The Real Drew Gooden

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[@znegjorinorino5735]

Dude, stop talking I’m trying to watch a video

[@NotK2008]

Lol

[@starpiececonnectingfeelings]

ayyy pinned

[@barackobama1381]

I know right, can he stop talking for like one second, I'm trying to hear him talk 🙄

[@39suhanamakhija44]

Ayy u pinned

[@opus2998]

I know right? Wish this dude would shut up

[@ninetoedlizard6650]

Eye Color: Unknown Hair Color: Unknown Ethnicity: Unknown Weight: *_SEVENTY TWO KILOGRAMS_*

[@scratomicpokemonfaaan6847]

Lol

[@maddycommieieieienananalo3453]

Funny

[@xyrissavage4983]

I love the pure fear in his face when he said "how the fuck did they know that"

[@MKIVGTI1.8]

Best part of the video by far. I was dying lmao

[@Jimb1264]

Lmao Nice pfp 🤘👌

[@Skooberflonk]

“waist size: update soon” gave me chills. what are they planning

[@ameliagrady]

it ‘ s not a threat. it ‘ s a promise. :)

[@mr.doppit2188]

No it’s a Thromise, a threat and a promise

[@errorfours]

Hubby Dubby slurp

[@DonDon9000]

either they're gonna break into his house and check the waist size on his pants, or they've got spies set up at every clothing store within a 50 km radius from his house

[@Jackenack]

@@DonDon9000 Why bother checking the waist size on his pants? For all they know, he might own a collection of ill-fitting jeans. No, it would be much more reasonable to measure his waist directly while he's asleep, right down to the inch. And of course, there's always the chance that he gains/loses weight over time, so they'll need to check in to update their information on a bi-weekly basis.

[@ruthannemarie2668]

You guys we all know, Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue.

[@kurkkupastillitjalammintee]

Not to forget that his hair is brown, not hazel.

[@heyits_joanna]

@@kurkkupastillitjalammintee yeah, just look at his head, look at his nasals

[@abigailadhanom8189]

why dont people see all the differences that we do

[@Mothalas]

Yeah, and like people say he copies Danny’s videos. And vice versa

[@ShezzasVideos]

@@Mothalas no they both copy Cody Ko

[@meowpower08]

I won’t dox him but just saying I know Drew’s ethnicity

[@Abigart69]

underrated

[@mediocretriplethreat]

I mean, ethnicity is different from race, so I suppose we don’t actually know.

[@prowlinality]

@Julian Vega ...nosrep eno taht syawla s'erehT

[@mediocretriplethreat]

@@Saintly_sheep jesus i know it's a joke calm down

[@mediocretriplethreat]

@@Saintly_sheep you said, and i quote, "hey psst IT'S A FKIN JOKE U TWAT"

[@lilydellorefice6045]

who ever wrote that article about their love life did a really bad job, they made it seem like amandas husband owned the channel

[@sammythescrub5258]

But she does

[@tinytigertamer]

Yes, we all know Amanda runs the channel. She only named the channel "Drew Gooden" because she felt bad for Drew.

[@user77797]

wait who’s amanda’s husband i don’t think he’s ever been on camera except that once

[@mariamgomaa1242]

lily dellorefice AMANDA HAS A HUSBAND!!!

[@suchismithakn]

wait, so he doesnt own the channel? or is it an inside joke? im kinda new, could you please explain

[@vannasr5897]

Drew Gooden is a American who has $21.

[@abimorelikeapee]

Damn, he's so rich. I'm so proud of him.

[@pretty948]

😂

[@plaguerat7015]

are they wrong tho

[@BriansMe]

Damn, he’s so rich. I’m so proud of him.

[@whateverworksmate.721]

Damn, he's so rich. I'm so proud of him.

[@kmmz4445]

hi drew! I saw that you were confused about your race so I thought I’d let you know that you are a 38 year old black man. glad I could help! edit: you’re 41 now in case you forget

[@xenolizardz]

This comment made me laugh so hard for no reason

[@obscure_alternatives]

LMAOOO IM CRYYINF SO HARD HELP ME

[@jujuconjurer]

😭😭

[@Heather-ip8sd]

😭😭

[@RED-my9hl]

ethnicity ≠ race

[@billie8144]

the fact he literally went and changed his jeans to sell the joke makes him the better Drew Gooden

[@sunonix-simen]

Plot twist: it was not a joke

[@yersiniapestis5237]

Drew Betteren

[@HOTD108_]

Well yeah. Did you expect him to just film the rest of the video sitting in his pee-pants?

[@ldrsubs333]

the goodened drew gooden

[@numbers72927]

The gooder Gooden?

[@emilycanchola1290]

They got his weight when he used the scale app

[@sophiemontecalvo7503]

HOW IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT

[@beeeennnnnnn]

And we pretty much heard everything about they met on his Where are Viners now video

[@nortche6339]

@@beeeennnnnnn and also their podcast

[@onyourleft5648]

What is this a crossover episode

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Drew cinematic universe let's goooo

[@draganescuconstantin2380]

small brain individuals: guessing Noel's ethnicity big brain individuals: guessing Drew's ethnicity

[@0Flow0]

Looks like he's Finnish and African american

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Finnish, apparently! Weird!

[@b3achmm505]

0Flow0 vraiment? i thought maybe he was mixed with asian or latinx

[@Jkoal69]

Noel's fillipio

[@MeanBeanComedy]

No one says latinx!

[@Meluvkatz]

Great show tonight. Loved seeing Gail, she's a hoot. Love watching your shows!!

[@TheGoat-qo6zm]

Beautiful !!

[@jasmineholloway1173]

Gorgeous in everything that makes you..you.. 💘

[@comfychairs795]

@@jasmineholloway1173 😳😳😳

[@aishanimishra4843]

​@@jasmineholloway1173 aw tony you're making me blush

[@aur9035]

SORRY WHAT IS GOING ON

[@leethebee08]

Glad that drew came out as genderfluid. We love her, he’s just great.

[@raffirahmansyah]

“KZbinr KZbin Star” sounded like it could be written by either a 40yo anchor or a 9yo kid

[@deepinmythots752]

A 9 year old anchor.

[@nicolecada9997]

or a 40 year old kid

[@swviolinistforJesus]

Or Perd Hapley

[@maddydelaney8989]

Sarah Elle deadass

[@hamzahabuawadproductions7809]

Who taught Amanda’s husband to use the camera

[@hehelady2100]

@hi there Makes Sense.

[@felipecesconettomartins2097]

same

[@astrida111]

What's the problem lol

[@tegwaturan2994]

Oh

[@teabook4]

I’m not sure.. this dude is kinda weird

[@noalangan7645]

my favourite part of this video is that drew can't stop smiling so he keeps talking different. he sounds so happy just to have her in the room it's cute

[@delaneymorgan3013]

I know right ;_; like look at the smile on his face at 13:08 omg

[@lazybeams8231]

every “mhm!” drew does is like a young british boy in a broadway musical

[@CJ-iz3mp]

9:54

[@gnocchidokey]

@@CJ-iz3mp 11:59

[@kd2342]

Takes Amanda to romantic places like a Jake Paul live event and Kidz Bop concert

[@maggiev3059]

And is seen sharing a kiss or two

[@Terrtail]

The perfect husband

[@lumiere6411]

oh I wish my boyfriend was that romantic

[@OftenEllinor]

My boyfriend really needs to step up his game

[@bee_._berry7324]

Damn, I want a man who does that

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

Weird Celebrity Website: Hair and eye color? No idea, hopefully we’ll figure that out soon. Also Weird Celebrity Website: Oh, weight? Exactly 158.3 lbs.

[@elie2368]

This was funnier than the video tbh

[@dionysusfilms165]

Beth Potter how dare you

[@ninjabunny101]

Beth Potter i feel personally attacked right now

[@chaepew1949]

@@elie2368 nope he's way funnier

[@ShengFink]

ChaePew Ough no

[@maisydaisy121]

The little girl Wikipedia claimed was a similar KZbinr is Ruby Franke’s daughter (the family vlogger who was just arrested because her son was bound and malnourished)

[@Annicamdw]

Yeah that part didn’t age well. That’s the little girl who was found in the house, she was also abused :(

[@elle_rose_xx]

This article basically read ‘drew and Amanda have a very boring marriage, and we have nothing to say’ but it still managed to be adorable with Amanda and him on screen. Plus she so pretty on her wedding dress

[@nonopenope]

i love how they kept calling "amanda" a beau when beau means handsome man

[@Torblis]

ok i know two people in my school named "beau" and one named "Bae"

[@shachelifernando]

Yea in French

[@jessica713]

Yeah it means beautiful but then the manly form

[@elk1827]

How do you pronounce that?

[@TheOpalLove]

@@elk1827 bo

[@slimerat7060]

You should do a "We are two different people tour" with that little girl

[@MichellePlaysMSP]

GHGHGJGH

[@bangchanstan]

nooooo 💀

[@LauraBird]

But call it the We are Similar KZbinrs Tour

[@SuzER08]

Holy shit I'm rewatching this in 2024 and realized that's one of the Franke kids (from 8 Passengers) who was being severely abused by their mom :(

[@jessekwb5035]

I like how Drew wrote 5'12" instead of just 6'

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

I didn't know we had so much in common! I also didn't know my wife initially, but now I know her pretty well. Also, I too have *met* my wife! These investigative journalists are amazing, how do they dig up all this information?

[@kaize5943]

You said you’re 5’3” so casually I almost didn’t question it

[@raypk12]

ikr in real life hes about 5'9", which means he's still shorter than me

[@princesspapes8656]

He’s taller than danny gonzalez and danny is 5’11”

[@princesspapes8656]

HickoryHorns he’s not 5’9” lmao

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

I didn't even realize he was joking until you mentioned it, he's so smooth, I was like wtf I'm taller than him? Edit: I'm not very good with feet I'm Canadian so I use the metric system :)

[@TwizzleTown]

I DID BELIEVE HIM I was trying to figure out how he was 5'3" and 158lbs lookin like a string bean

[@charchar234cj]

I’m surprised no one is talking about the Spanish singer named Danny Gonzalez

[@cigs4sex]

Danny did

[@MasonTBS]

Drew did

[@cigs4sex]

The Real Ogre shrek I did 😎

[@sirleeproductions]

Or the serial killer...

[@ringodoodles490]

Excuse me, WHAT

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

13:11 i knew this wasn't true as soon as i heard it. drew's never had sex.

[@DanDanTheMermaidMan.]

Lmao him and Danny also said virgins for lives despite the wives in the fanfic video so I knew it

[@motionsuggests]

the relationship article was adorable. you can tell that the author has a thing for writing - although not great, there was the energy of someone wanting to write dramatized celeb gossip

[@allyshortcake3807]

This sites all don't seem too accurate when they even missed the fact that amanda went missing in Afghanistan, drew moved in with danny and got kidnapped

[@sourpatchkids351]

and then they fell in love and got married

[@jofip9199]

And got pregnant

[@StartOfTheYear]

And Logan Pail kissed Danny, which caused them to break up.

[@ZuzusHouse]

dont forget about his affair with one of the Paul brothers

[@sourpatchkids351]

and then one of them got sent to the suicide hospital

[@terra5507]

why is this guy on amanda’s channel

[@valeriag9443]

We still don’t know

[@sharrpshooter1]

I heard its for charity

[@theperson8049]

Its a pity ploy, she feels bad for him (but don't tell him!)

[@yprinxe]

I heard it's Make-A-Wish thing.

[@sauceamericano4279]

It’s sweet really seeing her care for the mentally challenged. Least she can do is make him feel good.

[@Kolle4732]

Amanda looks like her name would be Rachel if she was from Iceland, I can't explain why, she doesn't look like a Rachel in English only in Icelandic.

[@reshpeck]

No need to explain, that makes perfect sense

[@flatP_]

the article they read together was surprisingly wholesome.

[@lily-wz5rf]

i love that Amanda and her husband are both wearing avatar shirts

[@guv8865]

and her husband, who's name is not quite known

[@totsuo.]

@@guv8865 it's under review

[@creeperlamoureux]

@@totsuo. will update soon when

[@wpjmurray]

Guv no, his name is Danny Gonzalez. We finally know

[@Adamkass]

"drew gooden" *amand goodens husband*

[@kh-pp9ll]

you guys should make a “we are four different people” tour with both drew’s n both danny’s

[@hotwateronwool]

U know what

[@alvarezrodriguez4163]

@@hotwateronwool what

[@gummilatte1618]

Or we are six different people and include their wives

[@krystellericafort7133]

With kurtis and harry styles

[@KixoNixo]

And during this "we are eight different people tour" harry will announce that the song Fine Line is actually about how there's a fine line between him and Kurtis. Then they'll laugh into the sunset-

[@delaneymorgan3013]

13:08 I absolutely love the look on his face when she reads the part about them having kids idk it’s adorable I love them

[@itzneonblueotherchannel2921]

Hearing anyone related to the Franke family hits different now

[@Annicamdw]

Yeah…that part makes me feel a little icky now…especially since that little girl was one of the victims

[@panickedscorpio3308]

It’s really weird that Amanda wants to wait a few years to have a kid when Drew already had Jake Paul’s baby.

[@shadowdecidueye]

Huh?

[@nabeelnitro6447]

@@shadowdecidueye a fan fiction

[@shadowdecidueye]

@@nabeelnitro6447 oh, THAT video

[@panda__doodles4750]

* Jake Pail

[@zoozoo24]

@@panda__doodles4750 logan pail And.... Denny

[@DonDon9000]

stay positive drew i'm sure your 5th grade basketball team will get back to you eventually

[@firstnamelastname-zs7ze]

u got a like

[@smartstuf1026]

Congrats Edit:👏👏👏

[@AviendhaR]

Everyone is an Amanda simp and I think that's beautiful

[@lvbboi9]

10:25 The way Drew said that "something...extraordinary!!" Convinced me he should be a narrator.

[@nwcam]

I like that they’re both wearing Avatar shirts

[@watakashe6072]

Immaculate taste

[@demJem09]

What does the bottom half of his top say? 🤔🤔

[@R3dFlames]

Oh wow, you're right. I mostly saw the text on his shirt, but not Iroh and wondered what that was about.

[@ThatPazuzu]

@@demJem09 either Jasmine Tea (Iroh's favorite tea) or Jasmine Dragon (Iroh's tea shop)

[@reedstoltz5112]

DemJem uncle iroh’s tea shop is named “jasmine dragon”

[@acardboardbox3861]

Every coment: This is Amanda's channel, Hi Danny, Identity theft is not a joke Jim,

[@jackbudi]

I agree. Thanks Danny.

[@tetrotany]

Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

[@steadybeats3435]

Very epic. Thanks loyal citizen of Kurtistown.

[@colonelofrky5065]

Who’s Danny?

[@delishdelish]

and “every comment:”

[@beatnikmary]

Oh wow, just watching this video again randomly and that Eve Franke mention at 6:35 hits WAYYY differently now, what with the police investigation.

[@beatnikmary]

For context, the little girl Drew references is the daughter of Ruby Franke, who was arrested this week for child abuse.

[@Annicamdw]

Especially since she was one of the ones who was abused :( poor girl. That part didn’t age well

[@sh00kspeared73]

3:39 gee if only there was a song in which drew literally tells his audience what his hair and eye color is

[@withapicketsign]

"Ethnicity unknown" *Noel Miller has entered the chat*

[@nathan.cremsiffino]

Lol

[@samanzarsayeed8407]

best!!

[@Noppelius]

It would be so funny if they knew noels and not drews

[@MongoLikeBeer]

*Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat*

[@mandarinablue8438]

Isn't he like a bit asian? Idk why

[@clarachen1150]

Drew Gooden: The 5’2 NBA player who has a KZbin channel and a wife who serves in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, although he makes videos of himself, his hair color and his ethnicity are still under review.

[@lv9265]

You can't know someone's ethnicity by looking at them

[@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629]

True but he looks pretty damm white

[@H.E.M.]

タメル ikr. Thought he was black.

[@jx995]

I shit my

[@tubester358]

@@lv9265 Is that a fact? I guess genetics are just a dice roll lol A subset of people are ambiguous but when it's obvious it's obvious

[@shannencj2282]

amanda is the perfect wife for drew they have the same humor they even synced the fake laugh

[@bigasspockets]

This feels like that episode of glee where Brittany S. Pierce hates Britney Spears because of the comparisons

[@NJGuy1973]

And who played Artie? A former Boston Celtic?

[@brendenedgeworth9311]

The real Drew Gooden was the friendships we made along the way.

[@SJ-sf6zt]

10/10 comment

[@nadiadanielle1317]

Nice pin comment bait

[@oonaverse]

Nadia Danielle not every funny comment is pin bait my guy

[@fishcakez]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 💀💀💀💀

[@robfisk6319]

😂😂😂

[@AnnMarcelino]

I can't believe how that article failed to mention that Amanda served in Afghanistan! Everyone knows that!

[@Leah-xh9ji]

Omg I didn’t know that, she used to be in the millitary?

[@razk9231]

Yo what's that video were he makes this joke I wanna rewatch

[@ishahoonjan8063]

@@razk9231 its called the strangest story on the internet and it's on Danny's channel

[@razk9231]

@@ishahoonjan8063 omg thank u

[@caitlynsgf7847]

S logan pail!!!

[@emilime]

it's always so cute when amanda delivers a line so similarly to how drew would've delivered it (ie 'but we're quarantined, so we can't. go anywhere.') blah blah couples coming to resemble each other yada yada

[@kira540]

hello to everyone else who’s rewatching this after Kurtis’s video

[@mafuyussparkles7161]

Hello kind human how has your day been:)?

[@TimmyTomsen]

I can't believe you didn't talk about your wikifeet page

[@pluto3194]

His WHAT

[@aj-mf1mb]

oh my fucking god it actually exists i’m so glad i used incognito

[@marcar19]

I can't believe I looked that up

[@nameofthename]

the what

[@sit_in_my_box]

Why did i look it up oh god my EYES

[@madythedaddy4880]

“hes older than me and taller than me” me: his arms are a little bit longer than me but he’s still on a jb song with me

[@ronjatikkanen1700]

exactly what I thought 😂

[@TheMarizzca]

Huh isnt it "but he ain't on a jb song with me"?

[@deljanae]

TheMarizzca definitely but it’s the thought that counts 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@LoliOli613]

Sammmeeeee😂

[@green.beanss]

Lol, this is what I was thinking as well... 😂 this is a great comment.

[@hannanags]

Hey guy it is my second time watching this video and I just realized that Drew shares a birthday with Hillary Clinton and Seth MacFarlane

[@dr.alphys]

Thanks for sharing that

[@sonjaolofsson2682]

Now I know I share my birthday with Seth MacFarlane

[@mylittleldove]

This is really useful information! Thank you!

[@mylittleldove]

So when they wrote that "he has ranked on the list of those famous people who were born on October 26" they meant Hillary and Seth 🤓

[@WinterGamesYT]

10:03 if you're alive, shit us BOUND to go down

[@kayla391]

I wonder if he’s ever googled himself and then found you? Wouldn’t that be cool? I bet he has.

[@arniecalang4583]

ahahaha i can imagine

[@imjustsaying902]

Fake news never happened

[@tinnitusthenight5545]

I just checked its all this drew if you just put the name

[@harryluk7026]

imagine if hes gone to drew gooden shows and taken pictures with the back of his head

[@mizta6819]

@@imjustsaying902 Fact, Eddie knows

[@mxmschae]

7:53 he has the 2D from Gorillaz look

[@FlurarInuyi]

It's so cute that Drew gives Amanda the nice chair when she comes in.

[@librasuperstar3779]

I love how that article keeps referring to Amanda as “Drew’s Beau” like you guys are a couple from the 50s

[@haylauryn]

Libra Super Star also I’m pretty sure “beau” is the masculine term

[@ChildOfHephaestus]

Hayley Bonnett yes, the feminine form would be belle. Although, Drew Gooden sexual orientation under review......

[@librasuperstar3779]

Hayley Bonnett even better

[@Victoria-Browne]

Next they’ll call her his “best gal”

[@seigeengine]

I've honestly never seen beau used to refer to a female... and apparently Google agrees. " beau 1. a boyfriend or male admirer. 2. a rich, fashionable young man; a dandy."

[@knightrhys6601]

“Sexual Orientation: under review”. *TAKES OFF PANTS*

[@feap0d]

Theyre gonna hack his computer and search his google history

[@beefy74]

he has a mary

[@HnTr_VDH]

Silly Drew peed in them again

[@Beautyn0va]

"it's not going to be for a few more years" - is now three years later. WHERE IS BABY AMANDREW! XD

[@beIIabeIIa]

6:38 I wish I could go back to when I first watched this video and didn't know who she is... 💔

[@sethlastname6595]

Looking for a comment like this I knew I recognized her name

[@nikeb4212]

When most of Drew's videos are rants on things he hates but his dislikes are still "under review"

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

He hates the mobïus (not sure if I spelt that right) bagel

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

He hates raw bagels too

[@skeleletonboi4533]

it's under review cause they want an 3xcuse to watch drew gooden videos at work

[@slytherindork8459]

@@skeleletonboi4533 this one makes the most sense😂 They just get paid to binge watch all of Drew Goodens videos AND Danny Gonzalez videos were Drew is even mentioned because you never know

[@DavidVillaTorre]

The list just keeps growing

[@victoriahoward7949]

"Her Body Measurements are 42 inch." made me laugh so hard I almost had an asthma attack

[@gitsurfer27]

Healthy lunged people don't realise the struggle of laughing so hard your breathing becomes a serious medical issue 😂 🤣 😷

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

*cackles in helth*

[@sauceamericano4279]

I can confirm that Drew is in fact 42 inch

[@Pablo22rt]

The one that got me was the annual/monthly salary.

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

*cries in hiatal hernia*

[@katanaquits5255]

“They have a good relationship” *Source: well they both have avatar shirts so that’s cool*

[@dichotomae]

7:00 as a bigender person I would unironically love to be written about like that

[@N_IRL]

I have someone who uses all pronouns and I'm just like "They said she was going to its mom's house tomorrow for his birthday" and she thinks it's great lol

[@banana_365iguess]

YESSSSSSI WOULD BE SO HAPPY *happy genderfluid noises*

[@pap-fr]

Grow up

[@dichotomae]

@@pap-fr thank you, I was actually already going to do that- it's my birthday this week and I'm turning 22 :)

[@banana_365iguess]

@@pap-fr yeah i am growing up. And so are you

[@ldavenport3473]

drew, looking at amanda with complete love and adoration: we can’t stand each other

[@ldavenport3473]

Dark Druid 🥺

[@sharpbackbones6755]

Sounds like the addams family mom and dad but them being absolutely in love at the same time. Diffrent picture same vibe i guess.

[@mintkay1084]

@@sharpbackbones6755 yea!

[@gremlinwc8996]

Find someone that looks at you like Drew looks at Amanda

[@Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq]

Drew is so ahead of time, he lives with his wife 27 hours a day, and not 24

[@wikibe00]

Been looking for someone who noticed

[@indigohosang]

same XD

[@kukyri2980]

Damn where can I get Drew's bomb ass Avatar shirt

[@joethenotable331]

Is no one gonna comment on his profile picture

[@cursedmailman3999]

well he would be behind time because days are actually getting shorter

[@weetabixharry]

10:29 A beau is always male... so if she's his future beau, then a sex change is on the cards.

[@pap-fr]

No it isn't LMFAO what planet do you live on. You also can't change sex LMAOOO

[@gabrielyoungfence8255]

8:28 ladies and gentleman we got his bicep size 🔭

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

just one gentleman

[@maggiec5984]

Seeing him with his better half is amazing. She’s such a talented actress!

[@miaalicea521]

babe cmon

[@urielectricstudios5946]

babe cmon

[@oliviapinero296]

Babe cmon

[@rebecamartinez1053]

Babe cmon

[@craftyheidi6688]

Babe cmon

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

You've heard of "Does Bruno Mars is gay?" Now, get ready for "Does Drew Dead or Alive?"

[@RomanZolanski123]

I..... agree

[@teethcoat4274]

There was a kid with the exact same name as me in my school who was two years older than me, and while my first name is super common, my last name isn't. Almost every teacher I've ever had has asked me if I'm his brother, like our parents would've just been like "Well, this one turned out great, so we'd better name the next son the same thing." He does the same sports as me, soccer and basketball, plays the same positions as me in those sports, but while I'm in the lowest team for both, he was in the highest team for both. He also played violin at one of the highest levels a student can (I think he's an LMus), he's been learning since he was like 5; and I too started learning when I was 5, but I also quit when I was 5. I am sitting at the bottom of the grade in terms of academic results, he was at the top of his, and I think he got something like >99 ATAR. At a basketball game, I arrived a little late and when I got there my mate told me that the ref was asking for me. So I started going over to her and she was all flustered and waving me back saying "Sorry, nevermind". Turns out, that was my doppelganger's girlfriend, confused about why her boyfriend's name was listed for the bottom team in an age group two years lower than him. So I kinda get how it feels Drew.

[@annawallace3383]

I just pulled up one of Drew's playlists and shuffled them to fall asleep. I have been following the Ruby Franke/ Jodi Hildebrandt case for months. To see Eve Franke show up in this video was bonkers.

[@jackbudi]

Hey Danny, love the vid, wish that guy in the intro wasn’t there as much.

[@slushyphantom5943]

You mean Kurtis?

[@NotK2008]

No imposter danny

[@honeydew5418]

I hate it when Danny puts that guy in the video he is not as funny as Danny. (I think he’s getting kinda lazy- he doesn’t even appear in his own video)

[@fundipenthusiast5322]

No wait that is danny

[@kaylal9790]

Hey dude. See you on CallMeKevins vid later?

[@mushiimushii]

I thought this was Danny's second channel where he's unscripted and drinks LaCroix.

[@rattyxoxo7397]

Mushfiqur Rahman don't forget how Danny likes to get a little bit silly on his second channel

[@imvibin2931]

he also likes to get a lil goofier on his second channel

[@jamilahfk]

and a bit wackier

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Hamiltrash 220207 he gets a bit goofy

[@tiredamateur]

6:39 i might be completely wrong but isn't she the daughter of ruby frank who went to jail for child abuse

[@Annicamdw]

Yup…she was one of the kids who was abused too :( 😢

[@das.krishi]

7:45 oh drew. You poor boy. They didn't mention cup size. But thats not your fault.

[@UNYQUE707]

They couldn’t determine your ethnicity. They must think you’re Noel Miller.

[@ShayShayPlay]

I mean, I don't know his ethnicity.

[@eepersa4055]

quickly searching to understand joke

[@limon4k934]

The fact that they are both wearing avatar clothes is goals

[@caitlynforte8852]

i k r

[@Kayleekakes]

I was about to comment this lol

[@nerak9954]

I folded that shirt at my job like 10 times today

[@krusher181]

No. No. No. #NotMyGoals

[@zaydo7979]

Where can I get those shirts? Do you know?

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"Literally every couple in the world at one point was complete strangers" Not in Alabama...

[@SquallyCoin5664]

Imagine if he searches himself and sees your face.

[@Emma-rt1jn]

Don’t worry I can fill in the blanks for you Eyes: purple Hair: black Ethnicity: Hispanic Relationship affairs: yes with Laura or Amanda (it’s hard to tell because him and Danny have similar lives and similar wives)

[@shahiemamall4594]

Haha

[@akarshsharma2870]

Drew = virtual anime KZbinr confirmed

[@kacey3522]

But they are different nonetheless

[@ungerbunger]

But they are different none the less

[@sloanemazotti9280]

WPBetaWolf 21 omg I literally just saw the comment lol great minds think alike I guess

[@mel-ed4zd]

Who’s gonna tell Drew that he is still hallucinating about Amanda. We all know she died as a brave war soldier in Afghanistan.

[@jeanneseo]

Brave soldier? Amanda was a war criminal. Investigate 311.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

@@jeanneseo Can I get a shout-out for Christina Applegate?

[@kamiperez6729]

Ive seen comments like this so many times and can i ask, what happened? Sorry xd

[@lenar6381]

Dont tell him, let him be happy

[@thehamburgler3570]

Kami Perez Amanda went missing in Afghanistan. It was really sad. No one knows what happened to her. Luckily Danny cheered Drew up when they moved in together

[@jebbjibb]

3:24 "Country - Florida"

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

Florida may as well be it’s own country

[@jebbjibb]

@@CrazedKasaJizo cant argue with facts

[@therealslimshitty5186]

I love how the article keeps referring to "Drew and his beau" even though beau is defined as a boyfriend or male partner

[@alvinemp9042]

“sexual orientation: under review” same why are replies to my comments so weird

[@edohanma]

Bruh

[@samwilson8067]

Mood

[@seigeengine]

I could empathize, but in hindsight I was just being stupid.

[@romam.3032]

@@knightrhys6601 :0

[@011mph]

💀💀

[@jokhaciabarclay4275]

Drew: “does that mean I was born in the city that my mum was in when I was born? Because I think that applies to everybody” Doofenshmirtz:

[@fabra1122]

Underrated

[@lilangelbunny42]

way too underrated

[@onyii2735]

Best comment

[@ashe767]

I also thought of Doof

[@fiona_6714]

You win, no one can compete with your comedic genius!

[@enby_kensei]

Drew Gooden is a genderfluid icon: confirmed

[@aldentetoes130]

Or She/he in another identity, Honestly we need representation so much I’ll take it.

[@emptysekai]

@@aldentetoes130 i understand needing representation but dude 💀💀

[@aldentetoes130]

@@emptysekai Idk man I just said that lol I don't even use she/he anymore but ya know.

[@lablabs2613]

I think the article at 7:25 was translated from a language that doesnt have gendered third person pronouns

[@joke1181]

Glad that someone else finally addressed the similarities between Drew and Eve Franke. I thought it was just me

[@teresahowick5197]

Not just you. It’s like they’re twins. Who’s the 6 year old girl and who is drew? Same

[@connersuxx]

They are the same person pshhh

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Do I hear a We are Two Different People tour 3?

[@cryptid-king]

We are two different people part 3????

[@soplea23]

amanda, i know you love this weird guy but i’m tired of him. please get him off your channel, we subscribed to you and only you.

[@Jack-rk7jc]

speak for yourself. I subbed for danny

[@foxelyUwU]

@@Jack-rk7jc *denny*

[@maximillion2175]

i agree. i can’t hear amanda over this loser

[@NoahStolee]

I subbed for jacksepticeye.... I think I may be in the wrong place

[@danajourney8633]

6 months later and I’m still astonished you can get 2 tacos chips and a drink for 5.99

[@Zozu2001]

I love that they couldn’t get his HAIR COLOR, but they somehow got his weight perfectly lmao

[@samanthaloudermilk7779]

drew: i've never played basketball with anyone: *danny: am i a joke to you?*

[@buttermoth7454]

Who’s Danny all I know is drew and drew

[@maggiev3059]

you misspelled drew i think

[@VeraEdelman]

Well they broke the backboard so it doesn't really count

[@1337_bean]

hey guy

[@_hypef1sh_]

wait, but i thought he was danny?

[@manic3189]

Hobbies: KZbin Likes: KZbin Dislikes: JEFF DANIELS Nemesis: JEFF DANIELS

[@AmandaPanda531]

likes: kung fu panda 2, spiderman, spiderman 2, and spiderman 3

[@carley_winter74]

Hobbies: youtube Likes: youtube Dislikes: youtube Enemys: youtube.com

[@finnsaffelsipes]

this comment made me so happy

[@kira.madison]

likes: jeremy renner

[@changednamelit]

Or Rick Lax too.

[@AriHatesMakingUsernames]

I loved the video where Drew climbed out of the crib!!

[@deadly_bite]

Dislikes: Moon Pod, bagels cut along the Möbius strip