i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard
@mardoweb35504 жыл бұрын
Thank god it’s not just me
@userisdeadandarchived29954 жыл бұрын
@@t6amygdala hahaha
@Kenneth_Makes_Content4 жыл бұрын
Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”
@TheLibertyRyan4 жыл бұрын
COMEDY GOLD
@grandlordSpencer4 жыл бұрын
*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees
@matt3094 жыл бұрын
@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better
@lunadoodles88104 жыл бұрын
"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why
@sock70774 жыл бұрын
hot........... cheese bURN
@elizabethgrey60405 жыл бұрын
Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...
@ilikeartsandfarts84524 жыл бұрын
Virgins for lives despite the wives
@AuDHDarling4 жыл бұрын
No it's cool he means high on Christ
@iknowdawae95134 жыл бұрын
I was about to call the church, phew!
@ye7214 жыл бұрын
@@AuDHDarling let the voice of love take you higher
@nehanudawatte51734 жыл бұрын
He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney
@anaqours2 жыл бұрын
i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON
@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.
@koiifsh Жыл бұрын
i think it's the delivery
@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын
@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno
@chattymime Жыл бұрын
bro right
@chattymime Жыл бұрын
@@spurcalluth6300wow
@stewnstash5 жыл бұрын
I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."
@mrk_twn_lbow5 жыл бұрын
Anti-christ.
@ellan16645 жыл бұрын
stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings
@Asterluna5 жыл бұрын
UnFun Dip
@stewnstash5 жыл бұрын
@@ellan1664 oh NO
@julianfuller61485 жыл бұрын
The for me is coke
@alexanderhamilton10264 жыл бұрын
'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.
@ariahalladay90864 жыл бұрын
I love your user name a little too much
@SketchUT4 жыл бұрын
I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this
@marsxoxo11104 жыл бұрын
OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU
@Joshpods4 жыл бұрын
.
@thatoneinternetguy92584 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a tumblr joke
@konkeydonk3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on
@denaereimann29903 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...
@amyhleigh3 жыл бұрын
I do it 💀
@josie32213 жыл бұрын
You can NEVER be too prepared
@rabio023 жыл бұрын
Gotta see those dreams in 4k
@noonstyles39733 жыл бұрын
@@rabio02 😭
@tyler4392 жыл бұрын
crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M
@damienearl83022 жыл бұрын
Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"
@bye427 Жыл бұрын
Hehe now 3.9 milll
@waesucks Жыл бұрын
3.9m now teehee
@Rosa-gu5sw Жыл бұрын
@rose you mean 4M
@littlewolfgirl8707 Жыл бұрын
3.93M now
@emmam12824 жыл бұрын
“My scoliosis has arthritis” Best line I’ve ever heard
@sugarcombfilms34673 жыл бұрын
I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20
@Will-db4qo3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig
@Cardinalt3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.
@coatimundi692 жыл бұрын
bars
@starboiseb4 жыл бұрын
the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes
@cassteaelle74604 жыл бұрын
Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense
@jodilackie20974 жыл бұрын
Genius
@rat-in-the-void4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ausernameiguess70584 жыл бұрын
I've done that
@sallyr83844 жыл бұрын
I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao
@natalie-37375 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit
@MissDraiha4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@laurenvcouto4 жыл бұрын
Nat i ugly laughed
@katiek26154 жыл бұрын
Me too, and I don't even know why
@heidurakeiiiiii58044 жыл бұрын
I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew
@slategirl50464 жыл бұрын
my dad used to call curious george curious jorge
@bellesaysmeow2 жыл бұрын
it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing
@DottyyAnimalJam2 жыл бұрын
can u explain the joke to a dumbass please
@thatcartoonistcat43442 жыл бұрын
I don't get the joke :(
@jessarisetty2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.
@yajurojha82002 жыл бұрын
thanks
@GoodKidmAAdLizard2 жыл бұрын
No, they don’t let me go there anymore.
@MerBaby-xoxo5 жыл бұрын
Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("
@localdreamer135 жыл бұрын
For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment
@lillydowty74555 жыл бұрын
This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks
@BoeJurrow5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at curious jorge
@jambononi5 жыл бұрын
Frog first world problems, am I right?
@bread.4035 жыл бұрын
That was kinda cute tho haha
@Pizza6535 жыл бұрын
"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into". same
@aidendaufelt81664 жыл бұрын
H
@winter_wolf32844 жыл бұрын
E
@alastorbutwithagun4 жыл бұрын
K
@god35004 жыл бұрын
E
@birb_Mairead064 жыл бұрын
P
@Batcreaturez5 жыл бұрын
I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned
@topsoil864 жыл бұрын
I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69
@saoirsewood88904 жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@wistful46844 жыл бұрын
Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now
@topsoil864 жыл бұрын
@@wistful4684 thanks lol
@peenixtrite4 жыл бұрын
now its 169.. fuck.
@cheesebeing56792 жыл бұрын
Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine
@jessarisetty2 жыл бұрын
They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes
@eggnogalcoholic2 жыл бұрын
Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️
@TheQueenOfSheba2 жыл бұрын
Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao
@justsoul815 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol
@yoongiverse. Жыл бұрын
@@justsoul815 he was completely serious
@breademojiwheatemoji40034 жыл бұрын
i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text
@ipaintontheskies4 жыл бұрын
Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂
@libby90474 жыл бұрын
congratulati !
@okaayushi4 жыл бұрын
i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol
@LunarEleven3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.
@ptolyclarke14003 жыл бұрын
Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!
@lucy5926 жыл бұрын
I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.
@Rince5 жыл бұрын
Lucy I laughed
@spicytunaman31725 жыл бұрын
Rince I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)
@miyahmccraney13275 жыл бұрын
I cried at why mc a Comedy gold
@coco.04875 жыл бұрын
WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"
@haileybalzan7945 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE
@coolkid44575 жыл бұрын
I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago: “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”
@slplssgr4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS
@Notmyname15934 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to live in Australia?
@sarahlouise94334 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA
@connersuxx4 жыл бұрын
Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.
@Cat-zq6iy4 жыл бұрын
😭
@NerdyRulerz2 жыл бұрын
"The way my brain works is that it doesn't" As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard
@riverkhan11282 жыл бұрын
my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember not everyone feels that way
@maddy38522 жыл бұрын
@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol
@ot9twicee1172 жыл бұрын
@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️
@pearlhwva2 жыл бұрын
not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao
@minipotatoghandi87802 жыл бұрын
My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao
@weewooweewooweewoo4 жыл бұрын
I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn” I have my priorities straight
@blankslate74914 жыл бұрын
I wish my life could be as in order as yours
@yeet-86034 жыл бұрын
I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience
@vampirebicth4 жыл бұрын
last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers
@youareworthit53224 жыл бұрын
Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.
@_4tr4mp0line4 жыл бұрын
i gonna add that to my bucket list
@lilyreed90526 жыл бұрын
“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that
@DannySaurusRex6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.
@moormonkey5 жыл бұрын
Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420
@thatsEforEveryone5 жыл бұрын
That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂
@elafimilo81992 жыл бұрын
Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes
@Man-ej6uv2 жыл бұрын
best hours for all that lol
@cassics82852 жыл бұрын
I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this: “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)” “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar” “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet” *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag* All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes
@cheesebiscuit83762 жыл бұрын
I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather
@Syrange132 жыл бұрын
@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2
@cheesebiscuit83762 жыл бұрын
@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense
@LSRandomHandle2 жыл бұрын
Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?
@bleachyidioms2 жыл бұрын
these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing
@gray16486 жыл бұрын
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"
@maisie22245 жыл бұрын
1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious
@kelcianatemplemire64775 жыл бұрын
I love when he says that.
@kargleyjr04265 жыл бұрын
i literally read this comment as he said it
@kgouge85415 жыл бұрын
@@kargleyjr0426 same
@thejunkie20245 жыл бұрын
Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes This man is obviously a genius
@thatsEforEveryone5 жыл бұрын
They called him a madman.....
@Doctor_Straing_Strange5 жыл бұрын
r/madlad
@manniv54155 жыл бұрын
danny*
@mleqa.71565 жыл бұрын
Manniv How dare you make me laugh
@circusninjavoodoowizard5 жыл бұрын
I went to like it and it went from 4.9k to 5k I feel like I am all powerful
@aebez4 жыл бұрын
i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”
@kristopher41303 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@kitkatrina13372 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@zanemcewen13432 жыл бұрын
so true Ibuki
@kotokoutsugi29932 жыл бұрын
Hello, fellow Danganronpa fan
@mimi.sues.2 жыл бұрын
so true ibuki
@CalLadyQED2 жыл бұрын
These are the serious ones: 7:21 Feeling like an adult 12:26 Making friends as an adult 13:34 Thinking vs doing
@mayhemilyy2 жыл бұрын
his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away
@arlxquin4 ай бұрын
im only 18 but i just got into uni and the one about making friends is literally, word for word, how i feel. my jaw dropped lol
@ratedpending3 ай бұрын
I'n amazed at how 20 year old drew thought "don't poop to stay skinny!" was elite book material, and then would just spawn an incredibly thoughtful monologue that he just... has
@megalyssa6 жыл бұрын
“I fought in EVERY war.”
@KoteoNokan6 жыл бұрын
Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up
@mr.coconut23106 жыл бұрын
"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"
@macy1316 жыл бұрын
You better back the fuck up
@sethesteem6 жыл бұрын
eskiet
@leonachamie60256 жыл бұрын
the Peloponnesian war was rough.
@themambawarrior22903 жыл бұрын
I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.
@cowboytori2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@goldenfurniture1232 жыл бұрын
SAME
@dezh63452 жыл бұрын
I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said _why_ mca? "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?" "Why _mca?_ "
@esobelisk31102 жыл бұрын
same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.
@the65972 жыл бұрын
Im glad Im not the only one (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)
@lizbeth57165 жыл бұрын
Curious Jorge was actually brilliant
@serenityfreeman59065 жыл бұрын
Instead its Wondering Jorge
@mewsic30632 жыл бұрын
Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash
@meyague Жыл бұрын
you can't get high if you read books?
@mewsic3063 Жыл бұрын
@@meyague who said that
@kim_tork52 Жыл бұрын
Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol
@gapayao Жыл бұрын
What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063
@ouijaclown Жыл бұрын
@@Embermeetstimberyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha
@camillepier33444 жыл бұрын
don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”
@oweng88954 жыл бұрын
centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there
@cthulhutheendless15874 жыл бұрын
Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind
@lilylol95044 жыл бұрын
That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4
@monke9804 жыл бұрын
@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
@finnlastname43974 жыл бұрын
god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant
@juliebogen17973 жыл бұрын
"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing
@monkiram3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love
@kristopher41303 жыл бұрын
reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason
@shamblesinshambles3 жыл бұрын
Something about Drew makes me think every room he’s in is a hotel room. Like, he feels like a hotel room.
@piskelo103 жыл бұрын
Somehow i know exactly what you mean
@beatricefox9373 жыл бұрын
This is poetry
@LB_THE_NINJA3 жыл бұрын
Pitbull said "meet me in the hotel room" Drew said "I am the hotel room"
@claire80113 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more likes
@starrysoleil3 жыл бұрын
Drew *is* a hotel room.
@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW2 жыл бұрын
The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.
@lindsymitchell82653 жыл бұрын
“Weed is supposed to relax you but instead turns me into” -as a stoner this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard -this should be a cards against humanity prompt
@Bionicbutter433 жыл бұрын
It turns me into a giggle bitch Also I make great food
@emmygilbert18133 жыл бұрын
yah it’s actually brilliant lmao
@thallakai3 жыл бұрын
It's perfect cause indica's always make you lose focus.
@literallyafishhook3 жыл бұрын
last time i got high i put fruity pebbles into some vanilla ice cream and i thought i was a world class chef so idk what that says about how i get when i'm high
@Bionicbutter433 жыл бұрын
@@literallyafishhook it implies that we're definitely getting high together now
@toughorangebloomplayz12725 жыл бұрын
I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather
@shroomish49375 жыл бұрын
Yeah thay both look like danny...
@ratherande5 жыл бұрын
Its subtle but I can definitely see it
@sunder5305 жыл бұрын
I guess maybe if you squint
@katesszz5 жыл бұрын
Really? I dont see it.
@somethingbehindyouu5 жыл бұрын
Meh
@cargo_vroom97292 жыл бұрын
I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.
@zyaicob2 жыл бұрын
Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely
@etekweb18 сағат бұрын
Didn't even catch that - all these years I've just accepted "unconventional wisdom teeth" at face value lol
@micahbeckner22744 жыл бұрын
This entire video is like a half joke so instead of: “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.” Its just “I have a step ladder.”
@ellyouayenare20954 жыл бұрын
When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.
@micahbeckner22744 жыл бұрын
@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation
@fairy56684 жыл бұрын
@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT
@fairy56684 жыл бұрын
@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT
@ellyouayenare20954 жыл бұрын
Where there's a will,
@oliviap.13703 жыл бұрын
Curious Jorge is legitimately the funniest thing that I've ever heard
@thecoldestgoodbye2 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE ELSE THANK GOD I WAS WHEEZING
@koiifsh2 жыл бұрын
every once in a while i whisper it to myself and start giggling uncontrollably
@kososka Жыл бұрын
I laugh everytime I watch this video, just because of it
@platypusparasol9825 Жыл бұрын
i laughed and then i noticed that he has always been named jorge in my mind cause i watched the spanish dub as a kid. curious jorge fucking slaps.
@waspsandwich6548 Жыл бұрын
autism
@FileCode14593 жыл бұрын
ok but why is no one talking about how drew's life crisis were so relatable???? i used to have these same thoughts when i was like 19 and sober lmao
@booferooo3 жыл бұрын
I think the same stuff and I'm 19 and sober, it's been socially detrimental for me and you seem to speak in past tense, soOoO have you any advice for a fellow if you have overcome these feelings
@FileCode14593 жыл бұрын
@@booferooo hey so i tried to answer this comment twice but both times i wrote a huge wall of text, and i just wanna know if you'd mind reading through all of that or if you'd rather me giving a short answer more focused on actual advice and ignoring personal experiences... ? (it was around 700 words long idk if that's too much but it did look like a lot)
@booferooo3 жыл бұрын
@@FileCode1459 length matters not to me(: I enjoy reading, especially anything that could impact me positively
@booferooo3 жыл бұрын
@@FileCode1459 btw I really appreciate that you've answered me at all and I hope you have a great day 🥺
@FileCode14593 жыл бұрын
@@booferooo awww thank you! i really enjoyed thinkinng about it and answering your question, so thank you as well! okay, i'll send it:
@dumpsterracoon99202 жыл бұрын
Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
@40watt5310 ай бұрын
yeah
@Barstooly6 жыл бұрын
I love how the high brain will stress how important a joke is in the moment without adding enough detail to understand it later
@drewisgooden6 жыл бұрын
very well said
@CassTeaElle6 жыл бұрын
Barstooly I think the same could be said for dream journals
@burrito2706 жыл бұрын
that's one thing that always happens with me, its because you feel like every idea is one of a kind and different when it's actually not that significant lol
@fruitycutie6 жыл бұрын
Barstooly how interesting... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sry couldnt hold it
@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss4 жыл бұрын
I have a note from 2015 that says: “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D” No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that
@Elm044 жыл бұрын
I think that was referencing this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIO3c4BqityheNU
@okaayushi4 жыл бұрын
OMG i cant stop laughing
@ivyravenclaw35734 жыл бұрын
Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌
@theinternetisqueer3 жыл бұрын
@@Elm04 omg-
@music-by-storm3 жыл бұрын
The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol
@bruh48916 жыл бұрын
that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read
@caitlinroseblaney2265 жыл бұрын
Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp
@laycebug32605 жыл бұрын
Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’
@caitlinroseblaney2265 жыл бұрын
Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻♀️
@caitlinroseblaney2265 жыл бұрын
Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it
@jeonghansupremacist5 жыл бұрын
I GIGGLED
@hnichole2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.
@daydream51202 жыл бұрын
I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever
@voidgamer71222 жыл бұрын
can we get some examples?
@CricetoFunni Жыл бұрын
Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.
@itsasecret5540 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this
@40watt5310 ай бұрын
Please you have to give us an example.
@m882473 жыл бұрын
“i plead Beethoven’s fifth!” is GENIUS and in the right situation will land you a netflix comedy special
@kiralonely2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing, omg.
@jobbytop2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand one bit
@kiralonely2 жыл бұрын
@@jobbytop "I plead the fifth!" is a common thing said in relation to the fifth amendment, referring to the right to remain silent. Police officers in America have to recite it during an arrest, and it's fairly well known cause of TV shows and the like. Beethoven's fifth is a symphony written by Ludwig Van Beethoven, a very very famous musical legend of the early 1800s. The joke is a pun, combining the two phrases into a malaphor, an error of two similar phrases of speech being combined to create a nonsensical phrase. Examples would be "it's not rocket surgery!" and "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." Basically it's a pun based on classical music history and the common knowledge of an American amendment thanks to television.
@sjedwardscissorhands Жыл бұрын
@@kiralonely I love you for this
@cam5556 Жыл бұрын
@@sjedwardscissorhands you trying to make them Kira Not Lonely?
@ellan16645 жыл бұрын
The increasingly taller pile of toilet paper had such chaotic energy
@Benjamin-qd4ly5 жыл бұрын
Ella N i was about to say
@user-oq2eh1fo2s4 жыл бұрын
The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂
@kirbwarriork33714 жыл бұрын
If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.
@amouryong4 жыл бұрын
When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot
@kevincoleman20924 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol
@lyon95804 жыл бұрын
@@amouryong I still don't get it.
@roobee12344 жыл бұрын
Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab
@reaganrene51402 жыл бұрын
I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public
@kelseyarchibald73683 жыл бұрын
“i’m feeling self cous cous” is my favourite thing i’ve found in my notes
@45webstar3 жыл бұрын
Gold
@wishingwell_3333 жыл бұрын
i jus choked
@door15753 жыл бұрын
PLS HAHAHA
@midnightgamer-213 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHA
@universeplays69522 жыл бұрын
damn, the only thing i have in my notes are two shitty fanfictions and a rant about my dads emotional abuse
@rubberduckyofsteel6 жыл бұрын
11/10 would watch “but what about country music?”
@elis.98626 жыл бұрын
ok lol
@oof82796 жыл бұрын
That was actual a good idea, I would pay to watch that
@casey78176 жыл бұрын
Mr too
@MajorDeath-df9gm2 жыл бұрын
20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat 25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny
@willhouston44874 жыл бұрын
He's the spitting image of his grandpa
@spencerj96604 жыл бұрын
Ok
@jj33403 жыл бұрын
@@spencerj9660 Ok
@MeesterMartz3 жыл бұрын
That420 Bitch ok
@marconi19063 жыл бұрын
@@MeesterMartz ok
@GA_1313 жыл бұрын
@@marconi1906 ok
@maverickREAL4 жыл бұрын
I love how you went from "Being an adult is hard." to "Why, MC A?"
@MassacreVegan5 жыл бұрын
"He'll tell it how it is, but not at first!" had me actually cackling.
@officialblimp2 жыл бұрын
I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense
@karinai37304 жыл бұрын
drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk
@froppiss51654 жыл бұрын
Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.
@sambrake70004 жыл бұрын
Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago
@nox713774 жыл бұрын
He knew
@elijah53744 жыл бұрын
Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?
@PoorEdward4 жыл бұрын
Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...
@cheesentuna4 жыл бұрын
"The Sike-Ic" is actually really funny. And gives a minor Batman villain vibe.
@cheesentuna4 жыл бұрын
The message to poop joke made me LOL
@nonkey743 жыл бұрын
@@cheesentuna i m a g i n e a p o o p j o k e
@alastorbutwithagun3 жыл бұрын
oo, maybe they tell you what your future is gonna be then do the opposite thing to you
@cheesentuna3 жыл бұрын
@@alastorbutwithagun Sike-Ic me that, Batty!
@SquiddyHiggenbottom3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches
@messyroadI7 ай бұрын
he's john mulaney after all
@getsouped2 жыл бұрын
i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts: - cemeteries on demand! - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son - theres a horse loose in a high school - toilet that just has a wedge seat - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back - party rockers of the jury,
@raz93882 жыл бұрын
PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY
@getsouped2 жыл бұрын
@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b
@phantomology13 Жыл бұрын
These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM
@40watt5310 ай бұрын
youve got potential
@sagelouisee3 ай бұрын
So completely obsessed with long jumping backwards up the stairway to heaven
@camryn3334 жыл бұрын
dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol
@archontoulapaschali59304 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one :/
@camryn3334 жыл бұрын
Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why
@EndertheDragon09224 жыл бұрын
Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.
@nosleep98164 жыл бұрын
Yeah same lol
@Ckb.4 жыл бұрын
bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny
@NotRelevant14 жыл бұрын
Here’s a piece of comedy from my notes. “Why is beer on tap so special? I’ve got water on tap but you don’t hear me bragging.”
@senza45914 жыл бұрын
Thats true, though
@lotteg.68173 жыл бұрын
“if you put a hole in the middle of an island you’ll have a huge donut” is my personal favorite from my notes.
@Infomaniac_Moment3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure those are called atolls
@lotteg.68173 жыл бұрын
@@Infomaniac_Moment you’re right omg also this just made my life a bit more cool +findling that out high again makes it so much more meaningful omg
@thetideishighandsoami39282 жыл бұрын
I once wrote “N, Y/N” as in a bond joke, I had no idea Y/N meant your name
@evilturkey5232 жыл бұрын
for me it's something like "zobibo (or some other nonsense word that rhymed) did you eat my burrito" on a shared note
@jfrfilms66972 жыл бұрын
Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed
@40watt5310 ай бұрын
or how it didnt 😭
@LockedinEden6 жыл бұрын
I love how some of these are just extremely depressing self deprecating/analyzing messages and are completely unrelated to any of the other things
@joeybowen76015 жыл бұрын
I once found a note from a few years prior that read "Capron: Both a cape, and an apron".
@bananasplitlady30455 жыл бұрын
I would buy that
@brynntermeer99514 жыл бұрын
A dress?
@garlicbread44074 жыл бұрын
A smock
@thelanktheist26264 жыл бұрын
Bakerman! Humble bakery owner by day, superhero of pastries by night
@piranhasz4274 жыл бұрын
“We are all dressed as Donald trump sitting in 4 pink lawn chairs with our legs crossed smiling” this is the only funny thing I’ve found in my notes lol I wish I wrote what you did
@notdeadyet53374 жыл бұрын
“pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.
@sludgecased3 жыл бұрын
Trol
@sades4663 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it help
@wafer25113 жыл бұрын
@@sades466 well you see
@ihaverabies173 жыл бұрын
@@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name
@lovelybeautygirlstella59762 жыл бұрын
TRUEEEEE
@therosieghost51802 жыл бұрын
Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.
Note from 2 years ago that I found in my phone: “Yoda with a speech impediment” Edit: likes, neat.
@SavvyMuhon5 жыл бұрын
Luke, not weady awe you
@harryboi17944 жыл бұрын
"D-d-d-d-do or d-d-d-do not th-th-there is no tr-try"
@celestiaXX4 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@lukemacinnes51244 жыл бұрын
I mean isn't that just normal Yoda?
@slplssgr4 жыл бұрын
I relate
@misswilwarin88292 жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"
@sadieleonard45035 жыл бұрын
"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up." -Drew Gooden
@ligma144 жыл бұрын
Rock and Roll Grandpa Gooden *
@phanic.at.the.disco.4 жыл бұрын
have some respect for our troops 😤
@royalkitana70166 жыл бұрын
the amount of similarities between your notes and mine is so cool lol i also have spouts of “why am i so dissatisfied with my life which has amounted to nothing in particular?” immediately followed by “eye dentist”
@Haruta186 жыл бұрын
Honestly the eye dentist bit made me chuckle 😂
@keepyourshoesathedoor5 жыл бұрын
royalkitana What’s an “eye dentist?”💀
@honeycomb9375 жыл бұрын
eye dentist is my current mood
@dietcokeonthemorguefloor40235 жыл бұрын
royalkitana same
@banette8885 жыл бұрын
Eye dentist im cackling
@theepoetrygod3 жыл бұрын
Considering the fact that Drew looks like he sat in a room and ate saltines for 20 years, "I got really high" is probably the weirdest thing I thought I'd hear from him. edit: I made a John Mulaney reference. saw him live in July, glad to see he’s out of rehab and doing well.
@Lucifersfursona3 жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated, you are the poetry god, damn. “He sat in a room and ate saltines for 20 years” excuse me
@Lucifersfursona3 жыл бұрын
I gotta find my old horoscopes as things I wrote down stoned memo because tbh it still kills me
@jade_is_tired3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifersfursona that’s literally taken directly from John Mulaney
@wildfirefox13 жыл бұрын
Damn you stole the joke I was gonna write that I stole from John Mulaney
@frog_humidifier5852 жыл бұрын
Ur a bit biter
@seanbradford6657 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years
@teaganhazard56594 жыл бұрын
I found in my notes “need to drain pasta in a pinch? use a croc!”
@madisonjames69174 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@Light-qx8iq4 жыл бұрын
wouldnt the croc melt? are they resistant to boiling water??
@whimbrella4 жыл бұрын
Light they’re made of styrofoam not plastic
@_4tr4mp0line4 жыл бұрын
@@Light-qx8iq r/woooosh
@kamarannadi92914 жыл бұрын
haha
@dogol2846 жыл бұрын
I actually liked some of those jokes. Which somewhat scares me.
@bluewuppo5 жыл бұрын
Dogol Honestly it was all in the presentation. This would be a great standup bit tbh. Laughin at urself is great comedy
@ClodaghQuinnchannel5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aspentree95 жыл бұрын
the why, M CA one was actual gold
@anna-hv8fr5 жыл бұрын
666 likes so i'm not moving that
@l_ndonmusic5 жыл бұрын
It has the vibe of Tumblr at 3:26 am
@ayvette3333 жыл бұрын
Your "failed jokes" perfectly describe my sense of humor
@TPNsBiggestFan3 жыл бұрын
same
@doublev44092 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@frickusernames Жыл бұрын
This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time
@quarterqueen5 жыл бұрын
curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza
@Nathan45645665 жыл бұрын
Press X to doubt
@AV-wq2je5 жыл бұрын
Y to Shame
@mysticdarkwing65605 жыл бұрын
|-/
@mieshasehgal49755 жыл бұрын
cool, but what about country music?
@daylinbridgewater5475 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture!
@rory97184 жыл бұрын
why were literally 95% of these unironically hilarious to me
@FrenkTheJoy4 жыл бұрын
I've got an old draft on tumblr that just says "Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
@ilovecoffeeandrobots4 жыл бұрын
@BAntony that's the point i believe
@JJLiu-xc3kg4 жыл бұрын
Adolf the Reich-noses Reindeer
@zyaicob4 жыл бұрын
@BAntony gee i wonder why
@JJLiu-xc3kg4 жыл бұрын
Ramen Doodles What an incredibly creative joke nobody before you had made. Thank you.
@sexfuk21194 жыл бұрын
*I know what I’m gonna photoshop next*
@subsoar5734 Жыл бұрын
i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones
@hidbid14 жыл бұрын
That "quit your job so you can't afford food" line was great wdym
@ssnakebbite.4 жыл бұрын
that YMCA joke was actually the funniest thing ive heard all week.
@EurekaX3 жыл бұрын
samee
@sutterismine3 жыл бұрын
I didn't find it that funny until, "They don't let me in there anymore". Comedy gold!
@Fluffadoodle3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sad ngl
@ssnakebbite.3 жыл бұрын
@@Fluffadoodle stfu it was funny
@Autumnnn_0173 жыл бұрын
i genuinely found all of the notes funny, i dont know why he thought they werent lmao
@gracelodgard49916 жыл бұрын
*why, MC A?*
@emilyvictoria77896 жыл бұрын
Grace Hannah Beauty No they won’t let me in there anymore
@yourshitsweakx1006 жыл бұрын
We like to stay there.
@pip43496 жыл бұрын
i'm not ashamed of laughing at that
@sunshinescam20036 жыл бұрын
Explain?
@paigeberni28216 жыл бұрын
SunshineScam ---Rec Name say it out loud (why, MC A)
@angelicaschuyler10112 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp
@madazzahatter92574 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything” Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*
@nuggetstreamer75734 жыл бұрын
drews brain cells:
@ancis13274 жыл бұрын
Drew's subscribers:
@gage61734 жыл бұрын
Drews:
@madazzahatter92574 жыл бұрын
mango socks you really think he has that much
@millyc.79254 жыл бұрын
Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man
@ratherande4 жыл бұрын
I found a note in my phone that just said “frogs that shed their eyes if they get damaged” and I have no recollection of writing it
@limeylemon16853 жыл бұрын
that sounds terrifying lol
@SantaFishes1013 жыл бұрын
lmaoooooo now this is comedy gold
@xxMusicxSpeaksxx4 жыл бұрын
_"I don’t feel like an adult. Not for lack of responsibility or because of my petite wrists, but because the absence of any significant amount of self-worth. I enter conversations with other adults but the playing field isn’t even. I know my place in the relationship. They aren’t my peers, they’re my superiors. And whether that’s the reality of it, or just the thought I’ve forced into my head. That’s the feeling I have."_ tbh i've been feeling this too often too strongly. :(( so hearing the feeling put into words is kinda messing me up and giving me comfort at the same time.
@rayafoxr34 жыл бұрын
menopauls that’s me with the one about friends. Me to a fucking T. Fuck.
@ldavenport34734 жыл бұрын
that one made me confront some hard truths about myself honestly
@benmarkus36754 жыл бұрын
Ive been feeling that way for a long time. I think what may be helping me is realizing that what I do makes me just as valuable as those people and our worth is not defined by where we are in life. Love you man
@piercecarradine4 жыл бұрын
I felt like that through most of my twenties (I'm 32). Ironically, part of what made me feel like I had finally matured was to stop worrying about it. Eventually I stopped putting people on a pedestal and feeling like a fraud for not being a cool adult like them (mind you, nobody was intentionally putting me down, it was all in my head). That allowed me to open my eyes to their flaws and realize how everyone, no matter how old, is a bit of an idiot sometimes. Adulthood is a myth.
@Faith_P_4 жыл бұрын
Aww man, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're doing fine.
@albertlassiter8608 Жыл бұрын
7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come
@zurbruggg4 жыл бұрын
I have a notes file that just says “I have secks” in bold font.
@moonriverinc78964 жыл бұрын
thats my resume
@bittersweetcoffee22294 жыл бұрын
@@moonriverinc7896 woah careful dude you have to be a bit modest on those
@moonriverinc78964 жыл бұрын
@@bittersweetcoffee2229 oh my bad I thought it said socks
@Riurelia4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something I would've said in 2015 when I was 12.
@zurbruggg4 жыл бұрын
Jone Tokaye it’s exactly what I said in 2019 when I was 12