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@TheGreatChrisB4 күн бұрын
You weren't lying when you said 4k. That's the clearest security footage I've ever seen.
@ZachkTV4 күн бұрын
dragons fucking cars are real??
@justinholtman4 күн бұрын
@test-j7yf off u bot with ur nasty cp stuff
@justinholtman4 күн бұрын
@test-j7yso to you it’s funny when someone loses their pet??
@someshwarrao424 күн бұрын
RDC moment
@skorpiongod4 күн бұрын
@justinholtman i know it feels cathartic to yell at the bot, but you're actively making the problem worse. Do not engage with the bots.
@SonicVictor4 күн бұрын
First it was porch pooper, then tow truck guy, now cucumber man. We are truly walking on villain soil
@tao68664 күн бұрын
Next, it's going to be the panini prolapser. Their all going to form the real-life goof troop.
@lloydearlofpudding95364 күн бұрын
@@tao6866t-t-the Panini WHAT NOW? Who let you cook with that one?
@vinsanity40k4 күн бұрын
whose rogues gallery is this? 😄
@oblock312stonyhunga34 күн бұрын
@@vinsanity40kDoom Patrol
@SorryStamin4 күн бұрын
It's their world, we're just living in it
@Utopian12344 күн бұрын
When he said "He put a cucumber in the grille of a random car" I was like that's a pretty good harmless prank, then I heard the next part and was bitchslapped by how crazy this world has become
@ethanpeeples61874 күн бұрын
Me too.
@-Jun.4 күн бұрын
I feel the exact same way
@ards93244 күн бұрын
had to take a whole minute pause in between eating my meal after hearing it
@CantTellYou4 күн бұрын
I just wonder if he has a specific car type. Like does he have a preference for lower profile longer vehicles? Or is it maybe a certain exhaust or grille that provides better cuke’n?
@DakotaofRaptors4 күн бұрын
What do you expect from DC?
@Chriseyebrows4 күн бұрын
That cucumber was definitely not dry. He got down on is knees and gave it the old gawk gawk😂
@LaylaLover902 күн бұрын
You mean, ...........Hawk Tua??
@westlinnstreets2349Күн бұрын
Nah gawk gawk
@Sanicfan9192Күн бұрын
H A W K T U A
@d-rockanomaly9243Күн бұрын
It was right there
@Hustonian4 күн бұрын
can't even own a car without it getting assaulted in 2024
@thehunterjk25214 күн бұрын
I love how he got angry that he had to stop because of a passing car. Like, sorry for interrupting this clearly private act being conducted in the middle of broad daylight.
@illustrator_424 күн бұрын
💔 type
@1WEareBUFO14 күн бұрын
Antoine forgot to warn us about this.
@l3ftie5784 күн бұрын
can't have shit in DC
@TurtleMountain4 күн бұрын
@@thehunterjk2521 idk how the fuck he can be comfortable doing this when there is like a billion windows from several buildings facing his direction, like anyone and their grandmother could be watching that shit go down LMAO
@coolinnnnn4 күн бұрын
“He just rawdogs the cucumber on the grille of this Nissan” is the CRAZIEST sentence I’ve ever heard in my life
@Somethingelse2444 күн бұрын
4:15
@RootedHat4 күн бұрын
one of those sentences that should never be read outside of fictional novels :/
@kngwhisp294 күн бұрын
looks like he friggin sucked it before effing it lmao so maybe was lubed
@Overblazer4 күн бұрын
The thing is I think he lubricated it because if you pay attention before "raw dogging" he pretty much blew it
@ioantudorcopaceanu53824 күн бұрын
he didnt tho, he spat in his hand and rubbed it on his asshole in the beginning.
@NoName_WasTaken4 күн бұрын
This dude is an Avengers Level threat. Imagine being late to work only to find a dude fucking himself with a cucumber in the grille of your car.
@crazydom1174 күн бұрын
For real 😂
@TITan_boiman2gold4 күн бұрын
@test-j7yoh u. Bot
@fishpenetrator53814 күн бұрын
@TITan_boiman2gold don't engage with the bot and it will eventually go somewhere else
@abdelrahman7884 күн бұрын
I would tell him it's his now 💀.
@gabrielhoelzle84764 күн бұрын
At this point I'm so done I would just politely ask for him to back away 😂
@interox11054 күн бұрын
Porch Pooper: I wanna talk to you about a team Cucumber Crusader:
@UNSSC014 күн бұрын
The assvengers
@SonicVictor4 күн бұрын
"not sure how I got here, has to do with spider man I think"
@1800notascam3 күн бұрын
The Offenders
@yummyfriez3 күн бұрын
Yes
@personmcpeopleface2663 күн бұрын
Would The Golf Pooper qualify? Don't know if he's still does it but he pooped in the holes of a golf course in Norway for over 10 years
@Da-Besta-Minestra4 күн бұрын
That’s a big-ass cucumber❌ That’s a big ass-cucumber✅
@vinsanity40k4 күн бұрын
i've heard of the banana in the tailpipe, but this is a whole 'nother thing. 😄
@M.J.-Boops4 күн бұрын
😂
@puma_king4284 күн бұрын
That's a big-ass-cucumber 🧐
@johnbecker46424 күн бұрын
“Poo-Cumber” 🤣🤣
@DG_plusrandomnumbers4 күн бұрын
xkcd 37
@urhotmatua4 күн бұрын
Villain name proposal: The Cucummer
@Smarttvremote4 күн бұрын
the cucsome
@GrayPM4 күн бұрын
CucumMan
@Shatterhcr24 күн бұрын
Nah cute cummer
@aluminium57384 күн бұрын
villain ?
@bt75284 күн бұрын
Approved
@vlnow4 күн бұрын
The gentle morning cheeping of the birds in the background.
@acraze22874 күн бұрын
@@Isaba9140i kind of thought this had to be a prank, i hope it’s real bc of how hilarious it is
@mimilopmemes79152 күн бұрын
@@acraze2287 i watched the video.. its real
@NeonVortex114 күн бұрын
That post sex cigarette and the way he was thinking about his life decisions🤣
@august57613 күн бұрын
He was smoking a j the whole time 💀
@Robinhoodie1603 күн бұрын
then went right back to it
@CloudLicht3 күн бұрын
@@august5761 misinformation is crazy
@OsDijider662 күн бұрын
@Cloud, wow you are so smart you dont sound acoustic.
@TimeTravelingAsshole14 сағат бұрын
That post nut clarity
@misfit14224 күн бұрын
“Poocumber” is vile 💀
@kaidkemp36934 күн бұрын
Poocumer
@Royalg884 күн бұрын
I died laughing 💀
@loompy14404 күн бұрын
My dog farted an intensely poop smelling fart right as I saw this comment. PoOcumber smELLoviSion
@Spiderfreak.4 күн бұрын
@@loompy1440 why did I read that last part as "smell ov sion" god I need more sleep, xD
@dl36504 күн бұрын
And ass pickle 🥒 😂
@funchaser87944 күн бұрын
I’m glad KZbin tagged this video as “Important”
@GuardianPrepping4 күн бұрын
LOL
@kevinlacroix59024 күн бұрын
Fr
@bongbearer4204 күн бұрын
It's the important video ever
@LexisVoyage3 күн бұрын
ermmm are you saying its not???
@jordanpugh97994 күн бұрын
Whats horrifying is that people love leaving their cars unlocked. If he gets ahold of your gear shift its over. He'll be slamming that thing from Sport to Park over and over again no cucumber necessary.
@paladinkhan23 сағат бұрын
:(
@thanosianthemadtitanic17 сағат бұрын
@@paladinkhanno motor oil & lubricant either
@Satsui_No_HadoСағат бұрын
🤣
@fitzcharles334 күн бұрын
There was another post on the Washington DC subreddit where someone was talking about how someone stole 3 dozen huge cucumbers from their garden 💀
@theautomator83724 күн бұрын
It's all connected!
@antivenom684 күн бұрын
The plot thickens
@TheStickyDynamite4 күн бұрын
It's a damn syndicate!
@запрещнка4 күн бұрын
if he reuses this cucumber while having so many more, imagine the scope of his operation. we should be scared. I'm not even from the usa and I'm already scared
@identity75364 күн бұрын
He is clearly building a gurilla movement fighting the technocracy by means of fucking the symbol and it‘s creator at the same time. If he arms more converts we are all screwed. Well they are too but still
@RandomStranger104 күн бұрын
Bro assaulted so many cars he cant even walk straight anymore lmao
@SUDAGANGTV4 күн бұрын
These comments killing me! 😂
@mikka87554 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Silly-s8n4 күн бұрын
Nothing straight about this guy.
@SUDAGANGTV4 күн бұрын
@@Silly-s8n 💀💀💀
@donsimpinero4 күн бұрын
The dashcam footage must go crazy
@pbee.njayay4444 күн бұрын
Please…keep this to yourself my minds eye is too vivid and detailed
@thecraxshack33234 күн бұрын
@@pbee.njayay444no bc the way I felt my whole body pickle from inside out
@emmetriley224 күн бұрын
It must look like driving into a tunnel, except the tunnel is someone's asshole
@SUDAGANGTV4 күн бұрын
@@pbee.njayay444😂💀
@leeleeanna19994 күн бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂
@seva42413 күн бұрын
"Hey! Are you fucking stealing my car?" him: "Not stealing"
@Captain_Bobvious4 күн бұрын
Bro's just trying to get his daily intake of vegetables
@y.e.e63374 күн бұрын
"intake"
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@BT-fg7vi4 күн бұрын
more like daily insert
@ToyotaaANTIGD4 күн бұрын
Blud tryna get healthy
@gthegadgetguy97034 күн бұрын
he gets a good amount of intake AND outtake
@Nataninko4 күн бұрын
That's why aliens don't visit us
@VAVORiAL4 күн бұрын
It'd be much worse if those are the reasons they would actually visit us
@Delicious_J4 күн бұрын
Pretty sure this is WHY they would visit us, for 'research' purposes
@lemmyelk4 күн бұрын
The irony of your statement is that this is why illegal aliens don't go to DC or Baltimore. I spent most of my life in those cities and all the aliens want no parts of those types
@oRealAlieNo4 күн бұрын
No this is EXACTLY why we visit you. We gave you the internet and in turn you have given us so much enjoyment in return.
@TheN9nth4 күн бұрын
You know that aliens are into anal probes right? How would this present a problem? If anything it would be like coming home.
@bellriver88704 күн бұрын
That might just be the most ridiculous crime I have ever heard. You could have given me a decade to look at this title and make guesses on what it meant. There is zero chance I would have guessed right.
@Omnihilo4 күн бұрын
On the flip side, it put into perspective how much I truly hate and look down on humanity when I read the title, saw the thumbnail, and knew exactly what it was gonna be.
@Killerclips4204 күн бұрын
@@Omnihiloyou’re not him buddy no one asked
@Omnihilo4 күн бұрын
@@Killerclips420 Weird thing to get mad about but alright. Bye.
@Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave4 күн бұрын
@@Omnihilo"but alright. Bye." 💅
@Kotaboy1Күн бұрын
@Omnihilo why do you type like that? Idk how to describe it but you sound psychotic
@kaizokuli4 күн бұрын
5:40 bold of you to assume Pickle enjoyer would waste his precious instrument on such a 1-time event. He could use it to pleasure his cave again
@dualistic69163 күн бұрын
Its a special cucumber he inherited from his father, who got it from his father. Like passing the torch down to the next generation, the lineage of cucoomers continues.
@themosaicshow3 күн бұрын
“pleasure his cave”
@BB-ed4om3 күн бұрын
It’s not a cave, it’s a waste chute with a valve system.
@dibble13313 күн бұрын
the cave of wonders
@Martial-Mat4 күн бұрын
He looks around as though privacy was a concern - as though he couldn't simply have used a bathroom somewhere.
@jinx86244 күн бұрын
somewhere ? u mean at home (assuming this guy has one which might be bold )
@Martial-Mat4 күн бұрын
@@jinx8624 No, there are plenty of public restrooms that he could have used. Even a field or a wood.
@jinx86244 күн бұрын
@@Martial-Mat nah don't fo that in public restrooms keep that sht on your own property
@alexbrinzan90613 күн бұрын
@@jinx8624 a lot worse shit happened already în public bathrooms bruh.
@wiengs3 күн бұрын
@@jinx8624dudes probably homeless if hes fucking himself on random cars 😭
@The1stvessel4 күн бұрын
4:12 actually earlier in the video you can see him blowing the cucumber
@nosh_4 күн бұрын
Y
@Mew.-Fps4 күн бұрын
i thought the same thing
@kissmiasma954 күн бұрын
KZbin bot situation is crazy...
@qwerfy345678947494 күн бұрын
@test-j7ywhat. The fuck
@nefariou54 күн бұрын
@@kissmiasma95 has been for years.
@haphazardprism4 күн бұрын
"Just because it can't reject you doesn't imply consent" Krillin TFS
@ForumArcade4 күн бұрын
That's fair, but then you have to apply that logic to all non-sentient objects, including ones specifically designed for the purpose. I think the issue at hand is more one of property rights and acceptable public behaviour, rather than consent.
@sadge04 күн бұрын
Wasn't he talking about living things tho
@EzE-gd3nf4 күн бұрын
@@sadge0 A cucumber is living. Fun fact, plants make noises when they are stressed or dehydrated. Some researchers think this could be like a call for help. That poor cucumber must have been screaming 😱
@haphazardprism4 күн бұрын
@@EzE-gd3nf too bad the screams were muffled. :(
@RiazGT4 күн бұрын
@@haphazardprism You did NOT need to go that far 😂
@NotWolf243 күн бұрын
3:14 I like how the passing car hits a trash can just to add to the chaos
@99pramennoodles2 күн бұрын
Also why did they beep like it was the trashcans fault😂
@cloudyboy17564 күн бұрын
Without footage I would’ve refused to believe
@IdislikeTechnology2 күн бұрын
But it's 2024! Anything can happen 🤗
@svenskhund36034 күн бұрын
So deranged not even Batman would try to rehabilitate him
@andresanguianozuniga67984 күн бұрын
I just imagined the criminal doing that but with the Batmobile... Imagine Batman and Robin returning and being like "What...the hell are you doing?" Pretty crazy.
@tatafromthehood55734 күн бұрын
@@andresanguianozuniga6798 I can definitely see Joker doing that 💀
@andresanguianozuniga67984 күн бұрын
@@tatafromthehood5573 yeah.
@noBody-ue6cs4 күн бұрын
There are no laws against cucumbers Batman
@beckyinthebubble4 күн бұрын
That's why you can't eat at everyone's house.
@joekruger18574 күн бұрын
And why you don't participate in potlucks
@ShrekNumberOneEnjoyer4 күн бұрын
Why does this cucumber taste weird?
@spikytoaster4 күн бұрын
Uh huh because I'm sure everyone is f*cking themselves with a cucumber. Shut up.
@kimmyfreak2004 күн бұрын
my dad when he was a kid was outside playing and this septic tank man was messing around with it and his hands were covered in dodoo..well he takes his break reaches into his lunchbox and pulls out his sandwhich...with his poopie hands..my dad stood there in disbelief and horror
@jinx86244 күн бұрын
buildin up the good ol immune system back in the good old days you kids these days are sissys @@kimmyfreak200
@wtfk093 күн бұрын
Charlie says he didn't lubricate the cucumber, but at 2:13 i'm pretty sure he's sucking it before sitting on it.
@sayuriakaya5484 күн бұрын
Under the original post on reddit, someone linked another post from the Washington DC reddit, where someone posted about all their cucumbers being stolen from their garden. I'd love for these posts to be connected. It just makes the lore work out lovely.
@ravenwraith10174 күн бұрын
I can't stop laughing this is so absurd
@TheFirstCurse14 күн бұрын
A bot stole your exact comment and got so many likes compared to your's. These bots are so stupid.
@TapWater1014 күн бұрын
Quite the pickel he got himself in
@Budderluvr4 күн бұрын
You mean quite the pickle he got in himself?
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@Nataninko4 күн бұрын
😂
@dreytonclark5354 күн бұрын
*on
@ogAlacath4 күн бұрын
Quite the ASS pickle
@TheFewAndOnly4 күн бұрын
"What are you in for?" *Eating cucumber* "You don't wanna know"
@ProtoAlpha4 күн бұрын
His cellmate who knows, watching him eat the cucumber: *internal backrooms music*
@Whynotmini4 күн бұрын
I’m sure jail is how bro started
@KaraTheGirlie4 күн бұрын
Reverse eating cucumber*
@kimmyfreak2004 күн бұрын
"Alright sir, now bend over and cough..and.... wait what did u put in there?"
@DawnOfTheOzz3 күн бұрын
"Poocumber" was not a new word I was expecting to learn today.
@sarimnadeem89774 күн бұрын
5:00 and he waddles away, waddle waddle
@kendra314 күн бұрын
He's got some grapes for sure
@_Roly4 күн бұрын
Till the very next day...
@BigZip0244 күн бұрын
@@_Rolyand the duck walked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man, runnin the stand
@MrAwesomeone4 күн бұрын
No grapes you say? That cucumber might do
@paigemaddi4 күн бұрын
💀💀
@BucketJacks4 күн бұрын
never taking a cucumber with me to dc ever again
@BucioTheZenith4 күн бұрын
@@BucketJacks Can we report the fuck out of the bot that spammed this comment please?
@Valus_Ta-aurc4 күн бұрын
This might be the most insane amount of bot spam I’ve seen 💀
@BucketJacks4 күн бұрын
@@Valus_Ta-aurc save me bro
@antichrist85434 күн бұрын
Bro got hit with the spam bomb
@Worm-revolver4 күн бұрын
@@BucioTheZenith that's what I do
@NekwaWatch4 күн бұрын
4:32 at the beginning it looked like he spit on his hand to bum and them blew the vegetable
@Poison_narcotic24 күн бұрын
We didn’t need a full explanation that makes it so much more disgusting
@NekwaWatch4 күн бұрын
@@Poison_narcotic2 😟 my bad, Charlie was going on about no lube
@yarguswhetz4 күн бұрын
Had to be done for Charlie's sake...😢
@PFunk6094 күн бұрын
yea he def prepped a bit, i sed the same thing wen charlie mentioned it lol. sigh this fn planet.
@monk20114 күн бұрын
There is another video of him doing this to another car, closer up, and at a better angle. He 100% is blowing it. It's what he did in the other video
@leightonrud663 күн бұрын
This man is single handedly keeping the cucumber market alive
@Viktorreznov19424 күн бұрын
"That shit is the size of kevin from spongebob" best line ever
@shud1254 күн бұрын
who the fuck is kevin
@collida4 күн бұрын
@@shud125 the pickle with glasses
@Viktorreznov19424 күн бұрын
@shud125 The big ass sea cucumber at the jellyfish convention
@BoxKingKevin4 күн бұрын
@@shud125 I'm Kevin.
@Viktorreznov19423 күн бұрын
@@BoxKingKevinHeeyyyyy keviiin, I'm your biggest fan
@ArchonRollin604 күн бұрын
AI couldn't even generate something this diabolical
@JorgeLopez-qj8pu4 күн бұрын
I don't know who do you think taught him, then? 😝
@abbiereynolds80164 күн бұрын
AI is only limited to what humans programme it to do😅
@user-zm9xf7mo4p4 күн бұрын
Every day I feel more and more appreciative of the somewhat normal friends and family I have around me
@haileytavares71434 күн бұрын
You never know what they do in secret
@user-zm9xf7mo4p4 күн бұрын
@@haileytavares7143 🤣 Fella go and conspire about your own family
@haileytavares71434 күн бұрын
@@user-zm9xf7mo4p everyone has this own secrets hahaha I was making a joke dude
@milostodorovic693 күн бұрын
@@user-zm9xf7mo4pit’s true though…
@user-zm9xf7mo4p3 күн бұрын
@@milostodorovic69 I can only assume you're basing that off the way you base yourself with your peoples
@melatonin13714 күн бұрын
The post game cigarette lmaooo ☠️
@Mew.-Fps4 күн бұрын
4:12 he was in fact blowing the cucumber..
@XavierRose4 күн бұрын
Facts!!! I was saying this out loud, he’s literally kneeling and obviously sucking up the cucumber before going ham🤣🤣🤣🤣
@channelname5345Күн бұрын
How much more betrayal can I take
@DiscordGirll4 күн бұрын
Bro 2024 feels so ai generated wtf is this title 💀😭
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@InfinitelyStupid_4 күн бұрын
i know right
@WilliamAfton9844 күн бұрын
Amen
@HereNoFine4 күн бұрын
Vygo piss off
@luke28064 күн бұрын
BOT
@potatodadave4 күн бұрын
This is some golden age comic villain shenanigans 😭💀
@tomgreenleaf19183 күн бұрын
Poocumber and asspickle had me laughing so hard I ruined a 1/10,000 epic tetris run that was about to set a personal record.
@Blasted2Oblivion4 күн бұрын
Okay. I went from "What's the big deal? It's just a cucumber." to regretting having ears in just a handful of words.
@Coffee179904 күн бұрын
And eyes too honestly
@yomama61184 күн бұрын
5:28 "poocumber" is absolutely insane🤣
@OrinyxRyder4 күн бұрын
ITS OUTRAGEOUS!
@smokebomb0244 күн бұрын
Geometry dash
@billbill60944 күн бұрын
"Wh-what are you doing with that cucumber, Ni-ssan?"
@Baconator25584 күн бұрын
The wordplay in this comment section has been great.
@TheLastHylianTitan4 күн бұрын
I screamed “NO” as I read this with such visceral pain my dogs - all four of them - came rushing in to check in on me. This was “concerned dog” level foul. Fucking masterful.
@JorgeLopez-qj8pu4 күн бұрын
Zoom Zoom 😜
@TaiJason374 күн бұрын
Why i was reading this in some underaged anime girl voice 💀
@LatoshaJMay4 күн бұрын
There was another post on the Washington DC subreddit where someone was talking about how someone stole 3 dozen huge cucumbers from their garden
@averyblurryduck7493 күн бұрын
stolen comment from @fitzcharles33
@zenvio3 күн бұрын
bot
@KorDawg913 күн бұрын
Jesus lol 😂😂😂😂
@averyblurryduck7493 күн бұрын
stolen comment
@averyblurryduck7493 күн бұрын
comment thief and bot
@wompppwompwomppp4 күн бұрын
Worst part is apparently the women who recorded this footage said there are lots of children in this neighborhood
@Coffee179904 күн бұрын
Oh no, that's absolutely disgusting. How can you even think of doing that in public and around kids, too
@PhillipLarsen4 күн бұрын
There's always children everywhere and it definitely is crazy how people have no self control.
@PBurns-ng3gw4 күн бұрын
Not really. Truxton Circle has a high school (Dunbar), but not a lot of little kids around.
@thesupremeduck4 күн бұрын
"Doesn't that hurt you?" "Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?"
@codyspencer9424 күн бұрын
I'm weak 🤣😂🤣💀
@Mikiepage4 күн бұрын
The Reddit post found another story from within the same time period… someone was complaining that a person stole all of their cucumbers: “Someone stealing from my garden live near Truxton Cir. I am more than happy to share food with my neighbors and anyone else who needs to eat, but someone came and stole every single cucumber from my garden this week. Now my kids are sad and don't want to go outside. Who can even eat 3 dozen huge cucumbers?”
@GodsDissapointment4 күн бұрын
This raises a question. Are the cucumbers all for his ass or does he lead a league of carcumber ass men?
@manhwa-w3s4 күн бұрын
well...we know what he is doing with the cucumbers...
@ZOBENGRAUZIS4 күн бұрын
the plot thickens...
@AshtonRbrts4 күн бұрын
This is a crazy addition to the lore holy shit
@businesszeus68644 күн бұрын
ngl i could go through three dozen cucumbers in like a week or so. salads, pickles and snacks, it’s like one of my fav veggies lol
@WybieRcatКүн бұрын
5:22 I'm sorry HE WHAT??? you're telling me bro rawdogged a cucumber and then probably ATE IT? someone come get their freaky ahh uncle 💀
@zerovstheworrld4 күн бұрын
you slumber.. a cucumber…
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@ironmanlxix4 күн бұрын
Defeat Project 2025, vote blue this November!
@TheScribbled4 күн бұрын
Xavier renegade angel?
@darkplague12074 күн бұрын
I'm so happy someone else remembers that show
@TeoMOeditz4 күн бұрын
ATTENTION: don’t respond to dontreadmypfp21, it is a bot, same for test-j7y
@tannermcintosh70234 күн бұрын
We got a cucumber butt villain before GTA 6
@PostalDude-x4k4 күн бұрын
He should be added into GTA 6, at least via mods
@katmiller6144 күн бұрын
lol this is why gta is always based in the USA people are crazy XD
@yasirnazirbutt8240Күн бұрын
Nah, he's the Cucummer.
@asakukarma4 күн бұрын
if you're gonna ride a cucumber on my whip, i'd prefer you just steal the car at that point
@JorgeLopez-qj8pu4 күн бұрын
Honestly yeah, I don't want the car anymore. 🤣
@CraigWarren-fj9ui3 күн бұрын
Right.... that's your car now...😂
@snakevenomv4 күн бұрын
The CUCUMBER CRUSADER is an absolutely INSANE moniker! 😂😂😂😂
@Agus-bg9ob4 күн бұрын
this is like the guy who was in love with his car but in a whole another level
@-Jun.4 күн бұрын
This is arguably much worse
@YoDzOnHalo4 күн бұрын
I fail to see the connection. You got a guy in love with a car. Ok. At least he ain’t bothering no one. Then you got this crackhead with a mop on his head going around terrorizing neighborhoods by gaping himself in their drive ways with produce. He even sniffs it. Classic weirdo behavior
@van41954 күн бұрын
this is way worse because that's not even his own car
@dontforgettolike71274 күн бұрын
That’s dangerous. If it gets loose, it might get slurped up
@MAX-de8fe4 күн бұрын
that would be justice
@Jamlord20614 күн бұрын
a poetic epilogue
@chrisfranklin75474 күн бұрын
That’s why you always use the parking brake.
@bongbearer4204 күн бұрын
Brand new sentencr
@Coffee179904 күн бұрын
Ugh that's gross
@cs822714 күн бұрын
As a produce worker, I always look disappointingly whenever I see somebody grab the largest cucumber. 99% of the time I'm sure it's fine, but it's the 1% that gets me. You can build 100 bridges. But if you f**k one horse, you aren't a bridge builder anymore Ight for those asking what the entire quote is/means; "You spend your entire life learning to build bridges to become a bridge builder. You build 100 or more bridges, doesn't matter. But you fck one goat... you're a goat fckr, not a bridge builder" (I think it's Norm Macdonald who made this joke)
@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp80944 күн бұрын
Maybe they're just really hungry, right? Right?
@Baconator25584 күн бұрын
I'm sorry; you're going to have to explain the bridge and horse analogy.
@jonnnnniej4 күн бұрын
Oh no :( I always look for the biggest vegetables because here in the Netherlands you pay per item and not per weight for most of the vegetables. I'm gonna be so self aware about this now 🥲
@ProtoAlpha4 күн бұрын
You lost me when you mentioned the horse🤨 Could you explain that analogy?
@PyrncessTempest4 күн бұрын
@@ProtoAlphaits basically the idea that you can build a reputation through hard work and time, then lose it in a instant
@joshuashaw29234 күн бұрын
Sometimes I need people like the Cucummer to remind myself that I am not a failure
@kaelthunderhoof56194 күн бұрын
He did his business and walked away. Cool as a cucumber.
@MDCYOUNGIN4 күн бұрын
2:42 just goes for it 💀
@greenlightb2 күн бұрын
The Nissan's having the time of their life rn
@Any-Brilliant69354 күн бұрын
The cucumber man strikes again
@ToyotaaANTIGD4 күн бұрын
Freaky ahh
@dank_jesus3 күн бұрын
3:43, dude walks away smoking a cigarette like nothing happened 🗿
@DanielBreadly3 күн бұрын
dude smokes that cigarette like he just had the best sex of his life, and maybe he did
@captwrath80934 күн бұрын
I dont think he took it dry. Look at his head bobbing at the start lmaooo
@undercoverjihadi92524 күн бұрын
Washington DC is just becoming real life Gotham at this point
@jayhayhay51244 күн бұрын
Batman thwarts the Joker, returns to his batmobile...this is the day he breaks his no-kill rule.
@-Jun.4 күн бұрын
@@jayhayhay5124 he’s gonna have to take a really odd position if he’s going to put it in the grill of that vehicle
@undercoverjihadi92524 күн бұрын
@@jayhayhay5124 And the Riddler's asking more questions than ever.
@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp80944 күн бұрын
Went from Washingon DC to DC Comics real fast.
@lavender98444 күн бұрын
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. I CANT BELIEVE IT.
@jamesburnett44434 күн бұрын
4:10 i hate that i noticed this... but, in the beginning of the video he spits on his hand, and you can guess the rest.
@chumley044 күн бұрын
Thankyou Cucumber Villain for filling me up in both ways
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@loganrh4 күн бұрын
yo?
@ironmanlxix4 күн бұрын
Defeat Project 2025, vote blue this November!
@Feesh_Fan4 күн бұрын
Bro…
@Shatterhcr24 күн бұрын
Cute-cummer
@Souryogurt-qv7pm4 күн бұрын
He and the tow truck guy are going to have a team-up moment
@richardchargingcloud65904 күн бұрын
hee
@lololllololololol4 күн бұрын
Dude could've just bought a Bad Dragon or something, like c'mon guy
@Chromodar4 күн бұрын
Or he could like, mount the grille of a car somewhere in his own house and use that to fasten his cucumber.
@packers12to804 күн бұрын
Id be so mad if my poor car got violated like that 😂😂
@PosiWritesStories4 күн бұрын
These are my favourite Critikal videos tbh, just random looks at these complete menaces to society no one else would ever think to cover
@thehautemess804 күн бұрын
I assumed it was at night. I was wrong. I WAS SO WRONG.
@ashdog92354 күн бұрын
So early the birds are chirping
@spiff7964 күн бұрын
This is literally the last thing I was expecting to see in my feed…
@Deathwish444114 күн бұрын
i feel like at this point charlie and juicey should collab on a episode of Florida man news
@LizN4224 күн бұрын
Cucumber villain is crazy
@DontReadMyPfp214 күн бұрын
*Don't read my name!!!💀🦋* . . .
@ToyotaaANTIGD4 күн бұрын
Blud was bout to get freaky with the cucumber
@XenXenOfficial4 күн бұрын
Ahhh nah the cucumber wasn't dry, bro prepared it at 2:13 by treating it like a popsicle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BigZip0244 күн бұрын
AH HELL NAH WTF😭
@fujita_shigekazu4 күн бұрын
Sadly at first I thought it was gonna be a "banana in my tailpipe" situation.
@ChannelCreator4 күн бұрын
There’s still a fruit going in a tailpipe so it’s not that different.
@KismetMulhaneski-to3wg3 күн бұрын
4:00 🤣
@Who17764 күн бұрын
“That thing is the size of Kevin from SpongeBob” please do not do my boy Kevin like that he didn’t deserve this malicious assault ☠️
@AndrewFerro-n6v4 күн бұрын
Sounds like he’s speaking Japanese. “Niii-san is being Assaulted!”
@yes-fy5gx4 күн бұрын
Un-lubed cucumber fucking is wild
@JebBush-bf6tp4 күн бұрын
nah he bends over and looks like he's slobbing on that shit before bouncing
@ProtoAlpha4 күн бұрын
UNLUBED?! *THAT'S A STEP TOO FAR MAN NO JOKE WTF* ?!!!
@GothicLeviathan4 күн бұрын
Nah it looked like he sucked it off before going to town...
@_corbz4 күн бұрын
1:40… where do you think he got it from??
@sarahjohnson56814 күн бұрын
You know where 😔
@fuckuimnoreply4 күн бұрын
he was carrying a bag
@exiledastronaut3 күн бұрын
Began watching this with my mom and had to turn it off. The title of the video led me to believe something different was going to happen. Boy were we in for a shock. 😮
@Ursoro4 күн бұрын
Bros a menace doin the thug shaker on that car 😭😂
@arceuskiller1154 күн бұрын
At least he didnt leave the cucumber behind
@LillyBear_n74 күн бұрын
During my dispatch training, I flipped to an elevator camera to see a man taking a 20oz nonster can and shoving it in his prison wallet before awkwardly shuffling out of the elevator. He at least gave it a lick beforehand.
@ShinobiDrip9993 күн бұрын
Look how he walks when he walks away, straight waddling😂
@yami62684 күн бұрын
This security footage of a guy rawdogging a cucumber on a Nissan is clearer than the security footage of criminals robbing banks
@YouAreStillNotablaze4 күн бұрын
3:16 that car was too busy clipping that trash can to notice anything.
@waifyandrogyne4 күн бұрын
That’s the funniest part of the video
@SpookyDookySr4 күн бұрын
Remember the guy from TLC that had mechaphilia? This is taking it to the next level.
@Wicked_Fox4 күн бұрын
At least with that guy it was "romantical" and "consensual". This dude just SA the car
@monhi643 күн бұрын
I don’t think this one is mechaphilia exactly, seems more like a public/voyeur fetish and the car just happened to be the perfect mounting place for the diabolical act he concocted. But of course hard to say. The funniest shit though is people linking a previous recent mass cucumber theft in that immediate vicinity. I can’t imagine who else would be stealing large cucumbers in that area
@xXD3M0NxW01FXxКүн бұрын
"maybe he's on a 3 cucumber ass-streak, so he's got a UAV online" had me in absolute tears 😂
@CheesecakeOnTheMoon4 күн бұрын
From porch poopers to cucumber villains. Cars, porches. Definitely choosing the bear😂
@teemoore49674 күн бұрын
"Excalibur into the stone"😢😂😂😂😂
@maxbracegirdle99904 күн бұрын
4:20 What're you talking about? He clearly blew it beforehand, not to mention the bit of spit he puts on his fingers beforehand
@TnT_F0X4 күн бұрын
This is what happens when you see every Transformer's movie. Dude is testing for hidden aliens the only way he knows how, Probing.
@danielwalker264 күн бұрын
I thought it was someone leaving cucumbers in people's mail boxes or something. This is some Florida man level tomfoolery.