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Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes

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Drew Gooden

Drew Gooden

Күн бұрын

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@Spicypuff
@Spicypuff 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to know im not the only idiot.
@mrskitkats
@mrskitkats 6 жыл бұрын
Spicy Puffin glad to know I’m not the only other idiot
@emistrash54
@emistrash54 6 жыл бұрын
I'm**
@Noblepeanut
@Noblepeanut 6 жыл бұрын
It’s so touching finding other idiots in this world. *single tear runs down my cheek*
@cejaythegreatandawesome
@cejaythegreatandawesome 6 жыл бұрын
Your*
@gwent5106
@gwent5106 6 жыл бұрын
Shoe polish*
@rileyure8937
@rileyure8937 4 жыл бұрын
"Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 4 жыл бұрын
Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses
@theartofphilomathy
@theartofphilomathy 4 жыл бұрын
"😒"
@NeckYourself
@NeckYourself 4 жыл бұрын
@@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro
@artyb27
@artyb27 4 жыл бұрын
@@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?
@NeckYourself
@NeckYourself 4 жыл бұрын
@@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.
@coainc
@coainc 5 жыл бұрын
’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold
@PierceMyGuy
@PierceMyGuy 4 жыл бұрын
you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious
@w0nu
@w0nu 4 жыл бұрын
What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high
@SeraJaneable
@SeraJaneable 4 жыл бұрын
I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke
@ellasirna
@ellasirna 4 жыл бұрын
nicola wilkman that actually made me lol
@薇vern
@薇vern 4 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed
@gabbyholloman9398
@gabbyholloman9398 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes
@rachel7682
@rachel7682 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid” - Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018
@atomsmasher703
@atomsmasher703 4 жыл бұрын
That shit was 10/10.
@cerysxox
@cerysxox 4 жыл бұрын
pfft my scoliosis has spears
@SourGrapesandParmesan
@SourGrapesandParmesan 4 жыл бұрын
My scoliosis... *exists*
@just4lilg0blin
@just4lilg0blin Жыл бұрын
The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.
@clair-uh
@clair-uh 18 сағат бұрын
i mean its giving molester moon from smosh 😭‼️
@agnes3078
@agnes3078 4 жыл бұрын
Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao
@userisdeadandarchived2995
@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 жыл бұрын
1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy
@t6amygdala
@t6amygdala 4 жыл бұрын
@@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@t6amygdala
@t6amygdala 4 жыл бұрын
i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard
@mardoweb3550
@mardoweb3550 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god it’s not just me
@userisdeadandarchived2995
@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 жыл бұрын
@@t6amygdala hahaha
@Kenneth_Makes_Content
@Kenneth_Makes_Content 4 жыл бұрын
Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”
@TheLibertyRyan
@TheLibertyRyan 4 жыл бұрын
COMEDY GOLD
@grandlordSpencer
@grandlordSpencer 4 жыл бұрын
*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees
@matt309
@matt309 4 жыл бұрын
@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better
@lunadoodles8810
@lunadoodles8810 4 жыл бұрын
"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why
@sock7077
@sock7077 4 жыл бұрын
hot........... cheese bURN
@elizabethgrey6040
@elizabethgrey6040 5 жыл бұрын
Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...
@ilikeartsandfarts8452
@ilikeartsandfarts8452 4 жыл бұрын
Virgins for lives despite the wives
@AuDHDarling
@AuDHDarling 4 жыл бұрын
No it's cool he means high on Christ
@iknowdawae9513
@iknowdawae9513 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to call the church, phew!
@ye721
@ye721 4 жыл бұрын
@@AuDHDarling let the voice of love take you higher
@nehanudawatte5173
@nehanudawatte5173 4 жыл бұрын
He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney
@anaqours
@anaqours 2 жыл бұрын
i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON
@spurcalluth6300
@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.
@koiifsh
@koiifsh Жыл бұрын
i think it's the delivery
@spurcalluth6300
@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын
@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno
@chattymime
@chattymime Жыл бұрын
bro right
@chattymime
@chattymime Жыл бұрын
@@spurcalluth6300wow
@stewnstash
@stewnstash 5 жыл бұрын
I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."
@mrk_twn_lbow
@mrk_twn_lbow 5 жыл бұрын
Anti-christ.
@ellan1664
@ellan1664 5 жыл бұрын
stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings
@Asterluna
@Asterluna 5 жыл бұрын
UnFun Dip
@stewnstash
@stewnstash 5 жыл бұрын
@@ellan1664 oh NO
@julianfuller6148
@julianfuller6148 5 жыл бұрын
The for me is coke
@alexanderhamilton1026
@alexanderhamilton1026 4 жыл бұрын
'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.
@ariahalladay9086
@ariahalladay9086 4 жыл бұрын
I love your user name a little too much
@SketchUT
@SketchUT 4 жыл бұрын
I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this
@marsxoxo1110
@marsxoxo1110 4 жыл бұрын
OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU
@Joshpods
@Joshpods 4 жыл бұрын
.
@thatoneinternetguy9258
@thatoneinternetguy9258 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a tumblr joke
@konkeydonk
@konkeydonk 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on
@denaereimann2990
@denaereimann2990 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...
@amyhleigh
@amyhleigh 3 жыл бұрын
I do it 💀
@josie3221
@josie3221 3 жыл бұрын
You can NEVER be too prepared
@rabio02
@rabio02 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta see those dreams in 4k
@noonstyles3973
@noonstyles3973 3 жыл бұрын
@@rabio02 😭
@tyler439
@tyler439 2 жыл бұрын
crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M
@damienearl8302
@damienearl8302 2 жыл бұрын
Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"
@bye427
@bye427 Жыл бұрын
Hehe now 3.9 milll
@waesucks
@waesucks Жыл бұрын
3.9m now teehee
@Rosa-gu5sw
@Rosa-gu5sw Жыл бұрын
@rose you mean 4M
@littlewolfgirl8707
@littlewolfgirl8707 Жыл бұрын
3.93M now
@emmam1282
@emmam1282 4 жыл бұрын
“My scoliosis has arthritis” Best line I’ve ever heard
@sugarcombfilms3467
@sugarcombfilms3467 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20
@Will-db4qo
@Will-db4qo 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig
@Cardinalt
@Cardinalt 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.
@coatimundi69
@coatimundi69 2 жыл бұрын
bars
@starboiseb
@starboiseb 4 жыл бұрын
the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes
@cassteaelle7460
@cassteaelle7460 4 жыл бұрын
Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense
@jodilackie2097
@jodilackie2097 4 жыл бұрын
Genius
@rat-in-the-void
@rat-in-the-void 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ausernameiguess7058
@ausernameiguess7058 4 жыл бұрын
I've done that
@sallyr8384
@sallyr8384 4 жыл бұрын
I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao
@natalie-3737
@natalie-3737 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@laurenvcouto
@laurenvcouto 4 жыл бұрын
Nat i ugly laughed
@katiek2615
@katiek2615 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, and I don't even know why
@heidurakeiiiiii5804
@heidurakeiiiiii5804 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew
@slategirl5046
@slategirl5046 4 жыл бұрын
my dad used to call curious george curious jorge
@bellesaysmeow
@bellesaysmeow 2 жыл бұрын
it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing
@DottyyAnimalJam
@DottyyAnimalJam 2 жыл бұрын
can u explain the joke to a dumbass please
@thatcartoonistcat4344
@thatcartoonistcat4344 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke :(
@jessarisetty
@jessarisetty 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.
@yajurojha8200
@yajurojha8200 2 жыл бұрын
thanks
@GoodKidmAAdLizard
@GoodKidmAAdLizard 2 жыл бұрын
No, they don’t let me go there anymore.
@MerBaby-xoxo
@MerBaby-xoxo 5 жыл бұрын
Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("
@localdreamer13
@localdreamer13 5 жыл бұрын
For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment
@lillydowty7455
@lillydowty7455 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks
@BoeJurrow
@BoeJurrow 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at curious jorge
@jambononi
@jambononi 5 жыл бұрын
Frog first world problems, am I right?
@bread.403
@bread.403 5 жыл бұрын
That was kinda cute tho haha
@Pizza653
@Pizza653 5 жыл бұрын
"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into". same
@aidendaufelt8166
@aidendaufelt8166 4 жыл бұрын
H
@winter_wolf3284
@winter_wolf3284 4 жыл бұрын
E
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 4 жыл бұрын
K
@god3500
@god3500 4 жыл бұрын
E
@birb_Mairead06
@birb_Mairead06 4 жыл бұрын
P
@Batcreaturez
@Batcreaturez 5 жыл бұрын
I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned
@topsoil86
@topsoil86 4 жыл бұрын
I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69
@saoirsewood8890
@saoirsewood8890 4 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@wistful4684
@wistful4684 4 жыл бұрын
Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now
@topsoil86
@topsoil86 4 жыл бұрын
@@wistful4684 thanks lol
@peenixtrite
@peenixtrite 4 жыл бұрын
now its 169.. fuck.
@cheesebeing5679
@cheesebeing5679 2 жыл бұрын
Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine
@jessarisetty
@jessarisetty 2 жыл бұрын
They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes
@eggnogalcoholic
@eggnogalcoholic 2 жыл бұрын
Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️
@TheQueenOfSheba
@TheQueenOfSheba 2 жыл бұрын
Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao
@justsoul815
@justsoul815 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol
@yoongiverse.
@yoongiverse. Жыл бұрын
@@justsoul815 he was completely serious
@breademojiwheatemoji4003
@breademojiwheatemoji4003 4 жыл бұрын
i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text
@ipaintontheskies
@ipaintontheskies 4 жыл бұрын
Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂
@libby9047
@libby9047 4 жыл бұрын
congratulati !
@okaayushi
@okaayushi 4 жыл бұрын
i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol
@LunarEleven
@LunarEleven 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.
@ptolyclarke1400
@ptolyclarke1400 3 жыл бұрын
Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!
@lucy592
@lucy592 6 жыл бұрын
I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.
@Rince
@Rince 5 жыл бұрын
Lucy I laughed
@spicytunaman3172
@spicytunaman3172 5 жыл бұрын
Rince I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)
@miyahmccraney1327
@miyahmccraney1327 5 жыл бұрын
I cried at why mc a Comedy gold
@coco.0487
@coco.0487 5 жыл бұрын
WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"
@haileybalzan794
@haileybalzan794 5 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE
@coolkid4457
@coolkid4457 5 жыл бұрын
I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago: “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”
@slplssgr
@slplssgr 4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS
@Notmyname1593
@Notmyname1593 4 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to live in Australia?
@sarahlouise9433
@sarahlouise9433 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA
@connersuxx
@connersuxx 4 жыл бұрын
Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.
@Cat-zq6iy
@Cat-zq6iy 4 жыл бұрын
😭
@NerdyRulerz
@NerdyRulerz 2 жыл бұрын
"The way my brain works is that it doesn't" As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard
@riverkhan1128
@riverkhan1128 2 жыл бұрын
my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember not everyone feels that way
@maddy3852
@maddy3852 2 жыл бұрын
@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol
@ot9twicee117
@ot9twicee117 2 жыл бұрын
@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️
@pearlhwva
@pearlhwva 2 жыл бұрын
not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao
@minipotatoghandi8780
@minipotatoghandi8780 2 жыл бұрын
My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao
@weewooweewooweewoo
@weewooweewooweewoo 4 жыл бұрын
I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn” I have my priorities straight
@blankslate7491
@blankslate7491 4 жыл бұрын
I wish my life could be as in order as yours
@yeet-8603
@yeet-8603 4 жыл бұрын
I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience
@vampirebicth
@vampirebicth 4 жыл бұрын
last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers
@youareworthit5322
@youareworthit5322 4 жыл бұрын
Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.
@_4tr4mp0line
@_4tr4mp0line 4 жыл бұрын
i gonna add that to my bucket list
@lilyreed9052
@lilyreed9052 6 жыл бұрын
“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that
@DannySaurusRex
@DannySaurusRex 6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.
@moormonkey
@moormonkey 5 жыл бұрын
Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420
@thatsEforEveryone
@thatsEforEveryone 5 жыл бұрын
That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes
@Man-ej6uv
@Man-ej6uv 2 жыл бұрын
best hours for all that lol
@cassics8285
@cassics8285 2 жыл бұрын
I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this: “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)” “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar” “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet” *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag* All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes
@cheesebiscuit8376
@cheesebiscuit8376 2 жыл бұрын
I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather
@Syrange13
@Syrange13 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2
@cheesebiscuit8376
@cheesebiscuit8376 2 жыл бұрын
@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense
@LSRandomHandle
@LSRandomHandle 2 жыл бұрын
Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?
@bleachyidioms
@bleachyidioms 2 жыл бұрын
these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing
@gray1648
@gray1648 6 жыл бұрын
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"
@maisie2224
@maisie2224 5 жыл бұрын
1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious
@kelcianatemplemire6477
@kelcianatemplemire6477 5 жыл бұрын
I love when he says that.
@kargleyjr0426
@kargleyjr0426 5 жыл бұрын
i literally read this comment as he said it
@kgouge8541
@kgouge8541 5 жыл бұрын
@@kargleyjr0426 same
@thejunkie2024
@thejunkie2024 5 жыл бұрын
Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes This man is obviously a genius
@thatsEforEveryone
@thatsEforEveryone 5 жыл бұрын
They called him a madman.....
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 жыл бұрын
r/madlad
@manniv5415
@manniv5415 5 жыл бұрын
danny*
@mleqa.7156
@mleqa.7156 5 жыл бұрын
Manniv How dare you make me laugh
@circusninjavoodoowizard
@circusninjavoodoowizard 5 жыл бұрын
I went to like it and it went from 4.9k to 5k I feel like I am all powerful
@aebez
@aebez 4 жыл бұрын
i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”
@kristopher4130
@kristopher4130 3 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@kitkatrina1337
@kitkatrina1337 2 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@zanemcewen1343
@zanemcewen1343 2 жыл бұрын
so true Ibuki
@kotokoutsugi2993
@kotokoutsugi2993 2 жыл бұрын
Hello, fellow Danganronpa fan
@mimi.sues.
@mimi.sues. 2 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 2 жыл бұрын
These are the serious ones: 7:21 Feeling like an adult 12:26 Making friends as an adult 13:34 Thinking vs doing
@mayhemilyy
@mayhemilyy 2 жыл бұрын
his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away
@arlxquin
@arlxquin 4 ай бұрын
im only 18 but i just got into uni and the one about making friends is literally, word for word, how i feel. my jaw dropped lol
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 3 ай бұрын
I'n amazed at how 20 year old drew thought "don't poop to stay skinny!" was elite book material, and then would just spawn an incredibly thoughtful monologue that he just... has
@megalyssa
@megalyssa 6 жыл бұрын
“I fought in EVERY war.”
@KoteoNokan
@KoteoNokan 6 жыл бұрын
Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up
@mr.coconut2310
@mr.coconut2310 6 жыл бұрын
"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"
@macy131
@macy131 6 жыл бұрын
You better back the fuck up
@sethesteem
@sethesteem 6 жыл бұрын
eskiet
@leonachamie6025
@leonachamie6025 6 жыл бұрын
the Peloponnesian war was rough.
@themambawarrior2290
@themambawarrior2290 3 жыл бұрын
I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.
@cowboytori
@cowboytori 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@goldenfurniture123
@goldenfurniture123 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@dezh6345
@dezh6345 2 жыл бұрын
I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said _why_ mca? "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?" "Why _mca?_ "
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 2 жыл бұрын
same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.
@the6597
@the6597 2 жыл бұрын
Im glad Im not the only one (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)
@lizbeth5716
@lizbeth5716 5 жыл бұрын
Curious Jorge was actually brilliant
@serenityfreeman5906
@serenityfreeman5906 5 жыл бұрын
Instead its Wondering Jorge
@mewsic3063
@mewsic3063 2 жыл бұрын
Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash
@meyague
@meyague Жыл бұрын
you can't get high if you read books?
@mewsic3063
@mewsic3063 Жыл бұрын
@@meyague who said that
@kim_tork52
@kim_tork52 Жыл бұрын
Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol
@gapayao
@gapayao Жыл бұрын
What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063
@ouijaclown
@ouijaclown Жыл бұрын
@@Embermeetstimberyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha
@camillepier3344
@camillepier3344 4 жыл бұрын
don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”
@oweng8895
@oweng8895 4 жыл бұрын
centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there
@cthulhutheendless1587
@cthulhutheendless1587 4 жыл бұрын
Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind
@lilylol9504
@lilylol9504 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4
@monke980
@monke980 4 жыл бұрын
@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
@finnlastname4397
@finnlastname4397 4 жыл бұрын
god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant
@juliebogen1797
@juliebogen1797 3 жыл бұрын
"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing
@monkiram
@monkiram 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love
@kristopher4130
@kristopher4130 3 жыл бұрын
reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason
@shamblesinshambles
@shamblesinshambles 3 жыл бұрын
Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.
@piskelo10
@piskelo10 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow i know exactly what you mean
@beatricefox937
@beatricefox937 3 жыл бұрын
This is poetry
@LB_THE_NINJA
@LB_THE_NINJA 3 жыл бұрын
Pitbull said "meet me in the hotel room" Drew said "I am the hotel room"
@claire8011
@claire8011 3 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more likes
@starrysoleil
@starrysoleil 3 жыл бұрын
Drew *is* a hotel room.
@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW
@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW 2 жыл бұрын
The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.
@lindsymitchell8265
@lindsymitchell8265 3 жыл бұрын
“Weed is supposed to relax you but instead turns me into” -as a stoner this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard -this should be a cards against humanity prompt
@Bionicbutter43
@Bionicbutter43 3 жыл бұрын
It turns me into a giggle bitch Also I make great food
@emmygilbert1813
@emmygilbert1813 3 жыл бұрын
yah it’s actually brilliant lmao
@thallakai
@thallakai 3 жыл бұрын
It's perfect cause indica's always make you lose focus.
@literallyafishhook
@literallyafishhook 3 жыл бұрын
last time i got high i put fruity pebbles into some vanilla ice cream and i thought i was a world class chef so idk what that says about how i get when i'm high
@Bionicbutter43
@Bionicbutter43 3 жыл бұрын
@@literallyafishhook it implies that we're definitely getting high together now
@toughorangebloomplayz1272
@toughorangebloomplayz1272 5 жыл бұрын
I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather
@shroomish4937
@shroomish4937 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah thay both look like danny...
@ratherande
@ratherande 5 жыл бұрын
Its subtle but I can definitely see it
@sunder530
@sunder530 5 жыл бұрын
I guess maybe if you squint
@katesszz
@katesszz 5 жыл бұрын
Really? I dont see it.
@somethingbehindyouu
@somethingbehindyouu 5 жыл бұрын
Meh
@cargo_vroom9729
@cargo_vroom9729 2 жыл бұрын
I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 2 жыл бұрын
Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely
@etekweb
@etekweb 18 сағат бұрын
Didn't even catch that - all these years I've just accepted "unconventional wisdom teeth" at face value lol
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 4 жыл бұрын
This entire video is like a half joke so instead of: “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.” Its just “I have a step ladder.”
@ellyouayenare2095
@ellyouayenare2095 4 жыл бұрын
When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.
@micahbeckner2274
@micahbeckner2274 4 жыл бұрын
@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 4 жыл бұрын
@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT
@fairy5668
@fairy5668 4 жыл бұрын
@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT
@ellyouayenare2095
@ellyouayenare2095 4 жыл бұрын
Where there's a will,
@oliviap.1370
@oliviap.1370 3 жыл бұрын
Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard
@thecoldestgoodbye
@thecoldestgoodbye 2 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING
@koiifsh
@koiifsh 2 жыл бұрын
every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably
@kososka
@kososka Жыл бұрын
I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it
@platypusparasol9825
@platypusparasol9825 Жыл бұрын
i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.
@waspsandwich6548
@waspsandwich6548 Жыл бұрын
autism
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 жыл бұрын
ok but why is no one talking about how drew's life crisis were so relatable???? i used to have these same thoughts when i was like 19 and sober lmao
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 жыл бұрын
I think the same stuff and I'm 19 and sober, it's been socially detrimental for me and you seem to speak in past tense, soOoO have you any advice for a fellow if you have overcome these feelings
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 жыл бұрын
@@booferooo hey so i tried to answer this comment twice but both times i wrote a huge wall of text, and i just wanna know if you'd mind reading through all of that or if you'd rather me giving a short answer more focused on actual advice and ignoring personal experiences... ? (it was around 700 words long idk if that's too much but it did look like a lot)
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 жыл бұрын
@@FileCode1459 length matters not to me(: I enjoy reading, especially anything that could impact me positively
@booferooo
@booferooo 3 жыл бұрын
@@FileCode1459 btw I really appreciate that you've answered me at all and I hope you have a great day 🥺
@FileCode1459
@FileCode1459 3 жыл бұрын
@@booferooo awww thank you! i really enjoyed thinkinng about it and answering your question, so thank you as well! okay, i'll send it:
@dumpsterracoon9920
@dumpsterracoon9920 2 жыл бұрын
Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
@40watt53
@40watt53 10 ай бұрын
yeah
@Barstooly
@Barstooly 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the high brain will stress how important a joke is in the moment without adding enough detail to understand it later
@drewisgooden
@drewisgooden 6 жыл бұрын
very well said
@CassTeaElle
@CassTeaElle 6 жыл бұрын
Barstooly I think the same could be said for dream journals
@burrito270
@burrito270 6 жыл бұрын
that's one thing that always happens with me, its because you feel like every idea is one of a kind and different when it's actually not that significant lol
@fruitycutie
@fruitycutie 6 жыл бұрын
Barstooly how interesting... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sry couldnt hold it
@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss
@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss 4 жыл бұрын
I have a note from 2015 that says: “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D” No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that
@Elm04
@Elm04 4 жыл бұрын
I think that was referencing this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIO3c4BqityheNU
@okaayushi
@okaayushi 4 жыл бұрын
OMG i cant stop laughing
@ivyravenclaw3573
@ivyravenclaw3573 4 жыл бұрын
Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌
@theinternetisqueer
@theinternetisqueer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Elm04 omg-
@music-by-storm
@music-by-storm 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol
@bruh4891
@bruh4891 6 жыл бұрын
that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын
Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp
@laycebug3260
@laycebug3260 5 жыл бұрын
Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын
Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻‍♀️
@caitlinroseblaney226
@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын
Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it
@jeonghansupremacist
@jeonghansupremacist 5 жыл бұрын
I GIGGLED
@hnichole
@hnichole 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.
@daydream5120
@daydream5120 2 жыл бұрын
I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever
@voidgamer7122
@voidgamer7122 2 жыл бұрын
can we get some examples?
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni Жыл бұрын
Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.
@itsasecret5540
@itsasecret5540 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this
@40watt53
@40watt53 10 ай бұрын
Please you have to give us an example.
@m88247
@m88247 3 жыл бұрын
“i plead Beethoven’s fifth!” is GENIUS and in the right situation will land you a netflix comedy special
@kiralonely
@kiralonely 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing, omg.
@jobbytop
@jobbytop 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand one bit
@kiralonely
@kiralonely 2 жыл бұрын
@@jobbytop "I plead the fifth!" is a common thing said in relation to the fifth amendment, referring to the right to remain silent. Police officers in America have to recite it during an arrest, and it's fairly well known cause of TV shows and the like. Beethoven's fifth is a symphony written by Ludwig Van Beethoven, a very very famous musical legend of the early 1800s. The joke is a pun, combining the two phrases into a malaphor, an error of two similar phrases of speech being combined to create a nonsensical phrase. Examples would be "it's not rocket surgery!" and "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." Basically it's a pun based on classical music history and the common knowledge of an American amendment thanks to television.
@sjedwardscissorhands
@sjedwardscissorhands Жыл бұрын
@@kiralonely I love you for this
@cam5556
@cam5556 Жыл бұрын
@@sjedwardscissorhands you trying to make them Kira Not Lonely?
@ellan1664
@ellan1664 5 жыл бұрын
The increasingly taller pile of toilet paper had such chaotic energy
@Benjamin-qd4ly
@Benjamin-qd4ly 5 жыл бұрын
Ella N i was about to say
@user-oq2eh1fo2s
@user-oq2eh1fo2s 4 жыл бұрын
The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂
@kirbwarriork3371
@kirbwarriork3371 4 жыл бұрын
If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.
@amouryong
@amouryong 4 жыл бұрын
When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot
@kevincoleman2092
@kevincoleman2092 4 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol
@lyon9580
@lyon9580 4 жыл бұрын
@@amouryong I still don't get it.
@roobee1234
@roobee1234 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab
@reaganrene5140
@reaganrene5140 2 жыл бұрын
I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public
@kelseyarchibald7368
@kelseyarchibald7368 3 жыл бұрын
“i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes
@45webstar
@45webstar 3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@wishingwell_333
@wishingwell_333 3 жыл бұрын
i jus choked
@door1575
@door1575 3 жыл бұрын
PLS HAHAHA
@midnightgamer-21
@midnightgamer-21 3 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHA
@universeplays6952
@universeplays6952 2 жыл бұрын
damn, the only thing i have in my notes are two shitty fanfictions and a rant about my dads emotional abuse
@rubberduckyofsteel
@rubberduckyofsteel 6 жыл бұрын
11/10 would watch “but what about country music?”
@elis.9862
@elis.9862 6 жыл бұрын
ok lol
@oof8279
@oof8279 6 жыл бұрын
That was actual a good idea, I would pay to watch that
@casey7817
@casey7817 6 жыл бұрын
Mr too
@MajorDeath-df9gm
@MajorDeath-df9gm 2 жыл бұрын
20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat 25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny
@willhouston4487
@willhouston4487 4 жыл бұрын
He's the spitting image of his grandpa
@spencerj9660
@spencerj9660 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@jj3340
@jj3340 3 жыл бұрын
@@spencerj9660 Ok
@MeesterMartz
@MeesterMartz 3 жыл бұрын
That420 Bitch ok
@marconi1906
@marconi1906 3 жыл бұрын
@@MeesterMartz ok
@GA_131
@GA_131 3 жыл бұрын
@@marconi1906 ok
@maverickREAL
@maverickREAL 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you went from "Being an adult is hard." to "Why, MC A?"
@MassacreVegan
@MassacreVegan 5 жыл бұрын
"He'll tell it how it is, but not at first!" had me actually cackling.
@officialblimp
@officialblimp 2 жыл бұрын
I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense
@karinai3730
@karinai3730 4 жыл бұрын
drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk
@froppiss5165
@froppiss5165 4 жыл бұрын
Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.
@sambrake7000
@sambrake7000 4 жыл бұрын
Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago
@nox71377
@nox71377 4 жыл бұрын
He knew
@elijah5374
@elijah5374 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?
@PoorEdward
@PoorEdward 4 жыл бұрын
Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...
@cheesentuna
@cheesentuna 4 жыл бұрын
"The Sike-Ic" is actually really funny. And gives a minor Batman villain vibe.
@cheesentuna
@cheesentuna 4 жыл бұрын
The message to poop joke made me LOL
@nonkey74
@nonkey74 3 жыл бұрын
@@cheesentuna i m a g i n e a p o o p j o k e
@alastorbutwithagun
@alastorbutwithagun 3 жыл бұрын
oo, maybe they tell you what your future is gonna be then do the opposite thing to you
@cheesentuna
@cheesentuna 3 жыл бұрын
@@alastorbutwithagun Sike-Ic me that, Batty!
@SquiddyHiggenbottom
@SquiddyHiggenbottom 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches
@messyroadI
@messyroadI 7 ай бұрын
he's john mulaney after all
@getsouped
@getsouped 2 жыл бұрын
i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts: - cemeteries on demand! - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son - theres a horse loose in a high school - toilet that just has a wedge seat - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back - party rockers of the jury,
@raz9388
@raz9388 2 жыл бұрын
PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY
@getsouped
@getsouped 2 жыл бұрын
@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b
@phantomology13
@phantomology13 Жыл бұрын
These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM
@40watt53
@40watt53 10 ай бұрын
youve got potential
@sagelouisee
@sagelouisee 3 ай бұрын
So completely obsessed with long jumping backwards up the stairway to heaven
@camryn333
@camryn333 4 жыл бұрын
dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol
@archontoulapaschali5930
@archontoulapaschali5930 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one :/
@camryn333
@camryn333 4 жыл бұрын
Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why
@EndertheDragon0922
@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын
Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.
@nosleep9816
@nosleep9816 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah same lol
@Ckb.
@Ckb. 4 жыл бұрын
bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny
@NotRelevant1
@NotRelevant1 4 жыл бұрын
Here’s a piece of comedy from my notes. “Why is beer on tap so special? I’ve got water on tap but you don’t hear me bragging.”
@senza4591
@senza4591 4 жыл бұрын
Thats true, though
@lotteg.6817
@lotteg.6817 3 жыл бұрын
“if you put a hole in the middle of an island you’ll have a huge donut” is my personal favorite from my notes.
@Infomaniac_Moment
@Infomaniac_Moment 3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure those are called atolls
@lotteg.6817
@lotteg.6817 3 жыл бұрын
@@Infomaniac_Moment you’re right omg also this just made my life a bit more cool +findling that out high again makes it so much more meaningful omg
@thetideishighandsoami3928
@thetideishighandsoami3928 2 жыл бұрын
I once wrote “N, Y/N” as in a bond joke, I had no idea Y/N meant your name
@evilturkey523
@evilturkey523 2 жыл бұрын
for me it's something like "zobibo (or some other nonsense word that rhymed) did you eat my burrito" on a shared note
@jfrfilms6697
@jfrfilms6697 2 жыл бұрын
Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed
@40watt53
@40watt53 10 ай бұрын
or how it didnt 😭
@LockedinEden
@LockedinEden 6 жыл бұрын
I love how some of these are just extremely depressing self deprecating/analyzing messages and are completely unrelated to any of the other things
@joeybowen7601
@joeybowen7601 5 жыл бұрын
I once found a note from a few years prior that read "Capron: Both a cape, and an apron".
@bananasplitlady3045
@bananasplitlady3045 5 жыл бұрын
I would buy that
@brynntermeer9951
@brynntermeer9951 4 жыл бұрын
A dress?
@garlicbread4407
@garlicbread4407 4 жыл бұрын
A smock
@thelanktheist2626
@thelanktheist2626 4 жыл бұрын
Bakerman! Humble bakery owner by day, superhero of pastries by night
@piranhasz427
@piranhasz427 4 жыл бұрын
“We are all dressed as Donald trump sitting in 4 pink lawn chairs with our legs crossed smiling” this is the only funny thing I’ve found in my notes lol I wish I wrote what you did
@notdeadyet5337
@notdeadyet5337 4 жыл бұрын
“pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.
@sludgecased
@sludgecased 3 жыл бұрын
Trol
@sades466
@sades466 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it help
@wafer2511
@wafer2511 3 жыл бұрын
@@sades466 well you see
@ihaverabies17
@ihaverabies17 3 жыл бұрын
@@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name
@lovelybeautygirlstella5976
@lovelybeautygirlstella5976 2 жыл бұрын
TRUEEEEE
@therosieghost5180
@therosieghost5180 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.
@jackieoram409
@jackieoram409 5 жыл бұрын
Drew: *two insightful paragraphs about self-worth* Drew, 3 seconds later: uNcOnVEnTiONaL wiSdOm tEeTh
@SunniDae333
@SunniDae333 6 жыл бұрын
"My scoliosis has arthritis" lmfaooo
@lashi_0007
@lashi_0007 5 жыл бұрын
Note from 2 years ago that I found in my phone: “Yoda with a speech impediment” Edit: likes, neat.
@SavvyMuhon
@SavvyMuhon 5 жыл бұрын
Luke, not weady awe you
@harryboi1794
@harryboi1794 4 жыл бұрын
"D-d-d-d-do or d-d-d-do not th-th-there is no tr-try"
@celestiaXX
@celestiaXX 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@lukemacinnes5124
@lukemacinnes5124 4 жыл бұрын
I mean isn't that just normal Yoda?
@slplssgr
@slplssgr 4 жыл бұрын
I relate
@misswilwarin8829
@misswilwarin8829 2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"
@sadieleonard4503
@sadieleonard4503 5 жыл бұрын
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up." -Drew Gooden
@ligma14
@ligma14 4 жыл бұрын
Rock and Roll Grandpa Gooden *
@phanic.at.the.disco.
@phanic.at.the.disco. 4 жыл бұрын
have some respect for our troops 😤
@royalkitana7016
@royalkitana7016 6 жыл бұрын
the amount of similarities between your notes and mine is so cool lol i also have spouts of “why am i so dissatisfied with my life which has amounted to nothing in particular?” immediately followed by “eye dentist”
@Haruta18
@Haruta18 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly the eye dentist bit made me chuckle 😂
@keepyourshoesathedoor
@keepyourshoesathedoor 5 жыл бұрын
royalkitana What’s an “eye dentist?”💀
@honeycomb937
@honeycomb937 5 жыл бұрын
eye dentist is my current mood
@dietcokeonthemorguefloor4023
@dietcokeonthemorguefloor4023 5 жыл бұрын
royalkitana same
@banette888
@banette888 5 жыл бұрын
Eye dentist im cackling
@theepoetrygod
@theepoetrygod 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the fact that Drew looks like he sat in a room and ate saltines for 20 years, "I got really high" is probably the weirdest thing I thought I'd hear from him. edit: I made a John Mulaney reference. saw him live in July, glad to see he’s out of rehab and doing well.
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 3 жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated, you are the poetry god, damn. “He sat in a room and ate saltines for 20 years” excuse me
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta find my old horoscopes as things I wrote down stoned memo because tbh it still kills me
@jade_is_tired
@jade_is_tired 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifersfursona that’s literally taken directly from John Mulaney
@wildfirefox1
@wildfirefox1 3 жыл бұрын
Damn you stole the joke I was gonna write that I stole from John Mulaney
@frog_humidifier585
@frog_humidifier585 2 жыл бұрын
Ur a bit biter
@seanbradford6657
@seanbradford6657 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years
@teaganhazard5659
@teaganhazard5659 4 жыл бұрын
I found in my notes “need to drain pasta in a pinch? use a croc!”
@madisonjames6917
@madisonjames6917 4 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@Light-qx8iq
@Light-qx8iq 4 жыл бұрын
wouldnt the croc melt? are they resistant to boiling water??
@whimbrella
@whimbrella 4 жыл бұрын
Light they’re made of styrofoam not plastic
@_4tr4mp0line
@_4tr4mp0line 4 жыл бұрын
@@Light-qx8iq r/woooosh
@kamarannadi9291
@kamarannadi9291 4 жыл бұрын
haha
@dogol284
@dogol284 6 жыл бұрын
I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.
@bluewuppo
@bluewuppo 5 жыл бұрын
Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy
@ClodaghQuinnchannel
@ClodaghQuinnchannel 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aspentree9
@aspentree9 5 жыл бұрын
the why, M CA one was actual gold
@anna-hv8fr
@anna-hv8fr 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes so i'm not moving that
@l_ndonmusic
@l_ndonmusic 5 жыл бұрын
It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am
@ayvette333
@ayvette333 3 жыл бұрын
Your "failed jokes" perfectly describe my sense of humor
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 3 жыл бұрын
same
@doublev4409
@doublev4409 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@frickusernames
@frickusernames Жыл бұрын
This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time
@quarterqueen
@quarterqueen 5 жыл бұрын
curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza
@Nathan4564566
@Nathan4564566 5 жыл бұрын
Press X to doubt
@AV-wq2je
@AV-wq2je 5 жыл бұрын
Y to Shame
@mysticdarkwing6560
@mysticdarkwing6560 5 жыл бұрын
|-/
@mieshasehgal4975
@mieshasehgal4975 5 жыл бұрын
cool, but what about country music?
@daylinbridgewater547
@daylinbridgewater547 5 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture!
@rory9718
@rory9718 4 жыл бұрын
why were literally 95% of these unironically hilarious to me
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 4 жыл бұрын
I've got an old draft on tumblr that just says "Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
@ilovecoffeeandrobots
@ilovecoffeeandrobots 4 жыл бұрын
@BAntony that's the point i believe
@JJLiu-xc3kg
@JJLiu-xc3kg 4 жыл бұрын
Adolf the Reich-noses Reindeer
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 жыл бұрын
@BAntony gee i wonder why
@JJLiu-xc3kg
@JJLiu-xc3kg 4 жыл бұрын
Ramen Doodles What an incredibly creative joke nobody before you had made. Thank you.
@sexfuk2119
@sexfuk2119 4 жыл бұрын
*I know what I’m gonna photoshop next*
@subsoar5734
@subsoar5734 Жыл бұрын
i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones
@hidbid1
@hidbid1 4 жыл бұрын
That "quit your job so you can't afford food" line was great wdym
@ssnakebbite.
@ssnakebbite. 4 жыл бұрын
that YMCA joke was actually the funniest thing ive heard all week.
@EurekaX
@EurekaX 3 жыл бұрын
samee
@sutterismine
@sutterismine 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't find it that funny until, "They don't let me in there anymore". Comedy gold!
@Fluffadoodle
@Fluffadoodle 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad ngl
@ssnakebbite.
@ssnakebbite. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fluffadoodle stfu it was funny
@Autumnnn_017
@Autumnnn_017 3 жыл бұрын
i genuinely found all of the notes funny, i dont know why he thought they werent lmao
@gracelodgard4991
@gracelodgard4991 6 жыл бұрын
*why, MC A?*
@emilyvictoria7789
@emilyvictoria7789 6 жыл бұрын
Grace Hannah Beauty No they won’t let me in there anymore
@yourshitsweakx100
@yourshitsweakx100 6 жыл бұрын
We like to stay there.
@pip4349
@pip4349 6 жыл бұрын
i'm not ashamed of laughing at that
@sunshinescam2003
@sunshinescam2003 6 жыл бұрын
Explain?
@paigeberni2821
@paigeberni2821 6 жыл бұрын
SunshineScam ---Rec Name say it out loud (why, MC A)
@angelicaschuyler1011
@angelicaschuyler1011 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp
@madazzahatter9257
@madazzahatter9257 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything” Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*
@nuggetstreamer7573
@nuggetstreamer7573 4 жыл бұрын
drews brain cells:
@ancis1327
@ancis1327 4 жыл бұрын
Drew's subscribers:
@gage6173
@gage6173 4 жыл бұрын
Drews:
@madazzahatter9257
@madazzahatter9257 4 жыл бұрын
mango socks you really think he has that much
@millyc.7925
@millyc.7925 4 жыл бұрын
Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man
@ratherande
@ratherande 4 жыл бұрын
I found a note in my phone that just said “frogs that shed their eyes if they get damaged” and I have no recollection of writing it
@limeylemon1685
@limeylemon1685 3 жыл бұрын
that sounds terrifying lol
@SantaFishes101
@SantaFishes101 3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo now this is comedy gold
@xxMusicxSpeaksxx
@xxMusicxSpeaksxx 4 жыл бұрын
_"I don’t feel like an adult. Not for lack of responsibility or because of my petite wrists, but because the absence of any significant amount of self-worth. I enter conversations with other adults but the playing field isn’t even. I know my place in the relationship. They aren’t my peers, they’re my superiors. And whether that’s the reality of it, or just the thought I’ve forced into my head. That’s the feeling I have."_ tbh i've been feeling this too often too strongly. :(( so hearing the feeling put into words is kinda messing me up and giving me comfort at the same time.
@rayafoxr3
@rayafoxr3 4 жыл бұрын
menopauls that’s me with the one about friends. Me to a fucking T. Fuck.
@ldavenport3473
@ldavenport3473 4 жыл бұрын
that one made me confront some hard truths about myself honestly
@benmarkus3675
@benmarkus3675 4 жыл бұрын
Ive been feeling that way for a long time. I think what may be helping me is realizing that what I do makes me just as valuable as those people and our worth is not defined by where we are in life. Love you man
@piercecarradine
@piercecarradine 4 жыл бұрын
I felt like that through most of my twenties (I'm 32). Ironically, part of what made me feel like I had finally matured was to stop worrying about it. Eventually I stopped putting people on a pedestal and feeling like a fraud for not being a cool adult like them (mind you, nobody was intentionally putting me down, it was all in my head). That allowed me to open my eyes to their flaws and realize how everyone, no matter how old, is a bit of an idiot sometimes. Adulthood is a myth.
@Faith_P_
@Faith_P_ 4 жыл бұрын
Aww man, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing fine.
@albertlassiter8608
@albertlassiter8608 Жыл бұрын
7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come
@zurbruggg
@zurbruggg 4 жыл бұрын
I have a notes file that just says “I have secks” in bold font.
@moonriverinc7896
@moonriverinc7896 4 жыл бұрын
thats my resume
@bittersweetcoffee2229
@bittersweetcoffee2229 4 жыл бұрын
@@moonriverinc7896 woah careful dude you have to be a bit modest on those
@moonriverinc7896
@moonriverinc7896 4 жыл бұрын
@@bittersweetcoffee2229 oh my bad I thought it said socks
@Riurelia
@Riurelia 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something I would've said in 2015 when I was 12.
@zurbruggg
@zurbruggg 4 жыл бұрын
Jone Tokaye it’s exactly what I said in 2019 when I was 12
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