The Babysitter (2017) KILL COUNT

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[@teenagefreak1330]

Hi

[@ghostgawzilly93]

Dead Meat hi James!

[@jasonbarcenas2759]

2 videos in one week 😁

[@angelurrutia1048]

favorite youtuber👍👍

[@noongabreath8333]

Dead Meat hi

[@xavierporter4528]

"Oh and Bella Thorne's here too." How did you just perfectly describe Bella's career?

[@flowergirl0525]

Xavier Porter LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@anonymous92388]

*oof*

[@anonymous92388]

i said oof out loud i swear.

[@gridlocke7255]

LOL

[@aaroncoatsfam9567]

Samara weaving I think that's how u spell her name lol she is the best part of this movie her sexy ass can make anything good just with how hot she is

[@gabrielbladh328]

James: plays 1 sec of smash mouth - All star KZbin: You weren't supposed to do that

[@ashtonropp7029]

mr worldwide mr worldwide even one “hey now” is too much

[@milkman-rl2sp]

Nihilistic Tenders underrated lol

[@rustinb8605]

mr worldwide mr worldwide 700th like

[@sewkrazy]

They said *HEY NOW, THATS ILLEGAL*

[@qwertek8413]

KZbin: Ahh, I can't believe you've done this.

[@entertainingshorts374]

bee: “now we need the blood of a virgin.” cole: *laughs demonically*

[@zariohazarta7797]

It was actually Melanie

[@themanwhowalkeddead925]

@@zariohazarta7797 no?

[@dieyng]

I like the Babysitter films, especially Robbie Amell's character, who genuinely seems to want to help the kid with his bully and is so weirdly supportive with him. And of course Samara Weaving kicks ass as always.

[@usamazahid3882]

Yeah, and apparently Cole began to channel his inner Rambo.

[@andpeggy6048]

He’s cool especially the second one.

[@brotherandsisterpower6054]

Same

[@Smiley0.1]

He wants to kill, he just doesn't want to kill a pussy.

[@rm4tt]

"I'm glad that character is gone." Babysitter Killer Queen: "Oh, about that..."

[@WappleFan]

BITES ZA DUSTO

[@surrk1057]

The Legittest of Dudes I did it, I activated it!

[@No.1MenLiker]

Lol

[@ankha8992]

I was like so suprised about Bella Thornes hair that changed in BKQ

[@shevonwragg7432]

Omg

[@BeamierBump80]

...and then Bea apparently dies. **doesn’t show kill count** me: _Did she though?_

[@bigchooc]

BeamierBump80 she got hit by the car in the house but she was alive after the credits

[@iatesoap2292]

You guys can’t really take a joke can you?

[@RR-mw1cu]

BeamierBump80 all I thought when I saw the comment was “High V-sauce Michael here,did the past really happen?”

[@elijahflores5503]

Nope

[@abdoulaye9543]

TheFlashDude201 this is a joke?

[@wrench3112]

I liked max mentoring Cole. It was a nice sweet moment that did kind of break the movies vibe for a good few minutes, but it Made me respect max and even a tad sad when he was put into the numbers

[@Lobxx1]

James commenting on how a 12 year old is too afraid to learn how to drive? *Me in my twenties, still learning how to drive* 😂😂

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

I'm 34 and never bothered learning to drive. 🤷‍♂️ Public transport + Shanks's Pony > Paying off a car loan.

[@dianakosianka5344]

Twelve is too young for even a learner's permit, let alone driving

[@triggerhappy4199]

I can relate going to be 19 in 2 weeks still don’t know shit about driving

[@madison2849]

I'm 74 and never got it😒 Lazy af ik ik🤣

[@sharynkerr8378]

Personally I'm 14 and driving scares me. I can't focus properly and aswell on a highway a rock too oddly big in a bad place at a bad time could cause death. That scares me aswell a bunch of what looks like meatheads not abiding road laws

[@vontavious777]

In my opinion max being proud of cole carries both of the movies

[@W1nt3erR0se]

For punching him

[@ecat1699]

Nout u

[@tristen4236]

100%

[@splatoon9072]

both?

[@ecat1699]

@@splatoon9072 maybe

[@rainbowfire6083]

Bee Babysitter: THE KILLER Ready or Not: THE VICTIM She’s really good at acting especially at murder movies

[@jessem7554]

Rainbow Fire ikr

[@cobes11]

Rainbow Fire Well, she is the killer in both

[@gmoney66]

And both involve deals with the Devil. Weird.

[@leighreynolds6352]

She did seem (rightfully) pretty messed up at the end of Ready or Not, maybe she got into the whole Satanism thing afterwards and became a babysitter? ;)

[@dengji1649]

i thought she is elsa jean

[@MegaAwesome1121]

Thinking back if Cole would’ve just stayed asleep, or continued to pretend to be asleep and not done anything the rest of the night he would’ve been completely fine 😂

[@jjsstikbotvideos4421]

That’s what I was thinking too!! I was screaming at him to just stay in the bed, or at the very least wait way longer to try to climb out the window (like listen to make sure Bee walked downstairs first so he could hear her steps if she came back up).

[@georgiastrimbu]

What if Melanie didn’t tell Cole to see what her babysitter was doing😨

[@jacksteel3171]

Then this movie would not of existed

[@plibbis]

@@jacksteel3171 well that also would have required that cole drank the alcahol

[@Biketogoback]

Time to nurd out here, if cole didnt do what melanie told him what to do, he would have taken the alcohol wich was druged, fell asleep and bea would have taken his blood, they would have done the sacrifice and carry one, in the movie we see bea fastly cover up the deaths in the house and its not unreasonable to beleave she done it before, as she said shes town hopped a few times and i think shes done the alcohol thing with cole before, so presumably done the ritual thing in that house before, might be wrong but oh well

[@Nycwallcrawler1382]

Why did she want him to see like wtf

[@pocketmarcy6990]

@@Nycwallcrawler1382 she didn’t know lol

[@dankenstein528]

"It's like the game glitched and killed the final boss for you." That got a good laugh out of me lol

[@joshgomestoo9624]

If he fell asleep he didn't have to witness all this. Moral of the story: go early to bed and mind your own business

[@ThePigeonmeister]

But he would of died because it says lets clean up the blood of the innocent

[@joshgomestoo9624]

@@ThePigeonmeister they just used a needle actually 😂

[@ThePigeonmeister]

diss game oops i thought they were gonna kill him i forgot 😅

[@joshgomestoo9624]

@@ThePigeonmeister no 😂😂. They just did it with a needle but he overeacted cause he didn't like needles 😂😂

[@No.1MenLiker]

Nah

[@strawboy814]

Wait, King Bach is here? "How much blood do you want?" Only a spoonful!

[@musicaraiza4375]

9:36 my puppy when someone new is in my house

[@p3buckz._]

😂

[@pastelicorngacha2164]

"Why is he shirtless?" "Thats your first question?"

[@divinenamekian]

Actually my second favorite moment In the movie

[@kiraaisling9603]

WøłfēAnims what’s your first?

[@divinenamekian]

Kira Aisling When Max was chasing cole...that conversation was a little funny

[@pastelicorngacha2164]

@@divinenamekian My favorite part was when that girl got shot in the b**b and she said "Can't I just put a tampon in it"

[@karlaltermann2350]

My favorite was when cole started to cut the the rope and then the screen pauses and its like pocket knife... Bitches

[@PurpleBox89]

I know these are terrible characters, in the sense of being annoying and such, but man, I kind of like Max. "Murder to mentor" and in the sequel, "I'm not even mad bro" or whatever he said, haha.

[@Maddie_Quinn]

I like all the characters tbh. (Except the girl cole kisses in the first movies dad and the annoying friends in the second

[@JustNovahh]

Max is played by a good actor too, Robbie Amell. The I’m not even mad bro really sold his character to me tbh.

[@channelboxboxy5403]

The characters may be cliché but they’re interesting enough to be perfectly fitting in a movie like this although I felt like the second one was Better the pacing was a lot less all over the place and it was much more funny even though the original is pretty funny

[@No.1MenLiker]

Yeah, max and John are my fav

[@Rileyrileyriley.]

Same

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

Cole is Kevin McCalister’s long-lost cousin

[@rebeccacullen1443]

No, Luke from "Better Watch Out" is

[@erikl1109]

This is such an underrated comment

[@lesbianinhaler]

YO! YOU KNOW HOME ALONE?

[@bea2860]

@@lesbianinhaler Doesn't everyone?

[@mrfancymonke8919]

Luke is

[@ThisMan708]

I feel like the Babysitter movie is a rare horror movie to talk about.

[@giostop1094]

Word

[@GarlickBred]

“Sonia, a gothy member of the cult with some pitch perfect style” *I see what he did there*

[@dotunfadairo8496]

I came looking for this comment! Awesome

[@fadedplayz8310]

Lol

[@lilautismofficial5768]

Andie Ngo she was the quiet girl right? I cant remember 😂

[@GarlickBred]

@@lilautismofficial5768 she was the quiet weird one

[@rayyanali4471]

?

[@D0CT0RS133P]

“That would suck” “Really? Would it suck as much as this dialogue?” I am dying! 😂

[@louisemartin1781]

.

[@louisemartin1781]

?

[@alias4795]

You should hurry to a hospital bro

[@BJE_LFC]

@@alias4795 your name is noice

[@jesselyon4364]

Max really had the best of respect for the kid he went straight for killer to mentor and when the kid finally stood up for himself max yelled yes like he was happy for the kid finally standing up for himself

[@_lilly_eva]

I absolutely adore The Babysitter. It’s a fun film for when you just want some laughs and gore, but it’s not something ideal to watch if you want horror

[@zaynes5094]

Go to The Shining or Poltergeist. Even Signs is one I like to go back to and rewatch just for fun. The original Ju-On The Grudge. While it is a very very low budget horror, it's a classic and they more than made up with scaring the crap out of me when I was 13. Japanese horror movie directors really just know how to scare people.

[@kj_stylin9084]

This movie wasn't even scary It was flippin hilarious

[@thecritic5284]

CYCLONE VORTEX I KNOW RIGHT

[@kj_stylin9084]

@@thecritic5284 RIGHT

[@jakehamilton8128]

I agree. I loved it I thought I was gonna hate it

[@veryneff8411]

@RipMudafuka69 MLG it's like you better watch out which was great

[@aaroncoatsfam9567]

Yea I think it was supposed to be more of a comedy horror like tucker and dale vs evil instead of just a straight up horror movie

[@mrnobody8941]

Gotta watch this fast before youtube randomly decides to remove this video.

[@mashachan2437]

Mr Nobody exactly what I did 🤣🤣 my nap can wait

[@mr.skellix7197]

Lol

[@alexspaulding3775]

Lol, yeah

[@mrnobody8941]

@@IamTheCure04 thats what you think...

[@minaashido8607]

Yee

[@naomidenisecappo8027]

Bro....how Max is so happy and proud that Cole is starting to man up always gets me laughing!!!

[@lilpunk9341]

I find it hilarious how Cole keeps falling from ridiculous heights.

[@TR0VEX.]

Better get to this before it gets taken down 😂

[@pwolfie8603]

Yea

[@bloodandiron458]

@@pwolfie8603 ura gatcha youtuber dont talk

[@paddyshotgun1792]

@@bloodandiron458 true.

[@ghostgawzilly93]

Cocendau Valentin no u

[@ghostgawzilly93]

Watermelon With butter no u

[@Genevieve0880]

"Maybe you should be scared, kid. Scared of that... Title cardddd". I love it when the title card is mentioned.

[@Mxliknus]

I love it how in part 1 bee is trying to kill him but in part 2 they forgive her- bro she tried to KILL you and they be like: yeah its fine you good

[@W1nt3erR0se]

She had too and she really doesn't want to kill him caus their best friends the devil told her to do it

[@TheBioticJoker]

Gore is great, James, but I started salivating when you said "Samara Weaving." ... I couldn't figure out how to say that in a way that didn't sound like a shitty 80's sleeze character, but whatever.

[@thatgentlemantempest2648]

James: doesn't count Bee Me: I feel a strange disturbance in the force

[@rasputin8415]

*Bea

[@jaydenfc555]

@@rasputin8415 Sorry To Break It To You But..... Its Bee

[@julianwilson9537]

Bea didn't die?

[@bigdanslivestreams4060]

@@julianwilson9537 it's called watching the WHOLE video 🤦🤦😂😂😂

[@scooter6224]

Yeah 😝😝😝

[@bittxx3574]

"E.T Grow bone amiright?" -James Janisse, 2019

[@MangoeSundae]

me when I raid Area 51 with the boiis

[@Avocado11]

And James made me think of that ET porn, thanks a lot.

[@comradedyatlov4143]

@@Avocado11 oh shit you made ME think of that!

[@memeeater341]

This kid must've drank holy water before killing them

[@handy6003]

8:52 why did that make me laugh so hard 🤣

[@theh0pester929]

Dead Meat: *Shows kills* Found Flix: *Explains plot* Me: *Waits for both to make videos on the same film*

[@xd_mystyyyyy]

Ender Bear Dead meat does both simultaneously

[@Kevoonio]

CoreyDaDestroyer And Dead Meat has audio

[@Dansanity]

Is found flix good never seen it

[@Daniel-cq4mf]

I enjoy the videos. Idk if it's universal though.

[@juliusejudo]

@@Dansanity Its pretty good. the guy does great analysis of the movies, here James is the comedy king

[@maximilianocervantes5447]

Wait so he killed a whole group a teens but couldn’t even hurt his bully?

[@windwaker407]

To be fair... Allison was killed by Bea Max died by accident John's death also seemed accidental So he only killed Sonya, actually, and that was with an explosive So unless he was actually planning on murdering his bully with some sort of explosives, yeah, no duh he wasn't able to hurt his bully

[@maximilianocervantes5447]

windwaker407 well let me put it this way He killed A teenager but couldn’t hurt a kid who was the same age

[@windwaker407]

@@maximilianocervantes5447 Again.... no duh. He killed a teenager by literally blowing her up. He survived by smarts, not brute force. He's not some martial artist or expert fighter, so of course he can't hurt a kid who's the same age when given nothing but his bare hands. That's like saying "Oh, a kid was able to shoot a home invader but he couldn't beat up his bully?" as if those two skills correlate.

[@sherbs7890]

yes

[@madeliefynana]

@@windwaker407 I guess you don't get invited to parties that much, huh?

[@aspin_]

This is my comfort movie. I’m aware it sucks, I still freaking love it and I watch it whenever I’m sad or lonely. I love it so much

[@Yntag]

I disagree I think it’s a pretty funny movie and it’s pretty suspenseful.

[@D3M0NZ117]

A full 3 years and still watching this channel. Thank you James for so much entertainment! We all love and support you!😊

[@Saltyaf38]

I watched a full tik tok ad for you. The sacrifices I've made for you.

[@Sebastian-oi2hx]

You poor child

[@uwuferret3002]

Carefully, he's a hero.

[@thatthunder3399]

Oof

[@americanfishing3785]

Bless your heart

[@lindsay8320]

Jesus...

[@sarkpuppet81]

Dead meat: puts 1 sec or all star Umg: allow me to introduce myself

[@redacted2671]

he put 1 sec of all star because he does not want to be copyrighted :/

[@OMGitzpeyton]

@@redacted2671 you dont get the joke 🤦‍♂️

[@dustbargames6371]

Jayden Crouoch lemme end this whole mans career r/wooosh

[@KkawaiiPotato]

What's umg?

[@bored._.ghouls]

@@KkawaiiPotato Universal Music Group. I think

[@RoseJacqueline426]

Cole running away from the guy hanging from the tree back to that house was beautifully shot.

[@ParanoidBigfoot]

"Clayton'd on his way down" James, that's exactly what I thought when that had happened to Max. No seriously, Clayton was on my mind when that had happened XD

[@AaronDaDon]

"And now he will have his respect while he murders you" 😂😂😂

[@kehrbotrsupporter5097]

Its not about survival its about the respect that you make along the way

[@wowza3294]

@@kehrbotrsupporter5097 we dont need you youtube historians

[@rtdejimasan893]

@Wowza ! We don’t need your criticism.

[@wowza3294]

@@rtdejimasan893 we don't need your judgement

[@Blazecap]

“Tightly clutching this blanket and D”- James 2019

[@mochimayne]

💀💀💀

[@moirakizito4828]

😂😂😂

[@axelnilsson5124]

🤣🤣🤣 best comment on this channel (probably even more than “leatherface heads back to the metal door and tries to dance it open”)

[@joshsmithandrew]

Bella Thorne has dyslexia so when she couldn’t say “Sacrifice Samuel” it wasn’t her fault

[@skyslicer1979]

the babysitter discription: Home alone but with gore and rated R.

[@jeffthemercenary]

And the police actually do something

[@user-rr4xn9xq4x]

true...so true

[@liamaltork2551]

Actually, this movie is rated TV-MA

[@skyslicer1979]

@@liamaltork2551 cool story bro

[@eldankdoge]

@@jeffthemercenary one of the robbers was acting like a police officer so he fine

[@bskilla4892]

I really liked this movie. Not a great movie, but a fun watch.

[@officialdababy6346]

Ya same I don't know why people hate I think it's a ok movie

[@Hyd3Hid3]

BS Killa oh hey same.

[@genieglasslamp5028]

I really liked it.

[@GamingKing-rd8py]

I enjoyed the stupidity of it, but I can understand those who don't

[@PedroSanchez-oz2qz]

Agreed

[@tristanallen7656]

James: Doesn’t put someone on the count when they “die” Me: “Something’s wrong, I can feel it.”

[@josiahmartinez8678]

Tristan Allen gay repost

[@JB-gu1xe]

Tristan Allen nice stolen comment

[@susdestroyer602]

@@JB-gu1xe SToLeN CoMmEnT....yeah yeah we know...

[@BakedBeanzBoi_]

@@JB-gu1xe actually, this was 1 month ago, and the other guy was 2 months ago

[@localfagservices]

@@BakedBeanzBoi_ 👏🏼

[@HarpaxA]

@9:55 : Thanks for pointing out that Max looks like Tom Cruise, so it wasn't me Also Bee is kinda like Margot Robbie

[@dermotmcguire4430]

As a new subscriber, I just wanna say how fantastic the things that I have watched have has been. I love that not only do you do a kill count but you also describe in great detail about the movies with you like or hate with a brilliant funny energetic style😁

[@kingstonflorance]

James: Do tarantulas even live outside of pet stores and jungles? Me: There's this place called Australia

[@andrewegan9403]

Kingston Florance Australia doesn’t exist

[@michaelwoods6272]

Kingston Florance One of the only non poverty stricken countries I’ll never go to

[@jadebeason7552]

And New Mexico, Arizona, and south Texas

[@brianmccracken4880]

And Missouri, Kansas and Arkansas

[@straleeee4577]

@@andrewegan9403 also girls dont exist

[@darkmanycz]

And I thought Vicky from The Fairly Oddparents was brutal

[@redscarprductins7012]

😂😂😂😂

[@theblackbaron4119]

Bed twirp!

[@goobing]

She just dyed her hair blond

[@valentingrimaldo1714]

Lol

[@racquelgarcia6711]

@Joseph Stalin you little!!!

[@frankensteinlives]

"Now you'll have his respect when he murders you " is the funniest line tysm

[@chicodepuertorico1450]

This and the sequel are dope AF!

[@fckgooogle1000x]

The shirtless guy with abs is basically discount Tom Cruise

[@MarioBario]

Cousin to Stephen amell, the main actor from the show Arrow

[@marshymooo9312]

@@MarioBario i mean could just call him robbie amell he is stil famous

[@Washthedamndishes]

Stone Heads Group max

[@mulder801]

Lmao this is what i think

[@ringocharmley3941]

Onision anyone?

[@jamesgreen9480]

Worst babysitter ever? You clearly havent seen annabelle comes home

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

james green the actual babysitter wasn’t bad, it was her friend who was annoying and stupid.

[@sokon2886]

We don't talk about that train wreck

[@alphabroncotwozero392]

Yeah that film was dogshit. Only the primary conjuring series is good, all the spin offs are shit

[@Richard_Brown]

@@sokon2886 jokes on you James and Chelsea liked it alot

[@sokon2886]

@@Richard_Brown I know dat

[@Leonz-G4NG]

They're all Comedy and Horror... I love it 🎷🎺

[@Acoustict]

Great video! I love your enthusiasm and comedy. Thanks for making me laugh… and giving me the Kill Count!!

[@dunce8295]

1:10 That's where you're wrong James, I started salivating as soon as you mentioned All Star

[@Light-kc9gd]

This movie was a lot more than a boy turning into a man, it’s about a boy overcoming his greatest fears, throughout the movie you learn what he’s scared of, like the beginning when he is scared of the needle or when he’s with his mother and freaks out over a spider, and when he is with his dad and doesn’t want to drive because he is scared, and throughout the movie he overcomes those things, like when they drew blood from him how he was completely still, and in the crawl space when there is spiders crawling all over his blanket and obviously the car through the house. Also you never talked about the wishes everyone wants, like how one of them wasn’t there for a wish but to just kill people for fun, and also how the ending explains how Bee has done the ritual before, and wished for immortality.

[@DeadMeat]

Solid comment, wish I had taken the time to point out those specifics. I was worried about getting too bogged down with plot in this episode but the specific fears thing would have been worth including, I apologize that I didn't.

[@dee_the_bee3772]

I agree this Movie had a nice "semi Plot" making it fun to watch

[@brendanorourke3791]

Dead meat love the kill counts

[@nigganews7443]

I just realized that she did finish the ritual thanks Connor Ogden

[@pentagon815]

Dead Meat it’s okay James

[@nomore986]

4:15 is the most replayed part of this video. Yeah, that adds up.

[@sixthswan9836]

R.I.P. Steve Harwell, may you rest forevermore with those you love. You will be missed ❤

[@urnormalfan3672]

He is still an All-Star in our heart

[@grimble6969]

James should 100% do The Babysitter: Killer Queen now-

[@glyphhs5718]

ikr, there are so many plot twists in the movie, I am pretty sure that James would like it

[@marywilliams6788]

Cultural Sugar can you leave? james is the sweetest, and if you don’t think so, why are you on his channel?

[@cultureofignorance4410]

@@marywilliams6788 He usually makes solid content but his feelings about this movie ruined this particular video for me. I feel another video about this movie series will be more of the same. It's an opinion. Sometimes they're different from yours. I'm allowed to not like everything a content creator puts out. Stop gatekeeping.

[@marywilliams6788]

Cultural Sugar so his feelings about a particular movie and/or series changed how you feel? and then you tell ME that’s it’s an opinion? mmm, you’re being a tad hypocritical.

[@cultureofignorance4410]

@@marywilliams6788 It's not remotely hypocritical. I don't even know what your arguement is at this point.

[@dbevans1328]

"A firework he calls the fat D (D as in dragon" LMFAO

[@XgtfontanaX]

that’s what she said

[@bl5533]

Xcorg 723 lmao

[@dbevans1328]

@@XgtfontanaX that's what they said

[@dbevans1328]

When she gives a name to her baby holders

[@darthlazurus4382]

I genuinely love the Babysitter films. They are fun! We are allowed tae have fun!

[@caleboliver241]

ok it’s 2023, i haven’t watched this amazing channel since 2022 and i absolutely loved coming back to the channel to watch this video. great vid!

[@hermanydiaz1300]

The last time I was this early “it follows” wasn’t taken down yet

[@duhduck1018]

Ayyyyyy xD

[@cyberlof4135]

Same.

[@Tyribinal]

Haha same

[@Jack-qu9tr]

*oof*

[@Jade-cg3sm]

Me too i was early and i was like " i least i already watched it"

[@ghosty2110]

Best Scene of the movie *Cole wakes up and sees man with no shirt* “Why are you shirtless?”

[@gloopy4535]

“That’s your first question?”

[@adaon2282]

Seeing man you’ve never met before standing over you with a shirt: ✅ Seeing man you’ve never met before standing over you without a shirt: ❌

[@noble_six826]

Yah why is he shirtless

[@rickandmortyrickrickrickri5015]

Why he be shirtless doe

[@brotherandsisterpower6054]

Fr

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

James- “… Full grown tarantulas? Do those even live outside of jungles and pet stores?” Well let me tell you about Oklahoma James.

[@masterbuilderproductions]

When you said D&D campaign, I was so happy! You have gained my respect

[@JackAttacksYT]

Everyone: King Bach James: *KiNg BoCk*

[@santazdad4142]

@MB And yet King bOcK isn't?? 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@maddog3887]

Jack Attack Fr like TF say it right if you are going to

[@didyoudothat3196]

Jack Attack yeeessas

[@mmmmm4932]

@@santazdad4142 Bohcht is stupid, bock sounds wayy better.

[@SpinningTurtle66]

Have you never heard of Bach?

[@williammcintosh5204]

It’s really just dawned on me as I’m watching this; I’m not sure why I actually like this channel so much I don’t really like horror, not a big fan of kills, don’t care for gore Yet I can’t stop watching them. James you charismatic bastard.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

That is a perfect example of how having a kick ass personality can make anyone and anything appealing

[@blankblank5409]

Its james

[@johnbigwick3027]

Same. It took me 3 years to bring my self to watch A Quite Place lol.

[@hylianhero1921]

I can't stand gore, but his videos are fun to watch. He's got a great personality

[@DG-ez4bo]

@@johnbigwick3027 It took me 3 weeks to forget it. Why do people in such hostile worlds want to live so badly? It makes zero sense

[@superfardmansvideodump5172]

"only a spoon full"-king bach's friend

[@NotFNF_LEGAND]

I love every time he says “let’s get to the kills”

[@rhianturner7812]

"You started salivating as soon as I mentioned gore." - correction, I started salivating as soon as you mentioned Samara Weaving

[@raptorjesus5870]

I started salivating when I saw the thumbnail

[@her.nxtdoor9385]

I read this as soon as he said this lmao it scared the shit out of me😭

[@LordMalice6d9]

She's a 6 out of 10. I have high standards.

[@toastom]

It's like you read my mind lol

[@raptorjesus5870]

Shes 8/10 at least.

[@ammarsiddiqui3586]

i honestly love your commentary and jokes.they make these kill counts really enjoyable

[@forknifecapt.2410]

Agreed I like when he gives fun facts about the movie

[@SUP3R2069]

Me too. before he made the Texas chainsaw massacre kill counts I tried watching another kill count on it but I couldn't even watch 6 seconds of it without clicking off because it's so boring watching a kill count without James.

[@realpotatochipfr]

Right?!

[@LiTTleGaBi21]

It sure makes people getting killed funny! hehe ok

[@vincent8286]

Love your channel. I've watched alot of these movies cause of it. Thanks 👍👍😆

[@Sergio_Arts]

“Until next time I’m James A. Jenisse” Wait- so he changes every time? Dang.. he always introduces himself as James A. Jenisse though…

[@awesomea_4813]

“He also directed the video for a little smash mouth song you *may* have heard of-“ May? Sir I’ll have you know I constantly listen to this song while eating onions.

[@xondeya]

ONIONS HAVE LEIYAHS

[@imjordan6168]

*laughs nervously*

[@tabs3291]

but while eating onions do you count the layers of the onion?

[@sarkpuppet81]

Raw onions

[@nievesofficial]

haha so funny...

[@axelnilsson5124]

James: *hates teenagers doing references* Also James: *does references*

[@jozzzlyn]

theyre tasteful, well written puns so he gets a pass

[@Mendejito]

Right that was wierd 😂

[@topic260]

But James's references actually blend in well

[@Mendejito]

Topic i think they both do, I get James references and like em but I feel the same bout the references in the movie, got em and like em

[@grilsonderdebrug2393]

I liked the one with pitch perfect style

[@moonstruck1215]

Kinda sad he didnt name Robbie Amell at all. Especially cuz he's been in a while bunch of stuff.

[@ctakitimu]

He's like Chris Hemsworth's brother, whatever his name is

[@avialovesurmom9940]

i love how james says that the plant is drunk 💀

[@jakiller7]

Resident tarantula hobbyist here, tarantulas live in jungles, forests, deserts, and plains, and sometimes wander into human residential areas due to invading their environment. The tarantulas used in this movie are the Mexican Red Knee, or Brachypelma Hamorrii, which were the same type of tarantulas used in Indiana Jones.

[@MorrisseyMuse]

The only thing I really know about tarantulas is the red knees are apparently the more docile of the species? probably best if you're acting with them I guess! lol

[@exquisitecorpse__]

I don't like tarantulas.

[@jakiller7]

@@MorrisseyMuse Yup! It's a new world species and new world species typically tend to be more docile than old world species.

[@CC-oo7yz]

Got a Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens and a Lasiodora parahybana. They're my babes!!! Tarantula's are such amazing, beautiful and interesting creatures! I wish people would give them more of a chance.

[@exquisitecorpse__]

@@CC-oo7yz any creature with more than 6 legs and 2 eyes is best relocated under a mallet.

[@alek40]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Not even a microbe: Allison with no blood on her: i gOt sAcRiFiCeD sAmUeL aLl OvEr mE

[@pyromaniaxe1187]

Actually she had like one or two drops of blood on her yellow jacket

[@alek40]

@@pyromaniaxe1187 True, I just wasn't really going into details.

[@pyromaniaxe1187]

@@alek40 true

[@reqon17]

When Bella Thorne said Sacrifice Thmamial I laughed so hard.

[@BrianBlaynolds]

Wait I thought she said sacrifice sanuial

[@blayneownby214]

So many good references in this one

[@ebonih8460]

"this Tom Cruise lookin' muthafuka" this is the perfect way of describing him

[@tyriongambly3134]

The way he said that had me crackin up

[@TimedRevolver]

That guy is Robbie Amell, cousin of Stephen Amell. The guy who played Oliver Queen on Arrow and Casey Jones in the CG Bay Turtle movies. He was also briefly Firestorm in The Flash.

[@deanwinchester8650]

@@TimedRevolver ollie was played by stephen, and this was Ronnie

[@JoshuaFCB]

He is Ronnie from the flash

[@TimedRevolver]

@@deanwinchester8650 Yes, I know. I was saying he's the cousin of the guy who played Oliver and Casey. Just worded it like shit.

[@alisterfolson]

*Immediately goes to wikipedia to see if that *Weaving Girl* is related to actor Hugo Weaving.... she's his niece*

[@JokerScars69]

*Immediately goes to Google to see if she has nudes. She Does.

[@AJA3795]

@@JokerScars69 Not all heros wear capes. 🙌

[@3rikk794]

JokerScars69 omg she actually does😲😂

[@echoes6639]

WHY MR ANDERSON WHY WHY WHY

[@RikuVA]

JokerScars69 My issue is.......she’s got his face. Like, she’s attractive but _Mr. Megatron’s face_

[@ShadowMachine00]

Max is the best character. The " not even mad bro " scene in the sequel was hilarious.

[@ppmaster-]

It has always peeved me so hard that cole never just runs away 😭 especially in the sense where the cops get shot like the front door was right there and open 💀

[@essentialgamer_yt_]

Girl from shake it up King Bach And the girl from pitch perfect Lmao Holy shit!!! 1.4k likes, thanks

[@dominante1901]

That's Robbie Amell, not Freddie Prince jr btw

[@parklandshootingarchives1102]

Cameron Boyce in the middle of the night: *Shake it up*

[@Kerosene.]

I just realized it...

[@blueismylove3128]

No one is gonna talk about how he pronunced King Bach?

[@clorobec2625]

memes bruhhhhh

[@xx_master_xx4352]

911: Hello ,911,Whats your emergency? Kid: "There is a shirtless man,trying to kill me! 911: *Ends call*

[@becauseimbatman7551]

Alternate timeline Cole: calls 911 911: 911 whats your emergancy? Cole: there is an insane shirtless man trying to kill me! 911:send's a s.w.a.t team raid.

[@skibidiohiogodsigmarizz124]

Beanos😄😄😄😄

[@scottscott8711]

911:hello Whats your emergency? kid:There is a shirtless man,trying to kill me! 911:ooooook soooooo

[@itachitwomoons4717]

Wtf

[@deeya]

911: Hello ,911,Whats your emergency? Kid: "I'm 12 and there is a shirtless man chasing me! " 911: **Sends Chris Hansen along with a SWAT team**

[@dragonfly3667]

I’m about to start a babysitting gig and this is exactly what I needed.

[@randomhuman5714]

James: does that suck as much as this dialogue? video: time for an ad me: yes very much so

[@aalllllllexx]

I was honestly a huge fan of this movie I laughed through the whole thing. Big fan of horror comedy

[@shadowspector3611]

What were your thoughts on Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky?

[@nataliasproofs7102]

Allison same I laughed my head out

[@NachozMan]

I loved this movie too

[@harrymintz9960]

This movie is just “it’s so bad it’s good”

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Me too

[@drakedadragon6579]

Bee “dies” No kill counted Me: “Something wrong here

[@valentines_violence1647]

now this is an avengers level threat

[@its_e1718]

Dude u legit copied someones comment wanabee

[@phisograph]

@@its_e1718 Benefit of the doubt, man.

[@nathanalexjamesd.narvasa9986]

She wasnt killed

[@nathanalexjamesd.narvasa9986]

Did u see the cutscene?

[@oxfopee]

THIS is what I call a good comedy horror movie!