Cars and Driving | George Carlin | On Campus (1984)

[@MrJimheeren]

Holy shit. A Carlin segment I’ve never seen before. Today is a good day

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

A good day for all! We're happy to bring you something new.

[@MrJimheeren]

@ thanks guys. Great to see new segments being uploaded to the channel

[@RobbyRaccoon]

Carlin on Campus is a great special; solid from start to finish.

[@bigmidget117]

Thank his daughter! She is a huge reason we are able to see bits we haven’t before. Please buy his books, a lot of these bits are in his later books he made in the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

[@scifistorybook]

It's not one of his best.

[@RobbyRaccoon]

I don't hear many people talking about Carlin on Campus but I think it's one of his best.

[@julieneild4505]

That was the first HBO Special I watched! Classic ❤

[@TheHardys01]

This might be peak Carlin to me. Especially when you consider the Cocaine must've been.. well.. firing on all cylinders.😏

[@matthewdubay1180]

This was the third HBO special that I watched!

[@MrPernell27]

It’s damn good! But I think You Are All Diesed is his best. Jammin’ in New York is a close second.

[@jonibravo99]

​@@matthewdubay1180I prefer You are All Diseased. Never heard of You are All Deciesed. I'll look it up. Thanks!

[@brentperez4700]

He did all this with just a chair. Just a master of his craft.

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

He really was a master of using his body, face and even a chair! Thanks for tuning in ✌️

[@kensmith7040]

Carlin On Campus was my introduction to his comedy and I've been quoting him since. Daily. Never forgotten.

[@tylersmith9049]

My favorite bit by him was his prison overcrowding solution

[@juanalba4698]

Especially in today's world, which he was talking about. A Prophet!

[@Leith_Crowther]

I’ve been quoting Carlin since before I even heard his comedy. “What?” -George Carlin

[@Zenny_6969]

...I sure miss George....I can just imagine what he would have to say about things today....

[@guylamullins3602]

I can. I do and it gets me in trouble in crowds that don't speak Carlin. For the fun of it I throw in a bit of Williams.

[@NoFrictionZone]

Probably the same things he predicted. ✌️

[@bobbyknight3589]

Omg 😳😳😳 what would he think

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

We miss you George 😢

[@swiftycortex]

Idk, you can only have so much introspection. He seemed happy earlier in his career and despised humanity in the end. If his body hadn't killed him his mind would have

[@shorerocks]

Nailed it. As usual. Carlin is talking about people. This will never get old.

[@revwillyg6450]

His pretend radio station changing sounds sure brings back memories 😂

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Doesn't it? Weird to think that a lot of people won't get that moment.

[@bobbyknight3589]

I surenly do 😂😂 but that just because I drive ole pieces of 💩😂

[@rickyball5165]

This King will live forever.

[@papa_xan]

I saw this on VHS as a teenager in the 80's, and it really shaped my sense of humor. A true talent without peer.

[@pamelasmith6221]

I was a teen in the 80’s. My mom bought the cassette tape called A Place for my Stuff. We’d play it with our neighborhood friends and it was hysterical. No video, just sound. He was and still is incredible.

[@BarbaraCash-q6u]

Definitely, miss George! Thanks for all the gut-busters😊

[@TheSteveBoyd]

When I was about 9 or 10, I discovered a cassette of "Occupation: Foole" sitting inside the old console stereo that sat lifeless in our living room. You know the ones, the major piece of furniture with the 20 lb mahogany lid and (probably) rotating leslie speaker? Anyhoo, I had just received the newest gadget of the day - a Sony Walkman(!) and was curious what was on this tape with the goofy cover. Man! My life changed that day. I am convinced to this very day that my dad left it there intentionally for me to find, though at the time I was deathly afraid of getting caught with it. I grew up in a small Mormon town in Utah, and I think he knew that some slightly subversive humor was just what I needed. In a very real way, George Carlin taught me to think, and he is forever a part of who I am. And as I just returned from driving my son to the store (dealing with the idiots and maniacs, respectively), this clip was inexplicably in my KZbin feed. As I sat watching, I came to a startling realization: did George teach me how to DRIVE, too?!

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

🤣 Love it! Great story!

[@MichaelRegan-j2j]

Forty years later his stuff is so relevant he's got a KZbin channel from beyond the grave.

[@fab4ever]

George, miss you! Thx for all the laughs 😁☮️

[@Forever_Endeavor]

The older material was so much lighter in spirit and sentiment

[@matthewdubay1180]

I agree. Familiarity breeds contempt.

[@TranscientFelix]

It's what happens when you have decades of continuous downhill societal behavior, makes you bitter

[@thomastheseer6117]

It's because his level of success put him regularly in the room with the world's decision makers and over the decades he became disillusioned by humanity's ugliness

[@bigmidget117]

The older material still was critical, and against the grain. He is saying things that are still irreverent, but we are also missing bits from this special too! He was always criticizing the white, rich, middle and upper class and the pussified baby boomers. Read his books, and dig deeper. He was not that light when you really think about it.

[@BWMagus]

Yeah, his later stuff wasn't as funny because he was just nihilistic and grumpy.

[@JadeValour]

Thanks for posting this. Rest in Laughs, George. GOAT, you are missed! ♥

[@mashedorbaked7694]

He's the reason I'm a sarcastic A-hole "Thanks George"

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Thanks a lot, George 🤣

[@mashedorbaked7694]

@@OfficialGeorgeCarlin Thanks for teaching me to question life and my sense of humor 🤪

[@InnocentPotato-pd7wi]

Retired teacher here! George Carlin held a teaching certificate for NYC! He would have been an amazing teacher! IMHO🤔🤔🤔😉😉😉👩‍🏫👩‍🎓👩‍🎓🤗🤗

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Thank you! And thank you for your years doing one of the most important jobs ✌️

[@ChurchNietzsche]

He -WAS- an amazing teacher. ... George Carlin was an Intellectual Juggernaut. He's my favorite philisopher.

[@InnocentPotato-pd7wi]

@OfficialGeorgeCarlin Thanks for your kind reply! 37 years / Special Education!

[@Digitalgems9000]

@@ChurchNietzsche philosopher*

[@ukrmod]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate this gorgeous set? The early 3D aesthetic looks fantastic and so surreal. Designed by a genius no less.

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

🙏RIP GEORGE❤🙏

[@alicesargent-wb1bu]

In past years, I loved George Carlin. Now as he pops up on my iPhone, I left myself silly! Everyone of his comedy routines resonates in her 2024 world! I wish we could bring him back!

[@StephaneBergeron-ue7qd]

The little purple never goes away, classic George Carlin, I miss you so much😢😂😂😂👍😎💙🇺🇦🇨🇦

[@matthewdubay1180]

You were so lucky to have known him.

[@thagodwecreate5179]

Back when cars were metal instead of plastic

[@jonathangrafton4016]

​@@thagodwecreate5179 Back when you were the crumple zone

[@johnking1896]

Immortality is being remembered by people that would never have known you ever lived and having them teach the youth about you is living forever, George you did it before anyone else that you ever knew, !!! LOL.

[@BrianRetro]

I will never get tired of hearing, "AND THE GODDAMN RADIO IS THIS LOUD!!!!" Cracks me up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!!!!

[@eriksgc]

Thought I seen it all. Then I see this!!! Great

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Yay! Glad you found this!

[@noble_wine]

I miss this guy.

[@ScottMartinson]

I had the enjoyment of Mr. Carlin live. I hadn't laughed that hard for that long in a very long time 😂

[@OlliGarch]

He was a genius. May he rest in peace.

[@OVWX]

13:21-13:36 Did he just unintentionally invent Yelp? 😮 The man really was a genius.

[@MannyEmm]

George Carlin is the very best at stand up. He simply is, not was, but is hilarious!! Yes, there are so many excellent ones, Newhart, Rickles, Seinfeld, Pryor, Iglesias, Johnson-Reyes, Williams, so many others, but Mr Carlin tops my list!

[@ac13apollolee77]

The one and only and still best !

[@lovemojiheartkiss]

I love that you're finally active on this channel again and posting more of his old clips! Please post the Uncle Dave bit next or any thing from Doin It Again, Back In Town, or Life Is Worth Losing next! (my 3 favorite Carlin specials lol)

[@charliemirus4124]

8:23 I’ve told this brother / red light joke for years (not sure who I heard it from); I never realized it was a Carlin joke! Classic!

[@martinsto8190]

11:55 i think we could all pretend that look he gives would be his reaction to the self driving cars currenty driving around.

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Oh yeah!

[@matthewdubay1180]

I can pretend anything, that anyone asks of me. I have a great imagination.

[@pudlmaker]

Ohhh, the memory! In my late teens early 20s we all had sports cars. Supra, 300ZX, RX7, and the station wagon. My Supra was a manual and buddies 300ZX was automatic... Think you see where this is going. 😆We were out at a place that had consoles you could play like Sega, Playstation and Nintendo ( just setting up how old this is ) We had a few drinks and buddy didn't feel comfortable driving, I was like, hold my beer, I got this. As we left the parking lot I dumped the clutch, shifted and floored it driving my face straight into the steering wheel!

[@lordscrewtape2897]

This is, I think, my favorite bit of his... pretty much non stop laughter...

[@aquatrax123]

Dam, the wireless mics from 1985 look awesome.

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

High tech 🎤

[@aarongreenfield9038]

That stage set is right out of that laser disk game time traveler.

[@MaMary-i2g]

I sure do miss you George. No one like you, but we sure do need one to make fun of the absurd reality we live in today.❤✌️ George!!

[@karencontestabile6064]

First saw him on the Smothers Brothers Show 1967, way back. ❤❤❤

[@SWATEngi]

Gotta love his work ^^

[@kenhurley4441]

Evidently good ole George followed me one day and made a joke about it. Dang! Funny stuff!

[@Swlabr61]

I remember I bought the cassette tape of "Carlin On Campus." Funny how there's so much of this video I remember and know what he's going to say. 😆😆 Like "AND THE GODDAMN RADIO IS THIS LOUD." 😆😆😆😆

[@1993seanmcg]

Carlin on Campus is a true classic special. It’s got a great intro where George is the class clown then the special starts. This whole section is great, along with his water table, he calls his office. “If this is my job, it’s gotta be my office.” 😂 there’s a great bit about how we call people assholes behind their backs. And of course, the finale… Ratshit, batshit, dirty old twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! *FUCK!*

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

You know your Carlin on Campus! Thanks for tuning in. Stay tuned for more ✌️

[@barbaraarnzen5181]

He's the best - in so many ways!! 😅❤👍✊

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Glad you liked this!

[@djhrecordhound4391]

One of only 2 of George's albums I'm missing on vinyl

[@tsopuaifa]

George is my man. ❤

[@kevingilchrist3188]

❤❤❤❤❤ from Edgewood BC Canada 🇨🇦 😍 ❤❤❤R.I.P ❤❤

[@giniaRed]

We sure need a George Carlin in today's politics

[@Rimansa]

We do, check put Josh Johnson. He's brilliant

[@hutchkoronian9782]

He is phenomenon he is unplaceable

[@fireballsoutherner]

"Pay the 50 dollar deductible". This must be one of his late 60s skits.😂

[@RalphOnofrio]

GENIUS!!!

[@elgringoec]

One of the best humorists ever. I was around to buy his first album. It wasn't till much later when he started opining about politics that he was questionable.

[@bobbyknight3589]

😂😂😂 omg this is so accurate

[@bjrqiup]

His delivery is like Robin Williams in the early days . Witty quick . His word play is genius like Mitch Headberg. He’s cynical like Bill Burr. It’s like he’s all these great comedians into one. He’s the goat

[@martinjohnson1534]

With a hint of Lee Evans body language.

[@ProudPapaJD]

It’s almost as if, and hear me out here, those people were emulating HIM! 😂😂

[@awesometopics1988]

He's really spot-on with a lot of those things I really truly do those when I'm driving crazy how we're all so similar

[@sf-dn8rh]

The parking space part sooo true

[@luisfonteboa3118]

I've had some really cool teachers in junior and senior high school. I would love George to be one of my teachers.

[@Slatinum_bookies]

First wrong thing I've ever heard him say was this door handle joke at the beginning; "that's why they're gonna get rid of them"

[@kevingilchrist3188]

❤❤❤❤ from Edgewood BC Canada 🇨🇦 😍 ❤❤❤

[@jimputnam2044]

This skit is 25 years old. Nothing has changed with the driving LOL.

[@Dethneko]

That outfit, the way he's moving around, I keep thinking it's Waluigi.

[@marlenalinne]

Serious ball injury!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leveller123xyz]

The Master

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

"It sure isn't a robot car!" *nervously raises hand* "um... actually...."

[@sf-dn8rh]

He predicted Tesla self drive

[@SpecialSP]

The only new car my parents ever bought was a 1967 Oldsmobile Cutlass, 6 cylinder, 3 speed on the column with no power brakes OR power steering! You could do 0-60 mph in 15 minutes! One of my co-workers let me use his car to go home during lunch, as I had an ulcer and was on a "special" diet. It was my first time driving a Buick Electra WITH power brakes and steering. When I braked to slow down, I almost went through the windshield. On the road, going around a curve, almost put me into a tree. Once I got used to it, I was so disgusted with mom's car!

[@babadook4173]

Hello there, thank you for amazing video, Im always excited when a new video shows up. Can you upload the complete show "On Campus 1984". or reference to a source?

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

We'll be doing more pieces from all his specials, but you can stream the full specials on Tubi for free. On Campus is here: tubitv.com/movies/503291/george-carlin-on-campus

[@luisfonteboa3118]

HIPPIE MENTALITY. TOTALLY COOL

[@Wolf.51.50]

Genius.

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Glad you liked it!

[@GK2o]

even George Carlin would've been a great driver's ed instructor!

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Yes, but who would you rather have Bob Newhart or George Carlin?

[@GK2o]

@ Carlin. he's the man who narrated my childhood children show, Thomas and Friends!

[@charlesmiller9789]

Very Intelligent !!

[@guylamullins3602]

Driving through Nebraska on I80. Drive awhile. Hallucinate awhile. Drive a litttle while longer.

[@Remcore020]

There have been few people that have had a bigger influence on the way i view the world.

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

This stage is probably what Rufus’ room looked life.

[@Bassman97]

Steering wheel I put my hands and 4 and 11. Can't fuckin find a place to rest my elbows so I'll just make it up as I go!

[@beanburrito8903]

Lol before he lost hope in humans 😂

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

"Have you noticed that everyone driving slower than you is an idiot?" And everyone driving faster than me is an asshole, yeah. 😂 I try to fight those impulses. With varying degrees of success. XD

[@davidnetterwald1846]

14:14 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DirransRL]

This is the first time I've seen a segment older than Jamming in NY.

[@TV-yb2bn]

Now a days it really could be a robot car

[@cutl00senc]

Idiots in the left lane, maniacs in the right …. here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

[@johnking1896]

I remember two guys in high school who were close to him, now ' close ' is all in the mind of who is both like me a fellow student of an " Idiot " or " Maniac ", or like many here and there, had to DEAL with those two and I can picture them in many places, ( I can also picture those that lived there and asked often, " Who the hell is/are in the car ahead of us " ? !!!. LOL If any of you had to really deal with one or both, ' I understand how you feel I really do ' Think about the family they grew up with LOL.

[@elidossantos1034]

It’s super ironic that this was posted today. I was in a car accident earlier today.

[@matthewdubay1180]

I hope that you are ok. I am not sure, that the word irony, can be quantified.

[@matthewdubay1180]

@@elidossantos1034 my friend just got unbelievably pregnant.

[@elidossantos1034]

@@matthewdubay1180 congratulations to her! wait what’s unbelievable about a pregnancy?

[@matthewdubay1180]

@@elidossantos1034 Correct

[@keithwee]

❤

[@mut8inG]

Thank you, KZbin😍

[@richcampus]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@BeverlyLopez-k4s]

LOL.We're so backwards.😅

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Jesus fish on the back of a car is how I know I’m behind a bad driver.

[@Jonathan-t8d6z]

I had an idiot behind my car with his high beams on. I fixed that with my outside rear view mirror.

[@erfroot3829]

This is Awesome 👍🏿😎

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@mtbalpinecounty]

💪😆

[@billdux3271]

😊

[@carolritscher6533]

😂

[@coryryder9070]

lol i live at boarder there is 1 truck semi lane then car lane for crossing then turning then finally i can get out when there is huge lines i got ppl thinking im cutting the line trying to get to my driveway

[@OfficialGeorgeCarlin]

🤣

[@jamesmusisca7547]

comic master

[@Low760]

Did Robin Williams study under him? I've never heard george before, but I've heard Robin and it's very similar.

[@mousemd]

I got 3 tickets for speeding early on after starting to drive. I started going the speed limit. Whenever someone would ride my bumper, I would go 10 miles under the speed limit. That got them to their destination faster! I didn't do that to irritate. I did that for safety. What if I had to brake?

[@Toutvids]

This is the old stoner Carlin, I liked it when he got angry and twisted several years later.

[@coryryder9070]

i first got my drivers and messed with huge line of ppl going like 2 km

[@DanWint]

George was funnier, back then, he dropped off the deep end latter on, still liked him.

[@Amfrabrikerbabbin]

The best comedian. Compared to Sinbad, who is the worst, is so ridiculous, that's the only laugh Sinbad deserves. A ridiculous comparison.