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[@SenkaBandit]

*gets shot by a gun* “Ugh this stomach ache is killing me.”

[@simone635]

LMFAO 💀

[@beefykeith48]

"HA liTERALLY!!"

[@heterophobic8391]

"i guess its that time of the month again"

[@Imcold1218]

Attacker: *confused screaming*

[@Wombattlr]

👉👉

[@elliemccalmon3467]

Hooked is just a worse, 100% more expensive version of wattpad.

[@meliycon-roma4112]

you arent wrong...

[@nagisa0931]

At least 80% of Wattpad is free.

[@anastasiao4036]

@@Ruby-yb8kk At least webtoons is free with actually good stories lol

[@spiltmilk0204]

wattpads better lmao

[@Hellothere-mz1sv]

LMAO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY THAT

[@thatchick115]

The funny thing is her toxicology report JUST came in confirming cyanide, the police were probably alerted and her death will be looked into so Bri def isn’t getting away with it

[@ArLnkin]

She could put Cyanide in the food that the boyfriend cooked!

[@gemkeys2087]

@@ArLnkin thats like the whole premise of the story. but like, how?

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@gemkeys2087 maybe she was the boyfriend all along

[@maxstark4744]

@@ashikjaman1940 "The perfect crime! I pretend to be her boyfriend, then I make the police think her boyfriend killed her so instead of arresting me, they arrest her boyfriend... Who is me. Shit."

[@trianglemoebius]

The police investigate and find a long log of texts from the victim about how she believes her boyfriend is poisoning her, complete with at least circumstantial evidence (she states it happens every time Eve goes to his house, etc.).

[@abeingthatishuman]

So you're telling me, her plan was to show up to a party with her "boyfriend" find the guy she actually likes and hope he hits on her. Pretty sure him hitting on a girl whose already got a boyfriend is a pretty big red flag right ther

[@Sam-nz3vj]

I know, how is he a jerk for hooking up with another girl at a party when he’s single and to his knowledge, she has a boyfriend???

[@ryuken0088]

Nah it's not a red flag as long as that's theDick she wants

[@elizacarrie7433]

Lol she didn’t want to date him, I think I remember that she just wanted him to be her first kiss. Also, the guy pretending to be her boyfriend is just the dude who ran into her room, who not only isn’t her boyfriend, but is only doing it as a favor in return for hiding him from his ex

[@WinWinWoo]

@@elizacarrie7433 ye we all watched the video

[@ameliabadeeelia]

@@WinWinWoo yeah you did but they're just telling the person who wrote this comment

[@inaynaycoleman]

The girl wasn’t an alien, thats just what girls do when we realize we’re being secretly recorded

[@owoshikagekiwa1166]

Yea, its what everyone does

[@onionman8811]

can confirm

[@weebo3174]

Blowing our cover, not cool man smh😞

[@blackeyedchild3688]

Indeed accurate

[@janetneri-nunez1346]

Bruh I thought we weren’t supposed to say anything?

[@fayept]

ah, yes, the two genders: scary and romantic

[@lucvalor]

Lol

[@misterminutes4504]

Good thing I'm Bisexual

[@omnical6135]

@@misterminutes4504 same. I would hate to be restricted to reading only romantic stories

[@nutpeg6915]

@@omnical6135 now i can only watch scary stories :D Life is pain, god is dead.

[@samaradashwood1491]

genders ?? what do genders have to do with anything ?? I think you mean genres

[@pineappletwoface3224]

A lady my mom knew was being heavy metal poisoned by her husband, not enough to kill her, but enough to keep her sick enough to be dependent on him. It took 2 YEARS for anybody to believe her that he was the one doing it. She got accused of doing it to herself for attention. She got away, but he never faced charges.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Jeez, that's terrible. I'm always astounded by people's refusal to believe women 🤨

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@husband-of-chinggis How? People have been treating women horribly for millennia now.... is it REALLY that surprising?

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@nomoretwitterhandles You think things are changing until you hear things like this!

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@husband-of-chinggis As someone who has a vagina and doesn't even identify as a woman, I am very aware of how this world treats women. Whether I want to be or not, I am forced to be a woman because of how society treats me. It may not be obvious to actual women, but it's obvious to me.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

@@nomoretwitterhandles Okay? You don't gotta be superior about it. I'm a nonbinary person with a vagina, too. I'm just an optimistic person who doesn't experience much sexism. And it's just a youtube comment.

[@NASkeywest]

I immediately thought that the “panty raid” story about Roy hiding in a girls closet would turn out he was in Jim’s closet.

[@trianglemoebius]

I thought Jim and the girl were going to turn out to be laying a trap. Especially after it was mentioned the girl was texting someone, I figured that person would turn out to be Jim, and this entire thing was a setup to kidnap the man. Think sort of like the beginning to Psycho, where a bad person gets caught be an even worse person and horror ensues.

[@paarthmathur5532]

That would have been much funnier

[@magnifichades9710]

Honesty yes

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

much better story tbh

[@sabrinay4739]

And Jim would also be in the closet

[@tinglesrosyrupeeland]

"and me, the virgin" if he has the biggest 'you know what' she's gonna have a bad time

[@nutellacastle]

yeah, that's exactly what i was thinking, like if you're a virgin you don't want to lose that virginity to the biggest dick out of anyone you know

[@jacksonsalyerbehr7871]

ok virgins

[@nutellacastle]

@@jacksonsalyerbehr7871 yes of course. what were you expecting? holding hands before marriage?😩🤢 gross, bro.

[@shay610yearsago2]

tinglesrosyrupeeland yea and what if it don’t fit

[@JustMe-rm2pw]

Lube is a thing bro.

[@Feliciash]

”Trevor Holt has the biggest...” *pokemon card collection*

[@kokichiouma1608]

Nice joseph profile pic

[@Feliciash]

switch blades thank you!

[@arthurthemikyu1586]

Well, i am now gay.

[@Feliciash]

Lea Rosé 😎

[@kennedytwins575]

He be a true gamer

[@joelthompson5641]

Like how he explicitly chose romance over horror and the first story he gets is a guy getting murdered by some monster after perving on her in the show, makes my heart flutter

[@Potatinized]

It's fun to see that it's in texting format. As if Dan came to catch her spitting out the food, and then reached for his phone to confront her while standing in front of her.

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

"What story genre do you want, scary or romantic?" Drew: Romantic please "Okay. Here's a somewhat romantic short film. Followed by only scary stories, of course"

[@tayloranderson7547]

What story genre do you want, say or romantic ? Drew: roantic? Please drew: roantic please

[@randallcarissa]

1000th like!!!

[@lauryn1239]

Taylor Anderson wtf

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Romantic vs Scary? Me: What's the difference?

[@kyevmanus3702]

Mom can I have netflix? No we have netflix at home Netflix at home:

[@monkeh218]

dude that is like the only funny comment on this video

[@rayshepherd5971]

I felt this on a different level😂

[@djlclopez128]

Not funny at all

[@shelbysmith8651]

Yeah pretty much 😂

[@overatedfrog8450]

HAHA

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

They gave you the options of scary/romantic, nowhere in there did they give you the option of a _good_ story.

[@pressxfor7219]

I remember when hooked was free and people could upload there own stories. Then they removed all the stories and replaced them with ones that the hooked staff created. You also had to pay to read them.

[@sapphirethesapphic]

were the fanmade stories good?

[@trianglemoebius]

@@sapphirethesapphic No.

[@pressxfor7219]

@@sapphirethesapphic did not see your comment. Very few of the stories were good enough to make me want to continue reading them. And I mean very very few. So many of them were downright cringe self-inserts.

[@shrimpshufflr7745]

@@pressxfor7219 the way I need the old hooked app now because I have wattpad for that EXACT reason

[@lotsoftreble9907]

i like how we're supposed to feel sympathetic for roy and jim even though they've stalked and are now taking a video of a nude person without her consent after breaking into their house

[@tomeddy9709]

jim and roy, like da office, the show that no one has ever heard of

[@diorsxf]

tom eddy I’ve heard of the office I haven’t watched it in a while cri

[@pantherreggie]

I was about to like this but.... it has 666 likes.

[@diorsxf]

Darn it, somebody liked it so it’s not 711

[@Panndia]

Lol right? I’m like, “eat him girl!” You do you, gettcha self a little post workout snack!

[@GrainneMhaol]

There's a rumour that Trevor Holt has the biggest... age of anyone at this university. Honestly, he looks 35 at least.

[@sdburrah1909]

Lol

[@tiredamateur]

Noooooo

[@ck7993]

Sweet school creepiness

[@ck7993]

Wait it's other peole who launched the rumor bunch of weirdos

[@ck7993]

@Hongyi Duan you're right lol

[@elizabethfrohn-hengst296]

What I think is funny is that the girl has all the symptoms of arsenic poisoning and the delay also makes sense but then they make it cyanide for literally no reason screwing up the whole thing

[@fizzymilk2246]

I hear Trevor Holt has the biggest... credit card debt

[@stegothedino]

extended warranty

[@salamander7278]

He’s a bad boy, with bad credit 😩

[@spencermaydriver-honeycutt9920]

i knew it!!!!!!!!

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

He really forgot to do the math before choosing to pay $15 every month

[@ericataylor7618]

😂😂

[@rhi2021]

“But I’m invested in this app” Would you say you’re..hooked?

[@landonmiller1405]

Oh my god

[@lvbboi9]

GODDAMNIT

[@faenene]

h h h

[@mariahcassidy9743]

Oh Jesus, have mercy

[@socialnorm3295]

Hhhhhhhhh

[@NinjaPickle]

Trevor Holt is known around my school for having the largest *Chicken Run (2001) Holiday Special DVD collection*

[@jubileetea]

man I'd kill for a collection of those he really do be lucky doe

[@iamapieceofcandy]

My dad bought me that movie when I was smol 😂😭

[@NinjaPickle]

@Jessica Cutler Thanks

[@littlemanwithhat1966]

I love this

[@lucasallanrogers]

I think you mean *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

[@heklyr3370]

I like how they’re talking/arguing in the same room about being poisoned…through text messages

[@esobelisk3110]

I think that last story would’ve been significantly better if it happened 10 years ago in a detective story. it’s just easier to gloss over the decision to kill someone for a book she has no guarantee will see commercial success, if we start out the story with her being a renowned author. also, I can clearly imagine Poirot giving his monologue revealing the killer like “but the food, it was clean. monsieur Dan was not the one responsible for mademoiselle Eve’s mysterious illness…” “but the poison, it was not in the food, nonono, it was in the drink.” “because it was *you*, mademoiselle Bri, who poisoned your friend, so that you could publish her book under your own name!”

[@thatlycantomboy]

I got an ad for Hooked where the first line was “Feeling thirsty, Drew?” so anyways

[@Purriah]

Get out, furry

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@Purriah your name is an animal pun of a word that means outcast. Your name is a synonym of furry

[@wawanaqueer]

I GOT THE EXACT SAME ONE JUST NOW

[@pigeonbraine]

ThatLycanTomboy I got an ad on this video for the 2nd Trevor and the Virgin💀💀

[@lilly4608]

booty_ hunter420 oh shiii 😶

[@llie841]

the “p-p-p-p-poisoned me” bit reminded me of that vine “t-t-t-t-tARGETTTT”

[@taylorbritt499]

*air horns*

[@N-VRIVER]

Lel

[@robing9837]

Lmao

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

Literally everything somehow reminds me of a vine

[@anxiousperson3325]

*aggressive airhorns*

[@gamernotvalid9452]

I'm surprised Drew hasn't heard of husbands or wives slowly poisoning their beloved with antifreeze and other chemicals. Slowly over time so hardly no trace will be found. It's really not that unheard of.

[@salamander7278]

Amanda makes sure he never finds out

[@fnord3125]

Why did Eve only feel sick after eating Dan's food if Bri was poisoning her???

[@anyways-7813]

There could be multiple reasons for this, one, Bri would only poison Eve on days she went to her boyfriend house to pin the blame on him, two, she could always sneak into the house (which is very unlikely) to poison her food I suggest the first one

[@thedamnedcat3240]

they were both poisoning her

[@TheStopmotion2]

Simple, his cooking sucks

[@khaosB47]

Writer forgot where that plot thread was going to lead

[@jamieboo2923]

if someone looks at drew’s search history ... “how long does cyanide take to kill someone” “how long does blood test takes to come back”

[@teganbarber9011]

FBI OPEN UP

[@caxton9948]

jamie boo probably some “Danny Gonzales and drew Gooden fan fiction” searches in there too

[@keybladi]

Imagine his wife going on his phone and find that

[@selahhess7415]

I’m locking my doors tonight

[@Lifes_a_Willow]

jamie boo that’s what I was thinking! 😂😂

[@peytoncooper]

I give this app a broken marriage out of 10.

[@radioactivehuman1684]

*cough HoJared and Pewds cough*

[@carolannmac1231]

😂

[@SarahsSaga]

Only 9 year olds will understand

[@lolar7707]

nojared

[@Absenteeee]

aged like fine milk

[@felixramminger5556]

Drew signing up as danny gonzales is peak comedy

[@sabba6018]

The panty raid story is crazy. It’s about two perverts (the protagonists) illegally filming a (probably) child with a skin condition

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

More like, a monster

[@lemongreed7916]

I thought it was a reptiloid

[@LuigiGamesful]

Kinda sus how the first thing that came to your mind is a child

[@meganfehr8561]

Why would you assume she's a minor 😂

[@maximairapetov5450]

I wonder what Drew’s wife thought when she saw his last 2 searches were “how long does it take for a blood test to come back” and “how long does it take for cyanid to kill”

[@fishnamedgoat2103]

Lmio

[@ellwar493]

Limbo

[@swarajkanr]

No worries, she poisoned him.

[@playsekiro]

Limo

[@aperson3832]

@@swarajkanr AYOO

[@vizarra5769]

Ok but I would definitely pay 40 dollars a year if Drew and Danny Gonzalez read the stories the same way they read that fanfic about themselves.

[@beckybergman6023]

That would be awesome. Maybe us watching with adds would balance the cost!

[@intagiblemist9676]

Bingo. This reminded me of that

[@micgil4193]

1000th like on the comment bois

[@kyrstenmarie]

KovatePrivalski97 YES

[@benmichels8462]

I love how they were still texting in person. Just casually sitting next to each other, about 2 feet away, texting each other.

[@Candied_yamz]

I like how Roy hiding in a girls closet and trying to film her naked w out her knowing just makes him “kind of a pervert”.. KIND OF ??? Bruh

[@cosmic.c]

“She has brown spots all over her body” Home girl has vitiligo leave her alone

[@cosmic.c]

AnnabelleSucks very true.

[@cosmic.c]

AnnabelleSucks thank you for letting me know!

[@breadbin4833]

@AnnabelleSucks then what's it called when folks have very dark patches on their skin?

[@shelbycreed]

AnnabelleSucks well maybe she naturally has brown skin and the white-is vitiligo? Lol or she’s an alien-I’m way more scared of the dudes filming a naked chick who goes to their school without her knowing

[@elliotk.8964]

Bread Bin hyperpigmentation

[@damianwaynerobin5984]

"Anyway let's watch this story now." *Ad plays* You sneaky cheeky bastard

[@thatonequietkid2453]

The fact that I got a hooked ad also makes it funnier

[@Jacob87439]

CHEEKI BREEKI

[@gods.coffin]

Same Brenda

[@Isa-pt9wq]

me too i couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the same exact ad came on

[@georgialilly7467]

Much better ending to the poison story would be if Eve figured out that it was Bri but didn't say anything about it. Bri brings over the wine, and Eve poisons Bri's glass while she isn't looking.

[@awesomesuncoolfriend]

Why does eve (poisoned girl) jump straight to the conclusion that her bf is poisoning her? Surely it's way more plausible that he just uses a cleaning product she's slightly allergic to

[@Amaraofficial]

I’d pay $250 a year if Drew read all the stories.

[@urznightmare]

"wat?!"

[@erinbrady5420]

app idea

[@kyleandrews8617]

biiiiiiiiiiiiig facts

[@Officiall_Bean]

Re

[@TimiT959]

"You! Puh-puh-puh-poisoned me!" Audible should sponsor Drew.

[@suburbanmomsally5036]

I would absolutely pay for the Hooked App if Drew Gooden narrated every damn story on it. Otherwise, no.

[@softbabeh]

Suburban Mom Sally tru dat

[@RG-gp4jz]

Suburban Mom Sally 1k likes first

[@gamma2816]

They should contact him and put him on payrole. xD

[@wisteria444]

Suburban Mom Sally omg yes

[@emmaw5330]

Suburban Mom Sally don’t give him any ideas lol

[@slbock]

I would pay $4.99 a week for Drew to do dramatic readings of these stories.

[@claytonharbaugh308]

About the cyanide, what you said about cyanide instantly killing you isn’t entirely true. There was one person known to have survived cyanide poisoning, and now I’m convinced that the main character’s real name is Grigori Rasputin, she’s a Russian monk, and this entire story is set in 1916 Saint Petersburg.

[@trianglemoebius]

It is very unlikely Rasputin actually was as tenacious as people believe he was. Considering the stories of him surviving come entirely from his assassins, it seems far more likely Rasputin's killers just didn't want to admit they were really bad at their jobs. No, the person who survived Čabrinović, one of the assassins of Franz Ferdinand. When he failed to kill the Archduke (this is a story I highly recommend reading by the way, it's actually hilarious how badly everyone involved managed to fuck up) he tried to jump in a river and swim to safety, only to realise it was low tide and the river was only a few feet deep, and then tried to eat cyanide to avoid capture, only to immediately vomit it up, not even giving it enough time to start being digested. In this case, there are many witnesses and the man was finally taken alive.

[@dopesickdog]

HAHAHAHAHA but, seriously, he probably wasn't superhuman & the story's more propaganda to write off their botched assassination attempts

[@dopesickdog]

@@trianglemoebius every time i hear that story it's like the first time. Legendary

[@Jartran72]

0.5mg per litres will kind of get you the symptoms described in the story. About 2 mg/l will lead to seizures, bleeds and often lifelong neurological damage. 3mg/l will be lethal 99% of the time within few minutes. Incredibly painful (all pain receptors in the body firing kind of pain) minutes until death and nothing can really save you now

[@tee-py3zx]

Roy: *is texting his friend with his phone* Also Roy: DUDE YOU GOTTA CALL SOMEONE!!!!!!

[@nathanhoward9128]

There is a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest *collection of vintage holographic pokemon cards*

[@timcook247]

swoon

[@hellothere5843]

He's gotta be one *swood* guy

[@andersmith1484]

After reading this my pants are wetter than a water park

[@andersmith1484]

Bruh I would also like to know I’m uhhh asking for a friend

[@mlemp5426]

NO!!!! I DO!!!!

[@beckylemonade1705]

As an aspiring author, I can confirm I have a deep fear that all my friends are trying to poison me and steal my book ideas.

[@Lobotomised]

The panty raid story could make for such a cool found footage horror setup

[@val4398]

Trevor Holt has the biggest My little pony collection

[@lourdesirlanda6099]

aaaAAAAAAAAAA

[@mindisxx5665]

The best comment on this video lmao

[@timothyfloogle]

He has the biggest gun in the armory

[@val4398]

How did this make highlighted comment

[@erectile_dysfunction]

11/10 comment

[@emilyalyssa3392]

i would pay to have him read all the hooked stories to me

[@discontinuedcat1697]

Ha, 69 likes

[@anguslavy3102]

Help im falling off a building not anymore mate

[@Kanik_Crow]

As would I

[@E3EK]

I would like your comment, but it would ruin the 420

[@saintshrooms9424]

Help im falling off a building 😒

[@deepsheep6115]

I could've lived my life 100% fine without remembering those dumbass ads

[@FilleEtoile222]

Doctor (after 4 hours): Cyanide Also doctor: I will not offer help or call police

[@gayghostguy2089]

You like to watch 10 hours of DVD screensaver? *I knew you were a man of culture*

[@anthonys6417]

Caden K wow only 4 hours

[@estebean2146]

Yeah don’t you.

[@BeelzebubMontgomery]

No way! Another Koda fan in the wild? Holy crap we need to be friends ASAP dude.

[@madamebluebell4597]

Even better is DVD logo hits the corner EVERY TIME

[@mysteryname6792]

He was waiting for it to perfectly bounced off of a corner.

[@kroseandpen4671]

“Trevor Holt has” The biggest Harry Potter collection.

[@ackerwoman16]

"You know what" makes this even better

[@uniserenity1414]

I’m your 666 like. Hehehe

[@openarmsbyszafttravisscott]

so do I 😭😭

[@spiltmilk0204]

trevor holt has the biggest pokemon card collection and by trevor holt i mean _me_

[@gingercube688]

I would be there

[@nar4120]

i love how it’s in a texting form i just imagine dan and the main character just standing up in the bathroom texting each other

[@catastropheintended88]

Trevor be lookin like someone’s first attempt at drawing a fictional celebrity turned in to a corndog bread

[@js0219]

The hooked text msg ads are literally just "mom is that you in the driveway?" "No" *CLIFFHANGER*

[@El-de6nj]

@Emma Santos "just stay calm. board up the windows, and stay away from the front door."

[@Batmantherealbatman]

@@El-de6nj "OMG Mom what's going on? "

[@K-I-A-]

@@Batmantherealbatman “JUST DO IT”

[@SkulCat]

@@K-I-A- “Okay, going to do it now…”

[@SkulCat]

@@Batmantherealbatman sorry to interrupt but celeste pfp

[@nataliehanna3304]

i would, however, definitely pay $40/yr if all of these stories were read to me by drew in this manner

[@TibbyII]

@Drew pay attention

[@serenityo]

yes tho

[@Lifes_a_Willow]

Yes!

[@tommer9621]

@@FissionCube He literally said in the video he had to pay for it. He said that he started the trial last week and didn't cancel by accident 18:26

[@FissionCube]

​@@tommer9621 whys ur tone so angery jesus christ?? by the time u replied i had relaised that and deleted it, like, try refreshing b4 replying to mistakes in case they already realised??

[@brittanyhydorn970]

You reading "Panty Raid" sounding like a 2yr old just made my day! 😆😂🤣

[@Albeit_Jordan]

14:49 I don't understand what we're reading, are these two characters sitting at a computer drinking wine together and texting each other?...

[@lilagrace8227]

I love that he signed up as Danny Gonzalez.

[@sadtoast6122]

They are the same person

[@MM-wk2tn]

they are the same person

[@tobisouza1294]

Couples who sign up together, stay together 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😘🥰👱🏻‍♂️🤜🏻🤛🏼👱🏼‍♂️

[@mrskitkats]

Hello fellow Lila

[@lilagrace8227]

Lila Italian Last Name hello😂

[@mrturtletail3945]

I like how all these stories, the characters are like texting their death. "I'm being chased help me! Oh my god she's going to kill me" "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, I'M DYYYYYIINNN" "Phhhhh....." *Dead*

[@uhhh8787]

Ikr like in the poison one they were both literally standing in the bathroom but texting each other??

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

@@uhhh8787 I am pretty sure they were speech bubbles, not text messages. But then it doesn't make sense with texting while she's with Dan.

[@trishalennex4630]

Well to be fair they can’t tell the story any other way

[@cheesecheese6950]

I was the 666th like.

[@cheesecheese6950]

First name Last name I think they were supposed to be talking, but they probably can't add audio.

[@heartysmartysisters]

2:59 i’ve watched this video like three times now and i never noticed that drew put danny’s name 💀

[@evegardullo2151]

Ok why is no one talking about how Drew put his name as Danny Gonzales, Iconic

[@imzzei]

you are

[@celumbral9334]

"dry skin all over the floor" "doesn't even look like a girl anymore" "disgusting!" don't worry dude it's just me with my eczema

[@paulcreenis3757]

- celumbral tea haha eczema. That’s haha me too thanks

[@osheenyeeha1162]

“her body’s repulsive” just me and my aveeno

[@biandi9743]

Omg this comment is amazing 😂

[@rhexakaomi8898]

Same

[@kindaashitpost4290]

*slathers own body with a thick coat of aveeno and aquaphor* mmm you like that?

[@kateolwill8645]

love the implication that if ur doctor found cyanide in your system they would just. let u go. lmao

[@hehelaugh]

like yeah, you're dying, but i'm busy, get out of here

[@okaayushi]

That's cuz they said "HELP LET ME GO"

[@brookd7654]

@@okaayushi STOP KIDNAPPING ME

[@monke980]

@Claire Morgan HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN SWIMMIN IN THE SEA

[@peepeecrusher5765]

h u

[@MoonbearStartiger]

In that poisoning story, why are their stage directions if it's supposed to play like a realistic text exchange? That kinda ruins the "illusion" of the texting schtick as a storytelling device...

[@danielhill8551]

It's a crime that you didn't include a clip of the Office panty raid episode where Jim says "you don't need to be updating me this much"

[@quack_head_]

"I want to kiss Drew Longhorn." "Hm, don't we all?"

[@howdj]

Yes, we saw the video.

[@ZeranZeran]

The part where Drew was talking on camera was my favorieit

[@darkfyy]

Like to not undo

[@I8chips88]

Me: I’m not downloading Hooked. Hooked: I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid.

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@nexusmind3936]

The panty raid??

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@nexusmind3936 조심하고 너는 이해할거야.

[@XxSteamStreamxX]

I love this reference

[@foundtree]

UWU BRENDON UWU 궁금한데요 이거 왜 한글로 썼어요?

[@DanielleBaum]

I...I don't think cyanide poisoning could be tested for...at least not through regular blood work. this is someone that watched part of an episode of CSI and thought "I have it! best mystery ever!"

[@Jartran72]

Yep + it taked over a month to get the test done. Cyanide is so lethal in such small doses that normally the only time it would be considered would be on autopsies. There are only a very few labs in america equipped to even do those tests. And police would be immediatly alerted and brought into this.. + other red flags but you know.. it is this kind of quality writing

[@serenafallin4475]

My cousins used to store food in their cheeks for days on end. I’d see them randomly chewing their breakfast at 3 am at sleepovers and it was the weirdest thing. They had a lot of productive visits at the dentist

[@calowenby1654]

That is...Odd.

[@rooksteel7956]

This is the official petition to get Drew to change his name to Drew Longhorn

[@BigRanchDunk]

Rook Steel I thought his name was Danny Gonzalez though

[@Jojojoeyx3]

Joel Thompson no it’s drewnny goodzalous

[@blueberrysk1es]

Rook Steel signed ✅

[@nerdcity]

"WAT!?" by F. Scott Fitzgerald

[@rozempire2843]

Nerd City I don’t get it

[@ascovers5132]

The great WATsby

[@nerdcity]

Anna Rahal - Nice, there it is :)

[@tesshope4449]

Jay: Daisy?????? Your husband just shot me!!!!!! Daisy: WAT???

[@user_imyarek]

Шнеге iз уоиг соптепт блэт?

[@immortalsun]

2:42 If only this were true. Netflix practically never has the shows or films I wanna watch.

[@Mcaleboi]

4y ago it did tho

[@its-dg2987]

Lol, watching this three years later, and just noticing the second story about Bri and Eve is literally the story from Coco. About Miguel’s great grandpa getting poisoned so his friend can steal his songs and become the greatest Mexican artist ever. 😂😂😂

[@davidmackayy]

I'd pay for this app if you narrated everything.

[@TNovix]

Is the app worth it if Drew nar- Yes...

[@anthonyy_vivid5438]

Si

[@gracelessabomination9847]

Oh, me too.

[@ivelisseys7285]

YES.

[@ploopybear]

@@ivelisseys7285 Ivelisse YES

[@TheMaddness22]

Why is no one talking about how Trevor Holt looks like he's 50 years old

[@althepal234]

Yeah lmao He looks like he’s 5-10 years older than her

[@criistal_frappex253]

@@althepal234 right?!

[@althepal234]

Stars Gacha yes

[@gaytrise]

I actually laughed when I read that he was supposed to be 21

[@anistyme]

I guess she can call him...Daddy?

[@bitnewt]

Your performances of the stories really elevated them

[@vinvalen]

I've been on a binge of your videos and they genuinely make me laugh out loud. Please continue to make videos after you retire from videos

[@erinmarshburn8622]

Petition to make a knock off version of Hooked, but it's just Drew reading the stories.

[@greta7353]

signed

[@GA_131]

signed x200

[@sirgreyspear]

Signed.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

audible but it's just drew gooden

[@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg]

*proceeds to forge tens of thousands of signatures*

[@evemathieson]

I enjoyed how Jim and Roy’s accents gradually went from American to Norwegian back to American but more intense

[@thefantorangster2491]

Idk if that’s Norwegian but whatever

[@evemathieson]

The Fantorangster it changed so much it’s hard to pin down tbh

[@LovJinxx]

the voice actingng of the text stories was my favorite part of the video lol, great acting and editing!! So funny

[@MisterPippy01]

This vid is old enough to give me nostalgia when I watch it.

[@j8z1yn]

Drew downloading apps I been curious to download but haven’t is probably the best thing ever

[@oliviagarden9460]

Same

[@sera_sarzad]

I hope he downloads Choices

[@krisdoesart9643]

Zad Ras FYI I got it, you have to pay money to choose the choices that actually help you complete the story, I wouldn't bother

[@finnatical9651]

the fbi looking at your recent search history: 👁👄👁

[@purplecoffinman8510]

Doesn't matter though since he has today's sponsor, ExpressVPN

[@ggg91160]

@@purplecoffinman8510 LOL-

[@jazmer1219]

👄👁️👄

[@jazmer1219]

Oops

[@enabaumland]

@splash toons A

[@dcornect53]

About the poisoning one, you can actually keep giving someone a low dose of poison for months on end to keep them sick. Sometimes the best way to track something like that is to analyse some of your hair, since things like arsenic end up there after ingested. It can track poisoning for month in some cases. I watch a lot of medical and forensic documentaries...

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

SEVEN stars on IMDB? Whom did they pay? Also, toxicity is a gradient scale. Many substances are poisonous to us, but give different effects depending on the amount. Apple seeds contain cyanide, but you have to eat approximately 1 liter (if I recall correctly) of them for it to become fatal. It also obviously deteriorate with time as your body processes it, but I don't know any figures for that.

[@dopesickdog]

iirc it's arsenic that can be found in apple seeds, & cyanide is found in bitter almond (which is why the smell is compared to, well, bitter almond)

[@idkyoutubeiguess7379]

Hooked: Horror or Romance. People: Romance. Hooked: *Gives romance stories that are basically horror

[@michac.8283]

A lot of rom coms and romantic movies/books glorify creepy behavior, or even sexual harassment and play it off as cute or romantic. Then girls watch them and get unhealthy ideas about relationships and romance.

[@citlaliargueta3306]

@@michac.8283 so kinda like watt pad maybe

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

@@citlaliargueta3306 No that's exactly what wattpad is, because then those girls who are into those ideas write their own stories or fanfictions that then get passed to more girls... then the cycle continues.

[@citlaliargueta3306]

@@ahshitherewegoagain7461 right

[@bluebaby3045]

It’s funny that they offered you the options romance or horror, when in reality, they’re a weird mesh of both but done poorly HDJCJDN

[@elusivids8155]

i’m so glad i’m not the only person who got this ad every. single. video.

[@emmvids6920]

SAMMMMEEE

[@channel7zip]

i’ve never seen this ad before lol

[@GamingOS]

I've NEVER seen it

[@mdhmoud]

I always get it and it’s so annoying

[@mireyz9094]

cassidy’s edits I keep on getting it as well

[@petrabonnie]

Dude I fell asleep for a moment after the poison story. And I woke up to 21:19 this. I got so scared with the bg music and her expression xD

[@teeth_denier]

I die every time Drew says "WÄT?!"

[@milmil5350]

I thought this was a dating app, not a paid version of Wattpad. 😁

[@LegacyToons]

Fun fact, wattpad has payed books now sooooooo...

[@dullicecream]

About that....

[@LegacyToons]

@Im not racist I swear Eh. theres more than that but mostly shitty cliche stuff.

[@kxk435]

ScuseMeCouldYouPleaseLeave? Wattpad deserves it sadly 😔

[@brejackson2721]

This literally is a knockoff from a book on Wattpad 😂😂

[@firstlast8310]

“Unlimited access to short stories” Ummm Wattpad

[@72marshflower15]

I only see adds for “hooked” wherever I click on dumb shit... The dumber the shit I look at, the more adds for “Hooked” that I find... #UberVapid

[@ihatetrumanblack]

it’s basically the video version of wattpad

[@stinkiest]

"if... the stories are good."

[@sircatfaceesq578]

Funny, because neither have well written stories.

[@israara1707]

coconuts they do migrate Wattpad changed tho...you have to pay to finish stories and only download 2 stories to read offline ..tbh 😕😕am too poor for that 😩😩

[@CG-vd4nu]

Drew you deserve all good things in life.

[@nattyice23]

Haven’t laughed out loud to a YT video in a while, thanks for that man. Subscribed 😁

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

All Hooked stories in a nutshell: Mom: listen Daughter: what? Mom: get out of the house Daughter: why? Mom: just go Daughter: but I can’t Mom: you must Daughter: no Mom: dammit Stephanie Daughter: what was that Mom: >:( Daughter: omg a ghost Mom: I have something to tell you... you’re dead and you’re haunting yourself Daughter: Mom? Daughter: omg she’s dead Story end

[@meliycon-roma4112]

lmfaooo

[@d.olluwu]

you should be paid to write hooked stories for them

[@shaqscrustytoes1376]

OML THE NAME STEPHANIE SENT MEEEE😭😭😭😭

[@shishira6986]

Can we get a part two on this? I was really invested in the story.

[@rohankhubchandani3694]

could not be said any better

[@shwoorp]

“trevor holt has the biggest...” *bible study group.*

[@futur3109]

*and*

[@althepal234]

Bible Discussion and Study Meeting

[@MoistFluid]

pooper

[@Percy.404]

He looks like the guy who would have one....

[@althepal234]

Ochako Uraraka lmao Ochako

[@kitkatkandy7835]

2:59 Listen up boys, Drew Gooden = Danny Gonzalez confirmed

[@calowenby1654]

One of my personal favorite videos of Drew's.