Donkey Kong Country Cartoon - ProJared

[@PeanutButterGamer]

8:26 Why does her head do a full 360 there? I did a double take there, lol. ......Also Dix.

[@stxcxv]

lol

[@bidoofthedestroyer566]

+PeanutButterGamer HI

[@eightoneto7815]

+PeanutButterGamer Holy crap i didn't notice that

[@swishfish8858]

My guess is, that's the robot version? Also, Dix. =3

+PeanutButterGamer you mean dicks :)

[@TheRetroReplay]

I never noticed this until now, but the models for the show aren't one sold piece, they're all composed of different parts. Which means that they couldn't properly assign weights or lattices to the joints when rigging the model to the skeleton, so instead made each part separate then attached them to the skeleton bones. Combining that (amature) technique with motion capture is why the animation looks so weird.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

I honestly didn't think any more tearing apart of this show was possible. you just proved me wrong. X3. And this even adds in this show being crap from a production standpoint, not just the finished product

[@Swampert384]

Seems reasonable.

[@xxAntiOtakuxx]

I doubt there was even mocap for this. Just Key-framing.

[@Altovideo0]

a bit late for a response but the technology used for making the donkey kong show is actually way ahead of its time and have quite the fascinating history that explain a lot of things like why the animation look so particuliar or why the lips sync is so bad

[@trapez77]

You make a better show then

[@plumfiggle8896]

Uhh so the whole haircut thing I think is a reference to the biblical story of Samson, where he was tricked by a lady named Delilah into letting her cut his hair, removing his incredible strength. So not only does the first episode of this show have magic curses, robot clones, and alchemy, it ALSO has biblical inspiration.

[@MostHatedDonut]

That's what I thought, except I couldn't remember the names involved in that story. Gotta come up with something to throw on TV.

[@zagecomics5722]

ex-ACT-ly

[@sparksparklez]

Still a bad story for a Donkey Kong cartoon.

[@MissiGNO000]

It's still a shitty story, it doesn't fit DK at all

[@MostHatedDonut]

The sake of content it seems.

[@halfgearrod]

6:38 I love how they didn’t even bother to write any actual words or text in the book. They just mashed the keyboard till they had enough to fill the page and called it a day.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

LOL, I never noticed that before! 😂

[@GUNUFofficial]

It's welsh.

[@projared]

I'll shower you in coconut cream pies.

[@user-xo7yt1cw9n]

+ProJared ooo girl u know what a man wants LOL jk love u though jared keep up the good content! and canada may have gave donkey kong a second season BUT!!! we gave u reboot lol

[@luckyshoe7043]

Hi!!!! :D

[@palletlover8519]

Thank you

[@darkimcfly5648]

+ProJared Can you carry the cream pies back to base in time though?

[@sonicshuffler]

Hey Jarred I'm the guy who gave you Singularity at SGC2015are you going to review it?

[@brutalmoose]

I'd slamma so many banana for a musical ProJared episode.

[@nickwatson5523]

Lol

[@nickwatson5523]

What song tho? The options are endless...

[@Phantomsangel]

yes.

[@CCriddy50]

+brutalmoose Moose, i'd slamma your banana.

[@Purple-Popcorntm]

+brutalmoose Hi Brutalmoose, Sup!

[@CreepsMcPasta]

It looks like it was animated in Source Film Maker and I love it

[@SlumpDrunko]

but most sfm makers actually try

[@jdjohnson1591]

+CreepsMcPasta ...don't say that...that is an insult to SFMs everywhere.

[@chuckbatman5]

+skippuh IT WAS MOTION CAPTURED?!? HOW WHAT WHY?!?

[@NSFSponsor]

+Coolman Hahn I thought it was pretty obvious actually. No animated movements would be this janky.

[@erainmartinez8175]

I still like it

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Considering "baboon" is often used as an insult in this show, we can conclude that the kongs are racists. Also, the script Jared wrote is really good, they should revive the show for this scene specifically. Give it a real ending.

[@notcorrect]

Donkey Kong is the only genuine guy and not racist. He never uses baboon as an insult, if I recall correctly he never insults any of the Kongs.

[@itzpeanut9904]

no ones talked about your script joke so i will. *nice* also you might want me to bring it down so u can read it NO

[@Burn_Angel]

DARL LABS That engrish tho.

[@toamatau8785]

@@SL2797 Nice try, baboon.

[@DarkLink1996.]

I mean, the orangutans have it worse in the games, being 99% rejects of the Kong family, with one Lanky exception. Their even called Manky Kongs, "manky" being British slang for "dirty" or "rotten".

[@XhanAnimations]

Actually reading that script though... "(...We join DONKEY KONG, CRANKY KONG, and DIDDY KONG as they do something completely irrelevant.) *CRANKY KONG* : DK you g*ddamn idiot! Why do we even bother keeping you around! *DIDDY KONG* : Yeah DK You kind of suck real bad *DONKEY KONG* : Aw come on, Little Buddy! You already know that I know that I'm a total dumb sh*t ( *SONG GOES HERE* ) (DONKEY KONG finishes his song, CRANKY and DIDDY are apathetic. DONKEY KONG places a gun into his mouth and pulls the trigger.) *DONKEY KONG* : fsdkjhliufghgh.... Banana Slaaama (The gunshot rings out like a massive sigh of relief over all of Kongo Bongo. The terror is over. DONKEY KONG's constant stupidity will never cause problems for anyone ever again)" What a writer you are Jared

[@Ddude2237]

+Lugia Holy shit...

[@restlesssheep7156]

+Lugia Damn that went from white to so black that people will racist if i make comments about it , real fast.

[@hopefulspacepeatako1835]

That sounds like a freaking creepypasta!!!!

[@cakemangaming3114]

+Michael Duran The DKC Lost Episode, "Brainana Splata".

[@sebastiancintron29]

🙈😂

[@Nickle_King]

I STILL laugh at Jared “Dyuks” moment.

[@trident042]

Just in case you need to get there quicks, 8:21 to hear those Dix

[@firestarr5812]

And now we know he didn’t really want the dix!

[@Nickle_King]

Firestarr 58 That’s really insensitive dude. Not really anything anyone is laughing at.

[@firestarr5812]

Nick K I mean... ok? To shoot one back at you, your comment had no meaning, and isn’t anything anyone will think about.

[@Nickle_King]

@@firestarr5812 Wasn't trying to say anything kid. Everything I was trying to say is right on the tin. I didn't ask for likes. Just mentioning how, after all these years, that bit makes me laugh. You're the one who took it too far and made it real.

[@derrinerrow4369]

Can we all agree that DK's voice when he sings is DAMN MAJESTIC

[@Stitched_up]

I shower you with coconut cream piiiiie

[@ShadowJinjoYu]

Candy Kong is the one that cheated We should cancel candy Kong Not this innocent man

[@shmick1160]

#cancelcandy

[@AeridesEntertainment]

B E G O N E A P E T H O T S

[@TheMamaluigi300]

depressed Snowman Well the accusations also included ProJared hitting on little girls, so we should probably also cancel Krusha for setting up DK for that kind of allegation

[@trethestar]

Yeah let's shower her on coconut cream pie! Wait.....

[@Dekomata]

@@TheMamaluigi300 bluster needs to be canceled too. as he is the one that sucks up to candy and these allegations regardless if they're true or not. as well as refusing to listen to dk's side of things.

[@indeimaus]

The reaction at 9:40 was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@densandwitch1251]

+Indeimaus sadly nobody liked your comment

[@indeimaus]

+den sandwitch what?

[@densandwitch1251]

but me

[@kashkimmerly8594]

+Indeimaus ikr :)

[@Raf8347]

+Indeimaus someone make a Freaking meme!!

[@thatnamelessguy4011]

This is my favorite ProJared video

[@El_Bastardo]

I like it just because of how strange of a show it was for him to review out of nowhere and it's so Canadian!

[@silentdrew7636]

Diycks.

[@misteryA555]

Same

[@Dwr3k_]

So is anyone gonna call out what was happening at 10:20

[@Lowkas]

Derrick McGlone she's expanding his dong

[@legoking6165]

Fun fact: I heard that this show was made by the same company that made Totally spies and Johnny Test.

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

Derrick McGlone a demonic sex ritual

[@UmbreonMessiah]

I just found out that the voice of Cranky Kong, Aaron Tager, died a little over a month ago on February 28, 2019. That's friggin' sad :(

[@AeridesEntertainment]

Best Cranky voice we could have ever had. May he rest in peace.

[@chainmengaming]

....F...... You will be missed Aaron Tager. :'(

[@DrDolan2000]

I hope he had fun with this role

[@avremirine8986]

He was also Dr. Vink in Are You Afraid Of The Dark.

[@SpectorEuro4]

He was 84. RIP

[@SecondPlace92]

Whos rewatching Jareds old videos to help him get back on track?

[@ogolow570]

Same

[@Nytemare2all]

Yo

[@craftsmenMC]

NicolasCharlesworth_III me!!!!

[@Remake5182]

I am.

[@fuckingmetalasfuck4718]

Sup

[@NeoArashi]

Diddy: Hey! Dix! Jared: O_o What? Diddy: Hey Dix! Jared: O_o Dix? Diddy: Dix! Jared: =) Dyicks Best part of this video!

[@DaizoDeeVonOfficial]

+NeoArashi The show also has Diddy: Here Crappy! Here Crappy Crappy Crappy! Dixsy: It's Crabby! Teaching small curse words to the young children around the world.

[@adambrien896]

: } dyxcks

[@AppatureGLaDOS]

+NeoArashi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@verydumbkid4568]

Diiiiiicks…

[@Dragunity69]

DYyyyyiiiicckkkssss.....

[@wantedwario2621]

"I shower you with coconut cream pies" -Donkey Kong

[@G.N.F462]

:o projared's face

[@AriochStarr]

That section had me laughing out loud for so long. I had to pause the video and rewind.

[@theemeraldking530]

What the fuck

[@lestopliego]

JAJAJAJAJA best reaction ever!!!!

[@ramue5749]

Expand Dong

[@moss7910]

Time for all of his comment sections to go back to normal since he was inocent

[@Remake5182]

Let's hope so.

[@DrDolan2000]

I don't understand why so many people decided to make fun of him. It's honestly childish I guess they didn't have enough cream pie

[@aionicthunder]

Nope. I mean, it’s certainly better than it used to be, as the comments are now positive rather than negative, but everyone’s still focusing solely on the claims made, rather than the video itself

[@dukespubber741]

Fun fact: This show was HUGE in Japan. So much so the series had its own TCG that lasted for over a decade.

[@swishfish8858]

This shouldn't surprise me as much as it is. What the fuck, Japan, I thought I had you figured out.

[@sheepbill4091]

Don't forget about France! *cough* DKTV *cough*

[@zhouli5228]

+Sheep Bill Uh?! I'm from France and I've never heard of it before

[@Lukefonfabre9]

Zhou Li how old are you though?

[@zhouli5228]

***** Almost twenty

[@frataltay4543]

Always same formula: Awesome Video Game = Awful Movie/Cartoon Awesome Movie/Cartoon = Awful Video Game (Gennerally)

[@suedonnym]

Then Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie Game happened

[@keethkeith1989]

Spongebob had a great show and great games checkmate atheists

[@Jester_Jingles]

But spongebob also had some god awful games. Like the Flying Dutchman one. It was shit.

[@spiderbat8061]

Look at the Castlevania Netflix series

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Scott Pilgrim is the one exception, since it works in both ways. Also was based off of a graphic novel, so idk if it really fits into the formula as well as it could

[@regularflurfy8174]

The cow goes moo The duck goes quack The cat goes meow The Expand Dong goes banana slamma

[@moocha-scootwithabookscoot7009]

UPGRADE TO EXPANSION PACK! IT COST 59.99$!

[@pancakeninja153]

+Moocha-scoot with a bookscooter *69.99

[@moocha-scootwithabookscoot7009]

+Pancake Ninja so you got the master expansion pack, too? Great! WE ARE TEH MASTERS OF THE EXPANSION PACK!

[@pancakeninja153]

***** DUN. DUN. DUUUUNNNNN!!!!

[@beknown63]

+Superstar Games The Mini Dong goes dix

[@pinkiepower1968]

Jared's genuine joy while he sings and dances to the theme song is absolutely adorable!!!

[@Genowhirl70]

I lost it at 8:25 "dyiks"

[@Daniel-jd7fq]

+Genowhirl70 dixs

[@TheNintenfan64]

That goofy ass smile is straight from cartoons...hilarious!

[@Metrawolf]

dyurcks

[@GuardianStriker]

+Genowhirl70 Jesus Geno. It's like me and you are like freaking cousins. We're both Gmodders, yet we still watch a few KZbinrs that we like to watch often that are not dumb targets like Pewdiepie or whatever. Anyway, I would certainly kill for a ProJared model.

[@Genowhirl70]

+GuardianStriker I agree, there's a JonTron one already, all we need now is ProJared, PeanutButtergamer, Chadtronic and Brutalmoose models and we'll have all my favorite Youtubbers.

[@thelokinator7267]

Diddy Kong: "HEY DIX!" Projared: *smiles creepily* "Dyicks?"

[@Conquistador530]

Not gunna lie. That part made me laugh waaaay too hard.

[@thelokinator7267]

+Alex Hensen I woke up my family laughing

[@whitenorthentent]

+loki whiteowl I repeated this part at least 5 times because why the fuck not.

[@thelokinator7267]

+Chris Aita because projared is amazing

[@mortaldragon2]

I was wondering if we would ever hear him say dyicks in a future video. We just witnessed it!!! ^_^

[@Jivetalkin13]

I remember seeing an episode of this when I was little, but always thinking it was a bad fever dream after playing too much Donkey Kong Country.

[@squeakboy3666]

*wheeze*

[@skyblade7438]

I wish it could have stayed that way.

[@AtlasBlizzard]

A reasonable assumption.

[@Vaksharules1999]

I can't hate any song that has DK's amazing singing voice in it, no matter how had.

[@oystersoup3434]

So... The first episode of Donkey Kong took inspiration from the Biblical story of Samson and Delilah..?

[@gummy6489]

Mortilum hey there delian

[@aloelane]

what's it like in new york city?

[@madisonfriesen2543]

Bob This is you ex boyfriend Samson

[@nicholasdoss3312]

Madison Friesen HAH I GET IT!!! Love that song :3

[@madisonfriesen2543]

Nicholas Doss Yay! I am glad that you do!

[@CurtyTails]

Funny how 4 episodes of this was turned into a feature length film for VHS titled legend of the crystal coconut

[@chillsgaming1900]

My friend has that in his house.

[@shelbybunny]

KenGreenmanFT My brother had that VHS tape.

[@Dekubud]

I had it as a kid and was so sad I didn't have the channel to watch the show... to my credit, it was a little less awful in French.

[@masterYoshimistsu]

Jared, brown bananas are used for shakes or making desserts since are sweeter than ripe bananas. So don't throw away brown bananas.

[@MrChillaxin2010]

+masterYoshimistsu Kinda like this show. Some people might like it and get a laugh out of it (the kind of so bad it's kinda funny laugh), while others might not be too fond about it.

[@mitchlmitten5874]

+masterYoshimistsu Well, you must be fun at parties.

[@Ikiez_r]

+masterYoshimistsu I like brown bananas

[@WastedHog]

+masterYoshimistsu Dude, I would make the most EXPANSIVE desert with this show

[@WastedHog]

+Mitch L (Mitten) Also, fuck you

[@josephagar1005]

9:49 That face... it always cracks me up.

[@yoshimallow]

That is the face of a man who has seen some shit.

[@TheFazlocker]

*I’D SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIES.* Jared: 😨

[@samsoninnes9943]

You see, I think this show would have been a lot more succesful if DK's catch phrase was 'Expand Dong'

[@toby3678]

Good Evening Expand Dong

[@StriderOwO]

No, no, no, get it out of my brain! GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN! "Dong" [screams of terror]

[@therapeface4153]

8/10 best comment m8 i r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m9 would expand again

[@baraness24]

* Expand Kong

[@bradythomas234]

0:33 jareds dong releases his load

[@jaynelson7214]

How much do you wanna bet that the people who animated this show also made Foodfight?

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

+wookie in the house to be honest for a second, I agree.

[@theMillieBun]

at least this had the excuse of being the 3rd cg television show

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

The Ninty Gamer wait, third?

[@theMillieBun]

lemme rephrase that technically second because beast wars aired 2 weeks after DKC cartoons french premere

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

The Ninty Gamer oh. So, in order of American broadcast, Reboot Beast Wars Coconut cream pies

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

Great video, Jared! As a Canadian child who had to watch this show, I have to talk about this one day myself.

[@LazyCanadian]

+TheCartoonGamer8000 As a fellow Canadian I can remember watching it as well.

[@InsomniacMatt]

+Aron “Deuce” Erlichman As another Canadian, I remember watching it, despite only ever playing a couple hours of the first DKC when I was a kid.

[@matthewdykeman8149]

+My name is Tom At least we got Cyber six in canad

[@kashkimmerly8594]

+TheCartoonGamer8000 As another Canadian i did not get too watch this show :'(

[@gangswagster]

+InsomniacMatt You don't need to watch much to get nightmares for life.

[@kaelisprime9087]

Whenever there’s text from Cranky in a Donkey Kong game, I always imagine him to sound like this, since I saw this show before I played the Modern games

[@KraffyBagel]

What the fuck, bananas do not go bad that quick. In fact, they taste the best with a little brown spotting, because there is more sugar

[@HyperMiniTed]

Too much brown is what I think is what he was getting at

[@rachelk.6918]

+Josh Sandum There is never too much brown on a banana because when there is more brown than yellow, you make banana bread out of it. And it is delicious.

[@KraffyBagel]

Well the amount of spots there are in the video is the perfect state of banana.

[@acidpunk955]

yeah, but they feel like vomit. the texture is just icky and. meh.

[@rachelk.6918]

True enough. The way it seems to go is the banana gets spotty and then gets neglected. And when it's time for banana bread and you take the banana and try to pull the stem out of the bunch, the stem just stays there and rips straight out of the peel. Icch.

[@SKYLARKo80]

Has anyone noticed that Bluster Kong has cuffs even though he doesn't wear clothes?

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

This cartoon was a big part of my childhood strangely enough... I liked it a lot. But I am aware it is probably a terrible show.

[@nategthepigeonlord2683]

Dong has expanded

[@STIRRUPLEATHER]

+TheLonelyGoomba Nah, it has some flaws, but it's not nearly as bad as Jared makes it out to be. I love the songs, especially, "Booty-Booty," and the animation isn't that bad for when it came out. Looks on par with Re-Boot in my opinion.

[@dronedobalina6987]

+Ultimate Doginator he does ds now

[@TheHomiErik]

A DS has KZbin

[@MartyAraragi]

I remember seeing the commercials of it on old Nickelodeon movies on VHS. I always wanted to see it, but now....oh God am I glad.

[@calebhenderson2995]

Story time: As a kid growing up and to this day, DKC was my favorite video game, the trilogy and 64. So for my fifth birthday party, my mom and dad threw me a DKC themed birthday. I got Donkey Kong and the legend of the Crystal Coconut as a gift, the like hour long special. I watched it every night to fall asleep until I was 12. And still absolutely love it, even with the cringe lmao.

[@lankthedank6931]

The out of sync lip animation is supposedly because this wasn't originally from America. Apparently, this show is from France.

[@Komix777]

Lank the Dank Still, you could make it match.

[@Potato-pn8sg]

Lank the Dank... Amazing Nickname dude. 😎

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Koning Kaasklier Canadian French = French

[@jakemarchbank]

Navi, The Real Fairies Queen Former YANG. Eeeuuh, it is French no doubt but it's very much different from French spoken in France. There's no guarantee that someone in France would be able to understand a cartoon made in Quebec and vice versa

[@k-leb4671]

Because the French-Canadians are connoisseurs of Donkey Kong Country.

[@roachdoggjr3786]

10:20 what the hell was Candy doing!?

[@diamondtheglaceon299]

Expanding the dong

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

+Diamond The Glaceon The thing you can Do Online Now Guys?

[@DepressionAlgorithm]

That expression on his face tho.. Like.. the most reluctant looking blowjob face ever.

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Why did you point that out? I can't stop laughing now

[@austinelias2886]

DK

[@PixelHead777]

8:20 is the best moment to just come back to. ProJared makes the best faces.

[@PrimeHylian]

+Joy Baker About every day I've been coming back just to rewatch that scene, it's beautiful. also dyicks

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

+Joy Baker I honestly thank ProJared for helping me confirm the fact that I wasn't the only one to have caught that. I found clips of the show here on KZbin and that scene popped up and all I could think of was "Wow... So that's what they came up with... and they approved that."

[@TaylorOnyx123]

+Joy Baker The face at 9:50 tops it... at least in my book! XD

[@Gfreak250]

9:12 most of the comments about Jared on these old videos.

[@NunofyaFB]

0:39 whoever says they watch DKC for the story is lying

[@monochromeboi267]

More like Badonkadonkey Kong

[@hickorymccay2994]

I watch it for the PLOT!

[@emanuelburwick3971]

i´ll shower you in coconut cream pies

[@PartTimeZero]

Dix!

[@woah8921]

+From the Lane Dicks?

[@TheOldKing1998]

Dong has been expanded.

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

Donkey Dong

[@emanuelburwick3971]

Cyberbrickmaster1986 kiddy dong...

[@amirgarcia547]

I actually would've never heard of this show if it wasn't talked about in DK's history in Death Battle.

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

"Good one, brain. I owe you a beer."

[@b_Wtv14]

0:21 who else noticed the earthbound file select theme?

[@TheVGViking]

Actually, there's an explanation as to why DKC has such floaty animation. They used motion capture to animate the 3D models. I shouldn't have to explain what that is. It's why that horrible CGI TMNT series got cancelled, too (since motion capture suits are very expensive, and were far more expensive at the time). The lip synching is off because, big shock, like Sonic Underground, this is a European cartoon. The show was originally French. Interestingly, it was well received in Canada and Japan.

[@Art2D2]

+TheVGViking Always love learning something new. Especially about a show I loved as a kid and wondered why they canned it. I'm 27 now, and you have removed this age old issue that has been bugging me. lol

[@TheVGViking]

DisturbedKoala Was it the animation, or the lip syncing?

[@Dekubud]

+TheVGViking I gotta say, the VA in French is a LOT less grating than in English. I remember Diddy having an actually cute voice, DK's was pretty generic but alright. We were so happy to have a show on DK though that my sister and I qatched the VHS very often and quoted it nonstop, ahah.

[@Imtheauralolnou]

I KNEW IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MOTION CAPTURE

[@Behon]

+TheVGViking Wait, are you talking about the Nickelodeon TMNT show or something else? The Nick one just got renewed.

[@Razzrazz90]

Dude, actually read the script at 8:56 that shit is hilariously dark 😂

[@garrettoonaddict266]

I never read it until tonight and I'm-

[@limekarp9853]

What does the script say?

[@carlbloke8797]

Razzrazz90 ikr it was hilarious reading it!

[@JBomb692]

Thank u for telling us about this

[@raymondmcanuff2779]

Oh

[@manuelx379]

10:21 woah woah what's candy doing?

[@cyclops8238]

She's blowing donkeys dong 😀😀😀 BANANA SLAMMA!!!

[@manuelx379]

Cyclops823 😂😂😂

[@cyclops8238]

MANUEL X he's going to shower her in coconut cream pies😀

[@guy-xl3ve]

Expanding his dong

[@BiggestCheeser]

MANUEL X Konkey Dong

[@WiselyCommaBaby]

I’ve seen this video several times. Only now did I read the script that Jared made. (Whispering) banana slamma

[@inactiveaccount2774]

Ded

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

*whiserping

[@IwillloveY4ever]

So, this is why Nintendo doesn't allow no one to make anything off their IPs anymore

[@telesticHarlequin]

Well... No. They shut down unofficial projects using their IPs because of how absolutely fucked copyright laws are.

[@GalanDun]

Pretty sure they meant that between this and the SMB movie, there hasn't been much good.

[@Changanator]

IwillloveY4ever This and the cdi games

[@kylecampbell565]

Then how is the Pokémon anime still around?

[@GalanDun]

Kyle Campbell Because it is the ONLY example of success they've had.

[@CitpostShentral]

Best anime since Corey in the House

[@JoaqMan]

My goodness what I've done

[@SilverShion]

+The S.E.A. Best dorama since Two and a Half Men

[@daveservice9580]

greatest show since hannah montana

[@thegamemaster5500]

Leo luster or bluster or what he's called is my husbando

[@akeylg]

corey in the house is overrated. family matters is a million times better

[@NurseValentineSG]

"I'll shower you with coconut cream pies" Yes please.

[@amosdeguzman9980]

Please.

[@themurderersfolley5995]

I would love to but I can't afford all those pies and I'm not sure how I can make the shower, also pie is gross and sticky

[@Gaafhahdrim24]

+Nurse Valentine Thus, "Expand Dong" was born

[@benryangarcia]

Profile pic fits well.

[@SpectralSlugger]

*lightning effect* "TYMPANI DRIIIIVE" *big band ultra combos you*

[@pale9819]

9:50 It’s been 2 years since I last watched this and that’s still my favorite Projared face!

[@JTHMSqueeMrEffDBoy]

Apparently, this was a motion capture show and was originally recorded in French. That might explain the awkward animation and weird lip-synch. Still doesn't save the show though.

[@JTHMSqueeMrEffDBoy]

Ultimate Spoopynator Motion capture is notorious for giving characters a weightless and awkward feel, and considering that this was the mid-90's, the technology was much weaker back then. Are you familiar with motion capture?

[@JTHMSqueeMrEffDBoy]

Ultimate Spoopynator That's nice, dear.

[@luigimcdingle1951]

Can we just take a second to talk about the script at 8:56?

[@Webbet]

I can't see all of the text. WHAT SECRETS DO THE CRY... I mean... THE SCRIPT HOLD?

[@gagevinet6684]

+Electro Trash Trust me, you don't want to...

[@redsheep3697]

he created it and it fake :/

[@gizoginjr]

(INT. - CRANKY KONG'S HUT, EVENING. We join DONKEY KONG, CRANKY KONG, and DIDDY KONG as they do something completely irrelevant.) CRANKY KONG "DK, you god damn idiot! Why do we even bother keeping your worthless ass around?" DIDDY KONG "Yeah, DK. You kind of suck real hard." DONKEY KONG "Aw come on, Little Buddy! You already know that I know that I'm a total dumb shit." (SONG GOES HERE) (Donkey Kong finishes his song. CRANKY and DIDDY are apathetic. DONKEY KONG places a gun in his mouth, and pulls back the hammer.) DONKEY KONG (whispering) ...Banana Slamma... (The gunshot rings out, like a massive sigh of relief over all of Kongo Bongo. The terror is over. DONKEY KONG's constant stupidity will never be a cause of problems for anyone else ever again.)

[@thedeadlycritisisman1113]

It's masterful

[@kevintreanor6736]

5:16 The synchronization of the animation and what he's saying is one of my favorite parts in the video

[@SlitherLament]

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 29

[@JustBenNotBenjamin]

Excuse me, bananas with a few brown spots are the best. No brown spots is too soon and too many brown spots is bad. The image you used is about perfect

[@goojo173]

+JustBen The brown spots are always the sweetest parts.

[@Legato341]

+GooJo Thanks to Amylase, it breaks down starch to sugar, reason why they make bananas sweet when riped.

[@goojo173]

Besides, the DKC cartoon always showed the bananas perfectly ripe.

[@Imtheauralolnou]

+Tetsamaru I honestly think its because they dont think its sweeter (its why i dont eat it with brown spots, not that i dont want to eat it its cause im more of a sour person)

[@TheTFPChannel]

+JustBen Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was a really strange statement on Jared's part, haha. "It's got brown spot, gross! Throw it away!" Screw that, throw it my way! I'm hungry!

[@s1lverp3nguin]

"Donkey Kong places a gun into his mouth, and pulls back the hammer. DONKEY KONG (whispering): 'Banana Slamma' The gunshot rings out, like a massive sigh of relief over all of Kongo Bongo." Jesus, Jared.

[@HipStar1985]

9:50 Traumatised Dong Expanding

[@ender_dao]

Jared: O_O

[@SL2797]

His expression when he was found out :)

[@professorpenne9962]

my man predicted the future

[@defaultdan7923]

Last 3 commenters are 🤡

[@ClaytoonZX]

King Krool? I see what you did there, Nintendo!

[@yoshimallow]

Am I the only one that STILL uses this pronunciation?

[@ainuralex]

>The musical numbers range from bad to god awful ProJared confirmed for tasteless hack

[@ravenbro9624]

masterofoverkill2 It's actually a case od "so bad it's good"

[@LadyJuse]

The singing, at least for DK is still pretty good.

[@onldhes]

That part in the "how to be a bad guy" song has one part that sounds decent and catchy, but the rest of the song sucks.

[@James-uz3sg]

They're so damn cheesy but I can't help but enjoy them. It's a guilty pleasure, as this whole show is, along with the Mario cartoons.

[@Kumaclaws]

Metalhead still slaps

[@nepetalovemail1625]

"I'll shower you in coconut cream pies"

[@skyg3133]

Ikr!

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Poyo .............I wonder if that was on purpose

[@zanderfoster4579]

+Poyo Dong_expand

[@flaaffytotallylegitfirstna3886]

Bukkake

[@LilacDelilahPersonalAccount]

OHHHHHHHHH MY~

[@LiamAnthony_]

Just think. This got 40 episodes... Firefly got 13.

[@pegasusactua2985]

And Jersey Shore got five seasons. Fuck T.V producers.

[@johnnyboy7630]

+Michael Jordan And neither The Thundermans or Game Shakers have been canceled. TV is fucked.

[@fearanger1]

+Liam Walters THIRTEEN?! I knew it was canceled despite supposedly being good but I thought it'd be good enough to last more than THIRTEEN episodes!

[@LiamAnthony_]

fearanger1 Apparently Fox just screwed it all up. They aired episodes out of order (They began with Episode 2 and didn't show episode 1 til much later). I think they also kept changing the time it aired on also. I think the show's quality, but it didn't get the viewers so Fox pulled it... Despite it being their fault it didn't get the viewers.

[@Dilbert1999]

+Liam Walters I heard people didn't watch it because they didn't want to risk getting attached to the characters only for it to be cancelled, which ironically led to it being cancelled.

[@chainmengaming]

I remember renting a DVD collection of this show from Family Video. I was quite a fan of it for some reason. *And I only played DKC Returns back then.*

[@LadyFranch]

stop pretending you hate this show. It's amazing. The Mirror Never lies is great.

[@projared]

+The Best Green Lantern TRUST YOUR EYES

[@Gameorama91]

+The Best Green Lantern I agree, that was probably the best song in the whole show. I can't help but love it.

[@kiiogato]

+ProJared LOOK INTO THE MIRROR ARRRRGH IT NEVER LIEEEES

[@LeoP2008]

+ProJared I'd say the cartoon was quite the *BANANA SLAMMA!!!*

[@pennyfarting]

+The Best Green Lantern Unrelated to comment chain, but high five for acknowledging who the greatest Green Lantern is.

[@Adam-cq2yo]

You're welcome! - Canada

[@RebelKimchi]

Fuck off this is america this sucks go back makeing syrup-FUCKIN MURACA!!

[@JetZV]

+Adam Van Der Hoeven I'm from Canada and I'm sorry that people had to see a second season of this trash. However, we made ReBoot, so it all cancels out.

[@16ktsgamma]

+Jared Thompson Much like your Canada.

[@JetZV]

16ktsgamma Which part?

[@16ktsgamma]

The Canada parts ;)

[@abc1236092]

I love Jared's face after DK sang about that pie. XD

[@RobertPlays]

I shower you in coconut cream piiiiiies.

[@hungryluma27]

This is such a classic video. I’ll always love projared’s videos. They’ve gotten me through a lot :)

[@laggory]

_"It's rather hard to enjoy a show when pretty much everybody is an idiot"_ Kinda like Modern SpongeBob, don't you think?

[@WonderGamer101]

And Teen Titans Go! Can't forget about that.

[@matthewpennella2184]

and family guy....especially family guy

[@spoonman6256]

+Matthew Pennella Finally somebody who sees Family Guy for what it is

[@sebastiancintron29]

+epic liampaul Modern FG is pretty bad

[@ricardoshillyshally3000]

Yep.

[@cdp55]

10:21 WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

[@randomchannel7638]

Kandy's getting into that expand dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lucaslund2774]

She is just playing with Donkey Kongs konkey dong

[@cdp55]

+Lucas Lund ... Holy shit...

[@BenandJery]

EXPAND DONG

[@maxskellington910]

+Ben and Jery's + Steven I salute you in the name of Binny and Jobel.

[@SlumpDrunko]

Hello there, Expand Dong! I hope you had a nice day!

[@TheGallingIce]

+Ben and Jery's + Steven All hail Dong and Cranky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Chaos89P]

+Ben and Jery's + Steven I'm sorry, but that DID NOT... EXPAND DONG.

[@Grilled-Cat]

EXPAND KONG

[@7graywolf7]

This is the epitome of "so bad it's good". I used to watch this every day as a kid. My favourite part is when the pirates belly button is floating in front of him. I think it was the pirate anyway.

[@Lucariogamer14]

Did anybody looked and read closely to the script at 8:56?

[@silhouette3958]

*I would watch that show if it was a real script.*

[@thekuddlykrab1499]

Last words: (whispering) "Banana Slama"

[@Nionivek]

Well Bluster isn't EXACTLY non-canon. He is implied to exist in the games, he just never actually shows up. Essentially it would be like if there was a store called "Susy's Garage" where you never see the person who runs it, and then the cartoon comes along and essentially creates the Susy.

[@WhiteTigerShiro]

When is he mentioned in the games? I honestly don't remember his name coming up, but it's also been years since I've played any of them.

[@Gundamseeddabest]

WhiteTigerShiro well Tawks says “Banana Slamma” in Tropical Freeze for Switch so I assume that confirms that this show is Canon

[@masonasaro2118]

@@WhiteTigerShiro the factory levels in dkc 1? yeah, that’s bluster’s barrel factory.

[@WhiteTigerShiro]

@@masonasaro2118 Pretty sure those are specifically labeled as Kremlin factories.

[@Dinoyipi]

*sees video* Oh boy, here come the dong jokes...

[@TheParadoxCreator]

+Dinoyipi This list of Dong jokes needs to be expanded...

[@ferretguy2457]

And then they need to be inhaled.

[@TheParadoxCreator]

+Ferretgirl2014 AJ O_o whatever floats your boat I guess

[@MrNoobslayer654]

+Dinoyipi ill help you Expand this

[@Dinoyipi]

Enemy Spotted Please don't.

[@TheDiego908]

Now we know where the Mind Stone was hiding before Thanos took it

[@calm_hawk5167]

"C'mon, put a lip-lock on me!" - DK to Dixie, 1995

[@Pogohg]

+Shiny Piece Uhm... 10:20

[@drhitler1109]

Crusher to Dixie*

[@snapdr4g0nz]

O.O

[@r.j.j.o]

This is wrong on so many levels.

[@BruhMoment-vn6oo]

hey deecks

[@plasma9706]

*HEY, DIX!*

[@Hyperb2002]

Plasma That should be a meme by now.

[@felipevarela5203]

Plasma DONG FULLY EXPANDED(°_°)

[@MegaShadowblast]

KONG FULLY EXPANDED

[@thezachvolt6883]

What?

[@XanderPGK]

Plasma DIX? DIX D..I..X

[@TimToborne]

Hey, is there any chance you could cover "Kirby: Right Back at Ya!"? I loved it as a kid, and watching it back again, it's not as good as I remember, but it's no where near as bad as some others out there. But that's really just because Dedede and Escargoon cancel out Tiff and Tuff's terrible voices. The 3d animation was almost as bad as DK, but the 2d animations was really good though.

[@lopolover3724]

I'll clobber that Kirbeh!

[@regularflurfy8174]

The memories. I used to watch it all the time. I still love Nightmare's voice.

[@SketchSpooks]

At least it makes sense XD

[@EzDoesitYGO]

meta knight's voice is just too great lmao.

[@knottyorchid1212]

Cousin Timbo Tousen Betcha $10.00 Nostalgia Critic will do a review on this

[@candymanva9629]

9:44 DEAR LORD THEY DIDNT

[@miniluv7330]

E X P A N D D O N G

[@Stygian165]

LMAO

[@johnvalle0130]

YES, THEY DID HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

8:25 Did ProJared just expand Dong?!

[@rubethystgem3461]

MrWhatdafuBOOM my god, he did!

[@Ian-bf4yk]

I didn't see "cartoon" in the title when I clicked on this video

[@dannytrevino9151]

Pikachu Sparks same

[@guy2684]

i just thought he was talking about a cgi game XD

[@Kempaaa_]

wtf is going on at 10:20 ?

[@ArtianSetS]

Dong expansion in progress

[@Jaxymann]

+Ender the Incredible Coward *Dong Expansion Intensifies*

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Looks like Donkey Kong got that date he wanted...

[@superminingbro4037]

Banaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.................. Slammaaaa!

[@bobbles4294]

Uh.. She's......?

[@ShadowNite1105]

I love the opening of the show. I kinda want a version where someone just extends it to like 3 or 4 minutes

[@obitchaman]

All hail Canada....for praising this cartoon

[@anikmonette2140]

Well, we even made it if I recall... Sorry!

[@Majokodomo]

No, if I recall correctly, it was made in France (under the title Planete Donkey Kong, or Donkey Kong Planet). We were just more merciful to it. In fact, I remember seeing this on Teletoon as a kid! ^-^

[@RayMKlll]

I saw an episode of it once on YTV. That's about it.

[@neoqwerty]

RayMKlll I can at least vouch for it sounding SOMEWHAT less stupid with the original French voices. Better lipsynch, better lyrics and musical numbers... Donkey's still about as smart as a broken brick and the animation didn't miraculously improve. ...Also it had the hokey pokey dance translated in French in the first episode.

[@henrybub4669]

Yoshi Bro here in Canada, our main export is crappie children's horror shows

[@OranIsGone]

Good God. Who looked at Donkey Kong and said that that voice fit. I'm not saying his acting is bad (though, I really don't know, since I didn't watch the show), but that voice is just so unfitting. It's like if Link from Legend of Zelda was voiced by Jaleel White... doing the voice of Steve Urkel. Also, still debating whether casting a black man to do the voice of Donkey Kong is racist or not.

[@martytardigrade8838]

Hey as long as no one thinks about it, it should be ok..... maybe.

[@MaesterMike]

+TitanicNeoTyphlosion I know! His voice doesn't fit at all! He sounds more like one of the Ninja Turtles than he does the wild and badass ape that he is supposed to be.

[@cn.st.182]

its racist. Candy's design even more so.

[@flair541]

vlanoik I'm surprised I didn't catch my own fuck ups, but still, you get what I'm saying, right?

[@Quadronnn]

***** Well, good for you, or something. Thing is, when we're talking about culture and societal norms, what you, me, or any other lone individual does has little bearing on the matter.

[@EyeLoch]

To be honest, I do weirdly like this show.

[@raymondmcanuff2779]

Dks bizzare adventure.

[@christopherwallace7903]

Raymond mcanuff This is the greatest anime since Norm of the North

[@raymondmcanuff2779]

The SuperBlade Penguin yep

[@SL2797]

ProCheater's bizzarre cheating adventure

[@novasmith3585]

@@SL2797 Ok

[@shadepizza4217]

JoJo is shot and I'd rather unironically watch dkc over it

[@twinsanity3606]

Projared Singing that Donkey Kong Country theme made my day

[@Ender41948]

9:44 *Dong expansion engaged.*

[@gemusemann5288]

Ender41948 banana expansion

[@SyrupFan]

Still better than half the shows on Nickelodeon.

[@johnnyboy7630]

I've never heard words more true

[@hcy0772]

lol so true

[@johnsquarez6806]

+Alan Trovoski ...I wish i could argue...But your right. :'[

[@penguinman2233]

+Alan Trovoski The only reason you say that is because of the newer SpongeBob seasons.

[@donnelwaddledee965]

I saw a show called 'Pig Goat Banana Cricket'...I got a migraine

[@snoviisnow]

the "im nobody's hero" song is lit tho

[@roberthansen6921]

9:49 When you see your brothers browser history 😂

[@Kreiser_VII]

Robert Hansen Which turns out to be Donkey Kong rule 34

[@slaveownergaming]

O O F

[@Crzy520]

I don't have a brother...

[@SamNaz065]

Robert Hansen when your dong expands backwards

[@Rolo_Boy]

Don't you mean my browser history

[@ShadowHawk180]

*Phineas and Ferb has song every episode* "Wow that's very creative and shows that they put a lot of effort into the show!" *Donkey Kong Country has song every episode* "Why would they do this? It's so weird."

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

The thing is is that it has TWO songs every episode and not just one also most of the time the song doesn't really relate to what's happening or it just comes out of nowhere.

[@garrettoonaddict266]

In a way, DK would have 3 if you count the theme

[@carlbloke8797]

Isaiah Garraway also Phineas and Ferb's songs are actually...GOOD and aren't random nonsense.

[@ebihsiknahor3776]

Carl Bloke if you think the songs from the dk cartoon are bad then you are objectively wrong

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

ShadowHawk180 Because phineas and ferb had good songs that flowed into the narrative. This had one too many and none of them work per episode. If people like a show for doing something and hate another show for also doing it, shouldn't that tell you something about the latter shows quality?

[@brookk110]

Projared's script that he inserts when talking about the musical crap would make a great cartoon.... Make it happen.

[@brookk110]

+Shiny Piece YESSSSSS :D xD

[@seahorser]

Kongo Bongo. That sounds like some sort of Amercianized Hawaiian food bar and grill, with a title like: 'Kongo Bongo Bar & Grill [Subtitle] Located in Massachusetts since ~1994~' They serve only coconut cream pies and banana smoothies, because Nintendo.

[@bernardoheusi6146]

'heh heh heh hey Beavis, he said creampie"