Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special

Don't cry on your wedding day, because if your wife is like Matt Bergman's wife she will never let you forget it, even if you're just crying about a night terror. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Matt Bergman, Matt breaks down everything from crying at his wedding, to calling an old woman sugar bear and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@MonkyDollqueen]

Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.

[@HoldingTheLight]

🌎♥️🌎♥️beautiful

[@carlakool3782]

I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!

[@tinaroy1038]

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[@theonetruesarauniya]

He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.

[@rozannmoake8146]

I’ve never laughed so hard!!! 1/2 way through, the hug story is the best!!!!!!! I have a couple similar stories. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@yaboib3074]

Love how hes growing out the bangs....

[@Xioaqua88]

😂😂

[@lioness3963]

Ssscorch

[@Chuloon]

He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Phew!

[@cayannap6752]

The failed handshake tickle hug made me laugh so hard it hurt all over.

[@mattbergmancomedy]

🙏🙏

[@shaunaleessnackidies]

Literally had a black lab named sugar bear 🤣 great job, very funny!

[@susanmercurio1060]

36 isn't THAT much older than 29

[@EweChewBrrr01]

So your Matt Bergmans wife. Nice to meet you. :P

[@qillir7]

Unless he met her when he was 20)

[@ieatthebooty2494]

Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.

[@DragonsOfSnow]

Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!

[@ieatthebooty2494]

@@DragonsOfSnow when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.

[@RazmiWellness]

I'm married to a Bergman and making it weird is DEFINITELY a "Bergman guarantee"! When I first met my husband, I went to shake his hand and he looked like he was going to hug me so I said, "Oh, going in for the hug?". He was awkward and cute and the rest is history.

[@rickyspanish492]

The ending bit was my favorite, wasn't sure where you'd go with it but thay was a hilarious path to take! 😂 What a wonderfully relaxed stage presence! Thanks Dry Bar and thanks Matt for a really great set!

[@MastercubGPK]

We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!

[@melissajones6]

Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼

[@MastercubGPK]

@@melissajones6 Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?

[@tugadog9178]

I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.

[@twilson377]

Your divorce should be coming up very soon.

[@juliejustus6878]

Congratulations! Praying for you and your family

[@bryttweech9707]

Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.

[@billross9744]

Thanks!

[@drivebyquipper]

I never cried at a wedding until I had been married for 15 years. Lol!

[@stravagantares]

Aaaaaaa adorably funny! Love his stand up! 😊

[@samirsmudge]

Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.

[@daniellad.6797]

Matt that was amazing ! I had a brilliant time listening to it while working …I really laughed my head off

[@seheabol]

That was AWESOME. My speed right there

[@thebovineavenger]

NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.

[@mattbergmancomedy]

I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere

[@dianedonohue9855]

Great comedian, material and delivery - exemplary! 👍

[@mattbergmancomedy]

🙏🙏

[@georgiegal6745]

Should've had a teaching assistant like me! Students in my high school were turds to my fave teacher, who I happened to be TA for my senior year. So one day when the teach stepped out, I dropped a little threat that I was the one grading their papers. Silence. After that I'd give just a quick "Ahem" and a little paperwork fluttering and they'd behave lol Yeah, as the old saying went, Homie don't play! (P.S. I wouldn't have really done it, but I didn't like most of them so it was a decent threat! Lol)

[@maryksnyder1155]

Hysterical! Ty 😂🤪

[@KenanTurkiye]

0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))

[@mnix5427]

“We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂

[@haunted_lunchbox]

This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁

[@Agrarius24]

This is awesome!

[@dollystyx4632]

Why couldn't it have been Grandma, just cracked me up!

[@coleengoodell7523]

This was great fun.

[@deborahadcock978]

He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@daveycrockett808]

Funny guy! good flow

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.

[@LoudLin86]

So good!

[@mznaeture]

What's THAT?! Backsweat alreadyyy 😂

[@creampuff966]

Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!

[@CaribbeanQueen72xx]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@andreatrue3054]

I give him a 10!

[@johnjesusiskingofkings1770]

Matt had me laughing for sure! Happy Friday

[@robertjohnson8543]

After 25 years married...now I cry asking ''why?'' ''why?''

[@colleens1878]

Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Thanks! That means a lot!

[@ieatthebooty2494]

Absolutely great lol

[@justicejoycetv]

If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.

[@justicejoycetv]

@@jessiejeanne9717 Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

@@justicejoycetv he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".

[@twilson377]

Matt is super cute and sexy... and I'm a guy.

[@justicejoycetv]

@@twilson377 No arguments 👌🏿

[@schadowolf]

Loved the set!

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

😁 There were a few moments..lol😆

[@kyled.4889]

Loved this guy 😆

[@chitowntexan]

😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy

[@annebruecks7381]

I’ve been guilty of the triple-thank you wave haha!!

[@TimothyWallace1953]

Dogs are some of the best people you can know.

[@disaffectednarcmagnet2305]

I agree! The more I know what some people are capable of, the more I love and appreciate my dog.

[@josephdettloffiii2028]

Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Yes!!

[@andayimushenye9839]

Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.

[@disaffectednarcmagnet2305]

@@andayimushenye9839 It depends on the human.

[@mamastern]

10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆

[@marlahudgins7038]

I love this guy

[@MH-iq5mx]

Hilarious 😂

[@alex16cole]

Nice

[@leticiavallejo7914]

🤣Funny guy!

[@mattbergmancomedy]

🙏🙏🙏

[@LNutrition]

Super funny😃

[@johannaecheverrylopez2386]

30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣

[@deryljenkins]

Sooo Funny!!

[@erinplourde-bragg9557]

Do all comedians end up in Utah?

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere

[@sneezinhatch]

Freaking hilarious

[@jessiejeanne9717]

Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!

[@allanclark3283]

Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.

[@ashdluciangurl]

I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.

[@concernedcommenter8258]

Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.

[@nishisalott1839]

When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!

[@zestranfaubert6860]

Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*

[@xsargantxshaftx7997]

@@zestranfaubert6860 ... that Canadian whistle was awfully suspicious

[@deannad9105]

The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂

[@mattbergmancomedy]

You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.

[@KowboyUSA]

Funny dude.

[@constancejenkins3867]

He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅

[@shamikab1385]

Lets go Buffalo!!!❤💙 K, byeeeee

[@mattbergmancomedy]

Yes!!

[@JwhateverJ]

Dry bar at its driest. 🥱

[@kiemc1855]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@RazmiWellness]

I did the same thing in Tahiti when they said bon soir (sp?). I said it back, they spoke French, I explained that I didn't know French and I got yelled at.

[@tomarchibald5631]

❤️😀👏

[@Cassandra_Loveday]

Genuine guy…a genuine comedian. Extremely funny 😄

[@theabstractsunflower7]

O my gosh hahaha

[@brandonwells1184]

He is so funny

[@zargon7222]

Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down

[@87Gemiinii]

Lol

[@SarahLizDoan]

Yes losing pets is worse than losing most people. Completely. This was funny and light and enjoyable!

[@seheabol]

I 10,000% agree with this.

[@missybliss4357]

Hilllllarious

[@XanDubs]

We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit

[@mattbergmancomedy]

🙏🙏🙏

[@MamaTtoB-P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nagaolmecchaos9493]

😂😭😭

[@cuchuloholic]

always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired

[@jamie615]

that was too short

[@mattbergmancomedy]

I’ve got a full album on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify called Approbation Constante. There are some swear bears on it though..just a heads up!

[@mindythedestroyer2007]

This guy is unbelievably unlucky

[@wyattfox6303]

I'm here to

[@EweChewBrrr01]

You're here to what?

[@livenotonevil8279]

@@EweChewBrrr01 ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.

[@user-nw6qp1ki2n]

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@mercedesgalan1941]

🤪😂😂😂

[@dawnlapka2433]

Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!

[@kevinmcneill468]

Why are so many teachers now comedians

[@karagrant5778]

Lots of potential material. :)

[@seheabol]

Because they got broke!

[@imjustsaying7300]

Funny stuff man, will look for you at comedy clubs when they reopen( fellow upstater)

[@marys3127]

Balding Tim Tebow!👍🏻

[@carlbaumeister3439]

It’s a good thing my 6th Grade teacher didn’t have a gun - that’s all I’m gonna say . . .

[@seheabol]

Dude I used to think adults didn’t have the same feelings as kids. Because They were grown. They were fair game. I remember one day my mom had to tell me they did. I was totally shocked. Now I’m grown…

[@Sheerkat7]

I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.

[@that_auntceleste5848]

That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍

[@Sheerkat7]

@@that_auntceleste5848 Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.

[@debbiepeterson6829]

Ya you have the rest of your life to cry

[@borednow]

repost :(

[@winterling223]

Gwendolyn is *very* woke

[@yoshiki.g1450]

Yes Men go bald but men can also look good when they shaved all of it. Think they should just do that. Looks cleaner Nand it is easier to take care of it as well and chick's dig it too.

[@lucasmartins5199]

Can somebody say what a mulligan is in this context

[@nancyhowell4505]

Dark humor about Grandma and pets. 😖😒

[@jocomfiresin6982]

I just wanna tell this guy he doesn't have a bald spot... He has some hairy spots.

[@jamesa7506]

Bald spot? More like a hair spot.