Food Theory: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host… and it’s ME!?

[@colew9330]

I believe we have this all wrong. The host isn’t like a host that has guests and whatnot. I believe that the entity known as Waffle House has found its new host body. A child was born and it has become the next reincarnation of Waffle House, it is Waffle House’s new host.

[@cyberssasin1575]

That's deep my man

[@blitxzy]

Why did I see this so early😂(Edit:Relating to the comment, so the parasite that is the Waffle House has used up the resources of the old host’s body and now has taken over a new host’s body? (if the theory says anything, Shaggy’s body👍)(The Waffle House has found it’s new host ^^ :)

[@snickerscat00010]

*creaks my neck eerily twoards the camera* you.... may not expose.. our plight.......

[@SaulTeeNutz]

However, the Waffle House has found its new host.

[@ChillSmoke-vm9nz]

Wow

[@JonnyRaZeR]

This is surreal, never thought I'd be in a MatPat video. Great video!

[@hunter_braylon5795]

Yoooo lets goo

[@hunter_braylon5795]

What’s the Waffle House host btw???

[@bugginonthewall]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND HIMSELF

[@muaazihsan7276]

hello there

[@Mythical.1212]

Be careful it's jealous

[@lockse098]

Matpat not only answers a meme question with another meme, he's also able to make it absolute sense.

[@lilz_relixx5913]

that is the most dangerous power and we need to stop looking at this in jest and realize what a hazard he is to civilized society.

[@CoffeeKnife]

@@lilz_relixx5913 u serious?

[@vi5692]

He did indeed make it absolute sense!

[@Festivity890]

@@isaackatsanis yeah what meme?

[@daltonyoung7508]

I was wondering if he was gonna make a theory on our meme

[@loganu4664]

The fact that I immediately said "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!?!" when Mat mentioned how fights happen in Waffle Houses really shows how much of a child of the internet i am. I'm only slightly disappointed he didn't show that Vine

[@alexandercarter9598]

She wasn't blacklisted for fighting. She was removed because she was obviously too strong to host the consciousness of the Waffle House.

[@minestar2247]

I thought the building was the previous host

[@alexandercarter9598]

@@minestar2247 that's exactly what it wants you to think.

[@crystalcactuis.w]

Which waffle house found it's new host

[@minestar2247]

@@crystalcactuis.w the one that gives power to all the others, the first one

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@X-SPONGED]

Shaggy is not only a good candidate for a waffle house host. He is actually an amazing employee if motivated by food. In a universe with no mysteries, he's literally an award winning chef. Guarantee him an unlimited buffet for break and he'll operate an entire waffle house with only himself and Scooby.

[@stephenscogin4465]

It makes sense. That s why he was not in that show... He already had a new job at waffle house

[@FeeberWeaver]

I think it's waffle house Wendy Truly a menace in the waffle house lore

[@Coristic121]

man can balance so good that a 4 foot sandwich is easy stuff for him

[@I_RefuseTo]

guys the yt who started it said stop and gaslight ppl now if they havent heard of the meme or dont know what is happening

[@fakedungeonmaster5740]

personally from the criteria matpat laid out. i think spongebob shouldve been the best choice. i mean hes chill and a fight. and hes got cooking experience

[@mrinc2007]

Uncle Iroh is a perfect Waffle House host. He isn’t a cook (unless you’re talking about tea) based on the fact that he was sad when Zhao took the cook from Zuko’s ship. He is very friendly, willing to talk to anyone he comes across, and is extremely empathetic. He’s comfortable working any time of day, as you can see from his invasion of Ba Sing Se. He led his army day and night to break into the impenetrable city. He’s chill and wise, but he’s also one of the most powerful firebenders in the world. And he would never be too aggressive, and he knows when to stop. That’s why I think uncle Iroh is the new host.

[@obsessedcalamity]

If Iroh was the host, I’d visit the Waffle House daily. I don’t even think we have one in my state lmao

[@Sane-Revelation]

Also a good host, big agree here! Honestly if I ever met someone like Iroh is my life I would want to stay and listen to them always

[@coffee-with-sprats]

It's a great idea. But there's one or two things still here, in my opinion. Coffee. Is there a tea option in a Waffle House ? Also, come to think of it, he's a bit... old. I know, he's pretty capable (fitness-wise), but this, again - in my opinion, is still at play.

[@poke-talia268]

Now I need to see a waffle house staffed by uncle Iroh and ultra instinct Shaggy.

[@coffee-with-sprats]

@@poke-talia268 MultiverSUS (i know, i know) type of a thing ?

[@SebDystic]

The word “lore”: *exists* MatPat: *”it’s free Realestate”* Theorists when MatPat says “lore”: *”it’s self sustaining now”*

[@jaredjensen1418]

It's weird because I always interpreted "The Waffle House has found its new host" not as "the restaurant has found its new employee," but instead like "the spirit of Waffle House has found a new vessel to possess."

[@tenellefrankland9532]

Same! But this works too....

[@hill2750]

I didn't think that, but now I do

[@JenniferSwiftBlood]

I would argue that this interpretation also includes Shaggy because he’d be down as long as he had access to unlimited food. 🐬

[@adamb1207]

You know both of those make a lot more sense than what I've unironically thought it meant until watching this video. Me and my two brain cells thought the "host" was like a game show host, and that in the LORE(!!!), The waffle house had its own game show...

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@pXnTilde]

A guy like shaggy is also the kind of person who would settle for working at Waffle House

[@Rey_Palpatine]

Being the man behind the slaughter definitely gives him an edge too

[@MrMisterJW]

I loved working at Waffle House. Not a day went by when I walked out with less than 100 dollars in tips, and I was the cook.

[@skarloey1214]

@@MrMisterJW How does the chef get tips?

[@Paradox-es3bl]

“Settle” as if the free food isn’t basically his ideal job. Only problem is, Waffle House would go out of business in a day.

[@MrMisterJW]

@@skarloey1214 not a chef by any means, but most of the time, the customers just called my name, or got my attention, and handed me tips. To be fair, I was always stoned and just cooked what they wanted. I'd let the servers deal with ringing up orders and stuff, I just cooked. And I think that might be what got me so many tips. Listening to orders isn't hard, and neither is cooking.

[@AstromanArt]

No words can describe why I love this theory so much. The feeling of Matpat taking internet memes so seriously and answering the question with another meme, that’s legendary.

[@drewo.127]

Freddy Fazbear’s Waffle House, where instinct and service come to life!

[@farawayxgalaxy]

Honestly I would love Meme Theory. Like the Yanny/Laurel one he dove into with the science and Brainstorm/Green Needle. Too bad we know the next channel is ST

[@TheAdvertisement]

4:40 Love Matpat saying he hates coffee while head editor Dan comes in from the corner to consume it all.

[@fruityfloss9437]

So much respect to the lady that deflected that chair.. Why'd anyone want to fire her???

[@Matth3w-wil]

Too much skill

[@leroyspeelt]

She wasnt on the defensive side

[@shadedway5277]

FEAR

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@RealBrokoli]

They feared she would overthrow them

[@crusixangel9513]

So she was threatened, physically assaulted, let go from her position when she defended herself while her life was in danger, and blacklisted at all other locations? There has to be like...4 lawsuits in there.

[@idkdude1350]

Nah there’s probably no lawsuits

[@TheRealAnsontp]

There are no lawsuits that cover this incident.

[@SchlossRitter]

Welcome to the impersonal US service industry and companies covering their own backside. When she went on the counterattack, that opened up the company to a potential injury lawsuit from the customers even if they started it. Also her agreeing to interviews focusing on the fighting potentially "damaged" the company's reputation (even though it's already known for this). They'd rather have every employee act like a mindless drone and would replace them with machines if it was yet feasible.

[@johnboylovesyou]

Unfortunately, they make you sign a thing that waives any kind of fighting their decision.

[@LycanLink]

You've done it, MatPat. You've tricked me into clicking on a video I didn't know was about a content creator I didn't care about. And since I care about retention time, I'll be begrudgingly watching this all the way through.

[@RyanSoltani]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[@BiancaGiurgea1427]

@here is the full clip Hier is the clip why ur dad left u oh wait I couldnt find him

[@melissa9734]

Sokka 100% could host a waffle house

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Oh my God you're right

[@gigikju9934]

Omg yesssss

[@cherries4164]

it’s the waffle house charisma

[@FaizanJamadar-r1x]

False

[@deerez1048]

yess sokka

[@Rad_Ranger_01]

3:41 Anytime matpat hears or sees the word lore his power level increases

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

*💯TH LIIIIIIIIIKE*

[@IATIA_SolosYourFavouriteVerse]

Its over 9000 now

[@Ly_7838]

@The South Project *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!*

[@Kittyuwu8888]

DA LLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Kittyuwu8888]

@@ancastoicapopovici4294 found it!

[@sarahball4861]

PLEASE do an episode on what "Natural Flavors" listed on food labels actually means. Ex- in "Naturally Flavored" sparkling water drinks like Waterloo, or the "Naturally Essenced" LaCroix. PLEASE IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

[@crystalbluestar292]

YES, and why do companies hide their ingredients under that guise?! Is Coca Cola scared that an ingredient list will invalidate their brand?

[@aSpectrumofDorky]

I actually had on the job training for this with a company that partners with my grocery store. When they say natural flavors & coloring, they are referring to flavors that are sourced directly from things that can be found in the natural world. The flavors and colors are not synthesized but that doesn’t mean that the flavors and colors aren’t processed. In the training they actually passed around the type of seed that they use to dye their yellow cheese yellow.

[@solvseus]

Beetles. That means they're made with crushed up beetles. You're welcome?

[@CordeliaWagner]

Why can't you look it up yourself? Are you that level of lazy?

[@alanomofo]

They don't wanna put words like methylanthranalate ( grape flavor) on the packaging. Likely because people will Google that word and realize its sold as a pestacide and bird repellent in agriculture.

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

I feel like this is Matt's dream situation. He gets to build this whole thing from the ground up.

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@mukkiqulasmujatinnik]

I think an experience looks like Phoenix SC. Macam mana ni?

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

But the obvious host is Gus Fring.

[@ZabberNow]

​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Steven universe also fits most the stuff Matt says, he's very good at fighting and talking to people + he can stay up for a while

[@mary-janereallynotsarah684]

@@ZabberNow hmm I haven't seen that so I can't comment except that Gus is a very clean and polite person. He would make sure the business was up to better standards and I would actually dare to eat there.

[@leafylinnea2074]

A kid in my band class raised his hand and in front of a bunch of kids and my band teacher said the Waffle House has found it’s new host and no one said anything else. One of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. And the confusion of my 70+ year old band teacher

[@garfreaky_x]

Matpat: "Can't be to aggressive" Also Matpat: *uses the scene where Shaggy beats everyone up without hesitation with only 000.1% of his power*

[@sirius1696]

Yes exactly, a man capable of restraining himself to 0.001% of his power is a perfect candidate

[@Qwerty-uiop]

@@sirius1696 yes

[@EJTheGreat]

.1% is incorrect i think u meant .0001%

[@TeagueisTrash]

this was funny in 2018 lol

[@Head-Comrade]

@@TeagueisTrash yet you were never

[@TheMaskedNate]

I love how MatPat makes the weirdest memes the most logical theories, Shaggy being a waffle house host is just exactly what you would expect and want to expect from the theorists channels.

[@natahndolar2142]

Well thanks for spoiling the whole video man!

[@giuseppe.o]

@@natahndolar2142 If you don't want to spoil your video wait till the end of it before reading the comments bro

[@TheMaskedNate]

@@natahndolar2142 well the comment section is basically a plaza for spoilers- I've seen at least 5 comments (me excluded) containing spoilers for this episode, without even searching for them. Sorry ig?🤷‍♂️

[@ーテイル]

@@natahndolar2142 You're the kinda people who would be drowning and when saved say "I didn't give you permission to touch me!"

[@sirejelly]

The funniest thing about this is that in my DnD campaign we had a body swap arc, and we have a 97% evil ferret named Waffle House, so he literally found a new host.

[@jamielaur]

sounds like a fun campaign XD

[@MasumiSeike]

AWWW that sounds awesome 🤣🤣🤣

[@Beetlejooce01]

Not funny I just didn’t laugh

[@_marshP]

only 97%?

[@치추이]

@@Beetlejooce01 comedy is subjective

[@64PlaysGD]

All this time I thought my favorite movie of all time (due to nostalgia) was completely forgotten but then I saw this episode and now it's my favorite one of food theory.

[@theblurryblackcat]

I have no idea how MatPat always manages to fit all the relevant things of each week into one video, but my hats go off to him anyway

[@antimatterg]

stfu bots

[@imran19187]

This is the weirdest reply thread I’ve seen

[@noahtheperson4079]

@Olivia Favour I love how the bot started its own conversation wrong.

[@h4hm3m3]

@@noahtheperson4079 LOL

[@manaskshirsagar5055]

@@noahtheperson4079 That's what, LOL.

[@Oli.Turner]

Finding out that Matpat doesn’t caffeinate before recording videos is like finding out Santa isn’t real.

[@Icarus_with_better_wings]

Oh he does, just with diet coke. Insert him creepily staring at diet coke here

[@Chazbc]

Diet Coke has caffeine.

[@mongoose9851]

He gets all his caffeine from diet coke

[@E_manroblox]

Wait stop it about the Diet Coke….. SANTA ISNT REAL?!?!

[@wolfzburn8822]

@@Chazbc no it doesn't? Can literally says "Caffeine Free".

[@Azure_Pancakes]

The whole reason the actual phrase was created wasn't because of the waffle house fight clip, it was actually because of a video on Jonny's channel where he explained how waffle house is essentially a real life SCP, which caused it to become a meme within his community.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Oh neat! I didn't know that.

[@farawayxgalaxy]

A real life SCP couldn’t be more accurate tbh. I love that

[@AegonWithers]

Where's the video? Never heard of it until now.

[@Azure_Pancakes]

@@AegonWithers kzbin.infovjkIqZJ4cfI?feature=share

[@ashbrown-ko5pr]

Yeah, the waffle house has infinite food, served by ghosts. SCP 173 didn't move, and 049 didn't want to leave, claiming it was the cure for the Pestilence.

[@Macsvelo]

MatPat takes the most trending things happening currently and explains it all in a video. It’s awesome!

[@cyberpunkthewolf5567]

Based on your list of criteria, I think Kirby could do pretty good in the position as well. He eats tons of food, is excellent at making friends, usually just hangs out doing his own thing, and has been known to slay the occasional god or two when necessary

[@birthdayfruitecake8158]

Yeah, but according to MatPat's earlier theory on him, he might be afraid of Kirby wreaking unnecessary havoc.

[@zarif1217]

what would you think if you saw a pink circle in a waffle house. exactly why we need a human

[@cyberpunkthewolf5567]

@@birthdayfruitecake8158 you should be fine unless you happen to destroy a piece of food he's eating

[@cdesigner9178]

His first instinct when he sees an enemy is to eat them. I definitely think that this would be "too aggressive" for Waffle House.

[@cursedcat6467]

The only problem is Kirby commuting about 50 war crimes per day

[@loganrazler1220]

The moment Matpat displayed the list of characteristics, my mind somehow immediately went to shaggy. It’s just perfect.

[@leviosarwingardium]

The fact that we actually have waited for this, and he actually did it. Mad props to everyone, especially Mat.

[@LITTLEWORLDS8]

Don't you mean mat props

[@f0xeking]

Monkey D. Luffy is the perfect host for the Waffle House. One of the big character traits of Luffy is the fact that he is very friendly. He’s genuinely a good person who knows how to comfort people when they are down (beating up whatever bothers them) He’s chill when he needs to be, and is a fighter. He isn’t too aggressive (has never killed anybody according to Oda) He is able to work at any hour (has no solid sleep schedule, but rather takes naps at random intervals) He will always take advantage of free food, doesn’t matter the reasons why. He may not be able to cook, but that isn’t one of the expectations.

[@foxytimber2473]

EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@pedrolopez4910]

SUUUPEERRRRR ✨⭐️✨

[@PigmentPig]

I genuinely believe Po from kungfu panda would be just as ideal. He can do it all, defend, eat, is a sweetie!

[@diamondknight1015]

Ehhh I don't know if the dragon warrior Po, a *kungfu* master and strike first style, would be good Plus, what if a Waffle House is on a hill with stairs, he would absolutely collapse

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

​@@diamondknight1015 the guy can't handle his stairs... that and he is from Medieval China, it will take time for him to get accustomed to modern tech

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

@Rikirie he's still a great chef so don't think hair is an issue

[@robotgalaxy4168]

​@@diamondknight1015 He's still done plenty of fighting on the defensive

[@eston3418]

In all honestly I think someone who’s mastered some form of martial arts would be better, at least for the fighting part of the job. You have more control and more options to safely neutralize the target. That being said, Shaggy is basically the ultimate life form. The perfect man for any job.

[@ahmedtheone3976]

Can't believe that a small channel I loved so much has blown up like this, he truly deserves its success

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

My rabbits hate woodchucks that chuck wood into their lake

[@Grey_Chillz]

ok

[@Conorator]

Jonny Razer actually has history with Waffle House. He had a viral short not too long ago about how Waffle House is basically an SCP, and how you can tell a situation is really bad if the local Waffle House isn't open. For this reason, I believe "The Waffle House has found its new host" is referring to the Waffle House in a similar way to Specimen 12 from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

[@darius5066]

To be fair that video was just a rehash of an old news story from a few years back about the Waffle House Index, which was created back in 04'.

[@sufferdude0537]

3:38 "oh boy, he said the thing, HE SAID THE THING. LOOOR- "KZbin music is a music app" I hate you KZbin

[@HarlowBrent]

Honestly, the Internet doesn’t break this hard this often. Maybe a couple like, “It’s not a mistake, it’s a masterpiece”, but Jonny Razer has taken it to the extreme. It’s amazing, and I’m proud to have found him before he became so popular.

[@OracleTeller]

And he actually apologised unlike JellyBean

[@HarlowBrent]

@@OracleTeller Jellybean did apologize, it was just much later. Originally, “It’s not a mistake, It’s a masterpiece” was only meant to be on their own videos. Much like this new copypasta, it spiraled out of control.

[@OracleTeller]

@@HarlowBrent ah apologies, I hadnt seen a video where they apologised and I did see a rumour she didnt, my mistake

[@orangetubergaming]

Me to I'm glad I found him be fore the waffle house thing

[@stalechite4152]

@@OracleTeller it's always better to double check In the first place, I don't even know if the Internet deserved an apology after all the stuff she had to go through lol

[@LaMoooon]

As a waffle house employee, I can confirm that the waffle house has indeed found its new host.

[@randomboi66]

Yes,The new host of the waffle house

[@Elailiodropout]

Bro this comment is filled with bots

[@alpha_enaz]

@dispiritedsoulx2 based matpat?

[@HHtestCark]

@Dispirited Soul x2 fatherless

[@HHtestCark]

@@WaffleHouseFoundItsNewHost. fatherless

[@Geekwithapencil2048]

The fact this is a meme and STILL MAKES SENSE blows my mind-Heck I wouldn't mind hanging around Waffle house just to talk with shaggy, he's a chill dude!

[@Astrid.DaCapo]

2:55 I now believe MattPatt has done way WAY too much theories about FNAF: there are exotic butters everywhere on this channel.

[@h4hm3m3]

MatPat's mind is like a jar, his videos are what fills it. He stores whatever he could, solid as in complete theories and full on proof with no possible denial, liquid as in theories that fill up most opposition but still float around with different thoughts, and air as in the emptiness of some theories. The air is usually flavored with a bit of salt/pepper to it to make it more into something. As the jar open's others feel or see the ideas of one such named MatPat.

[@h4hm3m3]

@hereisthefullclip istg u bots are so fake

[@h4hm3m3]

@hereisthefullclip stop being an npc its not that hard like

[@Daedalus-Inc]

I would have suggested uncle Iroh seeing the criteria. Calm but a good fighter, literally becomes the host of his own restaurant at the end of the show.

[@stevenbobbybills]

Not a bad suggestion.

[@christophervanoster]

I think sokka would be better. He’s not a cook but can eat a ton and gets along great with the ladies. And he is a warrior

[@AddisonHughes955]

That’s awesome, I came down here to say the exact same thing! Iroh is perfect for the role!

[@judyh3707]

Iroh and Shaggy are on about the same level

[@kabochahata9693]

I knew the moment Johnny said the word LORE that Mat was gonna contribute the utmost, I’ve been waiting for this video since

[@christianseaman8838]

You forgot the speed factor, he can run as fast as a great Dane while carrying a great Dane, he will deliver food to tables on time

[@submarinemagnet7965]

8:18 staff brushed that metal chair off like it was some paper plane...with one hand. WITH. ONE. HAND.

[@Firemaster27]

Johnny is seriously the king of the internet lately

[@Firemaster27]

@Dispirited Soul x2 shut.

[@OracleTeller]

Fr, I love his “bad” _____ ideas

[@Blazing_Fire_]

He didn't expect it to become so massive that even Mat is covering it. It's probably a dream come true

[@rafus431]

The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

[@Firemaster27]

@Don't Read Profile Picture BE QUIET!!!!

[@RebekahLeiplein]

4:42 Matthew hating coffee is theorist lore I didn't know I needed. Explain.

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

It sucks

[@jason4443]

He prefers Diet Coke, duh. Good source of caffeine with more pleasant taste.

[@rosegold1610]

I live up in New England and I recently went on vacation to Georgia and I was VERY surprised to see all the waffle houses down there. I saw more waffle houses than I saw McDonald's.

[@danktorvosaurus]

2:57 never thought MatPat would use the ai voice generated videos in his actual theories.

[@kinggaming2125]

I really wanted someone to make a video about this. Thank you Mat and keep up the good work.

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

My rabbits hate woodchucks that chuck wood into their lake

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

My rabbits hate woodchucks that chuck wood into their lake

[@Grey_Chillz]

ok

[@woooling]

I think someone should make a horror series of this. "The Waffle House has found it's new host" is such an ominous sentence, isnt it? i'd love to see a spooky horror version of it

[@ThunderZdargont]

I'm making a horror Minecraft mid of it, that's close

[@desertfox9407]

Imagine it becomes and SCP 😂😂😂 I’m putting all my money on it

[@ThunderZdargont]

@@desertfox9407 I'm pretty sure it already is

[@SillyCrazyGoose]

Oh my god yes that would be really cool

[@Notsussybaka900]

@@desertfox9407 SCPs that are pop culture references are heavily frowned upon and generally get deleted. Even as -Js.

[@samandthegang2326]

Matpat: I scoured films, games, TV Me just after he read the list of attributes needed: shaggy

[@bluegalaxxi1810]

Matpats most dangerous power,theorizing a meme and making it a meme with somewhat clear answers on how he got the conclusion.

[@lolnoobfox111]

oh no

[@Ly_7838]

@@lolnoobfox111 OH YES

[@lolnoobfox111]

@@Ly_7838 wait a minute, we can talk here...

[@Ly_7838]

@@lolnoobfox111 Nah

[@lolnoobfox111]

@@Ly_7838 oh no

[@micahphilson]

That reveal of his new host had me laughing out loud, and I immediately knew he was going to show that Ultra Instinct clip! As dumb as this video is, I thoroughly enjoyed it!

[@allisonpozzo]

MatPat lays out all the criteria to be a successful host at the Waffle House and I'm like "huh, sounds an awful lot like Shaggy". Good to know that MatPat and I are on the same page, lolz

[@helenbooth5109]

1:30 he forgot one. One started by 4chan. I can type the first line or give a main theme and you all would get me. Vaporeon.

[@Youll_be_back]

Before this episode you would think Mat was addicted to coffee but apparently he's not

[@KilosFoxo]

its diet coke

[@user-gx3st2th8q]

Or Harry teeters

[@ourplemal]

i knew about his diet coke obsession but it surprised me when he said he hates coffee.

[@Jig_up]

@@user-gx3st2th8q *Harris Teeter (Sorry)

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@DessertDoggie]

I never understood the "The Waffle House has found its new host" thing. Thanks you matpat, for explaining stupid internet trends to me and a lot of other people

[@ooi97]

I thought it was an insane Dark Souls reference, crossing Host of Embers with... something...

[@randommate3778]

My confusion has been fixed too

[@ToyKeeper]

Somehow, this video was the first I heard of it. I wonder how wide the meme's reach was... like, 10,000 people? 100k? 1M? Maybe even 10M? Regardless, this video has already gotten it to 6 digits, probably 7 by next week.

[@muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430]

The milk store has found its new dad

[@Spellbook]

@@ToyKeeper it is every where in comments section. Like, before maybe you'll see "first" as a first comment but now it's "waffle House has found its new host". To the point that it has become annoying. Everytime such comment is there I check if there's reply and see if someone explains but it's just a hundred replies of the same phrase. So I'd say the meme reached more than 10M

[@itsmefm]

You don't understand how much this video clears everything up for me I always am out of the loop

[@lauradarling-lagamma6983]

Same, dude

[@MandyMay19282]

Same. Ive been so confused seeing “the Waffle House has found its new host”

[@_Rainbooow]

the waffle house has its new host

[@worknotinprogress7172]

Same. I was so confused when it took up like half the comment section of a video I watched completely unrelated to that, apparently around the same time it started.

[@greyrifterrellik5837]

My preferred "fighting style"? "Scavenger Freeform": do whatever you need to to get out alive, using whatever you have available.

[@chrismendezva]

Video Idea: Make the Krabby Patty. You’ve already figured out the ingredients, i’d love to see you make it and do a taste test! Thanks for all the great theories!

[@StayedNateman]

thats a great idea

[@ShadowSaberBaroxio]

I think he already tried doing that, didn't he?

[@KelseyLovato]

@@ShadowSaberBaroxioyeah, they made it when comparing different ways to stack burgers

[@War_On_Fats]

@@KelseyLovato He's talking about the patty itself, not the order that the burger is put together.

[@Sentariana]

He's already done that.

[@King-of-the-beginning]

After being apart of this since the beginning I’m so happier to see my favorite channel make a video about this

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

same

[@notyoutube2599]

Yesss

[@maxford10ford81]

Same

[@Uggabugga07]

People like you make me want to leave the internet

[@OracleTeller]

Same here

[@MyBubbleInSpace]

Like others have said, I never looked at the meme as "the waffle house has a new employee" but that it's found its new host body. With that being said, when MatPat listed the criteria I immediately thought of Ron Stoppable. I think he and Rufus would thrive at a job like that 😂

[@ДимитърКьосев-т8е]

Wait... You have a point

[@Chrismorgan6]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5ubq4aoaMhpZ6M Finally It’s here🤠

[@tenellefrankland9532]

You took the words right out of my mouth, friend.

[@Cranban176]

Honestly I think Santa would be the best option. 1. He’s durable. Man can literally survive the poles and insane speeds up in his sleigh. 2. He’s jolly. People wouldn’t have trouble talking to him. 3. He can consume an insane amount of calories. The only concern is who would take over the Christmas role

[@crubexzero9283]

I could see Kirby being the Waffle-House host. Friendly, chill, always hungry, and durable enough to fight without throwing punches.

[@Reavstone21]

So he'll eat the people? 😱

[@Finxofoustino]

🤫🤫

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Too genocidal though.

[@jj02mc27]

Nah... Kirby is too genocidal and violent

[@Mustafa_AhmedPGH]

This episode proves that sometimes, it's good to just have some fun.

[@THEJPIndustry]

Ye i kinda miss tje fun oöd game theorys had Like thw assassins creed fall of trust episode

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

@@THEJPIndustry what

[@Deltastorm-px5xm]

Mats power level when he hears the word lore is over 9000😂😂

[@Version0111]

12:50 Does it really give him fighting skills or did he have those skills all along? I mean just because your not scared to do something, doesn't mean you are suddenly good at it.

[@msmaria5039]

He had Alot of practice jumping and running.

[@Gw3rd]

He was just that good

[@Mattyboy-dn4oo]

Somehow, I had a feeling it was going to be Shaggy this whole time. When you mentioned that the host had to be willing to consume large amounts of Waffle House food, I knew immediately it would be him 😂

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

My immediate guess was Goku.

[@kris.p.bacon1361]

Or Kirby

[@michaellennerman7844]

The amount of coincidences, perfect timings and things made years ago that fit in perfectly with this series of memes is insane.

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@taylorshields8237]

This is one of the best videos I've seen on KZbin in the past couple of years thank you from the bottom of my

[@Iasked559]

1:14 “If you don’t know what a copypasta is, basically, it’s exactly what it sounds like.” Infinite pasta?

[@SoniasWay]

As a Matt enjoyer, I can confirm Matt is the perfect host for Waffle House as he is an absolutely charismatic mad lad

[@burnttoastman1859]

Nah Jonny razer

[@DrFeast_3000]

Matt from Wii Sports? Ye honestly I totally agree.

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@Starvaze]

@@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 *internal screaming*

[@Skel1001]

As someone who watched Johnny before all the Waffle House business, seeing him take over the internet has been amazing

[@Raster_Rasper]

IKR it's nice

[@dragonare715]

I feel proud af knowing I was there before the meme

[@spear-throw-legacy]

Same

[@paarthmathur5532]

I really liked his bad show idea series.

[@alteregobruh]

@@paarthmathur5532”Bad show idea” he says while pitching a fantastic show idea lolol

[@sofiyaderehuz3277]

Johnny razer: turn this into a LORE series Matpat: LOOOOOOOREEEEE. I Have BEEN AWAKEN

[@AceBradMan]

I was there when this all started, and i am still totally baffled by how quickly and beautifully this experiment broke the internet

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@Quaternatary]

Same, it went insane within like the first couple hours!

[@refl9630]

14:27 "when else I was going to mention that" oh sure, you never talk about FNAF

[@Just_Some_Gal]

Matpat can take any topic and turn it into something about him, a talent well respected 👌

[@cacyk4103]

True youtuber

[@MusicalJunior9220]

Is your boyfriend doing good?

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@MusicalJunior9220 how's yours

[@MusicalJunior9220]

@@Just_Some_Gal Don't have one, how's yours?

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@MusicalJunior9220 The waffle house has found its new host

[@becky2183]

As someone who lived in Oklahoma yes. Always fights or just random stuff happening at a waffle house. Once had an aunt get into a fight there

[@teresaellis7062]

I am always happy to see when Theory video drops, be it Film, Game or Food. I know I am in for puns, science and lots of enthusiasm! 😍

[@Just_Some_Gal]

Agreed

[@briannewman5614]

Indeed 😊!

[@Tazzer88]

Your choice of Shaggy is definitely a strong one, MatPat. I certainly support it, but I also want to throw Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter from Sailor Moon into the mix for a different idea of a Waffle House host. She's very empathetic, loves to help others feel better through good food (her favorite foods are meatloaf and cherry pie so she definitely knows about hearty cuisine) and can definitely hold her own in a scrap, even without superpowers. Of course this would have to be something she does once she's out of high school, but I think Mako hits a lot of the keys to the host job, though she might end up treading close to the line on aggression.

[@coffee-with-sprats]

I like your idea. Also someone else pointed out that the Uncle Iroh would be a great host.

[@Craftlngo]

I would also add Ukyo Kuonji to the list. She can stand her own, loves food but is friendly and lovely to a great extend

[@AlottaBoulchit]

Jupiter loves to cook though. Perhaps she'd be better on the cooking staff. She can make the food amazing but if a brawl breaks out she can help keep the cooking area safe should any aggressors hop the counter. I think we're building the ultimate waffle house in these comments. Shaggy as the host, Uncle Iroh as Shaggy's sub in host (maybe he'd be a manager?) And Jupiter as the cook. Lol

[@dylpickle1906]

8:10 the last chairbender

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Lmfao

[@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy]

Here are some other contenders: -Cyborg (a little lazy) -Audrey II (will eat staff though) -The koolaid man (Oh yah)(Also would only allow koolaid “) -Boby Hill (That’s my purse must be said first, also below belt) -Monk(will not fight under any circumstances) -Jack Skeleton ( won’t be there in October) -Charles Mutz (old)(dog army at the table would eat food) -Ralph (will most likely break things) (too good in fighting)(will need Felix) -The doctor (Aliens would try to get him) (easily bored) -Mario (we don’t know how long his attention span is.) -Baseball Louie(wouldn’t show up) -Gumball (late in the show) waterson(crazy things would happen) -Sophia (golden girls) (she is perfect for the job) -Ursula (would try to steal the staff’s soul) -Gaston (mean) -Yoda (died) -Indiana Jones (has a job) -Barbosa (a little rude -Shrek (what are ya doing in my swamp!?)

[@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy]

Hello person on internet I have not met. How do you make such good content?

[@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy]

@rhysbaldwin1152 well I just am good at it

[@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy]

Wait I didn’t log into the other account fudge

[@Mr.Axolotle-of_the-eighth_guy]

How do you delete comments

[@leothepickle]

Lmao

[@Snowthree]

I like that people seem to really love UI Shaggy. It's like finding a food combination you wouldn't have ever considered until you, randomly, did and found out that it was the butter to your popcorn. I just hope they don't overdo it.

[@captincrisspantssayshi3221]

My first thought was the big dude solider from Mulan. Aside from speaking Chinese, he fits perfectly. He’s a soliderso he’s used to hard work for hours on end no matter the time nor day. And when dealing w/ the super angry friend of his, he doesn’t use violence, yet holds him till he calms down/gives up. He’s huge so ppl won’t wanna fight him. Also, he LOVESS food soooo win🥰 Also he’s super nice

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Oh yeah, that guy, he would be good lol

[@silver9wolf6]

Chien po! That's a great idea 😁

[@DrDrao]

@@silver9wolf6 Chien po... Chien Pao... Coincidence? Probably.

[@dcorderoch]

12:24 it's really strange seeing the scene without the ultra-instinct theme going

[@andresmarquez5241]

I think your forget shaggy needs to keep his unlimited power at .001% at all times so he doesn't accidentally destroy the whole city he's in

[@GallusGamer]

11:24 Based matpat.

[@starlight4065]

I love how he put in a memezee video. He edits a bunch of theory videos 😄

[@5spec]

The paintbrush has found it's new canvas

[@memoman_yt]

CONSUME THE HOUST

[@Slymation]

The reason they unanimously decided on Waffle House was actually because of Johnny’s previous shorts on the restaurant

[@19piniligaretteemanuelragu58]

The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

[@ltstheprogamer]

8:05 That chair defend was sick!!

[@alysiadelarosa7671]

Based off your list of requirements I feel like fin from adventure time would do well for this position, 1. Knows how to fight 2. Can talk to and reason with anyone 3. Loves food 4. Will work any hour and would probably be there early 😂 5. Chill fighter 6. Won’t be aggressive cus he doesn’t want to hurt anyone in the first place 7. Will eat if the food is put in front of him and won’t gain a huge amount of weight from it. Shaggy is only good for this part because of the hypnosis but even then shaggy gets to aggressive so idk

[@legolas-xu6ou]

What's crazy is that he'll only have to use 2% of his power when hosting the waffle house.

[@neonjoker]

And 1% of his hunger

[@supernovavoidking6169]

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of his power maybe even less

[@neonjoker]

@@supernovavoidking6169 The scaling I'm using as his hunger

[@supernovavoidking6169]

@@neonjoker and I'm using his power

[@neonjoker]

@@supernovavoidking6169 And I'm using your scale of his power to his hunger

[@ebineghawherozion4412]

12:05 ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@Finical_Leo]

The meme finally reincarnate

[@carriebarras8044]

One pice kid

[@OriginalEW]

Fun fact: The guy that plays Shaggy, Matthew Lillard, is known for portraying a cereal killer. No, I didn't spell that wrong.

[@PrinceyLixir]

Memes aside, Shaggy is actually perfect to fit the role and I was sitting here thinking to myself "Pfft, no one is able to meet the standars of THE HOST-" but now that i've seen it all, it makes p e r f e c t sense

[@originality.5878]

All hail Matpat, the host of Waffle House.

[@WaffleHouseFoundItsNewHost.]

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[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

My rabbits hate woodchucks that chuck wood into their lake

[@-bun-bun-]

All hail MatPat

[@madfishgaming]

Phase 2

[@Lightmations2024]

Erm no im supporting him to run now

[@notyoutube2599]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@Querez8504]

its*

[@kinggaming2125]

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

[@Beefstudios_official]

A pancake apartment hasn’t heard their old customer

[@themorningstar126]

Phase 2 begins. (Delete 2)

[@Mystang2]

The Waffle House had founds it’s new host

[@dragon_biscuits]

I feel like Izuku Midoriya would also make a good Waffle House host - whether as a summer job or in case pro hero work doesn't work out lmao.

[@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978]

2:35 and annoyance. Can't forget annoyance. That's what it's mainly doing. Making people VERY annoyed.