DragonBall Z KAI Abridged: Episode 1 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight the evil froces of Freeza Cell and Majin Buu. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
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Episode 1: Then Who Was Monkey?
Cast:
Hbi2k - Farmer with Shotgun
Lanipator - Radditz, Piccolo, Krillin, Vegeta
MasakoX - Son Goku, Son Gohan
Takahata101 - Nappa
Antfish - Bojack
KaiserNeko - King Kai
Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
LittleKuriboh - Yami
Songs:
Kenji Yamamoto - Destiny
Takayashi Tanimoto - Dragon Soul (sung by Lanipator)
Kenji Yamamoto - Tranquil Times
Kenji Yamamoto - Daimao Appears
Gustav Holts - Mars, Bringer of War
Kenji Yamamoto - The Clouds Of War Spread
Kenji Yamamoto - Requiem ~To Those Who Meet Their End~
Smouldering Fury
Kenji Yamamoto - Bubbles Dance
Kenji Yamamoto - A Moment For Shuddering
Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises On The Battle
Kenji Yamamoto - The Braveheart Challenges The Strong
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[@deaglehawkings2543]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Farmer With a Shotgun in this alternate universe lived through Raditz's assault

[@user0O-]

You're an alien! I'm an alien Am i an alien? Probably

[@penismightier9278]

And 16 survived Cell. So basically DBZA Kai is the best universe.

[@MultiClittle]

people that comment about the first 10 seconds of a video are annoying

[@The123metalman123]

​@@MultiClittlepeople that judge others as if thier opinion is worth more than the shit on toilet paper annoys ME. Noone cares what u think of comments in the first 10 seconds. U are offering zero insight, made zero jokes, and are not being constructive in any way. In other words ur just being a douche bag. Just sad pathetic loner who thinks their hateful opinion has value to others. 😢😢😢😢 I feel bad for u losers I really do. u need friends that aren't imaginary.

[@Green24152]

And another thing that changes in this version is that A16 doesn't die either!

[@Dany21251]

I like how, out of all the lines, Vegeta shouting "Destructo Disk" seems to be the slowest and most deliberate

[@maxharter5716]

That's probably the only reason it worked.

[@HTXKG]

Was def the funniest

[@gjtrue]

And most funny to me. 😁

[@omnipayne861]

Just the thought of veggie instantly learning it is funny

[@billcrawford5672]

Dany21251 i disagree

[@TheReaMrBurntSausage]

"Are we enemies?" "Nobody watched Dragon Ball"

[@JuanAguilar-sl9ow]

+The Notorious Michael Jackson Shakur (Prime Infinite Mode) i will start watching it one day

[@JuanAguilar-sl9ow]

ZeldaKing5291 i guess i'm not

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

+ZeldaKing5291 You can be a true Dragon Ball Z fan if you haven't watched Dragon Ball.

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

ZeldaKing5291 I'm not talking about Dragon Ball. I'm talking about Dragon Ball Z. They are two different things.

[@BLeePrit]

+Sam Rader I can see why some people wouldn't get into Dragon Ball at first. After you get through the first saga(and skip the fillers) it has really good action and some of the most epic fights throughout both series. In some ways I like it better than Z has Goku isn't too much stronger than everyone else until the very end.

[@gumgrapes]

2011: "That's the joke" 2019: "There is no joke" Tien has a wonderful character arc

[@Valchrist1313]

Tien might have had more dialogue here than the actual show.

[@Oh-xp3fv]

when did he say that?

[@Tyty-qi2gu]

Fighting Cell

[@alwaysanewinterest]

@@Oh-xp3fv Kai Abridged Episode 3.5

[@saada5369]

2020: there is two jokes

[@snapclub8751]

Nappa is hilarious and we will quote everything he says.

[@mysterystainontherug6290]

"Hilarious derailing one liner"

[@Orbicall]

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@Orbicall]

“VEGETA WHYYYYYYYYY”

[@dellama7142]

“I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.”

[@Ledragonboi27]

He Is Hilarious and We have Quoted Everything he said

[@CoratMcRed]

"Hey, Nappa, let's go to Earth" "Ballin'" There's something about the way Nappa says that that just makes it so great of a reply.

[@DemonicRemption]

@Corat McRed LOL, I know, right? 😂

[@lastpringle8904]

That's just me and the boys going anywhere

[@Stormfalcon2018]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say."

[@Greenscout69]

Today there’s baller Godamit napa you predicted the future!

[@BabyGodzilla-lb5vw]

Hilariously derailing one liner

[@jvl5379]

When Piccolo said: *"MEKANZAPALAPAGAH!!!!"* I felt that

[@firedragon8578]

171 likes and I’m the first reply wow

[@STB4200]

186 likes and i’m the second reply wow

[@pinkment6824]

211 likes and i'm the third reply wow

[@Darkalms]

222 likes and i'm the fourth reply wow

[@demi-fiendfromshinmegamitensei]

244 likes and I’m 5th to reply wow

[@ultraexcalibur1728]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say" Hilarious - 2011

[@blocnytro402]

Ultra Excalibur ok dad

[@sillygoose2878]

Hi hilarious I’m dad

[@blocnytro402]

Silly Goose yes yes u r dad

[@sillygoose2878]

Bloc Nytro yes I am daddy

[@blocnytro402]

Silly Goose AHH DADDY

[@BlueFlameBird]

"and now I am the dead" goku every arc

[@Akai_raion]

Goku die two time in the whole story. Just saiyan...

[@JayKelShua]

Tcof but he was still dead in the buu arc

[@coked_up_pikachu]

Jaykel the smooth he dies because of picollo fighting then he sacrificed himself against cell That's it

[@JayKelShua]

Alien Boy I'm aware of that all I said was that's during half of the buu arc he was STILL dead not that he died again.

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

basically goku is either dead, far away, or too injured to fight in nearly every saga in Z

[@hnickel4757]

The moment you realize this isn’t Kai Abridged. It’s Abridged Kai.

[@rollinthunder1000]

Illusion: 100

[@smine404]

H Nickel that's wat I was thinking lool

[@Delantho]

@@jadenlukebouah554 kai is a shortened version of dbz, an abridged series is a shortened parody, dbz abridged is a kai in itself in a sense so abridged kai is just the kai version of dbz abridged

[@TMonster1206]

@@Delantho that's a lot of 'Kai's' in that sentence

[@vermilionrubin]

@@jadenlukebouah554 Simply put, they didn't parody the short version, they shortened the parody version.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Krillin's "The F***?!" over Vegeta's move stealing is the best change ever.

[@TyranitarTube]

You can do the entire GT in under a minute lol.

[@pkmn6620]

Hey! its you!

[@miami2881]

Goku Time!

[@calebmurray3611]

Go back to making your own vids. :(

[@supernotalex]

I watched some of your vids

[@miami2881]

Why am I the only one replying to his comment...

[@dylangrewcock6456]

"Im King Kai you now know kaioken and the spirit bomb"

[@PuertoRicanfjr12]

"Fuck off! Shut up, Bojack!"

[@yunalunarflower4876]

​@@PuertoRicanfjr12 12 months have passed. Let's go fight saiyans.

[@tacticaldroid5975]

@@yunalunarflower4876 “Oh god it’s the Saiyans!”

[@BakuganVEditZ]

​@@tacticaldroid5975"Hey"

[@vellothedreepy5930]

“Yamcha's here!”

[@thejamman4070]

I mean Napa wasn’t lying in the slightest. He’s hilarious and very quotable!

[@MegaToonzNetwork]

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

Hilariously derailing one-liner!

[@vipski5198]

I am a ghost or am I?

[@CountDooku0]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say." Maybe I'm dumb but I just realized Nappa was talking to us

[@quanicle101]

you’re definitely dumb

[@XVegeraX]

@@quanicle101 You are mean. There is No reason to be so honest!

[@CountDooku0]

@@quanicle101 yeah I know

[@brashsirus8659]

I find it even funnier that you went in the comments to quote something that he said

[@samsonguy10k]

@@brashsirus8659 Just following Nappa's lead

[@rchaffer]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say" has to be Nappa's most quoted line, oddly

[@Kaloris24]

or spamming "Vegeta" in his voice.

[@MrAutobot390]

Right Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Remember the bug planet Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta?

[@ciel9875]

Also guru said this in the abridged dbz version

[@MrAutobot390]

Ryan Blaster This is the Abridged version. Guru says it in Episode 2

[@chrise76776]

Its not his original line but I say "Are we there yet" because of Nappa.

[@pbandj993]

"Hilariously derailing one liner" is the best Nappa joke imo

[@MartinProductions]

Hey nappa let's go to earth Ballin

[@jamessmithers5206]

ballin

[@djchamp9000]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

[@rokizu]

Martin Productions n/

[@brianoneil3891]

Martin Productions do you know if he has a British versions of every episode I know he has most of the movies I would just love to watch all the episodes in order I'm kind of stuck in bed right now cuz of a surgery and it would definitely be something great to pass the time

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Martin Productions 0:37/0:38 Look man ıt's a Deathstroke LOL ! ! ! FUCKIG LOL ! ! ! LOL ! ! !

[@averysketchygamer3241]

"Oh no! I'm not a monkey! Oh no! The kid's a monkey! Destructo Disk!" "The F$!K?!" Almost 10 years later and it still gets me

[@ddawg9128]

😂😂😂

[@Sevalecan]

That's literally what I came back here to watch 😂

[@cwevans5873]

Sums up krillin and Vegeta’s relationship

[@VinTheDirector]

I was your 1,000th like 😇

[@finn_underwood]

0:40 "Piccolo, get him!" "Meconzapolapaka!" *_BBZZZEW!_** DOUBLE KILL!* "And now I am the dead! *(**_BLEAH_**)*" -10/10 give the writer an emmy.

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

It's actually pronounced "Makansapalapaka!" At 0:42

[@Madridy1996]

- Destructo Disk - the fuck....

[@ennemm9820]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mote7856]

XD

[@boofboof5937]

If the destructo disc can cut through anything wouldn't that make it the best move in the anime

[@boofboof5937]

Also Kai abridged is basically recap then reboot also napa twist and Yu Gi oh twist

[@alephnull423]

it can cut through anything akira toriyama said so only krillins though and the thing with cell was filler so

[@s-ohno-phia]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say." HA! In his dreams! ...wait

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Hilariously derailing one-liner

[@PeteOfDawn]

VEGETA WHY?

[@PeteOfDawn]

Lord Dee *tall gets chopped off*

[@daniellehugh7239]

OH NO NO YE KID'S A MONKEY DESTROCTO-DISC

[@lorddee8314]

HidroGaming707 Mr.Pranksteroo "The *beep*?!?"

[@phycogsmithomniscience309]

Vegeta : "Distructo disk" Krillen: "wtf" 😂 sad thing is vegeta hit on his first time

[@DiegoKawasaka]

i think he was the only one to ever hit what he wanted xD

[@monicadibia4874]

Facts wow the creator of the fcking attack couldn't use it well

[@MattBnl2ih]

@@monicadibia4874 to at least be fair the Krillin even fucking Freeza couldn't use it

[@jacksgodofachannel9181]

Na its “The fuck

[@jacksgodofachannel9181]

The fuck

[@jtvprodesign]

the whole sayian saga in 2 minute lol.

[@SuperNitroZ64]

+Jason Vu Yep

[@LordBloodySoul]

The fasted way to tell everyone what happens in TFS Dragonball Abridged series Sayian Saga, without wasting more thantwo words and one search on YT or Google XD "Watch this." XD

[@Jarttis]

+Jason V Just like in the real DBZ Kai

[@FadeToBlack740]

Oh yeah that guy, last name shit sherlock first name no

[@OnTheJordanBone]

Nappa: "I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say." As if- wait...

[@nylak5479]

Guru : "I am hilarious and you'll quote everything I say." hol'up chief what?

[@helpmereach690subscribers3]

“Hilariously derailing one liner”

[@TheVideoGameManiac]

"Nobody watched Dragon Ball." REKT

[@TheVideoGameManiac]

Hudson Williams IDK. I should watch ALL DB though, even GT

[@aretaros]

Hudson Williams I don't really find it that disrespectful since I don't think it's meant to say that Dragonball was bad or anything, and it's pretty much true that most people that have seen DBZ did not see Dragonball (or if they did they most likely saw it after DBZ). Even most of my friends have seen DBZ but only few of them have seen the original Dragonball.

[@aretaros]

Hudson Williams True, true.

[@jesseceja8784]

TheVideoGameManiac lol I did

[@Zebimicion]

Stop being such a PANSY!

[@Hex.A.Decimal]

I grew up on Kai, and it's the slightly off key 'dRagOn SOul' that gets me every time.

[@kazi1]

Same lol

[@lucy-xi9hw]

sameee

[@SirThomas_II]

Yamcha literally died in under a second

[@jacencade4019]

can yamcha beat mr satan in a fight. because my money is on mr satan.

[@diddlypoop]

He can kill mr satan with 2 punches ya dick.

[@TheDougio]

C T Wrong Yamcha trips and breaks his neck.

[@gameguy_64]

Thomas Graham new record

[@finn_underwood]

The joke is how KAI is fast. ...I get it.

[@minionyou9167]

Finn Underwood i dont

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

kai is basically an animated manga dragon ball, so all the filler was removed, like garlic jr and the return of mercenary tao. So one would say that kai is a faster version than the original anime

[@whoisstalin5683]

Warzombie3701 # that's called filler

[@user-uz3fk8zq3u]

Who is Stalin i know, I said the filler was removed

[@Tea-fn7pk]

@@minionyou9167 well dragon ball z is like 400+ episodes I think and kai is like 100 hundred or 200 hundred episodes got rid of all fillers and sized down conversations and stare downs etc

[@Ultima72]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say"

[@Walk1ngParAd0xX]

"Hilariously derailing one-liner"

[@datguynuma3730]

+Walk1ngParAd0xX "Vegeta, why?!"

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

I mean, he's not wrong

[@cilcae]

+Daniel Giovanniello "an i'm a ghost, or am I?"

[@raheyna8888]

What do they say in the beginning? Dragon...what?

[@bmsvg7356]

Oddly enough I think the bit that made me laugh the most was King Kai. Just hid nonchalant way of saying ”Fuck off, shut up Bojack” made me roll around with my sides hurting.

[@Ed_Crane]

"Piccolo, get him!" "Makansankalapata!!"

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

DOUBLE KILL!

[@kvegitobluegdyt6381]

@@Black_Knight_-BK- Now I am the dead, bleh X_X

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

@@kvegitobluegdyt6381 oh no Goku's dead

[@kvegitobluegdyt6381]

@@Black_Knight_-BK- Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

@@kvegitobluegdyt6381 Ballin' Krillin: Oh no, more saiyans!

[@hallowjupiter6305]

did they just make fun of themselves? awesome

[@hallowjupiter6305]

also, "Nappa let's go to earth" "Ballin"

[@hallowjupiter6305]

***** ah ok.

[@thedemonhater7748]

Cyanakrli it's a better dub though.

[@Pablo360able]

They make fun of themselves normally. This is them making fun of themselves on crack. Not crack cocaine, they're literally snorting the idea of cracked objects.

[@skepticalsister6665]

Kai came out in 09' and I'm certain DBZA didn't come out in 05'

[@ninjahombrepalito1721]

1:29 that meme has lived, died, been revived, been rekilled, and now is being revived again. Hooray! One of my fav. memes xD

[@MIKA-xv5ln]

so..... can we call it goku

[@wreday720]

@@MIKA-xv5ln wow

[@Curry4u675]

Gokus here

[@magicoA]

That Yu-Gi-Oh ending gets me every time

[@the252ndlike]

This has how many subscribers?!

[@andrewgonzales2284]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."-Nappa he was right.

[@gen4john660]

"Hilariously derailing one liner." -Nappa

[@anti1training]

I was looking for a comment with this quote 😂😂😂

[@LegitEagle1098]

“I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.” How did he know...

[@krizwatcher]

"Oh, 'geeeeeeeetaaaaaa..."

[@Stormfalcon2018]

"Im haunting you"

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

Tien, get em!

[@lich6018]

"and now i am the dead" bleh *_THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM SAYING ON MY DEATHBED_*

[@dontaskmeaboutmyprofilepic5898]

@@dakotasan8719 pretty nice if you think about it

[@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl]

*Sayain

[@yeetingboi6719]

SH1NG4M1 2 ha

[@joshuasepeda3289]

Dakota Metzgar that's the best way to go out.

[@jordangarcia3635]

And I will say... "Oh no henlo is dead!"

[@MaesterMike]

My favorite lines are "And now I am the dead. Bleh." and "Vegeta WHY?! Because I'm a monkey!" Those two always kill me.

[@harrisontl1162]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say." "Hilariously de-reeling one liner." "Vegeta why!?!" "And I'm a ghost. Or am I?" -Nappa

[@Aannto]

Ypu forgot "balling"

[@Aannto]

You*

[@darkbutterfly4]

Blaze HTL And abridged abridged Nappa still rules.

[@charlesorr2097]

+Gohan McCutcheon

[@darkbutterfly4]

TFS Nappa is so freakin' awesome that he even make appearances as a guest star in other abridged series not done by TFS... I saw him yesterday in the abridged version of Code Geass!

[@AllieRX]

"Nobody watched Dragon Ball." In America.

[@jesajones2305]

Me: I watched it! Voices in my head: Shut it, Jesa.

[@disgaealikerasapOG]

i like dragon ball better than z tbh

[@AllieRX]

Brad Herring Me too.

[@jesajones2305]

Allie-RX Same. Granted, I've only watched 24 episodes of Z so far, besides bits and pieces of episodes from when my brothers would watch, years ago, and DBZA, of course.

[@MadSpectro7]

I watched Dragonball. I hardly remember anything about it but I remember watching it.

[@maxharter5716]

Vegeta, WHY?!

[@J_on_the_cob]

Destruto disk

[@sohaibtheex017]

Creether King the f**k

[@Salt-UNDER_LINE]

Dark Saitama YAY!

[@sohaibtheex017]

Assault NO!

[@Salt-UNDER_LINE]

Dark Saitama Leaving Now....

[@natyfop]

Years latter I still have this whole video memorized, every line

[@chef185]

Vegeta-DESTROCTO DISK Krillin-TF

[@thandapani8783]

Vegeta : it's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nappa :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Vegeta :aaaaaaaaa Nappa:aaaaaa Vegeta:aaaa Nappa:vegeta why ? Vegeta :cause i'm a monkey

[@KrowNevermore_YT]

Flappy Potato OH NO I'M NOT A MONKEY, OH NO! THE KIDS A MONKEY...

[@ShadowZeroXZ]

DESTRUCTO DISC!

[@iaincarey7398]

Leaving now

[@bluedarkdarklin2552]

And we'll never see him again!

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

@@bluedarkdarklin2552 They'll see me in the next episode.

[@4besideyouintime]

"nobody watched dragon ball" that's so true that it's sad

[@howaboutthatsucka4583]

I know right :/

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

I watched it... mainly because I had a 16 hour trip and I needed something to watch

[@Rizzal6a6y]

I was watching Dragon Ball before DBZ came out

[@Nassit-Gnuoy]

I bought and watched the whole show on DVD. It was pretty damn good.

[@PhoenixEnforcer101]

alright i;m just gonna say it, dragonball >>>>>> dragonball z.

[@BarrellDavis]

"Yamcha's here!" "Yamcha's dead!" How did I not catch this callback in episode 3?🤣

[@phatoume227]

Season 1 in a nutshell.

[@lordmartin6134]

Oh really we had no idea

[@josipobajdin434]

You mean a nutCELL

[@cstruth5082]

Michael Crespo “that’s the joke”

[@deuce5546]

Michael Crespo gee, what gave you that idea

[@jesushhernandez2605]

Season 1 of DBZ Kai

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

Piccolo: I’m here to help you. Goku: Aren’t we enemies? Piccolo: Didn’t watch Dragon Ball. Who dis?

[@priscillajimenez27]

🙋‍♀️ yeah I didn't know DB until years later lol

[@LeoSpecter95]

Nappa- I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say

[@crazysmith5408]

Hilariously derailing one liner.

[@sailorsaturn1060]

Vegeta why?!

[@rffgfsdsdsd9060]

Scorpionruler501 it's accurate

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

Hey nappa let's go to earth

[@liamwebster3862]

Takashi ɦʏʊռɢ աօօɖʟǟռɖ Ballin'.

[@ryuk8534]

1:44 I just realized they could have kept this gag since every villan besides buu used a version of destructo disk at some point

[@jorgevitorgamerfull2465]

Well in the freeza saga krillin is dead so the gag wouldn't work,also wuen did cell use destructo disk ? I don't remember

[@ryuk8534]

@@jorgevitorgamerfull2465 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmXKeY2Gad2Fhq8si=QWH8KrKKcJMJkrXo Cell used destructo disk against gohan, and as for Frieza saga they could have just shown krillin saying it in other world or sumn

[@jorgevitorgamerfull2465]

@@ryuk8534 Oh,never saw that one,but yeah,now that I know they could have kept the gag

[@ricksaburai]

The captions for this are simply brilliant.

[@Gojira_uz]

Those are probably the most accurate captions I've ever seen on KZbin.

[@zodiac339]

Henrique Nunes F*ck yeah! Thank you for commenting. I may have to turn on captions for more TFS stuff. (Too bad I don't know why there was a bird when Piccolo got a double-kill. It was funny, but I'm missing the referrence).

[@ricksaburai]

lol I'm not sure myself, but the little chickie is itself a reference to noobs and low-rank players in a lot of games Ç>

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Two birds one stone?

[@tobirinnegan8486]

Vegeta: "Hey, Nappa, let's go to Earth." Nappa: "Ballin'."

[@mentalchaosgaming4020]

Yugi appearing at the end killed me 😂😂

[@stoneywatson5549]

yepp

[@DarkVileScream]

And now I'm a ghost

[@kaischi2816]

Or am I?

[@enzhotheomega9509]

1:30 i like how Nappa realized halfway through screaming that his pitch was too low and adjusted it.

[@nukelord7924]

Yami Yugi"This has how many subscribers?!" Me "NOT ENOUGH!!!!"

[@neos...]

He's just saying that this has more then Yu-Gi-Oh abridged

[@vincebunches8374]

How many subskribahs?

[@KrowNevermore_YT]

Nukelord 79 It was a shout-out to Little Kuriboh... And a reference...

[@fuegosonic93]

DBZ Abridged Abridged.

[@Triforce_of_Doom]

Precisely! This might be even more hilarious. They should do this for every saga they finish.

[@Triforce_of_Doom]

Still waiting for ep. 2.

[@darkzerepniconstudios6187]

Basically, it's a parody of a parody!

[@zu724]

PARODYCEPTION

[@GeeksWelcomePlays]

1:15 The most truthful statement ever uttered by any human being.

[@dorrivix4214]

but he's not human. he's a saiyan.

[@Grimlock64]

ed mal He was... just saiyan. :P

[@TrueZero88]

No truer words have been spoken

[@nathanhughes2498]

“I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.” Very true

[@theopinionchannelforyou7739]

1:44-1:46 The best mf scene in this entire episdoee

[@cristopherallen2852]

And funniest 😂😂!

[@doodlebob2923]

*Ahem* 1:15

[@VengefulNonsense]

This is even better at 2x speed

[@AlecEburhard]

I watched it in 1.5

[@Aviii_]

And the unzipping part still had a long pause.

[@vermilionrubin]

the lack of gap between 'Yamcha's here''Yamcha's dead' killed me ;D

[@devboywonder7382]

dude you just made this 1000x better for me

[@fluffycarrot42]

or 0.5x to make everyone wasted

[@nopancakemix570]

MORE OF THESE!! I freakin died!

[@liialgo]

You'll see...

[@nopancakemix570]

They have more planned?

[@liialgo]

Kaden Smidt I'm at Anime Expo. LittleKuriboh showed ep. 2 at the panel.

[@MartyAraragi]

***** I was there too!! At both panels, omg it was hilarious!! Can't wait until they uploaded that cuz that is genius.

[@nopancakemix570]

I'll look forward to it then :)

[@rohitradhakrishnan3705]

DID YOU JUST SCRAM EVERYTHING AND STILL MAKE SENSE PERFECTLY?! DAAAAAMN TFS!

[@user-bf3sv3nt4w]

0:50 Vegeta: hey nappa let's go to earth Nappa : ballin

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

Krillin: Oh no! More Saiyans!

[@giroandkarin2822]

⁠Piccolo: I’m taking Gohan **flies off**

[@Elliandr]

This is like an abridged abridged series. It's so meta!

[@DaPsychocat]

Soooo... DBZ Abridged Abridged ? Still too long for me. Abridge it.

[@dylanmcshane9976]

The Psychocat. Ha I see what you did there.....

[@VenomClaus]

Raditz comes to Earth Raditz dead Saiyans come to Earth one dies other lives. And there you go.

[@ianjones9961]

The Psychocat. SUPPORT THE FUCKING RELEASE! Dragon Soouu- KAMEHAME- (End credits)

[@darqfalls849]

The Psychocat. SUPPORT RELEASE SHIT HAPPENED ROLL CREDITS

[@nightbane2]

Sacha Raphard SUPPORT IT! I'M RADITZ! I'M EVIL! AAAAHHH GOKU GET PICCOLO! MAKANSPAOTHINGY! GOKU DIED! Vegeta and Nappa: HELLO WE'RE EVIL! AAHHH!! WE'RE HERE. EVERYONE'S DEAD!!! Hi Goku... Goku: I'M HERE! Nappa: HAHA- *Blast* WHYYY Vegeta: HA! Goku: What? Vegeta: HAA! Goku: KAIOKEN! Vegeta: WHAAAAAAAAAA *Splat* Vegeta: Bye now. Goku: HAHAHA! THE END

[@saphirerozu2621]

2:05 Yugi: This has how many subscribers?

[@kevdaman7371]

i loved that callback to ygotas

[@RaulProjects]

Can't wait for season 3 kai

[@zeromechdragon700]

you mean 4 cough cough

[@DextremeArrow]

zeromechdragon700 actually it’s 3. Cell’s saga just ended so we could get both Kai episode 3, bojack movie, and the trunks epilogue

[@Ruosteinenknight]

@@DextremeArrow Tfs update also mentioned the otherworld tournament. I wager either that or bojack will be the christmas special this year.

[@LankyGold]

Your wish came true

[@JonesDylan874]

@@LankyGold And here it is!

[@SenranKaguraFan1227]

1:19 “I’m the only serious character in the show, that’s the joke.

[@sturdyturtle1186]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE 9MILL VIEWS AND THEY ONLY HAVE 2 MILL SUBS? THE FUCK

[@RandomStuff-nr9pw]

no fake subs

[@succ1923]

Cuz people r rood

[@diamondaxestudios5591]

What I want to know is why this has more views than the actual first episodes (I know it was taken down, you don't have to say it)

[@sturdyturtle1186]

DiamondAxeStudios exactly .-. i mean the actual abridged series is worth a damn, this is a lazy joke. they obv made it that way. why the fuck are people liking this or viewing this more?

[@diamondaxestudios5591]

Sturdy Turtle Because it's amusing

[@v2actingsus]

1:25 *“hilariously derailing one liner”*

[@ThinkingCrimson]

"Goku's here!"

[@yunalunarflower4876]

​@@ThinkingCrimson Goku's here!

[@ThinkingCrimson]

@@yunalunarflower4876 ITS OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAA-!

[@N.bonYT69]

​@@ThinkingCrimson AAAAAH!

[@ThinkingCrimson]

@@N.bonYT69 AAAAA-!

[@kolbymiller3440]

"I AM HILARIOUS AND YOU WILL QUOTE EVERYTHING I SAY!"

[@kolbymiller3440]

***** sorry. I had to comment spam it.

[@heebsgames]

Nah I know lots of people that quote Guru all the damn time.

[@t.j.aarons889]

Only Taka can say that.

[@Antasma1]

"Hilarious derailing one liner"

[@urameshitrev1851]

"Piccolo get him" "Makansaparappapa!"

[@mcneekur000]

i love how distructo disc is krillins move and hes the only one who doesnt use it. vegeta, goku, frieza and even cell(i think) has used his move

[@saintgrump8449]

Cell doesn't count He stole everyone's moves

[@mcneekur000]

SaintG17-9 ok yea but still

[@StickBreightley]

kurtis mcneese and Frieza

[@primetime3043]

Vegeta: Destructo disk 😂😂 Killin: Daffaq 😂😂 I like died, that was the funniest

[@sandwich4897]

"are you a yoshi?" "hells yeah"

[@Pervy]

Vegeta: DESTRUCTO DISC. Krillin: The f**k.

[@kenshirokasumi8961]

Goku: So Piccolo, are you a yoshi? Piccolo: HELL'S YEAH.

[@Kevin-yp7yk]

1:08 "let's go fight sans"

[@Solongsocialmedia]

OH [religious figure] ITS THE *SANS!!!*

[@XZONSTAR]

Hi

[@harmonicajay91]

0:24 I always expect Shyamalan to go "South Park Flappy Head" and say, "What a twist."

[@xBMF9000x]

Not gonna lie, when I was a kid watching this show, Nappa was just some scrub from the first season who got killed and I didn't care (like most people at the time). TFS, you guys have made Nappa my favorite DBZ character of all time! XD

[@GodOfTheeGames]

Thus the "NappaTheLovable" account by Takahata101 was created on Xbox Live and Steam. And stuff.

[@CorundumDevil]

DBZ Abridged... Abridged. I would pay $30 for an hour-long DVD of this.

[@hadrieneverard8121]

1:57 *grows a beard* *has two scouters* Hey Vsauce, Micheal here

[@VinTheDirector]

DESTRUCTO DISK!

[@SylviaLastname]

FUN FACT: Stuff like Goku falling into Hell and the entirety of Princess Snake is filer!

[@Skitz0frenix]

*A commonly known fact: Stuff like Goku falling into Hell and the entirety of Princess Snake is *filler! (Fixed it for you)

[@NeoGenMike]

JOYLESS FACT: Stuff like Goku falling into Hell and the entirety of Princess Snake is filler! (Fixed it for you.)

[@MellyMac704]

NeoGenMike Tschida FACT: Stuff like Goku falling into Hell and the entirety of Princess Snake is filler! (Fixed it for you.)

[@MellyMac704]

Vyktor Dreygo Fact: Vagina is acidic It is not suppose to smell or taste like strawberries.

[@Over9000Turtles]

FACT FUN: Princess Snake like Stuff falling into Goku and the entirety of filler is *Hell! (You it for fixed.)

[@songoten2163]

MAKANSAPPOLAPTICA

[@CristianDCure]

makanzalapata

[@MarkIan_Music]

Søn Gøten 孫悟天 it's "mekanzapalapagah"

[@gambrille1175]

Søn Gøten 孫悟天 makansapalaphogah

[@dontuspowerus1093]

Oh whatever. DEATH RAY!

[@omop-zfg6044]

Double kill!

[@alnad1]

"Gimme back my son!" *unzipping noise* "gross.." (HaHa!) breh im dead

[@zachariahclement1551]

Paying my respects to Toriyama by binging this series again. Rest in peace to the GOAT 🥲

[@Morgil27]

lol, I know Kai isn't really like this, but it was still hilarious nonetheless.

[@logictruth1]

really? friezas arc finished at about episode 50 in kai. In the original it barelly begun xDDD

[@badumtsss5421]

It's Kai abridged, x4 slower

[@badumtsss5421]

*faster

[@lShadowdark]

it actually is. Yhey cut/censored most of the anime and the fill ups. to make it "more like the manga" (i don't know if they reffered to the actual manga or a magazine they found somewhere with a resume of DBZ)

[@lShadowdark]

The Champ Well, mecha frizzer it's part of the Android/Cell Saga (info from the Videogames, where thay separate it in sagas) I guess it starts when Trunks from the future appears.

[@nathanialramirez160]

Is it so fast because Kai has less filler?

[@ragejoona431]

Jäeger Bombastic - A Year old comment I know, but Kai is just Dragon Ball Z again with filler taken out. The reason why it's so hated among the fans is that while it claims to be a newly animated remake, they just took the animation from the original anime and made it more childfriendly by brightening and censoring it.

[@Walker-ow7vj]

RageJoona Who hates kai?

[@mechamanw668]

Walker1444 on the fence

[@Jay-ci8kf]

loved it

[@mechamanw668]

Walker1444 I have seen Kai years ago when I was younger, but I recently watched z and didn't see Kai recently. If I enjoyed z then I likely enjoyed Kai.

[@ericbushhousen507]

I've seen this like 10 times and still crack up at "Double Kill" and Nappa saying "Ballin'."

[@smoldream2908]

I really like how they use this bizarre format to lampoon their entire series and their gags. Kinda makes you think, seeing that the rest of the series is much more “competent” (as in, it’s actually trying to be something beyond just “Dragon Ball Z but with more jokes”)

[@GamingwithMahv1]

***** We demand an Episode 2 covering all of season 2. GO! (And by demand I mean we plead on our hands and knees for you to shower us with your comedic gold... wait... ew...)

[@ironmage4182]

sounds like we have a zarbon up in hear

[@NappaAbridged]

And I'm A Ghost...........OR AM I?

[@seamusilattimer8470]

Gosh dang it nappa

[@thatonethoru4868]

Ghost nappa!

[@jeremysmith7176]

For now.

[@Yety245]

CALL THE GHOST BUSTIERS

[@asbygaming2597]

WHO YOU GONNA CALL..GHOST NAPPA XD

[@Mazaroth]

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say" Well, he got me there.

[@imaginebeingapngtuber3124]

"Nobody watched DrgaonBall." Me not even on Z: Jokes on you Piccolo-

[@theelectricraft806]

Are you a yoshi? Hellz yea

[@UltraNerdyGamer]

Not sure if abridging kai or abridging the abridged...

[@haylebrennan8929]

+UltraNerdyGamer im pretty sure they just summerized their abridged. sooo, ya abridging the abridged.

[@CKing97]

Think of Kai Abridged of a summary of certain Sagas

[@bsmith6784]

Both. It's parodying the way that Kai is just a shortening of DBZ, while referencing the truth of the abridged (I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.)

[@AQFearfullMage]

+UltraNerdyGamer It's the Kai of the abridged!

[@KarmicBead]

UltraNerdyGamer yes

[@RainbowPowerRangerX]

I watched Dragon Ball :( I actually prefer it to DBZ. But I do still like DBZ.

[@Daniel-xp1jy]

Seems legit

[@communityEsc]

SelfAwarePedant lel

[@GokutheBlack]

Jack Welz MAGGOT,YOU CALLIN PICCOLO A LIAR?...Wait...that's somebody else's quote...

[@adamkilpatrick215]

SelfAwarePedant all them jokes....good times,good times,my friend

[@Phenomiracle]

SelfAwarePedant DBZ is epic, but Dragon Ball really is the better shonen.

[@chrislion8268]

"You will quote everything I say" I felt that

[@samcooley4764]

They managed to sum up an entire saga in a two minute episode. That's how much filler they shove into this show.

[@syndromeofadowns]

at least narutos filler is fun to watch and is relitively well condenced so you can just skip through it unlike dbz where every other episode is filler and some core episodes have added filler scenes

[@samcooley4764]

kendrick harper Naruto actually ended. Believe it.

[@syndromeofadowns]

ik

[@kadeyager1204]

+kendrick harper naruto filler is boring bruh it's just a whole bunch of flashbacks and stuff lol

[@christianmoreno7317]

Kade Yager SO TRUE, THE REASON WHY I QUIT WATCHING THAT SHIT, I was in season 5 I think? Till I gave up with that shit. DBZ fillers are at least pretty damn funny and worth watching