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@hatredisgod39682 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@erickabashi19332 жыл бұрын
Thank you for coming back, now for the Garbage
@lunartransport54612 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, your videos are the best! Keep it up man!
@acemarvel15642 жыл бұрын
This video made me remember something essential about movies in general, we only remember the best ones from the past because the bad ones not unlike today are easily forgotten
@metaknight1152 жыл бұрын
I truely love this channel. You're not afraid to call out cancel culture and twitter puritans, but at the (cough, cough, Critical Drinker, cough, cough).
@stantusepicus16172 жыл бұрын
"Its a plus sign, this dude was into mathematics" is such a shittily good line.
@ZION730822 жыл бұрын
CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!! 😏
@miniraptor32112 жыл бұрын
The delivery makes it even better "This dude was in-ta mat-a-matics!"
@P-P-Panda2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO YE
@ab-gail Жыл бұрын
6:04 Lol Just amazing
@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын
I didn't know where you were going with that, *but then I studied CARTOGRAPHY!*
@ironicugandan58262 жыл бұрын
His animation budget has gotten so much better.
@brianaguilar82832 жыл бұрын
All that Patreon money
@ironicugandan58262 жыл бұрын
@@elizabeth5561 It's the beginning of a sentence. You capitalize the first letter. If I went " That's when His" then he'd be a god.
@MikkyD6662 жыл бұрын
@@ironicugandan5826 I always thought capitalization was important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your uncle jack off a horse.
@hatkid13982 жыл бұрын
In went from 5 dollars to a whopping 10 DOLLARS!
@kiebahow4422 жыл бұрын
@@elizabeth5561 I like how you capitalized I to refer to yourself as a God
@SuperFitzieZX2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that even the main character didn’t have enough plot armor to survive to the end of his own movie. Not only that but he dies off screen and turn into a vampire only to die again in an unmemorable fashion.
@KuroiShiAnimu2 жыл бұрын
Respectable writing tbh, at least it's more innovative than any new Marvel garbage
@igodreamer70962 жыл бұрын
That was the twist of the plot
@SiriusSphynx2 жыл бұрын
And to think, that quality of writing is now considered normal.
@predator79392 жыл бұрын
Speaking of the main character dying off in a Horror movie, I want a Predator movie where the protagantist loses to the Predator but actually on screen of course.
@star-rock64662 жыл бұрын
@@KuroiShiAnimu honestly, I feel like I should expect someone to shit on marvel the moment someone talk about writing or plot at this point
@seag7432 Жыл бұрын
The government taking a sex bot and using her for surveillance is the most realistic thing about this movie.
@ShawnofSteel8742 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’ve seen this movie before. And I don’t remember it being so…movie. Dracula 3000 was truly the Morbius before Morbius. Truly it was one of the movies
@ChallengeIdeas2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, we can safely say that among vampire movies, this one exists.
@mirceazaharia20942 жыл бұрын
It sounds intriguing. Gonna watch this and Morbius tomorrow. Maybe they're not good, but they might be fun. I won't be paying for them, of course, that would be just silly.
@jackalenterprisesofohio2 жыл бұрын
@@mirceazaharia2094 no a real insult would be paying half price.
@XombieLejon662 жыл бұрын
And like this movie, Morbius is destined to be one of the things you'd see on cable at 2am on a wednesday. A fitting end.
@MrJfizzle112332 жыл бұрын
People are still commenting this?
@JoJoJoker2 жыл бұрын
Just when the world is in crisis the Possum comes to the rescue with his reviews.
@ergbudster33332 жыл бұрын
That's right, man. I'd hate to get toasted under the Big Light without a blast of Pos to check out on. Cheers.
@user-fo1ow1jq3b2 жыл бұрын
What crisis?
@Yogurt_Fingers2 жыл бұрын
@@user-fo1ow1jq3b What planet do you live on?
@dylanmonstrum15382 жыл бұрын
@@Yogurt_Fingers No, go on, what crisis?
@TakBonez2 жыл бұрын
Not all Heroes wear capes, some eat out of the garbage and root about out yard in the middle of the night.
@supereldinho2 жыл бұрын
I still remember watching this movie on VHS with my dad. For the most part we took all of the movie's glaring, overwhelming issues in stride, but I'll never forget the dead-eyed look we threw one another after the ending. We both had a "what the fuck did I just watch?" look on our faces, and after about a minute we vocally agreed that we just wasted our fucking time on this thing and simply popped in a VHS of The Incredibles and had a much more pleasant afternoon. Jolly times.
@danieldubrovin88132 жыл бұрын
Wait, was the incredible actually on VHS?
@chinghamburger22002 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 surprisingly yeah, the incredibles was on vhs
@SiriusSphynx2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 VHS was still around pretty strong well into the early 2000s. Sorry, you don't live that far in future.
@Dingleberrycrunch362 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 no, i think the mandela effect is at play here. Toy Story and A Bugs Life are the only two Pixar movies i can think of that were available on VHS Edit: Looks like Toy Story 2 probably was as well.
@oWarlock360o2 жыл бұрын
Just checked, and it existed indeed
@ablosch24522 жыл бұрын
In the original Dracula story, there was a part where Dracula invades a boat called The Demeter. Then the captain binds himself to the wheel after Dracula killed his crew. The plan didn't work because the heading of the ship still worked and this is how Dracula invaded England. I don't know why the Captain tying himself to a chair would do the same as tying himself to the wheel, but I guess they were trying to make a shout-out to that? Even though technically in this, Dracula doesn't invade another planet but the ship spontaneously explodes before that can happen.
@RazorRamonMachismo2 жыл бұрын
and he weak AF here although respect to him for killing the mc
@oimeuchapa69952 жыл бұрын
Didn't the captain tangled a Rosary with a Cross on his hands so Dracula couldn't get near it?
@ablosch24522 жыл бұрын
@@oimeuchapa6995 maybe that’s what the dead captain holding a cross in this movie was making a shout-out too. But for this movie I don’t see what just being tied to a chair would do, given he didn’t appear to be attached to the control panel or anything.
@cartooncritique66252 жыл бұрын
This is a clear case of the writers trying to make the movie seem smarter than it actually is.
@armouredjester162211 ай бұрын
You're totally right. It was a good attempt to reference a better story, but it's still just a dumb movie
@Theminotard2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in vampire the masquerade you DO have the keep the stake in, otherwise they become unparalyzed. They get knocked into a sort of frozen state called torpor when you stake them.
@edge32202 жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty cool concept. Plays into the immortality thing, too. Everything else has them technically still mortal, they just don't die of old age.
@Theminotard2 жыл бұрын
@@edge3220 well if you leave them there too long they start to desiccate and mummify, but they still can die to guns(they treat any non headshot as a weaker type of damage), knives, sun, getting hit with blunt objects. And werewolves…and the clans of vampires that have the ability to grow claws that do a special type of damage
@jeffumbach2 жыл бұрын
The original concept of the stake in folklore was that you dug up the grave of the corpse that was suspected to be rising at night as a vampire and use the stake to nail them to the ground so they couldn't rise from their grave anymore.
@hebanker33722 жыл бұрын
@@jeffumbach You are wrong.The original vampire tales featured wooden stakes as measures of seeing if the corpse was reanimated.They drove it through the heart and if they saw blood dripping or the body twisting,they then mutilated it and burned it.
@shallendor2 жыл бұрын
In the Rifts RPG, staking a vampire puts it in stasis, so some master vampires will stake a bunch of their secondary vampires to store them till needed, since that is less blood that is needed!
@crazeelazee75242 жыл бұрын
"The SD card is about to run out of memory space, should we go buy another one?" "Nah fuck it, add an explosion and call it quits"
@AbrasiousProductions2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood, I need to sell that for cigarettes" 😂
@tailfin65952 жыл бұрын
Bidenflation is a bitch
@elizabeth55612 жыл бұрын
Why have your blood be filled with cancer when you can sell your blood so others can have cancer free blood.
@Hotpocketmountiandew2 жыл бұрын
"Sweet Jesus" - Rico from starship troopers.
@AR-mi9cv2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅🤷🏾♂️
@Bl4ckD0g2 жыл бұрын
Proof that he is Plinkett's other other son, that turned out just like his dad.
@elliottblackburn43312 жыл бұрын
Coolio once said: “we’ve been spending most our lives on set filming for dracula 3000”
@XombieLejon662 жыл бұрын
"As I walked through the factory of a shitty film set I take a look at the budget and realize there's nothing left "
@ZION730822 жыл бұрын
And I've been hamming and mugging so long that, there's not any scenery left to be chewed! 😏
@mikeymike87052 жыл бұрын
@@XombieLejon66 😂😂
@Tuvok_Shakur2 жыл бұрын
coolio never once said anything remotely close to that
@BigPuddin2 жыл бұрын
@@Tuvok_Shakur You can't honestly tell me you missed the joke here.
@theactualTVB2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most he came back
@SoulSir5vr2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Coolio or Tiny Lister Jr.?
@suprshin2 жыл бұрын
Best ending I’ve ever witnessed. 10/10 for the ending alone.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron2 жыл бұрын
I knew the actor playing Humvee. I worked at a Hobby Town back in the mid 2000's and he would come in for toy train stuff. I actually built some buildings for one of the towns he was putting together. Kinda funny when you imagine big ol Deebo from Friday playing with toy trains.
@vanzy012 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NecromancyForKids2 жыл бұрын
We all have hobbies
@Snake4520062 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty awesome. I remember reading a story as well from a guy who ran a comic shop that Vin Diesel stopped in one day, shortly after the first Riddick movie came out. The dude said he bought over $800 in dungeons and Dragons stuff, signed a bunch of stuff for the shop, and then left on his merry way. Henry Cavill is also a huge nerd as well. Its fun when celebrities have some of the same hobbies.
@aweirdredtoad36372 жыл бұрын
If that's true, I like the thought of him having his own model railway. Better than being seen as the neighborhood bully in movies.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron2 жыл бұрын
@@aweirdredtoad3637 the funny thing is, the day I met him he rolled up to Hobby Town in a blacked out Rover on 22s with 3 other guys lookin all G. Than they all immediately go over to the train section and start talking about trains and getting excited like a bunch of children. It was awesome and made me realize to not judge a book by its cover.
@pretikewl762 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid to admit just how happy I get when you post a new review vid. Please never stop.
@Laxhoop2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he’s back! That’s truly terrifying!
@TomasioTV2 жыл бұрын
The Dracula in this film isn't even a robot, he's just a regular vampire.
@331coolguy2 жыл бұрын
Which makes me wonder why even put it into space if they don't even make him into an alien or a cyborg?
@afatneckbeard52722 жыл бұрын
so youre saying jason x is better
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@331coolguy Because its an interesting setting for a vampire movie?
@noiranight2 жыл бұрын
Damn, the Van Helsing gene really died out through years.. Great video dear possum!
@MrArgus111112 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad to see Coolio getting the respect he deserves after his passing.
@petergriffin-tu6ug Жыл бұрын
what did he do?
@soundwaveshadlow2 жыл бұрын
I remember a friend gave me a pirate copy of this when it came out and he told me it was the best vampire film he ever seen. Bastard set me up.
@vicvega36142 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to prison for giving away a pirated version of this shitty movie
@teejaylecapois97412 жыл бұрын
Haha 😄
@nguyenquyetthang13262 жыл бұрын
When the world needs him the most, he returns with another outstanding review
@Nyck-Dee2 жыл бұрын
that ending made me wish all dracula movies ended with an explosion that comes out of nowhere.
@mallios132 жыл бұрын
It could work, too. In Coppola's Dracula, Keanu rode through a ring of blue fire. Just kersplode him there and end the movie.
@samsmith9315 Жыл бұрын
I love the way they threw in a couple of names from Dracula like Van Helsing and Mina, then said "screw it, that's all the effort we're gonna put into this one!" Great review as always, Possum!
@SunniestDeese2 жыл бұрын
My favorite scene was when Van Hellsing said "So, you really are the Dracula 3,000 now." And everyone clapped.
@DavidsSanity2 жыл бұрын
Yes the possum is back felt so empty without you’re reviews
@ProjectRedfoot2 жыл бұрын
Your*
@sakuradabp64002 жыл бұрын
If you thought Jason in space was ridiculous... Edit: the HELL was that ending? After the protagonist died I knew this was weird but like, is this actually a serious movie or was it all a joke?
@angrymokyuu94752 жыл бұрын
That's the sort of setup for an ending where the camera pans to reveal that either one of them had already made the corrections and just lied as an excuse to get busy or that one of the vampires was still alive(if it weren't for the instaturns, I'd suggest the captain for maximum stinger).
@cartooncritique66252 жыл бұрын
This movie was probably part of a money laundering scheme.
@angryinternetperson66292 жыл бұрын
Jason X was absolute dogshit. I guess this Dracula movie has an excuse of at least not setting high standards for itself. On the other hand, you'd expect Friday the 13th movies to be pretty amazing, as quite a few of them are. But Jason X is just an utter heap of shit...
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@angryinternetperson6629 Eh it wasnt worse than any of the previous Friday movies
@angryinternetperson6629 Жыл бұрын
@@themug406 That's not true. Yes, a lot of the Friday the 13th movies sucked ass, but some of them were also pretty great. Jason X is just ridiculous. The entire premise is ridiculous for a Friday the 13th movie.
@easolinas12332 жыл бұрын
This movie. This movie very literally made me physically ill. I am not joking or exaggerating. I was having flu symptoms when I watched it, but didn't get the flu. You're a brave possum to watch it.
@smith97472 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Erika Eleniak, the actress who portrays Aurora, became famous due to Baywatch and posed for the Playboy magazine
@daishikaze39862 жыл бұрын
Another fact about her is that she played the Girl that Elliot kisses in E.T.
@restoreleader Жыл бұрын
Keeping her alive for the whole movie was obviously the best idea they ever got
@flioink Жыл бұрын
And also...would!
@giuseppeianniello1998 Жыл бұрын
And also her second venture into vampire territory after Bordello of Blood. Another film that also wasn’t good
@Stench512 Жыл бұрын
She was also in Under Siege. She bursts out of a cake and starts stripping, and then does other things later but those are less important.
@Hugelag2 жыл бұрын
Only 1 thing can stop him... _Pinocchio 3000_
@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio 2022
@mallios132 жыл бұрын
*Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer* "I'm not trying, I just keep running into them!"
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG Huh? Your comment adds nothing, its no joke or correction or additional information or input, youre literally just saying anything. Cars 2006
@disbeafakename1672 жыл бұрын
Dude... Coolio should have been in more movies. Him eating the scenery was the best part of this movie.
@MKarl42 жыл бұрын
Just watched a movie "Shark side of the moon" and I believe it is something that you would love to review. It is pinnacle of movie production when you consider a wtf/minute as the the measurement. Solid 11/10.
@jeffumbach2 жыл бұрын
"Dark Side of the Moon", a space ship wanders into an area of space between the Earth and the Moon that somehow aligns with the Bermuda Triangle and they run into the Devil. Yeah it's a really weird movie. Brandon Tenold has a review of it.
@igodreamer70962 жыл бұрын
"Dracula 3000? What happened with the others 2999 then?"
@dhnation49752 жыл бұрын
Nice reference.
@sowder2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORST MOVIES EVER. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE THE ONE TO REVIEW IT!
@joevaughn92412 жыл бұрын
I'm always in a better mood after a possum review! 😃👍
@acemarvel15642 жыл бұрын
This was of course the weird years of halloween movies
@AquaticIdealist2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, he wasn't made well." The lines write themselves, don't they?
@jerrymcsendee2 жыл бұрын
Ok, the Dracula amputation scream @ 19:28... they mixed in a Wilhelm scream with one or two others, didn't they? That's awesome. And that's no mummy either, it's the Crypt Keeper. He's "hell preserved" in his "Sirhan Sirhan" wrap.
@GlidingZephyr Жыл бұрын
The woman with the pigtails looks like one of those functioning drug addicts you'll come across buying instant lottery tickets and hanging around at a gas station, at 3 in the morning. You know what I mean, the ones who won't leave the counter and shut up until the clerk asks them to? I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but now I definitely intend to. (Rest in Peace, Coolio.)
@TroyGreen7172 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this at 2am on HBO like 20 years ago thinking it was some fever dream.
@jeremyallen59742 ай бұрын
This definitely comes off as a movie that is only played in the dead of night after all the porn stuff finishes its runtime
@TheOwneroftheIC2 жыл бұрын
"How did you know" "I didn't" Has real Zombie Flanders energy.
@zaczane2 жыл бұрын
Missed you possum. Your regular passive negativity actually makes me happy sometimes. So thanks.
@soulbrother54352 жыл бұрын
new Possum video, unexpected but always welcome addition to the day
@butteryfriedwizard22192 жыл бұрын
This movies ending genuinely pissed me off. Thank goodness it ended, though.
@nin10-doh752 жыл бұрын
He has returned!
@glibberglobber93582 жыл бұрын
My favorite possum-related movie review chanel is back!
@kiopho2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, we missed ya. Also, I just noticed that Виктор Александрович Гонтар is no longer a patron. I hope he's doing fine.
@mikerazor72 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine that this movie was Coolio's biggest regret.
@danieldubrovin88132 жыл бұрын
Dracula 3000 was to coolio what Garfield is to Bill Murray
@mallios132 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Coolio was legit too high while filming this to even remember it. Watching it must've felt like seeing a doppleganger.
@BigPuddin2 жыл бұрын
Well, he can't regret shit now.
@TacDyne2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood! I need to to sell for cigarettes!" Oh man! Such truth.
@aquariandawn47502 жыл бұрын
Plasma, tho.
@c4sper87710 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Captain Varna (2:28) is played by Udo Kier, who played the villain, Yuri in the popular 2001 game expansion, Command & Conquer 2: Yuri's Revenge.
@MrCake-hl6md2 жыл бұрын
The return of the possum!
@t1mmypsp2 жыл бұрын
Possum! Long time no see, man! Awesome job on the review as always! R.i.p Coolio and Zeus (deebo). That ending was terrible for my taste I mean, Jesus! I guess that's why they call it a downer ending
@LilyApus2 жыл бұрын
welcome back Possum! I remember this movie actually, it's hilariously bad. more importantly why did the Goblin turn on the stove?
@ludditeneaderthal2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood... I need to sell that for cigarettes!". Christ, my life summed up in a punchline
@tvbnine7932 жыл бұрын
Ah Possum, the only KZbinr I'm cool with watching ad breaks for. Happy Spooktober everybody!
@dr.sommercamp34352 жыл бұрын
That salvageship looks kind a familiar...there was a (also) failed 90. Sci-Fi-Show named "Space Rangers" it had an allstar Cast and superb music by Hans Zimmer & Mark Mancina!
@theitchyspot Жыл бұрын
"So the two girls are against salvaging the ship, because they don't know what happened to the crew and it's spooky... but toxic masculinety prevails!" lmfao!!! god knows, I so fricking like your reviews.
@AbrasiousProductions2 жыл бұрын
Finally your back! Your the greatest possum!❤
@ProjectRedfoot2 жыл бұрын
You're*
@AbrasiousProductions2 жыл бұрын
Correcting my grammar won't fix the emptiness in your life.
@ChallengeIdeas2 жыл бұрын
@@AbrasiousProductions But it will put some verbs in yours.
Maybe for your Christmas review, you could review “Joshua and the Promised Land”
@tultsi932 жыл бұрын
Or The 3 Wise Men.
@cradiculous2 жыл бұрын
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@sagrawolf2 жыл бұрын
He should it’s one of the worst movies ever made
@joyjones82312 жыл бұрын
You only live once and I bet Coolio had a blast playing a vampire.
@jozefkovac68582 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to wonder, how a movie like this could have been made.
@fmsyntheses2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Coolio was a fan of Red Dwarf. He's giving off some serious Danny John-Jules energy.
@cahallo59642 жыл бұрын
18:33 actually yes you have according to folklore which is why vampires got either cremated or buried with the stake still on their heart
@TheGreenarrow882 жыл бұрын
This is one of those mysterious DVDs I always saw at the video rental place with a memorable cover that I just instinctively knew was an utter turd. A shame Udo Kier was attached to this, but the man is a professional and has been in his fair share of turkeys. I recall vaguely watching this on sci-fi I think back in the day and for some reason this melded with Jason X in my head.
@jenswonderfulworld6369 Жыл бұрын
That was the most chaotic nonsensical ending I've seen in a long time! 10/10!!
@SolarisKane Жыл бұрын
But not the worst. Watch Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Spoilers... The hero from the first movie comes across a planet destroying nuke worshipped by humans with mind powers (wut?). The hero gets spurned by the apes again and says fuck it and activates the nuke destroying Earth. Yay?
@b3rz3rk3r92 жыл бұрын
Wow, never thought I'd see an action horror film with religious connotations worse than Deliver Us From Evil, but here we are. At least, I think it was bad. Man, it's been years since I've seen it and I only remember that last segment.
@hobowizard31242 жыл бұрын
As a Romanian, hearing "Transylvania planet" and "Carpathian system" gave me too much hatred than I ever expected to feel over a shitty movie.
@SillyPom2 жыл бұрын
Back when this was available at the local video rental outlet, I really thought that it was the third installment in Wes Craven's Dracula movies. Like, the director and studio had all just gotten fed up, said "ahh ferkit," and this was the direct to DVD conclusion that was churned out in their absence. Live and learn I guess.
@Jeffrey3141592 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking it was a sequel to the Dracula 2000 movies by Wes craven
@michaelaurban41202 жыл бұрын
My son just asked me yesterday if there were any new Possum videos. Then this came up today 😂😂😂😂! So I left him a note so he could watch this after school today! THANK YOU POSSUM 🎉!!!
@fattiger69572 жыл бұрын
I knew this movie was gonna suck, but I assumed the ending would at least make sense. I wonder if they ran out of money and wouldn't have enough to film the real climax so they just threw together an new ending over a weekend.
@schizoid98472 жыл бұрын
Great to see you again Possum!
@strikingsarcophagus2 жыл бұрын
Yess! Prime Possum content!
@trashratman64372 жыл бұрын
Nice a new possum video
@Kinnakeeter2 жыл бұрын
You know Coolio was also in an episode of Charmed. RIP Coolio
@EmoBunny692 жыл бұрын
I welcome back our Possum Over Lord!!!
@BlackburnBigdragon2 жыл бұрын
How long has it been since we've had a horror movie with likeable characters that we care about? You would think that if characters are being hunted and killed by evil, unstoppable, forces, that the film makers would want us to actually care about the good guys instead of making every-single-one of them complete a**holes.
@AmishParadise272 жыл бұрын
If vampires only come out at night, wouldn't it not make sense for them to be in space with the sun and other stars being around?
@mallios132 жыл бұрын
Even on Earth, would vampires have pock marks from starlight? Would they have a sunburn from full moonlight?
@grogc69422 жыл бұрын
Kinda on a tangent but as a Warhammer Fantasy fan, I was always stunned no one thought of the Vampire Coast earlier. Vampires that live under the sea because they don't need air or sun and just pirate the living hell out of everything.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
Bad movies like this are only tolerable to watch when this guy is roasting it in the background
@diegonx74892 жыл бұрын
oh hell yeah he's back
@LookAtEachOther2 жыл бұрын
The only horror movie that has made Possum technically pee himself... Also planet Transylvania in the Carpathian system. Gee, someone opened a geography book.
@minespatch2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were Rocky Horror fans? 😆
@mallios132 жыл бұрын
In Dracula 4000, they'll have to fight Vigo the Space Carpathian, which will involve sending him back into the low budget sci-fi giant screen, trapped in a gif for all eternity.
@Jilktube2 жыл бұрын
The single most underrated review channel.
@LordDeathslayer2 жыл бұрын
Somehow... Possum returned.
@aggldagxvf2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're still here shaym
@unformedeight2 жыл бұрын
Randomly thought that I want a horror comedy where they defeat a vampire by googling a picture of the sun and showing it to him and he burns and not a real picture but a poorly drawn one
@mayonnaise39592 жыл бұрын
The way they introduce there characters is like choosing your class borderlands
@SenpaiiTrykono2 жыл бұрын
God finally your back..
@edge32202 жыл бұрын
The only single positive of this movie being made is that 18 years later Possum reviews it.
@heatfan4life559 Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy films in the last 20 years.
@OppositeOfNinja2 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. Anything with Casper Van Dien is worth a look, as even when it's as daft as this one he still gives a proper performance. The wrist-mounted 90s warehouse order scanners they used as tricorders was a nice touch too
@Ars-Nova2582 жыл бұрын
Dracula 3000 has of the worst dialogue I’ve heard outside of the MCU’s She-Hulk.
@UltravioletNomad2 жыл бұрын
This movie come out AFTER the first two Scary Movies and yet seems like its exactly the thing Scary Movie was parodying.
@DieselWeasel2 жыл бұрын
I think you should review Lone Wolf (2020). It's the epitome of "found garbage".
@lnternetmanster11422 жыл бұрын
You are alive! This video proves you must still be alive. Possums dont live very long without any attention. Its nice to see you still make videos despite you getting no attention. Make sore more videos once in a while to let us know you are still alive.
@dragnguy20932 жыл бұрын
What an anticlimactic ending. The mc just dies and I guess drac is just screwed to wander around for a few hours. Meanwhile robot decides to remember she can fuck. What a weird way to end
@Blackheartedhethan2 жыл бұрын
Holy black Jesus that was funny as all hell. Thank you Poss.
@sandyman30702 жыл бұрын
Sam O’Nella, blue jay, AND possum all uploading in the same week? What did we do to deserve something so magnificent
@shanedenny2871 Жыл бұрын
I vaguely remember this movie. But damn don't you just make it refreshing. Thanks for all these vids ma Possum.