Das Bayerisches Restaurant Stuck(Bavarian Restaurant Sketch), full, uncut

Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus - Das Bayerisches Restaurant Stuck (Bavarian Restaurant Sketch)
Deutsch, English hardsubbed.
Co dodat? :-)

[@LexDragon]

As a bavarian, I assure you that this is accurate. Altough nowadays the Schweinewasser isn't so good. Order some Wurstwasser. It is much better. Also call the waiter a Saupreiss, it is a traditional greeting.

[@misterm7225]

Das funktioniert nicht,weil die Briten das Sopriis oder so aussprechen würden.Britains,call em Souwprice!

[@Katzenkaiser]

Schmerlappen!

[@rccarloverluxembourg718]

call the waiter a Piefke and repeat that you are a austrian Piefke hater

[@DeadSomething]

Someone called Saupreiss? here i am.

[@CommandanteRamon]

Ich als Preuße erkenne die bayerische Kultur wieder und kann keine Parodie erkennen...! :-D

[@pendeyo]

cleese speaks very good german. almost without an accent.

[@efloop]

he supposedly speak 7 or 8 languages if I remember correctly

[@prince-solomon]

yeah there are other sketches were he speaks german almost perfectly.

[@frankgunold268]

This is not a Saxonian accent ! I am myself Saxon I can judge that !

[@jastermereel8379]

Karl Marx i think u messed up the culture of the saxons and Sachsen... anglo saxons are completely different to Sachsen... and i assume that he ment with an saxonian accent an British or English accent. Nochmal auf deutsch er meint Angel Sachsen und keine Deutsch Sachsen... die Angel sachsen haben Britannien bewohnt bis die Normannen kamen und englisch gilt als Angel sächsische Sprache. Das heißt hier ist kein guter Sachsen Dialekt gemeint, sondern ein Angel sächsischer oder halt britischer.

[@danielschlachta3637]

That's why it is funny.

[@weishauptogram]

Fun fact. In Bavaria the trees really are made of wood.

[@horstschlemmer2042]

Wow, bei uns in Sachsen sind die Bäume aus der ddr alle Aus Beton 😂😂😂😂

[@peterschmidt6571]

jutubaeh uuuunnndddd,ich dachte spaRnplatten wären spaNplatten.ohne R

[@peterschmidt6571]

jutubaeh sierst..gehrt .dorch =)

[@truemamrdi4all]

+jutubaeh Schamplatte

[@korsti1379]

weishauptogram Ja! Aus deutschem Eichenholz sogar!

[@TheLittleDeath1]

Für Engländer die Amerikaner spielen, die Deutsch mit amerikanischem Akzent sprechen, sind die echt nicht schlecht.

[@boxsterman77]

Hilarious

[@charlywobershalek7142]

1:55 - That's how I'm still welcoming guests at my house.

[@gungagaslayer9216]

I know this comment is now 3 years old but I’m surprised that this is so underrated

[@JuraCharles]

Also, John Cleese spricht wirklich hervorragend!

[@HeavyMetalBarpiano]

Gosh! I am from South Germany but never noticed that Bavarian trees are made of wood! 😮

[@Aleinikov65]

And the Mountains will come down, to the valley, of ski driving, CSU, ADAC, BILD Zeitung, jodelnde, Sauerkraut, Kartoffel, KFZ, Auto(Bahn) , Bierzelt, Oktoberfest, katholisch, Tore schiessen wie der Müller (FC Bayern), was noch, Klischee, Bavarian....AlmAbtrieb mit Felssturz, Permafrost ist weg auf der Alm, SkiPiste muss künstlich beschneit werden ? Bergbach würd reisender Strom, Gletscherschmelze ? Oh Baiern (Heilig Bundesland du tust mir leid) Der Berg kummt runta !! HerrgottszeitenJesusMariaKruzifix !!!!

[@marvinnope6050]

Unglaublich oder ?

[@Aleinikov65]

@@marvinnope6050 Jaawohl, Mayn Herr ! Mit Eiskalte SCHWEINEWASSER unter den Rock und aus dem Fenster geworfen für den HERRn... sie wollten zahlen ?

[@tinapeters5725]

🤣🤣

[@aesculetum]

You should leave the house more.

[@Baibakov88]

I love that the fact that the intro music is Preussischer Praesentiermarsch, but the restaurant is Bavarian.

[@GrobmotorikJones]

lel. first I though you was referring to what the accordion-player plays. I was irritated, because this is the melody of the "luaschtige Holzhackerbuam' "

[@chia-bb6ri]

I'm from bavaria and in my opinion this is incredibly hilarious!!!! I love monty python and if people get offended by stuff like this, then they should remember that no one forces them to watch it.

[@itchyfeet41]

Except the Spanish inquisition, they do.

[@TomKayll]

Currently in Bavaria with work and using this video as research of what to expect for tonight's "traditional Bavarian restaurant"

[@peterdavies2960]

I’m half-Austrian and I think John Cleese speaks perfect German 😎

[@Aleinikov65]

This is BAVARIAN, NOT AUSTRIAN,not even GERMAN: like this Adolf Führer, with the rolling "R" AR AR ...TRRaditional Bavarian orginal native allemane gotic german.....tradition: "Aus dem Fenster geworfen" LOl Ha Har Har ....

[@AnthonyDentinger]

I am half-Australian and I think so too! 🦘

[@Aleinikov65]

@@AnthonyDentinger John Cleese spricht perfekt östereisches Bayrisch.....

[@kurtgodel5236]

@@Aleinikov65 John Cleese hat Ostereier gelegt? Wo?

[@luggiswold]

Im bavarian and i find this most splendid and not racist at all. Can not understand my fellow bavarians who think this is offensive.

[@RandomTipOfTheDay]

Some folk have a hard time understanding humor.. :-| Most Monty Python is making fun out of the English people so it is hardly true. It also made me want to learn German sooooo...

[@luggiswold]

John Cleese really blowed me away with his german! Its really good. If you want to learn it, you should. i understand that it is hard at the beginning, but if you get used to our grammar, its actually pretty logical ( as you'd expect ;) )

[@Funnysterste]

A real bavarian is always offended!

[@lofibassundkrach4966]

Me(or ist it "I"?) as an bavarian would even say, the maker of this sketch has great knowledge of the bavarian hospitality^^

[@Funnysterste]

luggiswold It is a fact, that the greates comedians were all very intelligent and well educated. Even for the "dumbest" slap stick you need to be quite smart. People like Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin, Keaton... who mostly played the idiotic losers, were in fact great heads.

[@Malkmusianful]

Me every time my grandparents want to do what the locals do and end up looking more like tourists.

[@SomePeopleCallMeWulfman]

0:52 Quoting Nietzsche is the real sign of any traditional restaurant

[@Thompsdan]

'... where the sheep seldom wear spectacles'.

[@ohnezuckerohnefett]

Fantastische Dokumentation.

[@SchmittGeorg]

Das gehört für mich zum besten, was youtube zu bieten hat.

[@masterfarr8265]

Ich kommentiere dieses Video in Bavaria. Ja, in Bavaria, wo der Himmel Wasser regnet

[@diehaendesindschmutzig]

Schweinewasser!

[@steffenrosmus9177]

Nein, Bavaria, wo man Wasser als Bier verkauft. 😂😂😂😂

[@BaioWarioz]

@@steffenrosmus9177 Zur Not kannst auch a Handvoll von meiner soach haben , da woast os Wasser zum schätzen 🤣

[@mikaelbiilmann6826]

Das ist Wunderbar! Beim regnen ist Bedienung mitgerchnet?

[@steffenrosmus9177]

​​@@BaioWarioznee danke , das Bier hier in den USA ist ähnlich du Arschloch. Und ich habe 1 a Quellwasser auf meinem Anwesen und braue selber, schmeckt allemal besser als eure "Wiesensoach". Wenn du auf Natursekt stehst ist das Dein Problem

[@SirOliverNorwell]

Did anyone notice that the american Lady has not been strapped to the table as promised? So what about the bavarian tradition? 😊

[@Kris.G]

the way Palin smacks her with the chicken makes up for it and more ;-)

[@Aleinikov65]

Sie sollte auf den Tisch gebunden werden, wurde Sie aber nicht, thats bavarian tradition, where the trees are made of wood, and the mountains are high, total orginal Bayrische Tradition, germanisch, teutoniusch, wier die Goten, alles Idioten, zack, zack, marsch. marsch, umtata, mit Blasmusik und Arrkodioin .........ääähmhmm.....noch ein Bier,...Prost !

[@dixonpinfold2582]

A shocking lapse, and a great insult to Bavarians.

[@bambesfresser]

Yeah, I was bummed about that. Would have added some Japanese flair.

[@LordMPoK]

Cleese' Deutsch ist echt gut. das ist so geil beknackt. :D

[@individuum4494]

Bavaria is culturally very different. Here in Würzburg you'd get some Essig instead of Schweinewasser.

[@DaS-zk7ew]

:D

[@alishac8561]

Wow cool to meet someone else from Würzburg! War nur dort geboren und für zwei Jahre geleben, aber meine Mutter kommt echt aus Würzburg! Meine Oma wohnt noch auf der Keesburg :)

[@boxsterman77]

To me, Würzburg is practically Hesse.

[@calamariboy91]

Meisterwerk!

[@HauntHouse]

Expect your next vacation in Germany to be EVEN BETTER! ... we've had a few more decades to practise!

[@oliverbar8438]

Ich wusste nicht, dass die Engländer so gut Deutsch sprechen können

[@ramkuse7810]

John Cleese, geb. 1939, besuchte eine Privatschule und studierte Jura in Cambridge. Damals war es üblich für die gebildete Mittel- und Oberschicht, Deutsch und Französisch zu sprechen.

[@GrobmotorikJones]

it is funny how john cleese's accent sound like a mixture of french-german accent and a little bit of saxon (sächsisch - east german accent).

[@l.f.3835]

I'm German and don't get what's supposed to be funny at all, it's just a regular visit to a restaurant???

[@stanleymill4910]

The Pythons used a regular visit to a German restaurant to make fun of American tourists. That's all. The depiction of the restaurant and the language spoken there are indeed a documentary.

[@imrekovac4905]

Ja, in Bavaria, wo die Berge aus dem Boden ragen :)

[@gregorvanstroyny3762]

Ja, in Bavaria. Wo die Bäume aus Holz sind.

[@justkiddingde6506]

Ja, in Bavaria, und nicht in Venezuela

[@willywins0446]

Ja, in Bavaria, und erschreckt sie scheisse!

[@ristau]

"...beyond good and evil." !

[@marvinnope6050]

The Intro is Gold Alone It tells you about an Bavarian Resteraunt, while Playing a Prussian Marsch. An shows you are Uniform of Austria Hungary Empire. 😆

[@flyingcarpet99]

Thank you so much for posting it for us - I love them!

[@2wayplebney]

I am pleasantly surprised at how well this has gone down in Bavaria.

[@keanu_]

Ich könnte mir soetwas den gnzen Tag ansehen 😂

[@jcmontecarlo6123]

Einfach nach Bayern fahren!

[@kurtgodel5236]

3:14 Incidentally, in 1528 a Bavarian was appointed Spanish governor of Venezuela.

[@agp1745]

the most vitriolic satire of German tropes and mannerisms, and yet you can still laugh at it even if the butt of the joke is you.

[@ragamojo]

Exakt!

[@Xezlec]

A lot of the humor is the fact that they're making fools of the Americans though. I don't think the Germans are really the victims of the joke!

[@scar02face]

lol... the potatoes. And John Cleese's German is amazing.

[@fdk7014]

This exact thing happened to me last time I visited Munich. Very accurate!

[@FightTheElite]

This is really cool! Thanks for uploading this.

[@briang.2218]

Wo die Berge aus dem Boden ragen! Trochaic Pentameter

[@eigensinn83]

The geopolitics of this sketch really aged well :D

[@Utzinator1995]

Monty Python ist und bleibt Kult :D

[@jcmontecarlo6123]

Hey, she wasn’t strapped to the Tisch!

[@romanramirez7847]

Graham was always the best at the fake American accent. Also Eric and Michael are awesome as the waiters!

[@alma6537]

I love it! And they speak an excellent German especially John Cleese & Michael Palin too!!

[@ramonek9109]

Palin didnt speak a word in this sketch.

[@coconutklaire8980]

Huhn-Watschn. I love it.

[@melintafro7363]

Thank you MP........this was the first time i recognized every single word in bavarian........and i'm german.

[@salus1231]

Cleese's German was good

[@manchmalrufttagelangkeiner1031]

Schweinewasser! Ich liebe diesen Sketch!

[@fastchill]

Gosh! Never thought that they could pronounce german so well...

[@josmoify]

that bavarian accent sounded more like an east german prussian type accent,lol

[@Rubenmontilla]

hahahahahaha, Ja in bavaria, Und nicht in Venezuela hahahaha, Greetings from Venezuela mein Freund...

[@kurtgodel5236]

1:11 This piece, the _Tyrolian Woodcutters march_ composed by "Austrian March King" Josef Franz Wagner, is hardly Bavarian.

[@TheCatBilbo]

It's all part of the joke, like all of the bits from other parts of Germany, Austria-Hungary etc. & NOTHING to do with Bavaria. The Pythons were well-educated guys, Oxford & Cambridge.

[@DaS-zk7ew]

Es ist wuuuunderbar...

[@areki3852]

Absolut unglaublich

[@bobkish824]

"Bavaria, where the mountains stick out of the ground." LOL!

[@jantrukszyn3410]

Tradycja święta sprawa, ale jak będę w Bawarii poproszę dania na wynos i poczekam na zewnątrz restauracji 😂

[@classicfrog80]

To zamiast wyrzucić Cię przez okno wrzucą Cię do środka :)

[@MidnightBlue766]

I wish I ate here when I visited Bavaria.

[@nelson2503]

This is hilariously mad and madly hilarious.

[@geschickt]

It is a testament to Graham Chapman's talent that he can affect his tourist German with an American accent!

[@trashstudio7983]

Fun fact: Bavaria is called „Bayern“ in Bavaria

[@shockwave4742]

Second craziest thing they've ever done. The craziest was at the Hollywood Bowl where there seemed to be someone who was both an archbishop and a dead fish. That one I didn't even get. This one I follow very easily, it's just really over-the-top.

[@SunKing968]

I love Monty Python but this is unrealistic...I live here. In reality the couple would have arrived at 21:00 to find the restaurant already closed (or at least the kitchen closed, no food available)...too late for Lazarians. They would then come back the next day to find that the restaurant has its "Ruhetag" and is closed the entire day. Perhaps they'd try a third time the following afternoon only to find the restaurant is closed between 14:00 and 18:00 Uhr for afternoon lazytime. Bavaria = Lazaria

[@x.x.7646]

I haven´t shit my pants for more than 30 years and now I start enjoying it again.

[@garyfrancis6193]

Authentic Bavarian film.

[@NickHoad]

Ja, in Bavaria, wo die Mäuse sind sehr gefährlich!

[@peterschmitz6446]

A Sketch, I didnˋ t have known yet - very funny !!

[@foreverpinkf.7603]

Since I live in Bavaria, this menu seems a little strange to me. John Cleese speaks pretty good German, compared to Kennedy.

[@Ramblin-Man]

- Schwein Wasser...?!? /J, Schweden

[@davidgraf7492]

I laughed so hard at this sketch.......for the first time in years. The Germans, the "tourists"...HAHAHA. Americans must look that way to them; and vice-versa (unless you've been over there. I was stationed there for seven years.) This was hilarious!

[@peterschmidt6571]

David Graf the point is:you can sell anything with fake-tratition.as long as nobody knows about it more then that was tv shows you at home.

[@monibachmann-wagner6327]

Ja, wir können ganz schön peinlich sein. Die Hoizhackabuam (Holzhackerjungs) war das erste Lied, nach dem wir Kinder im Tanzkurs rumhüpften...

[@htews]

Es ist wuuunderbaar!!!

[@0casin0]

i am actually from bavaria. getting a table takes ages...

[@Schlappekarl]

...especially when you are not made of wood.

[@Maxid1]

I always get the salad too when I eat there.

[@voornaam3191]

Du, Bube, du hast 'nen Umlaut vergessen. Stück or stuck, that's the Question.

[@666LonesomeSailor]

A: Ein Stück Stuck, bitte! B: Geschnitten oder am Stück?

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

In Bavaria, wo die Bäume aus Holz sind!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHA

[@MeAbroad2004]

This bar, the famous Donisl, (Munich Marienplatz) is nearing the end of a major refit. It looks like it will be a great spot. Beer is Hacker-Pschorr... very tasty

[@johannaaltmann3933]

So bescheuert göttlich😂

[@gent30x79]

Yes Amazing. The Threes are made of wood. ! Got to see it myself one day to believe it!

[@peterdavies2960]

Basil Fawlty’s German cousin 😂

[@JosipRadnik1]

John Cleese speaks some propper german here 🤓

[@sirenettaVal]

I'm not quite sure if this saying is used in English but in german when you say "beyond good and evil" it doesn't mean wonderful, it's the opposite🤣🤣🤣

[@Aleinikov65]

" J e n s e i t s v o n G u t & B ö s e " (Beyond Good&Evil)

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Hahaha, no, it isn't used in English. It's only a comical insertion of Nietzsche's phrase where it doesn't belong. But why is it the opposite of wonderful? As I recall its context, it was "What is done out of love is beyond good and evil," which to me seems rather heartwarming and elevated.

[@574rdu57]

@@dixonpinfold2582 "In love and war is everything allowed" seems heartwarming? Thats absurd like the Hiroshima bombing.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@574rdu57 How do you get "In love and war is everything allowed" out of "What is done out of love is beyond good and evil"? Are you on something?

[@sesom1828]

Funny: playing bavarian but speaking eat-german dialect 😂

[@MrTobless]

Another recommendation for your trip, is the screaming house. Its not in bavaria, its in franconia. Altschauerberg 8 (which means "old heartwarming hill")

[@Mr10592]

" Its not in bavaria, its in franconia." 🤣 Oh, mei!

[@Nebarus]

Just bought a McSenfwurst at a local McDonalds in downtown Munich and I was lying in the street 2 minutes later, quite soaked in Schweinewasser, under a tree clearly made of wood. So, I can confirm firsthand that the local customs are still going strong in Bavaria!

[@DinoAlberini]

This is even better than the original version

[@TheCatBilbo]

Everything in Bavaria is like this: accompanied by music & dancing. Try getting the emergency services to hurry-up at a road accident...

[@Claudia-up6hr]

😂

[@stanleymill4910]

Wie ungerührt die Statistinnen im Hintergrund bleiben, als Jones den beiden die Speisekarte um die Ohren schlägt! 😅

[@SingleTrack66]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[@marioburku-drummer]

Michael Palin is funny as hell 😂👌👌

[@Kris.G]

his facial expressions are my favourite

[@richardkell4888]

me too!@@Kris.G

[@xylfox]

Im legendären "Donisl"!!! Bei 4:12 ein Stück vom Rathauseck!

[@albertnielsen1154]

Holzhacker ohne Holz :-D und ohne Lederhosen!

[@Bones_Jr.]

Why am I reminded of the Paris café scene from National Lampoon's "Vacation"?

[@surfinbird1238]

as a swede, i think this was all very insane. very good.

[@wariofat]

@Letueb95 Darum gehts auch gar nicht. Es geht darum, dass die Amerikaner immer ein festes Bild von verschiedenen Nationen hat und genau dieses erfüllt haben will....

[@Eetswatothemandem]

This is good very good I rate it guy ja endlich so cool 'twas essen

[@Zoroark50]

You know, I've watched this many times, and I still can't tell if these were supposed to be Bavarian customs (within the continuity of this sketch, that is), or the waiters were just trolling the customers.

[@tugatomskanimation6370]

I'm betting on the latter.

[@Mr10592]

100% the latter! 🤣

[@Xezlec]

He says things like "we have more traditions than any other restaurant" and "there's more to come daddy-o" and the ridiculous grimace... to me that all points to the idea that they're massive trolls

[@2wayplebney]

Yes, I think the joke is that they are trolling the tourists.

[@Rodrigo-bv7uv]

Das ist tatsächlich was man in einem typischen bayerischen Restaurant bekommt! Es könnte nicht besser dargestellt werden! Zum Wohl!

[@kaikandler5822]

Wait ‘til you get to Saxony 😂

[@Talashaoriginal]

Meine Güte.

[@JayTeeGR]

ja in bavaria...und nicht in venezuela :) LOL

[@na3044]

Bavarian they say... first music is the Prussian Inspection march.