet you're good at playing cringe and woke sjw characters, keep up the good work ma'am.

[@akanksh773]

Sorry , you're just too good.

[@dustinclays4027]

That Cruz cameo had me rolling! The zodiac killer reference😂

[@lindsayhickman9604]

The Zodiac Killer thing made me bust out laughing!!

[@johnthompson9625]

"I hate for people to lose embarrassed!

[@MIKEMIKE806]

All they need to do now is push “wheels” Abbott down a flight of stairs !! 😂

[@tony1954]

Let me just take a moment to say how good the actors are in these episodes.

[@patrickreynolds5463]

That Cruz lookalike especially was spot on!

[@silvergtotwinturbo9984]

@@patrickreynolds5463 😂😂😂

[@davidscbirdsall]

@@patrickreynolds5463 yes, I Beto Texans would prefer to hear that Hispanic actor speak than a Liberal Democrat.