Open Bar #39 - Last Orders

[@captbuckyohare5585]

When Wendy pulled the sword from the stone, lifted Mjolnir, outran Tom Cruise, and said, "BY THE POWER OF TEMPESTIN' TIME!!" legend has it that Jennifer Lawrence taught her everything she knows.

[@chasehedges6775]

Truly one of the moments of all time

[@captbuckyohare5585]

@@chasehedges6775 It was one of the moments in one of the movies ever made.

[@petertheferret]

🤯

[@TibiConstantine]

That was sheer fucking hubris.

[@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta]

I clapped!!!

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

When I watched the trailer for Peter Pansexual, I was left with one reaction: Did Wendy just assume the Lost Boy's genders?!?

[@jasonbuster5503]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mikemoore4033]

I watched “The Road” on videotape back in the day, it took me three attempts to get through, as I couldn’t see the screen for tears. I’d already read the book and decided two things; it was the finest work of English literature I ever read, and I would never read it again, it was too emotionally gruelling. That was over twenty years ago and I never revisited the book, although I’ve read everything else Cormac Macarthy has written multiple times. I think the film version is the finest adaptation of a book I’ve ever seen, with the best lead performance by Mortensen I’ve ever seen, and the best performance by a child actor I’ve ever seen. I’ll never watch it again, which saddens me beyond my poor attempts to express.

[@Drawnartist]

Damn son. I'm aware of that film. Watched a review. I wanna see it one day. I'm surprised it bothered you so much but having read the books as you did maybe I shouldn't be. I haven't even seen it

[@kevinmccabe7263]

When Thor is talking to Rocket in Infinity War about how he has nothing left to lose, that brings a tear to my eye. It is criminal how much they've destroyed the character of Thor!

[@jdaws4896]

Great to hear you chatting, gets me through the house jobs 👏👏👏👏👏

[@Cmdr_Sinclair_B5]

Thank you Drinker and MauLer! Really enjoy these Last Orders vids!

[@warsong99]

That father at the end of "Life is Beautiful" , he knows full well he is going to die but he keeps his son smiling and laughing throughout the horror of their situation......then the boy being reunited with his mother just gets me.

[@Mrfox2025]

Hey drinker from Massachusetts…been watching you for some time now..y’all are damn good…I listen to you guys on my way to work…cheers!!

[@jamesfoley6939]

My normie friend loves Mando, calling it a perfect story with incredibly deep character. No words… He also swooned over the Book of Boba Fett. Maybe I need better friends lol

[@samgott8689]

Or you need to chill the fuck out?

[@shamboholic]

Adding for any uninitiated, Christopher Lee popping up in Bond is particularly great because he was arguably an inspiration for Bond in real life, being a cousin of Ian Fleming and himself part of special forces in WWII. Anyone unfamiliar should read up on both men (and Peter Cushing, Grand Moff Tarkin, as he and Lee are godfathers of horror cinema)

[@SolarDragon007]

Fleming even wanted Christopher Lee cast as Dr. No. Lee might've been a very good Bond too.

[@shamboholic]

@@SolarDragon007 Yeah big missed opportunity seeing the legacy the character would have with him in the ranks. Truly one of the actors I most look up to as it is.

[@Antarx]

Fun Fact: Vanilla Sky is an english version of a Spanish film, called "Abre los ojos" (open your eyes). It happened that Tom Cruise was dating the Spanish actress of that film, and he saw the movie, and decided to make his version.

[@mjau65]

Scenes that made me cry: Casablanca, Marseillaise scene Paths of Glory, German woman singing at the end and ET, basically the whole damn film

[@kaliefaul1905]

The death scene in Creed 3. The ending of Coco. The ending of EACH three-episode act in Arcane. (God, I love that fucking show.) The red-clad girl in Schindler's List. The "Dos Oruguitas" scene in Encanto. Testament of Youth. (Never again.) That's all I can think of, for right now.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Anyone else remember Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates? It was actually a pretty good take on Barrie's material, and sported an excellent voice cast.

[@captbuckyohare5585]

With Tim Fucking Curry as Captain Hook. That was a slice of fried gold.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@captbuckyohare5585 Tim Curry is a treasure

[@newtpondskipper]

I've been shilling the series lately. It is criminally unknown.

[@TibiConstantine]

Best scenes from that show was when the Swat Kats fought the Gobots.

[@Rizzo1812]

The guy who played Tuco was in Alien Resurrection. Raymond Cruz i think his name is .

[@stephentrager3147]

Fun for a listen. Thanks guys.

[@WailingGecko]

We can’t have a remake with out “the message”

[@shr33d3r56]

T H E M E S S E G E

[@kenthehobo]

Random Film Talk's analysis of RoP is second to none, you really should give him a shot

[@mjuk1984]

The movies which best reflect the locales of Drinker and Mauler: "Dog Soldiers" and "In The Mouth of Madness", respectively.

[@jedibrooks7235]

Watching Alien 3- Heyy Thats Tywin Watching seinfeld- Heyy thats Walt

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

18:00 for a long while George Lucas didn’t have rights over Star Wars toy-merchandising. When he finally bought them back, the prequels released shortly after. There’s whole documentaries on it.

[@michaelmoore2679]

“The way, this is. Hmm.” -Grogu

[@TobeyJF]

I think the group catchphrase fad started with Battlestar Galactica - "So say we all!"

[@b.chaline4394]

32:40 I believe that would be Antje Traue, right? She's pretty famous in Germany, she had a recurring role in Netflix's Dark, recently.

[@Medcanpoet]

"Smoked crack, I did. Speak now, I do." - Grogu.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

The power of Wendy in Peter Pan flew right over the heads of the people involved in this live action Peter Pan.

[@chasehedges6775]

Hook 1991 and 2003 Peter Pan movies are the best compared to this

[@Kernwadi]

Peter of the Pan, definitely a movie of all time.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

​@@chasehedges6775 Lately Hook has been taking a lot of hate. It's still one of my childhood favourites.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@grandmufftwerkin9037 Still a childhood classic

[@JamesLaserpimpWalsh]

A Matter of Life and Death chokes me up every time.

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

Canderous Ordo is from the Knights of the Old Republic games. Which are set waaay before the movies, so don't really affect the story there. But I thought they were fun.

[@Drawnartist]

Same. Best star wars game ever made.

[@Fedaygin]

Yeah Canderous Ordo in Knights of the Old Republic 1

[@ALeCoq112]

He was also in the second one

[@salazar4810]

Baby Yoda is just shaved Gizmo from the Gremlins. :D

[@Monticello19]

Fun Fact: A DVD of the movie Ladder 49 was one of the top prizes on Karl Pilkington's XFM quiz show "Rockbusters" with Ricky Gervais and the Goggle-eyed freak.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

Every time they say "this is the way" I remember the red sonic meme "this is the whey" from the old internet

[@samwallaceart288]

Ugandan Knuckles; it's a derpy Knuckles drawing from 2 seconds of a Egoraptor animation (if I recall correctly)

[@Soridan]

Brudda, do you no da wae?

[@bmardiney]

Baby Yoda is just a "successful" version of BB-8. That droid was the first attempt at a "cute sludge" character and it failed.

[@samwallaceart288]

_A Grave for Fireflies_ just watching the slow downward spiral of these kids that doesn't even seem that bad at first but towards the end it hits you like a ton of bricks "Oh, _they're fucked. He REALLY fucked up and they're not gonna make it."_ And I was such a blubbering mess I didn't even notice the credits started rolling.

[@leipzigergnom]

Bro, that red lighting at the end when he's lying in the subway station . . . And the burial scene, just the entire end of that movie was so devastating. I think it's the only movie where I actually wept at the end (I basically never cry audibly)

[@samwallaceart288]

​@@leipzigergnom yeah same not even Schindler's List got me (the sad music is too tryhard) but Grave fucked me all the way up

[@jeroenossel]

I cried like a 3-year old girl yesterday because of The Whale, that movie is depressing like hell but so well acted by Fraser.

[@Drawnartist]

Well good to hear

[@ClaMaRo]

It’s like Baby Yoda was made solely to sell Funko Pops.

[@MauricePKerry]

@5:58 Ben Affleck screaming "HARRY!" at the end of ARMAGEDDON. 😢

[@dycast8561]

Only movie I cried to was Jack Frost with Mike Keaton. I was maybe 12. Didn’t want to see my dad die and turn into a snowman

[@IvoryOxen]

Maybe grogu will not sound like Yoda. We find out Yoda actually had dyslexia

[@loumencken9644]

And he has a deep, booming voice, acted by Michael Dorn or Christopher Judge. Yoda has a weak, thready voice for the same reason as Patrick Stewart does- because he's so old.

[@IvoryOxen]

@@loumencken9644 yes! Haha

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

I think Enterprise -B was Excelsior class, and I love those.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

correct, you had number only for the original, suffix A was another of its class renamed to Enterprise to replace the original. B was the excelsior, C the Ambassador ( the lost era ) D was TNG and E for the TNG movies.

[@AArdW01f]

Dude Ladder 49 is SO FUCKING INTENSE AT THE END I totally forgot

[@MediumRareOpinions]

its funny you say the Enterprise D should have had its saucer rotated 90 degrees, since they pretty much did exactly that for the E and it creates a much sleeker looking profile

[@johnsmith-fz3qk]

Resident Evil 1 Casting: Chris Redfield - Karl Urban, Jill Valentine - Mary E. Winstead, Albert Wesker - Michael Fassbender, Barry Burton - David Harbour, Rebecca Chambers - Olivia Cooke, Richard Aiken - Patrick Wilson, Enrico Marini - Jeffrey Dean Morgan Resident Evil 2 Casting: - Leon S. Kennedy - Dan Stevens, Claire Redfield - Karen Gillan, Ada Wong - Maggie Q, Sherry Birkin - Alexa Gerasimovich, Annette Birkin - Rachael Taylor, William Birkin - Tom Felton, Chief Brian Irons - J.K. Simmons, Ben Bertolucci - Thomas Jane

[@johngolden3714]

Canderous Ordo from the Knights of the Old Republic game. He became Mandalore the Preserver.

[@TheEldritchGod]

Movie that represents where Mauler lives? THE MOUTH OF MADNESS.

[@ALeCoq112]

Canderos is from Knights of the old Republic games.

[@kaliefaul1905]

22:30 Hey, he pronounced my first name right! (My last name's pronounced "fowl," though. 😂)

[@Xasew]

The craziest thing about CW's The Flash is that the first season is actually good.

[@bananaboi9067]

I think what helped was the following. The flash was still learning to control his powers and abilities. Flash was no where near as fast as he becomes in later seasons so he isn't as overpowered. The main villain was complex interesting and was a speedster. I'm sure mauler and such could find plenty of writing problems even in season 1. But honestly it was alot more simple and charming truly I loved the early stages of the flash it held so much promise.

[@Drawnartist]

Lol true

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

Black Hawk Down makes me cry a bit, but that might just be because I know so much of it is true.

[@Kernwadi]

"Who am I? I forgot..." -Somebody with dementia

[@Kernwadi]

@Hostmann Socrates Thank you, son.

[@jaybee1061]

Just saw the trailer for the movie SUPERCELL, staring....... Alec Baldwin and....... Anne Heche. Yikes! Might as well just keep the red carpet rolled up for that premiere.

[@alexbrown5972]

Drinker- Recommend for you - The Old Man starring Jeff Bridges.

[@GrumpyImpala]

I LOVE Restless Natives!!

[@jBread28]

Hell yeah Canderous Ordo

[@timothy5977]

Kung-fu Hustle made me cry pretty good too

[@SansoHumar]

That was Matt Damon in that rugby movie. Not mark

[@DSas2300]

The Faerie godmother in the newly destroyed Cinderella was also black. That guy might have something there.

[@samwallaceart288]

That was the trash James Cordyn version? I heard the Disney one was actually alright, the one with Helena Bonham Carter as the Godmother and Cate Blanchett as the step mom

[@Moochtv]

New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer just dropped. And yet again, a key character we grew up with gets the race swap treatment. That said, Casey Jones would've have a good choice to update for todays sensitive modern audiences. If hes still allowed to don a mask and weild a baseball bat!.

[@blakecasimir]

Guess who gets down voted for daring to mention it?

[@captbuckyohare5585]

Wouldn't be the red head would it? Gasp.

[@Moochtv]

@BlakeCasimir I know, shame on me. If an original character, I'd have no problem. But it's Nu Hollywood. Sigh!

[@Moochtv]

@@captbuckyohare5585 Yarp!

[@kaliefaul1905]

​@@Moochtv I wonder why it's *always* the redheads?

[@chrono2959]

Not full on cry but the Bridge to Terabithia definitely makes the Adam's apple hurt

[@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta]

That movie tricked me. I didn't know it was based on a book, so when the girl died it really took me by surprise. I found myself a little misty eyed by the end.

[@chrono2959]

@@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta yeah same here I thought it was going to be this awesome adventurous type you know movie but that was not the case

[@chasehedges6775]

“You’re friend, Leslie is dead.” Chills, man

[@chrono2959]

@@chasehedges6775 uugh that sucks so bad had no idea it was going to be a chick flick the commercials did not represent it as so and then they just kept going on and on and on about her being dead and then trying to play it off like it wasn't sad with my old lady sitting right next to me Lol...that damn movie traumatized me

[@samwallaceart288]

Yeah I watched that movie totally out of context not knowing what to think and it blew me away. Josh Hutcherson's best role low-key. Been meaning to rewatch it as a grown up sometime

[@gregjones7724]

Who hasn’t choked up at the end of Old Yeller?

[@kaliefaul1905]

Me, because I've never seen it.

[@10MLaw]

I would love a “boba asoak mando ” but not if it’s Disney reflated xD

[@lostinsweden5039]

Highland Park? Who'd go to Norwegians for Sotch?

[@Monticello19]

I always suspected that Ellie was never meant to be gay and I kind of removed left behind from my head cannon. Glad to see confirmation.

[@Moscoe...]

Time stamp

[@skylx0812]

The death scene in the miniseries Switched At Birth will make you wanna drop dead. Based on a true story, the little girl asks the nite before why is she always sick and how come God hates her. Bonnie Bedelia's 0 to 100 wailing after she doesn't survive the surgury and the oldest sister being hugged by the dad, shouting "I told her everything would be okay, I told her she'd be FINE!" is a tough one.

[@petertheferret]

When are The Drinker and Mauler making a movie??

[@asdlogician6536]

The only time Jesse Eisenberg improved a character was as mark Zuckerberg in “The Social Network.”

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

Just came here after watching your review of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. What do we say to the god of death? Not today!

[@chasehedges6775]

Death: I Am inevitable. Thanos from Infinity War: Destiny still arrives

[@chasehedges6775]

Puss In Boots 2 is what I need to check out

[@spod32827]

On Grogu: I watched gremlins over Christmas and Gizmo is just better in every way. Character, technical realisation, importance to the story, ear dynamics… I now call Grogu “Sh*t Gizmo” or I guess Shizmo for short.

[@MrETombe]

Thought he was waiting til his wife couldn't get the money

[@AscendingAdventures]

Cancerous Oreo is awesome!

[@AscendingAdventures]

Well, I meant Canderous Ordo, but that’s such a hilarous autocorrect, it stays.

[@ebransc09]

Knights of the Old Republic, Ordo, Dummies

[@timothy5977]

I cry a lot when Michael Jordan videos are on🥹

[@Drawnartist]

Robot head! Yes please have him on

[@shan4680]

Understating it a bit by saying Robot Head does "a lot of Star Wars"!

[@BrundleFly868]

It would be great, sure, but Robot Head is in Australia; Open Bar starts at 8AM on Friday over here... I guess it depends if he has a day job!

[@chasehedges6775]

Love his content and videos, especially Star Wars

[@Drawnartist]

​@@BrundleFly868 we are all aware that Robot Head is Australian smart guy. Where there is a will there is a way. I'm sure as an adult he could figure something out. Let's not waste time pointing out the obvious stuff

[@pawelmacpoof5687]

When I want to say something as final I’ll say “this is the way” as the other person starts their response, lol all round. I also use: “I have spoken” and “Everyone stop having ideas “ from Veep.

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

The casting from the old Mario movie was really odd, Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, and Dennis Hopper as Bowser.

[@kaliefaul1905]

Yeah, say what you want about Chris Pratt as Mario, but at least he's better-cast than Hoskins. 🤣

[@briant4468]

Little birds sais Clooney batman will show up in end credits scene guess will see.

[@cordyone]

R.e. the tear question - I recommend the new film "Living" with Bill Nighy. One of those films they rarely make anymore.

[@chasehedges6775]

Gladiator 2000 as with Russel Crow

[@Spartanbot1001]

Grave of the Fireflies

[@karas_kuuhaku7670]

Call me what you want but the series One Piece. Had me tearing up many times throughout the story. And especially eps 405.

[@samwallaceart288]

If they make that AI movie-mod to viewer preferences, FIRST THING I DO is watch _The Force Awakens: The Wiseau Cut_

[@Soridan]

I did naht kill Padme, I did naaaht! Oh, hi Luke!

[@szucsarok]

My most recent cry moment on a movie/tv show was The Good Doctor when Dr Glassman halucinates her dead daughter.

[@gregviews]

Yaddle is a member of Yoda species but she doesn't talk like Yoda the only reason Yoda talk like that is because of his master...

[@SlipdeGarcondeJour]

Bad actors in adaptations: Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher, Brian Donlevy as Prof Quatermass.

[@chasehedges6775]

Tom Cruise was pretty good, honestly

[@MediumRareOpinions]

@@chasehedges6775 I recall enjoying the film but I had no knowledge of the book. I'm reliably informed that he really doesn't fit the physical description of Reacher in the books though, and that seems to be a major point of contention from fans of the source material.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@MediumRareOpinions I really liked the film as well. The villain was chilling.

[@MediumRareOpinions]

@@chasehedges6775 absolutely, that performance was very good and helped to give the feeling that the stakes were pretty high for the characters involved.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@MediumRareOpinions 👍👍👍

[@SuperCoshMan]

Restless natives is a class film 👌

[@waylonsmitherz]

@5:35 Did this guy just call my first name Neil? Well. That's an interesting one. 😃

[@kaliefaul1905]

He said my last name wrong, too (though, unlike most people, he said my first name right).

[@Lizardo451]

Can The Drinker and Nick Rekeita have a drinking contest?

[@asdlogician6536]

Invictus? Matt Damon on SA rugby team?

[@Rizzo1812]

Twin Town is quite representative of my town . But its a bigger shit hole that what it shows though .

[@matthewcollins4773]

Not wanting to suggest that there aren't important lessons found in "Peter Pan", because there certainly are -- and it's no surprise that modern reinterpretations warp them or miss them entirely, showing no respect for the source -- but I've always disliked the whole "men need women to civilise them" notion. I find that it misrepresents human socialization just as much as modern faux-equity. It is, I think, another assumption from tournament model sexuality, which is only one pole on a spectrum of human social instinct (and a troubled one in terms of implications for social stability). It plays to the idea that a male is incomplete and unworthy (in a metaphysical, not necessarily a moral sense) unless he successfully joins with the feminine, and that he should in some sense orientate to female companionship or influence as a means of claiming identity, being lost without it. It rests civilization upon a supposed male graduation from exile to stable belonging as represented by the female social circle. The thing is, that is an artificial division -- male and female humans always lived and built societies together, we're not elephants or whales where the males live apart from the female herd most of the time. We shouldn't mistake sexual divisions of labour and natural male-female distinctions for the idea that men and women weren't always a unit. While pregnancy and gathering no doubt lent themselves to settled agriculture, etc, more readily than hunting, so a certain notion of "settling down" as a civilizational feminine makes sense -- the modern breaking of families into "men out working away from the family" and "women-and-children" (rather than men, women and children all within the family) is more a product of industrialization and empire (i.e. exploitation of lower male labour for the hoarding of resources, status, etc. by the "apex" males -- that is, tournament sexuality, that wouldn't be feasible in a hunter-gatherer society). Bonding with compatible females *is* highly important to male humans, and vice versa -- after all, it's called pair-bonding for a reason, and male-female compatibility and partnership is a hugely important part of how we work, especially given that we are a sexually dimorphic species. But pursuit of females is universal among male animals; It doesn't make us special, and so is a poor basis for a sense of human masculinity. What makes humans different from all other social animals is a) the strength and ease of male-male cooperation and friendship even absent any kinship bonds, and b), investment in children. No other social animal, even among primates, does this. So while the message that female involvement is a good and positively socializing influence on males is a worthy one, it's greatly overstated by our culture, which underplays the natural masculinity that defines us. So I'd suggest, anyway. In short, I suppose the point is that too many people define their masculinity by contrasting/pairing male humans with female humans, when it makes more sense to define it by contrasting human males with non-human males.

[@MAGAMAN]

Old Yeller.

[@2tone209]

AY UP DRINKER

[@thomasbolman375]

The writing found in current films and T.V./Streaming series is worse then most of the Fan Fic ever written. They have no idea of pacing or real drama. It is like they are just throwing random ideas at the walls, hoping something sticks. I find myself amazed that the Stunning, Brave, and oh so Diverse Writers Rooms most major studios employ have not just been pumping out the next French Connection, or Casablanca.

[@christaberit]

Bullet Train was trying way too hard to be a Guy Ritchie movie. Still fun but not as good as I’d hoped.

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

The characters in Trainspotting weren't from Edinburgh,they were from Leith. Just sayin. 🤷‍♂️

[@spod32827]

On bad casting… one word… Troy.

[@bbtb785]

Your channel should do a European version of RLM's - Nerd Crew - ; Gary can be your template.

[@LordSeth-hf8ew]

matt damon was pretty good but yeah he isn't 6 ft 3 and 100 kg true

[@nh8444]

Are these in podcast form? So I don’t have to have KZbin open? So I can do sh*t while I listen away from home? I know, poor me.

[@Stoneador]

Drinker continues to decide to die on the hill of Bella Ramsey bad. I really don’t know what show he’s watching.

[@art_loverrrr]

Yes totally agree with Drinker Bella is the worst casting choice I have seen in a while! She is just not good as Ellie!

[@briant4468]

Ain't Crissy Mayer always on with Gary and them? yea well she's tight with tripoli and i heard from his show a bunch of stuff amazed drinker and co never talk about what a horrible person James gunn is lots and lots of underage stuff in his comments didn't he get fired to ? But ok anyway yay DC lol

[@mortoopz]

"These shows are just designed to be watched in the background while you doing other things" ..... Oh the irony :P I'm kidding, I love long form youtube stuff for exactly that reason, and there is a huge difference easily expressed with a single word "budget". If you were taking a million bucks per show (100% guess) I'd expect you to make something I would actually look at. Looking forward to your Ryan Drake short :)