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[@coldones]

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[@CalumEWilliams]

let’s gooooo

[@aleccousino3118]

GROG please

[@busski]

i HATE grog

[@casperlundquist7980]

Astagfurallah

[@hashKr0n]

ghrog

[@369Maniac]

Chad de-valuing a 20 year old relic and full snozzing a fart because he didn't read the note first is both infuriating and hysterical 🤣

[@nerdsnerdin]

20 year old, relic? Okay.

[@namantherockstar]

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@safep4683]

@@namantherockstar with all due respect, copy pasting the same comment and begging isn't going to make people subscribe. Keep making content and you'll get there eventually 👍

[@rusteh1373]

@@namantherockstar Nah man I’m good

[@BunnySpaceMachine]

​@@safep4683this is a bot.

[@lieutenantlol2983]

I don't care how much their editors already get paid, but they deserve a raise. The editing is always so funny and well done

[@shane7366]

This channel has the funniest editors on KZbin hands down

[@lilkrak]

- written by the editors

[@groetjesuitdehel]

truth

[@n0q374]

New editors such ass tho, old ones were way better. New ones are way over the top with their edits

[@Far_Too_Close]

@@n0q374THANK YOU

[@TheClintonio]

Max: *happily eats vomit* Also Max: *refuses to eat unappetising bread and cheese*

[@martingarricks6209]

eating vomit is “skit”, “bit”. eating unappealing bread is just gross and not funny enough to be worth anything

[@Bluedream144]

@@martingarricks6209 are both not gross?

[@martyjehovah]

@@Bluedream144 yes, but one is gross and also shocking and funny if someone is a big enough psycho to eat it, while the other is gross, normal to eat, and neither surprising nor funny to any degree since there's no way for the audience to know how gross it actually is in order to be shocked or amused.

[@Bluedream144]

@@martyjehovah I dunno man, its a piece of fucking military bread, not sure if its worth typing that whole paragraph for

[@ezyduzit423]

@@Bluedream144u obviously care enough to be so distraught by someone elses actions

[@Ramonatho]

Chad immediately damaging a record someone sent him as a gift was absolutely infuriating. 10/10.

[@vivianaatxxx512]

LMAO I said the same thing, the way he immediately started scratching and ruining the nice ass vinyl they JUST got lol, it didn’t even last 5 mins before getting fucked up 😂😂 then he said “WOW that was such a thoughtful gift!” After scratching it up 😭😭

[@stubbyfoamz1]

*enhancing

[@Jimmy__Jazz]

Yeah he completely destroyed that thing but it sounded kinda cool at some points

[@ronanmchugh2253]

Reminded me of DJ Kaled absolutely desecrating Bob Marley’s Guitar

[@Joseph-fr6uf]

I mean you kinda expected for them to wreck your shit lmao

[@LuxurySmart]

That 'You've Got Mail' sound effect really brings back the memories... 😔

[@officialplayer1344]

The jar moment was literally sent from heaven. Had me laughing for the rest of the video

[@uniball1700]

i fucking predicted it lmao. the moment i saw the jar with the note in it i knew exactly what was coming

[@namantherockstar]

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@miersseld1244]

Ah yes the remaining 30 seconds of the 20 minute video

[@beantreats]

@@miersseld1244 i mean, 30 seconds of sustained laughter is pretty impressive honestly

[@dthbdbsfgh]

@@miersseld1244I can’t remember the last time I laughed at something for 30 secs straight

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

The fart jar had me laughing so hard, Max's laugh makes it even more hilarious.

[@varicosevaynes]

i’ve literally been writing max and chad letters for years asking them to do a video in the style of Steve1989MREInfo and they finally did it

[@ShitStainedBallSack]

Hope your comment gets pinned

[@wellfuckyoumr]

Nice!

[@xpo2k9]

Nice, lets get this out on a tray

[@beridus]

Gotta get Steve on the podcast and have them eat weird MREs and guess the country or take a shot

[@DillyFurSure]

hell yeah love steve

[@hhsweater]

chad having fun scratching the FUCK out of that stimulator jones record is the true essence of hip hop, that man discovered joy at that moment lol

[@yoon1175]

Patreon plug at 7:05 was one of the most creative transitions I’ve seen

[@grabbin_]

My face hurts from laughing at the last package. That comedic timing was so perfect.

[@user-ru3om9tt4h]

my abdomen hurts so much 🤣

[@Modular477]

Watching Chad handle that vinyl like a priest handles a choir boy hurt every morsel of my body.

[@KylezGotGame]

Made my skin crawl 😭

[@leosnips]

i just commented the same thing before scrolling down and seeing the same comment lmfao.

[@austinking1979]

I wanted to cry. They’re gunna listen to it weeks later like “wot happened??”

[@SashaSlvt]

im just suprised the vinly was not broken in half i'd say they showed a lot of restraint on this ep compared to the others

[@gen-zhippie2203]

Shit was fire tho

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

Max's hysterical laughter at the end was the most wholesome thing I've seen all year.

[@crackerjaq9974]

Man, stuff like the subtle edit around 3:10 as chad eats the "bread" and his eye slowly shifts down by like half an inch are why i love this channel. Shit like that you barely notice, but elevates the quality tenfold. Great stuff

[@yerva01]

Chad saying it smells like my mom's house to the markiplier box is comedy gold

[@RedHotMessResell]

Max laughing at Chad for smelling the fart jar before reading the note just about killed me. 😂😂😂

[@vivianaatxxx512]

He didn’t laugh before reading the note you doof

[@ieatpanadol1548]

Glad to see our boys expanding into eating literal rotting food for our entertainment

[@Ben-by7ul]

Good to see max doing exactly the same thing he was doing 8 years ago haha

[@ieatpanadol1548]

@@Ben-by7ul at least vomit cake used fresh ingredients

[@mosh.4245]

MRE's take a long long fucking time to go bad.

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Ben-by7ul That green milk was actually naturally colored, he didn’t use food coloring 🤣

[@namantherockstar]

Cold inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@gavin67]

these guys are pretty funny, they should start a podcast

[@DrexeTTG]

they have one

[@regreteverycommentsivepost6819]

​don't think so, couldn't find it

[@ch-pw5th]

@@DrexeTTGthey don’t what are you on 😂

[@charlieribbit8253]

@@DrexeTTG no they don't

[@ryleeatkinson]

​@@ch-pw5thyeah they do its on spotify lmaooo

[@_JC_21]

The editing team is ELITE. I hope they get paid a fair amount to elevate this content.

[@LiamsLPs]

8:50 Chad discovering a love for DJing was really cool, I hope you feed that creative fire! Sounding good brother

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@doug-core8850]

Who's that little fella?

[@tinalyzhen]

@@doug-core8850 i wanna know the lore behind him too

[@doug-core8850]

@@tinalyzhen he seems like a little character

[@sneed.]

@@tinalyzhenyou might not have noticed but the little egg character is wearing sunglasses

[@hooliganherpetology]

The editor of cold ones brings so much to the video. The sound effects while max is cutting the first box was so dumb yet absolutely hilarious

[@devbrev]

13:33 the alcohol was so strong it knocked the Aussie straight out of Chad

[@dawsy396]

The amount of effort that gets put into a .5 second edit is so insane I love it

[@MrHammerman97]

Isnt it wild we are all still here supporting these lads. Since early days of youtube. God bless

[@BallstinkBaron]

Bring back the Kong

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Max' face when Chad destroyed the mint condition of that mouse is precious, knowing he's a professional plastic hoarder

[@kaylajaynefriedland3012]

I just want to say that you guys are PURE gold. You carry a friendship that most people wait their whole lives to find and are just some proper genuine guys. Cold Ones (the entire team) produces some of the fucking funniest & most entertaining content on KZbin. Plus Coolshirtz are fire too.

[@FrostedVisionHD]

7:08 Love how the editor maintains the flow and vibe perfectly with the tunes.

[@yseultblack2723]

It’s always a great day to see a Max and Chad vid

[@mryellowballoon]

It’s always fun to see 2 drunk men drinking grog and having fun

[@Dom-if1rr]

You can see them have sex every day on the patreon

[@gunnerbrooks9082]

there just so funny 😂

[@paigekrankel5749]

well ofcourse

[@goldenmolelover]

i love seeing two mentally disabled men get hammered for 19 minutes!!

[@ThePyroWaffles]

Glad to see Matt and Ryan back at it.

[@guroseii]

Dare I say it, this channel may be their magnum opus!

[@pancakepanik]

I thought their names were max and chad. Am I wrong?

[@Chizzle69420]

​@@pancakepanikYeah you're wrong, it's Max and Ryan. Chad is a made up name from the Frank era, he doesn't like to go by it.

[@pancakepanik]

@@Chizzle69420 oh my bad

[@vehiclespotter7431]

Yo Its Ian and Anthony

[@wodiki]

9:14 he LOVES destroying vinyls, this part really hurt to watch

[@linnx7826]

I would totally watch an entire video of Chad just DJ-ing that vinyl ngl.

[@Floccinaucinihilipilificator]

9:09 Chad going full Amon Tobin and im here for it!

[@csyrup]

it feels like every time i start binge watching the old videos they upload a new one, thanks for having telepathic abilities guys!

[@cd55896]

You should binge-watch more often. 🙂

[@funnymankenny]

now this is an old video

[@TheDrunkyDwarf]

The editing style is getting better and better, don't think there are any others on yt that does it like you guys do

[@DigiLlama]

As someone around since Max’s mail opening days, I am so excited for this format here!! ❤

[@vivianaatxxx512]

9:22 not him scratching and ruining the BRAND NEW vinyl and then being that “wOw tHAt wAs a ReAllY thOugHtFuL GiFT!” 😂😂😂

[@Superwaffle-ez9ct]

not that big a deal

[@NotEfficient]

18:48 epic gamer moment right there 😂

[@BakaTaco]

16:46 - seeing that pixel art styled bead art immediately reminded me of when Max used to do Mail Time vids of his own and he had a bunch of them stuck on the wall behind him. Good ol' days...

[@PaetraKehoe]

That was me :) Finally got around to watching this video and was pleasantly surprised! I did get the idea from Max’s Pkmn channel

[@BakaTaco]

@@PaetraKehoe That's awesome, if it's true! You make amazing art, and you're really talented!

[@JoAnyj]

Maybe it goes more unnoticed and unappreciated compared to the crazy goofy video editing tidbits, but the subtle little cuts between words to make the apes’ sentences flow better are truly clutch

[@tastymemer1639]

This is genuinely funny to watch since I had to eat these throughout basic training, I can say now these aren't that bad solid 5/10 and the snacks are better than the actual meals.

[@BardiXOfficial]

I know this comment will be buried but anyone realized the sound in 16:12 is from the flash game Viridian Room?

[@CeoOfSheeps]

that unique feeling of seeing a new cold ones upload,fr it gotta be one of the best experience

[@untrust2033]

16:25 I hope customs had to open that for inspection, went wtf and just put it back lol

[@Ferrow6]

Wow guys, the fanmail really blew out of the park this time! All Great items! The cardridge, the LP. Awesomeee

[@ItzRetz]

18:15 that hurts bro. A still sealed, mint condition retro gaming product, and mans just slices it open. That thing woulda made a great collectible.

[@nerdcity]

Guinness World Record

[@LumpKingDLO]

2:55 as a prior navy sailor myself, you really do only need that rock and some water, works like magic 😂😂😂

[@michaeltyler1191]

you guys dont eat MREs quit lying lmao

[@LumpKingDLO]

@@michaeltyler1191 tf you saying “you guys for” if you don’t believe I was in the military I don’t really care, but for you to sit here and judge knowing you haven’t served is a real dick move man, have a nice day.

[@LumpKingDLO]

@@michaeltyler1191 go back to being a drunk who comments on this channel

[@korpion5398]

why is the patreon 90 grand

[@kieranb2129]

That’s how much they make not the cost

[@MrDukeSilverr]

Chad having too much fun breaking the needle of that record player

[@gingerlyblue6384]

Hell yeah! Keep the Aussie banter coming in lads! Love your stuff.

[@zaydenbrachman7035]

Boogers

[@haliez8232]

As a vet, I love all these meals... and I love watching others eat them. 😂

[@gestaltblitz8296]

There ain't no way you actually like the MRE eggs those are literally rubber balls.

[@notnessle]

@@gestaltblitz8296mre eggs ? Where the heck do you find those

[@orpheus280]

@@notnessle veggie omelette. You know; the one they removed because everyone hated it to the point where it was a meme.

[@BushiMac]

Nothin beats a hot MRE after a long day in the field

[@murry001]

Thank you for looking after our pet animals.

[@Gzemnidz]

Jesus the quality of the editing is top shelf

[@luistena6513]

that fart in a jar was a PERFECT execution lmfaooooooo

[@A_Cute_Backpack]

the synced up laugh at @0:05 is far funnier than it actually is....

[@reapzz_live]

as someone who collects vinyls, i think i need a bit of a lie down.

[@Fuegokama]

Chad messin with the turntable was great lol we need a full set from him

[@souljaboy.6668]

lmao ong

[@msthecommentator2863]

I keep replaying the fart jar moment, I'm in tears, my sides hurt from laughing this much 😭😂

[@IMortalNemesisI]

Max has eaten hair cake and he has to spit out MRE cheese crackers. lmao

[@monkewithamachine-gun340]

I dying from laughing so hard that was some of the best build up to a prank like that ive ever seen it couldn't have gone better if you tried.

[@Greyrayin]

Went from alcohol poisoning to food poisoning, Keeping it classy as always Cold Ones.

[@Far_Too_Close]

I really like it when their videos aren’t over edited every 3 seconds 😊😊

[@indiarubberlover]

scott shouting in the back when chad was playing with the vinyl fucking got me

[@PringlesChan]

youre supposed to press the cap until it sticks to your nose trust me as a person living in germany I would know. if you cant get it to stick just by pushing it try twisting it around

[@bencollins82]

9:28 actually went hard af

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Every day we get a little closer to Max and Chad appearing on a GMM episode.

[@esteb0t]

its in my daily prayers

[@Kwillow666]

I would love to see Rhett & Link shake in their boots by having Max & Chad on. In a perfect world. 😅

[@vivianaatxxx512]

That’s not going to happen bro lmao GMM is more family friendly so they won’t have them on their channel 😂😂💀 sorry to burst your bubble but bffr 😂

[@aj2wack]

10:35 man i love Chad🤣

[@JimmyNiblet]

7:00 The camera man suspiciously looks likes like how to basic camera movement 🤔

[@Soulsworth69]

I had a French MRE once that was still in date. I decided to try it because I heard that the French MRE's were considered some of the best. I was only able to get hold of the least popular one cause where I ordered from didn't have anything else and it was actually pretty decent.

[@Pieman6711]

If I could swap out what I was served on a 9mo carrier deployment for MRE's, there'd be no hesitation. At least the food will be fully cooked. Fat boy in me got hungry looking at those MREs lol

[@scribojello3778]

they have to be good, nothing ruins moral faster than shit food.

[@kaazflaaz1209]

and im drinking alone to this, this is what my life is now.

[@ACP260]

Let's get this out onto a tray....nice.

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Hmmk!

[@froddobaggins]

Lets get this out onto a tray.

[@Daparaus]

Brah, that whole build up to the dart in the jar joke was unbelievable… at first max didn’t have trust but because of the mouse he gained his trust back, then the diary saying that the mouse was connected to gaming, then it saying that the jar was connected to gaming… don’t you see how all of these finer details built up to create a sense of mystery and information inside the jar, all to be ultimately lead into a profoundly sensory and hilarious ‘fart’ joke… That was bloody well played

[@busterscrugs]

Chad: I'm gonna join the military! Military: Can you pass a PT test?

[@Beefy5Layerz2368]

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Chad more he becomes a master DJ

[@marvinrichter4892]

He would be one of the chillest and down to earth djs.

[@KendlickLama]

As someone that enjoys Vinyl’s it is painful to see how chad handels the record, im dead now

[@jersyshoreelf9908]

Anything fragile in the hands of Max or Chad makes me nervous

[@mistralextra9427]

+1

[@qwertpoiuy430]

i do understand you, i used to have a vast lp collection that was stolen from me. but even real dj scratching, with ball-style needle (not digging as much as a normal one) will damage records. Modern r&b and rap has been created over a solid fundation of dudes destroying their lps to get those samples/ loops sure you dont need to do it anymore, but it is a nice reminder that lps where used for their quality over tape and abundance of them. cassettes where not suitable replacements due to quality of playback being suferior to lp, and when the cd came out in 1982 it was originally too expensive for the common folk, and it would take a while for pricing to start going down. Now we treat them as collectables. im not saying "destroy never take care of your lp" but they are just another way to own your music. the importance comes from the music. i find it ironic when collectors have a crossley and no intention of upgrading. if only they knew how good a proper amp and speakers can make an lp sound with a good cartridge.

[@KendlickLama]

@@qwertpoiuy430 you can have equipment designed to do that, but with a normal needle (i don’t know the English word for „Tonabnehmer“) its poison, especially the dropping down hard on the vinyl kills me Only thing they could have done to make it worse is leaning the vinyl against a heater

[@theomcintosh]

I was looking for this comment...

[@Bramb0]

The editing is so good. Amazing video!

[@retro6818]

That intro was perfection

[@manuelvicentelalande5383]

Everyone say hi to the baby watching Cold Ones

[@buenovudu111_]

3:00 “lean it up against your rock *pop fake flame* let it cook” killed me 🤣🤣

[@fun3rvl]

18:40 got me rolling LMAOOOO

[@jiriklhotsky7453]

The editing is TOP NOTCH!

[@maxrobertson5841]

The way the are touching that vinyl makes me want to eat glass

[@kiyeshajlopez]

bro their editor is amazing, ily 🫶🏼

[@zombiiiscream1020]

Max and Chad love them but they are the definition of doing before thinking😂

[@itzjordie]

14:15 lmao y'all really be doin ❄️like that

[@cottoncoffin]

😂😂

[@rendevouu1509]

They should get howtobasic to throw the packages at them 🤣

[@Josmo08]

8:17 as someone who recently got into records a couple of months ago watching Chad play with the needle and record was painful

[@nxahond4879]

I can just Imagine the guy watching his record get absolutely destroyed by Chad 😂

[@silverfilmsofficial]

This is my favorite channel as well, you guys are the gold standard

[@imogen5141]

One of the funniest cold ones in a while. I laughed so hard.

[@thomasbruinsma]

Imagine sending a 20 year old unopened mouse to two drunk idiots and expecting it to survive.

[@BeWhyBY]

I can’t believe I’ve been watching all the old moe foe videos not knowing this where this man been all this time 😂

[@MrPruske]

18:30 saving this spot for later

[@MrPruske]

thanks, me

[@rosebomb]

17:50 so did I, but you don't see me bragging about it

[@Kyoubei]

this will be a banger

[@ALittleKitten]

You guys could honestly do a whole video on MRE'S I think it would be pretty good

[@weirdstuf2396]

a vid of the boys learning how to dj would be hype… pretty obvious that chad would enjoy it, and learning from/with fitz would be cool as he has some experience with it too

[@GOZZ5373]

18:58 READ THE NOTES MAX