Bitlife but I pick "Surprise me" for every option

[@TheRealTonyStark]

The fact that Kevin’s BitLife characters still choose murder, even when they’re in control shows just how powerful Kevin truly is.

[@duckydudes3514]

Inadvertently recruiting more members for the cul- community.

[@pelusouwu]

Kevin? Choose murder Subs? Chosse murder RNG? Choose murder The power of Kevin is astusing

[@lookatjayzjewelz]

@@pelusouwu Kevin's aura is intimidating, even if he means no harm

[@Rebrue]

Are we sure he means no harm?

[@big_bad_raj]

Kevin's creativity with the names in this game is always the cherry on top of the video

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

They are simply cheef's kiss

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@polyculeman]

@@hagrid3348 HAGRID

[@Thelivery]

Hagrid?

[@ava_marie_v]

I'm starting to think Kevin's presence alone causes murder to happen. He's just that powerful.

[@ava_marie_v]

@@R3tro.. Oh yes, I did hear that Kevin is pomegranate.

[@agcocal4383]

@@ava_marie_v oh damn hes pregerant

[@xionkuriyama5697]

Object Class: Keter

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@sapphireblue4031]

I think it's Jim's presence...

[@batcow3152]

"Your friend, Daniel, has made you his enemy." And thus, the rivalry between Kevin and RTGame was born

[@Agagnier]

Lol

[@somethingofascientist5764]

I'm surprised Kevin didn't notice that.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

The origin story of Dan the Villain

[@MagicalPrinceJames]

I know this comment is literally 3 years old but I love your pfp and I had to say it

[@magicmanticore3536]

“You need more time to focus on your depression.” “But I’m not depressed.” “You will be now that we’re firing you.”

[@aadarshroy3216]

Companies when they're firing you to cut costs be like

[@Mr-Green0]

I smell a lawsuit.

[@CatMuto]

Totally a true thing.

[@Catnippy]

imagine you ask someone to go to a puppet show with you and they just turn around and headbutt you to death

[@beaversigma]

Your comment made me laugh so randomly i almost choked on my food🤣🤣

[@circleyikes]

Your comment made me laugh so hard I actually choked on my food and died. I possessed the owner of this account to tell you this information and that I'm coming after you to get revenge for killing me. Count your days, buddy.

[@GenderFluidDragonKing]

the reason they won't arrest Will is because clearly he's one punch man or something cuz he kills everyone with one hit

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@YeaMan I told people you hack your subscribers

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@Willy on Wheels coward

[@Ilivepuppys]

Real reason, 6 year olds can't be committed for murder because in the eyes of the law they didn't know what they where doing. Pretty sure you have to be at least 9 to be sent to jail.

[@AV_Action]

@@Ilivepuppys he still killed 2 others as an adult in his second life, and only got an hr investigation

[@poisonbiscuits]

I'm glad that the Brendan Fraser cutout made it to Spain

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid .

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@asiberiantiger188]

@YeaMan you got heat like an iceberg

[@crustbucket2725]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid.

[@requiem4ameme2]

“Oh no, I’m being bullied. I’m gonna roundhouse kick him in the groin…he died from his injuries.” Ah, I see this is the long-awaited Ender’s Game DLC crossover event.

[@horneytoaster4773]

Woah. Holy shit an Enders game comment. Haven’t heard of that in forever.

[@KingNedya]

@@horneytoaster4773 Last time I heard of it was around last July, because we had to read it for summer school, and we had to write and essay on it.

[@horneytoaster4773]

@@KingNedya that’s good. When I was in school that book wasn’t required reading of any kind. It’s a good book.

[@KingNedya]

@@horneytoaster4773 Well had I not been in summer school, I wouldn't have to had read it. I would've eventually read it anyway, though, as I already owned a copy of the book (I just never read it). I've also already seen the movie, though I saw it long enough ago that I didn't remember many of the twists until like 10 pages before they would happen (so I still experienced the same amount of surprise as everyone else, I just experienced it before they did). Also I liked the essay I wrote, I think I'd say it was my second-best essay, though I haven't written too many essays to compare it to.

[@stevenclark1662]

I'm so glad I read it in school. Found it in the library one day and remembered my uncle telling me it was a good read (he first recommended Stranger in a Strange Land, which I loved). I'm glad you didn't remember the twist from the movie!

[@sianblack3042]

Wow Will is so random and quirky ahaha he’s not like other boys 🤪

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

@@hagrid3348 Obama

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Lmao

[@presidentcademitchell2062]

He's such a Capricorn 🤪

[@rexjolles]

If Kevin didn't specify this was random I would have just thought this was him playing normally

[@MiyaMam948]

Him turning down the Lexus is the hardest thing to believe in this episode

[@yoongiverse.]

Except for turning down the car

[@alunabeau312]

I’m pretty sure Kevin’s chaotic energy attaches itself to anything he interacts with

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@whitemageserenia]

...I read that as "...attacks itself" for some reason... xD Though knowing Kevin... is that really so far off? XD

[@CapnCrimson]

Honestly killing a child at 6, getting rejected from uni and dying from a crack cocaine overdose at 24 sounds like the most lad thing ever.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

"We're letting you go, you need to focus on your depression" "But I don't have depression" "Well not yet you don't..."

[@julietm.5425]

Poor Rupert, he lost like three dads...

[@ShortHax]

Well, life is full of surprises. But karma does exist in this game

[@1umbreon4life]

_For you see, the surprise me button has no finger prints!_ (I hope you watch RT or this reference is wasted)

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@your rage Muslim hater

[@botkilleruze4709]

Why are you on so many videos

[@Liltinasmile]

Are you the next Justin Y

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@oleanderkazzy_]

I can imagine his new boyfriend at the questioning, he's probably like, "Murder? Me? No way, officer. It was- uh- ebola!" Then the cops are like, "Eh, fair enough."

[@Dther99]

“You’re suffering from malnutrition” “Drink a smoothie” ...yknow I think that might be one of the few times that’s the right answer

[@kaiserwilhelmii5393]

Kevin always ends up in a casino addiction and he loses all of his money there.

[@FrenchFries2]

You can always surprise me with a new daily upload from you kevin.

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart. How are you?

[@awesomemuscleman1153]

@YeaMan you have no videos

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@jdenns]

this reminds me of grognak’s friend roland who rolls for every decision just like will nofree!! “the die don’t lie”

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@scarefrow1]

Will i attack him? Yes i will attack him.

[@sleepykoinu]

Roland haha. I was thinking the same.

[@madameghostie]

🎲🎲🎲

[@Ace-hv3ew]

Kevin: Literally murders someone Game: You've been removed as Pornography historian because you gave the crew food with poisoning

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@MpanzuSolos]

@@hagrid3348 DADDY 😩

[@magnusgjevre5865]

"Turns out children do not like you when you murder other children" -CallMeKevin 2021

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Bit Life but I only pick "surprise me" for every option" Now the game finally gets to screw him up for all the bad choices he did in previous lives

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@YeaMan you don't see to live

[@APNifty]

I don't know why I look at replies of popular people expecting real people I. Them

[@swagittarius5748]

Kevin: "Hey there friends, how's it going?" Me: Thanks for the serotonin, my friend

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@RicketMode]

I stumbled across callmekevin when I was at my lowest, and now I’m at my highest and I watch him nightly, but I thank him for my upcome, so thank you Kevin, keep doing what your doing, you don’t even realise it, but if you’ve helped me, you’re helping a lot of people, and I have so much respect for you

[@the-wisest-emu]

"See, this is what relying on dice does to you." As a D&D player, I can relate to that.

[@vietbluecoeur]

“What happens to a six-year-old who commits murder?” Uh, so, Kevin, there’s this guy named Michael Myers-

[@ryokiritani4187]

"death has come to your town, sheriff"

[@stevenclark1662]

I like Austin Powers,too, but I don't remember any 6 year Olds committing murder.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

“BitLife but I pick “Surprise me” for every option” Not gonna lie, it’s probably not gonna be a surprise if it’s Kevin.

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

This will surprise you kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@awesomemuscleman1153]

You have escaped Hagrid

[@feralperil]

The only surprise is the murder. And it's not much of a surprise honestly

[@ladyalicent705]

“I’ll go again just to get the money back* “I’m on a roll now I can’t stop, I’ll just take one victory and leave” “I hate casinos” This is starting to sound scarily like a real gambling addiction

[@jackspencer7535]

'The one thing I have input on, I just killed a child' This is a perfect summary of kevin

[@yankeefan2498]

11:13 How I imagine the conversation Boss: “Hey… we’re gonna have to let you go.” Will: “Why?” Boss: “So you can focus on your depression.” Will: “But… I’m not depressed?” Boss:”Well.. I guess you’re gonna be.. cause you’re FIREDDDDD!”

[@PapasBlox]

'We're firing you, you need to work on your depression' 'I don't have depression' 'You will after we fire you'

[@Chaldera1]

As someone who lived in Blackpool, this all sounds 100% accurate

[@kthunder9913]

I can confirm

[@kr_sh_]

ok but let's talk about how iconic Kev looks with bright colors. Loving that shirt!!

[@alfieowen2014]

I honestly would love Kevin to just play this normally and see if his character gets depressed

[@xXFairyEmmaXx]

“You see this is what relying on dice does to you” wise words Kevin 😂

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@Simple_Grey_line]

Kevin doing bitlife is like a cup of coffee in the morning 🥰

[@user-yh5cv1vu9m]

Boss: "I'm sorry sir. We have to let you go. I want you to focus on your depression." Will: "But I don't have depression." Boss: "You will"

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

I've not watched it but I definitely know that even though everything is randomised by the game he is still going to commit murder multiple times. Edit: He had managed this by a minute in. Is Kevin a natural born murderer or just really good at being in dangerous situations where people get hurt.

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@nicolebee3283]

Unsurprisingly, the names in these videos are always perfect. I love Kevin's creativity

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@kewoshk]

Nice pfp

[@deathlycynicaltv9729]

“I guess children don’t like when you kill other children” Just the casual way Kevin says these things, I’m dead 💀😂

[@dymphnaw4693]

This is the earliest I’ve ever been on one of your videos! I’m a huge fan Kevin thanks for making such wholesome content!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@immarissa]

Just like bitlife, Kevin is always surprising me with amazing content.

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@GhostStealth590]

Boss: "Listen, Will, we are firing you today that way you can focus on your depression." Will: "But I don't have depression." Boss: "Trust me, in a day or two you sure will."

[@sergioking6221]

Kevin should try to live for as long as possible in BitLife

[@desaun]

My depression's through the roof now but once again you made me laugh. Thank you.

[@tardersauce3578]

He keeps blaming the dice on his murders when he’s the one choosing to go for the groin and skull

[@manologamerss5801]

Ah yes, the most vital part of a human body's survival, the groin.

[@JDSports12]

hey! you always make me really happy whenever I see one of your videos, you probably won't see this but I really enjoy your content no matter the game or the topic and I hope you grow even further in popularity and carry on making content.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Amber-hf8uo]

It’s kind of incredible how easy it is for Kevin’s characters to resort to murder.

[@manic221]

Yes ever since I saw this feature in bitlife I've been waiting for Kevin to use it. Bitlife is one of my favourite things that Kevin does.

[@thefriend7524]

Hey Kevin, assuming your recording this video on a emulator, if you set the emulator's resolution height to the same value as your width setting it triggers the app to a wide-screen phone mode making the aspect ratio way better for recordings. I hope you find this useful 👍. BTW love your vids.

[@nutball3756]

@YeaMan i have your IP adress and your house adress

[@sapphireblue4031]

go up so he maybe sees this

[@nutball3756]

@@Scourge728 he might not but his creator will when i dox him on twitter

[@xweert711]

@@nutball3756 Hey bud, you're probably just a kid which is why you keep saying you're doxxing people and knowing their addresses and all that, but, stop. For your own sake. I know that you don't actually have anyone's IP's and all that, and you're going to seriously get yourself hurt if you threaten the wrong person. It's really not cool to be an asshole.

[@Roozyj]

"Imagine going to the doctor's thinking you have cancer and it's actually hayfever" Me, a hypochondriac: Hehe... yeah, imagine something like that.

[@Aura_Broz]

you're the powerhouse of the cell?

[@veraeroes]

damn, I felt that

[@vega_highwell]

Ooof, touché indeed.

[@Roozyj]

@@Aura_Broz Almost. Hypo usually means 'lower' or 'less' as a prefix, so I'm less than the powerhouse of a cell. But actual information: hypochondria is a type of anxiety where you tend to think any kind of pain or anomaly on your body is a sign of a deadly descease. Especially cancer and heart attacks are very 'popular' in the minds of most hypochondriacs.

[@calibricalypso]

Right? Every time I get a headache part of me is like "oh god what if it's brain cancer" but then it turns out it's just allergies

[@mcsmileycorp]

Damn why does the first will sound so realistic, gets attacked by a bully and kicks him in the balls, accidentally killing him. Everyone stops talking to him and his parents divorce from it, the guilt and trauma from that plus being a social outcast pushes him into hard drugs, which he overdoses on.

[@ethandylann]

Kevin's setup's looking cool now *brendon fraser*

[@ethandylann]

More like bore Ragnarok

[@Umbrellie_]

I got a BitLife ad halfway through this video and it perfectly fit into a transition so I got really confused, thinking "Why has Kevin's voice changed? Is this some weird joke Im just not getting?". Turns out I'm just stupid. Who knew?

[@mysunshine492]

no one in this cult is stupid, we’re just intelectually challeged 😊

[@ValentineC137]

I love that the only things kevin decided in the first life got people killed. He killed someone else and he got himself addicted by deciding to go to a club

[@redjoystick2991]

Can't help but appreciate the fact that will straight up killed everyone in his way with one maneuver

[@TitusRedwind]

Nofree Will: (Murders a coworker) PR: Please refrain from that in the future.

[@josephmccurdy9327]

Not complaining at all, but will this man ever run out of ideas for this game? It’s kind of impressive…

[@docette2015]

Kevin, I think you might have trained the Bitlife AI to make a lot of bad choices without realizing. Either that or the game REALLY wants to see how many drugs one can take before you die. Which is probably more concerning.

[@iceyy00]

1:54 they had no hesiation lol

[@bidoof367]

fun fact: it always picks yes for signing up for social media cause when youve spent no money on the game it makes you text someone recommending the game what they dont realize is you can change the text to be completely unrelated to bitlife so jokes on you biltife

[@phoebedarker]

Thanks bidoof

[@littlewriter987]

Job: you need more time to focus on your depression Will Nofree: I’m not depressed Job: not yet you’re not.

[@Danielle-eu3li]

Now that Kevin lives in Spain, the sunshine has infected his taste in clothing and he no longer wears Grey to match the clouds in Ireland

[@evanmildrum897]

Hey Kevin. I’ve been going through a really hard time in my life recently and then today I got dumped via text. So I’m kinda going through it. But thank you so much for your videos because they help to cheer me up. Even if it is just a little chuckle. That little distraction from my thoughts really goes a long way

[@super_7710]

honestly if you're malnourished a smoothie is a good first step lmao

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

Every time the police searched his details, they saw "Nofree" and thought "oh great, we must have already arrested him"

[@rainingBrackets]

I rarely have a good time playing bitlife but surprisingly watching Kevin play it is always hilarious Keep up the great work and thank you for always making my day!

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@Trenton-Johnson]

@@hagrid3348 TRENTON

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Okay cult, we have to coordinate, every single person that watches this video has to subscribe except for one

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/pV7Fhmelq86Fg6c

[@xbon1]

i'm the one who doesn't; subscribe cuz i sub to no1 kid.

[@dasdasdaxzvea]

@@xbon1 But why?

[@xbon1]

@@dasdasdaxzvea subbing means u showin dominans, i ain't no submissive sandy brotha.

[@maddy02_]

Kevin when choosing options with probably bad outcome:" hahahahah nice let's go" Game choosing options with probably bad outcome, Kevin:" NO PLEASE THAT WOULD GET HIM KILLED" LMAO

[@isaaccboyd8887]

Company: “we’re letting you go so you can focus on your depression “ Will: “I don’t have depression” Game: *you lost your job, you now have been diagnosed with depression * Kevin: “wait a minute “

[@turnipboy6498]

7:53 hmm, that looks like free will…

[@harrymccc2532]

From Blackpool and on crack very accurate honestly. Poor person was already screwed from the start

[@julianhojdys1936]

5:03 You would be surprised

[@derekrichardson1755]

Kevin your videos are like glue to keep me sticking to reality. You the man!

[@callmeturg]

Day 166 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life Day 11 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox

[@kazooturtle]

That sounds like a great game.

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@IamaPERSON]

@Not RickRoll 😭👇 not human, how are you? Getting reports on your profile pic?

[@botkilleruze4709]

@Not RickRoll 😭👇 stop

[@staciemohler4624]

Hey turg you’re first

[@Inoyam1]

Kevin’s “hey there friends” is literally the only source of happiness in my life

[@ChefBarry]

Kevin you don’t need to title these videos, we already know they’re going to be chaotic

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@Trenton-Johnson]

@@hagrid3348 TRENTON

[@GlaurungTheGreat]

0:50 "What happens to a six-year-old who's a murderer?" I think they get sent to Battle School.

[@AwsmAyumiiKa]

Ah, my daily dose of Callmekevin 😌👌🏻 much appreciated and as always chaotically funny 👏🏻😄💕

[@jovandimitrijekolaric2549]

11:15 Boss: Look, we know it's hard to combat depression, so I am going to help you Will: What depression? I am not depressed. Boss: Depression that you will get when I tell you the news

[@axetheviking6482]

Day 39 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff to do like becoming an actual cult leader and making his whole population cannibals.

[@Viruses964]

Call Me Kevin Bitlife Checklist: 1. Weird name ✅ 2. Little to no friends ✅ 3. Gets a wife 4. Makes children 5. Abandons said children 6. Goes to the casino 7. Loses 8. Sues atleast one person 9. Hires a hitman 10. Goes to jail 11. Escapes

[@leonsmith206]

Leave it to Kevin to make a challenge where he has no free will and he still decides to go to the casino and lose money

[@xiphos5740]

Thank you for these videos, they are a hi-light in my day

[@kaitokun7291]

will's life is akin to a movie plot where you were just a regular kid with many friends but things took a turn for the worse when he round house kicked a bully off the bridge, all this leading him to crack cocaine and overdose.

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"Were know you are suffering from deppression" "i am not-" "So we are firing you so you can Focus on your deppression" "Wait you are firing me? Thats not possible! Where Will i work? How Will i live? This is horrible!" "Your welcome. Now you can Focus on this deppression :)"

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Ah yes "Random Choice 2.0"

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@sarac9424]

This must be what fate feels like watching me live my life. Wholesome and cursed at the same time

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@moon4236]

Even when it's random, Kevin's characters always end up as criminal

[@SevenEllen]

"Now I can play hot cross buns on the recorder" LMAO If only he'd roundhouse kicked him in the arse, that'd have been perfect as a musical taunt!

[@connorlawrence4097]

You know it ain’t gunna end well when he was born in Blackpool right from the start

[@joshbi]

So Kevin went to Blackpool, City of a Thousand Dreams, and became enemies with Dan? Oddly accurate.

[@LokiCoyote77]

Wow... this was gold lmao... waaay funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

[@EasyEKM]

Whenever Kevin plays bitlife I end up playing along with the theme of the video on my own phone.

[@justinwebb1714]

Even in Will’s reincarnation he’s a six year old murderer! Kevin’s influence is amazing

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Bit Life but I only pick "surprise me" for every option" Hmmm, didn't we already do this before Kevin?

[@monkeyatanofficedesk9253]

kzbin.info1plotYtRNeI?feature=share

[@TheChryystal]

How come I get depression when I'm not in control? Kevin in control, "Great now he's fecking depressed."

[@ahmed-bw5mb]

"you see this is what relying on dice does to ya" ah yes because as we all know, kevin would have definitely turned that option down