Debunking yet another dumb conspiracy slideshow

This might be the worst conspiracy slideshow I've ever seen, and it's not even close. What does the scuba slide mean? Why does everyone look at terrace farming and think of giants? #conpiracy #slideshow #debunked #truth #idk #history

[@Bionicneobeak]

Swimming was invented in the late 1800s

[@Menamphetamine]

❌ (It was invented in 2014)

[@bugjams]

The lateteen hundreds

[@CATONWATERMELON2]

Mfs in 1799:

[@WaffleMelonChannel]

It was invented by Darwin Swim, a snake oil salesman who was finding ways to charge people more for water usage

[@nomadic-jack8865]

*HOW DID THEY KNOW??? 😮😮😮😮*

[@VeilVametia]

I guess the Egyptian thing is about how amazing it is the Egyptians were able to carve such symmetrical statues with such early technology

[@lilyofluck371]

That was my guess too. But like, you don't need complicated technology to eyeball the center of something. Like, it's probably someone's whole job, they're probably used to it by now. And without units, we can't really know how perfect it even is.

[@lolasdm6959]

@@lilyofluck371 My brother in christ have you seen a fcing ruler before?

[@lilyofluck371]

@@lolasdm6959 Hey, no need for the hostility. Also, they would be the ones who would have to _make_ the ruler in the first place,,, it's not like they're grown on trees with perfect spacing pre-packaged

[@lolasdm6959]

@@lilyofluck371 Yeah I just found it a little funny you thought it was more complicated than using a big ruler. If you look at ancient Egyptian measurements it's just: Digit, fist, palm, pole, rod etc. Like you could have the capital just make sticks of the same length, then send it to different governers. Now the entire Egyptian kingdom has a uniform measurement called "stick"!

[@lilyofluck371]

@@lolasdm6959 Without modern industry the sizes aren't going to be perfectly the same. That's the entire point of why the symmetry is (allegedly) impressive. Honestly, all it would be doing is making the eye-ing solution I proposed have to happen earlier in the process of making the statue. Also, using a big ruler isn't more simple than "just eyeing it." What the hell are you on? Either you're underestimating the complexity of making a replicateable measuring device or you're overestimating the complexity of just looking at something

[@trungkien4187]

This is honestly the best hidden gem channel i have ever found

[@Sedge2]

whats even worse is the "architectural terraces" image in the last one undoubtedly was meant to be in reference to those steps being AGRICULTURAL terraces, they got the word wrong

[@TulipCD]

This reminds me of those videos about "Denver Airport" which I think is ridiculous it's like "look at these paintings here that show bizarre things" they talk about these paintings as if they had appeared on the walls, but they are the work of an artist known for make this type of art, or the horse that people say "he killed his creator and is called blucifer" Dude, the statue fell on top of the guy, but they talk like it attacked, and the name blucifer isn't even his real name, his real name is just "blue mustang" but if you say to a conspiracist that he is wrong, they call you a weak-headed "sheep", who has been brainwashed, since they are the ones who believe in anything half-assed based on nothing, there has come a point that the flat-earthers are the lightest type of conspiracist

[@quempire2656]

Flat earthers is a psyop to make “ conspiracists “ look stupid

[@arandomsupra]

Conspiracy theorists are pessimists who look at everything and only say "what is the government planning". Such a horrible way to live your life. What if people just wanted to put some cool art in an airport twice the size of manhattan?

[@CapybaraLord75]

At least flat earthers could be right, a one In a trillion chance but you know they could actually be right and every scientist was apparently wrong. These slideshows cannot be true because the majority of the time they aren't even saying something that we don't know

[@anondimwit]

@@CapybaraLord75 we can see earth from space

[@CapybaraLord75]

@@anondimwit a flat earther could argue that no ordinary person has gone to space, so they could be in on the lie. Still, that might change in the near future

[@Z5-XB]

2:30 Isn’t it literal middle school knowledge those are Terrence farms?

[@Glyph8888]

yea. conspiracy theorists arent rational people though

[@DMZZ_DZDM]

GIANT STEPS? JOHN COLTRANE REFERENCE??

[@Dan-ih6ns]

HOW DID THEY KNOW??

[@arandomsupra]

Giant steps but its a temple of the gods

[@plantain.1739]

THE ANCIENT PERUVIANS PREDICTED JAZZ?!?!?!?

[@Dawg347]

You will not get a hit From the baggage of the gods.

[@mrt1880]

DO NOT DENY ME MY TOTE (intense punching)

[@Assadul-Naml]

1:45 Nisroch is rocking that LV bag like a literal god.

[@casualfluufy_nes7471]

Face one isn't even centered.

[@sceneshootergirl88]

honestly the low quality makez it even better >_

[@disgoop]

Ea, lord of the depths predicted scuba diving by taking a dip

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

0:11 the monument on the left ('Sverd i Fjell' in Norway) was built in 1983, are they seriously suggesting we had giants as late as the 1980s and nobody bothered to make a note of it

[@AttemptedBattery]

ENIGMATIC HANDBAGS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@TheAutisticFrog]

milo inspired?

[@BuckBlaziken]

I think the facial measurement one is trying to point out how perfectly even the statue’s face is. I could be wrong but that’s my guess

[@axr6327]

I subbed for these! Looking forward to more.

[@rotomfan63]

Also the Sumeria bag in almost all times nuts go for it it's not even a bag. It is a bucket. A symbol of civilization and life giving cause of how humans need water and also how rivers were where all the big settlements were and often times still are. Mesopotamia means between two rivers after all

[@highbrow2373]

If the steps were that bug for giants, theyd sink, because its loose dirt. For FARMINGTON

[@ajzeg01]

If giants actually existed, they would be crushed under the weight of their own bodies.

[@Marder_IFV]

2:25 jesus, milo already debunked this, if these were really steps for giants why would they be going off a hill? Conspiracy theorists i swear

[@josephlucatorto4772]

This is cool but why did you open with "some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce" 🤨

[@TurtleShroom3]

Why are yyou laughing at the "what Stonehenge might have originally looked like" one.

[@eugenekrabs141]

Ok I am pretty sure this one was a joke and you just took it too seriously. Although I have seen stupider things be said unironically so maybe

[@agustinbarquero8898]

No. These are not jokes.

[@eugenekrabs141]

@@agustinbarquero8898 How do you know that?

[@lucastheunfunnyguy]

The how did they know image feels like a shitpost

[@curtisplays21]

The swimming thing is just a fucking shit post bro I can't "HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?!" 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@gianpierolafornara1708]

But real tho 0:12 why is that rock cut in half? The rock exists i've seen photos

[@kimberlylewistyner2070]

0:28 ummmm😂

[@rowandunning6877]

Wow! I can’t believe it! Bag of the gods!

[@stanxd0]

This is great

[@JaiAcuneIdeeQuoiMettreIci]

Some of these Haven be jokes.

[@millo7295]

Maybe that dude who failed art class was right. . . But I will not admit it with confidence

[@ismaelerecca1861]

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[@jeffhardee54]

Next people are gunna say "bags of the gods actually had weed in them to help normies get to the same plane as them and hang out and stuff" I tried my best to sound like a dumb tiktok influencer

[@bobsbuurgers3714]

Not so fast... Supposedly if you measure certain statues some are actually perfectly symmetrical. Which as we all know is impossible by human hands which implies machining. Main stream science says all they had was pullies and copper chisels... Lmfao😂 And there are tool marks to back up the claims. But i do not have high powered measuring equipment or access to ancient Egyptian artifacts so i cannot confirm "perfect symmetry". And as we know Egypt doesn't let westerners explore freely so we will continue to have conspiracy theories until Egypt is ready to act like adults about it.

[@samsmoms4914]

ok 🆗

[@deezboyeed6764]

Wait till they discover mathmatics