This Is The Strangest Low Budget Movie

[@theboondoggliest]

imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic

[@archi9470]

hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼

[@8Nmedia]

I’m dead lol. Best comment ever! But why did you put Imagine?

[@tigerkat4419]

@@8Nmedia so is his son

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

@@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing

[@bryn1063]

Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.

[@Pseudo_Nymph_94]

Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things? -5 seconds later- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!

[@carmelahudson1683]

no no, she can, he said she can, he just, doesn't want her to

[@lovemurphy1931]

i screamed reading this lol

[@jessicapassey2471]

But you CAN just touch other people’s things!!!!

[@christianmoro7968]

Ah yes the attitude of an entitaled antivaxx karen.

[@christianmoro7968]

*entitled

[@jkli0_597]

"Which one's yours?' he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Derp Lord 💀💀💀

[@pfftthatscrazy]

@@susanheffley5656 Uhhh.... I'M SCARED

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

@@susanheffley5656 Okay, so we're going there today

[@carlee2054]

MadGirlInBlack what

[@pfftthatscrazy]

@@carlee2054 He sent skulls meaning dead. Kinda scared me for a moment.

[@dove-august]

Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅

[@renthewerecat]

so true

[@favoritemustard3542]

"The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_ "The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol

[@Stanssstraykiddss]

True lmao

[@lunaequinox7333]

About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.

[@lizp5004]

The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?

[@beholdandfearme]

If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.

[@kingofmashedpotatoes]

Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ

[@lizp5004]

@@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

@@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass

[@willeshachatae9533]

@@homelander4375 i feel like you're just upset liz broke you down like that

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie

[@anna-gj1jb]

I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂

[@kat-nw5hh]

Moritz R HAHA

[@evqzehormones2202]

...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt

[@oliviaz113]

I choked on my Cheeto when I read this

[@annieyu72]

What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.

[@tomatoanus]

so THIS is part three in drews sequels that arent sequels series. you can tell because the actor is completely different and the plot has nothing to do with the other entries.

[@pablomaj7]

This is genius

[@rosea8844]

I think they are all great, I just hope they release a DVD of all of them in one. That would be great! Especially if it's on BLURAY. It would bring my family together for many laughs at our Valentine's dinner, maybe they will finally stay to. I just wish the free candy here actually tasted good, they say I'm not even supposed to taste it and just swallow it, what boring candy.

[@annandnaomi]

LMAO

[@awkwardturtlefish]

this is the best fucking comment

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Best comment.

[@jakengatai2972]

Janitor - “Which kid is yours?” Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”

[@soong_type_android]

Lmao he actually does omfg

[@zthefur]

nice job taking someone elses comment bud

[@Mystery_luvv]

@@zthefurmy guy, this comment was a year ago.

[@zthefur]

@@Mystery_luvv yup

[@aswespeakI65]

@@zthefurboo hoo this is an old joke.

[@guineverepriddy5289]

Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.

[@Alysscka]

Dark, but... what a great plot idea

[@frenlyneybur7544]

That would actually make a really good movie

[@lolwhat4606]

couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings

[@sushiroll7013]

then he bounced

[@maybeoptify]

@Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf

[@-dixiirae-5135]

Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.

[@christalcavanaugh]

I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode

[@noah3952]

no one: literally no one him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR

[@paisley4197]

@@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along

[@LivefromBooYork]

@@paisley4197 niceee

[@sadiaaa1373]

I would get very sad :(

[@mctash4264]

There is one good thing about this movie. Stan has good character consistency. You know something will happen, and he will get angry, throw something and storm away.

[@chillcrow8030]

How does this have 250 likes and no replies lol

[@TheLampeKing]

OH SO YA WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@PodRealoaded]

You forgot to add throwing something over his shoulders or staring intensely at baseball players or a computer 😂😂😂too consistent

[@jakefromstatefarm6969]

I GOT TO GO

[@crustythetuba3958]

Very true.

[@babyvia6712]

It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over

[@notaspacecow]

Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯

[@babyvia6712]

@@notaspacecow 👏💯

[@TheFallenTrooper]

I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.

[@bea2323]

Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel

[@boopdoop2251]

Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” KZbin channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.

[@phoenixfox4851]

"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions" Tell that to the school system

[@idekisthisnecessary]

^ω^

[@gabbylea7477]

i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh

[@DarkShadic9632]

What is... science? What is an electro-magnetic pulse? What is a gremlin? Why are we around?

[@phoenixfox4851]

Wait a minute- How did this comment get so popular?

[@pinkablink9488]

Phoenix Fox because of liberals

[@doof7448]

I like to believe that Charles isn’t magical, and whenever he “disappears” he’s just under a table or something.

[@bianracilocal]

Like some Kuroko no basket stuff

[@thetoadoftheturf7516]

I just laughed very loud at 1:46 am. Thank you

[@silly_.rabbit2]

And he just magically knows which house to go to when the lamp is rubbed or some shit Also he probably breaks into houses

[@ally939]

@@silly_.rabbit2 Miss Esther’s totally in on it- she probably tips him off about what house to go to, and he just spies on them until they rub the lamp. And then he just hoofs it over there as fast as possible

[@silly_.rabbit2]

@@ally939 oh okay

[@MJohnson222]

not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.

[@lillian.gracee_]

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s lillian

[@MJohnson222]

lillian grace omg you found me

[@alright1454]

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s audy

[@MJohnson222]

alright GUYS STOP STALKING ME

[@jordispencer]

love baseball? i am baseball

[@cellytron]

The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”

[@frankisnot1148]

I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball Spoiler It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars And it fails

[@veryferalthing]

tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)

[@CaptainWobbs]

“See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.

[@MrDarksbane]

And the lamp gets bigger each time

[@DishonoredRat]

​@frankisnot1148 yeah it was a super ugly vase gifted by their grandparents, in the end it breaks by Nicole just dropping it, that's when they learn it was filled with someone's ashes

[@Mrross33]

Your wife comes home with a lamp: 1: throw it 2: DIVORCE

[@turyabhatkar]

Metalviper 70 , I choose option 3, no one can stop me!

[@lauraarellano2926]

Both

[@ashiwashi]

Both

[@leegerneeger]

*episode ads have entered the chat*

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

Nobody can stop me from doing both

[@localdreamer13]

Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.

[@greggmayles2733]

I love this so much.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

I am Kazaam!

[@Clay3613]

Plot Twist: Sam is actually Ester's husband and Charles is her lover.

[@nolaprice]

And Sam is their child

[@the2ndducknotthefirstone.959]

One problem, He's one tall Dude . Like Really tall Like the actor is 6 foot 4 and one half.

[@ac4601]

I like how they also gloss over the whole “youre a creepy old guy always watching our baseball games why “ and stan just is like “tHATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS” like how is that.. not their business

[@Gideon13397]

Because it's still none of their business duh.

[@lavenderstarzzz]

*T h i c c* indeed

[@wismuel]

That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.

[@alexanderthefine]

Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.

[@EzaleaGraves]

Young person here I compliment my own toast all the time. That shit slaps

[@yuki97kira]

Moral of this movie: its okay to hurt others when youre grieving as long as you adopt an orphan in the end

[@diartgallapeni1421]

This comment made me laugh so much lol😂

[@bobisgud832]

lol

[@bomiadept]

My god this is just like that spooky house movie.

[@xx_el_la_xx3291]

Moral of the story: dont. take off training wheels

[@gingercube688]

Sounds about right

[@crumblyairship]

*Helvetica is my aesthetic. It completely embodies the feeling of waking up two years after my son died.*

[@datgameboi6355]

Then one day you wake up in a horse drawn carriage, one if the 4 other gentlemen say to you "finally, your awake, you were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into an ambush same as us..."

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

@@datgameboi6355 Filthy stormcloaks

[@lilyreeder8407]

datgameboi you have committed a crime against skyrim and her people

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

@@lilyreeder8407 I'd rather die than go to prison!

[@loganmiller7827]

The flashback really implies that the dad took off the training wheels for the first time and then immediately just pushed him right into oncoming traffic, like the dad definitely killed the kid and it just doesn't say it outright

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Ikr you don’t teach your kid how to ride a bike that close to a street. Go to a park dude...

[@snickerdoodles2031]

That's what I thought! If I were teaching a kid to ride without training wheels I would hold onto the handle bars I wouldn't shove them in the road.

[@bananapudding1367]

@@Whatareyoudoinnhere udbdosm I know what you mean but i cant help but see *not raining wheels*

[@AuDHDarling]

@@bananapudding1367 NOT RAININ' WHEELS Hallelujah, not rainin' wheels

[@lastlife0726]

@@TheDonutMan3000 LMAO parenting is a learning experience. My dad taught me how to ride a bike in a not so busy street and I went face first into a mailbox.

[@alexandrobrin2891]

imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad

[@Mario_432]

Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao

[@ashikjaman1940]

Hiring a genie is really funny to me

[@veryferalthing]

@@Mario_432 power move

[@andya.9422]

@@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes

[@myrto1659]

Wow ok kinda like Dead to me!

[@nickprosterman1872]

Stan’s wife: *literally breathes* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@DukeNukem9405]

Stan wife: *sleeps* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW!?!?

[@turtlemanfromgatherspond6382]

Stan's wife: (dies and haunts stans dreams) Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@Straw_berri3]

Stan : **Has a wife** Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW?

[@theminakins815]

I too don't wanna fight. Let me start one though

[@fatmarley6750]

Stan’s wife: Exists in the universe Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@jacklazer8056]

Theory: Sam is the one who hit Eddie with his car and he died in the car crash too. Sam was at the cemetery because he felt so bad about his demise of Eddie. Sam decides to try to inspire Stan and he does his job. He does not work at the cemetery or the park he works at a factory and he was coming home from work in that outfit. I'm getting wayyyy to into this

[@myusername1385]

😂. How is a car hitting a bike a car crash lmao, other than that cool theory I guess the car could’ve gotten off course and hit a tree or something

[@Astronimus123]

Yeah I don't think a big truck hitting a bike would cause the truck to be damaged with enough force to kill the driver.

[@candygamer_cg]

No, it's okay! I'm really liking your story!

[@yeeyee5476]

@@Astronimus123 why you gotta be like that tho let the light shine on someone else

[@moyahm8569]

Maybe Sam was coming home from work in a smart car. That explains it!

[@amelia8236]

danny and drew are slowly becoming movie critics and i’m here for it

[@sa_rqh2666]

Im the 666th like oof

[@lyial7541]

I’m here for it too

[@saidasophia2929]

boo it’s me sis

[@nope66755]

yeah and i’m glad it’s oldish movies too!

[@tanfooleries]

they’re becoming the new cinemasins

[@badmiracle]

i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.

[@badmiracle]

like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭

[@luisshorts.]

Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk

[@jeanettelori1439]

fr like that girl was literally backed into a wall and cowering. she also did in fact say he hit her, and i dont trust his pov.

[@gianna526]

@@jeanettelori1439 He did smack her hand, that's probably what she's referring too.

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

That’s the part of this movie that really got me. Stan is explicitly depicted as being an abusive husband and is emotionally volatile because he won’t allow himself to overcome his grief. THAT should have been the solution. The movie should have ended with Stan realizing this and working on processing his grief, but the way it’s actually written, it seems like Stan is only okay because he replaced his dead son and got a new kid who he can project onto.

[@Klarissa529]

*watches kids play baseball* “Which one’s yours?” “I don’t know. Haven’t decided yet.”

[@humey2090]

😂😂😂

[@dikashafirahidayat1268]

Jisoos christ

[@chaeryeong991]

Dika Shafira Hidayat are you a bp stan? 😂

[@EmpressGoldilocked]

Omg lol

[@irlzombie437]

i dont get i- OOOOOOOOOF

[@gwantoloupe1879]

This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao

[@al3xaguij]

Grant Clayton 💀💀💀

[@chels4723]

i WOULD like ur comment but its at 420 so heres an imaginary like

[@lauraclark1188]

Especially the music

[@yusiwoah]

Reminds me of novelas 😂

[@shineinstars]

HSJSKD TRUEEE

[@ellacasey7303]

Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

Yep

[@leonna9159]

@GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69

[@gooklor7976]

Ella Casey so true

[@jordand2405]

Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting

[@tryingmybest3744]

It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.

[@thesimifers]

The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K

[@redRuxx]

*WHAT*

[@thesimifers]

@@redRuxx Facts!

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

huh

[@calamari89]

You accidentally added the letter K at the end of your post

[@ahstiasummers5583]

How much of it was for drugs to keep everyone motivated to continue working?

[@misteryA555]

This movie might have been made in 2011, but it FEELS like a 90s movie

[@OhMyLemona]

Even in the 90s this movie would be considered a retro movie

[@shadowbunny7892]

It's because of the baseball.

[@ethanrobert342]

Why?

[@js5791]

Lama nah this movie doesn’t have that kinda class let’s be honest this movie was made in 2003

[@meme_memes3576]

IKR

[@animationolives9285]

He was offended because he wanted people to know that he wasn't a genie He was a magical therapist

[@paintingwithkristyn3899]

Underrated

[@bridgetvelez2537]

he wants people to know he worked hard for that degree

[@miqnight7601]

Omg that makes so much sense. I wish I had a threapist that made house calls.

[@myusernamegotstollen]

TED X speaker

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

magical marriage counseller

[@kyliedunn8797]

“I don’t wanna fight.” “I don’t wanna fight either.” Danny: And then they start fighting

[@kyliedunn8797]

MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you

[@shaf2317]

bruh that sent me 💀

[@eden5655]

.....I like ur profile pic

[@kyliedunn8797]

Eden Cline thank you :)

[@vixn2385]

-Danny Gonzalez 2019

[@johnnye87]

Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.

[@John-ux2ut]

I like how the Janitor watches the funeral and then asks the dad if he has a kid on the baseball field.

[@me-mg3rs]

The worst scene,by far was when the father became the coach in 3 seconds,and tf was the last scene😂

[@StoneFlower77]

lol even if he did have another kid after the funeral he would be 1-2. Not old enough to play Little League

[@Autumn_DeeDum]

Lol, I didn't even think about that the first time I watched this! 😂

[@maddiesharpe7118]

I know... I think the janitor is secretly behind everything and he’s just weaving his web of manipulation the whole time😂😭 I have to believe he has evil intentions lmfao

[@billybucks9963]

Dam you beat me to it lol the savageness in the writing is apparent 😭

[@yukikaenthusiast5164]

"yOU DOn'T hIT people eITHer" *rewatches scene* He didn't- w h a t.

[@alician.5950]

I THINK that since she was a foster kid so maybe she was mixing up stan yelling with a traumatic experience with someone abusing her? Idk. My bst guess.

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

Theory: the lamp/Stan/Charles/jagey1iteluwfhdus is messing with his life and makes stuff happen to worsen his life and consequentially persuade him to make the wish/try to better his lofe

[@yourresume373]

@@alician.5950 you think the people writing this dumbass movie would put such a well thought-out plot point in there?

[@noamdsi123]

*Cue Tommy Wiseau*

[@scoobis7208]

Stans a loon

[@child.of.turmoil]

To be fair, the man who plays Stan is not a bad actor, he played an abusive husband so well that he managed to make all of us despise him lol.

[@calowenby1654]

It still shocks me that he’s played by Pink from Dazed and Confused. I mean, I can see how they’re the same person, but still.

[@MovableNu]

@@calowenby1654 Checking IMDB, this movie has a lot of folks who have been really good actors. I'm assuming everyone in this thing just needed a quick paycheck. Which I don't begrudge. They're being a lot more responsible with their finances than Stan.

[@emanuele9238]

Yeah that's what I was thinking, the guy looked quite convincing in almost every scene

[@Blwbelle]

Nobody cares but 1k is satisfying to press

[@xosnw]

@@Blwbelle you seem to care if you read the entire comment-

[@kiralonely]

When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"

[@Misa-zv7po]

I legitimately thought the coach was gonna take his shirt off and give it to Stan. Like "well, if you're the coach now you get to wear the oversized blue pollo"

[@Turbuggy]

Marisa Turner S A M E

[@laneaislynn]

pollo lmao like chicken

[@yeraravenclawemma1329]

OMG RIGHT I SWEAR

[@ember8741]

I did too!!!!!!!

[@petrichorsbaby]

Well, if you're the coach you get to wear the oversized blue chicken

[@lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin668]

“She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...” Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

OMFG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloemalfoy9597]

That’s hilarious

[@harrietc5109]

IM DEAD

[@aleniabritton743]

I JUST CACKLED

[@anaxoxo2]

sensitive. enjolras hahahahaha

[@gentlegamer980]

"This movie is from 2011. So 8 years ago" Not gonna lie, that hit me harder than any of the sad scenes in that movie

[@missgurl7662]

GentleGamer Same

[@FabulousKilljoy]

same.

[@vegansocks5464]

Free V buck?? Hmm?

[@alysto6949]

I was gonna correct you and say. "No, it came out 7 yrs ago." But then I realized it's 2019 T.T

[@ILuvOnly1atatime]

Majestic Taco Cat but you’re right cuz it wont be 8 years until August of this year 👌🏽

[@yowieyahoo]

the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie

[@NylaTheWolf]

CURSIVE SINGING IM SCREAMING

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

I remember when your heart was ✨frozeeeehhhhhgghn✨

[@kaci7129]

"why are there so many globes in the background?" *i don't know danny why are there always nutcrackers behind you no where near to the holiday season*

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

Or any nuts around

[@sambaccei7660]

Hey too far man

[@Ssammyk]

Hhhmmmm

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

that's a low blow

[@Ssammyk]

Hi lord Gonzales

[@eimiku3011]

“I don’t want to fight.” “I don’t either.” **starts fighting**

[@cosmicnae]

HAHAHAH

[@KyleKyle__]

_discord user, its annoying to have the double *_

[@eimiku3011]

Kyle 13-10 I added the extra one because people might get confused. I added it on purpose but yeah, I use discord

[@KyleKyle__]

@@eimiku3011 -yeah but it is annoying when it accidentally happens-

[@lunanorvell5770]

That's an abusive relationship

[@emilyreed4110]

That sponsored ad at the end is more entertaining than that entire movie

[@lise_reb2086]

True

[@SecretAgent3125]

Danny makes his sponsor section fun to look

[@angelbaby2137]

@@SecretAgent3125 istina

[@un-nown7227]

My birthday is 567 and im the 567th like but you prob dont care so im just saying it for fun lol

[@SecretAgent3125]

@@angelbaby2137 Just because I have a croatian name (and am croat (and can understand that)) it'd be nice for others not to comment in non-english

[@catasrophieGrrl]

As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.

[@NylaTheWolf]

I'm so sorry you went through that ❤

[@kellymurtagh-quinn8058]

Why?

[@ranniwolves]

@@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo

[@sh4rkb4it]

i feel like we brushed over the whole “and you don’t hit people” bit in this awful movie way too quickly. josh was implied to have a whole storyline of being violently abused and then it was never brought up again, stan just decides to adopt josh in the end like HUH?

[@PrimusPicklebal]

Stan’s wife: *looks at him* Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW EH!?

[@superstellarhere]

OH HO HO! Cause he’s...Santa.

[@Bea-xl9rb]

(Yeets newspaper) OH HO HO

[@RailwayPenguin]

@@superstellarhere Stanta

[@nelproductions8153]

Charles: don’t even think about it, cowboy.

[@Thesilliestkid]

never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Charles: if he is a genie

[@yolkyostritch1692]

This is a underrated comment

[@Thesilliestkid]

@@yolkyostritch1692 ah yes

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

I am Chara more like new.

[@KrisSpeaks]

nah..we gotta ask the age.. *Twitter cancelling everyone*

[@asylnn]

@I am Chara more like no one asked

[@peachepanda4484]

Why is Stan holding his chest as if his heart is growing like the grinch’s ???

[@CheeseburgerNoBacon]

First out of 44 likes

[@cch444.]

second out of 70 likes

[@jumbiewumbie]

third out of 212 likes

[@8Nmedia]

He’s legitimately having a heart attack because he adopted someone that plays baseball

[@daniii947]

He is the Grinch. That explains why he's so cold to his wife.

[@katjosephperez8772]

We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.

[@adriannaa545]

Stan is literally checking all the boxes of an abusive husband. When Lisa flinched, that was a red sign.

[@jostewart3192]

red flag- indeed. Throwing something is the first step to abuse. Her flinching means he’s done it before or that she feels at risk of being harmed, absolutely abuse. It’s not okay and it makes me hate this movie.

[@Swindel67]

@@jostewart3192 it's a terrible movie with bad actors I highly doubt they've added a domestic abuse undercurrent.

[@jostewart3192]

Swindel I never said or implied that they intended for it to come across that way. In fact, them never addressing his temper tantrums is enabling of abusers whether they intended it or not:

[@NoobsDudes]

That's what death does to ya

[@daudtheassassin3327]

Am I the only one who flinches all the time, just because? Like, I keep going through the comments saying the flinching is a red flag, so I guess I just flinch more than the average person lmao

[@ayesh4core]

Eddie wouldn't have died if he had power balance bracelets.

[@anitarathod9277]

yes😢🥺

[@coolmen-be7fi]

LOL

[@clem7904]

nick bolton should make an ad about the power balance bracelets

[@coolmen-be7fi]

Holy shit man

[@captainiplier9162]

Yeah, or if he had been eating 4 dates daily.

[@nyah3903]

20:38 I like how even Stan's dog was so tired of his BS he left with the kids

[@shelbyg.8553]

Ight I'm finna head out

[@Kerkits]

you just lef me to 4 ADS

[@jdizzletheweirdo9400]

Shelby G. Ima

[@chelseaalicia578]

Sweet, I'm your 1k like, you're welcome my dude

[@darkeimp555]

Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.

[@slappedbylegal]

Is it just me, or is the scene where Stan puts his hand on his heart the most uncomfortable thing you've ever seen?

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

Expected a joke about him about to have a heart attack or something

[@jazzy61497]

The nurse side of me was wondering if it was chest pain

[@maya-bx3vq]

He didn’t even put his hand in the right place

[@Spongeboy5432]

evenif Y E S

[@Gman1998]

I thought it was his heart growing three sizes like the Grinch

[@Nefariousbig]

"It's just a hunk of metal! There's nothing magic about it!" You know, besides the fact that it's been TELEPORTING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

[@Kyoung-Ji]

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! We don’t talk about that!

[@reesehauk]

This has nothing to do with your comment, but I’m your 300th like

[@greeny4315]

Lol

[@hazelrogers513]

Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin? My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home Aladdin at home:

[@LomalaMalet]

Stan: Listen to your mom kid.

[@Qinglady-ue6wm]

what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.

[@Qinglady-ue6wm]

@Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"

[@spynx3167]

@@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6HHoqqZpqxqnrM

[@hauntedaether]

this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS. danny needs to make a video on it lmao

[@RobbieRateater]

okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?

[@sylvianartist8930]

yeah I was thinking the same thing

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

She's an orphan who was probably abused.

[@FlorSilvestre12]

@@jamesordwayultralightpilot God that's such a sad explanation

[@ragaya3043]

Help me that confuses me to this day

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

She’s probably a drama queen

[@jared8002]

"which ones yours?" -"none of them... yet." "what?" -"what"

[@vaishnavisingh5126]

"You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!" Math book: Am I a joke to you?

[@tanirikay]

LMAOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED THIS GOT ME LOLOL😂😂

[@franjo5174]

English book, ap book, SCHOOL BOOKS

[@phiapipia]

yeah, actually

[@eri83]

We don’t use Mathbook in my class !!!!

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

@@eri83 Good job.

[@weinertoss]

*Eddie in heaven:* I miss my one red cowboy boot.

[@teardropcipher7001]

What about all three of his shirts?

[@weinertoss]

@TearDrop Cipher hm. Did not think about that! I bet he cries every night because he uh... doesn’t have his three shirts 👕 ⚾️

[@MrPiggy-kl6xz]

Exactly, he probably missed his pants too wait... he doesn’t have any pants

[@teardropcipher7001]

MrPiggy9020 yeah... he didn’t wear pants only three shirts and a one red cowboy boot and a baseball hat and mitt.

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

*hell

[@benjaminharbold4554]

Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".

[@NoEscapeEver]

Stanley: "I don't wanna fight." Stanley: _[goes full douche mode, and destroys a lamp only just because he saw it.]_

[@brandonwithnell612]

lamphobia

[@cohenspeaker-wilcox8684]

Like 1000!

[@Hello_I_Have_Appeared_]

@@brandonwithnell612 LOL

[@KingAndrew07]

24:54 So they adopt her, and then one day she picks up rollerskating or smth and Stan pushes her into the road and she gets hit by a car and dies. The Lamp 2 "Oh no, he did it again"

[@samahissimplistic]

Lisa: Ah shit, here we go again

[@DatBoi-in2xs]

and it opens on a scene of this aging 50 yr old in a little girls bedroom

[@chromed2829]

Brittany: oops he did it again

[@salientspoon]

Lisa: Not again. Well, time for a divorce. Better get with that dude from my gym now.

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@salientspoon Turns out that dude also is devorced for the same reasons

[@RealCGH]

Stan is literally the most unlikable protagonist I ever seen

[@whalesharko4465]

One word, Oscar

[@justno5356]

School days

[@christy728]

Sierra Burgess is atleast the runner up though

[@morgank.6113]

I think the protags from loving the bad man and faith like potatoes r both worse :/

[@oofmanroblox6416]

This movie sucks

[@Mossymoss69]

Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy

[@roshnipatel2000]

The movie is weird but I liked the premise of the genie tricking them into fixing their life themselves

[@killerqueendopamine]

This movie actually didn’t seem that bad compared to other ones he’s reacted to on this channel. I didn’t find the plot holes or writing to be too awful. Again, watching bad movie commentary from him and Drew and Kurtis probably set the bar low lol

[@justsoul815]

@@killerqueendopamine so true, this movie seems pretty enjoyable (at least Danny's video about it, I'm not sure about the movie on its own)

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@killerqueendopamine depends on how you take it, I think most of the top comments being heavily annoyed with Stan just getting a redemption arc after 2 years of being an asshole paints the picture.

[@vermillion2023]

He's not a genie you idiot.

[@utatanepikoV5]

1k after a year!

[@stevefilms1997]

Lisa: Hi Stan. Stanley: “I GOT TO GO!”

[@samahissimplistic]

*I GOT... TO GO!!*

[@billbill6094]

I GOT 👍👍TO GO!👍👍

[@defd2826]

I gtg!

[@defd2826]

*I GTG*

[@boingy-m5q]

*igottago*

[@lovingweirdo4727]

Stanley is literally just abusive??? He makes her feel guilty for asking him about the book and the garage, intimidates her by using violence (e.g. destroying the lamp) and just in general yells a bit too much

[@Sara-yi1lf]

Thats literally excactly what i was thinking about.

[@Niobesnuppa]

I agree. I understand that he's grieving, but that's not excuse to treat his also grieving wife like shit.

[@kylapoots4629]

He lost his kid Next he will loose his Wife And by that I mean Divorce

[@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509]

sounds like my dad

[@tirzxh]

@@striveforsuccessstudysmart3509 oof

[@CoolPaDuke]

"At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog" Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.

[@luisshorts.]

I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason

[@Ceci-db8kh]

DANNY'S CREEP SMILE IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING WTF ok his happy "opening the door" smile is kinda weird too great video as usual

[@lyfii]

Reggie K. Reminded me of the girl that changed her appearance from The Blue Whale challenge

[@Just_Stop]

Yea his smile is from truth or dare

[@Just_Stop]

At what?

[@xxisabellaxx4101]

Wait at what part?? 😂

[@shanifriedman5495]

@@xxisabellaxx4101 6:35 Enjoy lol

[@halimaahmed2017]

the lamp: 50% throwing things over shoulder 50% bouncin outta there

[@demitri2613]

Janitor: which one of the kids is yours? Me: I haven't decided yet.

[@gangshyt4586]

LMFAOOOO

[@shineinstars]

LOLSHDJD

[@pissgorlchungles1353]

SDKSJDJSJDJS

[@donut.covers]

r/cursedcomments I'm just saying, it could belong in here

[@donut.covers]

@moviemobster23 r/ihavereddit to you too.

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa

[@liladettelback2802]

"Imagine if that just restarted his downward spiral again, stan just bounces out of there and goes to sleep in that guy's bed" oh my god im crying

[@dani-pt4pw]

Lila Dettelback I laughed out loud when he said that

[@melissaleebarnett]

XD

[@anastasinscreed]

I can't even count how many times I rewatched this bit.

[@PodRealoaded]

"spaAAARghk lightning"

[@stevefilms1997]

The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder

[@pvzmaster5063]

Xap Ete shoulder

[@wednesday_woes]

Xap Ete omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 so true

[@naujnot2158]

Ahh yes, his soldier

[@ItzCortana]

Ikr lol 😂

[@Mynameishassan0]

Juan Melgar yep

[@pist5343]

Sam is OBVIOUSLY the previous santa that fell off the roof and died

[@mothtrafton6226]

Piotr Styliński when Santas die they become invisible ghost janitors that give advice to assholes who like to watch little girls play baseballs

[@annmarie6095]

Wonderful Times it’s a promotion!

[@Utopia_2489]

Oh my god it’s perfect

[@harristeeterfan3473]

When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”

[@ethank984]

Fun fact: This is Danny’s longest KZbin video

[@erincurrie1560]

Oh YEAH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH

[@asapling]

@Oh YEAH YEAH i bet your food isn't

[@tazgirl_]

OH NO NO, THEY STILL EXIST!!!

[@quackkith]

Ethan Koehler ohhhh yeahhhhh

[@jessiem1042]

Ethan Koehler yeah this is long

[@wesley_3201]

Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son

[@kaolaii]

I-

[@adrenalineactivate]

And the oil lamp

[@invisibleghost3820]

Ouch.

[@samanthasoukup5852]

Oof.

[@south4935]

UNDERATED.

[@jupiteristhecoolest]

Stanley has some *serious* anger management issues Edit: why does Stan look sunburnt during the whole movie?

[@TheDuskOfAnEra]

He probably didn't bring sunscreen to his baseball watching sessions.

[@TheOriginalCK]

@@TheDuskOfAnEra My skin's health? Don't give a shit!

[@Ok-mk2hb]

J *tosses Sunscreen aside*

[@2channeIer]

@@Ok-mk2hb lmao

[@EeshaG]

Oh so you wanna nag him about sunscreen now? Is that what we're doing?

[@grouchycoast8502]

21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."

[@wistful4684]

that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.

[@scanbbb]

That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.

[@axyboo]

@@scanbbb what do you mean..?

[@spider-man3309]

What if it was an old woman ?

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.

[@theyluvvmae8010]

@@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep

[@pixelbombed]

Theory: Eddie did actually blow up. They live in a war zone and he accidentally rode his bike over a landmine and triggered it.

[@mai-ph9yo]

this is now canon

[@kin2e304]

If that didn’t happen then I don’t know what the point is

[@coolpants4590]

Lmao what type of family lives in a house with a kid in a warzone

[@chococatt7778]

ばっろくぅえらいでん have you read the hunger games?

[@pixelbombed]

@@coolpants4590 the family in this movie

[@funkydude8196]

'I've watched this three times' RIP Danny's brain cells

[@slugcat5114]

:O IT TEM

[@adora1308]

i was the 1.000 like, i was like to thank god first...

[@pristxge]

Jesus Christ over 1200 likes in 1 hour

[@patchwork2239]

Prue -HOI TEM- lmao true

[@Rolluptotheparty]

I’ve lost all my brain cells just watching the clips of the movie. Danny made up for it tho

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is. Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)

[@RavensRift]

I feel like this movie was originally a Christian movie but something happened in production that made then cut everything religious from it. Charles is clearly supposed to be a "messenger of God" and I bet Sam was also originally some holy being as well, a guardian angel or God himself perhaps. I bet there was just a ton of religious stuff cut from the movie in editing for an odd reason. I wonder if there was 2 releases, one religious and one not. It feels weird that someone would make a religious movie and then just cut it all out so far into development EDIT: IT IS! the movie is based on a book under the same name and the book is listed under Christian tags on Amazon. The writer had also previous made Christian movies. Why they cut all of that out is beyond me

[@cock6124]

Oh god.

[@tluvsbeauty1]

You cracked the code dude

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

Because religious media is ass and they knew it

[@fardifaalam605]

Sherlock's shaking. Amazing investigation, dude!

[@littlemsterious991]

as someone who grew up watching weird Christian movies holy shit I totally see it

[@NerdOutWithMe]

An entire movie based off a brief thought on the way to work.

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

The ATTIC DWELLERS right? I feel like it started out strong and then just lost steam

[@connorb614]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 It never started off strong...

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Connor Brown the very beginning wasn’t so bad, even the camera work was ok. (Perhaps also because no one was talking) But it went bad very fast. Around the time of the grainy flashback they started to lose me and then when he goes to the baseball field alone to creepily watch other people’s kids was where it took a nose dive for me.

[@toolongforyoutoread6]

Danny "Don't Make Me Consider My Legal Options" Gonzalez

[@jaffieverse]

*gotem*

[@SpagEddie8113]

Bacchus Leto Love your profile picture :)

[@AndreasOfPatrae]

Watchmen. Nice.

[@koyomikoy]

14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

"I'm your publisher, remember." As an author, I too struggle with remembering who my publisher is.

[@ManiacalBlueberry]

Some part of me wants to believe that it was sarcasm... But nah. Just plot thrown in

[@guilesarmstrong503]

honest to god this movie would be better if the genie messenger man was like "You can have anything you want in life..." and then starts pitching a pyramid scheme

[@Sarcasmtomasksadness]

PITCHing lmfao..

[@mayanirmal513]

Okay, this dude is just abusive. Like, I know that he lost his son, but his wife is okay and he needs to get his stuff together.

[@alpaca990]

I'm SO glad someone said it. All of that is straight up abuse, especially just getting on your wife for trying to connect with you while you've been moping for two years, and actively ruining something she believes in. What a dick.

[@Straw_berri3]

I’ll be glad if they actually divorced and he never came back again.

[@slashergaming5397]

Chill its just acting its a movie

[@yersiniapestis5237]

Slasher Nebulous I don’t think anyone was questioning that.

[@larrybarry5303]

Slasher Nebulous it makes it seem like this Behavior is normal and okay though

[@TheBruisedPeach]

Her: Oh, honey have- Stan: CLEAN THE GARAGE OR WRITE A BOOK? QUIT NAGGING ME! *throws magazine and goes to be an author in the garage*

[@sonnymora]

Movie*has 3 globes in the background* Danny: woah so many globes Danny:*has 15 nutcrackers in the background*

[@jeffmanbob424]

is 4 globes

[@OneTopic]

It’s a very Dad move to do the *ordinary* and make the “I’m *blowing your mind* right now” face.

[@xxgamergirlxxgaming5063]

Your content is amazing, I love your content!😀

[@calvaryishere1632]

Hi OT! I love your videos

[@mattynator911]

Hi one topic

[@sh4k331]

I have the power to turn this into 100 likes.

[@deinogreenstreet8631]

Wait, is one topic truly Greg, or just a passing fan? Either way that's cool.

[@aleniabritton743]

*why is this bad movie making me cry* *thats not fair*

[@Pauleenchanya]

don't worry same

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

*LIFE ISNT FAIR*

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

Karen Ramirez you put * around what you’re typing

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

Karen Ramirez *ehem* WHAT ABOUT A THANK YOU, KAREN??

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing, but seeing every other character visibly flinch away in terror when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight. He’s outwardly depicted as aggressive and violent whenever he’s mad, throws and breaks things, screams at his wife, and puts his hands on a little girl while shouting at her, but it’s all somehow instantly forgiven at the end even though he does NOTHING to redeem himself or prove that he’s changed? And at the end, the cure to his grief is adopting another kid (who he completely snapped at) to replace his son, and not THERAPY??? Thanks, I hate it.

[@SickoPsycho]

Ik I'm late but just at the part where he threw the lamp I read this and same

[@BlindGirlUK]

Same