Stephen Delivers The Restate Of Our Union

[@emibeth7504]

I’m watching old Colbert monologues tonight, stumbled on this one. When he said “if something, God forbid, happened at the Capitol”, I almost got chills.

[@bryanmurray9026]

Cpvcp

[@mrwilson7617]

The future called. It gets worse.

[@Sharon-rp7ir]

ahahahahahaa yupp

[@nath-wp7xp]

He’s back baby!

[@alexad5434]

“You think I won’t burn this place to the ground to stay out of jail?” This hits a little too hard in January 2021.

[@petershadda4842]

Yup.

[@davelee2876]

Yep

[@evanceier8577]

Don't worry past version of this guy! Three months later... its still hurts.

[@Kikokiki_tt]

I'm rewatching some shows and the moment he said that i was like, ohh foreshadowing?

[@JP-lh1uy]

It’s like Stephen could see into the future

[@gayleelliott3319]

Thank God for Stephen Colbert!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one show at a time.

[@GreenDragon11]

Courage Karnga You both nailed it! Stephen is the absolute best!! I wonder if he would ever consider running for President, hmm 🤔. Not that I would wish it on him that’s for sure!

[@carolynmcmickle9742]

“You think I won’t burn this thing to the ground to stay out of jail??!” Omg Stephen was clairvoyant 😳😉💙

[@ElmerFuddGun]

*_And no one knows how to put something out of business like Donald Trump_*

[@NavidKhan84]

Facts!

[@BognaZone]

@@joannbowden6220 it was a money laundering front.

[@elmeralvarado1236]

@@BognaZone If I needed facts, I'll ask Donald Trump . Sponsored by Chevron :)

[@rodneypratt4324]

Orange boy just piles on the lies and lies . we have not yet begun to dream? are you shiting me I dream of you wearing a orange jumper and I can't wait for them to take away your wig and your tan lotion

[@rodneypratt4324]

Actually in 2015 Singapore and Switzerland had better economies than the United States and their people live longer so he's talking out of his f****** ass especially with the Republicans in charge and they're now dumping everything in the streams because there's no regulations that's right folks hire a Republican and you get no regulations Bad drinking water fracking near schools yes, all you have to do is vote Republican and get shity drinking water if you don't believe me ask the people in Flint Michigan

[@S0ulmirror]

Loving Clobert throwing out absolute bombs of burns. Props to the writers and kudos to his delivery, especially on the last line.

[@sillygoose635]

@@Shreddingharley looking in the mirror eh?

[@nabanitabanerjee9385]

@@Shreddingharley Shed ur brain, eh?

[@nicholasgardiner9601]

SHRED SHRED SHRED Proofread before you send or post.

[@ElmerFuddGun]

*_Trump leaves White House soon_* - the hopes and prayers of so many around the world!

[@ivepeters]

@George Cipollone Worldwide

[@edmondbhenderson6569]

Still snowing? Boycott mainstream bunch of brainwashing Fool's

[@hazukichanx408]

That was practically trolling. May as well say "Today, Trump was in-peached... that is to say, *eating a peach!"*

[@brandon_crow1291]

@@edmondbhenderson6569 Ya they often do lie, like when they say that Bernie Sanders, and ACO are socialists even though thats complete bullshit and easy to see when you actually know what you're talking about and what they want to implement.

[@CP-od5ws]

Lmao 2020

[@nunnayrbznez7745]

he called her the first lady because he couldn't recall her name...again

[@Some01E3]

Bad taste.

[@annnee6818]

Lol

[@michaelwertzy9808]

@@Some01E3, swallow and don't spit

[@prettybrowneyez3338]

Poor Melania...

[@hankt8491]

Melanie must really hate Trump

[@lakerwalt]

Someone should have brought Robert Mueller as a guest.

[@patty8894]

"Good One" 😂😂😂😂

[@patrickschooley731]

They tried, but he was too busy actually doing his job

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

You mean trickle down economics failed yet again? Shocked I tell you

[@briand8090]

Mueller would probably decline any invitation, since he is deep in an investigation. Which of course is ruining the opportunity for legislation.

[@unknownentity742]

Or James comey.

[@aciarduce]

"Like watching paint lie." Couldn't have put it better myself!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I crown Stephen Colbert King of late night!

[@rickbones3201]

aciarduce I believe you

[@andmos1001]

I am so glad I where sound asleep when that spech happend

[@andmos1001]

@@stormyweather9570 I just did the more sane thing: reading the transcript

[@brandon_crow1291]

@@stormyweather9570 Wouldn't be much of a difference, it would still be full of contradictions and lies. It would just be the long form version.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

The State Of The Investigation Is Strong!

[@couragekarnga8735]

And the state of the many defendants is guilty!

[@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250]

good one

[@Marny5580]

I was fed up with him when living in NY for 40 years -- and now he's everywhere, like manure.

[@le2800]

Marny5580 And once on your shoes very hard to get off!!!

[@nacarreira777]

or cancer

[@streetbeaglekz1923]

Choked on my rice seeing this.

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Hey, not liking the guy is no reason to insult manure like that.

[@urtosexyahaha]

Chakat Stripedfur I know. Manure doesn’t deserve it.

[@mansoorkhan8169]

"TOLERANCE IS CRUELTY, WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY and I weigh 239 pounds." I think Orwell would be proud.

[@jeptime657]

Funny... But I guess fat shaming is good if it's about Trump's.

[@keystonekabes]

Jep Time it isn’t about fat shaming Trump. It’s about the painfully obvious lie about his obesity.

[@jeptime657]

@@keystonekabes im not protecting him... I hate his guts too. But he never said he was thin, nor fit. And Libs are always into being fat but beautiful... Guess not always. I just hate the double standard.

[@keystonekabes]

Jep Time again it isn’t about his body weight. It’s about his vanity and dishonesty. Had he used a plausible weight like 260 no one bats an eye but a weight just below BMI for obesity is plainly a lie.

[@jamesburgess2k]

@@jeptime657 maybe you don't know the full context of the joke. He literally hired a fake doctor AND a military one to not only publically tell everyone that he 1) was one of the most healthy and fit presidents ever, but also that 2) they said that he was 239 pounds and 6'3, *conveniently* putting his BMI at 29.9..... just below the 30.0 threshold for him to be officially described as obese, rather than merely overweight. This has little to do with him being fat, and more so that he will needlessly lie over anything, even the stuff that's obvious to everyone.

[@TheCstar07]

You know for someone who is innocent he sure is worried about the investigation a lot

[@BognaZone]

He isn't innocent.

[@FutureChaosTV]

"for someone who THINKS he is innocent" There fixed it ;-)

[@jstravelers4094]

@@FutureChaosTV The truth is whatever he decides it is. And his minions are happy to believe it.

[@enriqueali]

@@FutureChaosTV "Someone who PRETENDS he's innocent"...

[@Some01E3]

We are about to find out aren't we!?

[@tarinai344]

(".. blah blah.. the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigation.. blah blah") I have never EVER seen such a guilty person..

[@JH22533]

"You think I won't burn this place to the ground to stay out of jail..." Wow..... This hasn't aged well.....

[@bloodstoneore4630]

stephen looks so different here and it was barely two years ago

[@JP-lh1uy]

@@bloodstoneore4630 that is what trump does to a person who has morals

[@timothymccaskey4362]

And the parts of the Teleprompter that he wasn't suppose to read out loud were highlighted by a salad.

[@TheCalico72]

LMAO!!!

[@dianerhys]

Bazinga!!!

[@Tinx.]

Timothy McCaskey 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarabeth9877]

Teehee 😂

[@cpallas4411]

The flaming car is a better representation of or country than that speech

[@TheDarkMessiah]

Booker/Flaming Car 2020

[@larrypanus2385]

How much anus is too much .

[@yourmajesty631]

Yes hopefully we can get rid of democrats

[@davidtruett3346]

Hopefully that car doesn't have gasoline or we would have our "designated survivor".

[@perrywalton2464]

@@yourmajesty631 please hold your breath.

[@powelllanguages6528]

The investigation is scaring him to death. Anyone wonder why?

[@bethaanykatee95]

Not really !!😂😂

[@renaissanceman21c]

Powell Languages It’s not scaring him. He knows it’s bullshit as I’m sure you do too.

[@Himbeertortee]

Because hes guilty

[@starkissed3878]

He's been doing shady stuff for years hes going to get caught on money laundering for the Russians.

[@SilverCanary1]

@@renaissanceman21c you just watch. First they'll come for his children. when he's got nothing left they'll come for him and he'll tell them everything!

[@AwkwrdPrtMskrt]

7:59 "You think I won't burn this place to the ground to stay outta jail?" Holy Jeebus, after the 6th of January this quote stings differently.

[@duaneappo4150]

Isn't it illegal to lie to Congress??? Lock him up!!!

[@Swift2001]

Not on the floor of Congress, unfortunately.

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

Duane Appo Yes, it is illegal to lie to Congress!!! 😣😡He continued the stupid wars, ffs! 😣😡

[@rovvy221]

Only when during testify.

[@jefschobert9765]

We may find ourselves Fleeing in shotgun shock And we may find ourselves Caravanning to another Part of the world And we may find our country Being steered by lunatical Madmen at the wheel And we may find ourselves Without our beautiful houses Without our beautiful life And we may ask ourselves Hell..can it get any worse? Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Why does it need to be this way And we may ask ourselves Do we need spying oversight We may tell ourselves It doesn't matter if I cast my individual vote And we may tell ourselves Don't blame me For losing our beautiful life Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Our liberty dissolving And liberty being removed Yet there it is inside us In the core of our hearts One nation under liberty Carry forth that liberty In the cores of our hearts Share that liberty In the cores of our hearts Letting our freedoms go bye Let corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round It's the banks again Into the new Bitcoin Instead of coins and bills Cash makes the world go round Letting our freedoms go bye Into the new Bitcoin Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Do we need a beautiful house And we ask ask ourselves Do we need more concrete highways And we may tell ourselves If it's all right then there's nothing left And we may say to ourselves Oh my county Where have you gone Trump isn't helping us Trump isn't after us Trump isn't holding up Trump is a pony ride Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce in this lifetime Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce on this lifetime

[@richardckennard]

Jef Schobert Beautiful poem!!

[@Fallen7Pie]

"Do you think I woln't burn this sucker down to stay out of jail?" think about it

[@MicheleEngel]

Fallen7Pie - Indeed! That was an immensely powerful line. Evoked a visceral reaction. Colbert really knows how to nail it when he wants to.

[@hasher2265]

Rip him a new one Stephen 😎🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@averywho6430]

Mike and Nancy looked like two divorced parents. Nancy to Mike: “This was all your fault Mike.” Mike: “Damn right it is.”

[@lauram8504]

A while back in Canada we had a country wide poll on who we thought our top Canadian was. In the end it was Tommy Douglas, the man who got us universal healthcare, which we've had since the 80s.

[@tbpearce61]

Same in Australia

[@eleora3725]

Goddamnit you guys how are you in a sane country?!? I'm stuck in good ole Trumpland...

[@michaelouellette5164]

A man with integrity and compassion and what is right for all should be on our currency

[@nozecone]

You must be a young'n - it's been more-or-less since the 60s; it was just tweaked in the 80s.

[@logangamble1890]

Some of us since the early sixties. But we had a premier who was really into health care.

[@EduardoValadez3]

Anyone else impressed by the quality of jokes considering the speed at which they had to come up with them? I know they're good but come on, now they're just showing off.

[@lawrenceatkinson5884]

I think half the jokes could be written a few days before. Trump is very predictable

[@butchbrittany1208]

Every line of the SOTU was basically a joke, so...

[@msalbert5617]

He is impressive in making a fool of himself. Nothing new about agent orange

[@TheRoybert]

Very impressive. I was in the entertainment biz for 40 yrs. That WAS championship level.

[@EduardoValadez3]

@@lawrenceatkinson5884 yes but the other shows covering this topic comedically didn't reach 50% of what they did here, wild imo

[@richtrost2676]

He has redefined the middle class just as stated. We're now the working poor.

[@hdavenport35]

Not true dushbag

[@EnigmicIdentity]

@HeyMildred "Median income is up." And the income of the bottom 40% is down from its peak around the year 2000.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

Anyone notice that as Stephan made the joke about “how long will we serve and will there be time off for good behavior?” John was playing the beginning overture of “Jailhouse Rock”? It’s that kind of subtle support that makes a true partner.

[@withien7554]

“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength” - George Orwell, 1984

[@HayderAbdulridha]

Withien, Sums up what the U.S. is about.

[@xeper.i.set.218]

“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.” ― George Orwell, 1984

[@tommyvasec5216]

How deep and true - Tommy Vasec, Feb 6th, 2019

[@hectorvega621]

@@stormyweather9570 He was talking about actual Tolatarism. Not on the Left, but not on the Right, rather both side's. Keep in mind Orwell fought in the Spanish Civil War in the Anarchist side.

[@xeper.i.set.218]

StormyWeather how do you know what context I meant when I posted it. Looks like an assumption on your part and a projection of your own meaning and understanding but it’s not what I presented. It also actually comes from the book itself so I was sourcing something like you would a reference. Please look deeper into what you are saying and ask yourself, is what I am saying belong to me or is this other person saying this. I not only studied literature but world religions, occult, esoteric and ancient knowledges. I have studied with living mentors as well as read thousands of books on very diverse subjects just in case I need to justify myself to you. Wishing you well. I’m not interested in slicing and dicing my brain into compartmentalizations politics but more interested how the parts come together to make up the whole of the picture of life, just to let you know. Many blessings on your path.

[@allendean9807]

I love it when people boo at the thought of so-called socialistic ideas, when men, women and children go hungry in our country. Where people lose everything they have built over medical bills. Where education costs bankrupt young people, or worse, inhibit their ability to even start their lives. Where the vast majority of Americans live week to week, one check away from disaster. Where corporations control the very representative government supposedly for and by the people..... socialism isn’t a bad word. Ideas that benefit ALL the people aren’t bad ideas. Americans lag behind the rest of the industrialized world in education, healthcare, innovation and overall progress, because of this brainwashed idea that banding together is a bad thing..... Of course the powers that be are against banding together. They have successfully turned our nation into a battleground of division, hatred and fear

[@Avrysatos]

Listened to bernie's speech too, did you?

[@hectorvega621]

I do not believe in the Individualism that the Right so speaks off, as they can change the meaning of Socialism to the point that it has no more meaning. The Individualism that these people so speak is that of inherent, as they have the Right to be represented more as an Individual than that of the Common man. -Hector Vega, 2019

[@jamesburgess2k]

Its funny that they are also the same ones who claim that "socialism" will take over control of the government and take away power. When that's literally the exact thing that happens now with capitalism, with giant corporations and billionaires that just lobby in our government and completely cut out the 100 million voters in our country. The hypocrisy of it all

[@lindablackwell4852]

@@jamesburgess2k Capitalism sucks; ruined our country into poverty for most.

[@lauraeden6224]

As we all fight each other for the crumbs under our corporate masters’ table...💀

[@cpallas4411]

*Clears throat* We're screwed

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh, I do hope things are not quite so dark yet.

[@babyteano1977]

😁😁

[@brittanywedd9320]

This made me choke on my coffee.

[@David-xy4br]

How so?

[@gbereterbide6440]

Pelosi's face at the end...priceless.

[@nostromov7892]

Drones, bots, walking around wearing people-faces. How they can live with themselves, after everything they've done is quite perplexing, meh. It's worse than that, though - because their behavior and actions are -directly- influencing too many people. :/

[@Chief2Moon]

Andy Richards SOMETIMES abortion is necessary for the mother's survival. While I'm in favor of it being implemented in cases of rape& incest., I stand against abortion being used simply as a retroactive contraceptive. With the republican cuts to childcare services, planned parenthood, Medicaid, etc., once those kids are born, wish em luck, because they won't get much help without good jobs&great insurance. WE take money from the poor& give it to the rich, that's a fact, admit it. Neither you or I, or our families are in the the position to have to consider abortion...I call that lucky.

[@chelseasmith4753]

Was looking for this, the ENTIRE time she had a left sided smile on order to be able to endure his B.S. Not sure how she kept her composure throughout that charade 😝.

[@greg-op2jh]

@Andy Richards if your against abortion fine. But then we should be giving out condoms and birth control and quit this abstinence based sex Ed.. because guess what it doesn't work.

[@dougcoombes8497]

Trump- the human embodiment of insincerity...

[@LardGreystoke]

Human?

[@MinersLoveGames]

@@LardGreystoke Apparently.

[@coconutmix]

Absolutely right! I didn't waste my time watching the lying clown.

[@LardGreystoke]

@first last That's the look on a psychopath's face always. Since they don't experience real emotion they study their victims' faces to see how far they can go. Newt Gingrich does the same thing in interviews.

[@mori1bund]

"This speech was like watching paint lie" - Orange paint?

[@martinamitchell8846]

And or watching paint (orange) dry.

[@Sam_T2000]

hahaha! orange man bad!

[@keshavsinghal3292]

​@@Sam_T2000so chad so original

[@jamesburgess2k]

"If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation." - Trump's SOTU, 2019 "I believe the time has come to bring that investigation and the other investigations of this matter to an end. One year of Watergate is enough." - Nixon's SOTU, 1974 Just saying....

[@cirrustate8674]

Yup. Quite similar.

[@lynbodeen]

History repeating itself as usual. We need better schools.

[@maryhamm3699]

Trump is such a slippery slimy thug. They need the time to have a solid case he can’t slip out of

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

@American Mom ~ You got that right! What angers me is that Trump's base and everyone associated with him want all investigations of their hero to end now. Not one of them even cares if he's guilty of conspiring with Putin (or worse). I doubt we'll ever know everything, but I firmly believe Trump has done *much* worse than just conspiring with Putin to fix the election (which I'm absolutely certain he did). I'm fairly disabled from several serious motorcycle wrecks (none my fault), but I swear to you, the day Trump leaves the White House for good I will dance in the streets, and I bet I'll have plenty of company. Just talking about Trump leaving has me all hyped up. I seriously hate that lying bastard. And don't anyone ask me why. If you don't know, you're part of the problem.

[@Azzazpimp]

When I heard him say that the first thing I thought was that Kelly "Collusion-Illusion" Conway wrote the speech

[@LilithGrey...FromHell]

Colbert you are a genius. Not some puffed up "stable" genius, but a genius none the less. Thank you, sir.

[@michaelbray109]

“Who ever heard of law AND order?” Truth.

[@powelllanguages6528]

How cruel is it to talk about how cruel illegal immigration is and then hire them behind our backs.

[@dafttool]

Trump’s golf resorts were a sanctuary workplace until those pesky reporters ratted him out.

[@danmac6538]

@@dafttool damn that fake news crew

[@ElmerFuddGun]

Trump's trial will be _huge..._ perhaps even the _biggest ever._

[@angeliquemaugeri9447]

YUGE! 🤞

[@jeannie3684]

That, I can tell you! Believe me!

[@TimeandMonotony]

I have trials, I have the best trials.

[@xesisgood8593]

ElmerFuddGun Very bigly👐

[@victorsalazar1273]

Those numbers will break every trial that has been televised

[@FreeRadical09]

I see Stephen and his writers are well versed in the topics discussed in Nineteen Eighty-Four. Kudos for that subtle stab!

[@deborahchinn2439]

Watching those sycophants rise from their seats applauding was really hard for me. I kept screaming at the television to the Congress: Boo them! Boo them! .....I’m proud of those members who refused to stand for any of Individual One’s lies! Indict, Impeach and and Imprison!

[@jessfromdablock]

It must've been SOOOO hard for those republicans to stand up and clap without a spine

[@maineyor5343]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[@H0VA]

It was very easy since it was the best SOTU speech ever

[@detonaterdavis3948]

Not as hard as it is for Democrats to accomplish things without brains. Wait, that’s why they don’t!

[@lindablackwell4852]

@@detonaterdavis3948 , Democrats always tends to the needs of the people. Whereas Republicans are for Wall Street, Big Pharma and Big Insurance plus Tax cuts for those who don't need I( Rich and Big Corporations).

[@marcibelle4462]

@@detonaterdavis3948 Says the "detonater" supporting the "orange idiot" Republicans are complete thickos.

[@MeredithAnne88]

I didn't watch the SOTU. This is better! Lol

[@GymAndSun]

Agreed. The real thing would be just too depressing

[@Anne--Marie]

Agree!

[@mikecole1664]

Much!

[@nafisa.t13]

7:56 .... Stephen was just prophetic here

[@Scorp308]

Pence is just creepy.

[@TechMan042]

Seems like a rational and fair assessment, based on pre-judging someone. What was the word for that.... prejudice? Ah yep

[@LipstickNTrees]

Scorp308 it’s like the - Children Of The Corn, the sequel.

[@andrewjenkins9965]

And just think, that'll be President Pence soon. Hahahaha... haha... I have no joy in life anymore.

[@collinsje5]

Pence looks like a corpse.

[@valentinarichard1602]

He reminds me of a dude who does strange things to small animals in the bushes.

[@themachine8009]

Stephen is comedy gold

[@ramsuryasrishouriemummadav8373]

If I had been a congressman in that room my guest would've been stormy daniels

[@evelineluna3682]

Hahaha... Score! A direct hit!

[@seniorlady5998]

Brilliant!!

[@sharongillesp]

So right on Stephen!

[@snowman300]

Jon Batiste’s thoughtful licks are the gift that keeps on giving

[@cheri7054]

tRump I need to work two jobs to pay my bills. I need a tax break to make it. Stop giving tax breaks to the rich and give to the poor and middle class

[@Avrysatos]

See when you get that tax break do you put it in the bank to collect interest or do you buy things you need with it? Of course we buy things we need with it. This is what really encourages economic growth, not billionaires putting their ill gotten gains in banks to collect dust-er.. interest.

[@appa609]

He did though. Almost everyone got a tax break

[@kungfoochicken08]

@@Avrysatos I don't think you understand how economics works, m8. Billionaires don't just have money sitting in the bank, it gets put into investments. Obviously they have some money in the bank to pay for expenses, but inflation eats away at the value of cash, and banks aren't paying very high interest rates.

[@thestation4768]

Now tell us the democrat state you come from?

[@shortstuff780]

Exactly, don't listen to the Republicans who claims different. Conservatives time after time, via trickle down economics, gives tax breaks to the rich. Meanwhile the liberal progressive Democratic party tends to want to increase the taxes to the top percenters and give cuts to thoughs who cannot pay it..

[@HuyLy94]

10:35 You forgot the last and main part of Trump's ethos: War is Peace Freedom is Slavery *Ignorance is Strength*

[@EternalDensity]

France is bacon?

[@jdsteppenzyde]

You forgot his last bit: And above all else: What the hell is an ethos?

[@isabellerose310]

Exactly what I was thinking...😂 Orwell's ideas are coming to life.

[@annnee6818]

'I love the poorly educated". Good job that's the only people who'd actually vote for him. Those and billionaires that is.

[@Some01E3]

No, just no.

[@61lastchild]

Paid family leave? McConnell whispered, "over my dead, muscle free body..."

[@tamcon72]

He looked extremely grim during the speech.

[@NewMessage]

'Redefined the working class' as the working poor, anyhow.

[@FM-dk1vp]

Ichijo Festival Sarah Huckabee Sanders calls it "creative time" in other words, it's the time trump spends getting creative with the truth, spinning his lies.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

I run a shop that makes about 100-150 k a year. Gotta pay rent which is about 20 grand a year. Gotta pay property tax and utilities for the house. Cars are paid off and so is the house but there are still expenses. Gotta pay employees as well. Also need supplies. Also gotta spend about 60-70 hours a week making sure things run well. I'm also not the only one who runs it. My brother is in on it with me too. So taking all of that into account and I'm kind of spent... And I would consider myself doing way better than most americans. I guess I'm considered middle class barely? Most folks by large are lucky to make around 20-30 k a year. Pretty sure the middle class is fucked these days and it's just rich vs poor basically...

[@jstravelers4094]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 And on top of all that, try to pay for a couple of your kids to attend a good college. The wealthy Repubs ALL send their little darlings to the best schools. But they ain't doing shit to help you send your kids to college. They really don't want working class people to succeed. They don't want your kids to compete with their little darlings. Your kids might just kick their asses. Good luck to you and do EVERYTHING you can to send your kids to college.

[@zer0b0t]

The speech wasn't that bad... If what Trump said wasn't the exact opposite of what he's really doing.

[@MRayner59]

Has he effectively repudiated everything yet in one of his Twitter rage storms?

[@jstravelers4094]

Pretty much threatened to sabotage the entire economy if the investigations continue. Other than that......

[@owenw.1643]

me too, bernie. me too.

[@_xancurse_12]

I do agree with Trump on one thing the US did redefine the middle class. Ensuring that the middle class is now working pay check to pay check with no unions to protect them, low wages, and people having to decide to save money or pay for health insurance (and pray they don't have to go to the hospital). A country now completely run by the large corporations that use and abuse us. We are so whipped. And why is the federal government just now going with paid family leave (pfl). It is most commonly only done in blue states.

[@0flyswatter0]

Most people who live in the US don't know how socialism works, even though the US is socialist to some extent. But who defined socialism in the US? If you do your homework, you will find that it was/is very wealthy people and industrialists who wanted it all. To them, socialism was evil because it cut into their gains. It was as simple as that. So they brainwashed generations of dummies to think of socialism as the end of the world and some sort of eternal slavery and pain. And the ironic thing is that these same people scaring you with socialism are the ones who get billions in government hand-outs every year, even though they're profitable by themselves. If they don't believe in government handing out money, perhaps they should stop taking it themselves. Or maybe their BS about evil socialism is just a ruse to redirect government money into their pockets.

[@jstravelers4094]

What's another disturbing thing is how the Repubs have gone out of their way to make a college education less attainable for children of working class families. These evil Repubs vilify everything about college including college professors. They support clowns like Rush Limbaugh who say; "you don't need a college education, just listen to me ". But they don't let on that every single wealthy Repub in business or government ALL send their own children to college. The last thing they want is working class students competing and winning against their little darlings. An uneducated population is far easier to control than an educated population.

[@pktrekgirl2]

Felicia Gardner agreed. He ‘redefined’ us as the highest level of the working poor.

[@cabba4585]

Until 2015 America did have the wealthiest middle class, however Canada now holds the title. Therefore is Trump taking credit for work he had nothing to do with? I mean he made it sound like he was responsible for that. Which I suppose that is what politicians do.

[@Linoxism]

Why are they clapping so much for Melania? A standing ovation even? I still have yet to understand what she even does

[@Nexus-ub4hs]

Agreed....nothing but be a bitch. But I guess she’s the Queen

[@DDS029]

She's the only Trump that hasn't screwed us over.

[@elojohnson6802]

Well she done plenty ..she sucks trump 🍄 de best

[@nathanadler8316]

You know those "participation awards" the right get so salty over? It's exactly like one of those.

[@charlenef.9055]

Her not killing him in his sleep deserves ovation enough for the embarrassment he's brought onto her and her son.

[@eamonnsiocain6454]

Pelosi is trying not to laugh. Hilarious!

[@cpt_nordbart]

Skratter du, Ferlører du!

[@mimperial1982]

@Giant Robot She looks a thousand times better than the orange sack of shit, Trump. Edit: Giant Robot, deleted his comment, where he called Pelosi “an old hag.”

[@bobjoe109]

She had a really impressive poker face during his speech lol

[@mlghelp2day]

Yeah, I wud have loved to hear her thoughts. I bet she was lol later though. Lol😅

[@FutureChaosTV]

@Giant Robot Trumpet rules hamberders maybe, but that's it.

[@brandon_crow1291]

"There isn't anywhere in the world that can compete with the U.S.". Except for Scandinavia where they kick our ass at almost every measurable thing...

[@Theaikro]

Not in these measurements: 1. biggest military budget in human history 2. More people imprisoned per capita 3. Most religious extremists in the government and position of power.

[@oliverb.endoriel490]

Brandon_The Crow Scandinavia isn’t a country :-)

[@LiveMusicOntario]

@@oliverb.endoriel490 The quote was "anywhere" not "any country" Pedantics bites.

[@erictv3495]

How about diversity? Do they kick our ass in diversity?

[@Wasserkaktus]

@@erictv3495 Nope, one reason why their welfare system is so strong.

[@sounakdas9520]

I love John Batiste. He starts playing jailhouse rock at any specific moment.

[@railspony]

Mike Pence is nervously blinking because this is way too informal a venue to be seated that close to a woman.

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

*There once was a VP named Pence* *Whose passion for God was intense* *He called his wife "Mother"* *Had eyes for no other* *And lacked but one thing: common sense*

[@theabentzon9907]

Todd Taliaferro That was beautiful ❤️

[@windwoman3549]

[STANDING OVATION]

[@Greendalewitch]

@@toddtaliaferro7876 ...... Marry me.

[@blueberriesrasberries9555]

Mike Pence is a Paycheck sucker. Just like others people working for Trump. They will act like crazy ghost as long as they get paid. Only smart people realise this true fact.

[@mickreaddin4979]

A speech full of inconsistencies and contradiction. Same old same old!

[@alexlo7708]

But you can ensure that he wrote itself on such a speech.

[@ashthetic_art]

"America was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control"... Well, that's the biggest factual contradiction.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Was that a speech. I thought he brought Jared for take " the guy screwing your daughter to work" day.

[@jerkfudgewater147]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4iyimCMlpKibqs That’s a video of a bunch of cars that don’t use wheels

[@sal5604]

@@alexlo7708 Just lie every other president since Eisenhower.

[@b6schilke996]

“Unless my bone spurs act up”. Line of the year.

[@jstravelers4094]

This will be Trump's second visit to Vietnam. He's trying to out Obama, Obama. Sorry Donnie, you're not fooling anybody.

[@SalmaMohamed-cv9vn]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MeredithAnne88]

"Stay strong, flaming parked car!" This is so good.

[@cindys9491]

"Transformed science"? As in, ignored completely.

[@danmac6538]

the ego of some yanks really makes one wonder meanwhile burning coal is a great thing renewable's= bad

[@alexlandherr]

I still prefer Kiefer Sutherland as designated survivor.

[@Raz.C]

I haven't watched that yet. Is it good, or is it tripe?

[@AugustTheStag]

Me too!

[@limabeats2389]

you should see him in stand by me

[@sdfkjgh]

Razar Campbell: It's an excellent show. I was sad to hear that ABC cancelled it, but happy to hear that Netflix & EntertainmentOne picked it up for a 3rd season, but also sad, because I don't have streaming services. Designated Survivor & Madam Secretary both show what an honest, moral, highly competent president can be like, and it's such a breath of fresh air.

[@bettym.3996]

Not a good speech is an underestimate. When you have to congratulate a president for being able to read a speech that he didn't write while refraining from talking about himself the entire time...not impressed. Greatness -- or gridlock i caused by ordering the shut down. Results - or my resistence to be advised by anyone because I know more than everybody about everything Vision - or the vengeance I exact on anyone who dares to not be complimentary of me or blindly praise my imaginary accomplishments Incredible progress - or pointless destruction that I've caused or plan to cause (see history of vengeance)

[@melo39987]

Nailed it

[@jasonpop1628]

GOOD GRIEF, WOULD YOU BYE A USED CAR FROM THAT FACE ? I MEAN TRUMP, OF COURSE !!!

[@mads9270]

14:43 Jon Batiste playing the opening to Jailhouse Rock. Classic. 😂

[@metaburgeon138]

Funny how the guy who declared bankruptcy 6 times is suddenly against socialism. We already paid for his failures.

[@JayP7178]

He never declared personal bankruptcy. What failures did you pay for? What failures of his?

[@metaburgeon138]

@@JayP7178 you are aware of how bankruptcy works, right? WE all pay for those. and come on, 5 or six of them? you gonna tell me you have an excuse for each? Those are socialism for business, so yes, I paid for them. So did you.

[@JayP7178]

@@metaburgeon138 Yes, are you aware? No, we don't pay for those. Can you prove you have? I can't prove I have because I didn't.

[@potaterjim]

@@JayP7178 your tax payer dollars pay for it, just like they pay for welfare checks

[@metaburgeon138]

@@potaterjim Jared thinks bankruptcy is paid for by the magic money fairy. I wonder how many welfare recipients would be covered by the carry over costs of one of Dons bankruptcies.

[@kimlowe705]

People who are liars and are untrustworthy need to be investigated.

[@UltMathias]

Yeah because socialism completely destroyed Canada and all first world countries [Sarcasm]. Canada has both Capitalism and Socialist ideologies and we pay less taxes than they do... I have friends in Michigan and other parts who lose around 40% of thier check to taxes for no health care. Yet I only pay 15% and some of that goes towards peoples welfare and health care.

[@maxsmart9116]

Do you have a wealth tax?

[@pavanatanaya]

Well, in fairness, Canada doesn't spend 25 percent of its budget on perpetual war mongering, and foreign manipulation. James Monroe would be considered a socialist by the Trump cocksuckers

[@MsMary957]

What about what you’d save by not having to pay health insurance premiums?

[@maxsmart9116]

Do you have strict immigration policies?

[@lindablackwell4852]

Mathew Main, in my state the Poor pay more taxes than the Rich. I have seen the graph. It is a red state, btw.

[@sheep2826]

“We have the hottest economy in the world” We’ll finally the republicans acknowledge climate change.

[@incognitro7634]

This comment should have a million likes. I lol'd

[@coleporath5968]

illiac yes it was We’ll, instead of well. So what?

[@gerritwolfaardt7027]

C n my.

[@mpool4210]

Hot economy? People are barely making ends meet. If our economy has one burp we'll be in another depression.

[@JayP7178]

You mean jobs. @@runsnaked9253

[@JachAnen]

By "hot" he meant it's burning down

[@ludmillaroman]

I'm not interested in the millions back at work. I want to dwell on the negative. Orange man bad. More food stamps . more green jobs. More illegal immigration.

[@Junkinsally]

ludmilla roman-Ignorant

[@mrxanthios7045]

Pelosi did a fantastic job keeping herself together back there.

[@Mictla155]

Yea I have to agree there. I would not have been able to keep my cool.

[@dawnmidnightsun2521]

She looks like she is gnawing on a lemon......or maybe that is just the smell of misogyny from both of them making her feel ill

[@marysenkowski746]

She needs to put her dentures in a glass....crazy BYTCH

[@maineyor5343]

@Dottie McGee BEST comment EVER!!!!! lmao!!!!! (you must be a mother or a grandmother!!!!....lol) (OR a teacher in the OLD days!!!!)

[@borismcgillicutty3042]

That demented old hag is of the devil. Crazy

[@chrisleone1035]

I saw no big pay raise in my pay check and I'm getting less in my tax return..

[@bust2007]

Chris Leone I saw more , but everything went up as well and like you said my tax’s got no better

[@thestation4768]

Democrat controlled states did that, not Trump. After all it was your state congress that appropriates funds

[@gamejockey9978]

THE STATION no, it was trump, he made his tax break for the middle and lower classes a 2-year only tax break. Therefore it would be noticeable for average people to see a decreasing tax break since he became president.

[@bust2007]

THE STATION just one question what state do you live in ?

[@thestation4768]

@@bust2007 Texas, don't move here liberal. You are not welcome

[@yohei72]

"Our country was founded on liberty and independence, and not government coercion, domination and control." I know I should be used to it by now, but this kind of bullshit makes me want to throw my laptop across the room whenever I hear it (and all U.S. politicians do it, not just Republicans). Most people in this country couldn't vote or own property when it was founded, and a lot of them were slaves. To say nothing of much of the land being acquired by genocidal theft from the residents who were already there. That sounds a lot like "coercion, domination and control" to me. Old news, yeah, but still needs to be pointed out every time.

[@tamcon72]

Trumpy was conditioned by those old Westerns on TV. He sells the myths because he believes them himself. He is literally everyone's senile grandpa as president.

[@0flyswatter0]

Not to mention the numerous regime changes and sanctions in other countries over the years.

[@CaesarsLegion1]

There was no theft during the colonial eras, because there were no proper borders or governments established, so tribes were either enslaved or integrated. Also America is the most free country in the world, so that statement was fair.

[@rpierwit]

@@CaesarsLegion1 not sure Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Switzerland and others would agree.

[@CaesarsLegion1]

@@rpierwit They would, name me one reason as to how they are more free than your average american

[@karenwalsh7014]

Best part? Watching Nancy. Her expressions were like, what on earth is he talking about and how do I smile through this crap?

[@Gemrally]

More like, if I smile my teeth will fall out

[@sugarplumfairy20101]

Karen Walsh I was doing the same! Just checking their faces as he keeps babbling.

[@rico6546]

I saw her looking at papers as if it was a menu!!!!!😂😂😂

[@crojan1]

It was the Donald who famously slurred his words when his teeth slipped.@@Gemrally

[@jefschobert9765]

I hear your speeches Of you and you Tell us stories How others love you Then tell us We love you too Watching t.v. staring and It feels like it's All a commie stew Oh you say It's not the colors Your care is true Your lies media corruption And used as disruptions You say we miss you When you're not around I hear your speeches I hear your speeches Buy one for a million If I could afford it myself Claim you're a social cure doctor Pretty as a picture So you can claim good results For yourself as well You've got us tuning out And turning upside-down Turning others in Traitors still abound I'm learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? Learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? I hear your speeches I hear your speeches Buy one for a million If I could afford it myself Claim you're a social cure doctor Pretty as a picture So you can claim good results All for yourself as well You've got us tuning out And turning upside-down Turning others in Traitors still abound I'm learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? Learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? He says two sexes, no drugs, no wine Grabbing women by their pussy Is fun not a sin, son for you No lights on so it's dark Every other voter is a Commie traitor Every other voter is in Denial with anger, every other one I'm learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? Learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? I'm learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should I do so? Learning Trumpanese I think I'm learning Trumpanese But should we do so? Don't think so, don't think so Learning Trumpanese Learning Trumpanese But should we do so?

[@samcat4005]

“War is Peace” “Freedom is Slavery”? THATS THE SAME LINE IN 1984 by George Orwell written more than 50 years ago, wow what have we come to...

[@ligeiaztomb2755]

THANK YOU! I JUST SAID THAT TOO

[@FM-dk1vp]

Trump always assumes that everyone else is as ignorant as he is, so he doesn't think anyone will notice his plagiarisms.

[@ADEehrh]

Also Read THE anamal farm!

[@errickflesch5565]

REALLY? JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAY TODAY IS REPEATED FROM SOMEONE ELSE. IF IT SOUNDS GOOD....USE IT. IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY ORIGINAL? YEAH, DIDN'T THINK SO. THINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT. YOU MIGHT NOT SOUND SO IGNORANT.

[@ADEehrh]

@@ligeiaztomb2755 More like; the animal farm.

[@zaroffhound]

"Extraordinary?" Really?! We have words for that on earth, its called Arrogance.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Sounds like something a dictator would say. Not like Trump is one but he talks like it.

[@anitaguma7734]

I Really Love Your Humour .Iam going through a Divorce in a New country and with my 2 kids not used to the French side yet , when they sleep and i want some sense of Humour , I ONLY LISTEN TO YOUR JOKES TO SLEEP AND EVEN WAKING UP YOUR VOICE AND JOKES MAKE ME FORGET FOR SOMETIME AND LAUGH. YOUR MEANWHILE IS COOOL .THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME IN THESE DIFFICULT TIMES , WE WERE BROUGHT HERE AND I HAVE TO LOOK FOR HOUSE TO RENT QUICKILY , EVEN WITH WITH ALL THIS I LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOU. MERCI GUMA

[@god8911]

The state of our union is pretty shitty.

[@CP-od5ws]

Best ever actually

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@CP-od5ws that just isnt true

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Rodney Cardona Am I the only one who clocked him calling immigrants coyotes?

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 thats the term for someone who smuggels people over the border to the best of my knowledge

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Constant Chaos huh didn’t know that #themoreyouknow

[@jimbob3030]

If they could all bring their own guests to the SOTU, why did nobody bring a dumpster fire?

[@chronobretz9511]

Because the dumpster fire was giving the sotu

[@nodrip1]

@@chronobretz9511 You win.

[@benben-ez8kh]

He was there! He’s the one speaking!

[@ZAGGNUT1]

Because the dumpster fire was busy burning everyone outside the SOTU.

[@hotrodandrube9119]

You don't bring sand to the beach.

[@NewMessage]

The new moms can use that paid leave time to get a second job to pay the hospital bill, I guess.

[@wf6951]

Unless that mom was an anti-vaxxer.

[@helenpatterson3858]

@@wf6951 Dark...

[@elsagrace3893]

Truth. 😒

[@Spaaardaaa]

"The Economy is so hot right now, if it isn't my Economy, perhaps I would be dating it" - Donald Trump - Stephen Colbert

[@moxiethegamebunny937]

Some even more repulsive quotes (yes, he actually said this shit): Donald Trump: I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited. To deal with, you know. Howard Stern: The nerve of her. Now you can’t go out with 16-year-olds. Howard Stern: Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds? Donald Trump: Oh, absolutely. Howard Stern: Would you do it? Donald Trump: I’d have no problem. Howard Stern: Do you have an age limit? Donald Trump: No, I have no age... I mean, I have age limit. I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds. ... Howard Stern: Donald, seriously. You know about sexual predators and things like that. Donald Trump: Right. Robin Quivers: You are one. Howard Stern: I wasn't going to say that, but... [Donald smiles and nods to laughter] Donald Trump: I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for nude photographs] inside the magazine [Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her... is that terrible? Joy Behar: Who are you, Woody Allen? Mr. Trump frequently sought assurances... that the women in his life were beautiful. During the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, he sat in the audience as his teenage daughter, Ivanka, helped to host the event from onstage. He turned to Brook Antoinette Mahealani Lee, Miss Universe at the time, and asked for her opinion of his daughter’s body. "'Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?'" Ms. Lee recalled him saying. "I was like, 'Really?' That’s just weird. She was 16. That’s creepy."

[@Theegoaat]

That had me cracking up! 😂

[@Justinidc]

Yes that's what he said. Good job

[@jjaice33]

@@moxiethegamebunny937 oh wow ! Crazy ! ... this man is sick !

[@moxiethegamebunny937]

@@jjaice33 Trump? Yeah, he sure is. What you would expect from someone who's been the buddy to two infamous child molesters.

[@panther15zodiacgods47]

Those damn coyotes! Especially Wile E. Coyote! We will get him...eventually. Especially after we get that wall (painted with a tunnel)

[@FlyFreely8272]

I forgot there was a state of union address. I was busy at work. Bills do not go on furloughs. Unfortunately 😔

[@jjaice33]

you didn't miss much.... more me,me,me

[@danielgehring7437]

Ooh, fun, if you were in congress who would you have brought? I would have brought a park ranger with a rake.

[@gayleelliott3319]

Love it, Daniel Gehring!

[@kelly2fly]

A park Ranger from Finland would be awesome.

[@bearheart2009]

A singed Yogi bear

[@stellashepherd844]

Daniel Gehring A member of the military that lost their DACA protection.

[@lolipedofin]

I'll bring Obama.... XD

[@Dfunkmstr]

WOW !!! This is Beyond Funny !! Thank You Stephen for making me laugh SOoooooooo HARD !!! LOLOLOLOL

[@Some01E3]

Yes, lets laugh at human trafficking.. Let's laugh at someone saying positive things about our Country....... smh.... I feel like I am loose IQ reading these comments...

[@BloodMoonBall]

Agreed, Stephen Colbert is funny!!!

[@sillygoose635]

@@Some01E3 like you had a high IQ to begin with...

[@michaelwinter742]

More people have more jobs under Trump because many of us have three or four jobs.

[@milkamejias2631]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agreed, but sad

[@bust2007]

And !! Wages do go up . But also does everything as well for example am from newyork city . Public transport is not any better but is going up , rent is going up , tax’s are going up and returns are going down , Medicare is going thru the roof , I don’t know how ss works am still young but I know it’s not looking that good . Leaving me in a worse position I was before .

[@Mercurius19]

I don't think you understand how unemployment rates work...

[@bust2007]

KV CRAZYBOY wtf you saying . I know a lot of ppl with two jobs . Just to cover transportation or to eat .

[@sportyboy2424]

You people are absolute idiots. I hope you don’t believe that that is why the unemployment rate is low.

[@ll472]

"America saved Freedom" -- And now just talks about it. "Transformed science" -- It's now "opinion" based. "Redefined the middle class" -- As the working poor. Well done, Emperor Orangetits.

[@themachine8009]

Lance L Damn!! Now here is a mic drop👍👍

[@jimdunne3696]

Made America Garbage Again! Mission Accomplished! Orange F tard.

[@kylestubbs8867]

I call it "The Thing's Speech"

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

lol it wasn't a speech. Just a retweet basically... A very cringy to listen to long ass retweet lol.

[@JachAnen]

Not cool. The Thing is more trustworthy, despite the fact that it disguises itself.

[@jaywalt8418]

I see what you did there🤣

[@karenshaub8273]

There's the big truth..."You think I won't burn this place down for an investigation?!"

[@Nick30468]

He's been president for two years now. We've had two years to see everything he said was utter bullshit, along with being guilty of everything he blamed others for and taking credit for the good outcomes from the policies he spent two years trying to fight. still fascinates me that his supporters will eat up his lies and ignore his actions while just a few years ago had bought into that death panel and birther nonsense. At some point, those guys really need to stop blaming "the system" for their misfortunes if they're that easily lied to.

[@Avrysatos]

We really need to address the problems in our education system, clearly. These people would never fall for someone like him in such numbers if they'd been educated.

[@julianabalistreri4994]

Very well said!

[@michaelouellette5164]

Avrysatos just the way corporate america wants it rule with ignorance corruption and greed why educate people look at the extreme of this in other countries that rule with totalterrian regimes educated people are a threat to their twisted agendas

[@sharonmcnair6461]

Pence creep factor is overwhelming. 😨

[@brittanyslasercreations485]

alrighty then - don’t forget if trump goes down pence moves up. I say don’t bother with impeachment, just vote him out

[@sherethadaniels9545]

Lol!!😂😂

[@vandayshataylor4096]

alrighty then I thought it was just me. He s very unsettling. Lol😬

[@debbiejohnson5467]

Pence has to go first so he can't move up & can't pardon all the Republican criminals including Trump. Trump smugly believes he will never go to jail because he can get Pence's pardon.

[@jondunmore4268]

Did Closet Pence's mother/wife have to be in the room because he was sitting so close to another woman?

[@davidcadman4468]

I like that Tiffany dressed in White along with the Democrat women... Kind of a slap with a wet fish over her dad's face...

[@maineyor5343]

@Martin Kay ...so far, right?

[@chattycathy8089]

I don't think she's happy in that family!

[@staceykersting705]

@Martin Kay I hope the best for Barron, but look at his role models...YIKES!

[@donnymoney4222]

well i mean, the democrats have a long history of dressing in all white

[@death_stalker]

Martin Kay is funny that at one point she said that people are bullying her family lol 😂 I don’t there not no ones bullying her son lol when he turned 18 is fair game

[@MidoriMartini]

"If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation” is pure nonsense. But I think what he tried to say was don't question whatever he choose to do. He's trying to make the investigations seem like it's a bad thing. No thanks!

[@Theegoaat]

K-popalicious lol who came up with that rhyme? Was a it a 5 year old, haha trump never stops making me laugh!

[@blackpinkikonbtsredvelvet7466]

,

[@pamelacass9642]

@@Theegoaat Stephen Miller-he knows his client!

[@e.v.emmons8567]

Thanks for watching it so we didn't have to.

[@djsega4289]

E.V. Emmons or you could try and think for yourself...

[@Sandrae7560]

Yes! E.V. Emmons, you so correct. Thank you Stephen for sparing our ears.

[@e.v.emmons8567]

@@djsega4289 I do, but when it comes to Trump there's nothing to think about. The man is a moron, and I don't need to linger on his idiocy. :>

[@rsr789]

"Our economy is so hot, if it wasn't my economy, I might be dating it" And that's when I lost it.

[@maineyor5343]

Me too!!...I'm still laughing!!!!...Colbert is HOT this year!!!!!!!

[@ispartacus1337]

I expected a global warming denial joke but that was good too. Lol

[@blackberri343]

That was actually said? Wowsers

[@blackberri343]

My bad, as you see I did not watch the SOTU. Colbert is on fire this year and so is Seth Meyers

[@MyroslavaRm]

I think Stephen tried to contain his rage the past couple of years, at least a little bit. But i think the shutdown and zero remorse from Trump about all the shit that he does, instead of just doing Stephen's head in have really pissed him off in 2019 and so he's back to his The Colbert Report edgiest coverage. And of course the writers are the same way. Which i fully approve of.

[@kevinmcguire5696]

Nixon attacked the Watergate investigation in 1974 in what turned out to be his final State of the Union speech. That's a case where I hope history repeats itself.

[@kieran6057]

If history repeats itself then he'll get reelected in 2020

[@specialwhenlit8435]

@@kieran6057 Putin's gonna rig another election? *And* Trump won't be under indictment for charges of treason and violation of a slew of RICO laws in a year? Well then, feel free to print the t-shirts ahead of schedule! Just in case, please store them in the boxes marked "Patriots 19-0" for potential "overseas branding" purposes, you know his buddy Mr. Brady would want it that way....

[@themachine8009]

Kevin McGuire exacrly. Please

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Jim When u think trump supporters couldn’t say anything dumb and they prove u wrong

[@jimdunne3696]

Kevin McGuire, Richard Nixon got more applause when he attacked his investigation in the 74 SOTU. Trumps applause sounded like Don jr & co = pathetic.

[@readingtheclassics7221]

Hearing John's reactions is always good.