Captain Needs Help Docking!!! | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach

Captain Needs Help Docking!!! | Miami Boat Ramps | Boynton Beach Ramp
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[@billhooker3006]

Just a heads up for people with guide on posts....drill a small hole in the center of the top cap if you have them.This will allow air to escape when submerging and they won't float away. Also if the post's that came in the box are too short go to a plumbing or big box store and get two 10 foot sch 40 pvc pipes and cut them longer than the ones that came in the box. make sure the new one's are at least 3 ft or more above the rub rail of the boat. Each boat is different so go to the ramp at a non busy time put the new pipes on and back the boat down to see the correct length of pipe you will need. Hope this help's.

[@michaelh7527]

Or you could just secure the guide poles with a single bolt.

[@oldjohnnyrude8404]

My guide on poles are just open PVC pipe with no caps. The caps just trap air and cause them to do what happened here. Mine are also held on with a bolt and double nuts to act as a pin to keep them on the brackets. The trailer was obviously way too deep in the water, but had the guide ons been installed differently he wouldn't have ended up in this much of a pickle.

[@meauxjeaux431]

Who needs guide posts in the 1st place ?

[@billhooker3006]

@@meauxjeaux431 It makes loading a boat a whole lot easier than without them.

[@jamesadams7212]

@@billhooker3006 Yes, especially when there is a stiff crosswind.

[@00000005547]

Lmao the first guy was so proud when his woman made the lasso, just look at how he looked at the camera like "Did you see that!"

[@edgarrosario3065]

I saw ur comment than the video 😂😂

[@user-sh2mk8ew4c]

Wasn’t her first rodeo. He trained her right. My dad was bass tournament fisherman. He took me to a hill with our boat. I was 12. He worked with me for about an hour. The point was he needed to get in the water and get gone ASAP. To get to his spot. It takes practice. Don’t just go buy a boat and think it is a piece of cake to load and unload a boat. ESPECIALLY a Tub boat.

[@tetedepoulet8651]

And meanwhile he backs his trailer on the opposite side from where his boat was tied up. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@tc96z1]

That first guy needs to spend time watching videos on docking and the get some practice.

[@Bubbles99718]

Handy women are hot

[@charlescoates6661]

It always amazes me to see these guys with 4x4 trucks pulling large boats out in 2 wheel drive. Oh I forgot it doesn't snow in FL so they don't need to use the 4x4.

[@christaylor1435]

I was wondering this the entire time why he didn't just use 4 wheel drive

[@anthonyhunter3411]

Yeah bloody hopeless

[@firedad23]

I have a twin-engine, 26 cutty, and a 2x4 Tundra. Boynton is my home ramp and inlet and I have never needed 4 wheel-drive. You start pulling it out quickly and don't stop. You want to keep the momentum going till you get over the hump.

[@motoXkiddvlogs]

My whole life I've owned many 4wd trucks now and honestly you'd be surprised how many don't actually work. So 9 times out of 10 when you see this, 4x4 doesn't work and we never fix it because literally this is about the only time you'll ever need it in FL LOL. One of my trucks I had the same thing happen but the tide was so low the algea growth was making my truck slide in father with just the e brake . I had to hold the brakes to lock the front (only thing from keeping my truck slide in) as someone pulled me out via strap (boat wasn't powerful enough to push my one ton out). My front diff took a shit on me because GMs AAM axles SUCK and are nothing but problems. Two out of three of my GM trucks 4x4 hasnt worked. Between the actuator's, CV axle splines being stripped, the T-case chain wearing holes in the housing. My ford's have been much better to me, can't beat dana axles. Only thing ever gave me problems was the lockers which I bet was this guy's problem which is notorious on those 7.3s they had garbage vaccum lockers compared to 11+

[@keithchikowski5583]

Does everyone in Florida not use the 4x4 or do they disconnect the drive shaft?

[@ttvdecimatedbyme9130]

Legend has it the last guy is still trying to load his boat.

[@enginepy]

I was just informed that as of 11pm last night, he got the boat on the trailer

[@chazman4461]

The women on the yellow boat at the beginning is fantastic. The guy on the Dusky needs to sell his boat and call it quits. He is exactly why there are boating accidents.

[@Thunderbyrd.]

He is exactly why there are so many killings too, lol.

[@leversforever9748]

@@Thunderbyrd. exactly what one would expect from a dusky owner

[@greatlikeelviseh6063]

Hey, cut him a break. He was just running late for his AA meeting.

[@TheR00ndar]

Dusky captain needs an OUI before he causes a serious one.

[@TheBowen747]

arnt we old folks sure glad we didnt have internet back then when we started out.. .. lol this gentleman has lots to learn.. .. never surender.. never give up .................fair winds and fallowing seas

[@MHFROX]

In the opening scenario, the 1st mate handled the awkward docking like a pro! Lassoed the dock cleat, made the jump, handled the stern line...you go girl! I'll take a 1st like that any day!

[@jessdigs]

As a commercial driver who can back a trailer very well, and someone that enjoys some smack talk, I really enjoy this channel

[@wisdomSP]

Why don't they go to an empty parking lot and practice?

[@reykennedy5716]

@@wisdomSP my guess is they don't think about it.

[@fike301]

this should be part of boaters certificate....if you cant accomplish the launch and load etc....perhaps you dont need the boat ? just an idea

[@GaryKrum]

@@wisdomSP Because they boat exactly like they drive!!!

[@stevewilliamson8526]

I have seen guys that couldnt so bad that they put balls on the front of there trucks

[@rickyoung530]

Seriously we are discussing a trip to Miami for Spring Break so we can hang out and watch these in person....

[@briansaben5697]

Drunk docking and then drunk driving.

[@StuArts-Kustoms]

That's what I thought too. I was also wondering if he pulled the boat out with the engine still running

[@bradfoust50]

isn't drinking alcohol and driving a boat against the law?

[@ccaamm1]

@@bradfoust50 Yup. Same as driving any vehicle while drunk.

[@Hamchuck112]

@@bradfoust50 No, but being intoxicated and driving a boat is

[@railroad9000]

@@bradfoust50 It is everywhere! DUI or BUI

[@bradymxr4659]

I got my 1st boat about 10 years ago and have never had the problems these ppl have. Just common sense is all you need. But I’ve seen some funny crap at the docks. 1 time I was trying to tell the ppl to lift up their motor cause it was going to hit but they said they have been doing it for years and they have everything under control! Then it happened lower unit grinding on the cement. Then they yelled to stop then to make it better they were going to back up and I was going to tell them not to but I remembered what they told me so I let them back up and watch the drama unfold! Priceless.😂

[@bucky5217]

Watching these makes me thankful I do not own a boat. But I love friends who own boats and swimming pools!

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Yep, they’re the best. Always choose/use your friends wisely.

[@jasonpurcell4270]

That lasso Job by the female boater was impressive!

[@username-mc7jw]

The girl in the first clip is a rock-star! She did everything right. Mad skills... Ten thumbs up for her.

[@kristianrasmussen7521]

Every time a guy like you, uploads a video like this, with a commentary like that, the world becomes a little bit better of a place :)

[@JayDay32]

All these videos make me realize the importance of four wheel drive and weight. I’ll remember this when I get my boat.

[@BigMoney23223]

I always wonder what people who can't figure out something as simple as turning their headlights on at night do when they are challenged at something like launching a boat. This is one of those things

[@walldogger1]

These same twits make sure to leave the headlights on while they're getting gas or parked waiting for someone though!

[@petergozinya2607]

As a new boat owner...this makes me feel really good about my boat loading skills !!!!!!

[@Donut833]

It’s complacency that causes this I would say most of the time. See it a lot.

[@Aaron.Davis56]

I only put 3/4 of the trailer in the water and make sure the axles are level to the water. Winch it up and you're good. 4WD in tow mode with good tires help too

[@Fljeff7]

4wd not completely necessary. you dont need to sink a trailer

[@Aaron.Davis56]

@@Fljeff7 Not necessary, but it helps on wet/slimmy ramps. I can't tell the texture of the pavement but I watched a lot of burnouts on the channels

[@Fljeff7]

@@Aaron.Davis56 I use a Corolla with a 19ft. often does the job very good better than you think it would

[@Aaron.Davis56]

@@Fljeff7 Some ramps are better than others and the timing of the tide makes some slippery. Big difference between a 19 CC or fully loaded cuddy I/O. Size isn't the only factor, but good look and stay safe

[@jdfflats1]

I suggest all new boater spend one day at the boat ramp just watching, as well one day (a slow day) ...During the week just leap frogging your boat on and off the trailer and in and out of each spot. Get a system, run a check list and keep doing it. If it starts to rain keep doing it. If the wind picks up keep doing it. Just keep doing it until it becomes second nature. Do not hold people up at the ramp do this during the week on a shitty boating day. Take a friend and have them stand by on the boat to prevent scratches but try to do as much as much as you can by yourself. If and when the doc master approaches you explain yourself. Tell him you want be as efficient as you can that's why you picked a slow day. He will most likely direct traffic away from you and appreciate your effort

[@stevewilliamson8526]

Yea that is a good idea but most people are not going to take your advice but what I did was take my boat down a deserted road and practice backing it/turning it around/but the real reason was my back brakes needed adjusting and if you back up while pushing the park brake peddle up and down while backing it it will adjust your parking brake and you wont role into the water when you are unhooking the boat with a standard trans. No shit it works

[@pasqualemaggio1698]

I always get nervous at the boat ramp then I watch these videos and my confidence shoots way up

[@tylernelson7995]

Ahh the land of lifted 2WD diesels.. 😂

[@Ccccc5558]

That’s exactly what I was thinking… on some boat ramps it don’t matter how much towing power you got if you don’t have 4wd lmao

[@Ccccc5558]

@Antonio Montana weirdly most of the trucks in the South and Texas are 2wd bc they don’t have to drive in snow or anywhere you’d need 4wd- as opposed to the PNW or Midwest where it’s basically essential… we deal with snow a lot and do a lot of off-roading lmao

[@paulhunter9613]

@@Ccccc5558 I’ve lived in the Midwest driving a truck for 42 yrs where we get a good amount of snow and never had a real need for a 4x4. A limited slip differential, good tires and some weight in the bed will get you thru an 8” snow easily. And in my area they will have the road plowed down to pavement within 8 hrs even in my last 14” snowstorm . Most times the county will enact a level 3 warning, if you are out driving in that they will give you a healthy ticket. I never felt the need to drive my trucks off road in the mud or snow I guess, especially with a truck that costs $60K now

[@gradytrainor8120]

I remember loading and uploading the boat as a teenager, it was always fun to load up the boat next to these kind of guys and watch the look on their face.

[@bubbakushingtonIII]

Man all these men need there cards revocked especially after that badass woman showed all of us how to do it. She was awesome.

[@Frank-mv1jg]

I've learned a lot of lessons with a pontoon boat. Especially docking with the wind and have the boat far enough forward for more tongue weight.

[@mikesmith-wk7vy]

these videos are to good for this guy to only have 29 thousand subs

[@oldschool9932]

There are few more entertaining spectacles then sitting off to the side of a busy boat ramp on a hot Sunday late afternoon.... and simply observing.

[@Ranalla651]

I wait weekly for these. The Commentary is great!

[@aaronbarton6814]

I love how you focus more on the good things in people not just the bad

[@jerrymiller276]

Sometimes there is no substitute for a good, strong boathook.

[@davidmalone9022]

First time in any of your videos where someone actually seemed to know how to use lines to their advantage.

[@punkmaster1864]

Makes me feel so much better about my ability to load/unload

[@rayss3323]

Watching these makes me feel lucky. We are right off the Columbia River, so lots of boat owners, but few like these. The only time I've seen anything like this is big holiday weekends or the hydroboat race weekend.

[@surferbri5346]

My boat never leaves the water, this is too much work and everyone is watching

[@jasonwrner]

Not really an option when the lake usually has 1 - 2ft of ice and we're out there on the sleds by January. I mean I have seen it before. But I wouldn't assume the boat owner was proud of himself.

[@briank3653]

Dude in blue boat, " Hey baby, wanna wide in my boat?" 😂😂😂 Eldery lady can make a pan of biskits by the time it takes him to load boat!! 😂😂😂😂 The hecklers from "caddyshack" were standing off screen... nueee nueee misss nueee aaaahhhhh. 😂😂😂

[@shakey2634]

Amazing how all the Dusky crew abandoned the skipper to load the boat by himself.

[@Poatan.chama.]

I bet none of them offered him some fuel money aswell

[@ricklussi9975]

Where I live, we have multi-roller trailers and we winch our boats on to them. We don't have to put our trailers that deep into the water and the trailer centers the the boat as you winch it on.

[@kronix232]

Thanks! Coffee and confused captains

[@ashleyking9985]

I would have loved to see the whole loading process with the last guy!!

[@lsd25records]

I live in Canada .. I can't wait for boating season.

[@kma7685]

My wife and I challenge any couple . Lol I too love watching this stuff.

[@lindaowens2959]

Call me twisted, but this is great stuff!! I love it!!!

[@thomaslindegaardmadsen2770]

Thanks for your love and support Linda

[@milobellizio]

I love these so much...wait for them weekly😂

[@hewitt52]

This is my favorite episode yet!

[@DankAlchemist]

Man these videos make me feel like I'm the man

[@jeduardo38]

Felt bad for the Captain all alone. I know that feeling, but he made it out, Good for him.

[@RiverRat904]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the yellow cats dude's woman. What a hottie! Well done sir, well done.

[@bumpstockbilly4263]

"i don't think that's orange-juice our Captain's chugging there"..............so funny, thanks for the laugh

[@rona8663]

Too funny Broncos... as always, your commentary makes this video special...

[@thewitt76]

Judging by that throw, the lady on the cat knew what she was doing

[@Madacko]

Old mate needs to bolt those guide poles onto the trailef &drill a hole in the top to let the air out. These guys all seem to do an amazing job of making it look hard to back a trailer & load a boat

[@garylucas6511]

The blonde with black shirt on the Dusky is why i watch this channel along with the entertainment this crowd provides

[@KSpides53]

DUDE....CAPTAINS SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING ALCOHOL!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? SO DANGEROUS ...🤨

[@ct1762]

nothing wrong with a couple beers, and its not illegal. the issue is the "skills" of these captains are completely non-existent.

[@reykennedy5716]

@@ct1762 operating a vessel under the influence is illegal in all 50 star states. Also known as a bui.

[@ratman18fl40]

@@reykennedy5716 in florida you can drink alcohol while driving a boat as long as you arent drunk. (0.08)

[@TruthOverFeelings745]

@@reykennedy5716 false.

[@TruthOverFeelings745]

@Cerus98 “Under the influence” does not mean intoxicated. You can have a few drinks and still operate a vessel. I’m not sure why you are so angry, it will be ok, bud.

[@2olvets443]

Center of boat resting on the fenders no doubt

[@hammerdriver5950]

Bunch of experts!! Lol

[@davidowen5312]

If you ain't married to that girl, you had better!!!! What a gem!!

[@jeffreypandolfi5399]

He was also stuck on guide pole bracket,great content

[@xae7816]

Docking was the begging of the first Gus problems now he’s driving home drunk

[@wakes_inc]

Driving home drunk while also towing a couple thousand pounds of extra weight

[@bradputney1373]

The Dusky Fishing team should really keep it on dry land. The one I really feel sorry for is their dog. He's the only sober one and they won't let him drive.

[@norms3913]

They need to revoke his boating license asap

[@jessedavis7555]

It’s hilarious getting caught in tunnel vision. I do it and you are right a few deep breath’s and reset 🤟🤙🏽😎

[@cameroneagle4370]

Can't believe they would have an unmarked rock there

[@JC021963]

Omg that voice ..... You make me understand people running WOT into things

[@johnnyb1776]

Man I wish I had one of these ramps out my window, like I did as a kid. Never buy a truck without 4 WD.

[@ionracer24]

U dont need it. Use the boats engine to push u up the ramp soon as u hear the exhaust, shut it down, by then ur way home free

[@paulhunter9613]

Johnny B You know how many trucks were bought and used before the 4x4 fad started back in the late 80’s? You don’t need a 4x4 for most situations. I hauled many boats up a ramp without the need for it, boat sizes ranging for 18’ up to 25’

[@markh5818]

Captains captain ships!!!! Everyone else is a skipper

[@brenth7774]

Waiting for that rail to break on that second boat.

[@Chief_5]

I’d get the guide pole, any day getting a guide pole is better then a day of working. 😄

[@manojimenez7169]

Keep on coming with the boynton boat ramps 👍🏼

[@Discovery123.]

Oh man! This video give me so much relaxing.

[@redeyemack4241]

Hes stuck on his own damn trailer😅😅😅

[@tishbrett]

I think he was stuck on the stub of the guide post marking up the hull

[@07slowbalt]

Sh*t happens, ive been on really choppy water with the trailer slightly too deep. It lifted my nose just on top of the wheel well and i got hungup for a minute. I definitely didnt struggle like this guy though lol.

[@canadianhunter94hexagonbus56]

Watching everyone spin out is hilarious as a Canadian it's called 4×4 bud fricken use it 😆😆😆😆😆😆great vid as always

[@puaaono-jeremiah1430]

These googans should avoid water related activities and take up a less hazardous hobby like coin collecting or stamps or armadillo racing lol

[@maninblue332]

Googan...lol

[@timmagee5066]

4 wheel drive is beautiful thing

[@larryclark4297]

I see this in Jacksonville Florida all the time people want to submerge the whole damn trailer in the water and all you got to do is about a half inch above the front fender and that's it drive it on but they say you can't fix stupid I love your videos keep them coming

[@andywilliams4942]

I test boats at a boat factory. That is exactly how we put our boats in the water.

[@Hamchuck112]

Hell yeah I would've gotten the pole. I have a boat right there lol

[@dealerservices3095]

God help them if they were navigating a older inboard PCM ski boat while off throttle with the ocean current you have to deal with at the Miami boat ramp. You guys who owned one know what i'm talking about!

[@Donkeyspearo]

So glad you guys made it to my ramp

[@leonardlaing6733]

The dude on the dusky climbed over the bow rail to secure the boat to the trailer but left the motor running. I wonder if he pulled it out before realizing it was still running. How the boat was positioned and given his condition it would have been hard to climb back on board. Qualified captain.

[@mikemet1744]

I use trailer pins(quick release) to hold my pvc guides in place.

[@arielbaena5254]

I lost it @ ah Superman is here he got it..

[@mircoaccaino3516]

Good to know that the skipper itself killed all the left free beer to prepare themself for a safe docking...... Also fenders are underrated. Use hands, legs, or whatever you does not need anymore.

[@ynech]

Nice video.

[@RobertJohnson-vh5fv]

One rule of the lake or body of water, always watch the people with a new boat, so many do not know how to boat, drunk or sober.

[@sharkeyist]

4:40ish, all jacked up, big wheels and 2wd??

[@cantu503]

I never understood why people have 2 wheel drive trucks. Gaaaayyyyyyyyyy. Lol

[@sharkeyist]

@@cantu503 😂😂😂👌👍

[@motoXkiddvlogs]

Smh 4x4 is broken 9 times out of 10

[@jimmyt5934]

These are so funny, Cause our commentator is hilarious!!! Lmao!

[@geebskerbal2771]

Guide poles are life!!

[@jimmietrain]

Thats why all trucks should be 4x4

[@philcam9493]

One observation: Safety chains must be cris-crossed to cradle the trailer when it pops off the vehicle. All hitches can fail. Trailers can hit the road and flip. So scary to see it happen.

[@paulhunter9613]

Agreed, one time I seen a trailer pop off the hitch, it careened into oncoming traffic and it hit a guy on a motorcycle head on, it wasn’t pretty

[@godfreydaniel2308]

Every boat ramp, at least where I live in the mid west, is a little different as to pitch. Most guys I see having trouble loading get the trailer in too deep and then crooked. You can tell right away when someone backs in to load how experienced they are.

[@Gmtail]

Nothing like a 2 Wheel drive Diesel truck. 😅

[@paulhunter9613]

I agree, there is nothing better..

[@patmowatt2130]

Your videos are awesome, and as fun as this place looks I'd avoid it like the plague. Can't imagine someone spending 50 or 100 k on a boat and not learning how to drive it.

[@devestv]

I love watching those 2wd Trucks spinning wet tires trying to pull up a boat.

[@ACommenterOnYouTube]

1:33 Sure that guy had a NICE view of that "opening" 😏

[@robertbennett6697]

You could take that Catwoman anywhere!

[@sambob6428]

Sounds like you're a fan of the Powerfish ("got himself in a little bit of a mischief")

[@braednarnall5440]

That woman so fine at the beginning

[@omikredarhcs8221]

you see some skin and she's fine ? lol

[@sheriacre1884]

Keep up the good

[@joedennehy386]

I cannot believe that self centering rollers are not part of American boating. You can drive the boat onto the trailer at nearly any old angle, the rollers almost grab the boat and provide only one way forward. Its a no brainer.

[@tishbrett]

I have guide posts and my skids go to the centre rollers my boat cant go anywhere but straight and no need to back in so deep

[@paulhunter9613]

The trailer costs more with the rollers, a lot of manufacturers go cheap with trailers. My first boat had bunks, it was a pain to load. All the other boat trailers I owned I made sure they were roller, it’s a breeze to load

[@sunking2001]

There are jackals everywhere...obviously!

[@pigybak]

amusing!

[@BoringJohnson]

2WD truck? 😂😂😂 It's like non alcoholic beer

[@paulhunter9613]

A lot of people use a 2nd truck without a problem whatsoever, it must be just you..