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the Lamp: Just Believe has everything: a great plot, compelling characters, amazing actors, and also none of those things are true. This low budget movie is bad and oh baby I'm gonna cringe.
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[@phoenixfox4851]

"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions" Tell that to the school system

[@idekisthisnecessary]

^ω^

[@gabbylea7477]

i feel like i shouldn’t like this because then it would go for 666 to 667 ughhhh

[@DarkShadic9632]

What is... science? What is an electro-magnetic pulse? What is a gremlin? Why are we around?

[@phoenixfox4851]

Wait a minute- How did this comment get so popular?

[@pinkablink9488]

Phoenix Fox because of liberals

[@Thesilliestkid]

never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Charles: if he is a genie

[@yolkyostritch1692]

This is a underrated comment

[@Thesilliestkid]

@@yolkyostritch1692 ah yes

[@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062]

I am Chara more like new.

[@BoltNation_]

nah..we gotta ask the age.. *Twitter cancelling everyone*

[@asylnn]

@I am Chara more like no one asked

[@jakengatai2972]

Janitor - “Which kid is yours?” Stanley - “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”

[@thecowboybebop2071]

Lmao he actually does omfg

[@zthefur]

nice job taking someone elses comment bud

[@Lady_Mariee3x3]

@@zthefurmy guy, this comment was a year ago.

[@zthefur]

@@Lady_Mariee3x3 yup

[@generalshenanigans1703]

Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

Every time I sit down to write and then give up without getting much done I can hear Danny say “Stan’s not writing shit today”. Stan is a little too relatable at times 😅

[@renthewerecat]

so true

[@favoritemustard3542]

"The night was..." is my favorite movie example, from _Throw Mama From The Train_ "The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot." & it goes on from there, eventually ending up with -spoiler- sultry lol

[@Stanssstraykiddss]

True lmao

[@lunaequinox7333]

About to say this is just the story of my AO3 account.

[@PurpletasticFred]

Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things? -5 seconds later- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!

[@carmelahudson1683]

no no, she can, he said she can, he just, doesn't want her to

[@lovemurphy1931]

i screamed reading this lol

[@jessicapassey2471]

But you CAN just touch other people’s things!!!!

[@christianmoro7968]

Ah yes the attitude of an entitaled antivaxx karen.

[@christianmoro7968]

*entitled

[@jkli0_597]

"Which one's yours?' he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son

[@sleepyidiot2010]

Derp Lord 💀💀💀

[@sk3lli3gvtz]

@@susanheffley5656 Uhhh.... I'M SCARED

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

@@susanheffley5656 Okay, so we're going there today

[@carlee2054]

MadGirlInBlack what

[@sk3lli3gvtz]

@@carlee2054 He sent skulls meaning dead. Kinda scared me for a moment.

[@babyvia6712]

It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over

[@notaspacecow]

Crying is for strong people who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable 💪💪💪💪💯

[@babyvia6712]

@@notaspacecow 👏💯

[@TheFallenTrooper]

I am the same way with My Girl. I cry so hard and it’s infuriating.

[@bea2323]

Love that! No toxic masculinity on Dannys channel

[@boopdoop2251]

Danny is unironically more strong than any “alpha male” KZbin channel… because he doesn’t even have to try. He doesn’t have to put on a front of strength and confidence, he just naturally is confident and unafraid to be goofy or cry or care if people think he’s not masculine for it. He’s just himself and chill and it speaks volumes about his confidence, unlike alphas who are obsessed with how they’re being perceived.

[@cellytron]

The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”

[@frankisnot1148]

I'm pretty sure it's the plot of one of the episodes of Amazing World Of Gumball Spoiler It ends with them trying to destroy the thing with whatever machinery is used to destroy cars And it fails

[@veryferalthing]

tearfully begging him "Stan no, Stan wait, stop it, Stan-" and like, just kind of half-heartedly jogging behind his car as he's driving (in my head, he is driving so slowly that she is actually kind of keeping pace with him, if not just like, 15 feet behind the car)

[@CaptainWobbs]

“See? It’s just a lamp! Nothing magical about it!” Stan says as he chucks the lamp into an active volcano, only to walk back to his car and see it buckled up in the backseat.

[@gwantoloupe1879]

This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao

[@alexaguijarro2183]

Grant Clayton 💀💀💀

[@chels4723]

i WOULD like ur comment but its at 420 so heres an imaginary like

[@lauraclark1188]

Especially the music

[@yusiwoah]

Reminds me of novelas 😂

[@shineinstars]

HSJSKD TRUEEE

[@Mrross33]

Your wife comes home with a lamp: 1: throw it 2: DIVORCE

[@turyabhatkar]

Metalviper 70 , I choose option 3, no one can stop me!

[@lauraarellano2926]

Both

[@ashiwashi]

Both

[@haylyfegurgur2747]

*episode ads have entered the chat*

[@chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922]

Nobody can stop me from doing both

[@wwildan8961]

Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.” Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more

[@thesleepydot]

exactly. i think she was inconsiderate… but yeah not worse than stan.

[@spiderguy44]

Yeah, I felt a little bad but I feel bad for both of em.

[@glorihol6803]

bro she was literally checking out some dude at work, they're both shit

[@RAWRzooted]

tbh she didn't have to get rid of all of his shirts like his special jersey. i mean yeah move on but man that was his jersey you can still remember him some what

[@LiterallyInklingGirl]

Yeah like he died one day ago let him have some memorabilia sheesh

[@nabeehanajaf]

Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film

[@caramelapples4393]

And the fact that the movie wasn’t THAT bad it was ok

[@b4kedbricks]

it really was, the couple argueing was a little too accurate. along with what greif can do to an already fragile person

[@Elle...]

it wasn't even low budget, they had $1M. They could afford real actors (L. Scott Caldwell was in LOST for Gods sake) but apparently not real writers.

[@McMerlin11]

Stanley is literally the worst protagonist

[@SirBlackReeds]

Or is he?

[@lolwhatdoisohere5290]

OR ARE U

[@brbrbr5976]

He’s literally more like an antagonist

[@harryboberson4851]

He's that one side character with anger issues

[@monroe8566]

No I am

[@guineverepriddy5289]

Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.

[@Alysscka]

Dark, but... what a great plot idea

[@frenlyneybur7544]

That would actually make a really good movie

[@lolwhat4606]

couldve been a great horror movie but they needed those sweet sweet family friendly ratings

[@sushiroll7013]

then he bounced

[@maybeoptify]

@Wicked Program why not just edit the word wtf

[@alexandrobrin2891]

imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad

[@Mario_432]

Then asked the dad which kid is his lmao

[@ashikjaman1940]

Hiring a genie is really funny to me

[@veryferalthing]

@@Mario_432 power move

[@andya.9422]

@@veryferalthinggotta keep him on his toes

[@thesimifers]

The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K

[@redRuxx]

*WHAT*

[@thesimifers]

@@redRuxx Facts!

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

huh

[@calamari89]

You accidentally added the letter K at the end of your post

[@ahstiasummers5583]

How much of it was for drugs to keep everyone motivated to continue working?

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Plot twist: Sam was the one who drove over the kid to kickstart the movie

[@anna-gj1jb]

I SPIT OUT MY DRINK 😂😂😂

[@kat-nw5hh]

Moritz R HAHA

[@evqzehormones2202]

...and he decided to help out the guy who lost his child out of guilt

[@oliviaz113]

I choked on my Cheeto when I read this

[@annieyu72]

What a twisted prick! Killing a boy and just watching the couple in pain. He even has the balls to ask “which one is yours?” To a middle aged man watching a baseball game.

[@ellacasey7303]

Just your average movie about replacing your dead son with a girl you saw while creeping around the baseball field

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

Yep

[@leonna9159]

@GaMeKniGhT 101 hehe 69

[@gooklor7976]

Ella Casey so true

[@jordand2405]

Haha reading this comment 5 seconds into the video. This will be interesting

[@tryingmybest3744]

It’s literally the same as the book the twelfth angle with extra stuff. It’s a great book and this doesn’t do it justice.

[@badmiracle]

i actually don’t think stan should be allowed to adopt a child considering his unchecked anger issues have yet to be addressed.

[@badmiracle]

like the ending is cute in theory but honestly stan is such a scary character. 😭

[@luisshorts.]

Nah the movie will tell you “just believe”, so make do with that I guess idk

[@jeanettelori1439]

fr like that girl was literally backed into a wall and cowering. she also did in fact say he hit her, and i dont trust his pov.

[@gianna526]

@@jeanettelori1439 He did smack her hand, that's probably what she's referring too.

[@yowieyahoo]

the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie

[@NylaTheWolf]

CURSIVE SINGING IM SCREAMING

[@aaronhall74]

*watches kids play baseball* “Which one’s yours?” “I don’t know. Haven’t decided yet.”

[@humey2090]

😂😂😂

[@dikashafirahidayat1268]

Jisoos christ

[@chaeryeong991]

Dika Shafira Hidayat are you a bp stan? 😂

[@EmpressGoldilocked]

Omg lol

[@irlzombie437]

i dont get i- OOOOOOOOOF

[@theboondoggliest]

imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic

[@archi9470]

hol up- that's a very dark plot that actually has a chance to be true 😃🤚🏼

[@8Nmedia]

I’m dead lol. Best comment ever! But why did you put Imagine?

[@tigerkat4419]

@@8Nmedia so is his son

[@edwardthibodeaux8815]

@@tigerkat4419 So am i for laughing

[@bryn1063]

Sounds like something he's would do, maybe with a hammer? He seems insane.

[@catasrophieGrrl]

As a person who was a foster kid in the custody of a lot of creepy people. This makes my skin crawl.

[@NylaTheWolf]

I'm so sorry you went through that ❤

[@kellymurtagh-quinn8058]

Why?

[@ranniwolves]

@@kellymurtagh-quinn8058probably bc stan was able to adopt josh after being horrible to her and watching her baseball games like a weirdo

[@shark4330]

i feel like we brushed over the whole “and you don’t hit people” bit in this awful movie way too quickly. josh was implied to have a whole storyline of being violently abused and then it was never brought up again, stan just decides to adopt josh in the end like HUH?

[@bunnigacha]

Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy

[@pap-fr]

Gross

[@lizp5004]

The real question is how do they afford that house on the salary of a gym employee &an out-of-work writer?

[@dylanrodrigues]

Liz P they could have inherited from Stan or his wife's parents? The real estate prices where they live is not that bad? The wife actually makes good money?

[@beholdandfearme]

If he's written successful books already he has passive income from the sales of those books. I'm guessing that a publisher wouldn't be bugging him to finish a book if it's his first one.

[@kingofmashedpotatoes]

Sounds like an episode of House hunters ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ

[@lizp5004]

@@homelander4375 I feel like you're the least capable at deciphering sarcasm, dry humor, &rhetorical questions from 'relevant questions' tbh.

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

@@homelander4375 i'm gonna have ti agree with liz here your kinda a dumbass

[@phoebemay]

not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.

[@lillian.gracee_]

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s lillian

[@phoebemay]

lillian grace omg you found me

[@alright1454]

Pea Jay hi phoebe it’s audy

[@phoebemay]

alright GUYS STOP STALKING ME

[@jordispencer]

love baseball? i am baseball

[@wismuel]

That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.

[@alexanderthefine]

Honestly everyone should though. Truly appreciating the little things. Fire.

[@johnnye87]

Feel like if you're stuck in writer's block because of unbearable grief, jumping in with "Happiness is..." is just deliberately setting yourself up to fail.

[@localdreamer13]

Plot twist: Charles is just Ester's husband that she sent to help the family, and whenever he "disappears" he just crouches behind the nearest object and hides.

[@greggmayles2733]

I love this so much.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

I am Kazaam!

[@Clay3613]

Plot Twist: Sam is actually Ester's husband and Charles is her lover.

[@nolaprice]

And Sam is their child

[@the2ndducknotthefirstone.959]

One problem, He's one tall Dude . Like Really tall Like the actor is 6 foot 4 and one half.

[@hazelrogers513]

Me: mom, can we watch Aladdin? My mom: no, we have Aladdin at home Aladdin at home:

[@LomalaMalet]

Stan: Listen to your mom kid.

[@Qinglady-ue6wm]

what about that weird creppy cartoon rip off one? That one is even worse Lmao.

[@Qinglady-ue6wm]

@Falling Angel UWU I think its callee "Alibaba"

[@spynx3167]

@@Qinglady-ue6wm oh not the worst one then kzbin.info/www/bejne/n6HHoqqZpqxqnrM

[@hauntedaether]

this and 'Aladin' which is just a MESS. danny needs to make a video on it lmao

[@RobbieRateater]

okay but why is nobody talking about the part at 20:20 where josh mentions him hitting her when he didn’t? Is that ever explained in the movie or is it just a very weird moment?

[@sylvianartist8930]

yeah I was thinking the same thing

[@jamesordwayultralightpilot]

She's an orphan who was probably abused.

[@M2ofEMMM]

@@jamesordwayultralightpilot God that's such a sad explanation

[@ragaya3043]

Help me that confuses me to this day

[@JamboreeBlackberry]

She’s probably a drama queen

[@kiralonely1307]

When Stan is standing up after giving away the glove, holding his chest, like a bunch of scenarios went through my head including but not limited to; "fuck my heartburn is back" and "his heart grew three sizes that day-"

[@lolyoudonthearthepeoplesin668]

“She rubs the lamp, and then a mysterious man shows up at the door...” Will Smith: *It’s rewind time*

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

OMFG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloemalfoy9597]

That’s hilarious

[@harrietc5109]

IM DEAD

[@aleniabritton743]

I JUST CACKLED

[@anaxoxo2]

sensitive. enjolras hahahahaha

[@PrimusPicklebal]

Stan’s wife: *looks at him* Stan: Oh-Ho-Ho! Okay! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW EH!?

[@superstellarhere]

OH HO HO! Cause he’s...Santa.

[@Bea-xl9rb]

(Yeets newspaper) OH HO HO

[@RailwayPenguin]

@@superstellarhere Stanta

[@nelproductions8153]

Charles: don’t even think about it, cowboy.

[@katjosephperez8772]

We love a book going from “Happiness is…” to being approved for publishing in less than 30 days.

[@supercalifragilisticex]

24:30 At this point I'm not even sure whether Charles even has magic or not. I'm convinced he just broke into their house and has convinced them he has magic.

[@-dixiirae-5135]

Imagine cleaning out some dudes garage and you find a glove. Then he goes full *rage* mode.

[@christalcavanaugh]

I mean Jesus you look at him and he goes full rage mode

[@noah3952]

no one: literally no one him:DONT TOUCH THAT GLOVE PUT IT BACK ALXXJSKSNNR

[@paisley4197]

@@samanthas482 yeah where do you wanna go i'll tag along

[@LivefromBooYork]

@@paisley4197 niceee

[@sadiaaa1373]

I would get very sad :(

[@oceansalami6818]

K Stanley is low key abusive Highkey

[@justasmallartist2981]

Chicken wing yeah, creeps me tf out.

[@kiraaisling9603]

Seriously.

[@justno5356]

Seriously

[@stuffedanimal6893]

Seriously

[@ivannav9175]

Chicken wing he is only like that because his son died . Sometimes traumatic events change the person for worse.

[@CoolPaDuke]

"At least I'm not a crazy dog guy. I've seen you at our practices talking to your dog" Honey, the man sits at a ball field watching a bunch of little girls. Talking to his dog is the least of his problems.

[@luisshorts.]

I mean he is talking to a guy who vaguely knows him, but to him it’s just some random janitor who works everywhere for some reason

[@darkeimp555]

Okay this movie definitely is weird, but that scene of Charles smiling at the door was adorable and made me instantly love him. Also Danny's reenactment of that cracked me up lol ALSO also, I like to think those two Danny's went on to play the RE2 remake together as zombies.

[@wesley_3201]

Stan can throw everything behind him but the loss of his son

[@higherbeinglinmanuelmolera7908]

I-

[@adrenalineactivate]

And the oil lamp

[@invisibleghost3820]

Ouch.

[@samanthasoukup5852]

Oof.

[@south4935]

UNDERATED.

[@stevefilms1997]

Lisa: Hi Stan. Stanley: “I GOT TO GO!”

[@samahissimplistic]

*I GOT... TO GO!!*

[@billbill6094]

I GOT 👍👍TO GO!👍👍

[@defd2826]

I gtg!

[@defd2826]

*I GTG*

[@chr_stian]

*igottago*

[@mjroxmysox101]

Ok I know this video is years old but the funeral scene is really crazy to me because deadass that's exactly what my grandpa's funeral was like. He was a quiet guy and I guess he didn't have many things that he was outwardly passionate about and so his wake and funeral were literally baseball themed

[@mjroxmysox101]

ps Love you Danny

[@CarolineCalvano]

that is so sweet

[@yaitz3313]

This movie is so close to being good. The acting is good, there's real emotion, and the production isn't half bad. But the plot is just so bizarre that it lessens all of that. This movie is on the cusp of being good, but just can't quite make it.

[@pist5343]

Sam is OBVIOUSLY the previous santa that fell off the roof and died

[@mothtrafton6226]

Piotr Styliński when Santas die they become invisible ghost janitors that give advice to assholes who like to watch little girls play baseballs

[@annmarie6095]

Wonderful Times it’s a promotion!

[@Utopia_2489]

Oh my god it’s perfect

[@RealCGH]

Stan is literally the most unlikable protagonist I ever seen

[@whalesharko4465]

One word, Oscar

[@justno5356]

School days

[@christy728]

Sierra Burgess is atleast the runner up though

[@morgank.6113]

I think the protags from loving the bad man and faith like potatoes r both worse :/

[@oofmanroblox6416]

This movie sucks

[@GraceT]

The funniest part of the scene where the dad comes back from the park without the dog is personally hilarious to me, because I know the continuity expert who worked on this movie and if he saw this video he would be mortified 😂

[@NylaTheWolf]

Oh my god that's hilarious 😂

[@grouchycoast8502]

21:03 "And then his heart grew 3 sizes that day."

[@demitri2613]

Janitor: which one of the kids is yours? Me: I haven't decided yet.

[@gangshyt4586]

LMFAOOOO

[@shineinstars]

LOLSHDJD

[@pissgorlchungles1353]

SDKSJDJSJDJS

[@donut.covers]

r/cursedcomments I'm just saying, it could belong in here

[@donut.covers]

@moviemobster23 r/ihavereddit to you too.

[@susanthatsme9776]

*Eddie in heaven:* I miss my one red cowboy boot.

[@teardropcipher7001]

What about all three of his shirts?

[@susanthatsme9776]

@TearDrop Cipher hm. Did not think about that! I bet he cries every night because he uh... doesn’t have his three shirts 👕 ⚾️

[@MrPiggy-kl6xz]

Exactly, he probably missed his pants too wait... he doesn’t have any pants

[@teardropcipher7001]

MrPiggy9020 yeah... he didn’t wear pants only three shirts and a one red cowboy boot and a baseball hat and mitt.

[@tempatchtheveryweird3665]

*hell

[@benjaminharbold4554]

Charles is that one support unit nobody wants just "you guys got this believe in yourself".

[@SongbirdAlom]

The moral of the story: You CAN just take things that belong to other people!

[@eimiku3011]

“I don’t want to fight.” “I don’t either.” **starts fighting**

[@cosmicnae]

HAHAHAH

[@KyleKyle__]

_discord user, its annoying to have the double *_

[@eimiku3011]

Kyle 13-10 I added the extra one because people might get confused. I added it on purpose but yeah, I use discord

[@KyleKyle__]

@@eimiku3011 -yeah but it is annoying when it accidentally happens-

[@lunanorvell5770]

That's an abusive relationship

[@BILLY_PLUSH]

The main character looks like a abusive Elon Musk.

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

*an

[@yunari3699]

i think he also looks like willem da foe 😂

[@redforest9269]

I think naming your kid like an airplane model is considered abuse. XD

[@SurahOnline]

*No he looks like Brendan Fraser*

[@garfieldfanatic]

Elon musk but his cybertruck kept failing and he became an alcoholic.

[@DankrumStar]

Grief is so difficult to process. When my boyfriend died… me, his mother and father, and brothers all handled it very differently. It’s been a year and half, and while I see his father occasionally he’s told me it hurts to be around me because it reminds me to much of his son. His mother and I grab coffee and catch up at least once a month. There were times in the first few months after he died that there was short tempers and lashing out, especially from his dad. I know the dad in this movie was an asshole, but having gone through a death myself I can understand it. He knows deep down how cruel he’s being but I know how it feels to be imprisoned in your own grief.

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

I have a theory that Sam and Charles are the same type of “Messenger” and it was initially Sam’s job to coach Stan and Charles’ job to coach Lisa (the lamp is actually not relevant at all to his appearing), which is why Charles disappeared when Stan came into the room initially. But Sam failed so hard at trying to convince Stan to move on that Charles decided he needed to appear to Stan and help him as well as Lisa

[@mayanirmal513]

Okay, this dude is just abusive. Like, I know that he lost his son, but his wife is okay and he needs to get his stuff together.

[@alpaca990]

I'm SO glad someone said it. All of that is straight up abuse, especially just getting on your wife for trying to connect with you while you've been moping for two years, and actively ruining something she believes in. What a dick.

[@Straw_berri3]

I’ll be glad if they actually divorced and he never came back again.

[@slashergaming5397]

Chill its just acting its a movie

[@yersiniapestis5237]

Slasher Nebulous I don’t think anyone was questioning that.

[@larrybarry5303]

Slasher Nebulous it makes it seem like this Behavior is normal and okay though

[@stevefilms1997]

The worst thing about this movie is that Stan doesn’t throw the lamp over his shoulder

[@pvzmaster5063]

Xap Ete shoulder

[@janakusp]

Xap Ete omg 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 so true

[@naujnot2158]

Ahh yes, his soldier

[@ItzCortana]

Ikr lol 😂

[@Mynameishassan0]

Juan Melgar yep

[@harristeeterfan3473]

When Danny was like, “I bet you can’t guess how the kid died” I was like “he threw the kid in the street like he threw the training wheels!”

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Just a friendly reminder, throwing something at a wall in front of you is an act of abuse and psychological violence, doesn’t matter if they didn’t touch you. I used to believe otherwise while flinching and getting anxious whenever I hear something break throughout my entire life

[@edanrice9798]

Then my children are abusive.

[@_kaleido]

@@edanrice9798 I mean there’s a difference between children who don’t know any better and a full-grown man who should have learned self-restraint by now, and is in a position of physical power over his wife

[@redsunflowers7322]

My dad did that all the time when I was growing up. Broke a lot of my stuff over the years. Then he'd cry and say it would never happen again. Of course it did. Watching the clips of Stanley brought back some bad memories... That stuff is really damaging to go through.

[@vaishnavisingh5126]

"You cannot just write a book of a thousand questions!" Math book: Am I a joke to you?

[@tanirikay]

LMAOOOO THIS IS UNDERRATED THIS GOT ME LOLOL😂😂

[@franjo5174]

English book, ap book, SCHOOL BOOKS

[@phiapipia]

yeah, actually

[@eri83]

We don’t use Mathbook in my class !!!!

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

@@eri83 Good job.

[@BohemianScandalous]

Why has no one called the police on this random middle aged man obsessively watching kids that are not his play baseball??

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

BohemianScandalous right?! That made me so uncomfortable...and they were gonna let him be the coach like Noooooo!

[@tearsfordears]

lmao he even gets called out more than once and its still not that big of a deal to everyone around them like what the hell 😭

[@koyomikoy]

14:31 at this point you'd think the lamp killed his kid

[@cellytron]

Hang on why did Josh say “they don’t hit people either”? What was that about? Stan seemed confused and horrified. What did that mean?!

[@bohemiancassidy]

I think it’s supposed to imply that Josh was abused by her parents/foster parents/ other trusted adults when she was younger. It’s a very out of nowhere line but it does make sense

[@pap-fr]

​@@bohemiancassidy no

[@vanillamilk8576]

Wait, so he just replaced his dead kid?

[@ravenlua6543]

Laceigh G just like in face-off

[@smeg5391]

With his girl doppelganger. Who also owns 3 shirts

[@protampa85]

Yeah, after two years

[@doodleychan8829]

But why didn’t he wish for his kid to come back

[@larissaveenhof]

Doodley Chan because he was dead

[@tomatoanus]

so THIS is part three in drews sequels that arent sequels series. you can tell because the actor is completely different and the plot has nothing to do with the other entries.

[@pablomaj7]

This is genius

[@rosea8844]

I think they are all great, I just hope they release a DVD of all of them in one. That would be great! Especially if it's on BLURAY. It would bring my family together for many laughs at our Valentine's dinner, maybe they will finally stay to. I just wish the free candy here actually tasted good, they say I'm not even supposed to taste it and just swallow it, what boring candy.

[@naomi8420]

LMAO

[@awkwardturtlefish]

this is the best fucking comment

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Best comment.

[@ThePenguinXD]

Charles ain’t no messenger. Charles is a therapist for people with ptsd and schizophrenia 💀💀💀

[@ErisIsAnAbomination]

Probably a trauma/neurodivergent thing but seeing every other character visibly flinch away when Stan gets angry legit sets off my fight or flight 👁👁

[@SickoPsycho]

Ik I'm late but just at the part where he threw the lamp I read this and same

[@kyliedunn8797]

“I don’t wanna fight.” “I don’t wanna fight either.” Danny: And then they start fighting

[@kyliedunn8797]

MrRabbit idk if this is a compliment or you’re saying my comment is trash, either way, thank you

[@shaf2317]

bruh that sent me 💀

[@eden5655]

.....I like ur profile pic

[@kyliedunn8797]

Eden Cline thank you :)

[@vixn2385]

-Danny Gonzalez 2019

[@misteryA555]

This movie might have been made in 2011, but it FEELS like a 90s movie

[@OhMyLemona]

Even in the 90s this movie would be considered a retro movie

[@shadowbunny7892]

It's because of the baseball.

[@ethanrobert342]

Why?

[@js5791]

Lama nah this movie doesn’t have that kinda class let’s be honest this movie was made in 2003

[@meme_memes3576]

IKR

[@teayabrown3924]

It's so nice to know that they achieved money, a happy family, and rejuvenated their passion for their careers in 30 days without any actual help or therapy, you know just nice words and suddenly believing in themselves.

[@Mossymoss69]

Bro why was the genie actually such a whimsical old man? Like his smile made me happy

[@icantgetridofthisusernamehelp]

Why do bad movies always have a "wise" black womam or man that introduces some magical thing?

[@hydras5947]

There's a trope name for it but I'm a dumbass and forgot

[@minererva]

Basic Whoopi Goldberg

[@jewin-your-mom]

Fun fact! The Matrix also falls into the category of the Magical ‘Negro’ Trope! Although I love that movie still, because it did almost everything else right ^~^

[@danny98432]

Because all bad movies love steryotypes

[@69you36]

Dan the Stan man so true

[@yukikaenthusiast5164]

"yOU DOn'T hIT people eITHer" *rewatches scene* He didn't- w h a t.

[@alician.5950]

I THINK that since she was a foster kid so maybe she was mixing up stan yelling with a traumatic experience with someone abusing her? Idk. My bst guess.

[@urdadsleftasshole69]

Theory: the lamp/Stan/Charles/jagey1iteluwfhdus is messing with his life and makes stuff happen to worsen his life and consequentially persuade him to make the wish/try to better his lofe

[@yourresume373]

@@alician.5950 you think the people writing this dumbass movie would put such a well thought-out plot point in there?

[@noamdsi123]

*Cue Tommy Wiseau*

[@scoobis7208]

Stans a loon

[@DecoySammy]

They always ask who is Sam. But never How is Sam.

[@emilyemiloo]

Sam was 100% written to be a guardian angel but it just ?? went unexplained

[@emilyreed4110]

That sponsored ad at the end is more entertaining than that entire movie

[@lise_reb2086]

True

[@SecretAgent3125]

Danny makes his sponsor section fun to look

[@angelbaby2137]

@@SecretAgent3125 istina

[@un-nown7227]

My birthday is 567 and im the 567th like but you prob dont care so im just saying it for fun lol

[@SecretAgent3125]

@@angelbaby2137 Just because I have a croatian name (and am croat (and can understand that)) it'd be nice for others not to comment in non-english

[@wistful4684]

that is so creepy, imagine playing baseball as a CHILD, and seeing an old man just staring at you.

[@scanbbb]

That's.... completey normal. Have you ever went to a park as a child? That shit would be a horror movie to you.

[@axyboo]

@@scanbbb what do you mean..?

[@spider-man3309]

What if it was an old woman ?

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Once I went to a public pool as a child and there was some dude just staring from outside the gate.

[@theyluvvmae8010]

@@sunk1ss376 lol, it doesnt matter the gender, if ur going to a setting exclusive to children.. and u have no kids- instant creep

[@Camsvfx_]

The way Danny said “Stan stop!” Made me laugh way more than it should’ve.

[@nickprosterman1872]

Stan’s wife: *literally breathes* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@DukeNukem9405]

Stan wife: *sleeps* Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW!?!?

[@turtlemanfromgatherspond6382]

Stan's wife: (dies and haunts stans dreams) Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@Straw_berri3]

Stan : **Has a wife** Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW?

[@theminakins815]

I too don't wanna fight. Let me start one though

[@fatmarley6750]

Stan’s wife: Exists in the universe Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@ItsZynix]

"mom can we get Aladdin?" mom: no we have Aladdin at home, Aladdin at home:

[@sqribbleydude682]

Alladin whats that

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

How do you manage to spell Aladdin two different ways and make them both wrong?

[@nafismubashir2479]

@@imdoingthisnowreally this comes from arabic ala-ud-din so this is the most authentic spelling

[@greeny4315]

Lol

[@greeny4315]

F.B.I OPEN UP

[@JNB0723]

23:26 as an author, I can tell you no author is writing, editing and publishing a book in 30 days. 🤦‍♂️

[@scrib11]

Compared to many other “low budget” movies I have seen, this one seems relatively decent. It obviously has its weaknesses, however the ending, and the overall moral of this film seem pretty alright.

[@pap-fr]

What moral

[@sully42O]

@@pap-fryou CAN just take things that belong to other people

[@slappedbylegal]

Is it just me, or is the scene where Stan puts his hand on his heart the most uncomfortable thing you've ever seen?

[@dylanrodrigues]

evenif like bro, don't look at a young child like that

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

Expected a joke about him about to have a heart attack or something

[@jazzy61497]

The nurse side of me was wondering if it was chest pain

[@maya-bx3vq]

He didn’t even put his hand in the right place

[@Spongeboy5432]

evenif Y E S

[@Relahi2024]

“It came out in 2011” oh ok, cool. not too long ago *”8 years ago”* .......oH okAy.

[@carrieharlow435]

I swear 2009 was 4 years ago.

[@claire969]

Becca Higgins wait this scares the **cRaP** out of me

[@kaitlynkristine3939]

i feel like 2011 was like just the other day

[@neegas3490]

🤤

[@k8tieisjusthere123]

Are we sure 2011 was 8 years ago?! Jeez

[@thefinalsquid6353]

Eddie has only ridden a baseball before so bikes were just very new to him, so cut him some slack Danny.

[@joshslater2426]

We can all agree that Charles is the best character. He’s the kind of wholesome guy who gives you hope we all need.

[@kaci7129]

"why are there so many globes in the background?" *i don't know danny why are there always nutcrackers behind you no where near to the holiday season*

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

Or any nuts around

[@sambaccei7660]

Hey too far man

[@Ssammyk]

Hhhmmmm

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

that's a low blow

[@Ssammyk]

Hi lord Gonzales

[@KalaMarii]

Nobody: Eddie: *B a s e b a l l*

[@bucktickenjoyer]

Alaska Animates Nobody: Not a single soul: Stan: *c h i l d r e n*

[@animalcrossingaddict7863]

Kids: Fortnite Eddie: Baseball

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

Danny after Lisa introduces Charles: You can't just introduce someone like that! Stan doesn't know who he is. Also Danny: (introduces Ms. Esther out of the blue as though we've met her before)

[@bleachedbonez]

This movie is what the Key and Peele "Magical Negro" sketch was about

[@mctash4264]

There is one good thing about this movie. Stan has good character consistency. You know something will happen, and he will get angry, throw something and storm away.

[@chillcrow8030]

How does this have 250 likes and no replies lol

[@TheLampeKing]

OH SO YA WANNA NAG ME NOW

[@PodRealoaded]

You forgot to add throwing something over his shoulders or staring intensely at baseball players or a computer 😂😂😂too consistent

[@jakefromstatefarm6969]

I GOT TO GO

[@crustythetuba3958]

Very true.

[@ishikajordan7320]

stan is highkey scaring the shit out of me, he’s so abusive

[@eevee1583]

That's true, I don't see why he's the main protagonist

[@subtopewdiepieplease7616]

Why does everyone have that profile picture

[@bunnyravve]

@@subtopewdiepieplease7616 You mean... two people?

[@eliftyildirim5406]

Pyroglyphics why do we watch the same vids I literally see your comments on all the vids I watch 😂😂

[@tcarroll777]

@@kkaur595 I guess you iz a poet and we didn't know it

[@ludlowvics]

the fact that danny cries to the end of the movie always gets me

[@530862]

my personal headcanon abt charles is that he can only exist as a being within the physical realm while someone is like. wishing for something or whatever, so more or less he is summoned by the lamp and is only able to exist while someone needs him there, and that doesn’t happen often, so he doesn’t get too many opportunities to eat food because he doesn’t technically need to eat and where he resides between realities there’s no food or whatever. so he treats himself to a little snack while in the physical realm, it doesn’t have to be extravagant, it’s just a little treat for him. that or it’s just good toast have you ever had a good tasty slice of toasted bread with butter? heavenly.

[@gentlegamer980]

"This movie is from 2011. So 8 years ago" Not gonna lie, that hit me harder than any of the sad scenes in that movie

[@missgurl7662]

GentleGamer Same

[@FabulousKilljoy]

same.

[@vegansocks5464]

Free V buck?? Hmm?

[@alysto6949]

I was gonna correct you and say. "No, it came out 7 yrs ago." But then I realized it's 2019 T.T

[@ILuvOnly1atatime]

Majestic Taco Cat but you’re right cuz it wont be 8 years until August of this year 👌🏽

[@Someone-vs5bs]

This is a spoiler to how Eddie died His bike turned into a shark and ate him

[@vhartson]

OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU???? I can't believe you gave it away like that!!!!

[@Someone-vs5bs]

Victoria Hartson sorry but I did say spoiler alert so it’s your fault

[@lucypaige5797]

Bro you spoiled the ending 😡

[@crispychip3020]

You can't do that, my zebra was watching and got sad cuz u spoiled it 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

[@thomasdobbslazaro30]

I've only watched 5 minutes but I guess there's a car involved

[@sufferwithme1237]

22:18 *ATUHSPARGIGNARTA! I HEAR YOUR HEART BEAT!*

[@creeperinvasion6885]

If it were made by a competent crew, a movie with this premise could actually be kind of good

[@yuki97kira]

Moral of this movie: its okay to hurt others when youre grieving as long as you adopt an orphan in the end

[@diartgallapeni1421]

This comment made me laugh so much lol😂

[@bobisgud832]

lol

[@bombyadept]

My god this is just like that spooky house movie.

[@xx_el_la_xx3291]

Moral of the story: dont. take off training wheels

[@gingercube688]

Sounds about right