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Centrelink... living the dream.
Bitta welfare for the Australian people. AKA the dole bludgers of Australia.
yeah mate best i can do for the dole is a $12.60 payment a fortnight...
Every Centrelink Worker Ever... | Garn
Cenno

[@GarnComedy]

despite being unemployed garry is somehow constantly drinking a near full 1.25L bottle of coke in public one of lifes true mysteries.

[@artiebartie786]

yes

[@honoyetameow5349]

Because cokes cheaper than water mate.

[@thegamingrepublic7014]

He gets his mates to buy it for him “Oi Barry ya cunt, pass me the coke, shit mate”

[@emailitzs641]

Cento barely pays for rent if not living in grandma's basement ramen noodles and home brand coke is a luxury

[@damo5998]

Goon,,,,,,,

[@goatee01]

"Some people plant flowers, Gary plants shitboxes". That, my friends, is comedy gold.

[@basicallyhowto4108]

These documentaries on Aussie culture are very fascinating!

[@australianemergencyvehicles505]

Yeah, they're pretty true as well.

[@CasperFGhost]

You said Accurate wrong

[@freeman10000]

This particular "documentary" is pretty much spot on.

[@Usirang]

Yeah as a fellow Australian can confirm his videos are all at least 95% accurate to how it is

[@CasperFGhost]

@@user-sk9qo6ts8d You’re having a laugh lol

[@cursedhempseed5931]

The only reason this guy hasn’t blown up is because his humour is so specifically Aussie hahaha

[@laurenfarrell202]

Even more specifically it's very qld humour. Love it

[@rhydsnow851]

It works so well in Britland as well

[@Nutty_By_Nature]

its def funny in America too, maybe i just watch alot of aussie stuff though.

[@edanridge3023]

I don’t think so a lot of his stuff applies to a lot of working class people all over the world :)

[@professionalbeanie8342]

This shit correlates over to New Zealand lmao

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Rather miss my payments then try deal with customer service 🤣🤣

[@ivanb7160]

@@iris657 Maaate. I hear yah. I'm looking at the Philippines or equivalent for a much better quality of life. Love Australia, but its not the same any more. All the best

[@freeman10000]

I used to work in a Centrelink call centre. Worst job ever! Centrelink customers are completely screwed over; the system sucks!

[@benjamin9120]

@@ivanb7160 Leftists took over sadly :(

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

So fupping true

[@longtong9039]

“So can i get me centrelink cheque?” “Yeah mate, just ask Garn over there” “Garn? Who’s he?” “Garn get fucked.”

[@Bumfris]

Hands down the funniest bloke on KZbin 😂

[@simobrogaming3244]

What about hands up?

[@gabenewell4582]

@@simobrogaming3244 he's okay but not as funny tbh

[@Bumfris]

@@simobrogaming3244 hands up, hands down still the funniest bloke on this website

[@raddeal1]

Truly

[@user-yh7xv7pk5g]

Watch shaktv centrelink workers

[@frogfootlick]

honestly mate this was a great laugh especially for anyone who has experienced the hell that is unemployment.

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Centrelink funding my gambling addiction since 19 🔥

[@emailitzs641]

$250 is not an addiction lol.

[@hoodzzeee]

Well back when Bob Hawke was PM I was paid to fish, punch cones , drink beer and do mad burnouts, sometimes at the same time. Once a year you could even get a 3oz advance. Lucky country or just lucky cunts?

[@iris657]

@@emailitzs641 ikr. its the times im on cenno that my love for pokies has to take a backseat. havent had a slap in 8 months.

[@SlaterGator]

550 a fortnight got me that sweet sweet 20mins on the pokies.

[@sixstringedthing]

Settle down mate. Covid supplement can't last forever.

[@hilotakenaka]

“Sir the government made me pay twice on my yearly mortgage payment and I’m in the red. I need help.” “Sorry nah. Unfortunately you forgot to include your middle name in your application so you’re denied.” Ten minutes later.. “Darryl, my cannabis farm was raided again and I need more cash” “Oh fuck yeah I gotcha covered man”

[@legallyfree2955]

I am not making this up, but I had to submit some form asking for 2 different types of identification, I sent them my drivers license and a birth certificate, they rejected it, sent it back saying I did not tick the boxes stating what type of identification I sent them. They apparently could not figure it out by looking it it???? Did they think my birth certificate was a passport or something? Fking morons.

[@benjamin9120]

Imagine being poor 🤣

[@ohm1945]

The bureaucracy of it all my man.

[@ethanstyant9704]

And you get that response after about 3 months

[@Su27_Flanker]

@@benjamin9120yeah you

[@lissy2200]

My mum works there and honestly… this client is 100% accurate. But she’s so lovely that some people have asked her for a hug afterwards. My mum is the best

[@matthewstrachan4089]

Can confirm her mum really is the best

[@chucknorris2938]

@@matthewstrachan4089 😭

[@chucknorris2938]

@@bigdonkeyballs6041 😭😭

[@pablowvangreenlow7430]

Your not bad yourself Lissy 👍

[@soderhamnpojken]

@Lissy You wanna get married ? I want your mom as my relative

[@Jayday4200]

Oh my god this is the most relatable thing ever

[@ryanzwe]

This was uploaded two minutes ago, you fraud !

[@gdw.]

lol you junkie

[@KYNAEVIL]

The Bunnings one in pretty bloody relatable, not to mention... all of his 👍

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@themaverick5005]

as an employee of centrelink this is worryingly accurate

[@Vxneji]

like the denying incentive ?

[@ljotrmacleod566]

Prove it - what's ya office code and AGS?

[@Vxneji]

@@ljotrmacleod566 ur gay

[@themaverick5005]

@@ljotrmacleod566 yeah ill 100% give identifying information onto youtube for you

[@hgtxfcthxf6246]

@@themaverick5005 how else will we be able to identify you

[@Novur]

Before Covid I had to go to Centrelink for my Nan all the time, those waiting areas are probably the most depressing place in the hemisphere

[@mitchellfitzgerald1817]

That reminds me of that episode of Damo and Darren when Darren was at Centrelink....

[@marcpolain5549]

But I thought all people on the dole were scam artists livin the party life?

[@BunnyMumma33]

I agree

[@thegamingrepublic7014]

“Matteee, faaaack, why’d you cut me off? It not facking fair! (Moans of a junkie)”

[@j_0anna]

i love it when centrelink decides that because i was unable to get official documentation from my very busy doctor confirming that yes, i do in fact still have autism, they get to cancel my healthcare card which makes the cocktail of medications i have to take mildly affordable 😍

[@cmur078]

Maybe you no longer have autism since the last time you gave them that info, and are now just trying to bludge off the system and should just go out and get a better job if you want medication?

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Centrelink forced me to prove I still had autism just after I had my eldest son. Who would have known that having a baby would make autism disappear?

[@reighost5458]

Next time that happens, call the Employment Services line. The other lines know shit for tit about health care cards and the guys on that line got mine fixed up on the call when i accidentally reported $7000 instead of $700 one fortnight. Fucking whoops.

[@pillbobaggins2766]

remember when they wanted to know if a bloke born with no eyes still had no eyes?

[@TBG.61]

Garn you are amazing. We don’t appreciate you enough

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@dougz201]

The only time I don’t get pissed off about 2 unskippable ads is when it’s a garn video

[@petermiddo]

I even watch the ones you can skip. Although, with all the f-bombs, I'm sure they're demonetised anyway.

[@artiebartie786]

theres this trick i found out it works for most videos but for some reason it doesnt work for others. the trick is you click the top left arrow that points left which goes back a page and then you click the one next to it that points to the right. then you should be back at ur video and most of the times the ad is gone

[@dougz201]

@@artiebartie786 I assume this is a mobile trick or some kind of adblocking sorcery that I’m unaware of?

[@artiebartie786]

@@dougz201 lol nah i just figured it out myself. does it work for u?

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@TotoDG]

Trust me, you don't even _need_ to go to Centrelink to complete the Bingo.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Yeah I see those all things at the supermarket!

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@CasperFGhost]

Sydney Trains, just saying

[@martinefraser2817]

@@CasperFGhost so true

[@Akira-06]

This is very true. After years of hearing my dad deal with centrelink, i can say this how centrelink really acts

[@BunnyMumma33]

Truth it's awful

[@Bluestone0001]

Makes my day everytime. I could watch Garn. All day everyday on repeat.

[@qbmac2306]

Centrelink and Worker in the same sentence is something rarely used

[@take-itizzy2339]

These are honestly life savers during these tough times. You are putting a smile on peoples face's in the worst of times. Bless ya mate.

[@DaInternetBear]

Waiting Room Bingo isn’t a bad idea tbh, might pass the time in the 5 hour waits

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@dfross87]

My trick was to take in a folding chair, book, food and drink (my local Satanlink didn't provide chairs). I'd set up camp in the queue, and miraculously more windows would open up.

[@hazdra1896]

@@dfross87 Satanlink, comedy gold my mate.

[@Footrotflats251]

“Commodores in his front yard” *EL Falcon* 😂😂

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Commodores got stolen.

[@malonembappe6509]

I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

[@peterclarke7240]

I do appreciate how this started off as though it was going to be a rant about dole-bludgers, and ended up being an incisive criticism about an unfeeling, unhelpful system that incentivises lying. Top marks, mate!

[@Stupididiot67]

the amount of dole bludgers that exist is so fucking low that they dont even matter. But lots of the more right wing media in the country likes to play them up cause they want to convince people to let the government cut welfare and other public services because. The majority of people on the dole (or who should be on it) want to work because most people dont want to play games all day and atleast feel productive, not to mention the amount you get is not enough to live on at all.

[@dennisbrannvalls1fan964]

Fuck me these videos are scarily accurate

[@j_0anna]

"the following message has been approved by the queensland government canberra" is an underrated line

[@kieleahar1012]

Ohhh thank you for the laugh 😂.. this was BRILLIANT! 😂 👏 Just as a side note for how amazing they are: I had to apply for disability pension after a year in hospital.. I had to go to 5 face to face appointments after being declined the first 4??? So we went to the fifth EVEN MORE prepared.. My parents wheeled my in, in my wheelchair and Fluoro striped dress and I sat there in front of everyone STARING at me like I was a freak and finally got in to the obnoxious guy who seemed to think he was in charge of everything.. interrupted us. answered the phone every time it rang mid sentence and best part was he said he’d finally approve it for my FIRST medical condition from the past…. NOT for the fact I was sitting in my wheelchair WITHOUT BOTH OF MY PROSTHETIC LEGS ON…. FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️. Oh, after my parents both had a go at him, he sighed, obnoxiously rolled his eyes and said ‘FINE! I’ll write being an amputee as your MAIN medical condition but you WILL be reviewed every 12 months!’… And I get letters every 8-9 months saying I’ve been reviewed and approved… ?

[@averagestreamer8078]

the bottle in the bag was perfect.

[@aaronjones7364]

2:54 just Murph's look he gives makes me feel like I'm in trouble. Certainly gives off that vibe you get everytime you go into Centrelink; no matter how careful you are, they always find something to penalise you for...

[@lorieas]

Legend says Garn hearts comments with a 🍻and 🦘

[@nickyang1143]

That's an EL XR8, farrrrk Garry's doing well if he's planting those

[@Liam-ux7fp]

lmao

[@randomdude4669]

ikr that ain't no shitbox, fucker is worth around 18k now

[@JakesTechandAdventuring]

You know its a banger the second a Garn video comes out!

[@ethanstyant9704]

Can't forget that time they harassed people with robo calls about their impending debt even though about a quarter of them didn't have any

[@nicholascharles9625]

And even the people who did owe money ended up owing less than centrelink claimed

[@aussie8114]

Can’t forget and we should NEVER forget that. In my life it’s one of the most despicable actions by government I have seen, and yet not a single person has ever been held accountable to my knowledge.

[@tactiti0n]

I thought that was a scam lmao, told em ta get fucked.

[@DILATACAO-HIPNOTICA]

whipped up a joke about the average person youd see in a centrelink (sadly not a joke about bogan barry) i was in centrelink with my mum one day when i was 11. (i was a little confused because my mum had a full-time job) and i was sitting on one of the waiting room chairs, close to the front desk. we were in there for a while, so long that my nintendo ds went flat and i had to just sit and wait. i saw a woman with eight kids around her, five boys and three girls. she shouted, “terry! go sit down” and they all went away. the man at the front desk asked, “are all of those yours? how do you keep track of them all?” “yes, they’re all of my kids. i keep track of them because the boys are named ‘terry’ and the girls are named ‘terri’, which are both pronounced the same. its better than having to call them individually.” she replied. “i need them to go and get their breakfast? i say, ‘terry! breakfast is at the table!’ i want them to go to bed? ‘terry! bedtime!’” confused but a little amazed, the man asked, “what if you need them individually? like if you needed to tell only one of them off. do you number them?” hearing ‘do you number them?’ had triggered the lady a little as she was a jew but she brushed it off quickly “no, i call them by their father’s surname.”

[@KYNAEVIL]

As my late best mate once said... if the system was the answer, what the hell was the question. Don’t repeat that in Centrelink, they don’t have a sense of humour. 😀👍

[@sunshine8338]

These videos have been a must for me each week.

[@Jayday4200]

Love what you’re doing garn keep it up

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@shaunward3541]

Centrelink bingo... "Bum bag around upper body" im dead lol.

[@mikespike2099]

You forgot the builders who say their not getting cash and need the dole only to receive calls throughout the interview about cash jobs! 😉 😂

[@IsaacWale2004]

The bin application killed me 😂

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

My favourite is when centrelink sets up an appointment for you tells you you'll be up sh*t Creek if you're a no show and then you go sit in the waiting room an hour then get told they cancelled the appointment. So you're sitting there out of pocket, robbed of time and with egg on your face.

[@user-ng8oc1bg1d]

Thank you very much. I am learning English and I really like Australia and the Australian accent. Your channel helps me with this.

[@rollei35mm]

Hahaha your going to have a rough accent in the end my friend good luck

[@user-ng8oc1bg1d]

@@rollei35mm It doesn't matter. I like it. This is the main thing.

[@anonmouse15]

Українська?

[@user-ng8oc1bg1d]

@@anonmouse15 Russia.Siberia

[@trevorphilips9399]

@@user-ng8oc1bg1d 🤢

[@lucasliu4468]

best material to learning English ever, love this channel

[@pelago_]

Wastelanders 🤣🤣🤣 spot on

[@Dennifer1]

Him swearing at the phone is the most relatable part of this video.

[@speedwaynutt]

Welcome to Centerlink where you don't have a good day.

[@timh.1467]

90% of what you say I don't understand, but somehow I love it!

[@dubclips7266]

"what 5 dollars" spoken like a true business men

[@pigeon_spots_cars]

Love the 'yeah it's a falcon we couldn't get a commo'

[@caden_hatch4848]

These vids always make my day

[@Mister6]

Nearly lost it at 1:40. My Wife worked the Newstart queue until she was promoted to Fraud investigation. Thankfully she's well and truly gone from that snakepit

[@04paok]

One of your best champion!! Keep em comin!! 👍

[@formerlyskidsinmyute]

That waiting room bingo bit is beautiful.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

1:46 sequel to Catch Me If You Can right here, this man is a master con

[@NxrthSide118]

“A computer that hasn’t been updated since the mid 90’s” what does the thing run, Windows 98?, great content as always mate

[@Callum-M.]

I thought they hadn't upgraded since early-mid 00s

[@BoomBrush]

I think they used the cheapest contractor so whenever you submit information it only works half the time

[@sorra3817]

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZbin: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

[@lonnie224]

DOS 🤣🤣

[@andrew6171]

The following message have been approved by the Queensland Government, Canberra bit is perfection!

[@ccsworldaustralia4332]

Hi Garn, i come from a country overseas where there is no help or very little for people fallen in hard times. Believe me it is not fun, i have been there and you try to find a job and there is none, to top it up the government pockets the money and give nothing back for those fallen into hard times. You can make fun and criticise centrelink but life without help when needed is horrible. Since we migrate here i thanks God i never needed any help from the government but it is a relief to know that help is there if needed. Also i have a little business, pay my taxes and don't mind a bit if my hard earned money (part of it through taxes) goes to a lazy person or else. Don't mind at all! Like the song say, "You never know what you lose until is gone" We better pray government help and Medicare never goes, it is one of the best things this country has, looking after those fallen in hard situation. Happy to pay for Medicare for all and Help for all. Cheers

[@qwmx]

This does happen at centrelink. However, I'm not going to deny, Centrelink is why some people are able to stay off the streets and are allowed to sleep easier at night without the weight of worrying about a relative leeching off of them too much. I'm on centrelink and my sister takes care of me and her financial burden is much easier to handle because I can easily pay for my own rent as I'm living with her. I know I have it better than other third world places and I know I'm lucky because of that.

[@reswobiandreaming3644]

Government services are not what they used to be though. They have been eroded over the decades. Aussies face an uphill battle trying to keep that system working well.

[@ImThAtGuY90]

Love how your wearing tradie pants with a centrelink top 😂😂

[@Frenposter]

Garn mate, your videos are criminally underrated. Never stop.

[@gamingdefined5952]

I love that motoring box is part of your club what a legend. Also mad video as always

[@jaydenyu]

"Executive denier of cases" LMAOO

[@charycourt]

I wish garn could be more famous because he always makes me laugh when I’m feeling sad He deserves more credit

[@tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I found my new favourite youtube channel to binge on whenever I buy maccas and need something to watch while eating alone in my room

[@derekmaloney6706]

You are a class act!

[@joshb8183]

Gotta love Centrelink

[@Baraka_II]

Have been waiting for this

[@dw2176]

you should do one reviewing the mighty milk crate.. it has so many uses. Chairs for smoko, carrying shit around in the back of the ute, rubbish bins for the workshop. Nothing is more Australian than pinching a stack from behind woolies, taking them home and using them as storage containers for the shed. If you zip tie them together you can make a fuckn fort.

[@bigcazza5260]

good thing he actually has a falcon, thought he might have been a dropkick for a second there

[@user-sk9qo6ts8d]

Oh how original. Good onya champ👍 absolute top tier writing.

[@asmongoldsmouth9839]

In Canada they now call it "Social Assistance" but it is actually called Welfare. When I was a teenager when something sucked (was terrible) we would exclaim: *THIS **______** IS WELFARE!!*

[@patrick-kk6wz]

Great content mate amazing stuff!

[@itsnotfunny8257]

I need to pay to watch him, I think. Wonderful bloke.

[@mtheoryinc7798]

The thunderdome that’s the waiting room!!🤣😂

[@loulou3472]

Frickin sensational...😂😂😂😂

[@so03]

This guy is the best KZbinr, the funniest out there.

[@jakehanny8825]

The consistency of these videos is insane👍👌

[@Rhythmattica]

You are the OZ mans Garn and vice versa.... I only discovered your channel a few weeks ago.. but I swear, Every piss take, every line, is whats make this all great! And my Friends!

[@IsaacWale2004]

Again, don't even know the store but still found this funny. 😂

[@mariafarrugia1192]

Hahahaha you know this country oh so well...SPOT ON

[@gunp02]

This is the best Aussie KZbin channel 👌👌👌👌

[@yupamondee]

Love ya garn!

[@81banga]

Well played Garry. Well played.

[@shreda125hilux7]

"Constantly getting his hands on Siezed Commodores" proceeds to show a Ford Falcon

[@greenblooded3954]

Good shit mate

[@Cookedandcreepy]

this one’s a banger 😂😭

[@willdaboy0687]

I love your content so much man great job

[@theaussiegreenman3750]

Love it

[@04pm06]

cenno bigno, "TN's" HAHAHAHAHA

[@lockierumsey2634]

Garn is a legend

[@xplore7359]

Straight up legend.

[@offcast3699]

Nice one mate!

[@rajwindersingh1795]

Top block on you tube. Loved it mate

[@michaelgall4471]

Love Gary

[@alpharaptor7510]

Great video

[@enzudesign]

My next-door neibour years ago was a Centerlink staff member and I used to score weed for him every day and we would then get baked and watched cartoons .. top guy, great memories lol

[@OtherworldJudge89]

Old mate with the broken leg was brilliant

[@DCGMatthew1]

Comedic genius.