No, Stephen Colbert Did NOT Attend Barack Obama's 60th Birthday Party

While concerns over climate change and the global pandemic dominate headlines, tonight's Late Show monologue begins by addressing the real question on everyone's minds: did Stephen Colbert attend Barack Obama's birthday party or not? #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@abbyluvssoccer]

You and Seth should not be allowed to take the same weeks off. Dear God! We were dyin….

[@naotamf1588]

i was already loosing my sense of purpose!

[@toad4ever103]

You got that right. I had withdrawal symptoms big time.

[@wakjerfabbubg6183]

Jj

[@HOTD108_]

Especially now that Conan's gone, these absences are more painful than ever.

[@poopnoodle9563]

TRULY

[@Josie-6]

“Dr. Larry Brilliant” sounds like an Austin Powers villain.

[@cyndis3942]

the goddamned calculator gag gets me every single time! Florida needs a larger codpiece!

[@cpforreal6992]

Same. Ever since strangers with candy.

[@cyndis3942]

@@cpforreal6992 I didn't know that's where it came from! That slipped under my radar somehow.

[@CapricornSister13]

"....let's all make a fun pose for no reason!" I spit my coffee all over my desk. Worth it.

[@mlghelp2day]

"Okay, let's all make a fun pose for NO reason!" LOL 😆😂😂

[@RLSchanneltwo]

Stephen’s physical comedy is off the chain! 😂

[@mlghelp2day]

Yes it is! I wish he did MORE of it. I kept rewinding that part because I was LMAO!😂

[@adamellis6785]

Was anyone else waiting breathlessly to see if Stephen would strike THAT ONE POSE? You know which one I mean . . .

[@JustSt3f]

2 weeks that felt like 2 years don't ever do that again Stephen

[@bryanwilkens]

RIGHT!?

[@kristienorsedragonwebber1328]

If he’s going to do that, he needs to not schedule it at the same time as Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, and Jimmy Kimmell! I was dying for the news.

[@FixNewsPlease]

All these late night guys take too much time off. We depend on them 😠

[@00dahc]

He only works like 3 weeks a month

[@sbuceeh]

For real!😩😩😩

[@alanmcrae8594]

"You smell their hair and then get back to work." LMAO

[@wifemom757]

"I'll scale me back..." 😂🤣😭

[@karismaklysm]

Every time he does the Strangers with Candy adding machine bit, a comedian gets their wings!

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Where's Amy?

[@blindsightedkill]

I love when it glitches and prints for a long time

[@jocelynjohnston8257]

The "Strangers with Candy" movie is one my favourite things. Every time Stephen yells "God....DAAAAMN IT!", I lose my mind.

[@michaelflores3064]

Ring it, RING it, RING IT!!!

[@jeeess9979]

Your comment made me have déjà vu.

[@michaelwaller342]

Love that John dinking the piano when Stephen drops his "props" off screen is back!!!

[@uriahheep5665]

Illusions need soundtracks.

[@papwithanhatchet902]

Plinking. Dinking is several other things, none of which mean what you think it does. Made me laugh, though!

[@cyndis3942]

yes!! I missed that too!!!

[@MooYum]

Was at this taping yesterday. Jon first missed that cue and they redid b/c those sound fx are THAT important and that funny!

[@ealpert33]

@@MooYum Ah! I didn't know those are re-taped!

[@flammablewater1755]

Those musical interludes are so much better when the band performs them.

[@bec7080]

"could it be that even rich people don't want to waste non refundable tickets?" "No, no it can't be that"

[@jeeess9979]

I have noticed extremely wealthy people be very cheap and expect me to pay for everything

[@dariushmortazavi9623]

The sad truth is, they went not because they didn't want to waste the tickets, they went just in case there's a change of plans and they get reinvited. Or maybe Obamas see them walking down the streets and would feel bad and put them back on the list. The thing is, even with non refundable flights, airlines are giving credits for future flights if you can't go.

[@ninjabiatch101]

“The guy hearing-‘booooooooooo’” That was perfect. Lol

[@damianjim2255]

Yes Stephen is back. It felt like forever.

[@laelae4580]

Felt a lot longer than 2 weeks.

[@caroljo420]

He has a way of tickling my funny bone that no one else can. I think it's the intelligence behind the jokes. He's silly, but smart.

[@sassysarina9718]

OMG. I know! I had to watch so much news and I was getting stressed to the max!

[@retroblue69696]

how sad are peoples lives that they watch this pre apocalyptical unfunny talk shows that are now straight up propaganda.

[@misslanapaulford]

He should do what Jimmy Kimmel does and have someone fill In for him, someone like. John Oliver ( he only works 1 day) Trevor Noah Leslie ( from SNL) don't know her last name. Jon Stewart, he only does Mondays.

[@tanyaolson4174]

As a Floridian (no longer living in FL), it warmed my heart to hear so many boos for our "governor."

[@duncancan69]

"Comedians should be the first ones cut"; I don't think she only meant parties but like lifeboats and stuff... nice!

[@rainbowruler6453]

I think she meant killed lmaooo

[@jp-legal]

You might have guessed if there is a delta crisis that the last persons you might disinvite from your party are the fun bringers

[@bigwheelking0]

WOOOO! WE need our late night talk shows!!

[@cloyettegrant3889]

Missed you Stephen. Welcome back!!!

[@gloriaperez7136]

Anyone else think "Stephen is going to have a Field Day with this" while watching Cuomo making his public statement? LOL!

[@keksi6844]

Yeah he went from Cuomosexual to Cuomo Who?

[@MTMF.london]

@@keksi6844 You are too funny.

[@CulturalOasis]

Oh most definitely! Though he definitely deserves to be made fun of!

[@Crazy1Girl1Riders]

I find it kinda sad actually, in the caribean we salute people with a kiss to the cheek also. Everyone from kids to elderly. I would find it awful that our culture would be scrutinize like that.

[@stefanvandestaak6554]

@@Crazy1Girl1Riders totaly agree, I’m all for the obvious ‘metoo’ cases, as in taking action against sexual harassment. On this one I actually cringe at this seemingly extremely prude reaction. Only fake air kisses from now on?! Bbbleghhhh..

[@nilanjanabhattacharjee8266]

'ill scale me back to room for you' omg I'm in bits 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandondavidson4085]

For the record, Dr. Larry Brilliant was part of the WHO team in the 70s who helped to eradicate smallpox in the continent of India. So yeah, I'd say he knows what he's talking about in regards to infectious diseases.

[@sassysarina9718]

Interesting

[@atomicknight63]

I thought Dr. Brilliant was at the SCP Foundation.

[@whospinoy]

@@atomicknight63 Nice

[@SpeckleKen]

And was he part of the team that turned India into a continent?!

[@Sir6ALotB]

@@SpeckleKen I partially blame the Americans for not referring to us as Asians in their day to day terminology. If they did they'd remember India is a country in Asia too 😂

[@NewMessage]

I'm ashamed to say I thought all of Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart until... well... until I was way too old.

[@lanapowell]

I just thought that it made sense that the Presidents always went and stayed with the quintessential American hostess.

[@magickmoi1261]

LOL 😂 I have no idea who Martha was, do you?

[@katla_phc]

You are not alone in this thought

[@hazelistheworst]

Oh, thank God that wasn't just a me thing

[@nadiavoun7137]

Same same.

[@Chibiko]

I lawled when the editors cropped his leg and can't stop thinking "That alabaster leg" 😆

[@tammy6992]

Oh my gosh I’m a Floridian Stephen you’re amazing

[@NewMessage]

"Dr. Larry Brilliant" sounds like a character on an Adult Swim animated show that Stephen would do the voice for.

[@88cameras]

why not Dr. Larry David? 🤣🤣🤣

[@toku6826]

Sounds like an SCP doctor who argues with Dr. Bright.

[@danieljob3184]

Sounds like an AGU version of Dexter's Laboratory!? No, wait - that's the Big Bang Theory!

[@melissasaint3283]

My favorite was Myron Reducto!

[@toughtittypdiddy4634]

He looks straight out of a Tim and Eric show...

[@rhiannonrede]

My brother & his partner are in NY to see your show tomorrow. He is so lucky!

[@canoegirl6335]

My dream

[@virginiatyree6705]

Yes, lucky, they are. v

[@jewetts]

@Turnip Potato Trump won a free trip to PRISON.....Dream on Trumptard

[@TommyChardonneret]

@Renee Minicozzi Exactly which "he" is so lucky? Do you dislike and ignore your brother or his partner? Curious way to turn a phrase.

[@sassysarina9718]

I'm completely jealous!!!

[@toddmckintyre2064]

"newspapers" should be required to do the bare minimum of fact checking. C'mon!

[@wylier]

they do a lot of internal fact-checking, tho. Some folks are actually paid to do it, even.

[@ElizabethReninger]

"... like Jeffrey Dahmer apologizing for not having a permit to grill." Brutal.

[@SarahElisabethJoyal]

To be fair, grilling without a permit might actually have gotten him arrested

[@peytonmarceaux8788]

@@SarahElisabethJoyal victim

[@42.0fmthefever5]

Yaya finally can get my Stephen, John and his band fix it's been to long! Welcome back everyone! ❤🇨🇦❤

[@thomasalvarez6456]

Got bored of burning churches?

[@JollyOldCanuck]

@@thomasalvarez6456 Religion is such a niche issue in Canada that they moved the church burning stories to the bottom of the webpage due to reader disinterest. Why should we waste tax dollars saving institutions that don’t contribute to the public coffers.

[@robertahubert9155]

I knew the people in Florida had brain damage when they acquitted Casey Anthony

[@LD86]

They are paying for their stupidity now.

[@toad4ever103]

Wow. That's a flashback.

[@Hollins23]

That was such a sad case.

[@kenna163]

To be fair they acquitted her for first degree murder which the prosecution was stupid enough to pursue. The jury still thought she was guilty

[@toad4ever103]

@@patrickm8894 Who are you to say that? A trumpie I suppose.

[@kyarbrough100]

I’ve watched this monologue four times since it posted last night. So freaking funny.

[@jazzdirt]

Australia on fire, Greece on fire, Turkey on fire.... Humanity:"It'll be fine" ... In Greece they had to evacuate entire islands, because they ran out of fire-planes.. Humanity:"It'll be fine".... My faith in humanity just took a nosedive... again..

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

Well it seems humanity can go without Greece or Turkey...

[@mistAreads]

Stephen and staff, The news has been horrible these past few weeks. It’s been a lot to take in. But then you show back up, make me laugh, and tell me all that news again but in a easier, funnier way. Thank you so much.

[@billbradskey7063]

This isn't news. Propaganda is the word you were looking for

[@thestilesofmochrie]

@@billbradskey7063 ah yes, good ol democratic propaganda, pushing the agenda by making fun of democratic governors and democratic presidents... fool.

[@jennifererickson9907]

@@billbradskey7063 Imagine that? A Dem comedian giving a more accurate news report than Republican State News darlin' Tucker "Propaganda" Carlson.

[@Surge1077]

@@billbradskey7063 It's a safe bet Colbert presented way more truth than you would ever get from that turkey who went to Turkey.

[@trisho.8331]

@mistAreads. Well said!! I was already experiencing an existential crisis and only Stephen Colbert can quell my anxieties. Still, I’m happy he and Evie took a well deserved break. If only I could, but the pandemic of the unvaccinated has prevented me from taking one yet.

[@Indras25]

Glad to have you back, Stephen!

[@zadescrivner]

Amen!

[@Fatdecember]

Yeah…..cause we need more propaganda of orange man bad with unfunny liberal humor.

[@rebeccaelle135]

Glad your back. I took a break while news amd life were difficult… thanksnfor being back to bring smiles again

[@kindsprit4039]

Stephen on the adding with his knuckles is 1 of my favorite things to watch!!

[@kindsprit4039]

I’ll now add…elbows, wrists and wide sweeps! Lol

[@rgwak]

Delta: "Wow, we sure got unlucky with this variant's name." Corona Beer: "Oh, do go on! 🙄 "

[@MravacKid]

I dunno, Corona beer seems to be quite popular lately. :)

[@supergluehotty]

The spirit variant is gonna be the real shits if were honest.

[@northernwildshewolf1729]

Unlike beer the Delta is stronger and darker. Not corona light. Please ban Florida we deserve it. Once the vaccine came out my fellow Floridians got even stupider by pulling masks off after NOT getting vaccinated. I stoped going out because I fear catching STUPID

[@TimestampGuy2020]

@@AndiDuck 🔥🔥 *BURN!* Kelso voice

[@TimestampGuy2020]

@@DomesticTerrorist EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING

[@vizual1one]

"There's bad, then there's Florida!" Truth!

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Texas is also a weird news state

[@omegachuy]

Desantis need to be put on a brain ventilator.

[@Kaboomboo]

Yeah everyone's fleeing red states because of their draconian, stifling laws. wait.....

[@omegachuy]

@JESSIE JAMES im sorry did i trigger you. Aww poor snowflake has his feelings hurt.

[@randomname5706]

I read this the exact same time he said it and I'm lmao

[@terikronberg8291]

The posing for no reason part cracked me up.

[@danimation88]

Looks at Stephen's legs in the photo. "THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!"

[@pacmanshooter247]

AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!

[@gamepapa1211]

If there is a Comment of the Week segment on the show, this should win it because OH MY GOD!

[@Javierm0n0]

🤣😭🤣

[@JacWarner]

Oh very good.

[@selisamajor9122]

Ride on 🐴🐴

[@brianmcmanus4690]

WELCOME BACK STEPHEN!!! LOVE AND MISSED YOU!!! CHEERS!!! 😍

[@davemoss36]

Great episode, awesome tune.

[@tairneanaich]

I love when he puts up an image and doesn‘t even get to the name before the entire crowd boos as one

[@TheInkPitOx]

What sucks is how he now says "pause for booing". It's funnier when he doesn't point out his prompter.

[@edstirling]

yes let the hate flow through you. be seduced by the dark side.

[@channingdeadnight]

Please, please just give me those few extra breaths so can tell them. Just a few more moments before my intubation. Please, I promise that if you give me just a few more moments, I promise that I will have the energy to speak. Please before I'm intubated I just need a few more moments to get the energy to tell them I love them. Please just a minute, I promise that If you give me just a minute, I can get the energy to say goodbye. Please no. All I need is just a few more seconds. I just want to tell them that I love them. Please stop, I just need a couple more seconds.

[@EvieDoesYouTube]

@Isaac Suarez Try throwing yourself on the floor in public and screaming "you're not the boss of me", maybe then people will respect your opinions.

[@rickDArula]

@@EvieDoesKZbin lmao Obama the biggest hypocrite. He has Black privileges as the first black president. No one dare question the first black president

[@mikenoble91]

I am so glad to hear Jon Batiste singing the musical intros! I was looking forward to this when Stephen was in the storage room studio.

[@mindurownbiz8857]

I also thought the one singing in the intro was Jon Baptiste, but as I watched the intro again, turns out it's the guitar player who's singing. Don't know his name, but he has a great voice!

[@ammaleslie509]

That's Louis Cato singing. I'm here from the future to say that he became the leader of the late show band after Jon Batiste left the show (for various personal reasons) in the fall of 2022.

[@francesduty8950]

Thank God you are back , I was going nuts without your humor.

[@northernwildshewolf1729]

True dat! We so need humor to get through the burning of our planet and democracy.

[@thomasalvarez6456]

Are you real accounts? It’s not even humour, it’s corporate approved safe for work messages disguised as humour. You need to switch off the TV.

[@jeffnduran]

Going nuts without this guy? Don't you have anything of substance going on in your life?

[@AleXand4life]

@@saaaahduuuuude1228 Yet you're here.

[@jenkinseric2]

Your dealing with the party is so much fun, so unlike the majority of "information" on media. thank you from Canada

[@geoffpulham5032]

The volcano gag was classic lol.

[@ekdaufin1485]

Jeffrey Damer line...priceless. And thank you for the “that’s not what you are accused of” regarding Cuomo. 🙄

[@cal8809]

Holy shit. "Vodka hands" got me.

[@summerlea06]

Same 😂😅

[@sassysarina9718]

Me too!!!

[@oldschooloc2110]

This now my favorite episode!

[@revkaelenelord]

👏👏👏👏You still have it, Stephen!

[@Wesmin]

Can't go wrong with a Blues themed segment opening. I'm continually impressed with Stay Human.

[@maureensurdez7841]

Stay human just keeps evolving in complexity and soul scratching good itch.

[@NewMessage]

Oh, they're back.. it'll be nice to feel sane again for a while.

[@notsure1969]

I was having withdrawals.

[@Hollins23]

You probably won't ever know that feeling.

[@telectronix1368]

@You can't handle the truth Jeez, you love your drama eyeshades, don't ya?

[@tomgbghva347]

"Caveman DeSantis" love it!!!

[@vaniset]

Adore this guy. Very entertaining to watch

[@justcallmedom6655]

"Muddy Waters" I get it... because Muddy Waters is probably the most famous Delta Blues artist. Good one Stephen.

[@fredfreeman2515]

That wasn’t a Muddy Waters song. It was a Robert Johnson song. But if you were just talking about him saying Muddy Waters, then fine. But there were two Delta blues singers than were mentioned, one by name and the other by song.

[@harrymills2770]

Muddy was the father of Chicago Blues, not delta blues.

[@harrymills2770]

@@fredfreeman2515 "Crossroads" is definitely Robert Johnson. But they basically played Cream's version of it.

[@fredfreeman2515]

@@harrymills2770 kinda hard for an entire band to play Robert Johnson’s Crossroads. You know, since he played by himself with just an acoustic guitar.

[@mlghelp2day]

Stephen, we missed you so so much! Welcome back! Welcome back everybody! Wooooohooooo! 😄🥳👏❤❤❤

[@loranelizabeth9148]

Sure missed you…and Seth. So glad you are back!!

[@sailtheplains]

"Either you're HUGE fans of Florida or you're not. I can't tell."

[@brownkemosabe]

As a bluesman, I have mixed feelings about this 'Delta Blues' segment. That Muddy Waters pun was right on point, Stephen.

[@cyndis3942]

Christopher Titus did a song about the Delta Blues too

[@ValerieJNorse]

Karan Gera -- And a good Robert Johnson reference!

[@LindaLopez-uo5bt]

Too soon ?

[@brownkemosabe]

@@ValerieJNorse Hellhounds on my trail.

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@brownkemosabe -- I don't understand that reference!!!

[@HansHenderson]

Oh man, he sure recharged those batteries! That Pompeii bit had real Steve Martin energy there...

[@dnk81]

That Pompeii joke was priceless.

[@gamesnstuff657]

That Delta Blues Song is straight fire.

[@cinephile1712]

As a Bostonian, I can confirm that the Boston Herald’s a total joke. Use the term “newspaper” loosely 🤣

[@cinephile1712]

@You believe the Liberal media? LoL what the hell are you even talking about? The Herald’s for idiots.

[@NewMessage]

My wife always pronounces it "DuhSantis".

[@johnbrowne3950]

Don't insult the next US president.

[@christinebenson518]

@@johnbrowne3950 The comment said nothing about President Biden.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@@christinebenson518 And Colbert said nothing about Obama's party being maskless. Hmmm.

[@ValerieJNorse]

@@johnbrowne3950 -- Yes, but he did say that those who attended had to be fully vaccinated.

[@johnbrowne3950]

@@ValerieJNorse And, of course, everyone had to produce proof at the gate. lol.

[@charliebozzo9948]

Too soon? I'm losing it!

[@pauline1279]

Love that he used a Clapton tune. Subtle jab, in the arm.

[@UncleRicoOSU]

Except he got the subtle jab in the arm...

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

Maybe it's just seeing him after what felt like 3 months break but Stephen looks great. Really nice suit, healthy. I'm coming off as weird, aren't I?

[@ytisfinggarbagenow8028]

Nah, it's ok bruh. I have the same feeling :)

[@papwithanhatchet902]

Yes. Yes, you are.

[@papwithanhatchet902]

But I didn’t say you’re wrong.

[@dkayflowers79]

Ewww weirdo alert 🚨 😂

[@HansHenderson]

We missed him terribly it's true

[@vash121086]

Glad you're back and you came flying out with funny jokes that I've been waiting patiently for. Hope you had a fantastic two weeks off.

[@tedmich]

Loved the monologue but damn I wanted to hear all of that Crossroads!!

[@benholstrom]

The king of comedy is back! And he's as sharp as a tack

[@dens7777777]

Dude, the Forth Wave is gonna be epic. I gotta grab my board and head to Florida!!!

[@obcl8569]

First Seth, now Stephen! What a feast of an evening after a 2week famine! Phew. Don't leave again for a bit, deal?

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Damn Olympics caused that.

[@uriahheep5665]

@@fatfreddyscat5767 O. Limp. Whut again? I LOVE 💘 FAT FREDDY'S CAT!!! FUNNIER THAN COLBERT, SETH OR DeSantis....

[@felwinter7883]

Oh no, do you need to get your confirmation bias of sensationalized liberal rhetoric?

[@johnnyballenatl]

@@fatfreddyscat5767 Yeah, all of the late nighters were in reruns for two weeks due to the Olympics.

[@DrSwyts]

OMG, I missed Stephen Colbert so much, while they were away for 2 weeks. I was going through withdrawal 😂!!! Mr. Colbert is a comic genuis!

[@adamakoroma1611]

You sir are a rear gem. Some people will take offense to being cut and not care about the reason, you are exceptional 👍👍.

[@JulieStJohn-jb4cy]

I missed you and your silliness and your joking around SO MUCH, Mr. Stephen Colbert! lol you had me cracking up again. 😂

[@shauniebnaturalista6672]

WE MISSED YOU, STEPHEN!!!💕

[@virginiatyree6705]

Welcome back! You were missed. Thanks for posting. v

[@katevoorheis5295]

"Oh I've missed you, vodka hands." XD

[@cherlyn1221]

It has got to be a law, Colbert is not allowed to take a vacation and desert us fans! Just kidding. He deserves a break, but is very much missed when not here. We love you, Colbert!

[@demons27]

Especially when we're left with Jimmy Fallon of all people.

[@ZacharylovesU]

Ughhh gross

[@Chillvibesguy29]

So its ok to party but we cant? Got it

[@elanacurl]

You sir, brighten my life with laughter and facts! 🤨

[@jjetta264]

Stephen Colbert, you are AWESOME!

[@palanquinn]

That Pompeii line. Savage.

[@lw3269]

Glad you're back. I am now fully convinced that you and Seth Meyers conspire to go on vacation at exactly the same time. Always.

[@TimestampGuy2020]

Right!

[@missg.5940]

And don’t ever do it again!

[@misslanapaulford]

It All 4 of them. Stephen, Seth, Jimmy K and Jimmy F. They all go at the same time ⏲ it bugs me that Seth only does Monday to Thursday he lives in New York 😒

[@GPS379]

in 2 weeks i aged 20 years without you crying with joy

[@lilyilyily323]

Awww I missed you. Happy you got a break but it is so so good to have you back!

[@trisho.8331]

SO happy to have Stephen back from a well deserved vacation. 🥳👍❤️

[@oceanographergirl]

I know that the Delta Blues segment is depressing, but dang that intro song slaps

[@JohnstonCheng]

It's from a popular blues song with the lyrics changed, but I can't remember what song.

[@turretkrino3880]

@@JohnstonCheng Crossroads by Cream

[@JohnstonCheng]

@@turretkrino3880 thank you. I take it there’s no studio version?

[@turretkrino3880]

@@JohnstonCheng Correct there's no studio recording - the one on the Wheels of Fire album was a live performance at the Fillmore

[@christinebogart3477]

You mispronounced his name. It's DEATHSantis.

[@LD86]

Or DeSatan.

[@Tuturial464]

Wrong dumb sentences

[@RMBOYD81]

Try having an original thought

[@IAmJustR]

Darth Santis 😏

[@beverly719]

All of these are good.....I refer to him as Governor Disastrous..... because it isn't just covid that he is screwing up

[@davidnaumann5511]

Thank goodness you’re back, missed you

[@TheLordBizwah]

I love that he called out the tabloids!!!

[@dalleponken2564]

John's little nod there😄 he's looks so pleased with himself😄

[@kayerin5749]

As Well He should!!!

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@kayerin5749 Agreed!

[@medievalkite]

I was starting to feel like I'd never get the show back again, whew! So happy to watch, as always :D

[@lostinwonderart]

Picture of Stephen Colbert at the airport looked like Ed Helms. 🤣

[@chriskriskovic5914]

Stephen says Jon sold his soul for the song earlier in the bit and the band plays “Crossroads” to commercial. Nicely done.

[@DrakenBlackknight]

You can't take any time off. The world goes nuts when you do.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

And when he doesn’t. It’s just worse when he’s not here to tell us about it.

[@roguedogx]

that's not fair to him. also, does retiring count as a permanent time off? because if so, that's not great.

[@aliveandrew96]

No it doesn't

[@user-qn8rn3op9i]

Why is usa a brainwashed regime

[@retroblue69696]

believe me in the real world people dont go nuts, because no one in the real world watches this shit anymore.

[@Laurgal5]

We MISSED you, Stephen and cohorts!!! ❤️

[@susanbellman3093]

That was amazing .

[@FloraDebora1414]

😂 hilariously funny... I just kept laughing, from beginning to the end 👍👌

[@sharonsaker5462]

Welcome back ... now I can sleep at night!

[@sramoore0075187]

All is right in the comedy universe!