TikTok Drama I Am WAY Too Invested In - REACTION

[@Utaunei]

"If women won't have sex with you they're useless to you" SOMEONE TELL HIS MOMMA HE SAID THAT

[@beautifulmidnight]

THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT. “Happy birthday, sweetheart!” “Grandma, if you ain’t givin me the bedroom fun, you’re useless. Get outta here.”

[@franl155]

@@beautifulmidnight - My instant thought was, can't he afford an inflatable woman who'll give him "bedroom fun" on demand with absolutely no effort on his part?

[@BurrosSWE]

Hahaha weird fuckin post. What does incest got to do with anything? You bitches are so dumb you dont even understand context anymore.

[@elisabethb.131]

Also interesting word choice as he just called himself a user.

[@bettyveronica9880]

She probably heard him...down in her basement.

[@KaiWonderfulAdventur]

My favorite response to the lock and key "analogy" is: "Right, well a pencil sharpner that sharpens many pencils is a great pencil sharpner, so all the pencils go to it, BUT a pencil that's been sharpened by many pencil sharpners becomes smaller and smaller, spent, and no one wants a small and spent pencil so stay pure kings ;) "

[@MistressSuki92]

perfect 😂

[@pantsenfuego9986]

That’s an even crappier “analogy” and not clever.

[@BurrosSWE]

Yes thots have alot of excuses.

[@LilThreat88]

Good one!

[@Theshowoffcollector]

Pencils can be used without a pencil sharpener but without pencils a pencil sharpener is worthless. So are you saying women are worthless without men?

[@scook449]

This guy "Women should only sleep with one guy" Also this guy "If women don't slept with a guy she is dating, she is useless" This guy again "Men shouldn't marry because there is no benefit for them" (seen more of his stuff) Dude wants all the benefits of a committed relationship but doesn't want any of the responsibility. Pretty sure wanting benefits but no responsibility is the definition of the word ~Entitled~

[@coolkumquats]

I think he's actually looking for a hyper-realistic sex doll, not a human partner with a brain and emotions. This is the problem with lots of men who think they're entitled to women's bodies and attention - they don't really view women as people.

[@vangu2918]

@@coolkumquats Like serial killers.

[@d-1381]

he fits right in with the guys on paternity court,... except those get laid.

[@OrontesRM]

you absolutely nailed the big picture here: me, me, me, you owe me, I won't do anything for you. I don't think he realises that he's doign everyone a favour: he took himself off the menu...

[@giggle_snort]

Guys like him are just gross. You want what's "owed" you? Well, good, because I owe you a knee to the groin.

[@southerncatlady]

I love how men like that podcast guy will say, "if she don't give you bedroom fun, she's useless," but THEN say stuff like, "a woman who's had multiple partners is a s**t and no man wants that." Can't have it both ways, bubs!!

[@kawansiesquad6659]

Right??? Like they want a virgin, but also a sex goddess?? U can’t have both Bub! There ain’t no person on earth that is going to be a master of sex without previous experience. Like, you can only either have an “innocent virgin” who don’t know shit, or a “slut” who can give you a good time🤦‍♀️🤨🤨 They so fucking stupid stg🤧🙄

[@southerncatlady]

@Shayleen Mead YES!! Does he even listen to himself when he talks?? Do any of them? They speak in direct contradictions. And their cult followers don't even seem to notice!

[@coltonsmith3270]

shame you don't get it.

[@kawansiesquad6659]

@@coltonsmith3270 get what exactly??

[@southerncatlady]

@@coltonsmith3270 if you have an issue with this opinion on this mentality, why are you here? Literally nothing about Charlotte's videos promotes this mentality.

[@raveneldawnstar]

"If a woman wont give you the bedroom fun, they're useless to you" as an asexual, I am so happy to be useless to these men.

[@lillianrhiannon]

Ngl, seeing this guy, I have never been more glad to be asexual

[@SneakyCatAgent]

How this dude says he doesnt wants to fuck a woman with a high ‘body count’ and then turns around and says that

[@dawnmurray5126]

My medical issues make wanting sex... just saying there are some reasons that are legitimate

[@nelsonjohncarvero8177]

Good, cause no one cares

[@briannagalvin762]

As a Biromantic Asexual who is sex positive I will have to say I maybe useless to guys like him but for my man that I love so very much I’m not useless so ha 😂

[@InteriorDesignStudent]

"If a woman doesn't give you 'fun' in the bedroom, she's useless." Okay. Sorry, guy's mom, sisters, aunts, nieces, and girl cousins. Please do not work on him, women doctors and nurses. Do not defend him, female lawyers. Pull him over, women cops. Hope a girl doesn't come to fix his plumbing, electrical, or appliances. Or service his car, or drive his Uber, or fly the plane.

[@melissafields3376]

Lol! And don't be the cook, server, hostess, cashier, manager, mechanic, dentist, cosmetic surgeon or cashier for this guy!!! Remember ladies "we're worthless " to him unless we're in the bedroom!!🤣. I wonder how many women he actually has to depend on, like are all his "people " male or does he employ any females at all? I've never even heard of this guy; but I'm guessing he's famous!? Therefore he'd need help with his finances, promotions, public relations, a host of other things.

[@absolut_dre]

There's very few women doing this jobs anyway let's be real

[@luizamarcondes]

I was thinking about that as well

[@mindyschocolate]

@@absolut_dre uh, they are definitely represented in the hospitality fields, and as for me, I’m serving, so there’s that.

[@absolut_dre]

@@mindyschocolate Interesting how you did not mention plumbing, construction, electrical or any industrial/blue collar work

[@callycagney7665]

Did that first dude make it out that woman having an Instagram is them having a for sale sign around their necks????? Woman aren't object to be sold That is humongous levels of insecurity

[@bigbearkat2010]

What makes it really rich coming from this guy is that Curtis Conner already made an entire video roasting him like a frozen turkey and in it shows the guy has an Instagram posting the same kind of thrist traps that he finds so offensive.

[@lynneufeld3175]

He sounds like an incel IMO

[@Kayenne54]

I didn't get past "men like sex, women like attention [subtext: instead of sex]" comment. Doesn't he know women like GOOD SEX? he's obviously underperforming on many levels.

[@ladyredl3210]

@@Kayenne54 no because if they figured that out, they'd have a admit how shit they are in bed.

[@New-iu9wl]

Who the f*** is that podcadt dude? Whetlre is his brain???

[@randolphphillips3104]

Two notes: To the guy that "just gave her 2 good rounds": It isn't how often you pull into port, it is whether or not you make sure all the passengers are able to get off. To the fart on the impromptu date: I flat out threw up on a date. Not only did she go out with me again, we have now been married 33 years.

[@melissablackwood]

It's way easier to get an outfit cleaned than it is to find a good "cruise director." 🛳

[@randolphphillips3104]

@@melissablackwood ??????

[@SD-ik1xf]

@@randolphphillips3104 oh dear. Let me explain this…… the cruise director refers to the ‘pulling into port’ comment and also getting the passengers “off”. The dry cleaning refers to the guy who threw up on the first date. (I would be willing to bet every woman reading Melissa’s comment did not need to have it explained.)

[@randolphphillips3104]

@@SD-ik1xf I was trying to get cleaning to fit with staying in port (rephrasing of an old joke about boat size). I didn't throw up on her. I had a stomach bug and she wanted to do carnival rides. Managed to go behind one of their trucks before the corndog came back up. She thought she spun the ride too hard, until my buddy came over to give me sh** and found me in my bathroom repeating the act. Was sick for a week.

[@KrystyneY]

Yeah this guy is not satisfying his woman. I obviously doesn't know how

[@Firedoomcaster]

I once went to a nightclub with my future husband and his best friend, the latter I had only met that night. I farted near the bar, and it was so bad that I completely cleared a room of 30 people. My husband’s friend commented on it and I admitted to it! He then looks at me, turns and shakes my hand saying: ‘good show.’ He was a groomsman at our wedding 7 years later.

[@rachelaustin2579]

She beautifully dragged him, tied him to the back of her car, and did doughnuts! I love her!

[@dakotakulha8376]

She actually proved his point. So it's ok for women to get angry at a man for liking another woman's photo but a man can't give women the same reaction

[@nessarigby5911]

The first night I stayed at my now partner of 12 years house, I left the room to fart because I knew it was going to be bad, but I brought it back into the room with me when I came back to bed and he said he farted. He told me years later he lied and never really farted, he just wanted me to not be embarrassed. I married him.

[@90charmedndangerous]

Actually getting a bit teary eyed reading that. That's so sweet 🥰😂

[@diimidosemineral9261]

Awwww dude

[@Mama_Bear524]

Awww that’s adorable

[@mindyschocolate]

Awwwww!

[@melissacoviello2886]

Awwww

[@wardenm]

That whole "if she doesn't give you bedroom fun time she's useless to you", setting aside the obvious misogyny... what REALLY irks me about it is the complete disregard of long term relationships. Looks fade. People grow old. Intimacy means far broader things than "bedroom time". Disabled people as well or those in long distance relationships have a VERY great deal to offer. Relationships should never, ever be transactional. They need to be built on a foundation of mutual trust and understanding if you're ever to build anything that lasts.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Sorry, but all relationships are transactional.

[@ghostface8671]

@@darrenrobinson9041 Oh... honey.

[@ghostface8671]

The guy is literally just a radio shock jock but podcast form. It's not super helpful that he's a misogynistic shock jock but really nothing he says is of value lol

[@Maya_hee]

@@darrenrobinson9041 Oh man I feel so sorry for you.

[@keshaartis8365]

@@darrenrobinson9041 you need a better relationship. Not all relationships are transactional. Matter of fact, some people don't have any transactional relationships and cut off people who think that way. 💁🏽‍♀️

[@rheah7180]

As an Aussie, I only recently learnt about that ‘Fit and Fresh’ dude when our most toxic, asshole-ish, shock-jock radio host (Kyle Sandilands) kicked him off his show (literally disconnected his feed in the middle of the interview) because he was being a misogynistic, hollier-than-thou douche that was constantly interrupting Kyle and his female co-host Jackie-O. I’ve literally never liked anything that Kyle has done but I applauded him in that moment.

[@bunnyboo6295]

Funny he is know to kick off ladies if they are specking something different then his view

[@PhylliciaMatama]

Oh, I saw that clip on Twitter 😂😂. Glad they kicked his ass out because wheeeeew chile 😂😂😂

[@the_person_in_the_photo]

I haven't heard that since I don't listen to the radio but I can definitely see Kyle doing that.

[@HRwoeking]

Well wow. Kyle did something useful for once.

[@monroerobbins7551]

You know it’s bad when a totem of toxicity kicks you off his show for being toxic.

[@NoudlePipW]

When I was like 20ish I had a boyfriend who brought me to his friends house to hang out with like 5 or 6 other people(who I had never met). I accidentally stepped in dogshit and tracked it around the house without knowing. He worked it out and quietly told me, I cleaned off my shoes, and after a bit longer everyone started noticing the smell. Without hesitating he said he did it and apologised and pretended to wipe off his shoes! Haha so sweet.

[@l-u-n-a6646]

When he said “if women don’t give you ‘fun’ in the bedroom she’s useless” I was angry not only because I myself am a women but what about those who are traumatized because they were forced and know to scared to do it even in a stable relationship? WHAT ABOUT THE DISABLED!!?? What he said is rude as h-ll and I hope he suffers because of it 😤😠

[@dakotakulha8376]

Then women need to stop complaining about their man liking another woman's photo on social media

[@mandachris7146]

@@dakotakulha8376oh shut up and quit repeating yourself on every post. Don’t be mad when she liking other dudes photos and posts then

[@scarletohhaha6938]

​@@dakotakulha8376 er ...no. Literally no.

[@mommymercy]

​@@dakotakulha8376What you're saying has nothing to do with what she stated. Stop clowning bud ^^

[@dakotakulha8376]

@@mommymercy Yet, women want to look lie the victim but yet will do the same thing and cry when called out and use the YOU'RE ABUSING ME line. So stop acting like women are always the victim, they are not always the victim

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

This was a weird feeling, I feel attacked and amused at the same time... As a balding, steely blue eyed man in my early 40's, it hit home... That poor excuse of a man in that podcast isn't speaking for me or my opinions about anything. He's so full of it, it's spewing out of every orifice he got! Great reactions Charlotte, I'm not disappointed with you. Let's all be better than that dude, it's a low bar so it should be easy. Take care and stay safe.

[@missmary9950]

Love this 💖

[@SULTRYVAMPS]

🖖🏾💙

[@AimeeAimee444]

It’s what is spewing from his mouth. Kholdan, you’re a lovely man. 😁

[@randomlyswatching9481]

You are mature to understand she's not attacking you. You are also smart to understand WHY. He deserves it

[@mitchcooper5132]

As Charlotte said, Drew is coming for their insecurities, and why shouldn't she? That's what those men are doing. Bald can be really hot. I've shaved my full head of hair before and got lots of compliments with my blue eyes, haha... and I'm gay, so I'd know. 🤷

[@christinashadreck5138]

I sooooo badly wanted her to mention the fact that his headphones are literally smudging off his spray hair 🤣 I swear charlotte if you and drew did a collab it would break the internet! And I'm totally here for it 🙏

[@heathermarriette5415]

I got one would NOT watch that video. Can’t stand that drew girl…sorry not sorry

[@DarkFaeCosplay]

@@heathermarriette5415 then why you here I seen you complain twice in different comment sections now

[@heathermarriette5415]

@@DarkFaeCosplay and? Your point is….?

[@Lorian7748GenXr]

​@@heathermarriette5415haha what a stupid reply.

[@haltaracs3530]

That podcast guy is the embodiment of "Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel" lmao xD

[@RafaelHernandez-vx9ug]

Imagine criticizing women like drew makes men incel it proves that no woman can't take accountability on their actions, so much audacity

[@rachelfox8108]

@@RafaelHernandez-vx9ug Mate, do you need me to lend you some punctuation, so you can edit that comment into shit that actually makes sense? Here, take what you need: .... ,,,, ;; :: - - - - !!!!

[@dianagoenaga7263]

​@@RafaelHernandez-vx9ug My brother, you are exhibiting maiden-less behavior. I beg you to cease 🤣

[@Devils.Advocate.]

Her laugh gets me every time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I can't not laugh with her

[@XLindsLuvsPinkX]

“If she don’t give you bedroom fun”, pick an option: She just had a tough day at work, she feels (legitimately) sick, she spent the entire day chasing after, or otherwise caring for, the child(ren), or maybe (which I’m assuming is one of the main reasons he’s not getting any) you obviously said or did something that made her extremely mad at you and sees your face as more of one she’d like to punch instead of kiss OR, (as another reason he’s not getting any) you DON’T HAVE a girlfriend because your repulsive opinions on women has driven every female around the globe away.

[@florian8599]

Also, maybe she wants a meaningful relationship and that fool threw it away because of his shallow obsession with sex, or she has standards and he didn't make the cut...

[@TheBaumcm]

Here’s the thing. In any relationship that goes the distance (my aunt and uncle just celebrated their 70th anniversary), fun time is going to be off the table completely at some point. From what I’ve seen this dude is going to wind up alone because once fun time stops, he doesn’t have much personality to offer.

[@cannibalculture4499]

This story happened within the first 6 months of my hubby and I living together. It is his favorite story to tell literally anyone that will listen and/or hasn't heard it before. So, it was the middle of the night and I had fallen asleep. He was still awake next to me watching TV/watching me sleep. All of a sudden, I sat up (eyes still closed and by all appearances, still asleep.) He said about two seconds after I sat up, I farted, said "'scuse me" in a very Tinkerbell-esque voice, laid back down, and kept right on sleeping. I have talked in my sleep and even would occasionally sleep walk, for my entire life. But this one instance was just too funny. The next day, when he told me about it, I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face. That was over 8 years ago, and he still tells that story to this day.

[@peomotswagole1191]

couple goals👌👌👌

[@VasilikiTzalachanihappy]

😂😂😂😂 This story deserves to be told!!!

[@jammiejoy7143]

If my husband told that story, I'd be a widow. 😂🙈

[@MoNature777]

Generally I don't condone picking on other people's appearance, but the absolutely misogynistic and vile things that man said.. he deserves it 😂

[@ingGS]

I wonder if that guy has a girlfriend and what does she think about his opinions. It is like listening to a bigot from the 50s.

[@Bobbiii0.2]

I was actually going to say something similar. But I mean.. the shit this guy comes out with... Different rules apply lol

[@TonksTheFool]

Generally if they start it, it's fair game. And this is just dweebs constantly remarking on women's appearance and their 'use' or 'value' like they're a product. Shread them.

[@positivecynic365]

@Brad1980 why are you here friend? You can't be having a good time watching this if you think it's respectful to compare women to locks . . . I am sure there are many other videos you would enjoy more that align with your world view . . .

[@excelself]

@@ingGS he pays for a woman aka sugar daddy type. However! She’s selling so it’s alright lol 😂

[@ryankat6177]

Lol as a blue eyed person I’ve had multiple people stop me in a conversation to comment on my eyes. Like “wow your eyes are bluuuuee”. Now I know I’ve been spooking people 😂

[@loosilu]

This is the greatest thing I've learned in years.

[@franl155]

I've had people compliment the shade of blue my eyes are and ask "Have you always had them?" To which I'm often tempted to say "No, I'm breaking them in for a friend."

[@kellibrenneke2253]

Same!!!

[@bevwilkinson2853]

I've had lots of people ask if my blue eyes are real, I usually say no, they're glass, that shocks them 🤣🤣🤣

[@yawningkitty457]

Ok so I'm starting to feel a little weird here because I actually like talking to blue eyed people, they may be looking into my soul but I'm staring right back at theirs as well.

[@raincloud-5516]

I love Drew's laugh. Everytime they laughed it reminded me of the crazy hyena from lion King. I'm living for it

[@SkitAWulf242]

"If a woman does not give you 'the bedroom fun' she is useless to you" Okay, but does that include your mother?

[@smileprincess6834]

The eating cereal response was the best! And so true. Then guy still wants to justify his "2 good rounds" as if good for one partner means good for both. Sigh. Some people need to realise that you feeling pleasure does not mean the other person automatically feels pleasure too.

[@gillesgrindel7985]

If women have bad sexual partners, it's on them. 100% of women claims they already fake orgasm. Meaning 100% of women claim to LIE to their partner who thinks he did great and will not looking for improvement. When women will be honest and will be able to tell the truce, men will get better in sexual activities. If you didn't get pleasure with a man, the only person you should shamed is his former partner who made him believe he was good at something when he was not.

[@smileprincess6834]

@@gillesgrindel7985 I agree and disagree. Firstly I didn't use pronouns or genders because this goes for both men and women in any type of relationship. Secondly, I agree and disagree because, you're right, couples lack communication...but you're also wrong because people can also educate themselves and not use "my partner doesn't tell me" as an excuse. You can't just penetrate and feel like that's enough. Just like for example, I go and search/google for best ways to give blowj*bs so I can give nice ones rather than just give a sloppy job and say "but I at least did it"

[@EvilBlakey]

@@smileprincess6834 I agree and disagree, you're right that (and I'm speaking from a cis-het standpoint) we should be better at doing our own research into how to make sex better for all parties, but everyone is different, everyone's body reacts differently to different things. For example, my first gf wouldn't let me cut my nails because she got off on getting her bean scratched (wtf right?). Young and inexperienced as I was, I did the same to my next gf, and she slapped the shit out of me, asking what the fuck was wrong with me. So research, while good, only goes so far. Communication is so important, and tbqh, with the amount of women out there who think they're Sex Goddesses just because they lie there and moan once in a while, but will put a dude on blast if she doesn't cum, it's just blatant hypocrisy.

[@ghostface8671]

@@gillesgrindel7985 100% of women?... 100%? Hon, you lost the argument by lying straight off the bat. Your feelings must have been really hurt by this lmao Just admit you've never either 1. had sex with a woman in your life 2. never actually ever listed to the woman you're with to hear what they wanted or 3. Were just completely incapable of doing what she needed you to do.

[@Maya_hee]

@@gillesgrindel7985 Lol yeah, its always a woman's fault when a dude is underperforming. In all seriousness though, your comment is only partially valid as smile princess here pointed it out for you, there are more ways to get good at sex than to just use women as trial and error and this also goes for women. You can always research to educate yourself better about these activities.

[@melissawitt3773]

My boss looked at my blue eyes and said “your eyes are kinda scary”. The employee standing with us looked at him and told him his eyes looked just like mine. Blue eyed people don’t know their eyes are scary. Except I learned that when I was a teen and our housekeeper told me that her cousin said I had eyes like “The Children of the Damned”. It was a quarter of a century before I finally saw that movie…those kids and their eyes were scary.

[@Freya778]

I have never heard about blue eyes being scary. So many people in Europe have lighter coloured eyes like blue, gray, green and combinations of those, so blue eyes being scary has never been a thing here.

[@geni1147]

My traumatologist has blue gray eyes, at first what surprised me was his beard I didn’t notice the eyes, then I noticed it but they weren’t scary, it was probably because every time he saw me he was like ahh a ghost! He said I blended in with the wall hahahahahhaah, he was always cracking jokes, every time I was near him I was always laughing honestly, one time he was like do this form for me and I was about to finish but the last line was his name and I knew last last name but not the first so I ask my friend and he heard it. He was like ahh 😱 you don’t know my name as if offended. And then added you probably know the other dr (traumatologist) name right? I just smiled mischievously 😅 and said nah doc come on I only know last names. Which was true

[@FurikoMaru]

My husband doesn't get why I like his brown eyes better than mine, and there's no nice way to say that while I don't hate my eyes, they do sometimes look to me like they belong to a serial killer.

[@rkoncenasupporter]

that guy on the podcast surrounded by all those women and he's saying those things, I'm surprised they let him leave the office with his knee caps in place

[@queteimportaa.2535]

They're paid to agree and or stay quiet

[@bunnyboo6295]

Its his show and he picks a certain type of female to be on. they all tend to be attention seeking and dress like hookers.

[@OceanSongBird6355]

“If they don’t give u that special bedroom time” as soon as I heard this it reminded me of why I’m kinda anxious to go out into the dating world I am an Ace on the sexually repulsed side of the spectrum and to hear that and get a confirmation that some men just really r in it for the sex was really frustrating. I’m glad that there r good men out there but I wonder how many men r gonna be avoiding me like the plague when they learn sex and kissing is off the table 🤣 they’ll be dropping like flies 😂

[@blackcat6374]

Is nice to find another ace in here. I'm still learning about my asexuality in general so I'm not sure where I stand in all of that, but still is pretty scary. I don't want someone to take advantage of the fact that I'm not sure yet and make me do something that I will regret, so I stand far away from the dating scene at least for now. People like that piece of sh*t dob't help at all. Nice to know there's good ones out there, but not knowing when you will find a piece of trash ... yeah, no thanks

[@father_mae_i]

Louder for the people in the back Hannahhhh I'm also ace and kissing is for sure off the table for me Never kissed, never want to 😩

[@Babybunnyxox]

You will find someone patient who makes you feel safe. Just don’t do anything with anyone out of pressure. Hang on, and they will come. Happened to me 💘

[@IO-kx9oj]

If a woman has an Instagram account that's cheating. If a man sleeps with another woman that's cheating. No double standards here. None at all.

[@xXSweetsMelodyXx]

"If women don't want to give you bedroom 'fun,' she is useless to you" Wow sounds like someone is butt hurt lol! 😂

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

My mom got on the bus once and an older lady told her out of the blue she has pretty eyes. She has blue almost gray eyes. My mom was both flattered and weirded out by this spontaneous comment to a stranger. The lady's response was: "Well since we're all wearing masks eyes are then only feature we see really. For real though. I've been mistaken as an older person even if I'm almost 21 just because of a mask.

[@bunnyboo6295]

I been mistaken as an equal human been get better service with it

[@ceecee2304]

I absolutely LOVE watching Charlotte react and fan girl over Drew… I love both of them so much.

[@groot_mammii]

Collaaaaaaaaaaaab👀

[@Thalia_Rueli]

Charlotte I absolutely love you so much. When I get lonely I go back and watch old videos that I haven’t seen in a while bc you are one of my best friend. ❤

[@15430Eve]

I LOVED the Where you from clip, my heart is PUMPING that was so great I can't get this grin off my face

[@tawnyarasmussen1965]

I almost lost it when you told us "there's more, but I'm not going to show you." But, but, I NEED THE DRAMA!

[@ranaewalker4262]

First time I farted in front of my husband, we had been married for two years and he was like "YAY you finally let it out! Told you you were full of hot air!" I ran to the bathroom crying but I was also laughing my ass off because he has always said that I was full of hot air cuz I am a short ass Cancer and when I get mad I look like a puffy marshmallow... He still talks about it five years later. "Remember the first time you farted? Yeah, good times" Like dude, WTF

[@kissit012]

They take it as a sign you’re comfortable with them

[@ranaewalker4262]

@@kissit012 my hubby still talks about it to this day tho 😂

[@TheBaumcm]

I never held it in so it was never an issue (short Cancer here too) but he did piss me off one night. I should mention our aging lab had some issues and her farts could’ve easily been packaged as WMDs. She slept near our pillows. So I farted after her, under the blankets, and then Dutch ovened him until he gagged. You might want to remind him that we are sensitive underneath that tough exterior and we are hella vindictive.

[@ZombooMatrix]

3:50 But Charlotte! I'm already Subscribed! Girl, I watch you every day, you're a part of my routine!

[@LazyIRanch]

I hope she waits a bit longer before doing her video unboxing gifts from us. I'm mailing mine today and don't know how fast it can get to Canada from California. They are hand sewn by me, often while watching her videos. I have to pause sometimes from laughing so I don't mess up the stitching!

[@carlyjmc]

@@LazyIRanch hopefully Charlotte will see this x

[@Vox-Multis]

I was _this_ close to unsubscribing and resubscribing just so she would continue the video.

[@johndickinson1605]

I once walked into the kitchen where my gf had just let noxious fumes released and I just said , "What are you cooking for dinner babe ? " I love your sense of humor and vids.

[@therealheatherharris]

Can confirm my kid (and others) have told me when I'm angry that my eyes turn to ice and scares them. lol... However, I grew up with a dark-eyed dad & all he had to do was stare me down and I would bawl. Never had to do anything else. So, maybe it's just that I inherited His stare. Also - sunglasses are a must for us blue eyes. The sun is painful!

[@Kageoni187]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Drew’s amazing and evil genius laugh

[@heathermarriette5415]

It’s obnoxious af

[@katlove5481]

It makes my ears bleed. Hyenas sound better.

[@heathermarriette5415]

@@katlove5481 agreed!!

[@oratiletsimatsima9643]

I love it!! People are saying her laugh is obnoxious and I have been told the same as well about my laugh. Well, I lover hers and mine hahaha.

[@katlove5481]

@@oratiletsimatsima9643 I bet your laugh is cute. She sounds like a damn Disney villain who needs their inhaler. She can't breathe. All bad, love.

[@CatBehr]

When the first clip is deeply misogynic, you know it's going to be a good episode.

[@kamallb4650]

It could have been truth if he said those things as universal thing. Anyone drooling over people(gender they would prefer as partner) and being too invested in them or going through them like clothes is a red flag.

[@Izzy_Edward]

@Brad1980 Even if a woman is in a serious relationship, the man does not own her.

[@charminglady2011]

@@kamallb4650 this right here!!!! Totally agree.

[@bhing1483]

@Brad1980 tell me you are an incel without saying you are an incel 🙄

[@kamallb4650]

@@Izzy_Edward well that doesn't give a woman or anyone at the situation the moral right to send their revealing pictures to anyone online/offline despite having a partner......except if they're in an open relationship.

[@iancomputerscomputerrepair8944]

I'm British and a male, but I burst out laughing at Drews response to the rubbish the guy said.🤣

[@allywaite7600]

Drew has such a contagious laugh. The kind of laugh where you crack yourself up over jokes that might not even be funny and the whole room will laugh with you. Love it 😍

[@andreakramer4159]

The last clip was SO ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE AND WHAT A VOICE, I wish I had that her beautiful voice ❤ What a cute couple 💕💕

[@brklyn345]

Charlotte is a mind reader. I was 5 seconds into the Fresh and Fit foolishness before I thought that Drew needed to be brought in for this, and BAM! there she is with an EPIC read. DO IT AGAIN!!!!

[@tollish]

I have lactose intolerance. I had ONE slice of cheese pizza. I cleared 3 bowling lanes of guys who looked like body builders. They covered their faces and RAN. Got new lanes alllll the way on the other side. Blamed it on my then boyfriend. He didn't say a word. We are married now. 6 years. #blessed

[@NarYan2904]

Two years ago I could relate to the "why" lady. I thank God pandemic stopped my self-destructive habit of loyalty to that company. Was not worth it at all.

[@perlabonilla5286]

Good for you. I hope you're happier now.

[@EvilBlakey]

You thank "god" for a global pandemic that has ruined countless lives? Cool.

[@MoriacMumma7]

That Drewafualo LAUGH is prob the BEST I've ever heard😂😂😂😂! LOVE IT😂😂😂😂

[@NoWhere-But-Here]

That bedroom fun thing was freaky - what type of relationship does he have with his female relatives? Nana has something for you 🤢😵

[@Deathlyhallows-rx7hg]

I am from Spain and I have heard that lock and key argument. I agree with everything she said. That guy is pathetic!!

[@Herbal_lotus]

@Jamie Gordon it’s super common in the south and is annoying as hell

[@a.a131]

@@Herbal_lotus honestly only insecure incels use this as an argument to try to win some "p*ssy" Becausr they ain't getting any

[@ToxicMuffin15]

The last one reminded me of when my husband and I when we were dating even though there is nothing similar about it lol. We were about a month into dating and he kissed me goodbye and said “love ya” and stopped and stared at me with deep regret lol I responded with “I like you, too!” And he followed that up with “uhhh, I don’t know why I said that….I don’t love you.” And I said “it’s all good. I like you and I’ll see you later.” 6 years later and we’ve been married for 4 years 🥰🖤

[@mygreatescape9617]

I asked my man if he meant it when he said I love you for the first time and he said yes, 7 years now and still going strong

[@ToxicMuffin15]

@@mygreatescape9617 Awwwww! I joke with my husband all the time about how our relationship has been. We started dating on April 1st. So, when he said “I love you” for the first time I told him later that it was a good April fools joke. Lol

[@shaunrobertson9494]

Lol, I used to think people liked blue eyes. Didnt realize we scare people, lol. And the light thing is 100% accurate for me, squinting is a constant, lol.

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

Same 😎

[@PaininDash1]

While I was pregnant my husband and I were walking through a tiny bookstore in the mall, and I farted the worst smelling fart ever. Then he said, shockingly loud, "honey, was that you!?!?" I was so horrified. I couldn't believe he did that to me.

[@arnibarnie]

The crop circles comment gets me every time. It's so mean, I love it!!!

[@ramachandra776]

7:36 - "Who he breathing for" ? . Charlotte's expressions are so funny 🙂 . Hope Drew Afualo and Charlotte collaborate one day . Maybe as a 1 million subscriber special video .

[@amandamills6181]

According to my eye doctor, people with light eyes tend to have larger pupils, which means we commonly do have more trouble with bright light. When dilating eyes for a good look at the retina, usually it's 2 drops for a dark eye & 1 for a light eye. 1 drop & I couldn't open my eyes for hours!

[@MakaylaTomasi]

One of my favorite things about your videos, apart from your absolutely _gold_ reactions, is that you commit to the subscription bit. Even though I've already subscribed, I love seeing what you come up with for each video. Whether you plan it or it's on the spot whatever comes to mind, I love it. You're a gift, Charlotte.

[@Carey86]

As a blue eyed person, yes, bright sunlight hurts my eyes & my dr told me that bc I have blue eyes, I have a higher chance of eye cancer & loss of vision. But I do get complemented on my pretty eyes, so it’s even.😂🤷🏼‍♀️😜

[@nessieXtheXlochness]

The blue eyes thing got me because I’ve had people basically yell in my face “your eyes are soooo blue” 😂 and then proceed to uncomfortably stare into my soul 😂🤣😂

[@heroawesome8495]

3:32. I don't think there is anything wrong with looking for someone who is a virgin. That's one of the qualities I was looking for in a husband before I found mine. What gets me so fucking angry is that these trashy-ass "alpha" men think that they get the privilege of sleeping around, and women shouldn't. They get excited by the idea "deflowering" a woman, and then dump that poor girl with the mindset of "now she's ruined and no real men will love her". It's not a waiting til marriage thing, like it was for me. It's a disgusting and dehumanizing fetish.

[@leeharakas1781]

He isn’t an alpha, he’s an INCEL

[@daisietrains9981]

he sounds like someone whose mother never loved him

[@heroawesome8495]

@@daisietrains9981 or someone who had a shitty womanizing father. Could be either. Maybe both.

[@phoenix5719]

True. I'm willingly waiting till marriage and I'll find myself a partner who does the same rather than some 'alpha male' who sleeps around with random women. Not the kind of value I would want children to learn. He is a walking neon red flag and the kind of a person who will leave his partner for someone more attractive.

[@gem9535]

This is absolutely perfect and 100% correct.

[@huggledemon32]

“If a woman does not give you ‘the bedroom fun’ she’s useless to you!” Tell that to your MOTHER!- I DARE YOU!

[@SnapesDM]

If she's not giving you "bedroom fun", maybe it's because YOU have no skills she can work with!

[@huggledemon32]

@@SnapesDM lol exactly!

[@AphisiaTheLost]

OMG that first girl's laugh!! My cat ran out the room and attacked my other cat LOL.

[@alfredfreedomjones5105]

Lmaoooo 😭😭

[@heatherzwicker8031]

Josh Wolf, on YT, a comedian, knew he met his wife when he shat himself on their first date and she tried to open up an opportunity for him to discreetly leave but he loved her too much already to take the hint.

[@thedragonoracle7627]

Story time! When I was in college I took my sister with me to a convention, and my high school ex was there with some of my oldest friends. So naturally I made it my mission to talk with our friends, thus annoying the ever living shit out of him because he literally had a rant about how he hated sharing his friends’ attention. So once we take a lunch break my sister begins telling me about how she struck up a random conversation with a young lady in the group who was being pressured to give up her V card to her new boyfriend. My sister explained how she waited for marriage and I did not, but everyone is entitled to their opinions about their own sexual relationships. Apparently the lady was super happy to be validated and decided to not sleep with her new boyfriend. After that I discovered that lady was my ex’s new girlfriend 😅

[@GenerationJonesi]

When they say disrespectful they really mean-- I'm insecure, and, I need to control every single thing you do so I feel better about myself.

[@alexkoder1982]

So let's see if I have it right. They want ladies who've never been in a serious relationship before them and are thus virgins. But they also don't want the ladies to be virgins so they'll sleep with them. You can't have both. It's one or the other.

[@me2ontube]

thanks for clarifying cuz I didn't know wth he was saying

[@franl155]

I think most men who say they want virgins are really saying that they want a woman who has no previous experience so they won't realise how crap the man is in bed.

[@xen0bia]

Is that what it means?? It's seriously the first time I hear this analogy and couldn't wrap my brain around it. I had heard of the foot/shoe analogy, which is equally misogynistic and disgusting, pretty much saying a man (as the foot) having frequent sexual intercourse or having multiple partners doesn't "wear down" or "slackens off", but a woman (as the shoe) does.🤮

[@dinasilva9263]

No problem Charlotte, you can be invested in these vídeos...because we love them. They are sooooooo funny. 😂

[@mariecushnahan9122]

3:38 HER LAUGH!! SOMEONE SEND ME HELP!! I'M DYING!!!

[@lepetitangesf]

the way u and drew are laughing together every single time is so cute. it's so funny watching u doing what we do when we watch u

[@SuzzyB52]

Oh shit, it's 2:32am here on the East coast of Australia. 2 things Charlotte, I think I've woken up the neighbourhood with the hysterical laughter, and the other I think I peed myself. Friggin best one yet.

[@cocteaut]

I have a glass of wine poured ready. Let the giggles of mirth commence!

[@StrangeFacinations]

Sounds good, but it's 9:00 am here...

[@kaylawilliams2737]

A mega pint like Johnny Depp?😅#justiceforjohnny

[@Unstoppable_Unicorn]

@@kaylawilliams2737 Happy Hour is anytime!

[@TinyMelon]

@@StrangeFacinations 5 o'clock somewhere

[@cocteaut]

@Brad1980 aww sweetie, it's evening here in Ireland! Cheer up Flower 🍹🍹

[@hannavuorio83]

I’m not fan of ”lock and key”-stuff, but here in Finland we have this phrase: ”Ei se järvi soutamalla kulu” In english something like this: ”Even if rowing, lake doesn’t wear out” So lets just leave those childish ”you shouldn’t have s3x because you’re woman” to past and let’s teach to teenagers that we can buy their condoms, they should use them and that we respect everyone not putting them down like that. It’s not anything to be shamed. People just grow to believe that bs because of old beliefs.

[@kelliesharpe1067]

i've been married for 30 years and i've farted ONCE... ONCE! in front of my husband. it was while i was trying to push our youngest son out of my body. he still celebrates it to this day. literally at least once a week and our youngest is 23 years old. ONCE!

[@m.z1256]

that is so cute

[@milanyamaccaw5248]

I’ve had people come up to me and told me to close my eyes because they were too blue and scary, and then I have others that are in complete awe and ask for my eyes when I die so they can put it on a shelf. 😅😩😂

[@raychwagner3657]

As a fellow blue-eyed person I can agree that there really is no in between 🙃🙃😂

[@milanyamaccaw5248]

@@raychwagner3657 zero in between 😂

[@slothdance2020]

That screaming nurse needs to be in every horror movie ever! OMG her scream is amazing!

[@kayleighandhercat1351]

Drew is one of my favorites. She's hilarious, she's intelligent, and she's gorgeous! I love her laugh too

[@joemomma2132]

I have so many questions.

[@rayl3103]

I agree with everything except the laugh but hey, to each their own.

[@bridgetlove1884]

@@rayl3103 yeah her laugh is annoying but everything else I can get behind.

[@rayl3103]

@@bridgetlove1884 I hear you but for me, there’s really nothing wrong with the laugh itself. It just doesn’t seem to match her voice. To me, it sounds like I’m listening to two different people. Is that weird? I won’t shame anyone for their laugh though. If that’s a person’s laugh, then they should be proud and change for no one.

[@danimotherofchickens479]

She probably is intellegent, but instead of showing that all she doesn't on throw insults. It honestly make her just as bad as the trash dudes she comes for. Her point would be better made

[@alyxwithay6516]

My husband knows I bite when he reaches for my food 😂 then I never finish it and he glares at me. It’s been 3 years.

[@shermf2986]

The farts conversation got me! I’ve been married to my man for 4 years in June, together for 10 years in August. I think farting is one of the things that keeps us together. Juvenile humor at its best. 🤣

[@ItsJordanfromyourgrave]

2:11 okay the chucky laugh is killing me rn 😂😂😂😂

[@darlenedurgan1340]

Charlotte I'm going through a rough time and your videos always make me laugh. Thanks for that!

[@kadenhiggins9338]

Hope things get better for you soon!!❤️

[@kmallory100]

I've never seen a woman walking around with a "for sale" sign. Even the women who do make money with their looks or body.

[@gillesgrindel7985]

And so what ? You never saw any doesn't mean it doesn't exist... Do you really think owning all the knowledge of the world ? Do you really think if you don't know something, it means that doesn't exist ? Seriously ? Your comment makes absolutely NO SENSE.

[@Maya_hee]

@@gillesgrindel7985 Lmaoo are you really trying to defend that. The only time you will ever see a women walk around with a "for sale" sign is if she is being sold at an auction or in a sex trafficking ring. Lowkey its kinda concerning how you are so passionate and seem upset about the fact the average woman doesn't seem to hold a "for sale" sign.

[@thewizard555]

@@gillesgrindel7985 hell is specially made to treat people like you

[@a.kenneth3521]

Telling on myself: I let out a huuuge, loud fart. My S/O laughed and said, “Dragon butt!” We still call each other Dragon Butt 25 years later. 🐉 💨

[@kristiz8194]

Drew’s laugh does it for me everytime 😂😂😂 she’s the hyena we never knew we needed😂 I absolutely love her

[@elspeth9564]

5:37 he looks like he air brushed his entire head brown and then failed to take it off or kinda like a white board where you color it all in and rub out like a square shape in it

[@Vee-Shan-CC]

First time I slept in the same bed as my SO I blasted myself awake with a fart. I was mortified and then realized that he sleeps with earplugs so he heard nothing. I laughed myself to sleep after that. He knows and gets a good chuckle from it.

[@Kotaevln]

Goddammnit this second chick mixed with Charlotte is too many wonderful laughs in one place.

[@WhisperinAngel]

Drew's giggle is everything lol

[@amandaeskew415]

I thought that laugh was fake but I guess I'm wrong lol

[@azedk418]

As a guy I would like to apologise for the absolute puke mixed with smelly s hit that guy just forced upon us all! 🙌🏼

[@katlove5481]

Don't apologize for being a guy. That's not a problem. Apologize for the woman making these dumb ass tiktoks. What have you as a person done to a female where you feel the need to say sorry? Buck up. You don't owe any woman an apology if you've done nothing wrong. Feminazies are ruining everything. For real woman and real men.

[@thecoolgrandma7208]

I have to wonder if he really believes the crap he spews on air or if he just spouts the crap for the attention? I mean if a bunch of people mention his show and the BS, then it generates curiosity and people go and rewatch his podcast. Doesn't matter if he gets a bunch of likes or dislikes he's getting a lot of viewers. Viewers in his case could still mean $$$.

[@xBrii333x]

The blue eyed thing is hilarious. My eyes are more of a gray-green-blue situation, but when I wear certain colors they turn a terrifying shade of ice blue/gray. I only wear those colors when I actively want to unsettle people.

[@teenybabs]

6:10 Read in the news today: "Calling man ‘bald’ is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules" "Commenting on a man's baldness in the workplace is equivalent to remarking on the size of a woman's breasts, they suggested." "The ruling - made by a panel of three men who in making their judgement bemoaned their own lack of hair" This is 100% real and watching this just made me giggle all the more.

[@delulu.land.]

This girls laugh is SENDING me over the edge 🤣😂💀 I actually can't take it!!

[@noodle_water]

I LOVE DREW SHE'S CARRYING THE WHOLE APP AT THIS POINT 😭

[@L.K.Rydens]

Just to make myself feel better, let me point out the obvious: a lock with many keys might be "useless", well honey, a key is just as useless when the entire town has access to it #pleasedontreproduce 🙄 😌

[@tonypatino1765]

That doesn't make any sense

[@L.K.Rydens]

@tonypatino1765 You need both key and lock for either of them to be purposeful. A lock's (security) efficiency value can be assessed by the number of keys that can open it. If many keys can open it, it's not very secure. However, a key's security efficiency value is not calculated by how many doors it can open (as implied by the Einsteins using this analogy), because if a lock has one key but 1000 people has access to that key, then the entire point of locking anything becomes redundant, because the key makes it useless. If you want it more on the nose: women could adhere to purity bs all the men that measure themselves by no real value they have and instead by the woman their with, but if that guy has slept around he brings all the nastiness into the relationship with him, making any purity bs redundant bc he f*cks it up by default. Simply: you don't get less STI's bc you are a dude, and that makes you sleeping around equally gross from any measure, so if guys want to measure by that standard - we will too. It's not really rocket science.

[@sarahwatson3192]

My cousins have amazing blue eyes. One has almost white eyes, my mom has blue eyes… my dad had blue eyes. Both set of grandparents had blue eyes my my great grandfather on my mom’s side had green eyes. I have green eyes. But anyone outside my family with blue eyes is staring into my soul.

[@owlgirl2337]

Her laugh is contagious 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 yes and destroys the dude with the lock n key analogy

[@kristenfambrough3698]

I swear Charlotte may be reacting to other videos, but her personality MAKES ME STAY!! 😁❤

[@Idfffffk]

Drews laugh sounds insane, i love it

[@izzaamazing9277]

5:49 The hairline is God's warning signs 🤣🤣

[@shantiaventurin33]

1:37 her laugh is HILARIOUS !!!!

[@relativly_useful]

I have blue eyes too, and I agree with the light sensitivity but I always feel uncomfortable when looking someone dead in the face so I try to avoid locking eyes 😂😂