Learning the Most Pointless Life Lessons from Dhar Mann

[@brookfalkins5127]

drew, you’ve done it again. you’ve disappointed me.

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

(Danny instantly regrets it)

boi, that was a fast pin

[@Blues.003]

not again!!

[@creamcheesefilling9280]

😔

[@314-s1u]

Agreed

[@juanmuhirwe1672]

Dhar Mann is actually named "Allison Dhar Mann". In middle school they laughed at him, yelling "ALLITERATION ALLISON" in unison. He would run away hoping they instantly regret it, but the answer would shock him.

[@bibsp3556]

Now they call him Dumbass Dhar Mann, but things are different now, see

[@tregiangreco9225]

This is the best comment ever

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@bibsp3556 I thought they called him Dhar Mann the Douchebag?

[@bcamps99]

💀💀💀

[@Brandon-ug8ud]

This comment and the reply section is gold

[@nategwright]

“But you’re Dhar Mann, everyone loves you!” - Dhar Mann writing his own script

[@RSG_TheMonster]

Not for long…

[@placeholder5877]

or "Yes, I love Dhar Man!"

[@clarasland9739]

Well, he probably just did it for the video

[@Beyond_Beyblade]

Nice profile picture love Urbosa

[@hanniballecter5383]

prince charming looking at his own reflection:

[@b4tmandy]

The kids chanting "Stuttering Steven" over and over sounded like they were trying to summon a sort of Bloody Mary type creature or something lmao

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

Might as well have drawn a demonic circle on their screen lol

[@lindy1846]

well he’s obviously moaning myrtle’s twin brother, stuttering steven. he hangs out in the girls bathroom

[@johnlennonade4712]

They are in a cult

[@MissDraiha]

Have you seen the Sixth Sense?

[@ochvpo3716]

@@lindy1846 LMAOOO

[@grammarnazi2979]

Update: the actors are on strike for being underpaid as the company grows

[@tiktok-mc2nq]

So ironic

[@luisshorts.]

What happend will SHOCK YOU

[@kindal5671]

man underpays workers, instantly regrets it

[@luisshorts.]

@@kindal5671 it will SHOCK YOU

[@rogue7723]

Yeah and Dhar Mann _certainly isn’t_ strapped for cash.

[@julknowl]

That math teacher really wasted his time making a fake website to catch kids cheating instead of reaching out to students personally. Petty af.

[@leentabanaj1883]

😂😂😂 LOL this comment made my day, thank you

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

I was thinking about that too! Why would he go through all the trouble of making a fake website to catch cheaters instead of like... I dunno doing his job and reaching out to the kids who seem to have issues with the subject? Also, it's a MATH test. How would he even know that he cheated on the test if the answers are literally always the same for everyone (provided you do the problems correctly, obviously). It would make way more sense if it was an English class, where you had to write an essay, that way plagiarism and cheating would be waaaaay more obvious

[@michaeltoastman]

@@AlbinoTuxedo I was thinking that either the cheating website had different answers so he could tell if someone cheated, or I figured the teacher was insane and somehow had the knowledge of how and lack of decency to set up a way for him to see the IP addresses of specific students who visit the site JUST so he could fail them, which considering that kid is like, 10, is probably illegal lmao

[@chandlertucker7843]

@@AlbinoTuxedo lmao

[@Emu19]

@@AlbinoTuxedo I'm pretty sure the answers are different on the website but correspond to the same questions. I had a teacher who set up a fake answers webpage just as a joke and didn't actually fail anyone. I think he was just curious who would actually go through that trouble to cheat instead of study the textbook. He had this test that was legit copy and pasted year after year(a pretty common thing at my school actually) so he never had to change the website, it was just the same exact questions, with incorrect answers. Assuming Dhar Mann videos run off SOME sort of logic it was probably that. But I wouldn't put it past a Dhar Mann character to set up an IP address reader-thing to go after his 10 year old students like Micheal Toastman suggested 😂 That is a great username.

[@thekaticorn99]

me: *has a disability but it starts with a different letter than my first name* dhar mann bully: *sweats nervously*

[@yoshisarethebomb]

Same LOL XD

[@Tuberex]

@@yoshisarethebomb I think almost every one who has a disability doesn't have his name start on the same letter

[@emilia4516]

Lmao

[@aperson6463]

Dhar Mann: SOUND THE ALARMS, WE GOT AN ODDBALL

[@Jayshreeusedtomakevidoes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲

[@HyLion]

I love how the teacher came to his student's house to explain it while they were having online classes. Like, screw the lockdown, I gotta expose this kid IN PERSON.

[@whytho8856]

lmaooo true i didn't even notice that😭

[@sheenamanju8554]

Corona can wait , the teacher HAS to expose the kid.

[@udhavvarma7097]

I know, extremely stupid. Having online tests to prevent physical contact and then PERSONALLY handing over the results. 🤯

[@lucian5397]

Cancel culture and it’s consequences

[@alitwosheds]

i came to find this comment.. like and he printed out the test and graded it by hand as well lol

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

You can tell how privileged Dhar Mann really is when his only definitions of "poor" are either: having an old tablet😢 or literally being homeless.

[@shadowwolf3098]

by that logic im poor because i own a 1984 commodore 64 and im 19 *sobs in being poor because my family was able to afford hardware not everyone has, or even wants* sobs in having a phone worth $600 we traded our last phone in for, instead of the latest phone that costs 1200. You dont need top of the line. Save money, save time, or you WILL become poor. he couldve flipped that video to be about people who overspend lacking money In fact im even lucky having a $600 phone, the one i had before was only worth $75 and id happily still be using it if the battery and screen werent going out, but that last phone got a good ~8 years of use, and i expect the one i have getting more use, having about 3 years already

[@miggle2784]

@@shadowwolf3098why did you write so many words about yourself on something that had nothing to do with you

[@benszone1879]

Exactly!

[@greentaigo2552]

And then he says there are no shortcuts to success like he didnt grow up well off lmao

[@petermmm42]

​@@shadowwolf3098fellow old computer guy?!?!

[@ThatPazuzu]

The problem with our man is all his video's have the message: "don't be mean because later you might regret it." That's an awful message, imo. You shouldn't be cruel to people because it's morally wrong, not because you're afraid they might be a secret millionaire.

[@gamingworld9184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6vQfZZsgb1sr5o

[@larissatom6910]

Agreed, they often boil down to $$$

[@pugduck1917]

I totally agree, it fosters a surface level cautionary attitude, caring for someone else just because you have skin in the game. This kind of stuff hurts the development of empathy because instead of teaching people to be kind for the sake of being kind, you have people learning to masquerade as nice just because they don't want to get in trouble.

[@kewuofthedownside]

Fr

[@dparag14]

This is from a website - "his video production company founded in 2018, creates positive content for social media often inspired by Mann's personal experiences of success and failure in business and using actors to portray real-life situations and life lessons.07-Apr-2021" What absolute shit.

[@sabxzilla]

I love that the kids are going to online school, assumably for safety, but the teacher comes to the house maskless to share a physical copy of their test

[@bibsp3556]

that presumably they did digitally

[@elliflame13]

The teacher knew that boy cheated so he had to take the time to print out the tests, find where he lived, and then own him in front of his mom haha

[@sabxzilla]

@@elliflame13 right like dang my man is really committed to the academic integrity of 4th grade 😭

[@elliflame13]

@@sabxzilla haha he wanted to get back at him for never paying attention in class 😂

[@annatighe8629]

My mom’s boomer colleague literally did this. She taught math and was an anti-masker and when a test came up the first time she panicked and didn’t understand literally even how to attach the test to an email let alone digitize the Q&A. So she drove the tests around to each kid and made their parents come out and listen to her explain how to proctor the tests while she was maskless. (Edit: this is a small, religious school that chose to stay open unless known cases presented, and this was during one of the 2 week quarantines following an outbreak.)

[@chasestudio2736]

The kids have better acting skills than the adults lmao.

[@deadcorpse69]

no, their acting skills is still cringey

[@EkardRimidalv]

It's better than the adults...but TBH it's still bad...

[@Oscar-hs6nl]

I wouldn't say it's bad. I wouldn't say it's great either. It's alright to me lol

[@hailmuse]

@@deadcorpse69 but kids have a better excuse to not act well. Adults have had years 💀

[@deadcorpse69]

@@hailmuse what's their excuse?what would it be?

[@_deeds_]

"Vote for Steven to end bullying." Soooooo... if Steven doesn't win, bullying is _allowed_ at the school?

[@bag.n]

I could read this in Drew's voice

[@vilmavenla]

How do you do your text like that with the allowed part?

[@emilyb.8219]

@@vilmavenla You put underscores _ on either side of what you want italicized, _ like this _ but without the spaces. To bold words, you put asterisks * on either side

[@vilmavenla]

@@emilyb.8219 Ok thanks

[@bezllama3325]

@@emilyb.8219 How did I never know this after being on KZbin for a decade lol I knew the asterisks one not the italics one

[@matthewstueber2783]

As a retired middle school class president, no, we don’t do anything.

[@jakemoz_]

thank you for your service

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

lol is that a real thing

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@graygh0st_257]

as a current middle school class president, no, we don't do anything

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Only if you're a Bad one that has nothing to do or change... Literally Reformed my Entire school when I was one.... From School lunches, Uniform and Rule Changes, How to treat disruptive students and Rules for leaving School grounds, ect... I had so much Power...

[@nabihanasar3577]

"Man kills himself, lives to regret his decision"

[@theomacer3094]

Dhar Mann goes back in time, writes script for It's A Wonderful Life

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@theomacer3094 Dhar Mann sued for plagiarizing It’s A Wonderful Life, entire courthouse instantly regrets it

[@Yannisaudre99]

I laughed out loud 😂

[@tgcjackred7716]

Is he really going to LIVE to regret his decision

[@nabihanasar3577]

@@tgcjackred7716 well that was the point lol I was mocking the "lives to regret his decision" bit lmao

[@rjai5003]

Person A: *is a terrible person* Person B: “You should stop being a terrible person” Person A: *keeps being terrible but then gets some sort of comeuppance (possibly including a voiceover from Dhar Man himself) and gets told a speech about the moral including the words “so you see…”* Person A: “Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson” *immediately stops being a terrible person* Dhar Man: *explains the moral again* That’s it. That’s every video

[@hippieduck]

_you don't need any psychologist giving you the tools to manage your unpleasant emotions or lack of control that you project onto others to feel better about yourself. you just need a new perspective; you're bad. stop it. be good._

[@Mama_Bear524]

Exactly. Which is why I got sick of watching his channel

[@christopherwilliams7845]

Don’t forget how all the nerd characters become millionaires in a year and have hot girlfriends and expensive cars

[@Oujouj426]

@@christopherwilliams7845 Because that is how to be happy in life, apparently, no other way. Maaaaybe the girl can be exchanged for a hot dude if Dhar Mann is feeling like patronising gay people that day.

[@-venomblustudios-7069]

@@hippieduck So basically : STOP THAT

[@judyheller8814]

One problem with Dahr Mann is that he grew up wealthy and these videos are told from his point of view. That is why so many characters are rewarded financially for not being an AH to people. In everyone else's world that does not happen. Dhar Mann should hire writers to make these videos better instead of writing himself. These videos are made for children, but they are not good for children to watch. Children view the world in a black and white manner and adults should encourage them to think differently. Dhar Mann encourages kids to continue thinking in black and white good and evil type of way.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"Dhar Mann should hire writers" Yeah, but will he pay them?

[@audreymeaplayz7201]

​@@SuperCosmicMutantSquidfr i mean he cant even pay his actors

[@baintreachas]

I grew up wealthy and was not rewarded financially for not being an AH to people, either. More for… being born

[@effbar2400]

​@@baintreachasyour poor baby.

[@baintreachas]

@@effbar2400 ?

[@joegoodart6241]

I don’t think we talked enough about how that teacher made a fake website specifically to morally test kids and lure them into cheating.

[@opalishmoth8591]

Or the fact he showed up to the house with PRINTED OUT tests when they took the test online. Also given the zoom class, this takes place during social distancing. So the fact the teacher shows up at the house during PANDEMIC makes no sense. Well the fact a teacher showed up to a students home is inherently weird and kinda creepy

[@funnylittlecreature]

Seriously. Why is this teacher setting up his students to fail? What a shitty person.

[@morbidsearch]

There are worse reasons to create a website to lure children

[@SAP20092]

hes an ex CIA operative

[@MrsKaren-vf2vo]

Lure them into cheating? The kid lured himself by searching it up 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Thatcoolpersonjoel]

Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that little Michael took the time to find a fake website rather than just googling the answers and getting a definite correct response. Such a genius!

[@ourkhaby9500]

yeah google always has the answers to something unless if you're taking a hard test

[@zahrinalutfia8699]

*brainly website enter the chat

[@drankmanpls]

must’ve took hours as well because of how specific that website was

[@paigelovette8156]

LMAO.

[@tejasmurali9986]

Or using calculator

[@TheVolgun]

New video title suggestion - "Drew Gooden watched a Dhar Mann video, What happens next will INSTANTLY shock you."

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@Schweppesale]

Hello person

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

@@Schweppesale hey guy

[@AsherLogan129]

“AND regret it.”

[@nataleigh8377]

*INSTANTLY*

[@alexgustavson4262]

"There are no short cuts to success" says Dhar Mann, a person who was born into a wealthy family and when that money wasn't enough stole $44000 from Oakland, California in 2012 and was only sentenced to 5 years probation. (He also did more, breaking campaign finance law)

[@Rejiiiiii]

he WHAT ??? Is this true or am I tripping??

[@toaster_boi]

@@Rejiiiiii ya prolly already googled it at this point but yeah homie lmao this is all true.

[@ibrahimmohsinali8590]

Dhar mann needs to be dhar manned

[@oryxarisu]

WHAT?!!

[@thegenevaconvention5623]

Don't forget that he sells pot

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I disagree there are shortcuts to success like: -Having rich parents -Wealthy parents -Parents with significant monetary means and my favority -Parents that can aford spending a lot of money on you.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

@@aisyahazam5949 what dimension are you from lol

[@DaltonHBrown]

my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

[@CainSuzuko]

The joke here is that all 4 of the shortcuts to success are "rich parents"

[@dejjal8683]

Also parents that attended Ivy League schools, parents who own a company or a significant share of stocks of said company.

[@gaminevilmushroom7571]

Life hack Buy a gun and use that gun to rob someone

[@avavore751]

dhar man radiates "your not depressed just talk to me" parent vibes

[@avavore751]

@TommyInnit 🅥 you okay?

[@mvlligrvbs]

@TommyInnit 🅥 >:(why u no rickroll me?

[@avavore751]

@Josh the Joshey Boii u okay?

[@avavore751]

@@johnxina1838 hahah frl

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I mean, he already radiates "money can't buy you happiness all while buying another brand new car" type of vibe

[@StarkMaximum]

I'm glad Noah was in a wheelchair during a flashback with no dialogue, because the bullies would've had a hard time finding a rude name about being unable to walk to call him that began with N.

[@Pugkin5405]

No Stroll Noah

[@yuki97kira]

The bullies cant insult him. The rule of the bullies is to only insult in alliterations. Thats why they just clap

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Oh no💀

[@bezllama3325]

​@@Pugkin5405that's creative

[@hobobohemian]

No walking Noah

[@DustyHoney]

Mean nicknames in school are never as cutesy as “Stuttering Steven”.

[@viomarks]

it's almost always going to be a slur of some kind.

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Duncan Kaster was called Duncan Doughnut

[@fortnite7038]

My sister was called slutta, her name was Stella. She had a hicky or something so she was called that like all through 10-11 grade

[@DogsAreWar]

Yeah, generally I was “You fat fuck”

[@melancholymyth]

it would be more like “st-st-st-steven”

[@peterwilliams8524]

That teacher literally leaked his final exam to the internet. And he tricked his students into cheating. I don't think you're allowed to do that. Edit: Apparently a lot of people don't agree with my point here. I feel like a teacher's job is to teach their students, not to try and weed out the morally impure. This guy completely misses the point of being a teacher.

[@bruhford3954]

Tbh it sounds fucking illegal, is like a man became a police after being a robber So he can just trick the cops to not arrested him

[@Nameless82284]

@@bruhford3954 Right, and how would he know if they did cheated, what if it was just a coincidence they just happened to pick those exact answers. *Teacher sweating nervously*

[@bruhford3954]

@@Nameless82284 in dhar man world, Teachers has ability to predicted everything and seemingly make shitty excuses

[@chrisbyerly]

That shit’s entrapment

[@chrisbyerly]

That shit’s entrapment

[@Alex-ve1og]

"There are no shortcuts to success" It's called being born rich, Dhar Mann, just like you were with your parents who own a large taxi company.

[@anotheronechompsthedust9618]

@@nocontextgonzalo its a bot, i think. Just report for spam everytime you see it in the comments.

[@Sugarman96]

Yeah, that's pretty funny coming from a guy who got handed the ultimate shortcut.

[@tochie-ugorji2021]

@@Sugarman96 How can you say that when Dhar Mann didn't choose who to be born to?

[@lilacgrace6025]

@@tochie-ugorji2021 Of course he didn’t choose to be born to a rich family, but him preaching about taking no shortcuts when he’s never needed to just makes him sound ignorant of others’ lives

[@awb7776]

also at one point he was a weed dealer and got arrested for fraud

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

My biggest issue with "instantly regrets it" is that they NEVER instantly regret it. It takes days, sometimes years for the antagonist to regret anything!

[@zainabthedragon6528]

finally someone said it it's madly annoying something actually instant would be putting a noodle cake in boiling water not mocking someone in kindergarden then struggling after college to see your victim cruising by in a rolls royce

[@heatsyncope2859]

Dharmann is actually millions of years old, so a couple of decades to him pass by like seconds.

[@Jking0005]

Sometimes they never regret it. Kids need to learn how to deal with an unjust outcome and keep living their lives. When there's nothing left that can be done, you have to find a way to move on and be a better person. It's a filthy world, and this happens a lot.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

@@Jking0005 I agree, but you're not going to get that from Dhar Mann. That's an expectation he simply cannot meet.

[@wizgi7201]

The worst part about dhar mann videos is no one has basic empathy, only sympathy

[@saddo7694]

That is a cursed picture of polnareff. What is going on with his tongue 💀

[@idontneedaname318]

I think you mean no one has sympathy, not empathy

[@jordanetherington1922]

Also the only reason to care about people is that you might get in trouble or they might be able to hold power over you

[@notusingmyrealnameanymorex5533]

@@EmilyKinnynope, it’s the other way around, the original comment was wrong and the one that you replied to was right. with all due respect, google is free…loud and wrong😬

[@Catamongods]

@@EmilyKinny ​How can you and so many people have it the complete opposite...? Sympathy is commonly considered more superficial, akin to pity, so it's often gatekept like "you don't know what I'm going through!". As such sympathy has a more negative connotation than empathy, even though having sympathy is the sign of caring for others more comprehensively, of being more caring than having empathy alone (or having neither).

[@commandrogyne]

'wheelchair wendy' is such a funny insult to call a disabled person like. Yeah? Its the same as calling a redhead red haired rhonda or something. When kids wanted to make fun of me for being disabled they usually go for slurs, not alliterative descriptors of my physical appearance

[@spangebred328]

Dharr mann is from the troom troom universe

[@OyVeey]

it sounds like a nickname Trump would come up with lmao

[@emerz3530]

LMAO absolutely. Like, bitches ain't out her calling me Autism Alyssa they just call me the r slur and move on.

[@cleo5090]

woulda been funnier to call her walking wendy anyways

[@Emu19]

Imagine calling someone Ear Elisa, or Finger Nail Frankie. Belly Button Billy 😂😂

[@Cbbartelt]

Cut to 2023 and Dhar Mann fires people for being Disabled, pays extremely low wages, only hires 1099 workers in order to avoid some labor laws and won’t meet with his actors to negotiate rates.

[@1mBilly]

"a gamer and a liar? Now his perfect for faze clan" Jeez Drew, take it easy. lmao

[@patrickbateman3799]

danny*

[@salis-salis]

2nd funniest thing Drew ever said ;) edit: no edit

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

*liar

[@1mBilly]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 sorry, my bad.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@1mBilly nah, no need to apologize. In fact, I'm probably the jerk here... going around correcting people's spelling. It's a habit I can't seem to break 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@domeatown]

I'm glad my classmates and teachers were better at nicknames. They called me Bojangles, because I was a sad clown. Very clever. And actually now that I'm grown, I'm kinda proud of it and wish more people used it

[@bezllama3325]

Does that even count as bullying?

[@domeatown]

@@bezllama3325 lol I don't even know. I suppose it wasn't as malicious and I also identified with the sentiment. So, maybe not?

[@domeatown]

@@bezllama3325 at any rate, if someone's gonna do a nickname, at least do one that sort of slaps lmao

[@internetshaquille]

Ha ha everybody point and laugh at Left-Hand-Two Can’t-Cook Drew

[@sawlty-suite5131]

Ah daddy Shaq.

[@BigJawn69]

Hi Shaq

[@TheLizard199]

Ah yes other favorite creator

[@sudzyfrog]

I’ve read this like 10 times and I don’t understand it

[@bigdipper8572]

Hahaha

[@ef4253]

Stuttering Steven, Noah the Nerd, Goodwill Gordon, Wheelchair Wendy, Homeless Heather, Jordan the Janitor … damn.. Mr Man really digs alliteration

[@KRmedfndllcARCwof81213]

He forgot Dr. Seuss ABC book that has alliteration...

[@KRmedfndllcARCwof81213]

They could have made the titles more positive...

[@mauviewauvie]

lucy the loser

[@mauviewauvie]

fred the freak

[@mauviewauvie]

carl the creep

[@Notllamalord]

The funny part is those kids probably aren’t much older than Minecraft

[@trikalabris]

Ikr, like they were in diapers when Minecraft was in its prime around 2011-2012.

[@justbecause7402]

They look like 15-16 so they are around the same age as the Xbox 360

[@cadesmandela1935]

What’s also funny is that when the first kid said “He took my kill,” he was playing minecraft but I guess he could have been talking about mobs

[@cadesmandela1935]

What’s also funny is that when the first kid said “He took my kill,” he was playing minecraft but I guess he could have been talking about mobs

[@why5137]

They look literally 16

[@alexakemp9283]

I want to know why Dhar Mann thought using a wheelchair girl as a target for bullying, like who has ever bullied someone for not being able to walk. Literally, if you were in a wheelchair in middle school you were the center of attention for the entirety of your injury because every kid wanted to push you around in it.

[@akshaykarthick7822]

Yeah, everybody just wants to have fun in school ... I have never experienced any kinda bullying in school like at point blank range shown in his video ... If you are going to do something, why not do it correctly ?

[@alexakemp9283]

@@akshaykarthick7822 I actually was bullied as a kid in elementary school. Its also totally different as a girl to get bullied because they were my friends until they started to tell me that I didn't eat enough or how my clothes weren't cool and just small things that over time hurt me more

[@akshaykarthick7822]

@@alexakemp9283 i am sorry to hear this ... But this is what I am talking about ! No one bullies at point blank range, like shouting "nerd" ; atleast not in India afaik . Everything in his videos are fake scenarios and usually end up with "font do something because he might either be rich or you might need his help later"

[@alexakemp9283]

@@akshaykarthick7822 its all good they weren't ever my friends for long and it makes you tougher. Gives you a better perspective on life sometimes too

[@dogwater6094]

I have Cerebral palsy and I'm left out of stuff that most people do

[@Jimmlad]

3:30 I like how the questions didn't even require that much studying beforehand, other than the knowledge of adding, subtracting, dividing and multiplying numbers. If he just used a calculator to cheat, Michael would've been fine.

[@souptikchakraborty2004]

He is a 8 year old who studied Algebra and Geometry with his 6 year old brother in the SAME class They only have ONE subject: Maths They only have ONE school They only have ONE Mr. Wilson in the entire internet They only have ONE GOD, ONE KING and ONE BODY: Dhar Mann And u expecting logic ? Bruhh

[@Pugkin5405]

​@@souptikchakraborty2004 They weren't. Kinda why it was pointed out

[@RaginRatCage]

Drew literally seems like “that kid who only eats garlic bread”

[@empac8631]

So Scott Pilgrim?

[@internettraveler8666]

@@empac8631 bread makes you fat?

[@nosyncc]

Hahahahahahaha fuck

[@alexismichelle6330]

Or the kid who always mixes Mayo and ketchup in huge disgusting globs

[@alexismichelle6330]

@@internettraveler8666 BrEaD mAkES yOuU fAT? 😂

[@KrazyKirby15]

Dhar Mann is the epitomy of "and everyone clapped"

[@maddisonjohnson4308]

Wow. You put it to words.

[@streetwatcher_]

yes but dear god these are hilariously bad

[@mollykircher3104]

YES

[@genericusername4996]

omg someone on trash taste said that

[@sarahmayo2421]

I feel like no one ever talks about the fact that Dhar Mann was accused of ponzi-like sketchy business practices back when he was a "ganjapreneur" and then he was convicted of committing fraud against the city of Oakland and essentially stealing like $44,000.

[@Ozone946]

GREEDY man commits TAX FRAUD and immediately REGRETS it

[@UmPlsEwNo]

@@Ozone946 -immediately- **INSTANTLY** REGRETS IT.

[@kartikadewi3270]

@@UmPlsEwNo you will not regret any mistake easily.

[@kartikadewi3270]

@@Ozone946 you won't regret what mistake you did from your family as fast as a run.

[@UmPlsEwNo]

@@kartikadewi3270 Did the joke seriously go over your head or what

[@heckrum]

i find it so funny how the kids' middle school math final is just 3 questions, being a simple addition problem, a division word problem, and just straight up counting

[@harrisonho8934]

I feel like Dhar Mann is seeing himself as the new generation's Mr. Rogers or some wise being that solves problems or something. But whereas Mr. Rogers occasionally uses simple skits using puppets to demonstrate a scenario that involves a serious matter that kids have trouble understanding or is important for them to understand, Dhar Mann opts to come up with over-the-top scenarios that would likely NEVER happen, with over-the-top acting, and a lot of the time, flawed messages. Not to mention, he tries to insert himself in a lot of videos making himself seem like an almighty wise being, while Mr. Rogers genuinely valued his audience and took each moral he was trying to teach seriously, rather than advertise himself to make his show more popular.

[@Nameless82284]

Here's the thing, it turns out Dhar Mann had a tough life, and he was a fraud. Then he realized something "being mean isn't a good thing" and that's the proposed of these videos. Dhar Mann believes he just discovered something amazing. That's why he believes he's changing lives or why he sees himself as the best. When he's just teaching basic life lessons every little kid already knows. PBS KIDS does that with their cartoons, and you don't see the whole world treat it as if it were the greatest thing in existence, unlike Dhar Mann. Does he think he's changing lives with these basic life lessons? Then he's wrong none of this is necessary. Be Nice and Honest, yeah every PBS cartoon show already tells you that when you were 6 because your parents couldn't afford cable.

[@Site19Series]

At least mr rogers wasn’t self inserting himself into every episode or make him self a god or s tier celeberty.

[@mecrumbly429___4]

Thing is. It’s worse than redundant life lessons. These videos are just mindless exercises in self-righteous egojerking. “Oh hey, look what that guy did! HAHAHA!”. This kind of stuff rakes in tons of views from people who thing they’re better than everyone else, and they now also get to say they’re “learning important life lessons”, too, which is just bullshit. Kind of like those askreddit TTS videos about stupid people, but much, much worse.

[@Site19Series]

@@mecrumbly429___4 I’m pretty sure that if there isn’t a scene where dhar Mann merch is in the frame, a editor dies

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

Mr. Rogers just wanted to improve society while “being our neighbor”, and he tried his hardest to relate to everyone in his audience, child and adult alike. He was also an extremely humble man, and he was so kind, that the amount of times he got angry can be counted on one hand. Once when he got a parking ticket (but he talked about it with his audience to help cool off), The whole Burger King merchandising incident, and (my personal favorite) when, get this, the KKK impersonated his voice over the phone to spread their beliefs. To this day, we admire how he was one of the best human beings to ever step foot on this planet, if not the universe, as someone who just wanted to make the world he lived in a better place. DM? A guy who constantly spews crappy content, and uses the fact that he’s trying to preach good messages as a way to shame anyone who speaks ill of his videos. He even included the line “You’re DM! Everyone loves you!” in one of his videos. His videos have terrible execution, every situation is too black and white to be believable, subtlety doesn’t seem to exist, and they seem to keep shilling PS5s. As of now, he’s a laughingstock amongst people who can tell how poor the quality of his content is.

[@sophieschroer42]

A few questions: If that kid took his math test online, why did the teacher have a physical copy of their exams? why did their teacher come to their house to deliver their tests? How did the teacher prove he cheated if he got all the questions correct?

[@Nameless82284]

He didn't, he just guessed

[@emmanueluzo-nwosu1463]

Question was at random compare to the exam

[@tweetytang6511]

We have to imagine that the teacher for some god awful reason copied out the online answers onto paper and then broke lockdown rules to roast this kid. The cheating part is probably the website having fake answers but it is all contrived as hell.

[@Mariokemon]

the correct answers on the website were wrong.

[@vinnyart92]

The answers according to the website weren't the actual correct answers, as for the other things I have no clue

[@SharkTanksAnimation]

Honestly it is amazing on how dhar man is able to consistently pump out garbage without even trying

[@velocirshtr3756]

Those views are highly suspicious 🤨

[@SharkTanksAnimation]

@@velocirshtr3756 probably little children

[@alisonpurgatory85]

I'm autistic and got bullied for it in school. A few things to note about that: no one (including me) knew for sure that I was autistic and could put that word to it. The bullying wasn't kids going HAHA LOOK ITS AUTISTIC ALISON. No. They made fun of behaviors that are common to autistic people that I and other kids displayed, mocked our verbal and physical tics with insulting impersonations, said certain things to purposely trigger us and laugh at the reactions while making us look like the wild ones. The bullies almost never got in trouble- they knew how to fly under the radar. I, on the other hand, got in trouble a lot for lashing out and fighting back. See, actual bullying and oppression is far, far more complex and subtle than the straightforward way its depicted in these videos, and when it is exposed, authority figures rarely do anything to really address the situation even when they can. That's why they're harmful. They feed kids (who are actually pretty smart, more than they're given credit for) an insultingly basic fantasy that never manifests, and lies to them, and in the universe of Dhar Mann, no one sticks up for themselves- they wait until some authority or peer sticks up FOR them. Given that the biggest oppressors in many kids lives are their own family, um, not exactly a good thing to foster. Kids should be taught how to identify less obvious threats, how to navigate oppression, what abuse looks like, etc. The fact that he's profiting off of this carrot on stick shit and is not being called out for it by people like yourself, Drew, who basically give him free advertising, and then Cody goes and is in one of his videos, is really disappointing. Also there's a lot of misogyny in his videos, especially in the 'gold digger' series- Tara Mooknee has a good video on that, look her up. Its less obvious in the school ones but its still there. Like the girl running for class president, 'haha girl superficial only care about pretty' shit

[@Error_code_1001]

Dang this is a big comment

[@thatalchemistlady]

Hi. First I wanna say that I carry the weigh of many years of school trauma too - and that I go to therapy because of it. I was also mocked for having a pinpointed physical (and anxious) behavior and for being emotionally vulnerable. On the second hand, I don't think Drew is giving him free promotion - free promo would be him not critizing him at all. And Drew knows (and he said it on the video) that these situations are ridiculous. On the other hand, Cody made fun of him for an entire video - he's also not promoting him. He just went there in the most ironic way possible, because that's the way he handles humor. We all know that bullying is a situation in which we, the victims, never get to the winning side. I don't read these commentary videos as promotions at all - and I don't think you should either. It's straightforward said on the video, and also implied, that he thinks these are very overlysimplified situations and that 'Dhar Mann' is just a stupid egotistical fuck.

[@kylaprice5553]

@@Error_code_1001 I know we got to know this person's life story

[@giovannaputhumana8460]

We need more people like you. I like your perspective. Thank you, Alison. Thank you for this comment.

[@evanismakingmusic]

You guys should be directing the dhar Mann videos

[@Natalietrans]

Kid disobeys the almighty Dhar Mann, instantly regrets it

[@streetwatcher_]

dies to regret it

[@vilmavenla]

w o r s h I p d h a r d h a r

[@1th_to_comment.]

Gets executed publicly for this heinous deed.

[@vilmavenla]

@@1th_to_comment. the worst sin you can commit.

[@navjotsingh2251]

Instantly gets shot

[@safe_alpha]

5:00 looks like Cody Ko didn't learn anything from that💀💀💀

[@4hu8j9ak]

Lmaooo

[@RosalindPeters]

The most offensive part of all of this is that they went with “Goodwill Gordon” and not “Poor-don.” I was never a bully but sometimes I feel I missed my calling

[@hollyingrams5653]

It's never too late to chase your dreams! I believe in you!!

[@vishalj2021]

Perhaps be a comedian and make puns about people you disagree with

[@randomraisins7954]

You are one funny person!

[@Tw0Dots]

Never say never!

[@Aqnepo]

The World is behind you! Go forth with confidence!

[@emoahh11]

Next up on Dhar womann: “Guy inhales, what happens next will SHOCK you” And “guy instantly regrets, INSTANTLY regrets it”

[@logat1847]

💀

[@awkwardhamster8541]

“ Kid steals a candy from the shop and gets beaten up by his parents , Instantly regrets it ”

[@Itz2wice]

Dhar woman lmao

[@Hellothere-ky4jr]

@@awkwardhamster8541 lol-

[@awkwardhamster8541]

@Cool guy I had a dog that was with me for 7 years .. but just last year ... I lost it and it never came back 😭... Now I have a new dog tho...but I will never forget about my old dog (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[@TheMGMfan]

Funny thing about 13:40: if you look at the Animal Crossing shirt, you can see the logo for New Leaf, which makes me believe that the staff barely knew anything about the series when they chose the shirts for this video. Keep in mind that the bullies call it *last year's* Animal Crossing shirt, so it’s clearly meant to be a New Horizons shirt, and they likely didn't know the name of any of the games, if they even knew that there were any other games besides the one that was really trendy the year prior.

[@Momo-ho4ef]

Idk I feel dhar Mann is the type of KZbinr to call constructive criticism "hate" just cause he probably thinks his videos are like the best on the platform just because they're "inspirational" 🤩

[@JoeMama-kj7bq]

Literally what he and Faze Rug did with Pewdiepie.

[@lizzybach4254]

His vids are more cringe than inspirational like what "inspiration" will you get from "Kid tells a lie, instantly regrets it".

[@shachelifernando]

he is that type of person

[@sillyjazgirl]

Wow. And Spin Master, the Canadian company who created PAW Patrol, are able to take constructive criticism. Just look at when they used to criticize Skye for being the only girl, they responded by adding Everest, Ella and Liberty. They also added a WIDE cast of supporting and minor females.

[@MrZakiaashraf]

This reminds me of how Thomas Astruc treats his fans ;-;

[@yellobb3848]

Some teachers will actually pull the “I put the wrong answer online” thing. At my school, the professor put an impossible to answer question on a test where the “answer” was on quizlet. Everyone who got it right failed and got a conduct referral. Like I get the need for academic integrity, but something like that feels incredibly cruel. I think it was multiple choice iirc, so what happens to people who just,,, guessed that answer?

[@KittenCece]

Lawful evil at play

[@sluggmom]

It's not like once you graduate you have to work in a bubble. The real world requires collaboration and research. This professor just wanted a "gotcha" for people who were willing to seek out help.

[@lunareclipse3692]

Quizlet isn't even cheating

[@smolshay]

College professors will straight up put the entirety of tests on Quizlet, answers and all, and give you practice packets that are the same final you'll take, just with the answers switched and be like, "Final is due by midnight on Friday. Have fun or whatever."

[@commentbot9510]

I remember my biology teacher saying something about asking the Wikipedia mods for permission to change the page of a Wikipedia page temporarily so that it gives the wrong answers

[@mitchc9167]

You didn't mention it, but the 'Wheelchair Wendy' video was actually slammed by the disabled community. Perfectly understandable, considering none of the actors were disabled and Noah's comment 'I know what it's like' are generally no-go's from activists. The backlash was so severe, that it's the only time Dhar actually took down a video from what I know (although it was later reinstated with a disclaimer). Wish he could've taken down the rest of his channel.

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

iirc after he deleted the video, I believed he asked his audience in his community post if he could put the video back up if he put a disclaimer on. I don’t know if I’m just really cynical, but I feel like he was trying to get the video back up just to make some money, not cause he actually cares about the disabled community.

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@LukeLikesToDraw considering his history of fraud, I'm guessing it's about the money.

[@mitchc9167]

@@flysoup3607 Tell that to the many disabled actors who struggle to find work because they can only perform certain roles, which are taken up by able bodied actors. Remember the controversy surrounding the film, Music (2021)? If it's unacceptable to have a white actor play a person of colour, then is it alright to use 'cripface'? Also a quick google search based on the video credits would show you that the actress wasn't disabled. Even the disclaimer on the reinstated video says that they will 'strive to always hire actors from the communities that [they] try to represent', alluding to the fact that this wasn't the case. And can you elaborate on how 'I know what it's like' is perfectly alright?

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

I think in videos like that one, during writing they seem to underestimate disabled people. Although I'm not disabled, I've watched videos where real disabled people talk about their disabilities, and I think in Dhar Mann videos they fail to put in the way how disabled people come up with multitudes of ways to work around their disability to make their lives easier.

[@MechaShadowV2]

@@mitchc9167 I honestly don't know whats wrong with the "I know what it's like", I get it used on me all the time.

[@CHUCKSCHUMACHER]

"she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "she's a woman she doesn't know anything about cars." "I actually know a lot about cars" "You're fired!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sickfitz4256]

Dhar Mann is kinda narcissistic, he always praises himself in his own videos.

[@hypherism]

"Kinda" narcissistic? He named his entire channel after himself, shows up after every video, thinks his obvious lessons are worth making videos of, and worst of all, calls himself an entrepreneur. Yes. He's a narcissist.

[@kreativeyousername]

@@hypherism i agree with you, but naming your channel after yourself is normal??

[@hypherism]

@@kreativeyousername It is normal, but in this case, the show isn't about him and his name had no prior significance (unlike something like, say, the Alfred Hitchcock Hour which was named that to capitalize on Hitchcock's preexisting fame.) In Dhar Mann's case, he titled his channel that as a means of self promotion. Which is fine I guess, but it is still a piece of the narcissism puzzle.

[@malicexvii7905]

@@hypherism *FEARLESS entrepreneur.

[@bored_potato]

@@hypherism calls his videos to be "changing lives" and it's almost creepy how his fanbase thinks the same thing. One dhar dhar fan I argued with even said that the kids who watch Dhar Mann will grow up to be morally good people and good parents. I'm pretty sure that fan was also a kid but good grief.

[@erroneousfax9351]

I love how the mom says “There are no shortcuts to success” immediately after they used the exact same reaction shot twice

[@ilikecurry2345]

And that's not even the most hypocritical thing - Dhar himself was born rich, stole $44,000 once, and probably committed other violations of financial gobble-di-gook.

[@cheese8771]

That's funny

[@livingcheese2910]

Or how every video has the exact same title with a crazy formulaic script that perfectly feeds the YT algorithm.

[@marcuslee5485]

Crazy how that math teacher has the money to buy a domain and the time to learn coding, probably JavaScript or python or something, and then made a website dedicated to those fake answers in the hope that someone will find that specific website and use it

[@alokbaluni8760]

Would love to know how he handled SEO.

[@no1legobatmanfan]

mr wilson is sponsored by squarespace

[@effbar2400]

Google sites

[@Alex-bm5de]

He wouldn't have to do all that if he used today's sponsor, square space!

[@FrenkTheJoy]

Now to be totally fair, middle school-aged kids DO laugh at the dumbest, least creative insults.

[@thedudecalledalan9095]

If it has a swear word or is a dirty joke they laugh

[@malicexvii7905]

I remember when we considered "that's what she said" and "your mom" jokes as the gold standard of comedy.

[@cranberrychili2260]

" Your mom "

[@fwuffy_cloud]

"simp" _laugh track.mp4_

[@malicexvii7905]

@@fwuffy_cloud that's so true tho and the sad part is grown ass adults overuse what is essentially a school yard insult

[@josephthestar5588]

Dhar Mann was actually close to some insightful social commentary when the kid said cheating is the only way people succeed in life.

[@baefunk]

incredibly close to being based

[@willyom4661]

I always used to have an irrational fear that someone would make fake quizlets and have all the textbook answers wrong in them on purpose just to screw people over on their homework

[@sensitivedesensitivity7349]

“Back in middle school, I used to have no friends at all” Then, he adopted the sigma grindset

[@josie3221]

Women hate him! See how this young failson has turned the sigma grindset industry upside down! (What happens next will shock you!)

[@littlemanuell]

This is a certified Atrioc “Glizzy hands” Ewing

[@ayyyayay]

sigma mindsets: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGbMXpahqaiHmJY

[@Chloelol]

@@littlemanuell Atrioc "The Ghost" "Glizzy Hands" "Sarah" "Brandon Ewing Patrick" "Arrested for drinking water" moment.

[@mediocrecreampuff3847]

I cheated a little through online school and i can say with almost absolute certainty that the teachers dont really care that much. Certainly not enough to make an entire website in order to trip up one kid.

[@theomacer3094]

Back in my day we went to REAL school and let me tell you, the teachers didn't really care that much

[@themagicalllama8514]

Teachers only care if it's super obvious you cheated, mainly if it's from another kids paper. Using online sources, they tend not to care.

[@drprinterink3133]

dude my ap physics teacher legit told us that since they cant tell if youre using a different device while taking the ap exam that we may as well have our notes out or use google lol

[@themagicalllama8514]

@@drprinterink3133 That's how my econ teacher was.

[@Lucien_M]

@@theomacer3094 it's been 1 1/2 years, I don't think people have forgotten school

[@morgue.n444]

I’m convinced this guy never went to public school, like that wheelchair video was so unrealistic. Whenever someone got an injury they were like the most popular kid at school. Everyone was so sympathetic and wanted to help and wanted to sign their cast etc.

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

And if you were just a normal kid or least popular. You got a choice of Still being ignored (not the best but its okay) Maybe making one friend out of the situation (good) Or being called slurs! (Bad)

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

As ridiculously awful as kids can be even they have limits and the universal one is don't mess with the kid in the wheelchair. At most kids might be uncomfortable around them depending on age or try too hard to help them but if anyone harassed that girl the bully might end up in a wheelchair cause everyone is gonna body them.

[@LynnAgain83]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 So true. I was the normal kid who only had 1 or 2 close friends even then I hated school because of my crippling anxiety.

[@LynnAgain83]

@@ThexDynastxQueen yep

[@greciabarraza4986]

I mean, it would not surprise me bullying against disabled does exist but in my school, the special needs kids were never bullied. The only incident I remember it was of this girl that had the learning capacity If like a 6 year old (we were in high school) and a girl did a sleepover but did not invite her. She told everybody not to tell her but it was for her not to get her feelings hurt. Other than that everybody was very nice to her, she didn’t have friends to sit with at lunch so I would often find her at the library and I would hang out with her for a bit. There was a girl in an electric wheel chair and she would often give rides to people because she had a platform on the back, my middle school bullies (yes, I was bullied) would pick on me often but they would be super nice to a girl that he Down syndrome. I had the mental capacity to not take it to heart and it was actually very nice to see them be companionate and befriend that particular girl.

[@PPunktAlex]

I wish he would've talked about the one where a kid takes his mom's credit card without asking so he can kickstart his pro gamer career but it's alright because he suddenly makes more money than her from playing CoD

[@heavenonearth3316]

Breaking news: Thousands of families lose millions of dollars in the span of 2 weeks due to children stealing parents credit cards to buy games in hopes of becoming professional gamers.

[@malicexvii7905]

Diesel patches reacted to that one yeah?

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

If anyone is wondering why Dhar Mann was standing outside the middle school, it’s because he was looking for kids to recruit in his next videos.

[@sweetfreeze5528]

Definitely not creepy at all.

[@paolatorres4747]

who tf is brady

[@sweetfreeze5528]

@@paolatorres4747 no one knows because he's locked in the basement

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iwillstealbradyandlockhimi3523]

@@sweetfreeze5528 Yeah

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

Nice video, Drew the Dweeb! *Middle schoolers laugh*

[@Kaiji...]

I'm still in disbelief that anyone actually watches Dhar Mann. It's literally just common sense messages with mediocre acting, I genuinely don't understand why anyone would watch it.

[@badmiracle]

i mean he’s been pretty up front with the fact that his videos are mostly aimed towards younger audiences and/or people whose first language isn’t english.

[@sunside7]

In fact, just heard of this guy today thanks to Drew. Not sure how I feel about this information 🤣🤣

[@adyaarora862]

@@badmiracle yeah i rather 10 year old watch dhar mann rather than download tiktok.

[@clarissafariha4504]

@@adyaarora862 Huh. A very fair point there

[@JaySteiny]

I mean they are pretty clearly aimed towards children, and some younger children may learn something from this, but i have no idea why anyone over the age of 10 would watch this.

[@sammycopley1]

drew is smart guy. much awesome, never poop or fart

[@milktea6676]

Bruh Also first furry

[@Nathan-Croft]

My script says the same

[@herrforesight-Satanisking]

STUPID COMMENT

[@fay-kk4tt]

dude what

[@semicolumnn]

is drew a smart fella or a fart smella

[@pieboiii4266]

When your middle school teacher makes a whole ass website to clown on you.

[@Flome810]

He was begging the kid cheat lmao.

[@-Manky]

Relatable

[@crinsombone5380]

And he goes to your house to run salt on the wound

[@JMBAD_art]

This sick prank is sponsored by Squarespace

[@shrxvxni07]

@@JMBAD_art LMAO

[@prof.dexample6238]

I like to imagine in the dhar man universe if you do anything dhar man has a gripe with you instantly regret it. Like "Man eats tuna sandwich in public, instantly regrets it" and he gets hit by a train. "Don't you see, all that omega 3 and bad smell will distract you from oncoming trains"

[@badusernam]

Another problem is the bully is always extremely blunt about everything and no subtle gaslighying tactics are used like most bullying in the real world

[@RisingSunfish]

I was gonna say "you have no friends" is actually devastatingly effective despite being the first item in the Basic Bully Starter Pack, but now that you mention it it's more about the psychological effect over time than just "bully yell it and everyone laugh and throw spitball and teacher no do job ☹☹☹" I don't think it's a surprise to anyone watching this that these cartoonish depictions of bullying aren't teaching anyone anything, but I think there is an understated harm in the stereotype being *so* ubiquitous that real bullies can kind of get away with being that awful, because nobody would just relentlessly pick on another kid and needle their worst insecurities every single day for no apparent reason, right? That's only in Disney Channel shows and those hokey Dhar Man videos!

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

oh fr, while I don't like using extreme terminologies when it comes to what type of bullying that real life bullies do, it's mostly a ton of backstabbing, gaslighting, and manipulation/coercion, as well as tons of racism, ableism, sexism, and homophobia. At worst it can get either s*xual or physical.

[@badusernam]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 when i was in middleschool i had several people i didnt know act like they knew me and were nice to me up until they turned around and laughed to their friends. That shit gives you trust issues

[@ritasprinkle5098]

Dhar Mann - the only universe where every single person just blurts out their whole life story and life lessons to random bullies. Lol. As if...

[@lightyagami4535]

And where their one liners are somehow the roast of the century 😐

[@yani4349]

So you see…. 💀💀💀

[@gaminglichgamer4035]

@@lightyagami4535 There are some pretty good one liners that I've heard,but the one liners in Dhar Mann are dumb.

[@awb7776]

realistically you'd get bullied for that as well

[@gaminglichgamer4035]

@@awb7776 Boy Tells Life Story to Bullies,Ending is *SHOCKING* |Dhar Mann

[@echarts3710]

Meanwhile, Asian companies make the most inspiring, touching, Oscar-worthy short films for... insurance commercials.

[@gray.2081]

They don’t pay their workers either. Also isn’t Dhar Mann also Asian lol

[@door-chan]

​@@gray.2081 he is of asian descent I think, but he was born in the us. either way his companies are in the us and the videos made in the us so they can't really be considered asian companies

[@gray.2081]

@@door-chan good point, you’re right

[@ava-tf1ni]

The title should have been “Man FORGETS to FOCUS CAMERA, Instantly Regrets It”

[@reganh5223]

The thing I’ve always hated about Dhar Mann’s videos is the fact that when someone shares their story, the bully/antagonist immediately regrets their decision, and they are all like “I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have judged you before I got to know you!” Hate to break it to you, but that doesn’t happen in the real world, Dhar.

[@florencembah2626]

Yeah cause in reality sometimes you gotta wait your ass out b4 karma comes knocking....if kids believe this & nothing bad happens when they do something wrong, they'll honestly think it's okay for them to do wrong, since instant karma didn't happen to them.

[@robtz759]

@@florencembah2626 Imagine if one of Ted Bundy’s victims was like: ’You can’t kill me, I accidentally broke my toy car when I was 5 years old, I don’t deserve this’ And then, Bundy, touched by the woman’s tragic story, he lets her go and everyone clapped.

[@florencembah2626]

@@robtz759 LMAO...not in this world buddy 😂.

[@totally2438]

Yeah still entertaining to me though and that’s all that matters to me

[@mikeparkerakaspider-man8258]

@@totally2438 Same Bro

[@kiyoshiitake]

The teacher is such a confusing and funny character. He makes fake cheating websites instead of helping kids with their work and if anyone uses that website he comes to expose the kids IN PERSON.

[@abagel5968]

plot twist: all of dhar mann's videos take place in the dhar mann universe, where systemic racism does not exist, bullies can be changed on a whim, and dhar mann is the single-most powerful ruler in the universe.

[@davinchristino]

You summed it up perfectly

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

It’s all kinda dystopian if you want think about it

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

@Indian Empire *wait what-*

[@Lucifersfursona]

Dhar Mann is a jkr wizard

[@potats1770]

1984

[@rexthelegend3180]

Listen, unless you’re disabled/actively looking, ableism is subtle and hard to spot. Thinking that it’s just pointing and shouting is entirely false. It’s generally offhand comments, poor treatment (we know when you pity us), and being ignored/not taken seriously.

[@dissonantdreams]

THIS ⬆️ A lot of people don’t even recognise that pitying disabled people (or using us as inspiration porn) is in itself ableist. Just give us the same respect you’d show to any able-bodied person, we’re not poor helpless souls nor are we superheroes, we’re just people.

[@rexthelegend3180]

@@dissonantdreams Exactly. Nietzsche’s work “Gay Science,” makes a really good point. Pretty much, if you cannot further the reproduction of a species, you will be treated as second class, you will be discriminated against-even though you contribute to society in a wonderful way. I think that goes into ableism, like the idea that your contribution to society needs to look like everyone else’s.

[@veronicablake5389]

Oh please shut up

[@rexthelegend3180]

@@veronicablake5389 if you wanted me to shut up why would you reply?

[@dissonantdreams]

@@rexthelegend3180 don’t worry, they’re only proving your point.

[@Snowywolf1911]

Cody wasn't patient with the 17 year old

[@shr3yba372]

Drew must have been really proud of the “Dhar Fann” joke because he managed to include it in both the background and the video description.

[@jobeiden4630]

I guess you could say...he's a fann of that joke

[@teathesilkwing7616]

I mean it’s a Fanntastic joke

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

what else did we expect from Drew? He has such a FANNciful way with making jokes

[@cunkdunkin5841]

@@shep295 Well it's better than I can Mannage

[@goober926]

you can say he really FANNcy's that joke

[@averseffect]

Any KZbinr who calls their fans “fam” is immediately a red flag for me.

[@pluto3194]

Also any youtuber that calls their fans "guy" or "Greg"

[@ddjsoyenby]

i'm not saying he's gonna end up a total creep...........but let's face it he will this always happens.

[@sunside7]

Hears the word *Fam* Me: An imposter is among us!

[@ayubali2431]

stop hating on DHAR MANN go watch cody ko's video about him

[@floweyfangirl69420]

@@pluto3194 or even "folks" 👏

[@noahbaker1946]

And now dhar mann is getting sued by his actors lmao

[@MariaTex3]

I've heard REAL middle schoolers come up with better insults. Are they less appropriate for KZbin? Yes. But are they better? Also yes

[@therabbit555]

So whose clicking the link? Cause I ain’t getting Rickrolled for the 3rd time today

[@noemiepace9020]

@@therabbit555 Same 🤦‍♀️

[@thecoleopterist]

@@therabbit555 Don't worry, it's just a weird Muslim video about Solomon. A rickroll would be better, actually.

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4]

I am… wish me luck…

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4]

The link is just some religion story

[@wyguy9179]

I think it’s funny that Dhar Maan paints himself as the messiah in all his videos

[@lisazdvoru1660]

Hahahaha narcissism and delusions of grandeur hahaha

[@benjones7634]

awww he's greatttt!!! It's Dhar mannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marcopellegrino5618]

Hell yeah, first time i found him was on Facebook, he replies to all the comments praising him, his ego must be off the roof

[@ColeDaNerd]

I love how the dhar mann universe is so centered around him to a point where its impossible to believe

[@yuenmienyu]

about dhar's videos on autistic people getting bullied, they're not even close to what actually happens. calling somebody 'autistic' isn't the common thing. not taking autistic people seriously, hypercriticising them and taunting them is likely to happen in a toxic school/other toxic environment. my younger sibling has autism and gets physically kicked at his school, and the kids who do that don't end up in detention

[@AnimatedTerror]

I was in elementary from around 2007-2014 ish. Anyway, worst time for me emotionally since I was still trying to get ahold of myself and just figure things out. Anyway, I’d get taunted and bullied until I raised my dukes, at which point I was he one who got in trouble. I got suspended a couple times for hitting kids who were being just unrelenting in how cruel they were. Kids are dicks. Dahr man clearly lived in an alternate dimension if he thinks there’s any justice in the world of public school.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@oxxy6678 autistic people cant control that behaviour tho, its literally hardwired into them from birth. they can learn coping mechanisms if that behaviour is unhealthy but stuff like hyperfixations cant be controlled by the person

[@oxxy6678]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat I know it's just so frustrating to be like no you are wrong and logically explain every reason why and still just get the same response

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@oxxy6678 i can fully understand being frustated, i think ur og comment just read almost like some autistic people want to be stubborn, which they definitely dont lol

[@oxxy6678]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat I didnt mean it that way. I have a twin brother who is autistic and an ex good friend who I had to cut off because of the incomprehensible reasoning they would use for doing really dumb shit. I know it's not their fault it just gets harder to stay composed when you deal with it all the time.

[@Koijn2K]

Ok but that "nerd" character, has the best acting in any Dhar Mann video.

[@kat3217]

Yeah he wasn’t half bad tbh. It’s just that the script is really bad

[@laughatdarkness1286]

Sylvester!! I stan Here have a tweety bird 🐥

[@worldwidearmy4235]

Which nerd,there’s too many🥱

[@dejane5042]

@@worldwidearmy4235 always the army's/hj

[@worldwidearmy4235]

@@dejane5042 🙃

[@simon3818]

In elementary school a girl told me if I voted for her for class President I would get a jet pack. of course I agreed to vote, exited to fly around on my jet pack. I still haven’t gotten it, must have gotten lost int the mail.

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

That girl truly had the makings of a politician

[@alexiscoruna141]

@@KaimArgonarEyyyy yeah agreed

[@thatdude._.]

@@KaimArgonarEyyyy LOL

[@agentarmoire3540]

She probably got the wrong address

[@simon3818]

@@agentarmoire3540 probably

[@Wazkyy]

Worst thing is it might actually give a child false hope that some miracle will happen and everything will be fixed

[@lukahockley2867]

12:41 no leg noah

[@arcticwaffles2486]

So glad I turned on timed comments

[@akudate]

@@arcticwaffles2486 lmao I've been rewatching drew videos with that as well

[@alienfromandromeda8067]

@@akudate same

[@we127]

Noah no leg

[@breadbird]

omg im dying

[@newskybox]

The best part of the "no shortcuts to success" message to me is that almost every person I know has cheated on *something* and yet they're still successful because the fifth weekly quiz in AP World History didn't make or break their software engineering interview.

[@LynnAgain83]

Hey! History is my jam! but,yes,I agree.

[@bibsp3556]

End of the day, a boss wants someone who can get the job done.

[@oncreativemode5486]

Didn't Bill Gates quit college to finally pursue his tech business or something? Also as an artist, l can tell you there are loads of shortcuts when drawing anatomy, animating, etc. Muscles, for example, can be drawn with just triangles first

[@encycl07pedia-]

That's probably why so much software nowadays is bloated and shoddy: no discipline or ethics. Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 used an illegal crack to patch the official game: the devs broke their own game because they don't know how to code.

[@cumologist2654]

@@encycl07pedia- yeah the game is broken because the devs cheated on a history test in 8th grade

[@XENOWOLFI]

13:45 I’m legit playing animal crossing rn

[@patheticlev]

yeah i am also playing animal crossing while watching this video

[@brockastill3622]

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 14:28

[@heartsforbrenda]

SAME

[@pagansbasin6657]

Honestly, dharr mann is a prophet. How else would I know these extremely obvious life lessons???

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

German teacher rejects a guy from art school, instantly regrets it

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Hey bro I watch ur videos. Love your channeI

[@Sam-tj9np]

@@mattearenzi8972 Hey bro, im a bot too!

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr from him i learned that calling woman uggo till they cry ISN'T a good thing :O

[@buyingrrhjitdxvbkiuyf]

@@DyslexicMitochondria bruh

[@walkerharris2043]

So you’re telling me that teacher purposely gave his students an avenue to cheat on the test, just to catch them in the act, and… he’s the good guy?

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

Isn't that like, entrapment or something? I think it is, but I'm not sure

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

Yeah that was some Death Note level shit

[@Khalengen]

It happens. Chegg works with professors now to point out if students search up answers during the exam time or even just searches. And then on other sites for the answers will be there but faked. The teacher didn't give the kid the site with the answers. The kid found the website and chose to use it. It's entrapment yes but it's not like the teacher's a bad guy because the site afawk wasn't advertised but the kid had to go out of his way to look for it.

[@MariaTex3]

@@Khalengen Yeah, but if he had the suspicion at least that one kid would look it up, why did he make it at all? He's apparently going to get a zero either way. But he might have bothered to learn some material had there not been the website. Because with the website, the notion of studying never even occurred to him.

[@nothingofCal]

@@Khalengen pop

[@anonthe-third2367]

It's actually astounding how detached from reality Dhar man is.

[@Sugarman96]

He's in the top 1%, of course he's detached.

[@WaterPidez]

how detached his audience from reality is* theyre the ones watching and agreeing, Dhar Man is just pumping out videos and theyre being watched, u cant blame him

[@skeleton819]

he is legit still stuck to the simplistic “kindness way” they taught you in elementary school

[@mrmisery8005]

he prob isn't detached from reality it's just his 12 yr old viewers he's just milking views out of them

[@shuk0rina444]

@@skeleton819 exactly and that way doesn’t even work irl.

[@winsonwieny6720]

Dhar Mann writer: “hey how can we show that the bullied protagonist became successful at the end?” Dhar Mann: “ehh just put him in a fancy suit and put him infront of a fancy car. It’ll be fine”

[@vedpatel6717]

Idk if you’ve seen Cody Ko’s collab with Dhar Mann, but Dhar explained that he makes his video with deaf people and non-English speakers in mind, so he has to make this stuff very overt. Dhar actually seems to put a ton of thought behind each part of his videos.

[@NameZei]

@@vedpatel6717 take joke man

[@dparag14]

This is from a website - "content for social media often inspired by Mann's personal experiences of success and failure in business and using actors to portray real-life situations and life lessons.07-Apr-2021" What absolute shit.

[@sfseiufhsui2470]

@@vedpatel6717 now he’s just insulting their intelligence

[@PunJee]

Well, looks like none of these actors can pay rent I assume.

[@Jvnet10]

Bullies tend to be pretty creative with their mean nicknames. "Stuttering Steven" is awfully bland, bet IRL they would call him "Porky Pig", because 1) it makes fun of his speech impediment and 2) the kid is a bit chubby. 2 for the price of 1, Mister Mann.

[@streetwatcher_]

bruh I've been called malnourished in elementary

[@lakshmithesussybaka]

Or St-st-st- Steven

[@ntfoperative9432]

That's the insult a kindergartner would use

[@fantaexotic-ns1pu]

nah, they would call him slurs tbh

[@bezllama3325]

@@ntfoperative9432 Do kindergartners even know what the word stutterting means?

[@Pixelusually]

Here let me write a dhar mann plot: *person does something to try and get something done easily* Relative/Classmate: "Hey, dont do that, you have to try to succeed" *person does that anyways* *later* Teacher: "You don't get to do the thing you wanted to do because you cheated" Main character: "Oh no, i shouldve followed dhar mann, who is so cool and great, hes so inspiring" *dhar mann appears for some reason "Don't do that, you have to try to succeed" Disembodied dhar mann voice: "so you see, cheating doesn't get you anywhere"