Dracula 3000: A Space Vampire Movie That Sucks Something Other Than Blood

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@PossumReviews
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@hatredisgod3968
@hatredisgod3968 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@erickabashi1933
@erickabashi1933 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for coming back, now for the Garbage
@lunartransport5461
@lunartransport5461 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, your videos are the best! Keep it up man!
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 2 жыл бұрын
This video made me remember something essential about movies in general, we only remember the best ones from the past because the bad ones not unlike today are easily forgotten
@metaknight115
@metaknight115 2 жыл бұрын
I truely love this channel. You're not afraid to call out cancel culture and twitter puritans, but at the (cough, cough, Critical Drinker, cough, cough).
@stantusepicus1617
@stantusepicus1617 2 жыл бұрын
"Its a plus sign, this dude was into mathematics" is such a shittily good line.
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 2 жыл бұрын
CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!! 😏
@miniraptor3211
@miniraptor3211 2 жыл бұрын
The delivery makes it even better "This dude was in-ta mat-a-matics!"
@P-P-Panda
@P-P-Panda 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO YE
@ab-gail
@ab-gail Жыл бұрын
6:04 Lol Just amazing
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot Жыл бұрын
I didn't know where you were going with that, *but then I studied CARTOGRAPHY!*
@ironicugandan5826
@ironicugandan5826 2 жыл бұрын
His animation budget has gotten so much better.
@brianaguilar8283
@brianaguilar8283 2 жыл бұрын
All that Patreon money
@ironicugandan5826
@ironicugandan5826 2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabeth5561 It's the beginning of a sentence. You capitalize the first letter. If I went " That's when His" then he'd be a god.
@MikkyD666
@MikkyD666 2 жыл бұрын
@@ironicugandan5826 I always thought capitalization was important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your uncle jack off a horse.
@hatkid1398
@hatkid1398 2 жыл бұрын
In went from 5 dollars to a whopping 10 DOLLARS!
@kiebahow442
@kiebahow442 2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabeth5561 I like how you capitalized I to refer to yourself as a God
@SuperFitzieZX
@SuperFitzieZX 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy that even the main character didn’t have enough plot armor to survive to the end of his own movie. Not only that but he dies off screen and turn into a vampire only to die again in an unmemorable fashion.
@KuroiShiAnimu
@KuroiShiAnimu 2 жыл бұрын
Respectable writing tbh, at least it's more innovative than any new Marvel garbage
@igodreamer7096
@igodreamer7096 2 жыл бұрын
That was the twist of the plot
@SiriusSphynx
@SiriusSphynx 2 жыл бұрын
And to think, that quality of writing is now considered normal.
@predator7939
@predator7939 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of the main character dying off in a Horror movie, I want a Predator movie where the protagantist loses to the Predator but actually on screen of course.
@star-rock6466
@star-rock6466 2 жыл бұрын
​@@KuroiShiAnimu honestly, I feel like I should expect someone to shit on marvel the moment someone talk about writing or plot at this point
@seag7432
@seag7432 Жыл бұрын
The government taking a sex bot and using her for surveillance is the most realistic thing about this movie.
@ShawnofSteel874
@ShawnofSteel874 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’ve seen this movie before. And I don’t remember it being so…movie. Dracula 3000 was truly the Morbius before Morbius. Truly it was one of the movies
@ChallengeIdeas
@ChallengeIdeas 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed, we can safely say that among vampire movies, this one exists.
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds intriguing. Gonna watch this and Morbius tomorrow. Maybe they're not good, but they might be fun. I won't be paying for them, of course, that would be just silly.
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 2 жыл бұрын
​@@mirceazaharia2094 no a real insult would be paying half price.
@XombieLejon66
@XombieLejon66 2 жыл бұрын
And like this movie, Morbius is destined to be one of the things you'd see on cable at 2am on a wednesday. A fitting end.
@MrJfizzle11233
@MrJfizzle11233 2 жыл бұрын
People are still commenting this?
@JoJoJoker
@JoJoJoker 2 жыл бұрын
Just when the world is in crisis the Possum comes to the rescue with his reviews.
@ergbudster3333
@ergbudster3333 2 жыл бұрын
That's right, man. I'd hate to get toasted under the Big Light without a blast of Pos to check out on. Cheers.
@user-fo1ow1jq3b
@user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 жыл бұрын
What crisis?
@Yogurt_Fingers
@Yogurt_Fingers 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-fo1ow1jq3b What planet do you live on?
@dylanmonstrum1538
@dylanmonstrum1538 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Yogurt_Fingers No, go on, what crisis?
@TakBonez
@TakBonez 2 жыл бұрын
Not all Heroes wear capes, some eat out of the garbage and root about out yard in the middle of the night.
@supereldinho
@supereldinho 2 жыл бұрын
I still remember watching this movie on VHS with my dad. For the most part we took all of the movie's glaring, overwhelming issues in stride, but I'll never forget the dead-eyed look we threw one another after the ending. We both had a "what the fuck did I just watch?" look on our faces, and after about a minute we vocally agreed that we just wasted our fucking time on this thing and simply popped in a VHS of The Incredibles and had a much more pleasant afternoon. Jolly times.
@danieldubrovin8813
@danieldubrovin8813 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, was the incredible actually on VHS?
@chinghamburger2200
@chinghamburger2200 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 surprisingly yeah, the incredibles was on vhs
@SiriusSphynx
@SiriusSphynx 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 VHS was still around pretty strong well into the early 2000s. Sorry, you don't live that far in future.
@Dingleberrycrunch36
@Dingleberrycrunch36 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieldubrovin8813 no, i think the mandela effect is at play here. Toy Story and A Bugs Life are the only two Pixar movies i can think of that were available on VHS Edit: Looks like Toy Story 2 probably was as well.
@oWarlock360o
@oWarlock360o 2 жыл бұрын
Just checked, and it existed indeed
@ablosch2452
@ablosch2452 2 жыл бұрын
In the original Dracula story, there was a part where Dracula invades a boat called The Demeter. Then the captain binds himself to the wheel after Dracula killed his crew. The plan didn't work because the heading of the ship still worked and this is how Dracula invaded England. I don't know why the Captain tying himself to a chair would do the same as tying himself to the wheel, but I guess they were trying to make a shout-out to that? Even though technically in this, Dracula doesn't invade another planet but the ship spontaneously explodes before that can happen.
@RazorRamonMachismo
@RazorRamonMachismo 2 жыл бұрын
and he weak AF here although respect to him for killing the mc
@oimeuchapa6995
@oimeuchapa6995 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't the captain tangled a Rosary with a Cross on his hands so Dracula couldn't get near it?
@ablosch2452
@ablosch2452 2 жыл бұрын
@@oimeuchapa6995 maybe that’s what the dead captain holding a cross in this movie was making a shout-out too. But for this movie I don’t see what just being tied to a chair would do, given he didn’t appear to be attached to the control panel or anything.
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 2 жыл бұрын
This is a clear case of the writers trying to make the movie seem smarter than it actually is.
@armouredjester1622
@armouredjester1622 11 ай бұрын
You're totally right. It was a good attempt to reference a better story, but it's still just a dumb movie
@Theminotard
@Theminotard 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in vampire the masquerade you DO have the keep the stake in, otherwise they become unparalyzed. They get knocked into a sort of frozen state called torpor when you stake them.
@edge3220
@edge3220 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty cool concept. Plays into the immortality thing, too. Everything else has them technically still mortal, they just don't die of old age.
@Theminotard
@Theminotard 2 жыл бұрын
@@edge3220 well if you leave them there too long they start to desiccate and mummify, but they still can die to guns(they treat any non headshot as a weaker type of damage), knives, sun, getting hit with blunt objects. And werewolves…and the clans of vampires that have the ability to grow claws that do a special type of damage
@jeffumbach
@jeffumbach 2 жыл бұрын
The original concept of the stake in folklore was that you dug up the grave of the corpse that was suspected to be rising at night as a vampire and use the stake to nail them to the ground so they couldn't rise from their grave anymore.
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeffumbach You are wrong.The original vampire tales featured wooden stakes as measures of seeing if the corpse was reanimated.They drove it through the heart and if they saw blood dripping or the body twisting,they then mutilated it and burned it.
@shallendor
@shallendor 2 жыл бұрын
In the Rifts RPG, staking a vampire puts it in stasis, so some master vampires will stake a bunch of their secondary vampires to store them till needed, since that is less blood that is needed!
@crazeelazee7524
@crazeelazee7524 2 жыл бұрын
"The SD card is about to run out of memory space, should we go buy another one?" "Nah fuck it, add an explosion and call it quits"
@AbrasiousProductions
@AbrasiousProductions 2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood, I need to sell that for cigarettes" 😂
@tailfin6595
@tailfin6595 2 жыл бұрын
Bidenflation is a bitch
@elizabeth5561
@elizabeth5561 2 жыл бұрын
Why have your blood be filled with cancer when you can sell your blood so others can have cancer free blood.
@Hotpocketmountiandew
@Hotpocketmountiandew 2 жыл бұрын
"Sweet Jesus" - Rico from starship troopers.
@AR-mi9cv
@AR-mi9cv 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅🤷🏾‍♂️
@Bl4ckD0g
@Bl4ckD0g 2 жыл бұрын
Proof that he is Plinkett's other other son, that turned out just like his dad.
@elliottblackburn4331
@elliottblackburn4331 2 жыл бұрын
Coolio once said: “we’ve been spending most our lives on set filming for dracula 3000”
@XombieLejon66
@XombieLejon66 2 жыл бұрын
"As I walked through the factory of a shitty film set I take a look at the budget and realize there's nothing left "
@ZION73082
@ZION73082 2 жыл бұрын
And I've been hamming and mugging so long that, there's not any scenery left to be chewed! 😏
@mikeymike8705
@mikeymike8705 2 жыл бұрын
@@XombieLejon66 😂😂
@Tuvok_Shakur
@Tuvok_Shakur 2 жыл бұрын
coolio never once said anything remotely close to that
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tuvok_Shakur You can't honestly tell me you missed the joke here.
@theactualTVB
@theactualTVB 2 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most he came back
@SoulSir5vr
@SoulSir5vr 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Coolio or Tiny Lister Jr.?
@suprshin
@suprshin 2 жыл бұрын
Best ending I’ve ever witnessed. 10/10 for the ending alone.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron
@Lrr_Of_Omikron 2 жыл бұрын
I knew the actor playing Humvee. I worked at a Hobby Town back in the mid 2000's and he would come in for toy train stuff. I actually built some buildings for one of the towns he was putting together. Kinda funny when you imagine big ol Deebo from Friday playing with toy trains.
@vanzy01
@vanzy01 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NecromancyForKids
@NecromancyForKids 2 жыл бұрын
We all have hobbies
@Snake452006
@Snake452006 2 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty awesome. I remember reading a story as well from a guy who ran a comic shop that Vin Diesel stopped in one day, shortly after the first Riddick movie came out. The dude said he bought over $800 in dungeons and Dragons stuff, signed a bunch of stuff for the shop, and then left on his merry way. Henry Cavill is also a huge nerd as well. Its fun when celebrities have some of the same hobbies.
@aweirdredtoad3637
@aweirdredtoad3637 2 жыл бұрын
If that's true, I like the thought of him having his own model railway. Better than being seen as the neighborhood bully in movies.
@Lrr_Of_Omikron
@Lrr_Of_Omikron 2 жыл бұрын
@@aweirdredtoad3637 the funny thing is, the day I met him he rolled up to Hobby Town in a blacked out Rover on 22s with 3 other guys lookin all G. Than they all immediately go over to the train section and start talking about trains and getting excited like a bunch of children. It was awesome and made me realize to not judge a book by its cover.
@pretikewl76
@pretikewl76 2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid to admit just how happy I get when you post a new review vid. Please never stop.
@Laxhoop
@Laxhoop 2 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he’s back! That’s truly terrifying!
@TomasioTV
@TomasioTV 2 жыл бұрын
The Dracula in this film isn't even a robot, he's just a regular vampire.
@331coolguy
@331coolguy 2 жыл бұрын
Which makes me wonder why even put it into space if they don't even make him into an alien or a cyborg?
@afatneckbeard5272
@afatneckbeard5272 2 жыл бұрын
so youre saying jason x is better
@themug406
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@331coolguy Because its an interesting setting for a vampire movie?
@noiranight
@noiranight 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, the Van Helsing gene really died out through years.. Great video dear possum!
@MrArgus11111
@MrArgus11111 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad to see Coolio getting the respect he deserves after his passing.
@petergriffin-tu6ug
@petergriffin-tu6ug Жыл бұрын
what did he do?
@soundwaveshadlow
@soundwaveshadlow 2 жыл бұрын
I remember a friend gave me a pirate copy of this when it came out and he told me it was the best vampire film he ever seen. Bastard set me up.
@vicvega3614
@vicvega3614 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to prison for giving away a pirated version of this shitty movie
@teejaylecapois9741
@teejaylecapois9741 2 жыл бұрын
Haha 😄
@nguyenquyetthang1326
@nguyenquyetthang1326 2 жыл бұрын
When the world needs him the most, he returns with another outstanding review
@Nyck-Dee
@Nyck-Dee 2 жыл бұрын
that ending made me wish all dracula movies ended with an explosion that comes out of nowhere.
@mallios13
@mallios13 2 жыл бұрын
It could work, too. In Coppola's Dracula, Keanu rode through a ring of blue fire. Just kersplode him there and end the movie.
@samsmith9315
@samsmith9315 Жыл бұрын
I love the way they threw in a couple of names from Dracula like Van Helsing and Mina, then said "screw it, that's all the effort we're gonna put into this one!" Great review as always, Possum!
@SunniestDeese
@SunniestDeese 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite scene was when Van Hellsing said "So, you really are the Dracula 3,000 now." And everyone clapped.
@DavidsSanity
@DavidsSanity 2 жыл бұрын
Yes the possum is back felt so empty without you’re reviews
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 2 жыл бұрын
Your*
@sakuradabp6400
@sakuradabp6400 2 жыл бұрын
If you thought Jason in space was ridiculous... Edit: the HELL was that ending? After the protagonist died I knew this was weird but like, is this actually a serious movie or was it all a joke?
@angrymokyuu9475
@angrymokyuu9475 2 жыл бұрын
That's the sort of setup for an ending where the camera pans to reveal that either one of them had already made the corrections and just lied as an excuse to get busy or that one of the vampires was still alive(if it weren't for the instaturns, I'd suggest the captain for maximum stinger).
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 2 жыл бұрын
This movie was probably part of a money laundering scheme.
@angryinternetperson6629
@angryinternetperson6629 2 жыл бұрын
Jason X was absolute dogshit. I guess this Dracula movie has an excuse of at least not setting high standards for itself. On the other hand, you'd expect Friday the 13th movies to be pretty amazing, as quite a few of them are. But Jason X is just an utter heap of shit...
@themug406
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@angryinternetperson6629 Eh it wasnt worse than any of the previous Friday movies
@angryinternetperson6629
@angryinternetperson6629 Жыл бұрын
@@themug406 That's not true. Yes, a lot of the Friday the 13th movies sucked ass, but some of them were also pretty great. Jason X is just ridiculous. The entire premise is ridiculous for a Friday the 13th movie.
@easolinas1233
@easolinas1233 2 жыл бұрын
This movie. This movie very literally made me physically ill. I am not joking or exaggerating. I was having flu symptoms when I watched it, but didn't get the flu. You're a brave possum to watch it.
@smith9747
@smith9747 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Erika Eleniak, the actress who portrays Aurora, became famous due to Baywatch and posed for the Playboy magazine
@daishikaze3986
@daishikaze3986 2 жыл бұрын
Another fact about her is that she played the Girl that Elliot kisses in E.T.
@restoreleader
@restoreleader Жыл бұрын
Keeping her alive for the whole movie was obviously the best idea they ever got
@flioink
@flioink Жыл бұрын
And also...would!
@giuseppeianniello1998
@giuseppeianniello1998 Жыл бұрын
And also her second venture into vampire territory after Bordello of Blood. Another film that also wasn’t good
@Stench512
@Stench512 Жыл бұрын
She was also in Under Siege. She bursts out of a cake and starts stripping, and then does other things later but those are less important.
@Hugelag
@Hugelag 2 жыл бұрын
Only 1 thing can stop him... _Pinocchio 3000_
@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG
@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG 2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio 2022
@mallios13
@mallios13 2 жыл бұрын
*Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer* "I'm not trying, I just keep running into them!"
@themug406
@themug406 Жыл бұрын
@@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG Huh? Your comment adds nothing, its no joke or correction or additional information or input, youre literally just saying anything. Cars 2006
@disbeafakename167
@disbeafakename167 2 жыл бұрын
Dude... Coolio should have been in more movies. Him eating the scenery was the best part of this movie.
@MKarl4
@MKarl4 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched a movie "Shark side of the moon" and I believe it is something that you would love to review. It is pinnacle of movie production when you consider a wtf/minute as the the measurement. Solid 11/10.
@jeffumbach
@jeffumbach 2 жыл бұрын
"Dark Side of the Moon", a space ship wanders into an area of space between the Earth and the Moon that somehow aligns with the Bermuda Triangle and they run into the Devil. Yeah it's a really weird movie. Brandon Tenold has a review of it.
@igodreamer7096
@igodreamer7096 2 жыл бұрын
"Dracula 3000? What happened with the others 2999 then?"
@dhnation4975
@dhnation4975 2 жыл бұрын
Nice reference.
@sowder
@sowder 2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORST MOVIES EVER. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE THE ONE TO REVIEW IT!
@joevaughn9241
@joevaughn9241 2 жыл бұрын
I'm always in a better mood after a possum review! 😃👍
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 2 жыл бұрын
This was of course the weird years of halloween movies
@AquaticIdealist
@AquaticIdealist 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, he wasn't made well." The lines write themselves, don't they?
@jerrymcsendee
@jerrymcsendee 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, the Dracula amputation scream @ 19:28... they mixed in a Wilhelm scream with one or two others, didn't they? That's awesome. And that's no mummy either, it's the Crypt Keeper. He's "hell preserved" in his "Sirhan Sirhan" wrap.
@GlidingZephyr
@GlidingZephyr Жыл бұрын
The woman with the pigtails looks like one of those functioning drug addicts you'll come across buying instant lottery tickets and hanging around at a gas station, at 3 in the morning. You know what I mean, the ones who won't leave the counter and shut up until the clerk asks them to? I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but now I definitely intend to. (Rest in Peace, Coolio.)
@TroyGreen717
@TroyGreen717 2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this at 2am on HBO like 20 years ago thinking it was some fever dream.
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 2 ай бұрын
This definitely comes off as a movie that is only played in the dead of night after all the porn stuff finishes its runtime
@TheOwneroftheIC
@TheOwneroftheIC 2 жыл бұрын
"How did you know" "I didn't" Has real Zombie Flanders energy.
@zaczane
@zaczane 2 жыл бұрын
Missed you possum. Your regular passive negativity actually makes me happy sometimes. So thanks.
@soulbrother5435
@soulbrother5435 2 жыл бұрын
new Possum video, unexpected but always welcome addition to the day
@butteryfriedwizard2219
@butteryfriedwizard2219 2 жыл бұрын
This movies ending genuinely pissed me off. Thank goodness it ended, though.
@nin10-doh75
@nin10-doh75 2 жыл бұрын
He has returned!
@glibberglobber9358
@glibberglobber9358 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite possum-related movie review chanel is back!
@kiopho
@kiopho 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, we missed ya. Also, I just noticed that Виктор Александрович Гонтар is no longer a patron. I hope he's doing fine.
@mikerazor7
@mikerazor7 2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine that this movie was Coolio's biggest regret.
@danieldubrovin8813
@danieldubrovin8813 2 жыл бұрын
Dracula 3000 was to coolio what Garfield is to Bill Murray
@mallios13
@mallios13 2 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced Coolio was legit too high while filming this to even remember it. Watching it must've felt like seeing a doppleganger.
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
Well, he can't regret shit now.
@TacDyne
@TacDyne 2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood! I need to to sell for cigarettes!" Oh man! Such truth.
@aquariandawn4750
@aquariandawn4750 2 жыл бұрын
Plasma, tho.
@c4sper877
@c4sper877 10 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Captain Varna (2:28) is played by Udo Kier, who played the villain, Yuri in the popular 2001 game expansion, Command & Conquer 2: Yuri's Revenge.
@MrCake-hl6md
@MrCake-hl6md 2 жыл бұрын
The return of the possum!
@t1mmypsp
@t1mmypsp 2 жыл бұрын
Possum! Long time no see, man! Awesome job on the review as always! R.i.p Coolio and Zeus (deebo). That ending was terrible for my taste I mean, Jesus! I guess that's why they call it a downer ending
@LilyApus
@LilyApus 2 жыл бұрын
welcome back Possum! I remember this movie actually, it's hilariously bad. more importantly why did the Goblin turn on the stove?
@ludditeneaderthal
@ludditeneaderthal 2 жыл бұрын
"Not my blood... I need to sell that for cigarettes!". Christ, my life summed up in a punchline
@tvbnine793
@tvbnine793 2 жыл бұрын
Ah Possum, the only KZbinr I'm cool with watching ad breaks for. Happy Spooktober everybody!
@dr.sommercamp3435
@dr.sommercamp3435 2 жыл бұрын
That salvageship looks kind a familiar...there was a (also) failed 90. Sci-Fi-Show named "Space Rangers" it had an allstar Cast and superb music by Hans Zimmer & Mark Mancina!
@theitchyspot
@theitchyspot Жыл бұрын
"So the two girls are against salvaging the ship, because they don't know what happened to the crew and it's spooky... but toxic masculinety prevails!" lmfao!!! god knows, I so fricking like your reviews.
@AbrasiousProductions
@AbrasiousProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Finally your back! Your the greatest possum!❤
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 2 жыл бұрын
You're*
@AbrasiousProductions
@AbrasiousProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Correcting my grammar won't fix the emptiness in your life.
@ChallengeIdeas
@ChallengeIdeas 2 жыл бұрын
@@AbrasiousProductions But it will put some verbs in yours.
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 2 жыл бұрын
@@AbrasiousProductions You're right, *It won't!* 😭
@researcherchameleon4602
@researcherchameleon4602 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe for your Christmas review, you could review “Joshua and the Promised Land”
@tultsi93
@tultsi93 2 жыл бұрын
Or The 3 Wise Men.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 2 жыл бұрын
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@sagrawolf
@sagrawolf 2 жыл бұрын
He should it’s one of the worst movies ever made
@joyjones8231
@joyjones8231 2 жыл бұрын
You only live once and I bet Coolio had a blast playing a vampire.
@jozefkovac6858
@jozefkovac6858 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you have to wonder, how a movie like this could have been made.
@fmsyntheses
@fmsyntheses 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Coolio was a fan of Red Dwarf. He's giving off some serious Danny John-Jules energy.
@cahallo5964
@cahallo5964 2 жыл бұрын
18:33 actually yes you have according to folklore which is why vampires got either cremated or buried with the stake still on their heart
@TheGreenarrow88
@TheGreenarrow88 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of those mysterious DVDs I always saw at the video rental place with a memorable cover that I just instinctively knew was an utter turd. A shame Udo Kier was attached to this, but the man is a professional and has been in his fair share of turkeys. I recall vaguely watching this on sci-fi I think back in the day and for some reason this melded with Jason X in my head.
@jenswonderfulworld6369
@jenswonderfulworld6369 Жыл бұрын
That was the most chaotic nonsensical ending I've seen in a long time! 10/10!!
@SolarisKane
@SolarisKane Жыл бұрын
But not the worst. Watch Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Spoilers... The hero from the first movie comes across a planet destroying nuke worshipped by humans with mind powers (wut?). The hero gets spurned by the apes again and says fuck it and activates the nuke destroying Earth. Yay?
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, never thought I'd see an action horror film with religious connotations worse than Deliver Us From Evil, but here we are. At least, I think it was bad. Man, it's been years since I've seen it and I only remember that last segment.
@hobowizard3124
@hobowizard3124 2 жыл бұрын
As a Romanian, hearing "Transylvania planet" and "Carpathian system" gave me too much hatred than I ever expected to feel over a shitty movie.
@SillyPom
@SillyPom 2 жыл бұрын
Back when this was available at the local video rental outlet, I really thought that it was the third installment in Wes Craven's Dracula movies. Like, the director and studio had all just gotten fed up, said "ahh ferkit," and this was the direct to DVD conclusion that was churned out in their absence. Live and learn I guess.
@Jeffrey314159
@Jeffrey314159 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking it was a sequel to the Dracula 2000 movies by Wes craven
@michaelaurban4120
@michaelaurban4120 2 жыл бұрын
My son just asked me yesterday if there were any new Possum videos. Then this came up today 😂😂😂😂! So I left him a note so he could watch this after school today! THANK YOU POSSUM 🎉!!!
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 2 жыл бұрын
I knew this movie was gonna suck, but I assumed the ending would at least make sense. I wonder if they ran out of money and wouldn't have enough to film the real climax so they just threw together an new ending over a weekend.
@schizoid9847
@schizoid9847 2 жыл бұрын
Great to see you again Possum!
@strikingsarcophagus
@strikingsarcophagus 2 жыл бұрын
Yess! Prime Possum content!
@trashratman6437
@trashratman6437 2 жыл бұрын
Nice a new possum video
@Kinnakeeter
@Kinnakeeter 2 жыл бұрын
You know Coolio was also in an episode of Charmed. RIP Coolio
@EmoBunny69
@EmoBunny69 2 жыл бұрын
I welcome back our Possum Over Lord!!!
@BlackburnBigdragon
@BlackburnBigdragon 2 жыл бұрын
How long has it been since we've had a horror movie with likeable characters that we care about? You would think that if characters are being hunted and killed by evil, unstoppable, forces, that the film makers would want us to actually care about the good guys instead of making every-single-one of them complete a**holes.
@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 2 жыл бұрын
If vampires only come out at night, wouldn't it not make sense for them to be in space with the sun and other stars being around?
@mallios13
@mallios13 2 жыл бұрын
Even on Earth, would vampires have pock marks from starlight? Would they have a sunburn from full moonlight?
@grogc6942
@grogc6942 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda on a tangent but as a Warhammer Fantasy fan, I was always stunned no one thought of the Vampire Coast earlier. Vampires that live under the sea because they don't need air or sun and just pirate the living hell out of everything.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын
Bad movies like this are only tolerable to watch when this guy is roasting it in the background
@diegonx7489
@diegonx7489 2 жыл бұрын
oh hell yeah he's back
@LookAtEachOther
@LookAtEachOther 2 жыл бұрын
The only horror movie that has made Possum technically pee himself... Also planet Transylvania in the Carpathian system. Gee, someone opened a geography book.
@minespatch
@minespatch 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were Rocky Horror fans? 😆
@mallios13
@mallios13 2 жыл бұрын
In Dracula 4000, they'll have to fight Vigo the Space Carpathian, which will involve sending him back into the low budget sci-fi giant screen, trapped in a gif for all eternity.
@Jilktube
@Jilktube 2 жыл бұрын
The single most underrated review channel.
@LordDeathslayer
@LordDeathslayer 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow... Possum returned.
@aggldagxvf
@aggldagxvf 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're still here shaym
@unformedeight
@unformedeight 2 жыл бұрын
Randomly thought that I want a horror comedy where they defeat a vampire by googling a picture of the sun and showing it to him and he burns and not a real picture but a poorly drawn one
@mayonnaise3959
@mayonnaise3959 2 жыл бұрын
The way they introduce there characters is like choosing your class borderlands
@SenpaiiTrykono
@SenpaiiTrykono 2 жыл бұрын
God finally your back..
@edge3220
@edge3220 2 жыл бұрын
The only single positive of this movie being made is that 18 years later Possum reviews it.
@heatfan4life559
@heatfan4life559 Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy films in the last 20 years.
@OppositeOfNinja
@OppositeOfNinja 2 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. Anything with Casper Van Dien is worth a look, as even when it's as daft as this one he still gives a proper performance. The wrist-mounted 90s warehouse order scanners they used as tricorders was a nice touch too
@Ars-Nova258
@Ars-Nova258 2 жыл бұрын
Dracula 3000 has of the worst dialogue I’ve heard outside of the MCU’s She-Hulk.
@UltravioletNomad
@UltravioletNomad 2 жыл бұрын
This movie come out AFTER the first two Scary Movies and yet seems like its exactly the thing Scary Movie was parodying.
@DieselWeasel
@DieselWeasel 2 жыл бұрын
I think you should review Lone Wolf (2020). It's the epitome of "found garbage".
@lnternetmanster1142
@lnternetmanster1142 2 жыл бұрын
You are alive! This video proves you must still be alive. Possums dont live very long without any attention. Its nice to see you still make videos despite you getting no attention. Make sore more videos once in a while to let us know you are still alive.
@dragnguy2093
@dragnguy2093 2 жыл бұрын
What an anticlimactic ending. The mc just dies and I guess drac is just screwed to wander around for a few hours. Meanwhile robot decides to remember she can fuck. What a weird way to end
@Blackheartedhethan
@Blackheartedhethan 2 жыл бұрын
Holy black Jesus that was funny as all hell. Thank you Poss.
@sandyman3070
@sandyman3070 2 жыл бұрын
Sam O’Nella, blue jay, AND possum all uploading in the same week? What did we do to deserve something so magnificent
@shanedenny2871
@shanedenny2871 Жыл бұрын
I vaguely remember this movie. But damn don't you just make it refreshing. Thanks for all these vids ma Possum.
@charlessaint7926
@charlessaint7926 2 жыл бұрын
Possum's reviews are better than the movies.
@DtRSowfeeld
@DtRSowfeeld 2 жыл бұрын
Instant like and comment. I miss you possum!
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