fashion.

[@swampy7139]

I love how sidetracked they get. They go from talking about medieval dresses, to long sheep

[@lucasfreitas3701]

I can see the connection

[@noblelewis4620]

You mean sheeeeeeeep

[@sweetschmeat7417]

@@noblelewis4620 underrated comment

[@Additional_Pylon156]

That’s how you know it’s an interesting and entertaining conversation.

[@franciosdeaeruiu7555]

*LONG SHEEP* Brother to Long Horse

[@GundamReviver]

Internet historian proving he is still the only one on the Internet who's commercials I won't kill, block, skip, or otherwise ignore. Well done, you glorious madman.

[@DrakeDaraitis]

Erik too. Comment etiquette

[@samhibbert6231]

yeah what about internet comment etiquette

[@GundamReviver]

@@samhibbert6231 - grabs musket, peg leg and eyepatch and wonders what etiquette? It's a battle done out here :p-

[@rbs868]

to be honest desu I wait historian's videos for his commercials

[@farLander1]

@@DrakeDaraitis Yeah dude same I love Internet Historian!

[@onm7864]

"I'm a rappist" Very good Sumito

[@Flow86767]

That was close

[@tunderstorm2769]

well its official

[@jinjay354]

@Yasuke ϟ Musa yeah I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what he meant with that exact spelling

[@jinjay354]

@Yasuke ϟ Musa Can you explain what joke I missed because I was being sarcastic

[@Sonic_Soul135]

Cardi who?

[@ValerieHeart]

I love how Sumito starts out the video beautifully, and Internet Historian just goes, "How much cologne do you think I can drink before I vomit?" LOL

[@JustarLad]

That’s just him bro.

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@JustarLad Facts

[@zachanikwano]

I genuinely want to know this now, but the experiments would not be ethical or safe lol

[@jejcnsjdndjskdjrn8329]

@@zachanikwano prolly not much that can’t taste drinkable in any sense of the word

[@NihilistCoomerLord]

@@zachanikwanohalf a bottle tops

[@jgreg3596]

I can’t wait to see internet historian’s video on the Reddit GameStop stock squeeze.

[@sirapple589]

It’s going to be great.

[@sasdagreat8052]

He likes the stock

[@fraserhughes4502]

It should be released by 2023 when he gets the main account password back for the 9th time.

[@als_pals]

They're already script drafting and gathering media on it

[@kaylays9982]

TO THE MOON BOYS!!!!

[@StefanHanrath]

'Accidentally' labels taiwanese army uniform as chinese. Straight to jail.

[@luxie8097]

Labelling Taiwan as (CCP) Chinese would get you all the social credit points actually! Also technically KMT was China before the communists took over and chased them to Taiwan.

[@kevinkuang2292]

I was waiting for a bunch of either CCP bots or DPP bots to spam the comment section hm, I might be wrong. At least I hope so

[@fakename287]

Actually China is a part of Taiwan, since TW still has the official original government and all, not the other way around

[@iac8757]

Taiwan is China God bless Chiang Kai-shek

[@MyVanir]

KMT literally was the government of the entirety of China, so he is not wrong. And I honestly wouldn't call Taiwan China anymore, they're better off being their own thing.

[@Chris-ok4zo]

The sound of Internet Historian hitting his desk is so funny.

[@RatelHBadger]

Add in his gulping yelping laugh

[@polirius8397]

sounds like its made out of some metal plate lol

[@Chris-ok4zo]

@@polirius8397 He is vibing on a full war drum, my guy.

[@amberhernandez]

-50 HP

[@snuupdugg7748]

@@RatelHBadger ū

[@Dragonspirit223]

I appreciate the ever increasing levels of protection IHs model gets during the Covid part. First nothing, then Mask, then shield, then suit, then a full on wall

[@TsarNicholasyearsago]

I feel like they're sponsoring him just to see the ads

[@demonanastasi3275]

Your name got me 😂

[@vatonage1599]

It should be 104 years and

[@theonefreeman5284]

@Roman von Ungern Sternberg haha bolsheviks go brrr

[@waaghghazghkull6362]

@Roman von Ungern Sternberg Hi Genghis Khan 2.0

[@0wolfmoon]

yes, they did in fact sponsor him for ads

[@w3tnoodles]

I legitimately cheered when Raycon Man showed up in the ad. I was about to be so disappointed if he didn't manage to show up

[@zinc_ave]

Raycon man , honey man and raid shadow man combine to make the " RHRSM alliance RayHoneyRaidShadowMen Alliance"

[@Rose-hh7mk]

The flex of saying "In the field" because Australia's not in quarantine anymore

[@zeroskill.]

you realise western australia just entered lockdown

[@limcw6092]

this thing aged like milk

[@kingt0295]

@@zeroskill.we did?

[@LemurFish]

@@kingt0295 5 day lockdown as of 6pm tonight

[@zeroskill.]

@@kingt0295 yes, if you are regional wa it might not affect you, but its shut down lots of central wa. some indian hotel security guard visited like every place he could i stfg. i have to get checked myself cuz i went to kfc at the same time as him

[@aurolaf]

07:24 is the timestamp for Sumito's rap. Commenting this mainly for myself everytime I got reminded of it and if I ever need to hear it again.

[@EDS2314]

That's why I'm back here as well

[@Liquid_Mike]

Sounds like our boys have a case of "the sillies" in this one..

[@k.morningstar7983]

420 for you and (what i think) is my spirit animal, Rowdy Roddy Piper

[@Space_Pirate_Buzaso]

In regards to the women in paintings with the "receding hairline", especially the portrait of Queen Elizabeth I, or Queen Gloriana whichever you prefer, the reason for the inclusion of those details has a far more somber and bleak origin. The actual reason that so many portrayals of moderately wealthy women of the time included a receding hairline was actually due to their makeup or various beauty enhancing products. At the time of these paintings, namely the 1500's and 1600's, one of the more common ingredients in makeup was mercury, and what's worse is that many makeup removers contained lead. So progressively, as a women went throughout her life, the harmful agents in her beauty products would cause damage to her face and scalp, resulting in things like blemishes, dead skin, a loss of hair, and even scarring from dying tissue in the worst cases. This resulted in a lot of women of noble birth to wear progressively ostentatious wigs to compensate for the loss of natural hair they had suffered, which results in the lack of hair present in many paintings. Perhaps the real tragedy of the ordeal was that those effected were in the dark as to the cause of their ailments, so as a countermeasure they would simply apply progressively more makeup to cover up their ever-expanding cosmetic-related injuries. This would of course further compound the problem, resulting in poisonings from the harmful chemicals. It's an incredibly saddening fact of life back then, but at the very least these elements of cosmetics were removed eventually. Sorry if this was a bummer, but I saw it in the video and wanted to say something.

[@ThwipThwipBoom]

The stupidity of the wealthy is one of universe's few constants.

[@Space_Pirate_Buzaso]

@@ThwipThwipBoom Well to be fair to those unfortunate enough to have been affected by those harmful reagents, quite literally no one knew that these substances were harmful at the time. It wasn't until the 1800's that we discovered the danger of prolonged contact with mercury, and even later than that when we took lead out of paint. But yeah, there have been some notably dumb people throughout history.

[@deathd0ng]

@@ThwipThwipBoom do you think that the poor were very intelligent in the 1500s? Lol

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@deathd0ng The vast majority of us are pretty gosh darned ignorant about pretty much everything. I include myself in that indictment. We don't know what's safe to eat, drink, wear, inhale, listen to, or even be in close proximity to, until some wise guy figures it out for the rest of us and spreads the word. So we're always finding out about some new thing that has always been slowly killing us without us having any idea. That hasn't changed, and it won't any time soon.

[@hoodedman6579]

How did this species survive so long with so many things we use just secretly being full of poison for so long?

[@Cyancat123]

I love the fact that they talk about everything EXCEPT fashion.

[@Cherokie89]

That earbuds ad was the single greatest piece of advertising I’ve ever seen

[@brandonmorel2658]

The chemistry Historian and Sumito have is just splendid, the things they talk about arent all that fun, its the interactions that elevate it to great comedy.

[@thevaugelydisgruntledengin5356]

Internet Historian: The one man who can make sponsored ads entertaining.

[@Sir_Stalwart]

You ever heard of Flashgitz?

[@gruntpocalypsenow]

Big money salvia is the king of ads

[@Sxcheschka]

the only man with flare ad readings

[@c.d.w.3944]

Jay Foreman wants to know your location.

[@spammagnet17]

Dude, your ads are some of the best I have ever seen.

[@karmasauce2323]

Women: exist Donatella Versace: that's an issue

[@StrazdasLT]

Shes not wrong.

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@StrazdasLT based.

[@simbachvazo6530]

Women inspired her to get to this point just to stand above them all.

[@trax72]

Internet Historian: Called it!

[@monsieurx7352]

I love it when a person of privilege tries their very best to make a socio-political point. It must have been a huge struggle for her as a female, to inherit a massively popular and profitable business from her dead brother.

[@Under_Growth]

11:34 i love how suddenly IH gets a face mask and then a face protector followed by a full hazmat suit.

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

The spiky hats are protection from mario jumps. Everyone knows that.

[@EGRJ]

Not once he gets the Spike Shield Badge.

[@julicomo9815]

It was super effective against the Italians.

[@axelord4ever]

I thought it made you go fast.

[@dreska255]

If you don't have melee skill you can just headbutt the enemy at full speed

[@riograndedosulball248]

@@dreska255 *happy Death Korps of Krieg gasmask noises*

[@jakubhoranek3007]

Fun fact, those neck rings don't make your neck longer. They misshape your collar bones and shoulders to form an illusion of a long neck. Your height remains the same.

[@nathanielrussell7207]

Check out the anthropologist. Just kidding, I came here to say the same thing.

[@MisterTipp]

Wait, so it sorta squeezes the rest of the body down?

[@JayMaverick]

I feel cheated.

[@timgoldberg3333]

If they take the rings off, do their necks go back to the original shape or is it permanent?

[@SeanORaigh]

@@timgoldberg3333 it's permanent

[@Ramen10420]

Going to put up a fashion website where the sales model is "sold out" and when you call to order, the sales rep "pulls a few strings" to get you an overpriced item that there's literally thousands of in a warehouse.

[@simonwyzik8661]

No make it just one and have them say they just sold out but they can try

[@cravingtuna1561]

Illegal

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

no you aren't, because that would take at least a bare minimum of initiative and self-confidence

[@arandompasserby7940]

@@cravingtuna1561 Only if you get caught. ;^)

[@akacurmurdar1]

Did you do it? If yes, how rich are you by now?

[@THATGuy5654]

I ended up helping a guy at work who was wearing one Supreme hat on top of another. Because of Supreme's reputation, I asked, "So is that two hats, or one hat that looks like two hats?" "Wha- That's where it went?" We were both cracking up. "I just thought it was fashion!"

[@TheShuckmeister]

Funnily enough, I just finished rewatching Kill la Kill right before this got uploaded People are people and clothes are clothes!

[@juliancrawford3550]

I forgot you were a dude

[@skakee10]

@@juliancrawford3550 ima be honest I thought he was trans until he said “nah I just think girls are pretty lol”

[@skakee10]

Also hi shuck love your videos :)

[@philliphoffman7681]

the

[@QyfieK]

I just finished watching it too lol

[@humanguy1643]

“Oh no, women.” -Internet Historian

[@user-yx3mx3xr6n]

The Manosphere in a nutshell.

[@peruserprecurer1446]

"The American people are tired of women" - Bernie Sanders

[@fasterthandragons7908]

@@peruserprecurer1446 Bernie "Based Burn" Sanders

[@texaschainsawmanager1153]

Hey not to interrupt this civil chat or anything but... YOU'RE NOT TALKING BOUT THE REAL ISSUE'S SMH. THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE SKY IS A HOLOGRAM BLOCKING THE VIEW OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. WAKE UP!

[@imperiumoccidentis7351]

@@someone-js6pg Very brave

[@DimitriFernando89]

That Raycon ad was seriously more entertaining than almost anything else I've seen on KZbin for a WHILE.

[@joetrocken5957]

He nailed it again.

[@simonwyzik8661]

Check out Luke the Notables 1000 day Minecraft series. Dude make an emerald tower in hardcore

[@CH0MSKYH0NK]

@@simonwyzik8661 thats wild

[@FuddlyDud]

How more people aren’t talking about this, I don’t know. :P

[@gigim.9742]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate IH's laugh? That thing is *contagious*, and I'd LOVE IT if my car alarm sounded like that. Car thieves would be too paralyzed by laughter to get away! I think alarm companies should market it. and auto insurance companies should offer special discounts for installing it.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

As someone who studies historical fashion, I'll answer your questions historian Theory 1: they had big dresses to show off how much money they had. The bigger the dress the richer you are cause the cost of fabric was high Theory 2: women did pluck their hair to have bigger foreheads, but it was just a fashion statement and I don't think it was connected to fertility(I don't know about historical hairstyles so I could be wrong but that's what I remember learning) Someone asked about the neck riffs so I'll add this: it was at first lace to decorate your shirt or bodice, but then became a sign of wealth and became a separate garment. Lace was all hand made so the fancier the lace you had on you ruff the richer you were. (If you wonder where most fashion items come from, it's usually a sign of wealth)

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

thanks, this is interesting

[@fineichangeditagain5675]

It'S To sHoW There Big BRians

[@DudeInOhio85]

Wow, I can't think of anything more useless than a knowledge of historical fashion.

[@justabearbrowsingyoutube4968]

That was interesting! Seems like a very fun subject to study since it’s so complex and evolving.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

@@DukeExeter that too, but that can a bit late

[@theanimeexterminator1857]

Internet Historian should do an episode about weapons. Edit: Well thank you Internet Historian!

[@urieltxify]

Yes

[@cmcbkt4668]

When weapons fail are they called weapouts?

[@theanimeexterminator1857]

@@cmcbkt4668 Weapoffs are more fitting

[@rikovladimir8655]

what happened to weapons ?

[@luciacampillo426]

Ancient, obscure ones

[@ryanharber4512]

“It’s OK to go through tuff times like that.”

[@Blanco_Meow]

This video had me in tears 😂 random info: The forehead or far back hair lining had to do with make being toxic back in the day. Women would wear it slowly killing themselves with it, the hair starts falling out.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Depending on the period, women would also pluck their hair to make their foreheads bigger. (Not a historian, but I remember the practice being mentioned in Canterbury Tales, as my reference.) I think it had to do with showing off how symmetrical your head is.

[@iniehawk4472]

Just to add, Men also used to wear lots of toxic makeup. The main toxin that caused this was lead, a common ingredient in face and wig powder.

[@petrolak]

@@eyesofthecervino3366 You wouldn't bald symmetrically from lead poisoning, therefore plucking some hair was necessary to keep it even. They would also get horrible skin rashes, which they would fix by more toxic makeup, making it even worse.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

@@petrolak Canterbury Tales specifically described a high forehead as an intentional fashion choice. Also, I could be wrong about this, but best as I can tell Canterbury Tales pre-dates the era everybody thinks about with that super pale lead makeup look by several centuries.

[@DIWLovePhotography]

I once knew a guy who had a Chinese letter on his neck. One day he confessed he had taken it out of an ad for a Chinese Restaurant in the yellow pages. He just liked how the letter looked and figured no one would ever be able to read it. So his neck said like Food or Restaurant or Fish or something haha.

[@hannie.haneul]

Reminds me of Ariana Grande's meat grill tattoo lol

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

That’s kinda neat, just getting a tattoo because it looks cool, and not really worrying about what it means.

[@samuelr.6046]

Some random Chinese guy walks by him and they're going to be like WTF fish? Why would you put that on your neck.

[@AshKetchum442]

In the Nutcracker ballet, theres a character called Mother Ginger who has an enormous puffy dress and multiple children come out of it to dance

[@roberte2945]

Gingers aren't born, they're simply spawned from Mother Ginger. It's canon.

[@Noperare]

@@roberte2945 "spawn from mother" that is just a different way to say "born"

[@SkyraM]

Dear world politicians, Women. Thank you, Internet Historian

[@aidenquinn3329]

"Clap"

[@crunchyribs8403]

Terrifying

[@henrikcarter4360]

The american people are tired of Women - Bernie Sanders

[@johncam8420]

"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF WOMEN" - MY BOI BERNIE SAID IT, SO YALL CAN F OFF LMAO.

[@idk-zy9ig]

how controversial

[@matthewmccoy7437]

i don’t know why but internet historian laughing hysterically breaking character makes me laugh every time

[@HammerspaceCreature]

There's a million random JRPGs from the 90s that nobody has heard of, logically at least one of them has to have a move called Uber Driver.

[@Ramsey276one]

But it doesn't involve a car! XD

[@Fillardmillmore]

Could be because it sounds like overdrive when he yelled it ngl

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Sort of on topic, there is a Hero from One Punch Man called Mumen Rider. A lowly C Rank who rides around on his bicycle helping out those in need. His ultimate move involves just chucking said bicycle at his opponent.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

@@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx *TOP 10 CHARACTERS THAT COULD DEFEAT THANOS*

[@Mnemo85]

Dear sponsors, this man makes the best ads and I would never skip them.

[@Evelyn_is_Evil]

His ads have lovable characters, lore, and big funny. Gotta say the internet historian knows how to make a good ad.

[@LKing-ue2jl]

I skip them.

[@twocows360]

i have an addon that skips ad segments and i always unskip for IH

[@eljariuso9513]

Obi wan: thats why I am here

[@latviandragon2718]

okay am starting to tolorate them but still they can piss off

[@NachosElectric]

Those wired earbuds are pretty tough; they survived getting caught in an elevator and several explosions. Can Raycons do that?

[@saerain]

Well they don't call 'em Raycon'ts.

[@alexm566]

on a serious note, these things of any brand are the best way to het an ear infection. if you want something not as heavy as headphones and portable, get the bone conducting ones. they're the same size and weight except they don't fuck your inner ear up and make you suffer a nasty infection every couple of months.

[@m1n10ns8]

@@alexm566 I'd rather headphones, they are a guaranteed no ear damage. And feel nicer imo

[@brandonfoley7519]

@@m1n10ns8 relax it's not like your making it out of here alive

[@m1n10ns8]

@@brandonfoley7519 yeah because I don't have raycons so I've been decapitated

[@Soandnb]

I love how IH get progressively more layers of protection against Covid at around 11:06

[@eluci2700]

Friendship ended with sumito, now ordinary things is my best friend.

[@alexjandro2380]

You have: 30k subs Please: Stop complaining

[@simonspasskiy]

Your name: AxxL Your job: Your life: Your diseases: KZbin, 2 girlfriends

[@Ooffoop]

@@AxxLAfriku you again I do at least one of these a day now

[@cherboka4856]

@@AxxLAfriku the punishment for bigamy is two mother-in-laws

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@AxxLAfriku your content gave me cancer

[@jasondulin7376]

Literally ten seconds after I realized Donatella Versace looked looked like that musician on The Muppets, you flashed her face you magnificent S.O.B.

[@devanshbhaw9187]

“In the field”, bruh moment for Western Australians

[@jorgancrath2885]

It's never going to end.

[@darkhorseman90]

Sucks for like the 15 people who have to stay at home now

[@maximusthedude8305]

@@darkhorseman90 Hahaha what a burn

[@SynthGirl64]

I'm in Western Australia. I think the lockdowns only a week or sum. You know everyone should be doing that? It shouldn't be enforced for mofuckers to keep a distance in a pandemic. Social butterfly bitches can't handle 3 days without going to the mall with their friends, and horny motherfuckers can't even attempt to refrain from physical contact. Sad.

[@madi4432]

5 days meanwhile the rest of the world has been on lockdown like 10+ months

[@DDTRAINER]

Just seeing the ludicrous ratio of 2.9M up to 18M down is still hilarious! No wonder Susan didn't want her mistakes to be seen anymore!

[@The-Game-Merchant]

Why is nobody talking about Sumito's sick rapping skills?

[@haroldjoseph8296]

Because he sucks

[@SmilesEdgeworth]

Because he’s TOO sick and I don’t wanna catch covid.

[@JetInAJar]

Why is nobody talking about people saying “why is nobody talking about” in the comments so damn often?

[@jway9097]

Because he has none.

[@play-s-_______-osu]

@@jway9097 you don't like rappists? smh

[@halcionjoy7]

That neck ring stuff gradually caves in their chests. Their necks aren't elongating, their collarbone and shoulders are just getting pushed down.

[@FreyaEinde]

I’m screaming inside but that’s a neat fact.

[@adamkerman475]

That’s messed up

[@U.F.O]

I'm screaming on the outside as I'm typing this.

[@Scroolewse]

I wish they would stop at a certain point though. Some of the younger women with just a slightly longer neck and those gold rings looking fresh as fuck but then they just take it to the extreme and they look grotesque.

[@errortryagainlater4240]

That explains why the rest of the body's proportions look a little off.

[@Twilightingale21]

"Why in the Middle Ages did they have these big poofy dresses?" (Shows an 18th Century rococo-style dress that's definitely not Middle Ages)

[@Twilightingale21]

@not sebi Uh... why?

[@evamiller4886]

Not even close. The Elizabethan portraits they went to from there were also not from the Middle Ages or the same era as the dress

[@weleho]

Historian doesn't know history... Ironic.

[@Marci124]

It's all the same to these colony dwellers. They even flaunt it!

[@maciejadamczyk4942]

Weren't the big dresses something which began popping up during/after the Renessaince, as a way to show off your wealth?

[@ethanl5527]

16:42 It's so Mario takes damage when he jumps on you

[@artistradio]

To me, there are five levels of fashion: 1. Pure function - They don't have to look good, they just have to do it's job. Think of it as a military uniform or rain poncho. 2. Casual wear - Stuff most people wear everyday. 3. Formal wear - Stuff like dresses and suits 4. High Fashion - Stuff that can stand out of the crowd, are usually hand-made but most people can wear them outside the walkway. 5. Wearable Art- This is the stuff most people make fun of. They aren't made to be worn anywhere outside Fashion shows and Lady Gaga concerts. They are literately just wearable sculptures.

[@k.morningstar7983]

Ball Culture is also fabulous and deserves its own category, what fantastic shows of wish fulfillment and imagination

[@StrazdasLT]

Number 5 most commonly gets work in cons and is called "cosplay".

[@BrianGon89]

Dude's cracked it

[@blanketpineapple]

what kind of statement are people trying to send with number 5? it just seems so stupid to me

[@FallingForgiveness]

@@StrazdasLT I've yet to see a catwalk art outfit be worn to a cosplay event.

[@jakemitchell1132]

Okay it’s official, Internet Historian has the best ads...period.

[@xkygerx]

He has for a while now

[@BurgundyBurrito]

Him and Commentiquette

[@occams_chainsaw]

He's the only creator whose ads I refuse to skip

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

yes i love [PRODUCT] and never skip [AD FOR PRODUCT] lmao. pathetic

[@crappyshorehen8201]

@@Dorian-_-Gray You clearly haven't watched the ads yet.

[@theshpee3784]

Fun fact: the chilean army is modeled after the prussian army

[@jeanzurich6424]

oh that's pretty fashion

[@vocalshogun4662]

Oh man that's pretty based

[@samharradence5689]

So cool

[@Darrkerkg]

@UC_YThXB1QOtCDHR83IBAQjQ well, when the chilean army was first created it called for help from the British navy in order to have a somewhat decent naval force in this side of the world. And it also called for aid from the prussian army in order to have a more disciplined military force than other countries at the time.

[@BENJA021100]

I didn't know that and i'm chilean

[@damonrobinson5458]

7:20 This is fire honestly 🧯💨🔥

[@CHIEF__]

IH: "That's why the women look so..." "Go on" IH: "No, I get the feeling I've made a mistake of some kind."

[@noblelewis4620]

The other guys sumito media

[@augustusfren133]

8:22 I love how they set the bar so low and she still manages to disappoint lmao

[@KingPK]

"How much Chanel No. 5 do you reckon I could drink before getting sick?" IH always asks the questions that are most relevant to our time.

[@raymxslappedyall1891]

editor is a god damn genius with the money gun and the pilot's smiling about it!

[@mr.dystopian5554]

"Supreme crowbar and brick" *Gordon Freeman has entered the chat*

[@HansSensei]

Gordon Dripman

[@modelcitizenvlad]

And if you see Dr Gucci, tell him I said fuck you!

[@Flufferz626]

At where I work someone slapped a Supreme sticker on the blood centrifuge machine.

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

The crazy thing about the neck rings is that they don't stretch your neck out, they weigh down your shoulders and compress your entire ribcage down XD

[@saerain]

Makes sense I suppose, it's not like they're producing lift, just restricting growth. Get Elon involved in neck ring jetpacks.

[@TrufflesandMayonaise]

No way I never knew that. My back aches just thinking about it

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

@@TrufflesandMayonaise It's true XD. Think about it, your spine is made of hard, unstretchable bone, but your rib cage is only supported vertically by your shoulder and neck muscles and somewhat by the connection between your rib bones and spine (which are flexible to facilitate breathing). Your bones can be deformed, sure, look at the ancient people who used to make babies' heads all elongated like Xenomorph Protoss monsters, but actually stretching out your neck vertebrae is probablematic since you aren't putting direct pressure on the individual bones to force them to grow around a restriction like with the head monsters and chinese foot binding and such.

[@TrufflesandMayonaise]

@@Kevin-jb2pv Thanks for the explanation!

[@willtowers1532]

@@Kevin-jb2pv spines are compressible to a degree, what do you think scoliosis is

[@camjenkins]

I listened to this on my black, everyday, E21 earbuds

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

i listened to this on my shit mono phone speaker for poor people

[@TheIrishYoshi]

I listened to this out of my phone speaker while taking a shit

[@fucentauriel7202]

2:36 Fun-ish fact: the "rings" are actually a long coil, pushing down the collarbones and compressing the ribcage to make the neck appear longer by comparison.

[@N_Moli]

Showing off your big, well-fed sheep is like showing off your expensive car.

[@AnomalyINC]

Or, in the case of New Zealand, showing off your trophy wife!

[@collingira2524]

I already miss “in da quarantine”

[@greas1233]

Internet Historian is the only KZbinr who I don't skip the ads of.

[@mattlele7977]

Internet comment etiquette too

[@nikkoa.3639]

RAYCON GOOOOOD

[@giovanna8232]

Me too

[@undercovergiraffe571]

They're so fucking good. Why would you skip through his content?

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

Have you heard about Rainman Legends?!

[@orpharax609]

I know I'm about a year late to this but I just realized this after my like 5th rewatch of this episode that at 8:09 the whole joke is "shes gonna say working women or wokring mothers" when the initial question is "what is an ISSUE you wish a lot of us would be talking about a lot more often" and she just answers "women". As in, women are the issue they need to discuss. Either she just went tunnel vision when she heard "talk" and "more often" or actually thinks women are an issue. very odd

[@etherdeef4303]

I dont know whether to praise her as a messiah or to shake my fist in the air, and I will leave it to your imagination as to what goes where.

[@buneco05]

honestly it felt like she didn't know english so well but it was funny

[@aliveslice]

It was silly because women have a ton of women-specific issues but most of them do not apply to all women at once. a lot of them are talked about but not a lot of them are solved

[@dvalentino7492]

Bernie Sanders: ' the american people are tired of women' Everyone one: *wild applause*

[@gram.]

Ahh, I see, well that makes less sense. I thought he said winning.

[@jorgamund07]

I wasn't tired of women until I saw that Rewind clip. Now I'm feeling the Bern.

[@SeniorWhoopyIRL]

I feel almost bad for laughing that hard at that joke

[@ohnoyoudidnt8675]

“Everyone one” truly encapsulates my entire thought process in very situation

[@VioletRM]

bernie based

[@Broomtwo]

"what the hell is the Kuomintang?" *shows communist Chinese flag*

[@rileypruitt1834]

o7 to comrade InternetHistorian

[@riograndedosulball248]

*Furious Taiwanese yelling*

[@TheSecretPower]

Flag and anthem of the Republic of China: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@youtubehasbigcringe]

@@rileypruitt1834 cringe

[@OneEyed_]

He's the Internet Historian, not RealLifeHistorian after all

[@danadrianaustria1977]

"What is an issue that you wish a lot of us would talk about often?" Sumito: working moms Internet Historian: unrecognized women Versace: *Women* Ah yes, women are the issue.

[@t.5586]

it scares me, i really hope they dont think womens rights is dumb and laughable, ik its a joke but im scared that they actually think so lol

[@mythos951]

@@t.5586 no, I just think they are making fun of how smug she and other celebrities are when they talk about social issues.

[@tozarkt9805]

@@t.5586 I think it's just how broad a stroke it is to just say "Women" and not specify past that, but I agree it can look like it comes across as ignorant.

[@TheRaon75]

@@t.5586 lmao it IS dumb and laughable, or at least what this braindead lady says. Ultra rich women acting as if women are second class citizens in the west or something, just echoing idiot talking points so she can virtue signal, even though she probably has more money than god and doesn't do anything practical to further her supposed cause.

[@Asa-bh7zi]

@@t.5586 It's funny because Versace said that "women" were an issue.

[@NicePillow321]

The “women” moment at 8:23 I chuckled with them. So simplified. So pure. 10/10 answer.

[@ashj_2088]

Full points for that one

[@NicePillow321]

Possibly even extra credit

[@fabusquish.undercover]

The coolest tattoos I've ever seen were in an animated film: Rise of the Guardians. Santa Claus is a 7ft Russian swordsman with arm tattoos, and one says NAUGHTY and the other says NICE and I can't stop loving how badass that it for his character

[@Eagle3302PL]

Love that movie, so underrated

[@fabusquish.undercover]

@@Eagle3302PL Ikr! I rewatched it on Netflix the other day and I still love it The character designs for the guardians are just 👌

[@riograndedosulball248]

That movie is perfect, wish it had more recognition

[@fabusquish.undercover]

@@riograndedosulball248 Same, there's a lot to appreciate in it

[@licebmi]

an animated tatoo is just a drawing

[@Cthulahøøp936]

I've never heard historian laugh like that funniest shit ever lol

[@tiredmask]

Nothing makes me more happy then clicking a internet historian video T-T

[@tiredmask]

I clicked that notification so fast

[@eunseonglee2986]

Me too

[@Vitnaval]

Me three!

[@KCzz15]

I'm just here for the advert.

[@WellBeSerious12]

Not even getting your sheep shaven?

[@bluestone9726]

This man's ads are not ads, they're extra content.

[@codycc4414]

“Who has the best military uniform?” Well let’s talk about Hugo Boss for a minute..

[@TheRockyCrowe]

The Nazi’s were vile, murderous, maniacal, supremacist pieces of shit who deserved nothing short of the death penalty....but dammmmnnnn did they have some badass BOSS uniforms. 🙌🏼

[@BlueblueN]

TheRockyCrowe I hate to agree

[@DG0398]

@@shinraexecutive2 the skull dates back to Prussian cavalry. Wasn't new to the Nazis.

[@bandit6272]

Hell, even the Gestapo had these snazzy leather trenchcoats. Still the bad guys tho

[@dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694]

I mean nazis were bad but Gawddamn were they well dressed. They look sharp as fuck.

[@gosha305]

We all know the true peak of fashion is wearing Flip-flops with socks.

[@gfmhd1280]

I do that D:

[@pungoblin9377]

No. *pizza roll skin dress*

[@amittoibis]

Fuck yeah

[@Memoquin]

I don’t understand how this has become an obvious no no, but has the emerged from prison fashion to be acceptable in wider society.

[@roelfjoubert1128]

That's so 2000's... It's all about rocking socks with crocks now.

[@graysonlyons2986]

Sumito: I would never write a song about Donatella Versace. *one second later* Sumito: *raps a song about Donatella Versace*

[@BarioIDL]

one hour later:raping Donatella Versace

[@Odysseus753BC]

“Italians have police? I thought they just had the mob” We’ll the north has the Carabinieri and the south has the mob

[@nexusmods9068]

DAMN STRAIGHT!!! XD

[@driftingwolf0]

Just sit down with the godfather a negotiate the new laws for the year, have the bribe money ready a day boom you save so much money on law enforcement. I mean all that money can go to something useful.

[@pootis4986]

“It takes a lot of bravery to be that vulnerable” What’s next they’re gonna manipulate time and space?

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Come on man it's really brave & inspirational to, like, be disabled and carry on existing, rather than throwing yourself into a black hole. That takes nuff bravery.

[@11Survivor]

@@DodgyDaveGTX I wouldn't say it is brave to be vulnerable. I'd say it's brave to work past that vulnerability.

[@StrazdasLT]

if you look at the whole sentence they are saying its brave and great that people are mentally ill.

[@scipioninja]

@@StrazdasLT That's even worse.

[@StrazdasLT]

@@scipioninja Yes it is.

[@richardcletus6026]

I still have no idea who the people in that youtube rewind are.

[@NavyPheonix]

Like how the nominees at TGAs for influential streamer were all people I'd literally never heard of except like 1.

[@hh-zm9gr]

@@NavyPheonix I had only heard of Rae. And very very briefly timthetatman

[@anon9359]

The one saying "here's to all the women in 2018 finding their voices" is NikkieTutorials and the two drag queens that were on screen for a split second were Trixie and Katya. 😊

[@fakiirification]

thats because people whos only focus is identity politics and other frivolous pursuits are not memorable. they only way they get any traction at all is that youtube pushes them to the top of the pile to try to force their agenda through. They are NPCs and anyone who follows them is an NPC. ignore them.

[@anon9359]

@@fakiirification Why are you calling people in real life NPCs... that's not very nice. 🙁

[@gabrieledettomilvus1348]

for who is wondering , italians have two types of police force : the police and the Carabinieri .The Carabinieri are part of the italian army , the police isn't.The police have standard blue uniform and the carabinieri have red and black ones , what you see in the video is a cerimonial uniform .

[@samu4529]

@Modern Zombie what are fascist about them?

[@tituscaesar6960]

@Modern Zombie Hugo Boss designed for the Nazis lmao style good, Nazis bad

[@patrickwilliamson29]

@@tituscaesar6960 if you're gonna commit atrocities you might as well look good doing it

[@greenninja9330]

@Modern Zombie what about the mob

[@StrazdasLT]

@@greenninja9330 The mob buys from versace.

[@jarrod475]

18:29 "what about my next?" fucking lost it

[@georgeianta2088]

Donatella: It's VersacE!E Italian American: Eyyy, pass me the Versach

[@pangetpampam8272]

i always thought it's pronounced like that wtf

[@justanotherinquisitor7962]

"Friendship ended with Mythology, Now Fashion is my best friend." *Looks to the side of the camera* "Can I see my family now? Please, its been weeks now"

[@vaqmnrg1688]

The American people are tired of *WEMEN*

[@danielzerich2179]

*WAMEN*

[@danielzerich2179]

(Wa)~(ma'am)

[@TheShmarny]

Amen brother

[@makenziej8632]

Wemen?

[@vaqmnrg1688]

@@makenziej8632 we men, they wemen

[@raihanalam9]

4:53 “do not look into the Fields.”

[@justapotato2932]

Internet historian uploading is a festival at this point, It should be a national holiday for bringing us together.

[@PsRohrbaugh]

Furs are still the highest of fashion. Whenever I go clubbing, I always bring home a baby seal.

[@l0serb0i]

Wait how is this 21 hours ago when it was uploaded 10 minutes ago...

[@queefqueefington]

@@l0serb0i Witchcraft

[@tlonigamer421]

@@l0serb0i patreon rewards

[@bananabuns1369]

@@l0serb0i patreon see it early than normal people

[@kumorineleo]

sorcery

[@logan_graal]

As a deli worker, I am very happy to see Salami and Deli slicers represented in a high--production video (7:55). Please continue making more deli content. Thank you, Internet Historian: Incognito Mode.

[@dustinwilson8599]

Internet historian and sumito should have their own KZbin channel/series or dare I say tv show. You two are unbelievably hilarious together.

[@bonebreak7093]

You’re telling me that the “I’m so proud of community” girl isn’t cgi?

[@Wastelander1972]

At this point, who the hell knows what’s real?

[@That_One_User_314]

@@Wastelander1972 Yeah, just like my neighbor who has an eyeball for a head and asks me to skate with him every now and then. He's probably just a figment of my imagination.

[@That_One_User_314]

@@louiepooh1510 WHAT!?!? O.O

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

Internet historian is the only man who can make fun ads

[@AleK0451]

big money salvia

[@blindwisdom]

The virgin IntHist self referential jokes vs the chad Commentiquette posting an ad as the entire video, and literally titling it "This is just an ad"

[@hellothere7802]

I can’t wait to see Internet Historian cover ‘Fallout: The Frontier’.

[@WasatchGarandMan]

The SNEEDCLAVE GROWS IN STRENGTH

[@txGHOSTxt1]

Some kinda controversy? Mind clueing me in?

[@Artremas]

@@txGHOSTxt1 me too

[@genericwhitemale9566]

@@txGHOSTxt1 Fallout:New Vegas mod. Had 7 Years in development One of the guys working on it was a pedophile The story is terrible and is chocked full of cringe reddit references and fetishes.

[@genericwhitemale9566]

No it's not popular enough for a video

[@X-SPONGED]

8:07 IH: "Wager a guess?" Sumito: "if she's actually smart, she'd say poverty in Africa or something, but she'll say like unemployed women or working moms or something stupid" IH: "Unrecognized Women." *"Women☕"* You guys overestimated her intelligence💀

[@w_ldan]

Denser than a brick

[@clecanadalawexplained6330]

“St Elizabeth’s School for particularly adorable and hopeful orphans” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I forgot how bloody awful that KZbin Rewind was, still makes me feel sick.

[@thud5190]

bri'ish

[@ajemajh]

bri'ish

[@jeremyranger4260]

bri'ish

[@rikovladimir8655]

bri'ish

[@emilieverland4606]

bri'ish

[@Dadmcbeardface]

“Italians have police? I thought they just had the mob!”. Brilliant 🤣

[@socio-historian7337]

How could they talk about army uniforms and not mention Hugo Boss uniforms? Those uniforms are a 15/10

[@CloroxBleach-cq7tj]

i googled that. got me there

[@yourlocalcheetodustdealer2946]

Oh no… OH NO! 😶

[@Zeverinsen]

You know why. We all know why. ... Wait actually, that should've made it even *more* interesting for them, LMAO.

[@WeOnlyEatSoup]

Legit stylish

[@voodoo2006]

they do look really stylish though

[@DanMan]

wheres the concordia qna

[@arbysregionalmanager7032]

gone

[@spideylover4105]

@@arbysregionalmanager7032 was it ever uploaded?

[@vvpenny1109]

thats what im looking for

[@jna1417]

gone, reduced to atoms

[@Branchtail]

He liked this hahah

[@FloatingOer]

"What is an issue we should be talking about more often?" "Women" "Oh like patriarchy or misogyny?" "No just women, women are the issue." "OoK......"

[@JaneDoeValentine]

It’s such a goddamn rich thing to say. It’s almost like “let them eat cake” cause it’s so distant and removed

[@texaschainsawmanager1153]

Hey :) YOU'RE NOT TALKING BOUT THE REAL ISSUE'S SMH. THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THE SKY IS A HOLOGRAM BLOCKING THE VIEW OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. WAKE UP!

[@johncam8420]

Its clear the people are tired of women - bernie said so.

[@summertime9629]

LEGIT AF! I’m a woman but NOT even close to being one of those extremist Feminists. Men & women are not equal- were not supposed to be literally equal. But the allowance that’s just always given to the blatant & what often seems to be looked at as a god given right for men to say & or do close to anything they feel like to women is just a lazy & crazy way to make sure “our boys & men” don’t feel emasculated. Years being a manager of a high end restaurant with a casino 🎰,🤯Well if they have $ they feel even more entitled to ask for a lot of close hugs or “side hugs” that just happen to coincidentally touch the side of my boob... after they asked me about my husband & I tell them I’m crazy about him etc. I actually had a very well known customer to the town & establishment ask if he could get my # to send me some jokes & I was not good or ok at using boundaries for myself & naive @ the time - what did I get a pic of?? (Yeeeeah as if Anyone with a pulse couldn’t guess this...) Small & weird shaped 🍆 pic over a filthy VERY used never cleaned toilet full of 🟡🅿️⚠️ 🤮

[@jac1871]

@@JaneDoeValentine Marie Antoinette never said “let them eat cake” or at least there is no evidence.

[@SilverZealot]

Internet Historian uploads are like early birthday presents

[@skunksquirrel1]

As in once a year?

[@gram.]

@@skunksquirrel1 whey

[@Bricriu-gj9dd]

Funny you say this, as today is actually my Birthday! WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SinkUser]

Luckily for me it is a birthday present yay

[@SonOfTegz]

Or late depending on who you ask ?