Dorm room movie posters + games: a match made in hell

[@sylghouls]

5:45 "people yell at you, you hit the punch button, you talk to your ghost dad, rinse, repeat" this is the plot of Hamlet I think, actually,

[@TheDiplomancer]

Oxford University wants to know your location

[@emery_board]

op ur MIND

[@justtheclaps]

In Hamlet there's a "soliloquize" button instead

[@GilCAnjos]

HAMLET: THE VIDEO GAME, coming to PS5 and Series X in 2021!

[@TheDiplomancer]

@@GilCAnjos You joke, but there is an indie game on steam called "Elsinore"

[@lalaspeaks]

pat videos always feel like being cornered by a random guy at a bar who is just dying to tell you about his very niche interest, except that it’s actually really interesting and now you wanna find out where he’s going, it’s like the opposite of getting mansplained

[@brotherbear92]

Friendsplained? Or is that too parasocial?

[@lalaspeaks]

brotherbear92 kinda parasocial, but sort of fits, maybe we can call it patsplaining

[@nine.of.spades]

@@lalaspeaks ex-pat-sition

[@SmartSmears]

Petition to make "Manswers" mean when Pat corners you and tells you something cool

[@nine.of.spades]

Sm-Art Smears Manswers is one of the funniest words I’ve ever seen thank you

[@kgrlktty]

The fake hesitation in Pat's voice when saying "Griffin McElroy" is my entire sense of humor

[@BingbongDeNiro]

Wish he'd pronounced it "Mick-Eel-roy"

[@FloppyRodrigo]

what's the significance with Griffin McElroy

[@scratched_record]

@@FloppyRodrigo Griffin and his brother Justin co-founded Polygon. They used to be Pat's bosses and might have even been the ones who hired him.

[@mayabombanation9914]

@@scratched_record I did not even know that, i just knew Griffin from the podcasts lmao.

[@jackroberts2704]

It's kinda weird that people know Polygon, but don't know the McElroy's

[@mashgore]

I personally think that a game where you play as Darth Vader and you're everyone's father would be amazing.

[@Jeremagpie]

Only if you get to raise your children

[@miles8677]

"IM your dad now. you live with ME now"

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Ok, but that would mean ol' Anakin was...donating a lot of material. You understand my meaning, I trust. The alternative of Vadar doing so it...very burnt.

[@mypronounissenpai3700]

Zeus, the game.

[@mashgore]

@@mypronounissenpai3700 oh, dang, I didn't think about that. That would be amazing

[@book_belle2929]

i normally don’t trust men who form their identities around tarantino films but for patrick i will make an exception

[@chickenskink1]

generally a wise decision

[@funkdungus839]

if a man has seen a tarantino movie you have to run immediately

[@cractor6307]

@@funkdungus839 I mean they are good movies...

[@joshuabailey9578]

funk dungus if a man has SEEN Tarantino film, it’s not all lost... but if I man starts talking to you about Tarantino unprompted? Call the chopper

[@kidzoom221]

Idk i feel like he knows that it makes him trash. Pat is nothing if not self aware

[@theowatchesyt]

only Pat can describe a bunch of straight college dude movies in a way that makes me want to watch them

[@polygon]

Don't watch them - Pat

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

be the straight college dude you wish to see in the world

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

It legitimately blows my mind that there are people in the world who think that "Fight Club" was saying that violence is a good thing, rather than saying "wow straight men really are so fucked-over by their own toxic masculinity that they legitimately cannot allow themselves to feel anything beyond destructive negativity, as personified by this *literal personification of toxic masculinity and poor mental health leading to a person's total collapse and many deaths*". Like, good grief.

[@Shinigami13133]

I mean, the Godfather is an actual work of cinema art though

[@avataraarow]

Abigail V yeah it’s sad how that shit seems to go right over a lot of people’s heads. I feel like a lot of people watch it because “ooh shirtless Brad Pitt beats the shit outta some guys and looks hot doing it!” But they’ll say it’s because of the fun violence because the very toxic masculinity the movie warns them against is the same thing keeping them from admitting “I just wanna see the pretty guy get half naked and fuck some shit up.”

[@Clairembify]

They should have banked on Reservoir Dogs' true strength and made it a romantic visual novel.

[@firstnamelastname4994]

If you play through the true ending with Mr. White, you unlock the sequel where Mr. Orange wakes up in an alternate dimension where aliens have obliterated most of humankind and you pilot a mech, but otherwise it's the same plot.

[@faefeatherweight]

Reservoir Otome

[@OpreRoma]

Reservoir Doki Doki Kennel Club

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

if you make the worng cohhice rhe ear cutter guy curds your eTer off

[@gleefulpebble]

Me, getting a Polygon notification: Unraveled? Polygon: No, this is Patrick Me: Yay

[@melskunk]

I came here to make a good comment but you, you have truly captured the essence of this video.

[@Kalesoup_]

@pineapplesocklad Indeed. I'm just subbed to Polygon for BDG, Pat and Simone. Dont get me wrong the others are cool too, but I just love these 3 so much

[@avataraarow]

You did it. You win.

[@ohno417]

So they turned Fight Club...into a fighting game...that's what they took away from the movie...the fights

[@bwagner23]

it's really Palahniuk's fault for not calling it "Toxic Masculinity Club" or "Ennui Club" or something.

[@DrZaius3141]

But the film already glorifies the violence through framing and the text itself. The movie's message boils down to: "Don't buy things, be a manly man-man who behaves like a cave man." The first part of the message is good, the second part is an incel's wet dream.

[@VenusAsAFormerBoy]

@@DrZaius3141 No, the glorification of violence comes from an unreliable narrator. The theme is that you shouldn't use toxic masculinity to combat the alienation of capitalist society. It portrays violence in the same way one might portray heroin: seductive but ultimately REALLY bad. Some people use the book/movie to justify their own toxic masculinity, but I think that's their fault for being unable to recognize themes.

[@jumbopaulo]

the fights and also maybe the club

[@MiseFreisin]

CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, THERE WAS *ONE RULE*

[@nathanl8622]

I like how Pat lovingly discusses these mediocre games and attempts to spin something positive out of all of them and then for Fight Club he doesn't even try to pretend it's not garbage and just dunks on it for a couple minutes.

[@MylesMarrero]

Was awesome of that Griffin McElroy guy to get the Boondock Saints footage like that. Seems pretty talented, he should start up his own video game journalism thing or something.

[@MrMeltJr]

I feel like he could make a pretty good podcast, too.

[@bingoblackdynomite]

I feel like he'd be a pretty solid dungeon master, but I'm not too sure. Just a hunch

[@aimelle3]

I hear Polygon is looking for a new video producer, maybe he should apply. I'm not sure he has the qualifications though.

[@emilyprins9143]

Maybe he should dabble in some voice acting, that new Trolls movie sounds interesting

[@dclarkmusic]

Yeah he should have some brothers too

[@benallen4633]

the ear cutting thing is sending me

[@soma8756]

i know most of this video is a goof, but it’s still genuinely fascinating how many games revolve around self destructive behavior minus the actual self destruction. this was really neat, pat

[@sancami2519]

Weetus Cren is straight up a Monster Factory name

[@robertborland5083]

"This is a phenomenon we see over and over again in games and entertainment. It's the antihero we're supposed to pity who we end up idolizing. Maybe it's because we've been given a culture that valorizes violence and acquisition. Maybe the problem is that cautionary tales about dangerous men just don't work. Why would stories about the dangers of wealth and power resonate with normal people who will never have the luxury of experiencing the dangers of wealth and power? Just about every one of these stories failed to convince us that our hero was broken, sad, and cruel, but every one of these games succeeded in giving us what we want: a playable version of the poster." Spot on. The statement can also be expanded to how the movies became popular dorm room posters.

[@CharlesAnjos]

man that's too true

[@gyrasolune5436]

"Boondock Saints is like the film adaptation of the video game adaptation of a Quentin Tarantino movie" is the sentence of the month already

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

is it true?

[@sylghouls]

1:17 "Italian crime hogwarts" ....well, that's it, I'm not going to hear anything funnier than that for the rest of today so I might as well just call it a night and be done

[@Asterius_101]

No one has been talking about it but it's the funniest thing ever

[@spacecasejay]

This feels like a conversation id have cornered by an art nerd at a party and honestly im here for it

[@BestLyricsUEverSeen]

it’s pat’s brand

[@moonsu98]

Alternative tittle: pat roasts men with fragile egos who idolizes the wrong people and has 0 reading comprehension for 13 mins straight

[@dysgregulated]

Ah yes, shed a tear for The Boondock Saints: The Movie: The Game: The Movie.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

The Boondock Saints: The Movie: The Review of: The Game: The Movie.

[@Moocow2003]

And Knuckles

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Street fight: The movie: The game. we have the game adaptation of a movie adaptation of street fighter.

[@rwolfheart6580]

This is unironically one of the best analysis videos I've seen in a while. You hit the nail on the head with how those movies try to show the dangers of toxic masculinity and capitalism, but their popularity is due to men who deeply missed that nuance, and seek to erase it through commodification of the film in merch and video game form.

[@sylghouls]

3:53 "Weetus Cren" sounds like something that I would have considered renaming myself back when I first figured out I was nonbinary in like, 2015

[@ravioliravioli118]

A true mistake, Weetus Cren

[@lucydoherty494]

It's not too late. You can still be Weetus Cren

[@Zoewolfspells]

ravioli ravioli bud I’m on my 3rd name so far, go ahead and live your weetus dreams

[@kaleidoslug7777]

As a non-binary, non-binary names are so fucking weird sometimes

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@lucydoherty494 Be the Weetus you want to see in the world.

[@curiousteddie]

But Pat, I love Reservoir Dogs because I'm gay and love young Tim Roth's smooth, smooth face and tragic fall.

[@BronyFore]

he gets to do that some more in Mr Right

[@jessescott6259]

SAME he looks kind of like a rat but I trust him.....

[@selentatsukie]

being a fan of polygon is being able to tell exactly when it's pat just from the title, and never being disappointed by the content

[@saxmaverick]

That Grif....in? McElroy had a bright future, but that game never came out, and he remains in obscurity to this day. Pat, on the other hand: this is a star

[@rowboatcop4451]

Hey Pat, loved the vid. Noticed you had a banjo in the background and I'm gonna 100% need that to be integrated into your next vid, thanks

[@chrissiefirefly5732]

third

[@The_Jovian]

And it better include the rainbow connection

[@キラキラ蛇]

they heard your prayer

[@キラキラ蛇]

@Max Crow who put all these banjos in my sci fi game

[@finalninju6021]

What I got from the Soprano game: "So, you're like, my ghost dad?" Ghost Dad, lisping: "Yeah. I'm like you're ghost dad" ... Where's the ghost stepmom

[@WaddleDee105]

👀👀👀

[@tamby_teeze]

That implies that your ghost mom and your ghost dad had a ghost divorce

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

why

[@elmer4090]

Pat is irony posting his way through quarantine and I relate

[@bLexi57]

I have that exact same Garfield mug in my hands as I’m watching this seeing that was WILD

[@tubegerm6732]

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

[@ieatbeescontactme501]

are you still alive

[@lilypando422]

am i losing it or is that the spider man 2 pizza song playing quietly in the background of the godfather stuff

[@samuelturner6076]

You’re not loosing it, it’s definitely that song. You know, I’m somewhat of a Pizza Time man myself.

[@axolotlking1072]

Hi this is the best interaction on the whole internet

[@pluto1906]

huge fan of the intense eye contact and hot takes thanks pat

[@ayitsgrey6531]

"Griffin... mcelroy?"

[@talousse]

I was onboard with the whole video idea, but when i saw griffin's name, and i actually gasped, pat never ceases to surprise in the best ways

[@EdKauffmann]

Weetus Cren is my favorite Star Wars expanded universe character

[@stephgilliam]

Me, drinking an Aperol Spritz out of a Burger King Star Wars cup at 3pm on a Thursday: Sniped. 360 no scoped.

[@bucca2]

WEETUS CREN *GRIFFIN MCELROY?!*

[@JSON1C]

psycho mantis?

[@sameenshaw9670]

Beyoncé?????

[@karimdib4436]

Revolver Ocelot

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

they're definitely fake names. griffin mcelroy? no way would a real person be called that.

[@meddle333]

You're that Ninja.

[@fizzandfur4237]

"And when you have maximum balls, you can go super saiyan" -Pat, 2020

[@cgregan]

I remember that one stage of the Reservoir Dogs game where you played as Mr. Brown driving a car and you had to complete the level before the screen turned red because of that one line about having blood in his eyes.

[@gustavotroya2272]

"A playable version of the poster" was the most consise and accurate review of all these games

[@Rachel-xf3op]

someone please make "Toxic Masculinity ASMR"

[@samlogsdon]

Getting yelled at by Italian men at a deli was just my job at my uncle's restaurant. I don't give it a 10, and always tip servers.

[@randomguy970]

This video reallllly makes me want a breaking bad game just so pat can talk about it

[@fpedrosa2076]

Cooking Mama, but instead you cook meth.

[@Vanished_Mostly]

There isn't one? Sounds like a perfect skin for a shitty mobile management sim.

[@actualizedanimal]

In a world where every other game is John Wick, The Godfather: The Game is the The Godfather of games.

[@shaunock]

At first I thought Pat had a guitar+banjo hung on his wall as well as a picture of guitar+banjo hung on his wall. Then I remembered that mirrors exist.

[@stephlrideout]

"Italian crime Hogwarts" is the best phrase I've ever heard

[@chickenskink1]

I think the point you make at the end is so true. Another example that comes to mind is Death Note. I'm baffled to this day by how many people in the fandom idolize Light Yagami.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Yeah It's an interesting point. Most of us live reasonably cushy lives where we don't have to worry about like mass murderers and stuff, our main understanding of an 'evil person' comes from media, and if that person is doing cool stuff while also killing ppl which is too abstract to care about and almost normalized, well how are we supposed to not think they're cool?

[@howdy4504]

This is the most passive aggressive read i've ever seen and i'm here for it

[@wellspokenrambler]

[faces get stretched into the aspect ratio of the video] let me guess was this at least partially edited by Br- yeah :/

[@FreshGirl3000]

Patrick Gill is one of the best comedic writers of our generation. Fight me.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

I'd have to make a fighting game based on a movie of a You Tube review first.

[@binary_terror2]

“Film adaptation of a video game adaptation of a Quentin Tarantino movie” is exactly the energy the Boondock Saints has and I’ve never been able to place.

[@AllisonIsLivid]

"Every one of these games gives us exactly what we want: a playable version of the poster." Except Fight Club. That gave us the book's version of a video game based on a movie about the shallow emptiness of violence and consumerism. In effect, a painful experience we should be ashamed of.

[@kelvinc]

God bless Pat doing this with the same straight face telling you the legacy of the Souls games.

[@healthgrips]

the way he says "youtube user ...griffin mmmcelroy..."

[@pliable-head]

love this!! your at-home lighting setup looks great and the mic drop of your video thesis at the end was fucking killer. maximum balls, my dude

[@Rachel-xf3op]

ok actually can someone make a terrible Great Gatsby video game I would love that

[@benulrand9137]

I want to play as Wilson

[@witchlightsands]

Pat please continue to tell me about things I’ve never experienced I need it

[@lindseythespy8208]

pat stumbling over "Griffin McElroy" was entirely too funny to me.

[@clemencegrumble6531]

I love most of the films mentioned here. I didn't know these games existed yesterday, and I was happy. Now I don't know how to feel. I feel like I've just been taken on a tour of an art gallery comprised entirely of 20-foot high cursed images. You just can't buy an experience like that.

[@MrWhight]

Were those Garfield mugs actually lead painted and recalled? I had one as a child and drank from it alot. I guess that could explain some things.

[@jeremyslather]

Mustache pat has so much dad energy.

[@Brandon-ix3po]

I'll pre order battefront 3 if they reveal a dedicated "reveal parentage" button

[@marcbromaghim-oropeza3199]

So in high school I ABSOLUTELY owned Scarface for the Wii, and opening premise aside, it kinda owned. The Wii never got a Grand Theft Auto game of it's own, and this game was a really fun Vice City clone (and my only option, as I only had a Wii). The 80s music and Miami backdrop were really fun, and it has an interesting mechanic where Tony actually will refuse to shoot any civilian. You're only allowed to target police and gang members. Sure, it completely missed the point of it's source material, but as a game, it was a genuinely good time. My friend bought the Godfather game instead, and that game was terrible.

[@lordeilluminati]

The Godfather is good too, the sequel is horrible for some reason, this second game was not developed by the same people from the first game. To sum up, it is a good game but a terrible adaptation, unlike Matrix games, which are good adaptations turned into terrible and broken games.

[@jamievaugh9015]

Looking forward to some hot Patrick takes

[@twilightvulpine]

Damn! That conclusion is just **chef's kiss** 10 misunderstood movies out of 10

[@narcspector]

Okay I know this channel is notorious for putting out stuff that starts off really hilarious, and ends up being really meaningful and deep. I never really bought into it too hard, cuz what I saw was good, but not like Earth's shattering I guess? This is the first one that really made me think... And it's funny because I was watching RalphtheMovieMaker reviews Gotti earlier (because I have a sick obsession with how bad that movie is, and although I've not seen it, I've seen enough), and he kind of broke down why people enjoy Mafia / mobster cinema. "It's interesting to watch dark and complex characters", I believe is how he put it. But this video just made me realize, it really is true: probably from as far back as this country existed, we HAVE "valorized violence acquisition". Why WOULD these stories resonate with us "normal people", especially since most of us will never come close to experiencing what these characters do, within the context of our own lives. And most importantly, as Patrick said, the depictions of said characters rarely drive home the fact that these characters are broken, fucked up, psych-jobs of people (with the exception of Rick and Tony Soprano I'd say, hell even Tony Stark for that matter, but that's an entirely different video) that shouldn't be idolized as "Tough guys who TOOK what they want, because it's DOG EAT DOG out there, and if you wanna survive and prosper you basically have to be Kratos (pre-PS4), have no remorse, kill everyone, become so powerful that even Gods can't hurt you, and have orgies whenever the mood strikes. Sympathy, compassion and generosity are seen as week in this country, which is why impressionable poster-buyin young adults gravitate towards what they think they should model their identities after. Masculinity personified, "giving no fucks" about consequences, and being as desirable as possible on a surface level as is physically and monetarily attainable. More cars, boats and homes (and hoes, lol referencez) equal more "respect, power and achievement." The one good thing I took away from this video (in my own mind, I dont think it was implied at all), is that games nowadays (as opposed to the dreaded Licensed Tie-In Game 2000s) seem to try and push more genuine and wholesome messages of morality, even in the AAA space. With the exception of The Last Of Us Part 2 😂🤣 I'm joking please don't send me death threats, it was low hanging fruit.

[@Jesse__H]

A recalled lead-painted Garfield mug? That is a fantastic detail 😁

[@Jesse__H]

The boondock saints is like the film adaptation of the video game adaptation of a Quentin Tarantino movie? Holy crap man, that's genius too. Excellent comedic writing in this video!!

[@SpringyErmine]

Ive drank from that mug recently, im very afraid

[@josueayala1249]

Am I only one wishing they still made games like these? And we ended up with a Cooking Mama-style Breaking Bad adaptation? No? Just me? Alright then...

[@saraidai6545]

me, seeing this title and IMMEDIATELY going "ah yes a pat video"

[@johnb8265]

"But the POSTER...is much more black and white." You owe me reparations for my ruined, coffee stained shirt from how hard I snorted, Mr. Gill.

[@Greendogblue]

"black and white"*

[@johnb8265]

Alex Piklor Ahhhhh another victim of autocorrect! Thanks!!

[@Diana-tx2iz]

By KZbin user.............. Griffin McElroy. How crazy is that, that he's the only one?

[@let2367]

Not gonna lie, I fully expected this to talk about Kingdom Hearts at some point. I love the franchise, but there's a huge degree to which the Disney worlds just ask the question "what if these three doofuses stumbled into every important moment of these eight movies, no matter how much that would undercut the emotional core of the original film?"

[@lesliewit]

😂😂😂😂 “You’re helping!”😂😂😂 As a 90’s baby who had to sit through EVERY boyfriend I had “show” me “Scarface”, The “Godfather” trilogy and “Resevoir Dogs” I thoroughly enjoyed this video.

[@lancerguy3667]

My favorite part of your character "Forrest Gumping" his way through the Godfather game was when Michael gets hasseled by the police officer the first time. Not content to simply have the same officer harass both Michael and your PC, they have a second, new police officer added to the scene who focuses on your character exclusively while the movie-original one harasses Michael. It reminded me of those, like, old disney cartoons starring dogs... and how if the human faced a bully, that bully would have a big dog that would bully the dog at the same time. I'm... I'm not expressing myself well, here... but it was weirdly adorable to me.

[@The_Tiger_Lily]

I feel like I’ve just been given a small glimpse of evidence of the ghost of Griffin McElroy, like seeing a figure with short hair and round glasses at the end of a dark hallway.

[@UtauReni]

"italian crime hogwarts" *funky funiculi funicula remix begins to play in the distance*

[@mossypop]

“You get to do that! ... You’re helping! :)” made me smile so much

[@Monkeyshaman]

Ah, the mid '00s or the age before proper crease shaders and collar simulation.

[@littlefrank90]

That darth vader analogy was pure gold.

[@caitlynnpollard5055]

The Garfield mug unlocked a very specific memory of my Nana from my childhood. Thanks for that, I guess.

[@samtheultimatetransguy4300]

Fun fact(s): the iconic opening scene (in the Godfather) in which Marlon Brandeau monologues for like 5 minutes while petting a cat was partially unintentional. The story goes that Marlon showed up on the day of shooting with a random stray cat he found, and he asked if he could do the scene while petting the cat. Coppola was like "sure," not realizing that the image of a big scary tough guy mob boss sitting back in a cushy chair petting a cat while partially obscured in shadow would become one of the most iconic villain cliches out there. It was mainly known for being copied by a James Bond movie, but I can keep this relevant to video games because the whole "villain with a cat" thing heavily played into the design for Giovanni, the Big Bad of Team Rocket in Pokemon! Though Giovanni has been redesigned several times, his appearance is heavily based on the character of Vito Corleone, hence Giovanni's signature Persian that he always has with him for whatever reason. Personally, I speculate that the name Giovanni was chosen for the English version of the game primarily because it was Italian, and they wanted to embody the "tough guy mob boss vito corleone" vibe. I could literally go on about this for hours but yeah *tl;dr: The Godfather was more important to Pokemon than its own video game adaptation.*

[@meromeromi5317]

WAIT PAT ARE THOSE MUGS ACTUALLY LEAD PAINTED MY NANA HAS THAT EXACT ONE IVE BEEN DRINKING OUT OF IT FOR YEARS

[@blakelively3242]

The way these Pat videos just find that one exact angle on video games that is so specifically silly and borderline inane but also so god damn insightful is mind boggling and I THIRST for that ability with all the intensity and focus of an unstoppable monster chasing Pat in a video game.

[@djfrogtime9956]

pat your videos especially have been really cool lately!! this was so funny!!!

[@naanmel5528]

Pat: there comes a time when we must put away childish things * Shows Battle for Bikini Bottom clip * I'm 26 and literally playing this right now...is that bad? 😅

[@Psysium]

I turn 30 this year and regularly quote SpongeBob. There are many of us and there's no shame in having fun!

[@elijahhollis1957]

my grandmother had that exact garfield mug rest her soul

[@luo522]

Aw man. I may have liked The Godfather video games when I was in college, but I was a senior at a women’s college who had never seen the movie, so I like to think I buck the stereotype.

[@kylecook7187]

I only played the first one, but while the story was meh, the game was actually pretty fuckin advanced for the time. The territory takeover aspect of it was done in a really interesting way, and it's one of the only games with thumb stick melee that isn't totally unplayable lol

[@laura_jones]

I'm living for the look Pat gets when he says, "Adult things.."

[@rogueflour4581]

Pat is as succinct as Brian is chaotic, perfect balance in the polygon universe

[@katietaylor5094]

Pat you're the king of hot takes and I respect the hell out of you. These videos are phenomenal and I am so glad that you make them!

[@danhunt3821]

The best part of the Reservoir Dogs game is that it somehow kept all the music from the film. Truly made that same driving mission that was copied 30 times bearable.

[@hugsforastarion]

Favorite Pat video essay so far. Feels like he’s really saying smth, like he’s really gettin in there

[@loloice401]

11:36 who knew maximum balls would be something said in a polygon video

[@lindseythespy8208]

it was only a matter of time

[@robh5974]

I honestly would've expected it to be in the truck nuts video

[@MiseFreisin]

look, between Pat's hot takes and Unraveled, it was bound to happen sooner or later

[@richardglumm8134]

Not only did Pat effortlessly anticipate the "he's literally me" meme 2 years earlier, he also managed to explain its appeal in a nuanced and non-condescending way while still pointing out the ridiculousness of the whole genre of misunderstood sad bad man movies

[@sorendont]

"You build up a cocaine empire" this is way too funny

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

It took my until the last 5 seconds of the video to realise that behind Pat is a mirror and not an ironic painting of the banjo and guitar in the same positions they happen to be in

[@trotzkii]

I love that Pat has a 5 string banjo.

[@yoshi6106]

You had me at "valorizes"

[@Mrcheesebumble]

Patrick can leave me a tip any day.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Just the tip?

[@CristinaAlmarazLopez]

I read the title of this video and instantly thought "this sounds like a Patrick video". You never dissapoint, Pat Gill

[@CapybaraMMA]

Never have i seen a KZbin video so accurately tackle such a niche topic this was awesome. I give this video maximum balls