Caller Tells Theo He’s Being Sexually Harassed at Work

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[@fionnan2811]

This was a sad but hilarious way to react 🤣 smirk 😏 🤣

[@leehess6335]

That’s crack I never thought of that until you just said that every James or Jimmy there is something special about them 😱🤪🙀😳🤯🤯🤯

[@Adam_David]

I knew a 6’5 Big Urban Fella named James I was Locked up with n No Idea why he was . The MF'r had SPLIT PERSONALITY. He was cool one minute than he'd shift n you just say something random n he'd be like who the Fuck are You ? Bro if he was an Athlete. He could have been a Hitter Bro ! Yeah tho , Theo Much Love for Ya BroBro

[@ripper9362]

This looks like a sick party by your self outfit

[@StaceyJayne-pe7ww]

I'm at work, with my earbuds in...literally laughing so hard , tears are coming out of my eyes. Ppl are looking at me crazy and I don't even care

[@FWH44]

Who the hell thinks, “I’m getting sexually assaulted at work, who would be a good person to get advice from? Yep, I’ll send in a question to Theo Von. That should do the trick.”😂

[@LuxuryBeatsMusic]

0:56 a lot of people named James are tism’d out 😂😂😂😂

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

Yeah

[@grandfathers]

The guy definitely made this up but it's such a great question for Theo that I'm glad he did

[@blurryrecords]

@@grandfathers that’s exactly what I was thinking, and I’m not mad about it. Dosent Bobby have a little joke about being harassed by an autistic person too?

[@bagginbrooks6573]

That adds up baby!

[@christiancabrera3197]

I feel like Theo has never been so prepared in his life to answer a question than this one

[@MThunter86]

He probably listened beforehand. You can see him pausing and playing the audio. Hilarious though

[@h0ll9w]

On god

[@ProfitMoneyBeats]

Hard disagree. Theo Vonn is on the frontlines of Autism.

[@MOBryan5]

🤣 I just spit my water out.

[@animATEer]

His name as a child was James 😮

[@bostonsadventures8832]

“Consider narcan, but try prayer first” is the best line 😂😂

[@Brandenuzis]

Might reverse autistic charged sexual harassment😂😂

[@jekdumablackowl5344]

"That adds up baby yeauh"

[@Rebelx251]

😂😂😂😂

[@Vaecord91]

"Let's listen a little more" 🤣

[@Harveygregorxotwod]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dontae3944]

I was so dead when I heard that

[@lilsouffle3749]

Why did I connect the dots and agree😂

[@lazyblazer]

"The eyes are just the nuts of the face" -Theo Von 2023

[@westonholmes9503]

philosophical

[@lazyblazer]

@@westonholmes9503 Possibly the greatest of our generation

[@kgotravels]

Deep.

[@lazyblazer]

@@kgotravels maybe too deep

[@qpatriot_17]

Based

[@Jerkasaur]

Anytime Theo begins a sentence with “you know they say…” people in fact do not say that. 😂

[@snakewad123]

And every time Theo says , " I had a friend once ... " You know it's all bs but you just go along for the ride cus it's so funny 😂

[@Jerkasaur]

@@snakewad123 nah he definitely had those friends

[@NoYoutubeName1]

@@Jerkasaur James doesn’t understand …because he’s a James

[@darianzielinsky96]

​@@Jerkasauryeah the one that made him bury his poop 😂

[@outdoorvideos]

“They say if the devil’s got your nuts he’s got your eyes, cuz the eyes are just the nuts of the face” 2:02

[@sm3dium]

“He’s probably in heat” has me dying😂

[@sheryllynrivera6391]

Omg yes 🤣🤣🤣

[@TommysPickle]

"Thats a school baby" Its been 3 seconds and I'm already laughing my ass off

[@charliedillon1400]

Onward

[@chriscash119]

This is fake it’s pre recorded 😂

[@hakaase]

@@chriscash119 it’s a recording that he’s playing and pausing… how is that fake?

[@natecoke]

@@chriscash119 yea..? they’re voicemails that’s how they work bro😭

[@Wolffski]

​@@chriscash119 congratulations, you played yourself

[@mainlyoctober]

“Go punch somebody in the nuts and look in their eyes.” “The front lines of special-ed.” how he keeps a straight face is beyond me man lol

[@Love.hammer999]

The front lines had me dying 🤣

[@TheUsmc7211]

Sometimes I think to myself that there’s no way this is off the cuff. How does he have these things just there ready to go? Lmao! I was already laughing before that part and had to pause it when he said it because I just couldn’t.

[@Cymricus]

it is his art. it’s a spectacle to behold lol

[@BigLouDaBiggest]

Bro I tried to be serious I died 🤣

[@AuntieRex]

The eyes are the nuts of the face 😂

[@cheershiii965]

Theo is honestly the funniest person I've ever seen. And in all seriousness, it's not fair to think people with autism are innocent angels who can do no wrong because they 'don't know any better'. They're people. And sometimes they do things while knowing it's wrong. Sometimes you need to be strict and give them a punishment they don't enjoy and explain exactly why some things are not allowed or accepted. You gotta be direct about it, and just saying 'stop it' but not doing anything else about it isn't gonna make the problem go away!!

[@dtcy1229]

Spot on.

[@jonathanwass4364]

Best thing I have read today, spot on brother

[@austinkotz9233]

exactly , 100% 💪🏽🙏🏽 can’t be splurging that lil splash hammer in front of everyone

[@klaire1058]

Yep. They constantly hear “stop” . TEACH . And fr see everyone on tiktok needs to see this it’s NOT cute or quirky to have autism. Just because you have preferences on things does not make you autistic. It’s much more than that. And it can be a lot to handle.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

If we are being serious here then I want to say: it's a fine line. I completely agree with you but I want to add that it's a case-by-case situation. We really shouldn't make light of situations like this, and yet in some cases it is innocent ignorance (but still needs to be corrected). It's not a black and white "yes or no" deal. You got to learn the facts and look at the situation at hand. The home life is one of the biggest factors here. I just feel for anyone who has to go through this in any position.

[@danielberry777]

“He’s tuggin on that damn spunk whisker” 😂😂😂😂

[@dazem8]

It's springtime that fellas in heat 😂😂

[@Soyuz2578]

"a lot of people named James... They're tismed out" the way he says it as though it's some sort of well known fact makes it all the more hilarious 😂😂😂 EDIT: thanks for all the likes!!! honestly did not expect to get this many of a random comment such as this!!!!

[@jburche2]

He is telling the truth

[@oliverjohn2633]

Bruhhhhh i laughed so hard tismed has got to be one of the best terms ive ever heard.

[@justanegsfan]

sadly thats my name too so i can confirm he is correct

[@abnerrivera6398]

"You can draw a damn graph of that"...

[@theguy8705]

I know a James.

[@braydenfaulkner4600]

“Hit him with that narcan” 😂😂 had me dying

[@whosZixi]

That'll shut anybody down

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

I would say a prayer but narcan first

[@steelpitbull1]

"the feeling you have in your nuts is always the feeling you have in your eyes" Wise words to live by

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

Asking Theo for advice must be your absolute last hope 😂

[@Beyrouth_]

The caller is 100% a God damn troll 😂

[@staygeared]

clearly inspired by bobby lee's summer camp story

[@Erick-di9gm]

That's what radio DJs do on their show. Get their friends to call in with some bs story for entertainment.

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

I mean, I don't see how bringing a man's genetics, heritage, lineage, pedigree and fashion sense into this is necessary and helpful or beneficial at all, but 'ey, maybe that shiz iz iz just meepmeep. LmMFaO!

[@Powers420]

Theo trying not to laugh at the situation is what makes this story so funny

[@samfoster8733]

He always gives the best worst advice

[@ruraljuror1734]

💯

[@mwaexll6408]

He had a way with words that no other being could ever strive to have

[@XxFuZexToxicxX]

Theo just throwing out random sentences and not giving him any real advice😂😂😂

[@Yeehaw019]

"If I had fully documented autism I'd spray on half the town prolly " 😆

[@mixemup.]

“Let’s hear more”

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

😂😂

[@vishnu2407]

The fact he said "half the THINGS" as well 😂

[@marcverresen]

Theo is the funniest man on earth. I am so blessed to be breathing the same air and living in the same time period.

[@patriotwelder6521]

Yes!!!😂😂😂

[@americanpig-dog7051]

I watch anything with Theo that pops up on my feed. It's always going to be funny.

[@bradentaylor4256]

I love Theo but your glazing a bit too much

[@drizzzic]

@@bradentaylor4256 bro might have the ‘tism for Theo

[@patriotwelder6521]

@@bradentaylor4256 glazing?

[@Scotty4Prezz]

Him adding the “Thank you for the call I’m sorry you’re having to deal with some of this” after the Narcan piece had me literally, laughing out loud 😂

[@deangelo479]

i love how theo is understanding, semi-invalidating and making it comedic some how 😭

[@JennP.Can6316]

“tismed out” 🤦‍♀️ Lawd Theo. 😆

[@majestic9104]

I’ve never laughed so damn hard in my life “ hit him with that narcan brother”

[@ginamariamanchego667]

This is literally the best advice I’ve ever heard. ❤

[@LightWork4444]

DNA leap year......🤣🤣🤣🤣 If only we could get a cartoon of what Theo thinks about for a day....

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

Get him a bust poster in the corner

[@jerm2011]

"burp that little nut wand" Genius.

[@yourmumsahoe1]

one of the hardest laughs ive had in awhile. what a great video

[@RVelez20]

Bro your too funny you make every topic funny but with a slight respect to what you speak on salute 🫡

[@danny.55]

Theo almost lost it when he said "he'll do helicopter" 😂

[@Phillyfresh209]

"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby" 🤣

[@williamharris9301]

James is a menace 😂

[@NoClearly]

Only Theo can take this seriously and make these hilarious comments at the same time.

[@patriotwelder6521]

😂😂😂😮

[@patriotwelder6521]

He’s probably in heat!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyleroconnor1534]

hes gone thru this experience, no better person than theo to consult with

[@joeluis6397]

Theo you the man. Love how you word things. Keep it going. 💯

[@Tim31NJ]

"The eyes are the nuts of the face" will be one of those timeless quotes that our childrens childrens children will look back and truly reflect.

[@frankortiz7969]

I started dying when he said “he’ll be helicoptering it” and then Theo just hides his face trying not to laugh 3:02 😭

[@annamarieromano3882]

Yes what do you say to that! Lol I mean he might try calling an actual therapist for effsake! What's the caller expect Theo to say.......gee sounds rough

[@muzzyhole]

😂😂I’m so glad someone else picked up on this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@billadolla6582]

😂😂😂😂😂 he said I’m afraid

[@husg13]

same lol

[@klaire1058]

Honestly the kid shouldn’t be helping in there if he is afraid

[@jinjotoms296]

As depressing and messed up, as the world is at the moment, it's experiences like this clip that make life joyful. You're doing Gods work Theo, thank you.

[@leadbelly1495]

The whole pod was corker

[@frits8986]

Not all is bad in the world my friend, still a lot more good than evil

[@beansosa4625]

Being punched in the nuts and then receiving direct eye contact sounds horrifying

[@TimSmith-db1iu]

I used to work in special ed as an aide and we had a student with severe autism. He would walk around with an erection all the time in basketball shorts. He was sexually aggressive with everyone. This was a 19 year old male. We explained this to his parents during a parent/teacher conference and they came up with a reasonable solution. Everyday, he would get alone time at home with "Lola". Lola was a pillow that he could take in his room and have his way with it. Problem solved.

[@yurgey777]

Poor lola has seen way too many things👀😳

[@jpk9902]

sounds like a possible Chris Chan situation

[@johnnie543]

That's some dark arts shit fasho

[@groovypacosta1212]

​@@jpk9902 this is light stuff compared to chris chan lol

[@jburche2]

Lola was a pillow with a fleshlight pouch

[@trey1187]

I remember feeling like this guy my first few years in. I’m ten years in now and I see it. Empathy. Empathy is what separates the teachers from the others. If you can’t find empathy. Then perhaps it truly is best to move on to another profession. It doesn’t get easier. It gets harder. But you get stronger if you look past a lot of surface level stuff.

[@whateveryasaypal5022]

Not only empathy but research as well, you have to fully understand autism and how it may be affecting each individual to be able to work with kids with autism. I'm autistic and I believe that ALL teachers should have a dedicated unit in college/university dedicated to teaching them how to deal with kids on the spectrum. There are more high-functioning kids in regular schools than you think, especially undiagnosed. Edit: even lower-functioning actually, i was in my school's special Ed program and there were a couple kids who were very, very autistic

[@ghostrecon3834]

uhhh.. repeatedly SAing someone isn’t “surface level.” you’d be singing a completely different tune if the teacher was a woman. “MAN UP bro! it’s just a little kid trying to make you touch his dong!” lol

[@aaronsmith4806]

Yeah, I was diagnosed high functioning around 13. It was the first year they had a class for it and everyone was very different from each other. One guy did karate moves in the corner and was very high energy, while another guys pants were always falling down and he needed mountian dew and Pokémon or he’d throw tantrums. I feel like if I had less self awareness I’d be better off but I’m constantly analyzing how social interactions are going, especially at work. I work with drug addicts and lead a lot of groups and do fine with clients but get very uncomfortable with co-workers.

[@aaronsmith4806]

I totally agree that people would be shocked at how many people are likely autistic, diagnosed or not, all around them. Many people are high functioning and I used to get very upset that low functioning was still the same name because I didn’t want people thinking that’s what I was like. After high school, I learned to not be defined by a diagnosis but grow through having an awareness

[@SteveMe21685]

Shout out to this kid calling Theo for help 😂 came to the right place

[@throwingsparks]

Desperate times call for desperate measures😂

[@JustinBaldwin310]

😂😂”he’s in heat man”

[@bubs1195]

“That’s that DNA leap year if u got autism” ☠️

[@Danr07]

“We thought it was a booger collection but it was other people’s pictures that he took from under a stairwell” 😂

[@ProgressivePatriot]

I didn't know how much I needed a clip like this in my life till today.

[@Bryanstephenkerr]

I was thinking of naming my son James but now I’ve got rethink everything

[@briandelgado5965]

Name him Nick

[@travisprugh6347]

dont predispose him to the tisms

[@sheridan7475]

😂 I love the name don’t worry about Theo man lmao

[@TheSkullConfernece]

Such a boring name.

[@anxofmyown]

Name him Theo

[@Kairile]

I think he’s trying not to lose it at 3:05 lol my god Theo kills me… “that adds up baby yuh” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnsrandomness]

I can’t with long pauses 😂😂

[@freddy7349]

If the devils got your nuts he's got your eyes 🤣 wtf 😅

[@KoZw0]

Why does it make sense tho hahahha

[@opppopp2322]

lmaoooo..theo gonna go down as one of the greats...a refined mitch hedburg from the south tho

[@ethanbrinkman3401]

This had me crying. Funniest part

[@euanharrison7125]

Matthew 6 22-23 The eye is the lamp of the body

[@heathertouponce6048]

Theo's new age prophet.

[@spinningmonkey2358]

Reminds me of Theo being the dad and the teachers called him in to discuss he’s son 😂

[@Christina-CAM]

'Tizummed Out'- Classic 🤣

[@henrymagana342]

I was in special Ed baby! 😆 Theo is funny without trying

[@sandhanitizer15]

You know what they say. If the devil has your nuts, he's got your eyes.

[@carolinagirl7596]

This is possibly the best Dear Theo I’ve ever heard. 😂😂😂

[@rollthepoint4971]

"If I had fully documented autism, I'd spray on half the things in town prolly" Good night everybody! ✌️😂

[@rocklynn]

Watching this while eating breakfast was not a good idea. Laughing soooo hard🤣😂

[@dredayyyyyyyyyyy]

I work with kids with autism for about 6 years now and honestly Theo check on that man cus it’s a job only a few could handle and it costs us or sanity and wellness sometimes but it’s with a big heart you know

[@TheKendeHD]

“stop it James isn’t gonna help… you’re not a damn crossing guard brother”😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBaileyBunch0]

"He s in heat brother, it's spring time" 😂😂😂😭

[@Astral_serpent]

I lost it when he said he may be in heat. I could not keep it together.

[@treigilcrist4557]

“Tismed out” has me crying

[@drizzydon5817]

Bro Theo you literally make me cry laughing just being yourself 😂😂

[@zenyachty8999]

I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I first heard this. I could not stop laughing😂😂😂

[@doob5427]

I was listening to this silently up until “ your not a damn crossing guard brother “ then I lost it 🤣

[@byesinge]

this might be the best Theo clip ever

[@blickytv]

Bro the vocabulary is hilarious 😂 can't wait to see you live April 7th‼️

[@LOLCJC]

1:05 A lot of people named James are Tism’d out😂😭

[@JaiOfficial2795]

As someone working at psych wards this was decently relateable 🤣

[@thomaswilliams8923]

It’s always spring to Theo lmfao doesn’t matter what time of year it is hahaha.

[@ZxZNebula]

“Same pain baby!” 😂😂😂bro I love this guy so much, I’m pre sure he thought of that on the spot and it checks out

[@fionnan2811]

Theo is hilarious 😂

[@Jerkasaur]

He should be a comedian

[@fionnan2811]

@@Jerkasaur for sure🤣🤣

[@emquinlin1931]

The caller made it way more uncomfortable than it needed to be. Stop it James.

[@tylerstickle2957]

"that's that DNA leap year homie" 😭😭😭 Bro everything he says is golden I can't even quote them all

[@jron5113]

James out there helicoptering it. 😆

[@AlexTheFollowerofJesusChrist]

Bro I wish I was friends with this dude, he is seriously one of the funniest people on this planet.

[@steveinsbrook2479]

How does Theo get into these brain spaces? His unique outlook is special.

[@infinitecycle3479]

2:06 Theo fightin that smile with every muscle cell in his face🤣

[@ahmiadavis7888]

I love the that the caller was in complete silence at that point😂

[@cBreeze]

The call is prerecorded, if you look he's pausing and playing every time he wants to speak or wants the guy to continue. His hand is just hidden by the laptop angle.

[@Dminic1998]

As an ex opiate addict I died when you said “ he’s yanking it just hit him with that damn narcan baby” 😂 you’re a fool

[@BradN84]

“Splash hammer” and the Narcan line 😭😂

[@kevinlundy5321]

Always comes down to spring time😂😂😂

[@mrstifler8987]

I like how the dude is being serious and Theo is just taking a piss out of it 😂

[@glennquagmire9737]

he not even trying to be funny either lmao, he is genuinely tryna help😂

[@JonDoe-wo3ec]

That idea about the mannequin in some daisy dukes sounds like a good idea lol

[@DreyMedia6]

"The eyes are the nuts of the face" - Well okay then .

[@Faithfulfarmer]

By far the craziest responses I’ve heard to anything

[@jf1341]

Theo attracts the best weird audience 😂

[@finnstorie2498]

It’s good to hear Walt jr. Has found his way into social work!

[@angeleancale26]

You got you some Baileys Andouillle roux mix on that shelf! 👀👀👀 Now I want some gumbo! 😂 Much love from Laplace Theo!

[@andyinthirasavongsa6950]

When you have to ask theo for advice, you're in trouble. 🤣🤣

[@KingBr33ch]

Spunk whisker and nut wand are now my two favorite phrases Edit: don’t forget splash hammer

[@xwanyatx]

Theo makes one hell of an agony aunt 😂

[@taylorkirkpatrick9031]

Tuggin on that spunk whisker 😂😂😂 I'm done.

[@soccermommyNPC]

As a teacher I was never sexually assaulted more than when I was a young, blonde aide working with special Ed rooms. If kinda just comes with the territory. You have to be tough as hell to have a student chase you around the room with their erect schlong out, and return the next day like nothing happened. Of course they are mostly just acting on impulse, so in that situation your job is to just de-escalate and protect those around you. The scary stuff is if they’re twice your size already at 16 years old, and start to grab your wrist and swing you around as if you’re a toy or something. All this making $10.20/hour, lol.

[@kiloDelta-wo6gm]

I need help.. this got me going 😂😂

[@soccermommyNPC]

@@kiloDelta-wo6gm I forgot I even made this comment, but it’s true lol. That wasn’t a job for the faint of heart

[@MissChrys]

Bruh. You can make that at KFC, and the chicken won’t even try to penetrate you 😅

[@joycetiler1947]

Theo Von just cracks me up with his absurd craziness. Damn Genius. Go punch somebody in the nuts and then look in their eyes😂 It’s Spring Baby !

[@bigtizzy181]

That's that DNA leap year homie 😂 this doooood is priceless

[@sugerfreecandy4874]

Thank for being on the front lines!!

[@jillrego5540]

"Hit him w some narcan that'll shut anyone down let the lord sort him out" I fukn can't I'm dying here omg wtf!

[@cocainecarl4200]

"I know they can't help it but..." Yes they can. Hold everyone accountable under the same rules and expectations. There's no blood test for autism, it's just a doctor looking at how weird a kid acts over a period of time and agreeing to call it autism.

[@zuesxir5394]

You clearly don’t know anyone with autism they don’t process shit the same as neurotypical

[@cocainecarl4200]

@@zuesxir5394 I know plenty of weird people who could go to the doctor and convince a doctor to label them "autistic." No one can prove they are autistic. It's just a word for weird behavior.

[@IBELIEVEINDEADGIRLSUPREMACYx]

👏👏👏

[@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307]

Wow. You people are retards. You literally look at a brain scan in shows autistic people have different brain structure.

[@cocainecarl4200]

@@alwaysfutureneverpastmakep7307 Brain scans are not being used currently to diagnose autism. You can't just make things up. Most autism diagnoses are done exactly like I said.

[@MarcellaMuna]

This man cures my mental health every fucking day! I love him😭