THE KISSING BOOTH 3 - The Nonsensical Conclusion Nobody Wanted

[@ElvistheAlien]

now I will fall asleep forever Go to helixsleep.com/elvisthealien to get up to $200 off your mattress, plus two free pillows.

[@yunuspolli6058]

Hi

[@yeruncleda8144]

Do a video on Christopher lambert, he deserves it after you glossed over him in the Bruce Willis vid

[@suzuplaza]

no thanks

[@zerogravity2264]

Can you review a movie you normally wouldn't review it's called "Ichi the Killer" I watched it on Shudder and fell in love with it. It's a really ridiculous movie but it has decent acting and that's what saves it.

[@gamingsubject2915]

Do the fractures movie it's confusing

[@someguynamedelijah]

The only way The Kissing Booth 3 would be good is if it ended with Nic Cage showing up, turning into Ghost Rider, and then killing everyone for being awful.

[@highjumpkick999]

That was the original movie, but it was cut out last minute. Trust me, I know, I was the chair at the meeting room.

[@bearthebeast7473]

I would pay to see this happen

[@Thesigmaone747]

Hell ya I want that.

[@monarchschwoop52]

Not Marco tho

[@bearthebeast7473]

@@monarchschwoop52 yeah spare marco

[@nicks1451]

Ladies, if your boyfriend refuses to dress up like Mario characters and drive around in go karts with you, just break up with him. You can do better.

[@Vulnresati]

If I found a girl who actually willingly wanted to talk to me about anything Mario related I might actually feel something

[@swatneo8773]

Marco is a chad

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

if he's waluigi, even better

[@haka-katyt7439]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 if he dresses as waluigi you need to marry him asap

[@flaviomonteiro1414]

If he dress up as Bowsette doest it count as a red flag?

[@Manny-mg6ej]

I love how easily everyone in netflix movies get into Harvard or Berkeley

[@kevincola3184]

Apparently they're all incredibly intelligent and maintain a 4.0 GPA. Also they're all Honor Students.

[@literally.kratos1968]

@@kevincola3184 the funniest part is that even if you have like a 5.0 gpa and are honor students you still wouldn’t get accepted to harvard.

[@TheNocturnalLogician]

Everyone forgot to mention the SATs. They have to score pretty high on those to even be considered for enrollment.

[@footlessmoonbadger7189]

Because according to Hollywood, those are the only colleges/Universities that exist in America.

[@tonijelecevic9238]

*sad Yale and Columbia noises*

[@alchemy5750]

Elle goes to USC to learn game design So she'll spend her entire life behind a desk unwrapping UVWs, connecting vertices and writing literal pages in C++ only to get a glitch for the 77th time. I mean, CGI and game desing is a great and beautyful thing (i work in CG myself and I love it) but Elle never even showed any kind of affinity towards computers and such. The writers probably though "game design" sounds cool, or just forgot to show the countless years Elle spent next to a desk with Unreal Engine launched and about 7 coffee cups emptied per day.

[@spottyhead]

Professional animator here. Can confirm, live off of coffee. "Working on cartoons" sounds like a cool job and I do love what I do but damn it's a lot of work and yes, sometimes mind-numbing lol

[@spottyhead]

@Adison Woodard When cracked Adobe programs work better than licensed Adobe products... lol

[@___5966]

The fact people think Noah isn’t toxic scares me💀

[@dispickle5971]

Bro, Elle CHEATED on Noah. Noah never cheated on Elle. If my gf told me that she was going to be hanging out with the man she cheated on me with, I’d be PISSED. It’s not like Marco is an ex boyfriend, that would be slightly more okay to hang out with. Noah tried making things up to Elle with a nice dinner, she ditched him while he was trying to fix their relationship to do a flash mob??? Me and my gf have watched all 3 movies and couldn’t help but think the entire time how shitty of a person Elle is

[@___5966]

@@dispickle5971 Bruh💀Noah is so controlling over Elle’s actions. I understand that Elle is also toxic, but so is Noah.

[@dispickle5971]

@@___5966 what did he do that’s controlling, Lowkey obsessed over how annoying Elle is so I forgot some stuff noah did

[@___5966]

@@dispickle5971 In the first movie Elle didn’t want to get in his car, so he slammed his hand in the car and yelled at her to get in, basically scaring her into getting in his car. The scene that follows is her silently crying while he drives. Very uncomfy scene💀 Noah is also just a shit person in general. All of these characters are shit except Marco.

[@13thKingMu]

@@dispickle5971 Noah is still sh*t like he overreact everything like a child who bragging their parents because they didn't bring any that he wanted. Elle is the same thing but worse and Lee is acting like a actual child Marco is the only one who is just a normal guy who just happens to drag down to the series because why not

[@AstraVex]

"TALK TO HER! FIGHT FOR HER!" Yes! Fight for Elle, she has so many nice qualities, like.........................🤷‍♀️

[@michaelfireheart8300]

Like I love Dance Dance Revolution and I'm quirky! Not like my personality is leeching off everyone else or anything!

[@honeytoast9204]

She’s a red head and………………I got nothing

[@robertapascal6962]

She has a face.

[@That_RedRunner]

_Shes exists...?_

[@justoc1144]

Same can be said about lee and Noah

[@bootsthecat6718]

The first time I saw an ad for this movie I immediately thought, "I cannot wait for Elvis to review this"

[@plaguedoctor_pr1658]

Same

[@zomberzoom6736]

Same lol

[@scranomboi009]

Same lol.

[@mjbwalker640]

Saamme

[@bbydrvr]

Ikr

[@ingloriousMachina]

I've never seen a cast more uninterested in their own movie. And I refuse to believe anybody would actually be friends with Elle in real life.

[@cheeseisherelive]

Tbh they are all so unlikable, I wouldn’t befriend any of them

[@bobbobson9952]

It's funny how they try to make it as being a shitty and toxic person is just a normal part of being a teenager.

[@GwyndolinOwO]

@@bobbobson9952 right? teens are stupid sometimes but i'd say 99% of kids you see in school get into drama thats barely anything. Someone like Noah wouldn't be able to exist without people being upset with him way more often. I feel like whoever makes these movies forgets you can make an interesting highschool/college movie without one of the main cast being a bully or flat out toxic? that's just my opinion tho.

[@Silvermoon424]

Love your avatar, Erina is the most unappreciated JoJo waifu.

[@mirage1049]

@@Silvermoon424 Erina is garbage bro! Fugo is best Waifu

[@Yuunarii]

14:19 that tripped me up. Instantly checked Discord.

[@Elwolfshy]

Same D:

[@madmouse1016]

fuckin' same, I was like "Wait, was I in a call I didn't know about???"

[@Techn0Fox]

The fact this franchise exists and got two sequels so far is a mind-boggling fever dream.

[@Nordsee33]

It’s because people watch it because its so bad its kinda interesting l

[@GH90-_]

The same can also be said for norm of the north

[@ZxMoonLightxZ]

If you just want a really fucking bad high school movie, it's quite good. Like, for the laughs xD

[@randomgamer4458]

It’s actually a nightmare

[@notyourdaddude1957]

Can't believe this big pile of trash was popular enough to make a franchise about it, holy crap people have low standards nowadays huh.

[@SomaShiori]

Plot Twist: This entire series was just build up to El finally realizing how shitty of a boyfriend Noah is and how unbelievably clingy Lee is thus leaving them both for Marco....ahhh yes one day it will all be reveled in Kissing Booth 7....and then they will promptly reboot the entire series to start the whole thing over again!!!!

[@blueace1000]

Marco is way too good for her also that last part made me feel physical pain

[@elipeeli]

that could be a solid fanfiction though if the real writers won't do it

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@blueace1000 marko is pretty shitty for still trying to get with Elle even though she clearly has a boyfriend.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

The others should also realize Elle has no good qualities about her and that in general, they’re all shitty.

[@blueace1000]

@@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe aw man

[@Enntro]

Here's a suggestion for the next instalment of this franchise: Put all these characters in a horror movie and everyone dies in the end.(maybe Marco could survive)

[@vlagetable]

AHS crossover 😂

[@aye-ayeron2411]

Plot twist: Marcos actually the killer.

[@blessed8543]

Marco would have to die, because nice guys finish last

[@neliaferreira9983]

Noah would immediately invite a zombie inside the house just to spite his girlfriend, and then be all dramatic that she hid in the closet together with another person.

[@MaliciousCorpse]

@@blessed8543 Would you describe yourself as a nice guy?

[@keyonalyles2267]

The worst part about the whole Kissing Both franchise is that I live with a mother who actually loves this shit for some reason.

[@blueismylove3128]

Ugh same. It made my mom cry.

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

Same, but mine loves shitty Hallmark movies

[@keyonalyles2267]

@@Елена-о4н2т XD

[@keyonalyles2267]

@@THATRANDOMDUDE99999 XD

[@keyonalyles2267]

@@blueismylove3128 😂😂😂

[@Ukiby3000]

Basically what I get from this: Noah = My first ex, who was a douche and a manipulative asshole Marco = My current boyfriend, who does a lot of fun things with me and never makes me feel like I'm being ignored I'm not saying Elle is an idiot like past me but...

[@monicaaboites5053]

Elle is the true “oh gal, realize out”

[@ALDAL]

who is lee on your life? ._.

[@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529]

@@ALDAL the stalker friend who secretly wants to tie you up and *bahbabooey* you but decides not to because he’s too busy crying like a little bitch

[@maffe_distroyer]

Does your actual boyfriends convince you to cheat on your past boyfriend instead of talk you how u should leave? Or just the good part of marco?

[@Ukiby3000]

@@maffe_distroyer Just the good parts XD Actually my first ex did cheat on me at the time on top of everything else utdmhxmhxmh

[@MegaSarah116]

When I found out people actually like these movies I cried inside

[@sadsadtearsofaclown859]

Ik people who genuinely like after 🤮

[@daniboy4153]

50 Shades... The fans of that movie creep me out

[@sky-sx5gt]

@@daniboy4153 idk how people can even like that book/movie series. It's gross

[@jesspat7009]

@@sky-sx5gt And there are people that like 365 Days movie...

[@nanarae2921]

lots of my kpop idols like kissing booth and im like :/

[@TheArmyOfOne100]

For a second I thought El going for game design was random, then I realized I knew literally nothing about her personality (because nobody in this movie has one) and anything would’ve come out of left field.

[@Nam01116]

If the Kissing Booth 4 SOMEHOW comes out, I will literally pass away.

[@ge2719]

you know there will. these things probably cost nothing to make, and are an excuse for the production crew to go on holiday. like adam sandler "comedy" films became.

[@buttlicker1251]

@@ge2719 except its adam sandler and not these people so we can make an exception

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I think Rei will pass away from more than just the 4th movie.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@buttlicker1251 I'd legitimately watch that just because I have a soft spot for Adam and it'd still be far better.

[@crazygur1y]

don't mind me, just commenting so I can come back to this if I ever see Kissing Booth 4 come out

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Not sure which character irritates me more, Noah the man child or Lee the actual child

[@jeremyusreevu237]

What about Elle? She's the worst.

[@wa4645]

@@jeremyusreevu237 none of them is redeemable. Not a SINGLE character is remotely good, they're all equally shitty.

[@nararanaraiii2022]

@@wa4645 Marco is nice

[@amanda_2829]

@@nararanaraiii2022 He's not that great either... Marco makes moves on someone that is already in a relationship and sticks around her after she rejected him. Basically, he's stalking her in this movie because he had no point being there except chasing Elle. Like, does this dude have no self respect? He just looks okay-ish by comparison.

[@nararanaraiii2022]

@@amanda_2829 dood is literally working close to where they're taking a vacation, he's not like chasing her around taking pictures. He saw her crying and tried to help. Like he never forces her to do anything (unlike her abusive boyfriend), he's supportive and cares about her. Even tho he got rejected he is willing to still be a supportive friend. Like if he was being stalky I would get it, but he likes her and he is waiting for her to realize that her boyfriend is a piece of shit, while never trying actively to make them break up.

[@Hazzard2theworld911]

Elvis: I hate this movie I don’t care I don’t want to watch it! Also Elvis: MARCO IS SO MUCH BETTER FOR ELLE THAN NOAH

[@jamarijamari3478]

Lmao I think he likes it secretly

[@madmouse1016]

Lowkey was waiting to hear that Marco and Chloe just ended up together lmfao

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

@Madmouse 101 I like the idea of hooking up Marco and Chloe. They’d certainly have a healthier relationship than any of the other couples in this series.

[@notyourdaddude1957]

That doesn't mean he likes the movie though, he already said multiple times that he doesn't like it so i don't understand how you got to that conclusion just because he talked about a character from the movie. The movies are garbage and the only reason he reviewed them is because trashing bad movies it's part of his content.

[@hish33p32]

You guys have no idea how many people in the Philippines actually love this movie series unironically and keeps dubbing it as a rom-com masterpiece

[@blessiemasancay4818]

Wtf.

[@tobyjohn4682]

So that's where they're getting their cash for the sequels.

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

What do they know?

[@erika.s]

Gosh... From all countries, I never expected this from Philippines...

[@trulyspxrkz]

A romcom WHAT⁉️

[@QS6K]

As soon as I seen this movie on Netflix, I immediately thought about how much mental trauma Elvis has to deal with when he sees this. Poor bastard.

[@AxxLAfriku]

whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear t

[@PuddingXXL]

I'm more concerned about the trauma you got lol

[@QS6K]

@@PuddingXXL Trust me buddy, I had the worst time of my life watching that massacre.

[@Knochenbrigade]

Why do you guys even watch it freely? What the fuck is wrong with you? In Elvis' case i can understand it, he wasn't doing it because he wanted it.

[@crimson8867]

@@AxxLAfriku who even are you?

[@leighacaitlynn]

Absolutely pissing tears at how hard that dude is going with that hula hoop

[@emkato21]

Fr

[@michaelfireheart8300]

I would've laughed if this movie ended with Ell getting pregnant and them having Ell break a rule about not getting knocked up by your bestie's relatives for some reason.

[@vlagetable]

Rule 34: you can have children only from your best friend 😂

[@michaelfireheart8300]

@@vlagetable haha, seems like something this franchise would do! Rule 35: Name the child after your bestie!

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

@@vlagetable that sounds horrible imagine the child being a combination of elle and lee 😭

[@casualjacob776]

I can't believe they had two chances to make a story where the original "lovers" of the first movie find their actual lover in another movie and missed it both times.

[@___5966]

The Kissing Booth 4 will be about how Elle and Marco go to the same college and shitty drama and toxic relationships ensue💀

[@williamjames7293]

then in kissing booth 5 elle is having a polygamy relationship with college debt and toxic relationship

[@dssolve]

I legit let out all my anger, swearing in front of a screen while watching this movie. Never felt this relaxed in all my life

[@cyborgwizard8923]

I didn't even watch the video yet and I'm already horrified because they actually made a third film. Edit: Holy fuck they were playing Killer Instinct, leave that game out of this.

[@haka-katyt7439]

Imagine a 4th movie....

[@strawberrybandage]

@@haka-katyt7439 don't jinx it :(

[@GauravKumar-jr2rd]

@@strawberrybandage You know that's gonna happen with the gullible teens and bored out moms watching it enough to make it famous. I do think its the self insert fantasy for them... its mostly is with these sort of stories.

[@cyborgwizard8923]

@Just_Taco I genuinely think it's a similar effect that the Twilight books had on young teens; an unhealthy relationship, masked as a romantic one, to appeal to a younger audience who really has no idea what a proper relationship should be yet and written by people who don't know how to construct a decent story.

[@michaelfireheart8300]

The only thing worse than the story in the kissing booth trilogy, is the ending that makes all the drama pointless. I mean seriously, the ending renders the whole series as a waste of time as nothing was gained nor lost.

[@kaykutcher2103]

Netflix made money and I'm a few braincells short.

[@michaelfireheart8300]

@@kaykutcher2103 did they though? I mean after Cuties they lost millions of people and these films were really only watched by a handful of KZbinrs, so they really didn't make that much.

[@michaelfireheart8300]

@@kaykutcher2103 but then again, given the movies look like their budget was a 5 dollar bill and a Little Caesars pizza, they probably did make some money, just not much.

[@notmalcolmm]

the only good part of this film is that one guy who shouts out "WARIO!" when he saw Marco in a Wario costume. Literally everything else falls flat

[@notmalcolmm]

@Larger than life literally the mario bit was only fun to watch, they were throwing bob omb paintballs and a banana peel at someone's face

[@outpesticide]

I would kill for Elvis to review one of those Resident Evil movies. The first one is a pretty basic early-2000s horror movie, but the sequels are all batshit insane. Edit: Called it

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

What is it with teen love triangle movies that have an honest, supportive boy who loves the female protagonist but she ends up being with the douchebag that treats her like crap?

[@cole7930]

Because society 😞

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Because bad writing. My bf is the sweetest little cinnamon bun you can imagine, and we don't fight at all. But that wouldn't be interesting to watch, would it? This is why I like romance as part of other genres but *LOATHE* romances on their own. If the conflict is something else, we can afford to represent a good couple without conflict.

[@tyrannospear826]

thats the story of life bro

[@floraposteschild4184]

@@tyrannospear826 This "story of life" is fiction, based on a book written by a 17-year-old (really). The other writers and the director are two late middle-aged guys. Who seem inspired by r/niceguys.

[@gabrielac2663]

I do agree I hate love triangles but damn , Marco is like an stalker. She already said no, she has a boyfriend, and he keeps on insisting again and again, even though he's not abusive that's a major red flag too. That's how you get killed

[@MorrisseyMuse]

I thought college/uni was either a place where academics of society go to begin their careers, and where all the rest go for drugs, alcohol and sex?

[@alexthebudgie9071]

Or if your me, it’s both. Haha jk, I’m not academic and I don’t do anything interesting ever. I also have no redeeming qualities and I’m literally just turning up to classes and hoping I don’t fail.

[@uzytkownik15]

hey, it's both. People who party hard and don't drop out in the first semester are mostly the best students. The answer is - if you can get a good work/private life balance at the age of 20,there's some great things waiting for you in life

[@EmperorPenguinXRemas]

Its both. I can say from experience.

[@kosiqueensly4506]

Nah it’s both. You just need to develop time management skills

[@denji5426]

@@alexthebudgie9071 never seen a comment i relate to more

[@WowOafus]

When Noah said Marco was only there because he’s in love with her, the best line for Marco would have been “at least someone does.”

[@fastony9659]

The Kissing Booth trilogy; nobody wanted it, but everybody hate-watched it, so Netflix made it. Congratulations people, you played yourselves.

[@lindsaybrady9472]

6:54 I love how put the emoji with the half open mouth when the list says to jump off a high cliff

[@PLAG6411]

I like that this movie has "The Kissing Booth" in the title but the kissing booth only appears at the end of the movie. It's like making a movie from Back to the future, but without the time travel

[@klavdiatykovka]

the entire kissing booth series is literally just obnoxious detached from reality rich kid relationship drama and I hate it no character in this thing is even relatable, especially the main one, because wow, boohoo, you can't choose between two prestigious colleges because you want to both hang out with your friend that on other note you're apparently obligated to go to college with by some dumb rule you made up from childhood and with your bland boyfriend that you're in a questionable lowkey highkey abusive relationship with, so many normal teenagers have that exact thing going on in their life right I know that this is made for people to insert themselves into this life where they have some hot rich bad-boy boyfriend and a dorky friend but this is so cheap as a trope and here it's not even written well

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

Elvis is the first commentator to point out that Noah should be blamed for spiking the ball into Marco. About time!

[@rg-pq1kb]

Isn’t it on Marco to block the shot? Noah spiked the ball… it’s not his job to make Marco look good

[@accessdenied4551]

hey man, my dog died a couple days ago and i have been binging your stuff and it has made it easier to deal with because of your funny videos that i can just escape to. thank you for making them, i know you probably won't see this, but i still wanted to thank you for helping me through this, so thank you.

[@SonicHaXD]

This movie isn't bad. It's frustrating. FKING FRUSTRATING XD

[@adragonwithalaptop9630]

The case for all the shitty movies

[@oragamiowl5031]

It’s both. Bad and frustrating.

[@ForeverCacti]

It’s worse than bad Saying bad to this movie would be a compliment

[@rileyjfosbre6383]

Main, I hate trilogies- hey, wait, don’t I know you from somewhere?

[@notyourdaddude1957]

Yes it is bad, what's wrong with you?

[@camerongrondzki2716]

Your suffering is our entertainment. Thank you for your noble sacrifice.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

If Elvis's laugh was a person, I'd ask them out

[@Currency1001]

Sammeeee

[@moxiemaxie3543]

@@Currency1001 we can share, im not the jealous type.

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@@moxiemaxie3543 This certainly went in a direction lol. I laughed pretty loudly at this.

[@dharmabum2838]

What about his farts? 👋 ya silly bag of sillyness!

[@Jdn__0001]

For the second god damn time, they make Marco, the nicest, coolest, most attractive and caring people in the movie. They make him look like the bad guy and Noah the good person. Even though, he is a controlling asshole. I hate this movie series, Marco is easily the best character ever in the series.

[@metallicmaiden409]

Anyone with a brain and self respect would choose marco Not Elle, tho, she has neither and is also toxic af Good for marco, he deserves someone better

[@ge2719]

marco should have literally turned around in any scene and walked up to the nearest woman, she'd be more attractive in personality and looks than the main character.

[@metallicmaiden409]

@@ge2719 especially with that godawful hairstyle they gave her at the end She looks 40

[@blueismylove3128]

@@aiglentinaa She cut her hair way before that. I'm surprised people had a hard time realizing she had on a wig this movie and even the second movie sense they didn't do a very good job at making it look natural. That being said, they could have at least styled her short her better. Believe it or not there are so many better choices for short hair than the 14 year old "I'm insecure about my forehead" look.

[@flameron1]

Because…he is the bad guy? He keeps going after this girl who he knows is in a relationship even after getting rejected and when she’s with her boyfriend….like…honestly he’s kinda of an asshole. Noah hasn’t even been controlling since the first movie? What’s wrong with asking his girlfriend to stop inviting the person she cheated on him with to everything they do lol. Marco literally has no reason to exist other then trying to steal a girl who’s taken. That’s pretty scummy

[@belgianstuff]

"Remember how childish he was?" no, I don't remember a single thing aside from the title.

[@HanaNoMachi]

Honest to god I would’ve (kinda) forgiven this series if Elle had only realized that the relationships she had with both Lee and Noah were toxic and childish so she moves away from them while trying to patch things up and reconcile with Marco.

[@lemons8272]

Can we just appreciate how cool Elvis’ merch is. They’re really cool designs and don’t have his name plastered everywhere. I’d buy it not just to support him but because of the cool designs

[@butterlove1605]

Yeah, his stuff is really great. Elvis is pretty well known for having some of the best merch and how he handles it and his store, and I think he deserves it.

[@KazuiYutaka]

I hate when youtubers have merch with just… their names on it. So fucking cringe

[@mat8448]

Totally not a bot comment or an alt account of his....

[@samobee5988]

Elvis stop using alt accounts

[@lemons8272]

Istg I’m not a bot or alt account lmao

[@LucasN00b]

we live in a universe where kissing booth gets 2 sequels yet my favorite book couldn't have a decent adaptation that covers the entire story

[@DanteV2019]

What book would that be?

[@LucasN00b]

@@DanteV2019 Berserk, it had 3 adaptations and none of them were good (97 version was ok, but only covered like half an arc)

[@DanteV2019]

@@LucasN00b my problem with the 97 version was of the stuff that was left out although I get why some was left out but I still question why Skull Knight was left out

[@LucasN00b]

@@DanteV2019 yea, that's my biggest problem with all Berserk adaptations. the 97 version cuts out characters and only covered the Golden Age arc, the trilogy skipped a lot of character development, and the 2016 version skipped all of those and even skipped entire arcs

[@DanteV2019]

@@LucasN00b I’m so glad that 2016 left out the lost children chapters as they would’ve ruined how dark those were and the amazing character moments the chapters have

[@nikilpaul6366]

Noah is freaking toxic! Let's see how long can this El character last with him- the entire triology summarised!

[@gaspardp7314]

now now, calling El a "character" is a bit too much, I'd say she's closer to a draft of a character

[@ninjanibba4259]

Noah is the only mature person in this, especially Rachel

[@Aly_224]

@@ninjanibba4259 he really wasn’t that mature in this movie. Elvis even proved it

[@SossboyOG]

@@gaspardp7314 I’d say she’s a npc😂

[@xxxmaysilssss690]

@@Aly_224 no one is lmao

[@angelicvega7040]

I could barely make it half an hour into the movie before I wanted to break the tv. It felt like a massive waste of time and sanity. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

Everyone’s all up in arms about Noah having a completely platonic friendship with Chloe, but forgiving Elle for straight-up making out with Marco on live television? Both Elle and Noah have a platonic friend of the opposite gender, and only Elle cheated.

[@wolfzmusic9706]

i love how like 90% of the scenes you showed of Elle show her crying/almost crying 😂

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

because that's the movie

[@ultra_gagayay]

Elvis being forced to watch the kissing booth is now a culture

[@CaesartheX]

I feel like watching Elvis try to hype himself up in the beginning to watch this movie gave the same energy and daddy Cage turning into the Ghost Rider.

[@d1v1nel2ight]

People said that everyone has their own taste and I always try to respect their opinion even if I didn't like it. But this trilogy is something that I cannot and will never understand why people like it.

[@randomgoblinmanthatlikeska6177]

You can just hear the sadness in his voice.

[@soka6732]

The slaughter continues

[@xeibei4804]

YESSS THE TRILOGY CONTIUES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

[@MrShrog]

So now we have to think about something worse to torture Elvis

[@JustWhyBruv]

Poor elvis this feels like he's in "Loose End"

[@RedshirtAfficionado]

Cringe

[@JustWhyBruv]

@@RedshirtAfficionado ehh

[@JustWhyBruv]

Kind of

[@GT_Mr.C]

well elvis, the pain ends with this since it’s the last of the series (:

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Nah, they’re gonna make it a full series; I’m counting on it

[@GT_Mr.C]

@@TheMedicatedArtist netflix confirmed this is the end so lol

[@antoineleyglene]

@@GT_Mr.C but the end doesn't mean no REBOOOOOOT I hate this series I want it erased

[@BILLCIPHER8]

Unless the next movie follows El's daughter. And El's daughter and Lee's son become friends (Since they are cousins) and make thier own list that causes a different conflict in the future. So basically the two kids going down the same way as thier parents. Except it's different. Idk how but different.

[@phlippy]

Hands down the best transition to helix sleep promotion I've ever seen

[@mselibrown1]

1:46 Lol I was 100% sure someone was knocking at my door

[@pblm6772]

The suffering is endless, kissing booth 4 is in production

[@coolerreviews6580]

YOURE LYING

[@ghosto_o7536]

I don't think it is? Lmao

[@thelifeofkarlos]

Please tell me you're lying

[@ghosto_o7536]

@@thelifeofkarlos I'm pretty sure that they planned for it to be a trilogy, so I'm pretty sure they are lying

[@lgbtqiarights]

YOU’RE LYING. YOU HAVE TO BE.

[@tnrproductions1231]

Ever since I saw this on Netflix recently, I’ve been eagerly awaiting this exact video. Thank you

[@lokischild5170]

17:19 Actually, goldfish can have memories that can last for several months. Lee has a memory more akin to an earthworm, just like his personality. Then again, that's an insult to earthworms.

[@Don-ds3dy]

It's amazing how easy it is to get into Harvard in these movies.

[@Trudorz]

When Elvis said "see you in the next one" I'm pretty sure he means Kissing Booth 4

[@pikapal91]

Kayaking outside of the Giants stadium is a real thing that people do. Left handed batters often hit home runs that go over the right field wall, and they land in the ocean.

[@juliet4521]

Great I get to scream into the void again. WHO GREENLIT A THIRD ONE? I NEED AnSweRsSSSS

[@chiefmofo]

I like how you have moments where you seriously ponder the logistics of the movie's plot and character motivations and then exasperatedly catch yourself.

[@afriendofepicproportions]

When you talked about Lee's girlfriend, I was genuinely confused when you called her Rachael because all throughout the last review you referred to her as Stephanie lmao

[@weebmatics]

Immedialty clicked off of a Baka Mitai meme to see this :> Lets suffer together lol

[@That_RedRunner]

_Dame Da Ne..._

[@swagwolfgang]

Kissing booth: review for the memes Kissing booth 3: actually care about the characters

[@MrGoofyGooberson]

I remember seeing a community post from Netflix that says kissing booth 3 is now streaming The comments were great

[@StarShipGray]

Most ridiculous part of “The Kissing Booth” saga? The idea that this many people would find Joey King to be the most beautiful and desirable woman on earth.

[@silashurd3597]

I mean, she pretty but I’ve seen better

[@lolLol-tg3bv]

IKR LIKE ACTUALLY😂😂 I don’t thinks she’s necessarily an unattractive girl but she’s no prize either

[@themonsteraddictmmxvi1564]

I give her a weak 8

[@vinize]

@@themonsteraddictmmxvi1564 shes a 6 tops, that duck face of hers is so ackward

[@NCcatlady]

Or that her character could get into Berkeley or Harvard

[@Mu-bg7xq]

At this point, your videos really help me going through the job week, thanks man, appreciated :)

[@Jimifan57]

If you need a movie to review, check out A Sound of Thunder. It had everything going for it -- a good cast, a name director, and it was based on a classic Ray Bradbury short story. But it has an amazing production-hell backstory and turned out so awful that it has to be seen to be believed.

[@absolutebackfire191]

I bought this as a dvd from a thrift store, and this movie is an absolute dumbster fire

[@Jimifan57]

@@absolutebackfire191 I just watched it again last night, and it's so hilariously bad, especially the effects, that it's fun.

[@mattpierre891]

Terrible, and made in the beginning of green screen technology so the effects are wretched-looking.

[@Jimifan57]

@@mattpierre891 Especially the shots where they're clearly walking on a treadmill with fake green-screen scenes in the background.

[@StoicVeR]

That is a shame to hear. There's a TV series of Ray Bradbury shorts, and one that made it onto the show was "A Sound of Thunder." For a televised series, the special effects - T-Rex, didn't look bad at all. I really don't want to watch the 2005 version though....

[@sinfullily9113]

You should review "I'm a cyborg but that's ok". I personally enjoyed it.

[@daimen06]

Second that as a personal fav. And one of my favorite romance movies.

[@markiangooley]

Plenty of people are cyborgs. Arguably I’m one. It’s okay.

[@Wintxr-WoIf]

THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED

[@iswearimgoodatthegame9555]

I don’t care how long it takes, all I want is a mortal Kombat annihilation review

[@fauna5328]

Mista GG did one

[@o_ver2.094]

@@fauna5328 thats a Name i havent heard in a long time

[@silashurd3597]

I’d like to see him review the 2021 and/or animated ones

[@iswearimgoodatthegame9555]

@@silashurd3597 ooooh yeah that would be cool, or like the web series?

[@kingl1859]

Me: says Kissing Booth is trash All girls in my class: I‘m about to ruin this man‘s career

[@MadotsukiGaming]

Goldfish actually have good memory, just thought I'd point this out

[@noellethomas2589]

Movie recs (all incredibly well-made, but tragic): Hard Candy (this movie goes in a drastically different direction than what the beginning sets up- don't be too discouraged/grossed out by the start of it); Mary and Max; Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri; Harold and Maude (quirky dark comedy from the 70s that Kevin Smith loves); Come and See (quite literally the best movie ever made. Elem Klimov, the director, completely stopped making films after Come and See because he knew he couldn't outdo it. Also, the whole thing is on KZbin! The Criterion release is obviously nicer).

[@JodieBarbwireHeart]

Hard Candy 100%

[@floraposteschild4184]

Someone put Come and See on KZbin?! Well, good on them, but how was it not taken down, for multiple reasons?

[@subsWithoutavideo-tq8in]

thank you for doing this sacrifice for us

[@bloodknight0726]

8:24 Elvis literally just named the three things I've loved since childhood

[@rubiscubis6803]

Rule #2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure your bestie is really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.

[@theratman9098]

I’m convinced Netflix is only good at making shows

[@hydrokineticpowerhouse]

Do Tucker and Dale vs Evil! I saw the kill count for it, watched it, bought it, loved it.

[@OfficialSatelliteMan]

Sick movie. Underrated.

[@boofjake]

I swear to god harem anime are more realistic than all 3 Kissing Booth movies

[@lgbtqiarights]

i haven’t even finished it yet. i started it, like, 2 months ago. the pure awfulness of the 3rd movie is so strong

[@Cybersixx.]

The longer that part with the hula hoops played the more I died. 😂😂😂😂

[@CoingamerFL]

Bro that wario scene is the best thing in the movie and you cant even convince me otherwise

[@c.8565]

Ahhhh yes. Just the person I needed kissing booth content from today. Thanks for making my night.

[@SmackAbowl]

Elvis using the Conkers Bad Fur Day overworld theme in his videos is my favorite thing about him tbh! True Legend.

[@MATTTURNER747]

I love elvis' personality so much

[@brianlawson3757]

I've watched a bunch of these reviews and I always had this eerie feeling I had seen you somewhere else on KZbin. It finally clicked today and I realized you remind me of Bobby Duke. I'm not sure if it's just his video style, but for months my brain was mix-matching the two of you for some weird reason and I only now figured it out. Human brains are strange like that.

[@y.amamiya6725]

I'm glad I trusted my guts not trusting my classmates' taste when they squealed about how great kissing booth was. Love the review by the way. Keep up the good work!

[@kidstain]

I've been waiting on this we finally have the kissing booth trilogy on the channel now🤣

[@noobmaster9347]

The pain never ends

[@simondavis750]

I love how invested you are in their relationships. You start off in pain from having to watch it but proceed to get fully involved in their dating choice. C'mon dude, you love it.

[@betweenthedimensions8315]

10:01 “grrfriend”