She's Terrible, and She OWNS It

[@dropout]

YASSSS QUEEN! Sign up for DROPOUT: bit.ly/2VF7eLn Not in CANADA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND Or the U.S.? Sign up HERE: bit.ly/2OiNNoP

[@danielpaolini5843]

Racist

[@arrr2026]

Wow the international link says its not available in my country.

[@xanderhenthorn596]

Dont tell me what to do! I'm your mom now!

[@paulborst2002]

Bad feminism? Isn't that redundant? Pizza pizza.

[@NicholasBart]

Hey, I really like the music playing in the background. Could anyone tell me what it is?

[@mike.6092]

What do you mean saying "girl power" every 5 minutes isn't feminism

[@albertschoise8091]

@Alonso Birmingham BOY POWER

[@eloise2121]

Alonso Birmingham JUST POWER

[@JordiVanderwaal]

@Alonso Birmingham GENDER-IS-A-SOCIAL-CONSTRUCT POWER

[@coltonbates629]

If that aint it idk what is tbh

[@joelformica8344]

Jordi Vanderwaal Well, it’s part social and part psychological. I think it’s also part biological as the only explanation I know for gender dysphoria implies that it is.

[@15thCrypt]

"I am sleeping with my best friends husband and I own it" she says after lying about it

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

She's lying to her best friend about sleeping with her husband, and she owns it.

[@samuelluria4744]

15thCrypt - My best friend's wife wants to sleep with me....she just hasn't owned it yet...

[@veghead05]

@@samuelluria4744 lol. Don't do it

[@silverblade357]

Seriously. If she owned it, "Hey, don't get mad at me. He's the one that promised to be loyal!" **click**

[@Honeybaggsss]

I’m lying today and telling the truth tomorrow BREaK THE PARADOX

[@Xarfax321]

This reminds me a lot of people who spits out things like "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!" / "What you see is what you get", which is basically just a way to say "I am a horrible person and I OWN IT!"

[@rozempire2843]

Xarfax321 Yeah if every body is saying you’re horrible maybe you should evaluate yourself.

[@jayag26]

"Brutally honest" I have no filter and don't care about your feelings enough to apologize

[@Ttoby89]

Yahhhh this is just political correctness gone WILD! I just TELL it like it IS!!!! ...I'm a horrible rage-monster that nobody loves.

[@blacklion8307]

Well, some people are, at their worst, insecure, easily angered, depressed, stressed, controlling or stubborn, things I will gladly bear with, if they are good friends, otherwise. And when I get what I see, that is fine, too. I had awful people as friends. But I knew they were awful when I befriended them and they never acted like their awfulness was something good or noble.

[@kevinvu5432]

Everyone wishes they were marilyn monroe.

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

Some people didn't really understand the point of this sketch. This is referring to companies and MLMs that claim to empower women. She literally makes a point that there is no payed family leave. This isn't just about feminists who are bad, it's corporations pretending to be feminist to further their brand image.

[@buzzfeedhater]

You're right. But it could very well be a sketch about CEO of BeautyCon

[@AthiusOnTop]

But wouldn't that be bad for buisness anyway? I thought feminism was about getting women on the same stage as men so why can't they be treated as male workers?

[@Peelandopenmelikeanorangebaby]

@@AthiusOnTop Male workers shouldn't be treated like that. No one should be treated like that women, men, black, white, latino, any LGBTQ no one.

[@AthiusOnTop]

@Axel Drans that's tuff cause that's not how the economy currently works

[@brendanmccabe8373]

King Harlequinn wow it’s almost like feminism is about improving the world and not just making it so that women can be treated poorly the way men are

[@warrenphilips8441]

I lost it at hugging the platter and "I'm your mom now."

[@alexandriadial6292]

Yo that platter hug!

[@maeveh1376]

"Free mimosas!... but no parental leave" sums up bad 'feminist' companies perfectly

[@boximcboxface8133]

There's no such thing as a 'feminist company'. Capitalism isn't compatible with feminism.

@@boximcboxface8133 Thank you! I'm getting really tired of those people... those capitalist/neoliberal "feminists" who are hurting the cause for true equality between the sexes... The feminist movement needs to be intersectional, and include the issue of class-struggle. We can't let people cherry-pick certain social justice issues while still promoting an unhinged capitalist system that hurts people, including women and lgbtq+

[@Soleilune1995]

@@boximcboxface8133 It is if feminism is about female dominance over the weak and replacing men as the rulers with an iron fist. In that case, Hillary Clinton is the ideal feminist. But if it's about equality and not making a big deal about gender while still showing off inner female strength, you might prefer AOC (the real kween of the working class).

[@eerobbin]

Only on Tuesdays!

[@imsotiredofthis]

My company has free Panera!... but no parental leave. I think more accurately it sums up American work places perfectly

[@Snax000]

"Buuut... I'm spineless... And I ooown it..." By far the FUNNIEST THING IN THIS SKIT

[@gonikassif8527]

Yeah... That is why it's the punchline...

[@AnthonySforza]

I thought after "Spineless" she was going to say "and I'm $150,000 in debt for a degree I. GENDER studies, so... When do I start?"

[@majorevangelism]

Honestly, I am the type of person who is only as woke as I can afford. I despise how Amazon treats its employees, but I really enjoy overnight shipping tho. So yeah, if evil business lady want me to work for her evil business, I'm not saying no to 70k a year.

[@Snax000]

@@gonikassif8527 Wow sorry for giving a good joke its credit

[@cctomcat321]

@@majorevangelism ik, right? Best description I've heard... Like conditional wokeness.. lol

[@Nicoyutub]

Sociopaths and Narcissists are taking advantage of dilluted messages in otherwise worthwhile causes

[@MrDanox94]

Nicoyutub holy shit this is exactly my opinion on how the world works, most people in position of power get there by manipulating others. I even dare to say even presidents are like that most of the times. You dont get rich without screwing over others, and doing that without remorse is just a sociopath thing to do.

[@shana7926]

Succinct and absolutely true. Damn

[@tylerhackner9731]

Accurate. People mean well but narcissistic personalities are overtaking well meaning messages that are supposed champion equality. But they end up screwing over others (emotionally, financially, in all sorts of ways) to uplift themselves.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Is that really surprising though? 🤔

[@jellojiei6061]

Daniel Morales why and how do u think that you know the only way you can accrue wealth is when people willingly give it to and exchange for goods and services. So why do u think that they get they don’t get rich without screwing people over. The only exceptions to this I can think of is inheritance and some crimes for inheritance mostly likely there parents traded goods and services for cash and after they die they choose to give it to mostly likely there kid it is not very different from buying something because they are willingly giving it to someone. And the crimes I am talking are illegal anyway

[@aecides3203]

Fun Fact: Owning your character flaws is a good thing, but the process of 'owning' them involves working to improve them, keeping them in mind as possibly distorting your opinion on others and trying to recognise when they're creeping back into your behaviour. When you act as if your character flaws are not just unchangeable but a point of pride, you're not owning them - you're letting them own you.

[@mooncrater1286]

👏PREACH👏

[@lwazizi]

Exactly

[@phoenixdzk]

Love this

[@esla1885]

excellently said!

[@idkwhybut...]

That last sentence... Chef's kiss 👌🤚💋

[@kaiatakaitao5195]

0:40 "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter is not a nice person." - Dave Barry

[@mrrd4444]

Also I like that subtle dig at how terrible companies " make up " for a lack of integrity with gimmicky themed days to make the workplace seem "fun" instead of steady and competently run I've had a few of those.

[@kanorioeve3619]

And discounted drinks.

[@AyuTsukasa]

Amazon fulfillment center in a nutshell

[@TheRantMaster53]

'You don't get paid leave but enjoy your free mimosas!' This reminds me of some bootlicking Amazon worker that wrote an article (I think his name was Kevin something) about how happy he was that his company gave him free pancakes during his TEN MINUTE BREAK while he had to work in gruelling conditions, doing backbreaking labour for ungodly long hours.

[@michaelsmith953]

@@AyuTsukasa 100%

[@michaelsmith953]

@@TheRantMaster53 he was probably (and not in a mean way) just a bit slow

[@warandpoetry9542]

"The point is not for women simply to take power out of men’s hands, since that wouldn’t change anything about the world. It’s a question precisely of destroying that notion of power." - Simone de Beauvoir

[@esraaltnkaya9361]

HEY! Katie clearly specified that Seabird is not makeup. They are wellness products

[@AndromedaKai]

I love these little in-universe things like fake brands!

[@lpawowp]

I love the taste of chompsky's digitized plain chip

[@Microfoot]

"I love Katy Perry." That didn't age well. Or it aged too well? Not sure.

[@MegaSim3]

Why though? I'm apparently somewhat out of the loop

[@muazkashif8554]

@@MegaSim3 she was just accused of sexual assault

[@plashe9041]

What this was uploaded today how has this aged

[@hannah.montana2194]

when did the Katy Perry thing happen that this video from today had the time to age??

[@TCt83067695]

@@muazkashif8554 when?

[@blacklanner5795]

I'm your mom now. Underrated line.

[@NicoleFoti]

hahahahaha it was so good.

[@theadrenalin2016]

Why do i sometimes just feel like binge-watching CH sketches? Like, the burst just comea out from nowhere, and i never stop.

[@johnwalker1058]

For me, it sometimes gets triggered when I see classics like "If Google Was a Guy," episodes.

[@shade01977]

My God, who wrote this? This is an amazing commentary while simultaneously being hilarious. Comedy gold!!

[@jonanice]

shade01977 Lily

[@CelineChamberlin]

Janie Stolar wrote it, according to credits below the video.

[@kevinvu5432]

A woman wrote it!! That's cray

[@TheUplink777]

Whilst

[@kevinvu5432]

@@TheUplink777 whilst isnt any more correct than while. Its regional

[@RedAngelXV]

Calling a girl “Queen” doesn’t make you a feminist.

[@TrollMalefico1984]

Calling her **tch makes you an a$$hole though. Double standards.

[@CodyCzar1]

I am drowning in student debt. ... *AND I OWN IT!*

[@flat_foot9017]

yea you do lol

[@fartunali1402]

more like you OWE it

[@happyvalleykid6324]

@@fartunali1402 This sentence made me briefly chuckle, then made me subsequently have an existential crisis.

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

Uhuh. Flaunt it. Yass!! 🤣

[@Acoolakim007]

It's funny because actually you don't own anything.

[@liabahassan7694]

This is dangerously accurate to Priyanka Chopra’s BeautyCon expose that happened recently

[@darcybhaiwala7057]

for real tho

[@BlackiJ11]

What happened?

[@TheIlikepie911]

What happner

[@Stephensofceea]

Absolutely. 100%

[@Stephensofceea]

@@BlackiJ11 She is UN Ambassador for Peace cheerleading Indian army for bombing Pakistan in Twitter. When questioned about the hypocrisy by a Pakistani girl, Priyanka became extremely condescending and said she is not for war but is Patriotic and it's all ok because she had Pakistani friends. She is critical of Trump in USA but is sucking up to a right wing nutjob Prime Minister we have in India

[@alexs.6711]

"i'm spineless and i own it" is literally me. i have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

[@TrollerzTV]

It makes life so much easier

[@theananyo]

@@TrollerzTV and sadder, but you win some you lose some I guess

[@lesismore49]

Chocolate eclairs are amazing

[@alexs.6711]

@@lesismore49 it's a john mulaney reference

[@lesismore49]

@@alexs.6711 Haha oh. Chocolate eclairs are still amazing. I'm going to go eat one.

[@salvsays]

The concept of a humanitarian ceo is not really existent. In order to make it to the top you have to be cut throat, you have to be willing to capitalize on your oppositions weaknesses and be able to make yourself look as good as possible. You cant be kind hearted and do for yourself the way you need to climb the corporate ladder. If you look good at the top that means no one has found your skeletons yet, not that you dont have any.

[@salvsays]

Timothy Lee ? Will i? I didnt say that i was that person... i work in psychology.. im gonna die amongst crazy poor friends! Lol

[@sarabeth641]

I agree. I think the majority of people who are in any high position of power got there by stepping on people. Wish we could change that

[@laurahuynh8333]

Stephen Alvear 1 in 4 CEOs have psychopathic tendencies.

[@nicelyput299]

@@salvsays Do they not say that CEO have a reallly high rate of psychopathy

[@salvsays]

@@nicelyput299 yah yah.

[@ivatigerfox2548]

Wait this is the same makeup brand Katie was trying to sell

[@mayabc333]

It's not makeup, it's a lifestyle!

[@ivatigerfox2548]

@@mayabc333 It's a misogynistic, horrible, unhealthy lifestyle--you're so right.

[@MegaKhelditia]

Now she's upgraded to drug dealer!

[@JohnSmithClark]

Chaos Boi Boi Jevil but she owns it *snaps fingers*

[@mfrommi6593]

@@ivatigerfox2548 she can do anything

[@Duryism]

"I hope the ice is better." "I SAID GOOD ICE!" Wait... did she want the ice to be worse than it came? How?

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

She wanted the ice to be good but not great?

[@yaoibabe]

Maybe she means crushed ice. That's how I and other people I've talked to refer to crushed ice as the "good" ice 😂

[@willowwisp9320]

There’s a specific type of ice that’s considered “the good ice”, it’s grittier and softer and in the shape of small cylinders

[@carolkoski4875]

Why does this look like it’s taken straight out of Bojack Horseman?

[@gama5942]

The phrase "YASSSS QUEEN" is so overused and severely damaging to brain cells

[@RoboThot711]

Ummm she called seabird products 'makeup,' but isn't it a lifestyle brand?

[@ozlekosusturu]

"no paid family leave but free mimosas!!" hi silicon valley

[@Siberius-]

I really like Malin's characters in these videos.

[@caroline9217]

I'm spineless and I own it- that hits home

[@BlackCover95]

Pfffft. As if you own anything.

[@garys3686]

I love how CH incorporated some actual social issues into sketches

[@revimfadli4666]

And I like how they recognized those were problems in the first place

[@intergalactictortoise3517]

When you've wasted your life mindlessly binging College Humor videos... *And you own it!*

[@theratwithdrip]

it's genuinely sad that ellen degeneres is literally this woman in real life

[@glowstoneunknown]

sigh... Yep...

[@tidyarea]

This skit is so well written and trigger so much discussion. Really good!!!

[@HASHlRAMA]

I love how she just has an unlimited supply of mimosas under her desk.

[@JustinY.]

Say it with me! *"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"*

[@LaterXavier-TX]

Is that what he calls it?

[@skytrexz3714]

remember me

[@skytrexz3714]

3rd like

[@CodyCzar1]

I AM UGLY AND I AM PROUD!

[@jacobsherk4074]

Ah Christ

[@theMoporter]

But don't you dare call her bossy!

[@Ttoby89]

weeeell it would be inaccurate or at least poor word choice. 'Awful human being'? Check. Still not clear on what 'bossy' is meant to mean. Is that what Jeff Bezos is

[@sarsath7481]

Fine, I will call her a bitch.

[@MinesAGuinness]

@@Ttoby89 It means 'like a boss', boss being from Dutch 'baas', which meant 'uncle or kinsman' and came to be used to refer to a supervisor or foreman in New Amsterdam. Hence it's meaning to refer to a person in charge of a business. Why on earth would it be 'inaccurate' or 'poor word choice'?

[@Denemil]

@@MinesAGuinness As a native Dutch speaker, pretty sure "baas" never meant "uncle or kinsman". It used to mean "head of the family", but has just meant "boss" for centuries.

[@slenderhatesmillennials195]

When you're watching a CollegeHumor video and the video genuinely lives up to the channels name.

[@JuniusJones]

Isn't it weird? They haven't done college humor in a very long time.

[@slenderhatesmillennials195]

@@JuniusJones Indeed

[@everythingisawesome2903]

College humour means humour targeted towards the demographic of college-going students. It doesn't mean that they have to make every video which is even remotely related to college.

[@andrewroy9263]

"Yeah, sure. I'm tough. I'm demanding. I lie to my shareholders..." lol

[@NewMessage]

Nothing makes ya feel like a woman more than being taken advantage of while subtly being made to feel ugly, fat, and just generally not good enough by a major corporation.

[@mrrd4444]

I am so glad to see recurring jokes like the terrible Seabird brand and their terrible bad feminism I wonder if they shouldn't just apply to the OTHER female led company with the chocolate factory

[@stanamilanovich3956]

Hey Mike, it's hilarious to see you spitting this exact phrase out repeatedly in these comments. I'm assuming it's some form of performance art and raise a mimosa to you. Unless you're a Russian bot fermenting discord and hate. Lot of that going around.

[@kennybrightwell1877]

Michael Freed dude, it doesn’t matter what you add or subtract from spam. Spam is spam.

[@Biogrrrl]

@@kennybrightwell1877 Lol, now I have the Monty Python 'Spam' song stuck in my head

[@mrrd4444]

@Michael Freed while I'm fairly sure you're a Russian bot, I also have to respond in good faith just in case: while in an ideal world everyone who learns about feminism can talk about its nuances at length, not everyone has the education or the time to go in depth about every aspect of what's an enormous and complex system of values. Even if your average Joe doesn't know what feminism is beyond its most basic tenets - gender equality and respecting women, for example, it's better that someone knows what's right about it and put that into practice even if they can't, say, explain how it developed historically, how it has influenced different parts of the world, etc. It's just good for people to know what's right when it comes to daily life. And know when feminism, which has basically good tenets, is twisted into something not aligned with what it's ideally supposed to be.

[@Idofphoenix]

" I gotta be me!" ...But do you?

[@TAPriceCTR]

Only a vile enforcer of PATRIARCHY would suggest a feminist improve herself.

[@Tony-tp8yz]

​@@TAPriceCTR i feel like you missed the point

[@asven1277]

I was so hoping for the ceo to drop character and hire her, because it was a test to see if she can stand up for what's right because the company is looking for strong people.

[@TheRantMaster53]

Nah, this is funnier cos CEOs really do be like this

[@GRRStarcraft]

This guys are so ahead of their time, love CH.

[@wlessfanable]

9 out of 10 employees agree: This was more fact than comedy.

[@adamking7282]

Seriously, the deliverance of the line "I can't be responsible for how people act.. to me" was flawless. Golden globe next!

[@stopcake]

Catchphrases like that are basically saying “I’m a terrible person and I’m too lazy to improve myself so I’ll pretend it’s your fault you don’t like me”

[@yaboi3912]

the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[@Nirmiti.]

Amazing how she knew how the ice was without even looking at the glass.

[@TheRealDanBond]

"And you'll never leave" "-oh that's not good" "I'm your mom now" qualtiy sketch

[@alexs.6711]

i swear if there's comments about how all feminism is bad and all feminists are like this i'm going to SCREAM

[@IsakIzzy]

Alex S. All feminism is bad. Now SCREEEEAM

[@jacobsherk4074]

Prepare yourself.

[@tfw2997]

damn it sucks when people disagree with you

[@bsinita_wokeone]

Agreed like there's more anti- feminism just on KZbin alone and around the world then misandry. These are scientific facts. I'm very serious there are legitimate statistical data stating these things.

[@LiberalSquared]

Well, we're on KZbin, where most of the comments are written by neo-nazi incel neckbeards, so it's coming.

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

The "I'm not responsible" bit is spot-on. I've literally had an abuser like this.

[@williamparker2922]

"I'm your mom now"... And I'm dead 😂

[@ForeverGotShorter]

This is not a sketch I revisit often (which isn't to say it's bad; quite the opposite), but the delivery of the line "but I'm spineless… and-I-own-it." lives rent free in my head.

[@alecyoung6777]

"Oh that's not good" 😂😂

[@perdiendomitiempo6403]

This take me back to every time a company tried to disguise itself in "wokeness"

[@MK_ULTRA420]

It's either fake wokeness or nothing from these companies; this is them on their best behavior if you can believe it.

[@jessmorgan6732]

"Sure, I'm tough. Sure, I'm demanding. Sure, I lie to my shareholders. But Theranos is an amazing workplace for women."

[@aellalee4767]

Wooow this is just like my coworkers at my last job "I'm a bad person. But that's just who I am!"

[@pasanmanawadu1137]

"Oh that's not good" "I'm your mum now" "uh hehe"

[@AvitalShtap]

HHHAHA I love when she answers the phone "yas queen?" so good LOL. Advertising is full of ppl like this.

[@aitothechamp7263]

This reminds me of those Instagram posts from girls like never apologize for who you are, or never change for someone else. If ur a bad person who hurts others you should consider changing hahaha

[@lassoroot]

"So in some ways we're like a global corporation but in other ways we're like a startup" SENT me, this is exactly how some fake cheery down-to-earth companies try to act 🤣

[@rubenvela6247]

The way she say "I'm sleeping with best friend's husband and I own it!"

[@zaw408]

This video is making Amy Klobucher feel very attacked right now

[@skullfullofbooks7398]

I bought the book "Men Explain Things to Me," but needed help finding it in store. The male salesperson helped me but then asked if I had seen some Beyonce feminist video. I said no and he went on about how it changed his life, yadda yadda. I finally looked it up, and it was a video of Beyonce with text of the most generic feminist things ever. Just reminded of that while watching this. Glad it "changed his life" though. 🤣

[@aboemusic]

I find it ironic that it was a male sales assistant who helped you find a book called 'Men Explain Things To Me'. No offence intended or implied.

[@CassBlast5]

I’m only going to answer the phone with a nonchalant “yas queen” from now on

[@Silverfirefly1]

I didn't know Klobuchar had a full Tulsi mask.

[@katiegeorge8283]

My fav Lily sketch so far!!

[@starRushi]

“What did I tell you about wearing red? You look like a ketchup bottle. *Your fired.* “

[@WikiSorcerer]

It's like if Princess Ponyhead started a company.

[@LiberalSquared]

This is one of the best CH videos in a long time. It's on YoutUbe, so, unfortunately, it will probably be bombarded with neckbeards saying things like "Feminism in a nutshell lol" but the message is actually pro-feminist. Calling yourself a feminist doesn't mean anything, you have to put in the work and be a positive role model. I'm a feminist myself so it's good to see ill-intended bandwagon jumpers called out.

[@LiberalSquared]

@Michael Freed But I would argue that feminism does have meaning, and those other people who have different definitions are either listening to anti-feminist propaganda or have ill intentions. The person in this video, for example, has ill intentions. She wants to be rich and treat people like shit, so she uses feminism as a cloaking mechanism. Most feminists who have done the reading and who actually care about feminism will give you similar, although admittedly sometimes a little different, answers.

[@LiberalSquared]

@Michael Freed But isn't that true of every word? Right now it seems like we're just arguing semantics. "A rose of any other name" and all that.

[@LiberalSquared]

@Michael Freed I'm not trying to fight with you. Honestly, I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. Sure, language warps people's thinking about things, and if that's what you're trying to say then I concede it to be true. I'm really not trying to be combative here, I merely thought you were saying that feminism is worthless because the meaning of the word changes from person to person. If that wasn't your intent then I apologize, and even if it were your intent it's an interesting point to think about, though I'm not sure I agree with it.

[@delarkaBCN]

Seabird was recently acquired by Chompsky's.

[@delarkaBCN]

losing Katie as "lifestyle guide" was their economic downfall.

[@jayg6tk]

I almost forgot this was a collegehumor video

[@Gman1998]

This video has given me the confidence to say I don’t pay my taxes but I own it! Therefore I can’t be charged with it

[@DaComebakKid]

*incoming comments about how ALL forms of feminism is bad*

[@TheFlumpySquid]

Are*

[@HerrJaeger64]

But...they are?

[@victoriagasca6258]

Cuz they are.

[@MyShiroyuki]

The current form is certainly bad.

[@LiberalSquared]

Four! Four incels! Ha, ha, ha.

[@0GallifreyGirl0]

"Free mimosas!" Yeah, I think you need to drink to work there

[@dminard1]

Feminism is an odd word where you really have to use all the verbal and non verbal cues to determine if the person means it as a positive or negative thing. Then maybe dig a little to see what they mean by it. It's a word that no longer works to describe a thing

[@medusa7690]

I feel so bad for the employees

[@537monster]

Some flaws are something to fix, not something to be proud of.

[@sallyvillarreal4294]

I had a job interview that was a little bit like this. The guy had everybody take a personality test, which can be valuable. But this meant everything. He was honest about the fact that if you get a certain personality, you just wouldn’t be considered. Period. Basically, he said he like to be in charge, and the people that work for him need to be people who didn’t like to be in charge or question. And knowing yourself is OK to a point. But he had no plans to try to improve himself even a little. And he told people not to cheat, because it wouldn’t work. But since the other personality types are so much less likely to endlessly please others, they weren’t going to be calling back anyway.

[@nishaypillay3299]

I was just gonna say that she has a Demi Lovato look to her, and then she said 'Sorry, not sorry' 😂

[@pearlabba3642]

Whoever did the makeup on the red haired woman deserves world makeup domination, that is the best natural makeup look I’ve ever seen! it really suits her and brings out her beauty!!

[@matejbelik6638]

0:13 Yay Another Sex Slave (Jacksfilms reference)

[@adamramirez3866]

I love how CollegeHumor keeps the continuity of the brands in their videos like Chomptskees and Seabird.

[@tahiyatchy]

✨girlboss liberal feminism✨

[@rosiaidek]

honestly I vibe with this cast

[@liamconrad5214]

This is surprisingly self aware for college humor.

[@nina6352]

this is brandon roger’s bryce tankthrust without the offensiveness

[@JYPark14]

This is brilliant

[@Amy-nl7sf]

Oh my god I have lived this interview, but it was for a restaurant/ bar. She randomly went off on me about how her marriage and side business are "FINE," accused me of being drunk (I dont drink,) and then made fun of my makeup the literal second my interview was over.

[@Abigail-sq7ck]

im so excited to move in to college this weekend so I'll FINALLY be able to legally watch these videos

[@CDDub96]

I've been waiting years for this sketch.

[@DavidAWA]

You can be a cruel female boss who belittles people and still be a feminist, but you have to give paid family leave.

[@TheOriginalGamerdud]

you could hear her giggling as she ran away crying

[@meghand8682]

Isn't Seabird the recurring MLM makeup company?

[@cesarvera2198]

I like when they make videos that are connected to other videos it’s like a cinematic universe

[@theoptimistichippo8185]

Oh boy, these comments are gonna be a f**king treat.

[@noahclark7603]

*World is falling apart* “Free mimosas on Tuesday!”