How to Become: Soap

Sometimes, don't you wish you could just be soap? Well, do I have the video for you!
Email me silly questions: [e-mail]
References:
1) Lime Soap: www.soapmakingforum.com/threa...
2) Calcium Stearate: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium...
3) Soap: www.soapqueen.com/bath-and-bo...
4) FDA’s guidelines on plasma donation:www.fda.gov/media/70951/download www.fda.gov/downloads/Biolog....
5) Information on the body’s acid-base balance and content of bicarbonate in alkaline solutions: pancreas.imedpub.com/chronic-....
6) Amount of pancreatic juice excreted per day: (8oz) www.hopkinsmedicine.org/healt...
7) Amount of bile excreted per day: (600mL): www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/....
8) Information on the composition of ashes:scattering-ashes.co.uk/genera...
9) While I could not find a solid example of Ca3(PO4)2 being used for soapmaking, the related Na3PO4 has been used explicitly as a degreaser, meaning it is able to saponify grease and oils. I don’t expect there to be a significant problem with making soap with calcium phosphate per se, but I feel this caution is necessary.
10) How much ash do you make? slate.com/news-and-politics/2....

[@eklectic497]

Happy April 56th everyone! But really, thanks for sticking around for so long. This was a bit of a relearning process, I hope you like it!

[@thefriendlyfolks655]

Cool!

[@liquidportal9082]

Welcome back :D

[@Randomeud]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@bng_ultra646]

You're back, finally

[@gunjanshah4844]

I had been waiting for so long, and it's finally here, let's goooo

[@karlgiese6100]

Actually the most basic thing in the human body is my personality

[@swordman2000]

LOL I am dead

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

Your Personality is in my body 😳

[@venturer9400]

@@theperfectbotsteve4916 kimi no na wa / Your name be like

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

@@venturer9400YEETUS BOTTUS

[@Colts657]

420 likes

[@Wizard4k]

“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today”

[@Misspinay408]

Breaking news, Phineas and Ferb have been caught committing war crimes in 3rd world county's make soap for their mom on mother's day.

[@therealgator9032]

@@Misspinay408 sad

[@Polai010]

@@Misspinay408 =)

[@personexistingnot]

@@Polai010 😏

[@ismayonez6865]

@@Misspinay408 sad

[@grey3247]

*disappears for years* *comes back* *tells you how to be soap* *Leaves for years again* *refuses to elaborate further*

[@tup4443]

He did this to himself

[@YTBRSosyalEmre]

the more you know

[@BlingusPlingus]

sam o nella 2.0

[@Cheeser409]

He gone to become soap

[@dueeek]

Spent years researching the topic Makes an educational video about it Leaves to turn himself into soap

[@bbbbbb7786]

Plot twist: he hasn’t uploaded because he turned himself into soap

[@Kermie__]

💀

[@Kermie__]

@@RoleplayerYT 💀

[@Smathles]

​@@Kermie__ 💀

[@Kermie__]

💀

[@Btj-]

💀

[@duckk4515]

I like how you changed the brand “dove” into just “bird” on the soap lmao

[@different5451]

Could've written "flew"

[@gkdunch]

@@different5451 jumped

[@liemduongthanh8386]

@@gkdunch leaped

[@fartbarrels7421]

drowned

[@Imjudah-]

@@different5451 could’ve written pigeon

[@zenostrom2974]

Holy shit the legend is back at it again. When is: "How to become: Gun"

[@theeyesofme9994]

depends if he lives in america

[@checcmac8693]

How to become: Female

[@sir.bendover3299]

How to be before the come

[@artenthusiastae7196]

He is totally gonna make this

[@JA-ce2ez]

Dude just eat taco bell to became a gun

[@CatDudePerson]

This guy fr makes bangers and disapears like sam o' nella

[@flashthompson1085]

If they just popped up and made a video together that would blow my mind.

[@graemelaubach3106]

This is the exact kind of content that the world is in desperate need of. Plz come back, friend.

[@The_Horizon]

man still kept the same mic

[@antlrr3715]

hello, verified KZbinr

[@rexyjp1237]

Yes

[@alianlerol7962]

here before 1K likes

[@tismrizz]

again verified youtubers

[@zenostrom2974]

Horizon! My man! Didn't knew you were here! I love your "killing p2w servers" content

[@batrix6242]

Now, we just have to wait for the return of Sam O'Nella.

[@chatteralt8905]

YES

[@optimisticwatermelon]

He tried to make one but then got his account suspended for an unknown amount of time. He has a Twitter.

[@coffinmyface4237]

@@optimisticwatermelon WAIT, AFTER 2 YEARS OF N'ONELLA WE WERE ABOUT TO GET SOMETHING AND KZbin SAID SCREW YOU?!?!?!? FUCKING BULLSHIT

[@devmakadia1477]

Do not speak of his demise

[@UnderQuotaGuy123]

Yep...

[@GbfhTime]

The Weird Al Yankovic reference in the jingle that plays every time you mentioned the pancreas is CRIMINALLY underrated.

[@JoshGerhards]

So sad this is the only comment I can find mentioning this

[@GbfhTime]

It's so much more notable since it's one of his few original songs. And it's so good.

[@redacted7230]

Legends say he became soap

[@joeolle2463]

Lmao this soap would literally cost an arm and a leg

[@hamburgerham3057]

A small price for soap

[@otherluigi5797]

Soap taste good

[@bostligacia]

Hey you are that Chinese guy

[@otherluigi5797]

@@bostligacia are you sure he’s a race

[@bostligacia]

@@otherluigi5797 race meaning his pfp is a meme

[@thatoneguy7191]

0:56 "Unfortunately the body is a well-tuned machine" I'd say that's VERY fortunate xD

[@berfranper]

Some small towns in my country (

[@annihilatingfox1470]

5:04 underrated joke

[@sournois90]

true

[@stupidpersonwithbadopinions]

PLOT TWIST: He researched for 2 Years on how actually become Soap

[@TheLionPerson]

Lmao

[@TheLionPerson]

Also 200th like

[@spongebob4897]

Haha

[@ElectricKitten]

@@TheLionPerson ew a gachatard

[@TheLionPerson]

@@ElectricKitten lol

[@SuperEljafru]

5:47 not enough people are mentioning that he showed camera recorded evidence that he actually made soap in a video about turning humans into soap

[@Mikasks]

But where.. did he get the ash..

[@filipodainic3174]

@@Mikasks we do a little trolling

[@blaz3st0rm12]

Well of course he cant just tell you how to make the soap he has to make the soap to prove you can

[@Mikasks]

@@blaz3st0rm12 THE QUESTION IS *WHERE DID HE GET THE ASH?!?!?!?*

[@joelhoon1707]

@@Mikasks *DON'T ASK, WE DO LARGE AMOUNTS OF TROLLING NOW*

[@galaxytsd]

this guy is answering the questions that no one asked ever and i love it

[@justarandomweeb3220]

I guess he turned himself into a soap and never came back

[@h.d.lalrinchhanamarina5523]

Reject Humanity, return to soap

[@Bttbricksct2713]

Reject humanity return to a photon

[@aditplayz1014]

Lol

[@sturm2186]

Reject humor create meaningful impacts on impacts on society Good or bad I don't care whitch

[@KingseekerFrampt]

“I am inevitable” “And I am soap” *Snaps*

[@frenchtrueneutral5637]

"soap trusted you i thought i could too"

[@zenostrom2974]

@@frenchtrueneutral5637 "Then why in the bloody hell, does Makarov know you!!"

[@M9Egyptian]

I AM inevitable!

[@hazeltree7738]

@@M9Egyptian Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad

[@RGC_animation]

There he came, and there he went, without leaving a single trace.

[@Filet_Gaming]

man left for 3 years, dropped a tutorial on how to be soap, and dipped.

[@lightningjadejavier]

Ikr

[@trbld5219]

Could you do "how to become: pickle" because that would be the funniest shit I will ever see

[@justaorangewithapeel7986]

Lol this comment about pickles funniest shit I will ever see

[@Thriftyknight]

@@justaorangewithapeel7986 this comment about this comment is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@chatteralt8905]

@Muhammad Jafri this comment about this comment about this commentis the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@Nevermind2010]

@@chatteralt8905 this comment about that comment about that comment is the funniest shit ever

[@deezbees4303]

@@Nevermind2010 None of this is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@KhAnubis]

Eklectic‘s back! And wow that sub count though

[@bleepblop5682]

Yay

[@checcmac8693]

Wish KZbin recommendations is working again

[@zeusthecat634]

Finally

[@fariesz6786]

i didn't know Eklectic; but i do know you, KhAnubis, and now that you have commented i know this must be a channel worthwhile :3

[@syzygy4270]

I know right?!

[@divyansh3697]

I thought he said he was going to upload every 4-6 weeks it's been 2 years dang

[@divyansh3697]

And now it has been 6 more months.. Still waiting for a video. I get reminded of him every few months

[@eastonrocket3273]

@@divyansh36972 more months! No video 😢

[@divyansh3697]

Another 2 months and no new video

[@vras4659]

Imagine a collab between this guy and nilered

[@-That1Ghost-]

"1500 degrees freedom" one of the best things I've ever heard

[@darckap2785]

Yes, we Americans refuse to use the metric system under all circumstances (except for when working at NASA, apparently).

[@n00bxl71]

funniest shit I've ever seen

[@-That1Ghost-]

@@darckap2785 ah yes denying the metric system, all homies hate the metric system. Lol and we actually use it for NASA? I guess that makes sense.

[@darckap2785]

@@-That1Ghost- Yeah. Apparently someone at NASA used the customary system by mistake, and a satellite ended up crashing because it was too close to the planet it was meant to be orbiting.

[@-That1Ghost-]

@@darckap2785 wow, the more you know

[@Dther99]

Playing “My Pancreas” by Weird Al during the explanation of bicarbonate in the Pancreas was a nice touch.

[@soapymilk]

great tutorial, worked like a charm

[@david7800]

bro researched, put out this video, then actually became soap. what dedication💪

[@petegrif366]

I’m very based I shouldn’t have a problem of becoming soap

[@coneburger9081]

sussy balls

[@coneburger9081]

pee is stored in the balls

[@monkebrainedfish3130]

Would you get mad at me if i accidentalt droped you?

[@stellaarmoon_but_not]

@@monkebrainedfish3130 yes

[@LeBirbo]

Based? Based on what?

[@octoquetra9198]

He's basically suggesting that people can be soapificated after they die.

[@mikotheraskum2014]

Better than ashes

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

Can? It has already been done. By the nazis out of all people.

[@octoquetra9198]

​@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding Ha! Wait are you joking? 😉

[@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding]

@@octoquetra9198 no, they actualy did it.

[@kianreed4731]

@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding what

[@culuske]

Thanks for the in depth video! Finally going to get all those jars I inherited put to good use!

[@nftmaninia5983]

Please keep uploading videos this is such a good channel

[@sharmilapant6216]

From the creators of: how many spaghetti fits in a car we bring you How to become soap

[@97hardbdy]

No way he’s alive, glad you’re back pal this is the short moment where I can say hi before you go famous 🤩🥺

[@Misspinay408]

Omg he gave you a heart bro. Maybe you should try sliding into those dms to so you can strike while the iron is hot bro 😉.

[@Lars-bg1gy]

As a newfound soap, I must say that this video was quite informative. Thank you for this tutorial.

[@StarDoesAnimation]

This channel is great! Answering question that I never thought of

[@m7md7186]

The Return of the King. Now could you do How to Become: Happy

[@kianreed4731]

yes

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

how to become : taco

[@deusexmachina5769]

Drugs

[@Averaage_Commenter]

@@user-ow9uo8mc4f Step 1: go to the Weird cave at the desert Step 2: Find witch Step 3:make her curse you with "you are what you eat" Step 4: Eat a taco bell taco(Any) Done

[@user-ow9uo8mc4f]

@@Averaage_Commenter :D

[@hzzx0739]

The legend is finally back!

[@gunjanshah4844]

Hell yah

[@hugoh7238]

@Adi and he’s still gone

[@davemitten6137]

This was so fantastic, please continue, im so sad there is so few of these.

[@Myticaster]

Yeah he is probably still not upload for a while

[@donutdoom2267]

Where did you go I loved your videos so much

[@gusbus4741]

Legit just discovered this channel and i also discover that its back, so thats nice

[@fridayinvf7968]

Didn’t realize I needed to know this... but I did

[@AbsnormalCoolest]

This was 100% worth the wait.

[@toastymctoast5919]

PLEASE KEEP UPLOADING I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@_cjstm_]

Screw having my ashes scattered, i wanna be soap for the boyz.

[@sodiboo]

This tutorial is very useful, thanks. It was exactly what i was looking for!

[@donut1446]

Are you adolf hitler

[@NotRenjiro]

For someone who turned into soap, this is accurate

[@suhaschittavajhula8427]

OMG!!!! Thank you so much, This is the tutorial I have always been looking for.

[@owl1095]

Fight Club fans: "Now this looks like a job for me."

[@thevenusian8250]

Finally found a comment about fight club

[@worldwartrisha3404]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@hania3327]

hell yeah

[@eel.vigintiquintuple]

I swear this guy's catchphrase should be, "Hey, this is Eklectic, where we solve problems that no one has."

[@sg2126]

Doug Doug

[@leoFive789]

Sounds like every big company, we solve problems you shouldn’t need for 💵

[@lazyliongames6660]

Sounds like that already been copyrighted by a piece of food, apparently

[@bishopkniight8806]

@@sg2126 No, no, that’s “Hey, I’m Dougdoug, and we solve problems that no one has.”

[@newalteriabroadcast4035]

step one: create the problem -Danny2462

[@idomdotcom0001]

The tutorial we all needed

[@ravnji]

I must say that this presentation was very clean

[@tylerhawley4012]

“Juice those organs” not a phrase I expected to hear today

[@dr.cynical.]

Thx dude, I really needed this tutorial

[@NanoBanoPano]

Thank you just changed my life

[@itisi2042]

Oh my god it’s finally happened. He has returned holy crap

[@philamom]

Ah, yes. I was just wondering, "I need to become bootleg soap by cremating myself."

[@toastybutondifferentacc5775]

The most useful video I've ever watched

[@endme1903]

Thank you so much, I've always wanted this tutorial!

[@khOndErmteAm]

He came back when the world needed him the most.

[@Vizzix]

ooooo hentai, I need you

[@Direblade11]

Teen Teen, what're you gonna do when you turn 20?

[@prump]

@@Direblade11 yeah youre 12

[@Direblade11]

@@prump I'm literally 20 lol. IDK why my comment seemed important enough to you to try and insult it.

[@user-tm4vp8bn6t]

With all the covid stuff we need more soap lol

[@maxwellwilliams1802]

KZbin algorithm blessed me with eklectic a while ago, and I have watched through all his videos multiple times. Please give us more of this wondrous content

[@davidpfannemuller4133]

Dude, please make more content. Your videos are awesome!!

[@what-bf7ei]

10/10 worked like a dream, easy instructions. Very niccceee

[@Chiresia]

I just want to let you know that I need more of this. I just discovered your channel like 2 days ago and I love how youre asking the actual important questions of life! ♥

[@Person-lk1vs]

rip

[@NCRVeteranRanger113]

10/10 tutorial, worked perfectly!

[@drin2554]

He forgor to make tutorial how make a person from a soap

[@almondisanut]

Finally, the solution to all my problems. Thank you, Eklectic!

[@lucasbenesh4274]

Thank you, this was incredible helpful for my high school science project.

[@JusFinnZalar]

Aliens are going to have a bad understanding of humanity if they see this video.

[@malachi4838]

lets hope that the aliens in general never find out how to get on the internet

[@malachi4838]

@Lily Roppolo i would like to keep our reputation as good as possible just incase the aliens can bring us back to life, the internet has things that may... jeopardize that outcome

[@Bajic07]

How to become Soap. 71k people: Hmm, interesting.

[@Idk-do1ui]

I was having a good day until I read this comment

[@thebigcheese5536]

I want to become soap when I die.

[@shukriwafiq5220]

Idiots will update the views as the time goes on

[@ezsqueezy_]

@@shukriwafiq5220 h e y it’s at 124k views now

[@axea4554]

@@thebigcheese5536 same

[@IStealKidsCandy]

Thanks for the tutorial

[@DinoBoy4544]

Thanks, this really helps my new business.

[@nucleus691]

1:29 Those are some... surprisingly accurate drawn threaded steel pipes. Good job

[@tomlambeth8232]

Hey man, if this video doesn't pull in the views like your last ones did, don't worry. We who are here now will be with you forever. 2 years is a long time, but now let's look to the future regardless of sub counts or viewers. We will love your videos no matter what they are, and that's all that ever really matters

[@eklectic497]

Trust me, the entirety of the attention that this channel got was due to The Algorithm(TM) recommending the lions v sun video 2 months ago, I wasn't planning on this one to take off. Honestly, if you compared the attention that this video got when it was first uploaded to the attention that the other ones did in their first 2 days, this is outperforming by a landslide, just because people are more aware

[@tomlambeth8232]

@@eklectic497 I'm really glad that you've tempered your expectations. I know how hopeful you can be returning to something and expecting it to be the same, and then how crushing it can be when it doesn't work out like you think. Please, keep being awesome

[@sandorrclegane2307]

Rip

[@TrueLawbringer]

When you find a new great channel that hasn’t uploaded in years 😞

[@shmiksisrymtai]

Now THIS is a tutorial I can get behind

[@nhannguyen-lb6jf]

"Soap trusted you" you proceed to get kicked to death by some dude next to a bar of soap

[@adrher1999]

So... I actually have learned how to become soap after 2 years of waiting

[@ghostgaming8140]

Oh you just got me to remember the story about the Italian woman who turned all of her murdered victims into soap! Oh, what a beautiful story

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

You can tell me that story?

[@footfinger8195]

I thought it was hitler

[@megawiemjem7098]

@@footfinger8195 no shit bro XDD

[@itouse7545]

@@xxizcrilexlxx1505 first rule of italian woman club

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

@@itouse7545 ok ok

[@aloevera5046]

I have learned more from this man than school

[@user-un5xj1wl6p]

Zhank you fur zhis tutorial!

[@Suicide_is_cute]

*"The return of the King"*

[@codinghub3759]

The great Eklectic will not be defeated. Get it? Its related to your profile picture

[@miguelcorreia6777]

What a time to be alive. The legend has returned!

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

ngl I can read the first phase only in the two minute papers voice.

[@kianreed4731]

@@AAAAAA-qs1bv ok

[@NicoThefourth]

I've been looking for this tutorial for years

[@pathecat_]

This video was very helpful

[@caps_lock]

that might be pretty painful but ill see it out

[@spacepoland3819]

I’m disappointed you didn’t utilize your user name

[@bw1667]

Thanks! My mom loved the soap, though she has begun to question where my brother went.

[@justadudewhostolebread5836]

Ohhh no Yok not again

[@tannershackelford27]

This taught me more about soapmaking than actual soapmaking tutorials. Got a lil off topic tho.

[@charlesthaden3545]

This was an amazing video on 2 tabs of acid

[@randomusername284]

This is what happens when Micheal Stevens merges his DNA with the troll-science guy

[@goose5718]

Plot twist he actually because soap and that is why he disappeared again

[@afreakingtree]

this worked thank you so much for this video!!!

[@ivan1927]

Thanks for the recipe man

[@hannesbal3724]

The legend is finally back let’s go!!

[@Tom-ht7rx]

When the world needed him most He returned

[@sarii102]

i definitely will try this out

[@bugdugtrincado]

I have found this video really helpful.