Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

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[@floratoons]

I like that all three of the boys' expressions are always either; 1. In a fit of giggles 2. Awkward grin 3. Staring blankly at the camera

[@lucyrelly8295]

Yup

[@celine258]

This is literally the truest comment I’ve ever read lol

[@7eleven714]

Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor (Dear Evan Hansen)

[@georgewashington6269]

I paused my vid randomly and this is so true ahahahaha

[@croco_duck]

@@7eleven714 yep

[@combust__]

Kurtis alone: *Edgy smart boi* Kurtis with a friend: *Giggly and seeking for approval* Kurtis with his big brothers: *Confused but having a good time*

[@brigard_brick1952]

Lolll😂

[@quoshtard1510]

very true and very endearing and adorable

[@pissapocalypse]

Hes just the most wholesome boy

[@tristanchaplin392]

You mean brother

[@plain_jay3307]

Hina _ that my life as well

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.

[@El-de6nj]

this si the funniest comment ive ever read

[@clxmentin3]

@@Ade-ingnot necessarily wrong ……

[@floatyloser5323]

i, personally read this as “infant whip” which. not the same thing 😭😭😭

[@Bea-xl9rb]

@@floatyloser5323 the mental image 😭

[@xXAcidBathXx]

All Drew’s are just like that. Source: my name is drew.

[@riyajha5083]

As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong

[@universalpower419]

Pitbull isn't Américan though.

[@riyajha5083]

@@universalpower419 yeah but he's from Miami or so he claims 🤷‍♀️

[@glowinqlu]

I’m American and yeah, trust me, these lyrics make no sense 🥲😭

[@kaskaskas]

Lol news flash non white kids that grow up in the US are American. Cry about it.

[@dehydrated02]

The American way is getting so fucked up that the lyrics don’t matter while you’re dancing to them 😂

[@lrose1310]

To be fair, the Pitbull era was also when we all still thought we would die in 2012.

[@shrestarai5680]

*we might not get tomorrow*

[@echocourtouke]

We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.

[@evelyneb590]

@@echocourtouke 😂😂😂😂

[@carlybw5562]

Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time

[@willowleigh1786]

Mr. Worldwide capitalizing on the apocalypse.

[@camilainfame]

Pitbull is lowkey two ten year old kids standing on top of each other with a big coat, pretending to be a fourty plus yo man

[@nee.c.s]

Don't you mean Vincent Adultman?

[@camilainfame]

@@nee.c.s duuuuude, yes.

[@givensurname1296]

@@camilainfame - I knew Bojack was wrong about Vincent Adultman! He was obviously just *two* kids stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, not *three.* Silly, Bojack.

[@13quizz]

Don’t be silly. It’s just Vincent Adultman in a baldcap

[@ghiblihoe]

pitbull is 38 u uncultured swine

[@aninarose5158]

Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life

[@furiouszombiex5220]

Did you even know who pitbull was when this happened?

[@picalilly]

I think it's sweet of him

[@mariuskronvald5208]

Then everyone clapped and the mayor gave you a medal

[@splendidsimp]

​@mariuskronvald5208 shut up i wanna believe Edit: sorry that was rude :(

[@danifoxx7469]

@@splendidsimpi appreciate your politeness

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Kurtis looks so young compared to now. He went from awkward 19 year old IT guy to dad who goes to Home Depot everyday

[@lemin0u]

His personality and voice changed too somehow

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@lemin0u hm. Maybe it’s a clone, like Paul McCartney

[@Tridentofmemes]

Fr I was like is that the same person

[@weedmaster-420]

p sure in one video he *did* get replaced with a clone, soo.... jury's out on that one

[@Tridentofmemes]

@@weedmaster-420 is the p suppose to be there

[@riven2715]

Kurtis on his channel by himself: 😎⛓😏 Kurtis collabing: 🤗🌷🌈

[@supernova9563]

IKR LMAOO

[@miss.mysterie]

💀💀LMFAO

[@sana._.8040]

lollll

[@meowrchl97]

What

[@autumnfortier4400]

Don’t forget how tiny he looks compared to Danny and Drew

[@notquiteaweebyet1054]

0:11 3 bros, chilling on a sofa, 0 feet apart because they're all the same person

[@tess6330]

Not Quite A Weeb Yet lolll

[@heathermcginley807]

😂😂

[@j4lyni]

Should’ve said 1 bro

[@citrusgem]

oh baby a triple

[@kennedyt7472]

I’m cry laughing

[@spinalcordinc]

me, an empath: I think Pitbull wants us to meet him in the hotel room

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Deanna Troi is that you?

[@codexstudios]

I get that reference!

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Not “make it so!” Because I don’t want to go to his hotel room

[@ParadoxRein]

Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly

[@itonyamovie4521]

OMG DHYRBFYTY SLAT

[@calowenby1654]

Well-put.

[@IkeaSquid]

YOOO it's my old account

[@joserosario7264]

Kurtis on his channel: *absolute crackhead energy* Kurtis with Danny and Drew: *completely chill and kinda confused*

[@jadinlizana2331]

And awkwardly seeking approval😂

[@CassOFL]

That isn't "crackhead energy" crackhead energy is dangling from a bridge pissing on the cars going by

[@calilamirra9096]

2:35 if that face doesnt say "crackhead" idk what does Edit: and so does 3:09

[@joserosario7264]

@@CassOFL I don't mean physically on crack like??? It's just a phrase to describe someone as acting crazy/wild

[@CassOFL]

@@joserosario7264 I mean, I guess, but it's a misleading term if you ask me idk

[@nicloren2220]

I looked chonky coke up , and the urban dictionary says only pibull knows

[@thelarisa]

This is my favorite comment, thank you for exploring this because I was about to 😂

[@nicloren2220]

@@thelarisa bro , had to , i needed to know , and i needed to know right then

[@Alderwood]

Exact definition: Chonky Coke Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak "Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?" "Idk man only Pitbull knows"

[@saneman.]

Annabell Lancaster lMAO

[@literallywhatdoiputhere408]

actually it says he said that cause he can't rhyme

[@Kiddzo.]

The way Pitbull describes sexual things is like when kids write wattpad fan-fictions and they use other words to describe sex.

[@sleepyrose69]

his member.

[@michaelagarner1282]

"He entered his member into her seven tray donky donk at the hotel room. "There goes some egg whites", he whispered as he yolked. Pitbull with a smirk grabbed his chonky coke. He sipped the chonky coke as he stole the nasty seven tray donky donk's Kodak.

[@_brace.face.grace_]

@@sleepyrose69 nono his length

[@winstonrweber]

As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.

[@koiifsh]

lol same

[@zy7422]

All three of them saying something in sync is the most entertaining and simultaneously the scariest thing ever

[@no_peace]

That's a distant second to the synchronized fuckboy hand rubbing

[@livcaitbff]

They are all the same person

[@Iron678Maiden]

\\ Zy // they’re like a cult doing a religious sacrifice .

[@aghost7597]

*MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM*

[@ayej26]

\\ Zy // At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao

[@gwyngravitt7666]

i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Oh god. They didn't need to kill him.

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@vocalcalibration8033 omfg you fuckin killed him

[@zoombini1831]

Someone who watched this definitely wrote that

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@zoombini1831 i’m sure it is but it’s still good

[@amogus787]

I didn’t believe you, so I searched it, and omg you really weren’t kidding 😂

[@kitten17566]

Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.

[@skittstuff]

I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'

[@Mort-ko7lj]

It's for when you have to seperate out the whites from the yolk but you break the yolk.

[@abelgamelin8836]

What’s funny is that kurtis looks the most hardcore out of the three but is actually the most innocent out of all of them.

[@sarina3607]

hes a soft boy

[@talkingtoawall5123]

@@sarina3607 nuu he's a HARD Boii (as he says he is xD)

[@lyndaba865]

irrelevant but i love kurtis sm omg he's so 🥺🥺🥺

[@vivgreen6872]

toe omfg same hes baby 🥺

[@josephmckeage3336]

Must be the Mandela Effect

[@festivalcereal8795]

Drew: *grabs Danny when it says grab somebody sexy* Danny: *grabs Kurtis* 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑤 :(

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

i'd grab Drew

[@epushzp]

Don’t worry drew I will grab you

[@schuesslerlauren]

Kurtis was too innocent to grab Drew... ):

[@mackyk_]

The chat : *grabs drew*

[@lenassdiary]

tragedy

[@foxja1]

Fun fact: the song where he’s like “we might not live tomorrow..”, in the third grade we took the tune and made a parody about the water cycle

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Drop the lyrics man

[@kwiatkowykwiatek9614]

@@adrienneczerni6516 people need to hear it

[@timeforproblems]

only thinking of the water cycle song

[@ShinyHunterMuck]

Please share I need to know the lyrics 😭😭

[@Pollyjpocket]

I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️

[@Grace-kh4bt]

1% of the comments: *talking about the video* 99% of the comments: kurtis is Danny and Drew’s son

[@peppapie1145]

Ikr

[@Unreachableparadise]

@@RainyyFlash damn what a name

[@charliedaanim4]

​@@peppapie1145 your profile picture looks cursed

[@canyounot2102]

I love seeing Kurtis getting more comfortable around them *_character development_*

[@carenivore]

SKSKSKSKSK

[@carenivore]

P.s im not a vsco girl

[@urmumgay1122]

@@carenivore if you had to say that you're not one then you probably are.

[@sofiakms1622]

@@urmumgay1122 i am not a milionaire

[@aperson-jg3rn]

No he isn't, he's becoming one with them

[@flabbergasted1]

alternative title: Kurtis trying to find a good sitting position for 15 minutes

[@chelnahtheegghead]

As soon as Drew said, “Nothing rhymes with ‘Kodak’” (I know it was a joke), I literally couldn’t stop thinking of words that rhyme with Kodak. Back, pack, sack, yak, lack, Mac, rack, wack, Iraq, hack, knack. There’s probably more. Seriously Pitbull? You couldn’t think of _any_ of these?!

[@calowenby1654]

I personally thought of "Throwback" when that lyric was read, but all these make loads of sense as well.

[@chelnahtheegghead]

@@calowenby1654 Ooh! I like yours, though. “Throwback” would match the number of syllables in “Kodak”.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Ooooo-slow track is one, like a slow song.

[@Moonwillow76]

The first word that popped into my mind was kayak, so there's that, too.

[@s1kawais]

I thought of Big Shaq.

[@lukushartmann5362]

Insane man films a video thinking he is three different people.

[@camedialdamage8180]

One man is three people

[@DarkBrandonnn]

Christianity in 1 youtube comment

[@kal.e.4556]

@@DarkBrandonnn This is golden

[@DarkBrandonnn]

@@kal.e.4556 No, this is patrick

[@kal.e.4556]

@@DarkBrandonnn hi Patrick, I'm dad

[@hi6575]

Danny: oldest child Drew: middle child Kurtis: youngest child

[@hope2381]

Hi this is so true.. oml

[@rocks1012]

Hi I think Drew would be the oldest. Kurtis is the youngest but Danny is a bit of a baby too.

[@mcahglbrtte3695]

Tru But in reality Danny is a month younger tHan kurTis

[@lizzyd9082]

Evan Reese Rocchio yes I was gonna say that

[@lolkayleen2757]

Drew is oldest lol Danny is a bit baby

[@shadophaxx2401]

Yes, I'm a simp. S: Meet me I: At the M: Hotel P: Room

[@nnn326]

"she says she won't but I bet she will " is the worst because manipulating someone into changing a "no" into a fake "yes" is rape y'all

[@placeholderdoe]

I was thinking that it sounds like he wants to raps someone

[@maffe_distroyer]

Then the rest of song he pass drooling over that girl who is not interested

[@treslechestogo]

Yesssss

[@universalpower419]

Really? That's cool.

[@FreshestCool]

I don’t know

[@trinityb.6837]

"It's like, every lyric he has is a threat to an innocent woman" kurtis i love you

[@schuesslerlauren]

That's my mayor

[@idkwhatusernametouse5868]

he’s too easy to love

[@killjinxx]

naura azizah your English is impeccable

[@laycebug3260]

he’s always being a feminist

[@retroscarecrow6841]

Yes mayor Kurtis of kurtistown

[@muretr2395]

Kurtis: light humor Danny: regular humor Drew: dark humor

[@imdisappointedinyouson1487]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@pselk95]

I lIkE dArK HuMoR... AnD blEaCh

[@ncrtrooper2856]

@@moonbeamguitar Truuu!

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Kurtis: white shirt Danny: normal red shirt Drew: black jacket Drew is the only one whereing black and long hoodie and he is evil

[@certifiedsploink]

@@moonbeamguitar yeah

[@trash1804]

The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.

[@rudeTXTmoa]

I love how they all collectively laugh to each other's jokes, *now that's true friendship*

[@ServingOthers99]

Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke

[@jessicacoldren4413]

this made me laugh out loud for reals

[@itsdametime6376]

I tried this, it worked

[@tenelum9865]

It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live.. Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls... Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS

[@ServingOthers99]

Love y’all watch out for pitbull

[@axolotlbagel7950]

My friend did it........I never saw them ever again.......

[@beenvm]

Kurtis in this video: awkwardly being the third wheel on his two dads date

[@fraise9493]

Fr

[@fbiagent5616]

Not really, it’s just a strange man talking to himself, thinking there are other people

[@curranfrank2854]

@@fbiagent5616 Were you surveilling them? Do you have proof they're the same person?

[@Seanlynchthegrinch]

EXACTLY

[@snaxolotol_7637]

@@curranfrank2854 They are. You can see the similarities .

[@Miwwens]

Kurtis looks like a younger sibling who was allowed to hang out with the older one’s friends

[@cryingovermagnetic]

i love the absolute shock and disgust in drew's voice when he goes "FOR WHAT???" at 5:55

[@tambrehope6559]

“Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey” When Drew grabbed Danny but Danny grabbed Kurtis I felt that

[@s_w_a_t9357]

OOF 100

[@Pasunpuffin]

Tbh same

[@faolair3320]

I smell a love triangle

[@s_w_a_t9357]

@@faolair3320 I smell terrorism

[@bonhll8070]

Faolair Love triangles r sleep Polyam shit is woke rn

[@queensoapy]

Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates getting together to discuss philosophical

[@featherqueen3184]

Zynischcide philosophical what?

[@pelosuelto70]

Lyrics from Pitbull I'm assuming

[@aryesh7724]

@@featherqueen3184 philosophical. they're discussing philosophical. what more do you need huh

[@michelle6700]

skksks so you mean philosophy

[@maym8428]

ms shrek no

[@tricksfollies9549]

The best part of this video is when Danny shoots Kurtis with his ass and Drew yells, “Kurtis! No! He’s not going to make it!” And Kurtis clutching his chest saying, “Tell Pitbull I love him!”

[@marytesic1540]

When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂

[@cassyw7852]

“The booty shot me” ...guess you could call it an.. *ASSault rifle*

[@certifiedsploink]

oh god-

[@Space_Pencil]

LOL

[@mjfadeaway22]

Just as effective for shooting schools

[@ServingOthers99]

Lil Wayne’s gonna use this in a song

[@gitsurfer27]

THOTgun?

[@itssheena9688]

Genius needs to invite Pitbull .He owes us an explanation.

[@almondmilk738]

woah

[@almondmilk738]

i didn’t even know you could add emojis to your username lmao

[@iipinkfrxgyt395]

Its Sheena🙆 ur username scared me I thought I was tripping lol

[@BLANKONTOP]

Dude, I didnt know you could add emojis to your name lmao

[@alia.1041]

@Nolan Takle i mean... doja cat came on... so if she can say something he can too

[@raziahnetwork]

can we please bring back this trio? i feel it’s the only way to have a good 2024

[@krushamae]

the way y’all were chanting “meet me at the hotel room” sounded so ominous lmao it was like a curse 💀

[@stephaniejoobern1001]

Drew and Danny adopted a toy poodle and named it Kurtis? Very nice.

[@whatab1613]

Stephanie Joobern ay! Danny adopted Drew’s son that was from Jake or Logan Paul👺

[@pocketglove]

@AriBon PR there are only Kurtis and Drew Gonzalez

[@thetitanty8012]

Who’s drew?

[@ashlynnsmith369]

AriBon PR who’s drew I only see Danny

[@OwOlord9000]

Very curly toy poodle. I wonder how Danny's other smol furry son feels about this.

[@mayehoffman4253]

Kurtis is like when a fangirl inserts herself into a fanfic

[@indracharlene3675]

😂😂bruh

[@matthewboisselle5787]

😭😂😂😭

[@em-zb6gl]

Like Jackie in House of Gold lmao

[@mayehoffman4253]

@@em-zb6gl yes exactly!

[@colthalcomb3400]

One of those things is not like the other

[@delena4evertvd267]

i’ve never watched a video of them all together and Kurtis seems so shy and quiet when he’s with them lol but he’s also smiling the whole time and it’s so cute.

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.

[@itzneonblueotherchannel2921]

Never get drunk while watching their video's 😭

[@S1RT0RTUR3]

What?

[@jul3sjpeg]

Danny: wearing his merch Drew: wearing Danny’s merch Kurtis: *wearing a beer shirt*

[@user-do4kb1pu1w]

🤷‍♀️go figure

[@hannahpanzer7715]

I searched for that comment

[@cutieplushtrap]

Hannah Panzer lmmmmaaooo same

[@jul3sjpeg]

@Illusionak it’s a joke i-

[@kakyoin9355]

At least it doesn't say Corona

[@rusalkarogers6599]

When I show up to the tour and they aren’t singing a Pitt bull song I will ask for a refund.

[@poopyanimations950]

Rusalka Rogers 👌

[@illegalsubstance953]

I would ask for a whole new Kurtis Drew and Danny

[@silas-whatever]

I've watched this video like 10 times and every single time Drew's terrified "Dalé??" at 4:10 and "Pretty pretty please with a chonky on top?" at 6:07 makes me laugh like an idiot

[@KirbyFierro]

How does Kurtis’s voice sound deeper 4 years ago than it does now?

[@Hiimavaree]

was looking for this exact comment

[@thosedampuns]

I always picture Kurtis as like the edgy emo boi but when he's with literally anyone he's automatically the baby of the group

[@robertsmithfan877]

lmao hes pop punk not emo

[@somename371]

Lol, right :D

[@shadow_dudz1436]

Just Some YT user you are poo poo head because you can’t take a single word seriously

[@somename371]

@@shadow_dudz1436 what?

[@baleighmiller9692]

He’s a baby boiiii

[@malloryconroy3161]

drew danny and kurtis being different people? take a picture of *that* with a kodak

[@nasyrhorace6489]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CookingMyWay]

I would love to see him sponsored by Honey! 😂 and also I would love it for my Channel, too. 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊🙌🏻

[@grace-xs1id]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Amyahisdrama]

@@chrjstiann Why

[@chrjstiann]

@@Amyahisdrama THAT MANY EMOJIS IS FUCKING ABSURD

[@julio_is_coolio]

I would like to draw yalls attention to the only Pitbull lyric I actually like (aka don't think it's hot garbage): "Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me." -International Love

[@way2dead4u]

I just love how they all synced up when they said "I'm gonna drink more than I should NEXT WEEK"

[@emilyrose3884]

kurtis is like a toddler that’s confused about what’s going on but just enjoying being there anyway

[@Fezzikx]

Mood as hell

[@heyitsemma1981]

Me when I am hanging out with my sister and her friends

[@sams_not_here]

Blooberi800 me in my primarily white friend group

[@jeremyrenner1939]

Reminds me of my brother lol

[@lucky-wb3pk]

Peppa Puff FELT THAT

[@PrincessBMwebe]

Hearing Kurtis say “that badonkadonk” cleared my skin

[@renshedd_960]

Princess Mwebe tImEstAmp PleAsE

[@ghorestes]

@@renshedd_960 5:30

[@morningloryplays2763]

.

[@fazesmiteharvey4264]

😂

[@axolotlbagel7950]

I lost 100 pounds after that

[@maxkershner-hammond1841]

4:25 I'm not sure why that made me laugh so hard, but its absolute gold

[@bitterestlem0n]

the "is that slang?" "for *WHAT??*" fucking kills me

[@netanyamusic]

Donkeys: *exists Pitbull: 👁👄👁

[@jay.dec4y]

netanya this doesn’t make sense to me but I like it.

[@bowmanc.7439]

I think it might be because donkeys are also called ass. So he just thought donkey means ass(body part)

[@hyterleaf754]

@@bowmanc.7439 you dont need to explain what is ass

[@aerylm.9463]

D O N K E H !

[@bals6442]

Donkey: exists Pitbull: 😫🍆💦

[@ashleyloyola6980]

as someone who grew up with this music i have no idea why any adult would play this around me as a kid

[@ArturGlass.C]

Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.

[@marimidoriya6059]

Yeah, same??

[@bakhrom2145]

Relatable

[@bakhrom2145]

@katja kafka is that rude or somthin? Not sure but yeah.

[@Ivn._]

Same

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

I started paying attention to the lyrics of modern pop 9-10 years ago and was looking around in bemusement, like is nobody else seeing this? It’s very validating to see distance putting into perspective for people how “not it” lyrics like these are.

[@no1legobatmanfan]

“Pretty pretty please with a chonky on top” makes me laugh everytime

[@kierra1725]

Danny: the main character Drew: actually John mulaney Kurtis: .. straight *VIBIN*

[@Dontaskwhy1]

Me mayor hates that word.

[@abbyfromwiisports1773]

did you just say VIBING

[@ishanafondekar6334]

that word is banned in kurtistown, my guy

[@internalscreaming7566]

We not gonna talk about “Actually John Mulaney” cause I fucking cant with that

[@ahok3314]

You weren’t supposed to do that

[@josieb9823]

Urban Dictionary for Chonky Coke: "Words made by pit bull cause he can't rhyme Just like he cant ryhme the word kodak " "Yo dude what does chonky coke mean" "Idk man only pitbull knows"

[@Notmyname1593]

I thought chonky meant big or thick. Kinda like chunky.

[@bowmanc.7439]

DugThatOutMyself I thought it’s just chunks. So he somehow congealed coke and is eating it in chunks

[@hollywyton7901]

I searched this up it's true-

[@jenclearhearts]

Taylor Jo Blackham I had to look this up and yep, you’re right 😂

[@cassualtea2040]

@@Notmyname1593 same but like that doesnt make sense either since chonky usually refers to lil chubby pets.

[@gravikiran]

the amount of r@pe references in his lyrics 😭😭

[@kalliedeel]

if it makes you feel better, the mazes and seacrest line is actually “What Im involved with is deeper than the Masons, baby, baby. My grannys from Cuba, But Im an American Idol getting money like Seacrest” which makes slightly more sense

[@caromelette]

the pure chaotic energy emanating from these three... chaotic good kurtis chaotic neutral danny chaotic evil drew

[@destinyfarmer3581]

Legit 😂

[@onetwo5394]

i LOVE this wow

[@claire-wv9ii]

caromelette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣itsssss trueee toooooo😂😂😂😂😂

[@RoleplayHost]

yeah that sounds about right

[@lotusthemermaid]

This is so accurate

[@camocrocs1490]

3:17 - 3:18 drew: **grabs danny** HEY danny: **grabs kurtis** HEY kurtis: *AAA*

[@whyareyoureadingthis7911]

AAA Studios

[@edgarsreviewsyt7902]

No more like hey HEY AAA

[@user-xg2ig4wz9w]

Thanks I didn’t know that happened

[@aaaaaa1955]

oh hey it's me

[@sleepyexe644]

@@whyareyoureadingthis7911 foreshadowing

[@jameszilla2000]

are we gonna ignore the fact that drew grabbed danny when the lyrics said “grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey” …maybe that one fanfic they read together wasn’t so inaccurate after all 🤔😳😟 this is a joke if you couldn’t tell

[@luciaarbogast]

When I got my tonsils removed, I was wheeled into the operating room, and Hotel room by pitbul was blasting at full volume lol. I remember being knocked out around the egg white part💀

[@rylanmcfadden898]

This is what happens when the teacher puts all the funny people in the class next to each other

[@benjiiss]

xD

[@amanimango]

it's amazing when they do that istg

[@kojiduh4912]

yes

[@AshaSara]

yes

[@hiba_stxr]

tru

[@emilysue81]

So maybe pitbull writes the songs in spanish and uses google translate to write them in english

[@emilysue81]

@Rebecca Mason Este muchacho del biggity es un perro de diggity

[@fm.9783]

Emily Heinen LMAOOOO

[@rafie281]

Or the part of the brain that is used for writing/ literacy skills is nonexistent

[@jasper3706]

@@rafie281 He knows more about sex than a five year old but less about language than a five year old, which is a weird contradiction

[@hyde1893]

i've never been a pitbull fan so i never listened to his music in spanish, but now i HAVE to, i swear it's going to be just as ridiculous

[@that-evan-guy]

8:17 me when I make a merengue

[@SophicSalt]

Kurtis is like the one in the friend group that gets pushed behind everyone when the sidewalk narrows

[@kylaw2593]

“Chonky coke” is what my little cousin called chocolate milk before he could say it properly

[@SamGlaze]

It’s cocaine except it got wet and now there’s clumps in there like in baking soda

[@CookingMyWay]

As a magic Channel... I can relate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catalystcalamari]

*C H O N K*

[@VWWNN]

“Dark milk” existed for 3 years

[@mcstarrrrr]

*C H O N K*

[@mariafausti3128]

whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult

[@whyrainy3294]

where can i sign up?

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

g i v e

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

m e

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

e v e r y t h i n g

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

t o n i g h t

[@munkhjin9104]

The way Drew read “My Granny’s from Cuba” line cracks me up SMOMAOOAOAJSJSBWBWJSJBW

[@spaghettilawn-mower9620]

This is my favorite KZbin video ever and I rewatch it all the time

[@monctrum]

Pitbull NEEDS to do a Genius Interview.

[@chynnhowe]

monctrum xd Holy crap this comment needs so many more likes.

[@carissasaffachaerani9409]

some underrated comment right here

[@jessi9375]

Exactly what I was thinking !!!

[@meriah10]

He would be so confused trying to explain his own gibberish lol

[@melodyhaase8929]

This is such a Genuis idea!

[@aestheticbich6084]

Kurtis is so cute He looks like a bullied freshman that was taken by his much cooler seniors

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

this is so true. he looks filled with a sort of nervous admiration for danny and drew.

[@jojosiwais5988]

He looks so happy when they laugh at his jokes. He’s always so critical of himself, this has to be good for him

[@jasper3706]

He is a soft boy and we all must protect him

[@reimarz]

Jasper Stuart he's not a soft boi, he's a *HARD BOI*

[@RoseOnFire]

I always imagine him reading these lmao

[@bishop56]

I love that they’re all giggling so much. Mostly Kurtis

[@evanescence7583]

Pit bulls songs sound like he’s trying to remember Donkey Kongs name

[@alex-fs9yt]

Kurtis basically talks tiny font with these two

[@shook2570]

he’s like that with almost every person it’s adorable

[@pants4736]

thought it was just me

[@crabularglobule1960]

I get the vibe that he’s slightly uncomfortable

[@novemberblake9505]

@@crabularglobule1960 drew and Danny work together so well he might be hesitant to jump in. At least that’s how I often feel around people like them

[@kneecapstealer732]

ᴷᵁᴿᵀᴵˢˢ

[@whytho8856]

kurtis changing the way he sits every 5 seconds is literally me 24/7 😂

[@tweenytwinkies]

He getting comfy

[@dumbass9049]

69th like

[@idk6603]

Me during online school....

[@lily-wz5rf]

kurtis is the straightest bisexual ever

[@Rachel98246]

lily renee the most bisexual straight person* XD

[@therandomestduck8787]

11:29 is all kids when they learn that the word ''butt'' is funny to people

[@Sarahkara1313]

I love when Drew and Danny make videos with their son. This is the only family channel IIII support

[@satirenate8340]

This all started because they were bumping to Pitbull on their tour bus

[@Astr0_Man]

And they actually heard the lyrics XD

[@lavenderlaceration]

@@Astr0_Man that's the shocking part

[@atgmaildotcom9718]

Maxmillians sex slave this all started when people in the comments section when people said they look the same

[@phexwor8433]

how come in every comment section of every youtube i’ve ever watched, there is someone with your pfp

[@charlienovacastor5652]

He literally said that at the beginning of the video tho

[@Hocusbogus28]

As a young girl in India, I legit used to think this was the way cool people spoke English in America.

[@felicitys3621]

Lmao

[@SwedePotato314]

Awwwe I don't know why but that's so adorable

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

And as an American, let me say that no one here is cool

[@oxypho]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 facts

[@tripppylive]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 you have an amazing name

[@kat-qj8hm]

I come back to this video every couple of months and it still makes me die laughing

[@valkyrie9646]

That's so nice that Kurtis' mom let him play with the big boys.

[@senrioflove]

I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left

[@itsmeemrys9221]

Are you okay?

[@senrioflove]

@@itsmeemrys9221 yeah, but I got rediagnosed with asthma lmao

[@LunaQur]

LETS DO IT THENN QUICKK

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious....

[@heyryanisonx3141]

You are truly greg

[@caromelette]

i'm so glad kurtis is talking more. he seems comfortable with his new parents

[@exzkay2468]

I can’t tell who Kurtis is please help

[@idonthavealottosay]

@@exzkay2468 the one on the left

[@maxwell1364]

*parent

[@bridget5303]

haha! u silly, u! those aren’t his parents :) those are his friends hope this helps xx (obviously i know they were joking....)

[@ghostboi9775]

@tilsbils 54 thats not the sub theres no "h" and more "o"s its also not funny wooshing people on KZbin

[@itzneonblueotherchannel2921]

Danny: merch Drew: Also merch Kurtis: Fucking beer... What a champ

[@moriartyssidekick]

Pitbull be like: _why waste time say lot word when few word do trick_

[@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela]

less word money make

[@alliecase7674]

diana this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@jastell3725]

He’s speaking the language of the gods...... or maybe just Kevin....... or maybe they are the same things😮

[@catsforever4258]

Are you saying Sea World, or see /the/ world

[@Thawah]

HAHAHAHA