I re-installed the Hooked app because I love to suffer

[@BornNoU]

The idea of VELVET SWIMWEAR is a sensory nightmare, not to mention when she got out of the pool it would be all heavy and soggy

[@Ballerinababyxoxo]

And it's a THONG TOO!! A VELVET THONG

[@koiifsh]

maybe velvet means the color..?? idk 😭

[@rileywilson7434]

​@@koiifshyeah but she already said the color it was, does she mean a red red thong lol

[@pearljammies]

The only possible explanation is that it was a thong made of red velvet cake

[@janine8140]

Probably also that cheap stuff made to look like velvet with not as dense fibers so you can also feel the almost burlap type net fabric underneath

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

I love how Deb is a snake, then a southerner, then a brit, and then an aussie

[@eagletgriff]

then a zombie with how she reappeared at the end there 💀

[@tiarizky7226]

Did I just watch a grown adult reenactment of dumb story for teenagers? Yes Did I enjoy it? Absolutely

[@lrose1310]

Apparently they're 21 cause I guess underage drinking is where they draw the line

[@tiarizky7226]

@@lrose1310 I said for teenagers not about teenagers 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@SkylordAh]

Theyre 21 and act like theyre 15-16 for some reason.

[@HonestlyHolistic]

Did I read the parts drew explained and blended in? Yes Do I regret it? Probably, but I am a very curious person

[@keylalopez6764]

Hotel? Trivago

[@vessert2919]

I like how she goes from wearing “a velvet red bathing suit” to literally a minute later wearing a “conservative sundress”, and her best friend goes from being in most scenes to literally vanishing and never being mentioned again.

[@starcomet8312]

EXACTLY, that bothered me so much when it happened lmfao

[@brunacandida4232]

The best friend was not a virgin hahaha

[@charlottesherlock]

and thEN THE CONSERVATIVE SUNDRESS IS A TWO PIECE NUMBER LIKE??? gosh darn it this vexes me so

[@ThatWeirdo04]

It's pretty clear she was wearing the sundress over her swimsuit

[@elijahharmel8450]

@@charlottesherlock her bottoms was her underwear homie

[@aureliahill1359]

This series of stories was definitely written by someone who’s never been to college but has seen like two movies about it

[@milkman8467]

patti smith!!

[@auxerae]

Those movies could've been after and the kissing booth. I'm 100% sure

[@Jack-pe4we]

I haven't made it to college yet but it just seems like highschool accept you're 2x as tired and antisocial, you pay a ridiculously high rent for a place that's 1ftx1ft and your paying more money than you'll ever have for something you'll probably never use/need to get a job.

[@beafraid2951]

There's a 3rd

[@calibris4220]

They don’t know how humans interact either

[@blahkabelison2234]

Is anyone else really bothered by the fact that this story, which is not in any way a text conversation but is, in actuality, a real life in-person interaction, is portrayed through text messages for literally no reason

[@nine300]

The reason is apparently to make it "relatable" to "millennials" … I don't know which millennials they mean, I didn't get a cell phone until I was in college and you had to press each button 2 or 3 times just to type one letter.

[@shannonjackson9778]

It bothered me so much. I mean it really bothered me. Really made me irrationally angry in fact.

[@Kllyec]

it bothered me too

[@officialiamkhaos2769]

Yes thank you

[@daylightbright7675]

Yeah it's really offputting

[@panpani5079]

"I'm different. I'm reading science books" IT'S FCKING COLLEGE

[@christiesanchez4013]

Most colleges require science classes. Even for dumb jocks (no offense).

[@ninastacey]

this video feels like a theatre kid is holding me hostage

[@Treehome_95]

Hi its me, the theatre kid

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

I'm so sorry do you need me to rescue you

[@Random-sk6hm]

Hi its me, the gun being used to hold him hostage

[@kittysayboom]

hi, it’s me, I’m the ensemble.

[@daybrake2]

yes AND!

[@PanickinSkywalker]

I would pay $40+ a month to watch Drew act out soap operas all on his own.

[@alivialynch258]

Me too

[@ajkargbo2684]

Same

[@MaeLov]

Kaitlyn Martinez Damn you really got it like that? Good on you. I can barely afford gas for my car

[@PanickinSkywalker]

Kneptomb I never leave the house so I don’t buy gas 🙃

[@roncriswell2685]

We could all chip in and it would be like?.........I don't know but it would be really cheap....

[@impulsivebeetle6526]

“Only the most popular students get invited” oh so its just like a friend group hanging out basically? How tf do they measure “popularity” like that at a college?

[@merrybright5732]

nicole lr I live in a small town and if anything community and local colleges have even less opportunities for popularity to be measured, everyone’s just going to class and talking to 3 people they know from high school and leaving

[@lilarose5265]

Merry Berry I was in a big public school with ~1000 people and popularity isn’t a thing. I’d say only in a bigger friend group would have popularity but even so no one at school would know them. ( clubs and sports would also have popularity like that)

[@stephanieg9004]

@@lilarose5265 I also went to a big school and popularity wasn't a thing. There were just a lot of different friend groups. I feel like popularity has to be a small town thing because in big school, if one group excludes you, there's a dozen more

[@tripsplat]

"popularity" is already a really paper-thin concept, and honestly all you need to be "popular" is to surround yourself with a friend group that wants to delude itself into thinking they're all popular. Like, sure, to the rest of us it literally doesn't matter, but to them - in their little houses with their little Greek letters - they are the ONLY people who matter and the rest of us are all secretly jealous and bitter. At this point, school "popularity" is just celebrity aspiration.

[@Yawyna124]

@nicole lr It being a college town doesn't necessarily mean minuscule student body. Both of the last two places I've lived in are college towns of 25k-50k and the uni's in both had 12-16k students. Yeah, community colleges can be a lot smaller, but those will still measure in several thousand usually.

[@aimeekatz]

Deb's accent changing every other line she has is literally one of the best bits you've done on this channel

[@felix-fw3lq]

How does this have 2k likes with no comments

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

She's multilingual

[@aimeekatz]

@@felix-fw3lq How does this have 2k likes is my first question holy hell when did that happen

[@catherineecatherine]

“a velvet thong bathing suit” is the worst sentence ive ever heard

[@sleepyrose69]

do these writers know what bathing suits are

[@justonerandomguy6580]

“It wasn’t just wild, it was untamed”. The floor here is made of floor

[@BR-ec2ph]

It wasn't just wild. It was a slightly less intense synonym for wild.

[@Styles_Breez]

"Weapons aren't just welcome... they're allowed!!" - Batista

[@littlepoodle316]

I am a wild, untamed thing

[@chaoticevil1578]

People die when they are killed

[@maryammuhib]

"I don't just hate SAO, I dislike it!" - Me

[@megavidaeos]

I like how Trevor is portrayed as the jerk for not wanting to sleep with her the literal day he met her. Who the hell wrote this crap?

[@hannahsemrow8187]

MegavidÆos I think the point was that he normally would be he didn’t with her. But literally she said that she wanted to date someone else when he literally came to her room butt ass naked. In conclusion I agree with you.

[@mikejohnson3793]

The reason he didn't want to sleep with her was bc he wanted her first time to be special (I watched the full thing when it was a full movie before the app updated and got all weird)

[@annukatu]

I havent read the story and oly watched Drew's videos but it seems to me that it is not so much of Trevor being a jerk and more about Martha being ashamed about getting rejected, but not mad about it.

[@ju4368]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@sethmi7298]

Kayla Parent, it says so at the end.

[@sunk1ra]

I love how Drew just realizes his sitting in his room alone and reading a hooked story with a cowboy accent for a living and just took it into consideration.

[@Gravve01]

CrystalSolstice when he just slowly took off his fedora and realized what the hell he was doing

[@sunk1ra]

@@Gravve01 Ah, yes. The wonders of life.

[@grannysbroomstick]

i think that might have been my favorite moment lmao

[@lvbboi9]

_timestamp_

[@brynntermeer9951]

@@lvbboi9 17:20

[@RogueAstro85]

I love that Drew clearly got up to ask Amanda for her glasses and made her blind for an hour because that's the only pair he could find.

[@uvafresca]

It's funny because he uses glasses but instead took Amanda's

[@livelifeincolour]

@@uvafresca I guess he wanted women's glasses as part of the character

[@bluebell560]

@@livelifeincolour Gotta respect the commitment to the role

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

ah yes, when you don't wear glasses you go completely blind and all you see is blackness until you put your glasses on

[@RogueAstro85]

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom There's this fun new thing called hyperbole. All the cool kids are using it

[@m9taname228]

I’d deadass pay for hook if Drew narrates all the stories like this

[@twisteddemon1266]

LOL

[@twisteddemon1266]

Same

[@cannedbugs]

same here lmao

[@FanFicnic]

100% where’s the Patreon sign me up fam

[@giggles4895]

And like just like this where if he gets uncomfortable he just summarizes 10 minutes of the 20 minute story

[@Annie-hb8ob]

If Drew voiced books for audible i would 100% get them

[@Errupt]

Annie Drewer wow no replies

[@coleman4807]

@@Errupt lmao

[@Annie-hb8ob]

Heck! I just noticed all the likes on this. Thanks everyone 😁 not sure what you mean @Squeezed Cheese

[@Errupt]

Annie Drewer wdym I was surprised a comment with that many likes had no replies

[@Annie-hb8ob]

@@Errupt Ahh gotcha

[@helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360]

That party was UNTAMED. Shirtless guys drinking beer and girls in bikinis on the lawn?! What kind of pool party was this?! Where were the tuxedos? Where were the v e l v e t suits?!

[@emceemunchapussy1891]

Disgusting. the commoners are animals. come, let us waltz to some beethoven! ahahahahaha!! (yeah I totally escalated this joke and I'm not ashamed of it)

[@emceemunchapussy1891]

@Jordan Darius shut it Jordan.

[@clarissarojas7959]

RusticLantern idk, just roll with it

[@kenny-ek9ns]

ok but have you even been to a pool party if you didnt go in a matching suit with 4 of your bros and havent thrown up on each other because someone shaved their hair and you decided to see who could eat most of it

[@charlisnail8219]

kenny PLEASE invite my next time! I found a new brownie recipe and i was.. uh.. thinking we could eat some hair together 🥺👉🏼👈🏼❤️ Just kidding.. unless?

[@djungelskog2738]

Okay but like- can we talk about how the thing Trevor did to "hurt" Martha was saying no to having sex with her? That does not sit right with me.

[@NAME-yg8sl]

Like if the roles were reversed, Trevor would've have been an asshole that Martha needs to get rid off.🤦‍♀

[@AzzyRiah]

I've thought that since the beginning. No means no. Just because Trevor's had sex with multiple women doesn't mean he's given consent to everyone even when they dont ask...💀

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

what's everyone's issue with people having emotional reactions to things? she wanted to avoid him afterwards, shes just upset man. like just because consent exists, doesnt mean you dont get to dictate *how* others react to your rejection. you dont get to say "no, you cant be sad. not allowed." thats fucked up.

[@djungelskog2738]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Askers?

[@illulamati4651]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 i mean she did literally tell trevor that he hurt her. like shes allowed to think whatever she wants, but shes treating trevor like he did something wrong by acting rude to him and saying that he hurt her lmao

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

Ah yes, Drew Longhorn - fellow bandmate to Kurtis Truelove and Diggy Gorgonzola

[@superstellarhere]

I’m dying, *Diggy Gorgonzola*

[@BeigeJu]

😂😂😂

[@pinacoladaofficial]

@@superstellarhere ✨The most Notorious Ripoff of Danny Gonzalez✨

[@freyabees]

Oh hell yeah, I love this band, Whispered Hiss.

[@sarahbonder731]

and their opening act, Jarvis Jeanshorts

[@KB35675]

Martha: 🙂 Deb: 🤓 Trevor: 😕 Drew: 🤠

[@hellohellohello111lol2]

Kynda Beckett YES

[@jakeh9345]

Forgot tilla

[@-nika-4958]

Tilla: 😘🧣

[@gacha_nora278]

Wait- which one-

[@julietteg6714]

Trevors more like:🙂+🧢

[@emmacassady4518]

Yeah, I can see why they didn’t film this one. There’s no way the hooked app has the budget for an event as outrageous as The Wet Party

[@needleimag5031]

Why did this make me laugh

[@jackieisntcool9306]

Emma Cassady and they’d all be naked

[@uhprettymuch]

for $4.99 a week youd think they could swing it

[@LobosNinja]

For an event as UNTAMED* as the Wet Party

[@nitrosherbert888]

Sing the video all I could think was b**** get a haircut

[@dreadpiraterobin8379]

They're playing strip beer pong? At a pool party? Where you're told to wear a bikini? This is going to be a short game.

[@dogouchu4356]

Well apparently it’s just how they get changed for the pool I guess

[@communistskeletonpiss]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING!

[@channel4ripoffcompany404]

Her name is Martha? I assumed her birth name was The Virgin

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

same thing

[@jeltje50]

Would have been funny if her name was Mary

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

It is 🙄

[@sakiyoshida7686]

Nah Jane

[@nachopeligro]

@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole i like your display name... sort of

[@aarishowton8037]

I’m always shook when I remember that drew plays guitar. He looks like he spends his free time every day staring at a wall

[@madelein3167]

that is a perfect description

[@alexandradobrowolska2848]

Golden♡

[@M4rili4]

And juggle

[@brownieboy3189]

Why does this make complete sense?

[@MrGoandrush]

Haha

[@liasike9673]

Drews acting skills has Noah Centineo shaking

[@martalover17]

noah centurion

[@dirtbagiii9390]

Noah Centipede

[@__sunoo]

noel centaur

[@Curtisdoy]

Noël Christmas

[@thelegendpt3]

noah chrysler

[@Groggle7141]

The message of this story: If someone doesn’t want to have sex with you, get mad at them, play the victim, and give them the cold shoulder.

[@Groggle7141]

If the genders were reversed, everyone would be calling Martha a nice guy and an incel

[@bigdawgchai]

she’s a femcel

[@Lucifersfursona]

Femcel Martha used “manipulation” It’s only effective bc a weird asshole wrote the story

[@SlimThief]

​@@Groggle7141I mean we're all making fun of Martha because but I very much understand what you mean

[@maddieb.4282]

@@Groggle7141tbh everyone is making fun of her already without the genders needing to be swapped…. You don’t have to invent an alternate universe to experience it

[@NayanOI]

“Trevor Holt bolted” My mind: Troy Bolton

[@semenandgayuncle]

My boi Troy 👌👌👌

[@lillydowty7455]

I mean this is kind of the plot of high school musical 2 right?

[@karaanne1296]

Usain Bolt!!

[@elenebregvadze7514]

Me too

[@HelloHello-xb6wj]

yanelle tamayo troy bolton holted

[@demetersingleton5788]

Drew Longhorn has such a laid back energy, perfectly contrasting the tensions of the main character, and providing welcome relief. A superb performance, Mr. Gooden.

[@Phoenix-cg3hq]

Demeter Singleton yeah its cool

[@tron.6041]

I’m only referring to drew as “mr Gooden”

[@silvertamagachi]

Honestly, I'm not sure why we hate Drew (Longhorn, obviously. I know why we hate Drew Gooden). He seems like a lot of fun.

[@spooky6703]

@@silvertamagachi He's a playboy type I guess? From what was shown in the previous video, he makes out with girls at parties, and not the same one every time, and is kinda a douche. But Trevor does that too, and is also being a douche, so I dunno.

[@ada.3880]

@@silvertamagachi the plot of this whole thing is so confusing I dont know how to feel about any of the characters except disattached and semi amused at their cliche idiocy

[@jofegan6396]

10:17 “My breath leaves my body in a whoosh” *HYOUUUGH*

[@twi2sle618]

HUYAAAAA

[@sharkboot]

HYOUAHHAG

[@seuljaune.5767]

LMAOOOOOOO

[@overallaverage8546]

HHHGGGGUHHE

[@aurora_skies_]

I can't breathe 😂😂

[@clarechurchwell3251]

“piercing blue eyes” the guy who plays trevor in ep 1 has brown eyes

[@jshk8173]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jshk8173]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jshk8173]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

@@jshk8173 the fudge??🤨

[@jshk8173]

@@theoverratedchannel6225 on ok BB hmm F. Xx mum 0+%7,%,%,222 %, xx yeah xx ul I'll ul I'll zzpyykttk

[@flowerbit4137]

I’m sorry but the whole “soundtrack” to this video is the funniest part lol

[@Spikey100000]

LeslieXvideo well thanks for apologising at least

[@sebbee8240]

@@gambitjl396 what the fucj dude

[@abedisbatman8811]

i mean, youre not wrong

[@sebbee8240]

@Napoleon Bonaparte oh hm it seems like the guy deleted his comment, and why the need to call me a cunt lmao, the og guy was going on a rant about how much the commenter sucked and i was just confused at his rage

[@teethonfire13]

I lost it at the rock music that played when Trevor showed up

[@degm28]

Drew smiling in a fedora isn't real, he can't hurt you. Drew smiling in a fedora: 4:34

[@mollylastname5647]

Ahhh it's so damn scary

[@joeysunrapper4676]

I sheeeked

[@jaxhollywood9804]

Imagine waking up and seeing that face it’s genuinely terrifying

[@aditimishra7498]

I'll do you one better: tap on that timestamp continuously

[@beatricecumberdale7343]

@@aditimishra7498 do u hear him say VEN-DOE?

[@CoryMck]

*Velvet Thong Bathing Suit...* _Are you sure about that?_

[@joellezima3506]

Lmao I'm uncomfortable just picturing that

[@turner15]

Yeah that seems like it’s not going to react well to getting wet . . . I guess it’s just for lounging around?

[@alyssaglass1274]

OMG THE PFP YESSSS

[@blondieYorkie]

Under15 I didn't know PrettyLittleThing had a pop up store

[@thatonepersonwholivesinyou7995]

@@turner15 i mean it's not like they'd get wet at the *wet* party

[@mr.duck1246]

5:19 if this was episode it would be “can I really pull this off? 1) Yeah! You rock that (20💎) 2) Nah

[@p0cket4rt]

more like 200 😭

[@red.gem_]

it would be 2) no. i want to go in my stupid dumbass ugly fucking old clothes like an idiot loser

[@thunderblunder_]

@@red.gem_ omfg yes it would lmaoooooo like they make you feel so bad about it 💀

[@H341HER_D_K3]

more like nah(89💎)

[@goblinbabe6664]

and when you select nah you have to wear a potato sack for the rest of the episode

[@owen-cu6gr]

Did they say he never ran away from sex? Isn't his first scene literally running away from sex?

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

“ never usually runs from sex”

[@jordanweber3381]

Based on the short amount showed, it sounded like he was running from sexual assault.

[@ada.3880]

@@snakewithapen5489 creepy sounds like an understatement

[@rabiakasim1474]

what if the poor guy is asexual and every girl just keeps trynna fuck with him

[@owenb9596]

@owen 16 Owen is a weird name

[@josiahkhani3667]

You gotta warn me before you put on that fedora. I can’t just have my pants fly off like that.

[@cynthiababbage8324]

Josiah Khani yeah ikr, i can only get so hard

[@ameliasapp2049]

holy shit im cackling

[@saturnsringfinger]

@Josiah Khani lmfao thank you for making me snort like that, the lead up was too good

[@ededetudo2879]

And my socks blown off

[@allegraporrino1309]

His eyes getting 80% smaller when he put on the glasses MADE this video

[@juliawburn2352]

800 like

[@allegraporrino1309]

Oh holy cow this is the most likes I've ever gotten

[@vedikapandey8855]

Wtfff 1k likes in less then a day congratulations

[@koiyei]

Around the 8:30 the story says that “Trevor holt doesn’t run away from sex!” But like? Wasn’t the whole reason he met Martha in the first place is because he was running away from a girl that jumped him in the shower? His first action as a character was literally him running away from sex 💀

[@ciphergacha9100]

Friendly reminder you have to pay £15 a month to read books of this quality

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Once someone decides you’re Assigned Slut you’re not allowed to turn down sex from anyone, those are the rules. But it’s okay because it’s the women harassing the man” we have not progressed as a society

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

"It's not just wild. It's untamed." Should we.... Should we tell them those are the same thing?

[@solarprogeny6736]

In their defense, it's an adjective progression, in that the second word will sound more extreme and out there to most people reading. The number of syllables, respectively one and three, also serves to make 'untamed' into the more complex and extreme word when compared to 'wild'.

[@roach9397]

Lum Untamed doesn’t seem any more extreme than wild to me honestly.

[@solarprogeny6736]

@@roach9397 Your experience is not universal. These shows are aimed at dumb people who binge watch TV and who most definitely will fall for these dumb word plays. No disrespect to dumb people of course.

[@daveybentley9059]

Roach It kind of works for me because now I’m comparing it in my head with something that is tamed.

[@asmrtpop2676]

Roach the words do honestly have a subtle difference. doesn’t make it a stupid phrase but i mean

[@chaosbeam4654]

The second Martha started acting like Trevor had to justify not sleeping with her the day they met, I hated her to the very depths of my soul

[@okfatima]

she didn't really though. she was just embarrassed and only got annoyed when he started acting overprotective at the party

[@chaosbeam4654]

Fatima .K the part where they’re picking out bathing suits tries to paint him as a jerk for not wanting to have sex with her. She has a right to be embarrassed, but she met this guy not too long ago, and he has every right to turn her down. Consent is two sided thing after all

[@okfatima]

@@chaosbeam4654 true. that mainly came from her friend though, she seemed more embarrassed than anything

[@ramiyahlee6108]

Chaos Beam I guess she was expecting him to have sex with her because his character is established as someone who “never turns down sex” but he turned her down so she was like why me 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@chaosbeam4654]

Ramiyah Lee He still has the right to say no. And that right needs to be respected

[@IantheDugan]

The strip beer pong doesn’t make sense? They’re wearing bathing suits only. One cup is made and someone is naked.

[@angelaqson1718]

2 peice wins.

[@ryn7782]

That's the point of strip beer pong

[@IantheDugan]

Kamryn Singleton but there’s (average) 10 cups? If they were fully dressed maybe?? 2 cups max you’re fully nude???

[@icelady1833]

I think that’s the point

[@bonesandhearts5683]

Well you have to take all the hats and scarves into account

[@Jasnah.Kholin]

just a reminder that the hat Trevor wears was previously used to represent the bikini deb pulled off the rack so Trevor is canonically wearing a bikini on his head

[@marylickona6322]

I want you to know that this made me choke

[@dogouchu4356]

You know what that makes a lot of sense to me

[@guytorie]

Your acting style for this video is like watching a Gmod animation but a human being version

[@sorou]

this comment articulates something i’ve been trying to say for the past two years. thank you, shoelace kink, for giving this wisdom away so freely

[@ImJustLayZ]

I love gmod

[@Hikaeme-od3zq]

Facial expressions 300%

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Martha is the definition of “I’m not like other girls.”

[@sussy7051]

Vlynn true haha

[@angelaqson1718]

I have snake arms.

[@ineciaw9249]

@@angelaqson1718 how do you wipe your butt

[@tristanchaplin392]

@@ineciaw9249 you dont, you let it crust

[@debasnata]

She's y/n

[@gabypoliti4428]

when he called taco bell all i could think was "... is WENDY working today?" " dude i think theyre closed"

[@madsstokes]

Him letting us know he's abandoning the snake aspect of Deb's character as if we're gonna forgive him.

[@AmieMariah_]

How is no one else deeply disturbed by the idea of a VELVET bikini?!?

[@rubyred3580]

I know I'm hella late but thank you for pointing this out. Not just that but a velvet THONG. Not okay lol

[@Crochetems]

Nah, velvet can be made of different materials including a stretch swimsuit material.

[@rubyred3580]

@@Crochetems Wait velvet can be made of not velvet? I'm not trying to be a smartass I'm genuinely interested

[@kelseyb8377]

Ruby Red yes. They were very much in fashion last summer

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

Eeeee wait I’m awfully confused now I thought velvet was a type of fabric like its own material

[@miamiaw27]

"What happened to the laid-back, fun-loving guy i fuc- i mean- met last weekend?"

[@VidsByGlacier]

Miamiaw27 LOL! I was literally going to write this, but I had to check if someone had written it before me

[@rozempire2843]

Milla E. Flateby So..why didn’t you write the comment? Did someone write it before you?

[@miamiaw27]

@@rozempire2843 not sure if you're joking lol

[@rozempire2843]

Miamiaw27 I was

[@brokeiboy]

Miamiaw27 ik lol

[@ariarovira4674]

I would pay $10 a month for Drew acting out episodes

[@CT-se8vn]

Aria Rovira he should make it a patreon exclusive

[@anikadietr1ch]

i read this as “i would put ten dollars in my mouth for drew to act out episodes”

[@illeterategymbro9552]

I love how he is the creater of youtube and still has the time to be the only youtuber im so proud to be guy

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Good 4 Drew.😀✨

[@xx_yungbeener_xx]

chat, is this real?

[@Sarah-sn8fj]

A velvet...bathing suit.... This story really had me until that point. Who the f wears velvet in a pool?

[@lastlife0726]

I thought I was just out of the loop. That's not a thing, is it?

[@Yawyna124]

There are bathing suits that aren't really bathing suits, actually. Just for show sorts of deals, where it looks like a fancy bathing suit but you don't actually get wet in it.

[@sewerratzz_]

i thought it was like velvet coloured-

[@KecloJaxyn]

@@Sarah-sn8fj .. When people use "velvet" to describe a color they usually mean dark red / burgundy

[@bennie4376]

i feel like i have seen velvet bathing suits though on like fashion nova or maybe shein or something... one of those ultra cheap online fast fashion stores from china. at least velour... that would be so annoying to actually swim in though lmao

[@badgurlparty]

Can we please give it up to him He actually acted 6 characters at the same time👏👏👏

[@sbridge7556]

All these stories are written by people that’ve never interacted with people or been in any real life situations before

[@ValD98]

So fanfic writers?

[@rubyred3580]

@@ValD98 Too bad they didn't say "orbs" instead of eyes.

[@scarlette712]

Ruby Red LMFAOOO YOURE NOT WRONG

[@vickiefenton8349]

Ruby Red yoooo ☠️☠️

[@mayhem217]

If she's lost her virginity then the title would be Trevor and the

[@LillianaLobster]

Trevor and The Virgin't

[@Echo-tl7wh]

@@LillianaLobster The Virgisn't

[@sophiaako7663]

Trevor and the Virgout

[@chronica6457]

Trevor and A Girl

[@nataliewhite632]

Trevor and the non-virgin (?)

[@Chacha-de4qz]

Drew, play episode. That game has a lot of stories weirder than the hooked ones

[@yesyes7896]

but still act them out please 😩

[@sara-zx4wu]

KZbinr DylanISInTrouble does that, he gets really into it. It's hilarious

[@bellaw2150]

YES PLEASE HELP

[@BeccaLynnDearden]

Oh god not episode

[@sheaisbutter]

PLEASE PLAY EPISODE DREW AHAH

[@fandomgodmother4903]

I will pay money for you to do this same thing but with bad Wattpad fanfics

[@bigbootybobbi]

omg or bad episode things LMAO

[@zoeharrell4953]

omg i LIVE for bad wattpad fanfics😭 i would die to hear drew read them out loud

[@aaronlandry3934]

He should do another fanfic of himself and Danny again. It’s been too long since the last time

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Aaron Landry that is the funniest bidoe on the internet and nothing will top it

[@joodii99]

But not really...

[@rainbowunicode8352]

I'm really surprised they didn't go with the cliche of "this guy has tons of one night stands, so he didn't sleep with me and now I think I'm worthless... Except plot twist! He didn't want to sleep with me because I'm the first girl he's ever actually liked and he wants to go slow because we're gonna be bf and gf"

[@mintysherbert4293]

I have a feeling that is what its supposed to be

[@snufflesboi03]

The latter is also an extremely common plot

[@emimew]

That’s what I thought at the beginning, but smh it took a even weirder turn

[@eternal5344]

Logan Huntzberger is that you?

[@animaysons728]

@@eternal5344 lmaoooo

[@farateq]

"he grins wider and pulls out-" **gets ad** _a sweet combination of dark chocolates!_

[@withapicketsign]

Plot twist: Trevor poisons Martha with cyanide because he's in love with Drew.

[@graaaah9080]

at first i thought you meant drew as in danny’s clone

[@hkh8454]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@flam2543]

Lol yes

[@hkh8454]

@@graaaah9080 who's drew?

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3rdeye931]

Conspiracy theory: the Hooked app sponsors Drew and this is just a 21 minute ad.

[@matthewjanzen4837]

I’m ok with that

[@3rdeye931]

Matthew Janzen Stockholm syndrome at its finest

[@user-zl5gi8sv7u]

Seeing they named a character after him I would say that must be accurate

[@_-faye]

I got a hooked ad before it.

[@OliFrench1]

I’m fine with it saves me money.

[@lissanguinan]

Who's ""popular "" at college? It's a bunch of packs of various majors and subgroups of said majors and the colonies of a capella groups scavenging weak alumni for money.

[@duck7781]

Ok boomer

[@plaidypus820]

@@duck7781 I mean she's right. There's not really a social ladder at my college. Just a bunch of social circles, cliques, and coteries. People of the same major, hobbies, extra curricular groups are friends. People don't care about any perceived social ladder because there isn't one.

[@junemacdonnell9369]

Wait I’m confused are quotes supposed be be like ‘’’’ and not like “ that?

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

@@duck7781 I'm in college and have the exact same experience, so that's a little bit of a bizarre reply, but okay then.

[@milkymommy681]

sunny phawithida no

[@frailimbnursery]

drew, please make another one of this again. it can be from wattpad or another visual novel chatting app. i've watched this video several times but it never fails to make me laugh

[@afrina3781]

frr I need drew to make this kind of videos again. it's so entertaining

[@belle6624]

All the horror stories are the same - daughter hears weird thing - calls mom - all intense - "dOn'T gO Up dErE" - oooohoh - daughter goes up dere - ahhhhhh -dies

[@daisy-gp5nj]

Isabella Efkarpenis peppa.....what are you doing in drew’s comment section?

[@evlin97]

Isabella Efkarpenis go eat bacon fatty

[@bruh-bf7tn]

Ikr

[@claire28638]

peeeeeeeeeeepppppaaaa, what are you doing in the comment section😏

[@keiskay]

There was only 1 good horror story in the app and that was annie96 is typing

[@khif13]

All the character changes made me feel like I just watched Drew's off off Broadway show.

[@CT-se8vn]

Khif13 one man off broadway show. :)

[@PalomaDreams17]

Very disappointing to learn that Martha's hot girl friend wasn't just gonna be Trevor in drag

[@caitie226]

Paloma Dreams This would have been beyond amazing

[@Cecil...]

What, a Homestuck

[@lobstersonskateboards3988]

that was EXACTLY what I was thinking, same brain waves

[@HarbingerOfWAH]

Hold up- IS THAT HOMESTUCK I SMELL??

[@tayloranderson7547]

Just gonna be Trevor in drag

[@chrome2297]

4:12 The small detail of drew's armpits being sweaty to really get in character, a man with a passion and a passion for art.

[@dogouchu4356]

Drew is a genius

[@yostinator81]

There’s a rumour going around Trevor holt has the biggest Collection of Minecraft Posters

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Hot

[@blankslate7491]

Sounds like a real chad

[@dewayne8340]

That’s my type of man~

[@sussy7051]

Master NER D hahahahahahahah

[@wistful4684]

hot

[@nate7715]

This must’ve taken forever to edit together. Thank you lol

[@annme_87]

I'm not a big fan of parties to begin with, but calling it the "wet party" makes it even less appealing.

[@annme_87]

Parties=uncomfortable Wet=uncomfortable Wet party=nightmare levels of uncomfortable and anxiety.

[@aswarmofbees5009]

Would the moist party be better for you >:(

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Nah nah nah. "H'whet party"

[@FMPocky]

Exclusive university parties don’t even exist. It’s not like anyone is keeping tabs on anything. Best case scenario is that you can find both your shoes in the pile by the door on your drunken stumble out

[@pepebabushki9376]

@@FMPocky closest thing is Friern gathering sbut... They don't really count as parties.

[@ellierenee9312]

My favorite trope in good girl/bad boy movies is when they the bad boy tries to warn the girl at a party. “It’s too crazy for you” isn’t this “wet party” just a pool party at noon.

[@SnowBlitz7]

Martha literally calls the party "unadulterated chaos" when all she describes is college students hanging out. The "chaos" she mentions is dudes drinking beer and girls lying down, that's it.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Drew longhorn with the fedora is the personifciation of how every neckbeard thinks they look and act like, when they talk to a girl.

[@shaniapoitras7226]

YES😂

[@TheNaitsabes96]

r/neckbeardrpg

[@aliarodriguez319]

“Your wish is my command YEE HAW” and then he rides his horse to the beer cooler

[@VanCan]

The next hooked app story is going to be Drew playing every character.

[@Me-wx1mt]

Drew: not a voiceactor Also Drew: hats! **the insane amount of hats fills you with determination ✨**

[@deirdreleamy4678]

Undertale reference?

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

The power of hats shines within you.

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Undertake reference!

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Omg how did I spell that wrong it's literally part of my name

[@Me-wx1mt]

@@saltygooseundertale7412 lmao

[@arischlanger5293]

The fact that he mouthed “Will Smith”at 19:20 and dubbed over it has me dying

[@zacharygratschmayr1100]

When he say it

[@wyntersucks]

when

[@rehksthemess9800]

19:20 for anyone wondering

[@gustavszviedritis6221]

Thanks I repeated the clip like twenty times because i didn't know what he was saying

[@teasukistrawbby2733]

I love how when the boy denies her sex it's instantly this huge problem but if the roles were reversed he'd seem creepy.

[@elsie8757]

Yup. "You've had sex with (lots of) other people in the past so therefore you are obligated to have sex with me" is a super icky take, and the fact that it's a girl saying it to a guy does NOT make it better.

[@CJ-iz3mp]

I really hate how that nastiness is combined with slutshaming and notlikeothergirls behavior from that same character. how is she simultaneously mad that Trevor turned her down and judging him for having a lot of sex? she's judging everyone at this party like wait are you trying to have sex or not?

[@jlupus8804]

Emma "I'm not like other girls." "I know. I didn't turn down other girls."

[@CJ-iz3mp]

@@jlupus8804 ok best one

[@wizzem7890]

@soba the story. It's like that time on a talk show a guy said that his girlfriend locked him in his flat and he had to jump out a window that i think was on the second floor and he injured his leg. The audience laughed, and the host said that if it were a woman that had to jump out a second story window because of her boyfriend they would not be laughing. Double standards exist for women everyone (decent) knows that. Just know that double standards exist for men too. Especially for rape.

[@AceofSlayge]

i swear every time i look at drew’s new wall light, i always see “hey gay”

[@inkystix5327]

Paige Olberding I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW IT HHHHHHH

[@therobin5825]

its a sign 🤔

[@pattykrabbies]

Goddamnit I need that sort of my light in my room

[@therobin5825]

@dana stef nahh I mean the fact that that specific person reads it as hey gay not everyone

[@AlienZizi]

we see what we want to see

[@KatienMac]

The fact that he has a fedora but not a cowboy hat just seems very on brand for Drew

[@elliethecryptidunicorn6144]

Velvet is not a fabric I would ever want to wear wet? Just why? Also love how Deb went from a snake to Southern to British to Austrailian. I was crying. 😂

[@BarelyNoticeable]

I kinda forgot Hooked _existed_ and after a quick glance at the title and thumbnail *I thought for sure Drew was redownloading a gay dating app.*

[@alittleninjathatstealsyour9401]

Dude same

[@yaboiaxe4771]

Same ×2

[@sushyy2886]

@@yaboiaxe4771 same^3

[@martina9493]

Fr same

[@sorrymood3255]

BRO- SAME

[@rae2672]

"Only the most popular students on campus" If you're a wee bab reading this: popularity doesn't exist in college. It's not a thing

[@Romandy13]

True dat.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Thank you

[@howdypardner6278]

It doesn't really in smaller schools either

[@jennaavw]

or in high school. at least not at mine 🤷🏻‍♀️ i always thought the whole jocks and cheerleaders thing was just a movie trope. in fact, the nice, smart kids involved in clubs were the most well liked students in my school.

[@AlexRasengan1337]

@@jennaavw lol nah that part aint true

[@Bobertrun19]

Drew got me way too invested in this story 💀💀

[@malthehansen7915]

"I'm what Trevor?" "Say it..." *A Vampire.*

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

Malthe Hansen “I’m what Trevor?” “Say it...” I AM THE SENATE

[@g1lol]

i could hear edward and bella

[@timothyfloogle]

Im what trevor? An ice cream cake

[@nexuswolf780]

IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA

[@brithneyroc5303]

I am inevitable...

[@rainofstars00]

You won't make another video on Hooked, huh? We'll see about that.... You better have a real cowboy hat in the next one

[@Rebberfoon]

So excited to watch part 3!!!!

[@OliviaPeng-nx3yn]

I never fully acknowledge that you're a real human until you stood up

[@MOaxol]

六神花露水 time to see him _IN_ person 🤩 go see drew on tour, he might be coming to city near you !

[@captainclipy6236]

balahaja erk nice try drew

[@MOaxol]

CaptainClipy I assure you , i am not drew ☺️ ! but you should go see him on tour with danny gonzalez and kurtis conner!

[@bloodofmars]

@@MOaxol hmmmm you sure your not Drew?

[@AssemblyWizard]

18:19 in the text he skipped, when they're both in the pool: Martha: "I'm ready" "I look down in the water, raising my eyebrows" Martha: "And I can tell that you're ready too" fml

[@WillJeSuis_]

Lol I’m gonna say it ... Trevor is not the villain of this story...

[@CJ-iz3mp]

yeah, none of the guys are...

[@jlupus8804]

Was he supposed to be? I thought they were setting up an arc where she got to understand his intentions better, and also understand her own shortcomings, but that never came...

[@ao-td2ud]

I mean, he acts like a total overprotective asshole towards her the whole time? Not every story has a villain, everyone in this story has faults and makes bad decisions

[@sageywagey1158]

@Swag Monke I mean that’s what the comment says so yeah

[@Artemis3456]

@Swag Monke did you watch the actual video

[@05bastille]

Conclusion: every story is a good story if Drew reads it out loud

[@mackenzie2k20]

Nah this story is bad like he could not even save it

[@dollykumo2959]

@@mackenzie2k20 Jesuss , it's a complement to drew , let him be !

[@sooomoza]

Drew please listen 1. Wear a scarf 2. Shave your head You are now Gru from the movie Despicable Me... Grew

[@bumibomber]

Grew Lomghorn

[@jeyyran]

why the FUCK is this so funny

[@choco_jack7016]

he needs to point his nose

[@alexabrock21]

This needs more likes

[@lucikizz]

someone please edit this-

[@zaynab-to-a]

Honestly Drew might be the best character. His arms might be a bit slithery, but he just wants to have a good time and doesn't care who has beef with who at beer pong.

[@Lucifersfursona]

One of the most telling things about the politics of this story is how it demonizes the himbo He is just vibing wtf

[@zeliumite]

"And then, she smiles wickedly" Drew: *cackles like a witch* Me: wait............... what?

[@jonathanshaw3250]

I like to imagine Tilla” is short for Attila The Hun.

[@smartiesinmyears5640]

EHAHDHFGSAHSGHSA

[@cryingthrowingup4256]

tilla is short for vanilla flavoured titty

[@nickirkland1347]

Tortilla, of course

[@abbywolffe4114]

@@cryingthrowingup4256 Va-tilla Ice

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wingedbunny6211]

Me : watches this Also me : goes to Danny's channel to see if he posted a video like this

[@putridmoldyman306]

You: attempts to use the "me/also me" format Also you: doesnt understand how to actually use it

[@rem672]

Christopher Raymondo Gunford LMAO good one

[@almaericson34]

Wait isn’t this Danny??

[@wingedbunny6211]

Christopher Raymondo Gunford Yeah I realized like 10 minutes after I posted it that that's not how it works. Oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@alexiskristoffersen5995]

Can I just say what a dick move it was for Martha to drag her "best friend" Deb to this wild, crazy, pool party, and then ditch her there to try and bang this random dude shes hated all week, cause thats what it seems like to me.

[@tessa4127]

the acting quality here is amazing, hooked should hire drew for their ads

[@Bonbon-mk7ox]

Drew should get his own tv show!!

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

What the fuck get a gig better than hooked

[@Grandmas_Favorite]

Love how Martha goes from Southern to British to Australian in a matter of 2 chapters...

[@drtyvrmn]

You forgot snake

[@livid7447]

Hooked is the 'text message' form of wattpad

[@saintshrooms9424]

Yep

[@emma-by9ip]

but worse

[@sylviaortiz914]

No at least some Wattpad books is kinda good I suppose.

[@augustesagatyte6108]

Just wattpad is free

[@bigclitenergy]

Wattpad has stories of people who try not this stuff

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

15:55 Aren't they at a pool party? With like...swimsuits? They each have to get 2 shots right. What a cHaLlEnGe.