BLISS (2021) - The Matrix if Everything About it Sucked

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[@mariannecontrino6297]

I love it, 85% of the comments are about the "moustache", and not the movie itself. Which, when you actually stop and think about it, just further proves Elvis's theory that the film is nothing but a fever dream, that exists solely in his mind.

[@cujoedaman]

But if we're seeing it in the video as he's talking about it, does that mean we're just a part of his imagination?

[@Th3Treasoner]

What movie? This isn't a video about his moustache?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Movie?

[@daydreamfuel5781]

Where am I?

[@ultimaxkom8728]

What movie? This is a Moustache Review, my dude...

[@ugtznun]

this sounds like it should have been named "The Methtricks"

[@ocharakau645]

Underrated comment!

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Or The Mehtrix

[@nadheerah]

Brilliant

[@dustinmaxwell259]

Is meth really that strong?

[@-Kal-]

@@dustinmaxwell259 You have to binge and stay up for several days. When the psychosis sets in you get pretty much this movie. Or so I’ve been told.

[@GlennDavey]

Bliss is like one of those movies that gets recapped by an Text-To-Speech voice on one of those KZbin channels that recaps bad movies and makes them sound like good ideas

[@AnP865]

I like those channels

[@luc_man2104]

But from time to time they actually have some good movies that i never would have heard of wouldnt it be from that Channels 🤔😅

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

It's so funny to me how it's a major plot point that he "murdered" his boss by standing up so angrily he was somehow launched through the air, and then leaves him in a window

[@MaxxHarleenMurrder]

😅🤣right?

[@gideonhawk]

Duh it was the magic crystal strength aka winnebago blue stuff powers

[@KayKay114]

That was hilarious, especially the WAY he stood up 😂😂😂

[@BlazeMakesGames]

For real, if he was acting rationally he could have easily just been like “all I did was stand up and I guess he stumbled backwards and hit his head” and he probably wouldn’t have been charged with anything lol

[@BrandonSampson-ti1ig]

​@@BlazeMakesGames yeah.... they wouldn't believe him

[@MrFancyHosen]

Elvis looks like he's training to become one of those strippers that dress like cops and come to people's houses for bachelorette parties

[@vampluvr]

💀

[@silverblue73]

“You’re under arrest... *music starts* for stealing my heart”

[@sheevinopalpatino4782]

@@AxxLAfriku Are you all right, lad?

[@hollis1996]

I support this.

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

@@sheevinopalpatino4782 classic spam account behaviour

[@Indigo_Gaming]

Came for the Matrix reference, stayed for the registered offender mustache...

[@Jarvis_2077]

Sup checkmark

[@nrg6245]

He looks like a cop 😂

[@hieveryone7302]

Sup verified guy prob will get a lot of likes in a day

[@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668]

@@nrg6245 he really does tho😂

[@flow185]

Silence, verified

[@rachelnaomi85]

I interpreted it as him being on the verge of a breakdown before getting fired. Upon getting fired had a mental break. Turned to drugs to self medicate his metal illness. Then became homeless, and completely dependant on his illness and drug use. He then gradually began to see reality, because of the love for his daughter, causing him to seek help.

[@catra195]

Or it's a movie about the power of belief and simulation theory

[@youngonestudio]

Basically the synopsis of the film. Absolutely nothing to do with a matrix imitation 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 these clickbait “film” channels are ripe

[@litneyloxan]

@@youngonestudio it’s subjective, so it’s kind of childish to act pretentious like it’s the only correct observation lol. Opinions are like @$$holes, everyone has one

[@youngonestudio]

@@litneyloxan will say the exact same thing about the entire video

[@aregulargenericname8794]

​@@youngonestudio no, your just trying to justify to be a pretentious pompous

[@nilofelicio6228]

How did he murder his boss, seriously? He just go up, the dude threw himself back and hit his head. The flow of air made by his standing up killed the guy? Not a murderer.

[@Vax-fg2ks]

Airbender

[@oceanbreak387]

He never killed his boss. He never dropped all those people at the skate rink. Isabel is not real. These were all his hallucinations him imagining doing those things.

[@vincevvn]

Did you even watch the movie? His boss never died moron

[@jordanloux3883]

Literally, all he had to do was call the cops and explain what happened. Forensics would be able to tell that he never touched the guy and it would be deemed third degree manslaughter at worst

[@orangejjay]

@@jordanloux3883 Ahhh yes. Because the police are known for their objectivity. lol Good thinking. Note to all: You don't have to assist the police with their investigation (in the US, anyway). You are always better to keep your mouth shut because, just as they tell you, they literally can and will use everything they can against you. The police are not your friends. Stay silent. Stay smart.

[@Ender7j]

This script sounds like they wrote it using the firepit method. You know, when one person starts telling a story and then passes it to the next person at the firepit and it goes around until the booze and smoke is gone...

[@plague_doctor0237]

Firepit stories actually make more sense than all of this, at least they are entertaining, and they also help with killing time with your friends instead of being bored and alone

[@Ramsey276one]

Sounds interesting... Someone should record those! XD

[@Khornecussion]

@@plague_doctor0237 Excerpt from the last firepit story I participated in: " The blood rushing from his horrible chest wound to his boner saves him from exsanguination, buying him time to tend to his wound. "

[@plague_doctor0237]

@@Khornecussion Damn, this is cursed

[@kat3217]

That’s the best way to sum it up lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I'll be honest, I don't think anyone's even heard or seen trailers of this film before watching this video

[@antolimakrov5925]

I bet you're jealous of Mr Aliens mustache

[@darlingsbride]

i watched it and was so confused and never figured out what was going on.

[@unconcernedcitizen4092]

I have come to firmly believe you to be a necessary and omnipresent brute fact of the universe, something akin to a logical axiom. Your existence is everywhere and nowhere, to the borders of the infinities and beyond. Anyway, yeah, I see you a lot.

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

I watched it as soon as it was released. I'm a fan of Mike Cahill, not always for the final product, but for the creativity & uniqueness in his concepts. Unfortunately, this movie was bad. _Really_ bad. I just couldn't get passed the badly written script that has more holes than swiss cheese.

[@tananatana4011]

@@antolimakrov5925 oh fuck's sake, someone already did it

[@aaronasteria]

The plot sounds like it was written on crystals

[@MaxxHarleenMurrder]

🤣

[@aahhh3207]

Spiritual crystals 🔮 😉

[@ficklepickless]

The part where the MC starts injuring others without a care and slowly losing their morality because they know they're in a simulation and through the manipulation of another person could be a great movie premise. Like at first they could be reluctant but the other person convinces them that they're in simulation so they build up to worse and worse crimes all under the guise that "it's a simulation so it doesn't matter" but then there could be some twist where it really kills them irl or that they weren't in a simulation the whole time and that the person was just lying to them.

[@MyShiroyuki]

Kinda similar plot to a Rick and Morty episode

[@SharkFishFace]

Kinda how Gwen Poole starts lol

[@Break531]

That stupid conversation of "I want you to come" and "does she want me to come" with editting had me rolling for no good reason

[@Yukinoomoni]

I don't get it, it was so random x_x!

[@thomaszohren8812]

Honestly thought I was the only one

[@Blank_Immortal]

​@@Yukinoomoni The editing is a reference to the cyberpunk 2077 memes that were coming out when the trailer was revealed.

[@Yukinoomoni]

@@Blank_Immortal Bless you

[@Petaurista13]

I thought it's like she's talking that she wants him to come, but there's another woman and he's asking about her. Like mom and daughter. You know, he's talking to the girl and ask about his wife, he currently have problematic relationship with (BTW never do this with non-adult kids, deal with parents problem yourself, among parents, children as couriers aren't necessary for that).

[@DeadwingDork]

I actually don't mind the mustache. Has a Roger Sterling vibe to it.

[@channelmachinebroke9638]

Didn’t expect to see you here

[@NickWagers-ln8ec]

I’m early to a big youtuber’s comment? Wow

[@samuelvitale7439]

Hi Dork how was your day

[@turtlenecker223]

get a job fella

[@BossDman-CapybaraMode]

@LIKE WOA U CAN'T CANCEL ME Good

[@RollyAces]

One part of the movie that shows its a simulated world or just Greg's mind on drugs is the scene starting at 8:38. When they stop walking, Isabel turns around to tell Greg "Let the witnesses do the talking" as a fire truck passes by them. At that moment, the camera switches back and if you look between the characters, at the red wall across the street next to the car, you'll see a woman with a bag, white shirt, blue pants and blonde hair walking pass the car when, out of no where, 2-3 more copies of the same exact woman just literally spawn out of thin air and walk behind her. It could've been intentional or an editing mistake, but it definitely tripped me out.

[@monkeyfeed908]

This movie was actually a pretty close representation of what my brother went through and is still going through. he believed in this other world so much but the other world had so many 'plot holes' but when ur high it doesnt matter. he lived in that world for years and in some ways hes still there. He also believed drugs allowed him to travel through 'portals'

[@orangejjay]

Sounds like your brother doesn't have a drug problem but a schizophrenia problem. You should try them some time. Better to like in a world where you can say you've lived than to live in a world filled with ignorance.

[@lolahaynes7554]

dude what @@orangejjay

[@monkeyfeed908]

@@orangejjay he does have schizophrenia, onset due to drug use. It was literally due to the drugs he got or atleast triggered his schizophrenia.

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

Elvis be giving off “do you know how fast you were going ma’am?” Vibe 🚓

[@illusioNery]

Or better yet, "I'm here to clean the pool, ma'am" (but there's no pool) Vibe

[@chinggiskhanvevo6589]

I love it

[@ymorehouse12]

1a10!a1a11 a 11 q ap0

[@coffeebird2857]

I fucking hate how right you are

[@miguelantonio8440]

"Gets sexual"

[@G94Nick]

Elvis looks like he got done shooting a parody of Reno 911. Honestly, i'd watch the hell out of it

[@tedarcher9120]

More like he done shooting a school

[@SpiderGoombaYT]

@@tedarcher9120 😐

[@deathnukem6994]

@@tedarcher9120 no, op’s joke was better

[@tlam3028]

@@tedarcher9120 damn bro that was funny af 😐

[@MFGC-EmilyRose]

@@tedarcher9120 too soon

[@professor_lembach]

I love how "future tech" is a C-PAP nose pillow.

[@iDucey]

Ok not gonna lie, that light falling at the skating rink and completely obliterating the woman on skates had me laughing the hardest ive laughed at anything in a long time

[@timhocking529]

Maybe the real illusion is the friends we forgot on the way.

[@Petaurista13]

Real illusion is a beautiful woman who asked us to help her than got high with us. We are all virgins irl but sadly not in high school anymore.

[@homeschooldropout3206]

@@Petaurista13 mood

[@rubiscubis6803]

rip Owen Wilsons son from Bliss 2021 he's not dead or anything, but he's dead to Owen i guess

[@darrelsam419]

I know most people have talked about Elvis' new mustache, but all I can think of looking at it is that he looks like a younger, less depressed version of the cop dad from the Twilight movies.

[@Yeovelyn]

Cop dad 😭👍

[@Guitar-Dog]

That’s the one, I knew I recognised him

[@superking208]

Charlie is the extent of the redeeming value in that series tbh

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

It's fcking cringe

[@forthefrogs]

that’s a compliment because he’s a massive DILF

[@Bkfvlms]

This movie really had potential, it could’ve been matrix mixed with requiem for a dream. If it had a darker town and scarier when he realized he was just on drugs.

[@MajorJakas]

This video has been out for two years, and finding it right now is the first I've heard of this movie. I have been subscribed to this channel for years, even. Somehow this movie's reviews are even slipping by.

[@mrblahbah2522]

"i want u to come dad" is the best line ever made

[@Jayfett123]

Yes

[@NAME-yg8sl]

_"yes daddy"_

[@rosxjun]

So dead 🤣

[@bIuecap]

Billion surprise toys

[@mrblahbah2522]

@@bIuecap i just watched a video about a guy watching a video from that channel

[@alfiona7951]

I like how when movies try to show people in the future, they're always wearing white or clothes that match. Like wtf? It's hilarious.

[@dottyorange7270]

They all look like they are in the“Midsommar” village. 😭😭😭

[@SourChicken1856]

Because in the future fashion is irrelevant when we have flying cars or holograms

[@eavyeavy2864]

Yeah shouldve been black rite

[@shkurka4828]

like in that movie Her, they all wore pink and orange

[@melonie_peppers]

In the future we have no taste

[@negig2161]

This could've been explained by simply adding to the story that they are in testing phases and it "might" cause Memory loss inside the simulation (or a totally optional to live a diff life inside and will regain their Knowledge of the old world once you leave)

[@8698gil]

Speaking as a person who has had first hand experience with drug addicts (my mother when I was a child, and my daughter who died of a drug overdose a few months ago), I can say that this movie is definitely about drug addiction. Addicts are often mentally ill, delusions and paranoia are common.

[@juliashirokova8374]

sorry for your daughter, I hope you feel better now

[@KayKay114]

My spouse of 12 years passed from OD in February 😢, I can empathize. I'm sorry for your loss.

[@ardaoguzhan8181]

As someone who is a drug I can confirm this movie is about getting addicted to me

[@420likeazombie8]

"She Just Knows Somehow" Words from a Director not wanting to thoroughly explain

[@xVibra]

"not capable of being able to thoroughly explain"

[@bothmalls]

Elvis looks like Ron Swanson if he was portrayed in a low budget musical adaption of parks and rec

[@SegwayBossk]

Ron Swanson from wish

[@wisconsinking323]

Who?

[@S0S4D_SIL]

This is the best comment on his moustache I’ve seen yet

[@tuqann]

2:50 it's called the "Last Thursday" hypothesis; the proposition that existence came to be last Thursday and our memories of experiencing the past are just part of normal structure of our reality. Like how in dreams things seem and feel totally normal and logical, and we can even recollect memories in the dream that feel real and part of the dream world. Similarly, it has been argued that once we achieve technology that allows us to slip someone in a constructed reality (i. e. build their dream world) we actually would also have the capacity to generate memories in someone's mind.

[@targetdreamer257]

Oh yeah... I remember this movie. It was on some streaming service but I forgot about it until you started talking about it.

[@09Bestfriend]

Also, there was this one Black Mirror Episode, "San Junipero", with basically the exact same idea of being able to enter a simulation through a device and also leaving it again. But the episode was much better, for sure.

[@tjenadonn6158]

Better story, the main couple actually had chemistry, the characters had believable motivations for doing what they did, the simulation had a reasonable reason for existing and consistent rules, the future outside the simulation was futuristic without being pie-in-the-sky fantastical, it didn't weigh itself down in unnecessary details about how the simulation worked or came to be, et cetera... There's a reason why "San Junipero" has the cult following that it does, independent of the larger following for Black Mirror. Considered on its own it's just a brilliant piece of filmmaking and science fiction storytelling. It debuted back in 2016 and people are still talking about it. Bliss debuted this year and nobody knows it exists.

[@du2081]

Such a good episode omg

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

That is such a beautiful episode! For another take on simulations is Amazon Prime's newer comedy Upload. In it you can have yourself uploaded into a "heaven" that your relatives have to pay for (or if you were rich, you pre-f56sue6ussu477bought.) The richer you are, the better eternal life you'll have. You can even chat with friends & family in the real world. But it's not as great as it seems at first & lots of problems soon arise e. It's a pretty good watch for a random Amazon pick.

[@davidmayberry3190]

I just can't get past how you knock somebody 6 feet backwards completely off of their feet and kill them from...standing up fast. It was like he got shot...with a cannon.

[@Ramsey276one]

Reminded me of That funny video of the “scientists” FUS RO DAH WHY did they do that? Was that “air cannon” made for the prank or borrowed from some project? DID HE CALL THE POLICE ON THEM?! XD

[@Ramsey276one]

6:15

[@Jartran72]

@@Ramsey276one it was a fake Video mate.

[@Ramsey276one]

@@Jartran72 really? For an old video, it was pretty well made! XD

[@swaysway1702]

And who the hell would hang a body in between a window and its curtain, and it's only like 4 stories. Everyone on the street had to be able to see it. E: yeah the main girl saw it right away

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

How did Elvis miss the fact that she ACTUALLY said "Five Hundred Thousand K a year" I mean 500k a year is nothing to sneeze at but 500,000,000 is half a billion dollars a year, I mean even if everyone got 500k a year base that's going to cause an insane amount of inflation but 500 million dollars a year for everyone must mean that the dollar has pretty much no value.

[@mugnuz]

yes and no. if everyone has that money and just every item is at a certain pricetag it just it what it is. it depends on how you consume you cant make more value if everythings produced automatically and you need to mine more asteroids to add value.

[@TenaciousLeeTV]

Found this video shortly after discovering Bliss for the first time in December 2021. As someone who tries to keep up with new movies and who has had HBO Max all along, I didn't realize the movie had been out long enough for an Elvis episode, let alone one from May! (I must have missed this video somehow as well lol). I really wanted to like this movie. I really did. It just was not good. It had some moments, but it was mostly just lost on this film's need to be "complex" or something.

[@milkncrackers8255]

The mustache represents how absolutely disgusting yet beautiful this channel is. Like a train wreck, you just cant stop looking at it.

[@Shinglerbleach]

I don’t see how this channel is absolutely disgusting, I only see it as beautiful

[@jjeaze]

Damn you summed that up perfectly. Exactly how i feel about Elvis rn

[@chrissyakaweeb5617]

@@jjeaze what's disgusting about him?

[@whoopty5776]

How is he disgusting?

[@Janfon1]

The content he addresses perhaps

[@davidlevesquesr3341]

2021: man discovers he has the ability to grow mustache. 2052: his neck still does not know the sun.

[@PhantomSept]

His necks knows the sun duh It CRAVES it

[@stephenpmurphy591]

@@PhantomSept The sun. The sun will bring us together. You and us. Oh yes.

[@ThoolooExpress]

My biggest disappointment in this movie was that they hinted that there could be recursive simulations going on, potentially with different people being "real" at different levels, but then went nowhere with it. To name a few of the red herrings, there was the "turtles all the way down" bit, Greg's daughter's lines in the "future" world that suggest some degree of awareness of the simulation, and Isabel's reference to issues "one level up" right before she shoots her colleague for crystals. If they'd played around with the recursive simulation concept a bit more, the movie might have actually made sense.

[@TheSadMusician]

27:00 I actually dont think this is a flaw of the movie, My ex-parent fell into drugs horribly and whenever i talked to him when he was on them, he would talk to me like im an stranger and look and feel very dissociated Once they are off the drug is when they realize what they did, the movie kinda got this Dissociated feeling right

[@tiarnanwoods8441]

The boss who died literally had like 2HP lmao

[@Petaurista13]

"Doctor, did you examined that body we sent in the morning?" "Yeah. Cause of death was gust of wind caused by somebody standing up fast like half meter from him collapsing him and causing him to hit table." "Really? Other guy didn't try to help?" "No chance, somehow this killed him instantly." "Is it even possible?" "From what I've learnt no, but from what I see yes."

[@spencerstevens2175]

Looks like a chestbump lol

[@gayzer1020]

Bro cost 2 elixir

[@vincevvn]

The boss never died smh y’all dumb at

[@tiarnanwoods8441]

@@vincevvn okay, do you really think I care a year later, get a life son

[@goldibollocks]

Man, that scene with the forgotten wallet would have offered the perfect transition for a sponsorship from Ridge....

[@Necromancer0225]

I know right?

[@iwilldefeateveryone2940]

Ridge shadow legends

[@randomslomo1875]

@@iwilldefeateveryone2940 why did you steal my comment out of my head before I even made it... 😔 Lol

[@highlow5294]

That moustache is perfect bro, keep rocking it !

[@jbkvgv]

The way you noticed and repeatedly reference the fact that Owen Wilson says WOW was so funny!

[@crazypancakes7781]

I love how this is a half-hour long movie analysis that probably took a few weeks to research, write, record, and edit, and all of the comments are goofing on this man’s mustache.

[@bananabread2860]

This is the way

[@crazypancakes7781]

@@bananabread2860 This is the way.

[@spinachchilli3546]

This is the way

[@aliaparungao8927]

This is the way

[@richardwicks4190]

This film's plot is based off from The Imagicon by George Henry Smith. Ever read Flowers for Algernon - then see the film based off from it called Charly? That's what this film appears to be.

[@Minusoh]

I thought the reason why Greg kept listening to Isabel without question was because in the end they were going to reveal he was also a fake person under the influence of her "powers," but unfortunately the psychological thriller of someone coming to grips with the fact that their life is naught but code was below this movie, I guess.

[@saritha55]

Yea, Elvis gave some dumb points in his criticism. Asteroid mining is actually forecasted to be a trillion dollar industry and its a gateway for keeping earth as a pollution free sanctuary. Also, scientists love quirky acronyms, Very Large Telescope and WIMPs for example. This and other points he brought up were kind of unfair imo

[@Thematic2177]

@@saritha55 there's still a shitload of resources left to be mined on Earth, and we're not living in some utopia where everyone can just smoke weed all day. Why would asteroid mining change that?

[@saritha55]

@@Thematic2177 In the movie Earth looks like a holiday resort, mining produces pollution. Do you actually have an idea of the economic potential for asteroid mining? There's a single asteroid in the asteroid belt that could crash the platinum market immediately. Tritium is an essential fuel for nuclear fusion which is sparse on earth but been found in large quantities on the Moon. Do some research

[@saritha55]

@@Thematic2177 Honestly, just do a wikipedia search at least

[@notatrollll]

@@saritha55 You are abrasive, condescending, and have zero understanding of socioeconomic complexity. This movie was complete dogshit and you are the extremely small minority who liked it, get over yourself. Notice how nobody here agrees with you. No one.

[@gizmobrooch8577]

21:20 also this part just only a year later makes sense, since we have several apps that literally can do this to an extent. You have to give em more detail but it'll do what you think as long as you say what you think.

[@silkshines00]

The way the futuristic simulation equipment is just a nasal cpap mask lmao

[@RestlessThoughts]

Of course she needed his help to get the necklace from her boyfriend - she can't go into the men's bathroom! :P

[@RobertMorgan]

That's an interesting extra layer, the simulation is literally 'not woke'. If it was, she/they could just temporarily identify as male and go in there and get it, just like here in the real world.

[@redforest9269]

@@RobertMorgan "If it was, she/they could just TEMPORARILY identify as male and go in there and get it, just like here in the real world." (emphasis added) Literally NO ONE would accept that. Have YOU heard of anyone saying they'd accept that? I haven't heard of anyone saying they'd accept that. And I'm talking about them blatantly saying so, not just your ASSUMPTIONS about what they believe. The issue of how transgenderism should be handled in these situations is a whole other discussion and there's a lot to consider, but I'm not a fan of strawmanning. I suggest looking up scientific evidence of transgenderism, I've found that it's a physical malformity and does not disprove gender.

[@yellowkiwieuuaaa2746]

I’d say it’s more like The Sims type simulation restriction :p

[@ollieno971]

@@RobertMorgan ....that’s not how it works in real life at all

[@Sheriden.]

@@ollieno971 I see no difference

[@a.jameswood1076]

"He's been in a couple good movies, but then he also voiced Lightning McQueen from Cars... which was a great movie."

[@VibingMeike]

I was just thinking: are you gonna insult one of my favorite childhood movies Elvis?!

[@notatrollll]

@@VibingMeike cars was a good movie IN SPITE of his voice acting. If you rewatch it as an adult, notice how poor his delivery actually was. The other characters were much better.

[@VibingMeike]

@@notatrollll I've actually never heard the full English version, but the Dutch dub (because I'm Dutch lol) and I like that one more

[@splitatorium]

W O W

[@EverlyMorrow]

@@VibingMeike yeah the dutch dub (Im dutch as well) is indeed much better

[@AceGamerZ227]

I know I'm late but I remember! I remember seeing the trailer for this movie and being excited to see it. And then forgot about it and never heard about it again. Now I know why. Thank you

[@jagermanjensen1]

Droppin some love because ur hilarious & ur content is constantly funny

[@Sunny-qs6nb]

I played a lot of animal crossing and now every time you talked about Isabelle I just imagined a dog making a man drug addicted in a simulation

[@Verydeadbarbie]

Isabelles daily announcement is that timmy and tommy are selling crystals for 500 bells

[@darrelsam419]

This is the story of how Isabelle and Tom Nook became work partners in New Horizons.

[@PixelHeroViish]

That sounds like a great idea for a movie

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@PixelHeroViish Yeah. Make it one hell of a comedy movie.

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

@@Verydeadbarbie Now THAT sounds like someone who is high on drugs. Lol

[@Techn0Fox]

The 2 minute clip from the Rick and Morty episode where they are at a space arcade and Morty plays a life simulation game called Roy Yeah that one clip felt more cohesive and interesting than this entire movie

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

Btw, the mc could still be a risk of getting charged for killing his boss, because an autopsy would reveal that the boss experienced blunt force truma and died before falling out of the window, and the last person that saw the boss alive was the mc, who just got fired, so would have motivation to kill.

[@bencheevers6693]

Every time I see that scene in the matrix somewhere or on memes I always try to figure out what the reflections would actually show.

[@grillvogel9240]

I can't even concentrate on what Elvis is saying, I'm distracted by how much I love his mustache.

[@slickboyist]

I honestly think a simulation movie like this based on drug addiction could be a really interesting and meaningful story. I really hope this premise is picked up again by a better filmmaker.

[@dragoneye6229]

Only if they understand the nuance of drug addiction habits being the bad part. I've met a ton of people who use and know they are not physically healthy because of it. I also know that those same people understand the habits of addiction are what people dislike and get disgusted by. For example say you are addicted to heroin and you work a high paying job that lets you afford as much as you want so you never resort to stealing or mugging. No one would know or care. However let's say you are addicted to shaking hands and it's so bad that you literally insist on shaking hands with people when it makes no sense and makes them incredibly uncomfortable. You even accost some people to shake their hands. People will notice this and think accordingly.

[@tylerlynch8559]

I’m currently in active addiction, I am addicted to heroin (and opiates in general), benzos like Xanax and cocaine and speaking as an addict, I would love love a simulation film that deals with addiction but it really would have to be done well and have input from people who have experienced addiction because it is such a personally impacting experience that I needs to be done right. But I really think it could be a cool and unique way to touch on those themes, when done right, simulation films are some of my favorite sci-fi stories. But yea this particular movie was really not it 😂😂.

[@M0rissey]

"A Scanner Darkly" starring Keanu Reeves is a little like that

[@KyleCarrier]

Funny you say that! I've been slowly writing a story/ building a cinematic universe since I was like 15 and this movie is if someone took my idea and totally butchered it in ever way... My idea is waaayyy deeper and the addiction of the simulation is more based on a video game addiction. and being sucked into other worlds. but there is also background lessons about drugs and addiction of all kinds, but its really about a super hero more then its about this kind of stuff and ya, and its a HUGE story I'm not gonna get into right here... but just know... its a thing that will exist. lol. I might even just animate it all myself! Totally possible cause technology is nuts, it will just take forever! cause also its a 5 part mini series not a movie so...

[@angrydrunkengerman2819]

He actually is really good. I haven't seen this so I'll take Elvis' word for it that it's a stinker. 2-1 isn't a bad start. He was an indy guy and this was likely his first bigger budget film with well known actors. My guess would be he had a lot of good ideas but that bigger budget doesn't go as far as people think. Perhaps it was purchased and edited all to hell. I don't know. I would highly recommend his other two films though.

[@Spacecrust]

The movie 'I,Origins' has always stuck with me. It's deeply sad and has such a good ending. 😢

[@pixelwhisper1999]

You literally just described The Matrix with that video title

[@mimistardust3915]

Me and my boyfriend were so confused after this movie, I honestly have no idea what they were going for lmaoo. What pissed me off the most is that he didn't instantly recognize her as the woman he's been drawing, Selma Hayek has a very distinct face he would've realized he had been drawing this crazy woman.

[@oceanbreak387]

Exactly. She's as manifestation when he got super high the first time around (before we join him in the movie) , so when he starts to get high again.. his addiction (her) starts manifesting more and more. That's why at the beginning they didn't recognize each other, because it didn't spiral all that hard yet.

[@__-fk4jz]

@Bobby Gaffin I've been high on a lot of things & you don't forget things that happened to your sober self or other times you've gotten high. That's not how drugs work.

[@oceanbreak387]

@@__-fk4jz why are you inserting your own experience as a baseline? You forget to include that the character has a mental breakdown at the start of the movie as well as not believing his daughter's existence. The director Is literally laying the bread crumbs for the viewer to understand what's going on.. the guy made up killing his boss, build a shelter, created a being out of his own addition..

[@jeebuschristos8423]

Even more distinctive OTHER bits...

[@upsidedownnugget9531]

@@__-fk4jz so you have taken every single drug ever? How would you know that? You wouldn’t know if you have already forgotten

[@shamshiddy]

lets hope this one doesn’t get taken down!

[@ne3856]

Hope so dude.

[@melissajohnson5734]

Well I’m watching it right now so I don’t think it has been

[@shamshiddy]

@JDG3981 the ones that are up now are reposts but the most recent is the video on Zack Snyder. the Skins video is a repost too i believe. and of course the entire “people ruin everything” series

[@nrg6245]

@@shamshiddy fr

[@hafirenggayuda]

Seriously, the moustache is not that offensive

[@xdtfdragon-blade8280]

I'm losing my mind. This video keeps being recommended and I've already accidentally rewatched it THREE TIMES. _HELP ME_

[@wiildrok]

Less than 2 mins in I’m laughing hard. You got yourself a new sub

[@laniluna]

The Magic Crystals going up Owen Wilson’s nose: ⬆️↖️↗️⤴️➡️⬆️

[@krisshaw9464]

What

[@Searyu]

@@krisshaw9464 Cause his nose is all bent, they're navigating all the twists and turns 💀

[@goopguy548]

@@Searyu bent, why would that mean it turns 180 degrees?

[@Searyu]

@@goopguy548 It's almost as if jokes are meant to be exaggerations or something

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

Hahah!

[@davidmayberry3190]

They should have just gone with the Jacob's Ladder ending and had him dying from a drug overdose and the two realities are just a symptom of the drugs and his brain shutting down.

[@JesseSwaney]

Like the ending of Waking Life

[@MarcosGarcia-et1qu]

Is that what happened in Jacob's ladder? Damn son

[@Jartran72]

Thats pretty lame. Nothing meant anything

[@chasekidd]

I'd love it if you did a video on The Signal (2014) It's a movie that I always want to be deeper than it is when I'm watching it.

[@CantonSecurity]

Perfect review

[@sparrow5813]

Me: Can I have Pedro Pascal? Elvis The Alien: No we already have Pedro Pascal at home Pedro Pascal at home:

[@mala6238]

Looks more like Dewey from Scream...

[@erisudesu]

@@mala6238 AHAHAHHAH EXACTLY

[@kirikakirikakirika]

That whole "appreciate the good because of the bad" sentiment was used in the Matrix, too. So this movie basically stole everything. It's mentioned briefly in the first movie, when Neo asks Smith why the robots were so cruel that they created such an imperfect simulation, where people suffer and feel pain and cry. Smith responded by saying the robots actually developed several simulations where every single human was pampered and treated like a god; the perfect life, but the majority of humanity rejected the program because they couldn't mentally fathom such a paradise and felt like something was off.

[@keapixhoudini6263]

Loved that commentary on humanity reflected in Smith's answer

[@yakiralovesall]

And you Trust what Smith said?

[@kirikakirikakirika]

@@yakiralovesall I do think it's easier for humans to imagine a dystopia than a utopia.

[@amarisfrede2]

What always bugs me about that explanation is that, yeah, the first humans would know something was off, but each generation born after would surely adjust and think it's normal! I mean we have super entitled spoiled people, who are not happy all the time, but still do very good. And we have people who suffer horrible abuse from childhood, and who see it as normal, because they have to cope to survive. So, why not just have that first batch of humans be weirded out, but make eveyone else think that 'The time I couldn't find the perfect tablecloth for dinner was the worst day of my life!'? Instead of having thousands on the other hand going... *trigger warning* 'That time daddy went straight to bed with mommy instead of with me was a great day.' ? You can't bullshit me into saying 'we as a species need that to function!'

[@vincevvn]

Really? This movie stole basic philosophy concepts from the matrix? Read a fucking book

[@coilovercat]

I actually kind of liked this movie, I don't really know what's going on and I don't really know the message but it has something to do with escapism and the imagery is kind of cool I guess

[@StefunnyStrange]

*_“Did I hate it as much as you hate my mustache? Probably not.”_* 😂I’m not even gonna lie, I’ve been distracted by the ‘stache in the recent past but I’ve gotten used to it and now I don’t know what was distracting me in the first place because you look great! I think I was just so used to you looking the same way that it stunned me. Kinda like how it stuns me when they show Pedro Pascal WITHOUT a mustache. Like, no thanks. 😂

[@azarinevil]

Bliss: The future is a perfect utopia Also Bliss: Main female lead is a murderous sociopath, who gets joy from hurting old people and built a box of brains stitched together.

[@dhoffnun]

WE NEED YOU TO JACK-IN TO THE SIMULATION! HURRY UP AND PUT ON THIS CPAP MASK!

[@ShinBaaaka]

"sell his Phone, lost his wallet and took drugs from a complete stranger 10 minutes ago" that sounds familiar

[@twiceshy9773]

Lol sounds like Tuesday

[@dvt1393]

Haha I'm glad that I'm not the only one that's been there. 😅😂

[@tathagatabishayee9345]

"I can do this all day."

[@dvt1393]

@Toby Peterkin Ugh, been there. I do not miss those days.

[@WinstonSmithGPT]

I like how the futuristic machine is a CPAP mask from CVS.

[@langolier9]

I do remember really enjoying this movie the first time I saw it you make some very good points and I’m tempted to watch it again to see how I feel about it now

[@RLBevi-ke3wd]

"When you order the matrix from wish" killed me

[@erikthewriter]

It took me 5 minutes to realise that I had actually watched this movie when it came out. It had left no impression on me. I wouldn't be surprised if I forget all about again as soon as I'm finished watching this review.

[@MrBren777]

Perhaps the amnesia is due to you being in a brain machine reality.

[@zaphenath6756]

ok it's been a year since your comment. do you remember this movie now?

[@chanceitall]

Literally watched this 6 months ago and i am seeing the review today. It took me 5 mins to realize it was a movie i had seen lmao.

[@dirkbastardrelief]

Actually, people using a "bad time simulator" so that they appreciate their utopian present is, at the very least, an idea with a lot of potential

[@ZombicidalMadMom81]

This reminds me of a bargain bin version of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror

[@domingorodriguez9649]

Owen Wilson's nose distracts me from everything else so I don't even know what's going on

[@LeeroyPorkins]

And his forehead

[@whocares15]

he looks like the statue of liberty

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@whocares15 Statue of Wowberty

[@samholden1339]

Right? I been watching Loki and I can't help but think every time he's on screen "What the fuck happened to his nose?" 😂

[@samholden1339]

@Tyler Durden Lmao who shit in your cereal this morning?

[@arantarisu_yamu2414]

I just thought of something, when Isabelle met Greg she mentioned her boyfriend was real, but then said in the real world that Greg is her husband? He said nothing about that XD Haha

[@tygerinthenight3255]

Lol 😂

[@arantarisu_yamu2414]

@@tygerinthenight3255 🤣🤣

[@TheRandompaint]

Tru

[@oceanbreak387]

The real world is Greg being high. And Isabel is a manifestation of his addiction...

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

@@oceanbreak387 No shit Sherlock!

[@waly2370]

The futuristic "real world" was filmed in a city(where I'm at rn) in Croatia called Split.

[@biggestastiest]

frankly, i love the stache. makes you kinda look like monsieur gustave h.

[@purplehaze2358]

That mustache is absolutely glorious, and anyone who tells you otherwise is objectively wrong.

[@lespicymaltod537]

BIG FAX

[@TrashbashMan]

I'm so glad the mustache is making a comeback again and my dude has been growing a most glorious one!

[@bartoszbrzuchacz2020]

Looks great!

[@galaktoza]

Yes, you can even calculate how much time has passed since the last video based on that mustache. Truly a masterpiece.

[@zoinksgraphics]

Pretty sure Bill Nye was one of the TV reporters announcing the boss's death at the beginning

[@notatrollll]

Well they paid for 2 scenes. Couldn’t afford a third.

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

It was another channel, some kind of protest against pollution

[@gazblackheart4596]

You know you can start a tab and not pay it off until you leave for the night or if you are a regular sometimes on some other day.

[@AnAmericanMusician]

I'm digging the classy 60s mustache.

[@alender6200]

now all you have to do is grow this stache long enough to twirl it maniacaly

[@cosmicpepe3973]

Soon…soon lol

[@joshlamb707]

"Every single person here gets a base of $500,000k a year." So everyone gets five hundred million dollars a year? Okay then.

[@Jarles666]

I love you Elvis, all through the years. I have moved countries, gotten married, had a whole life all while watching your whole career. Still doin the same shit but i aint neva leavin

[@JohnSmith-te5oo]

Brains in vats is a very old and common theme ... In philosophy/sci-fi

[@enterprisekid]

18:04 Knowing that Owen Wilson has all those nose injurys, he could very well have Sleep Apnea, meaning that could be *his* CPAP that he uses to sleep. I now choose to belive Owen Wilson came ready to try and sleep through as much of this production as he could.

[@ALotofTomFoolery]

9:02 elvis doesn't even question why bill nye is in this movie

[@ElvistheAlien]

I mention him later in the review

[@ALotofTomFoolery]

Oh. I didn't watch the whole thing. Lol

[@ALotofTomFoolery]

This is awesome. Thanks for replying.

[@marianatheschizoid5912]

Apparently Slavoj Zizek is also in it...

[@luke2max]

Haha I was wondering why?

[@emanuelperez3595]

Rockin the vince McMahon mustache 2 years before damn

[@alancham4]

What a twist!

[@WayneBristol]

I used to have the same CPAP mask Greg wakes up with. I always laugh when I see them in movies being used as some kinda sci fi contraption.

[@dogouchu4356]

What did you use it for? Id imagine oxygen during sleep

[@WayneBristol]

@@dogouchu4356 It doesn't use any separate gas like O2 or anything. It just pushes the regular air from the room. CPAP stands for Continuous Positive Airway Pressure. Basically forces your airway to stay open while you sleep. I have severe sleep apnea, so without it my throat closes up and I wake up gasping for air.

[@houndy752]

Same here

[@deanchur]

"This guy gave everyone $500k a year" "Well that would explain why the can of Coke I just bought cost $20"

[@RobertMorgan]

It would have made more sense if the writers just said that asteroid mining had brought about a post-scarcity society and that there no longer was a form of currency, that whatever one wanted within reason they just got, a la Star Trek.

[@the_chosen_one5642]

@@RobertMorgan i this is what they tried to do but they just suck at it

[@pippinlatham4857]

@@RobertMorgan luxury gay space communism

[@roseCatcher_]

@@the_chosen_one5642 It's most probably because any attempt to realistically depict a post-scarcity society would've appeared just as ridiculous. And that's exactly what they did.

[@Silkie_Dragon]

No no. It’s 500 000k😂 god even the scripting accuracy was bad

[@misterwizardman4309]

This whole movie in your little snippets looks actually kind of interesting

[@himonightbreeze]

It's a small chance, but he might have already had a running tab with the bar. Some places still do that.