Food Theory: Is Subway Bread ACTUALLY Cake?

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Have you seen the headlines about Subway? A ruling in Ireland stated that due to the recipe of Subway bread it cannot actually be classified as... bread. What have we been EATING? Today Loyal Theorists, we are rising to the occasion of this bread controversy! What makes bread able to be classified as bread? Can you stretch those rules? Would you eat a sandwich made with cake? All this and more in today's episode of Food Theory!
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[@theodd1sout]

I knew it

[@somethingsea]

JAMESSSSS?

[@annoyedbrox4851]

Wait you are the real oddonesout

[@annoyedbrox4851]

Big fan

[@chocolatetiramisu12]

SOOUBWAY STRIKES AGAIN

[@amayans4230]

Wow only 14 likes and four replies

[@lasypvp1012]

On the next video: *Food theory: Subway Cookies are actually bread*

[@onafairy]

Omg, yes. Get this more likes.

[@thaias9654]

Who knows! Could be according to some wacky laws.

[@superlawnmower7967]

lmao under rated comment

[@mychemicalbromance84]

XD

[@Yon287]

Bruuh

[@ashroman6163]

One thing I like about your channel, and KZbin in general, is it’s a good way to learn things you didn’t know before. It’s quick and easy, digestible information that expands your knowledge and how you interact with the world around you. Before watching this video, I knew what bread was. Before watching this video, I knew what cake was. And at the start of the video, I was so excited to learn more about what makes bread bread and what makes cake cake. Yet here I sit, at the end of the video, now living in a world where the line between bread and cake has become so blurry that bread and cake have ceased to exist, and somehow exist simultaneously side by side. You have dropped me in the middle of Shcroedinger’s bakery, and I will never find my way out.

[@thatguyblu23]

This is such a good comment omg

[@JustaFrog1411]

Except you won't be learning how to spell 'need' on this channel

[@kadewhitman4543]

I love that the intro is like exactly 10 seconds long. I can literally just double tap the right side of my screen and the theory starts

[@iamcraig485]

I love how the intros are recognizable that they are similar but still very different

[@emilym2816]

@@sekoseko1147 bot

[@problems3485]

@Nindusk in thedark what did they say it’s deleted now

[@contractualnews9488]

It's a intro theory

[@problems3485]

@Nindusk in thedark lol thanks just was curious but I appreciate it

[@Wifies]

Ah yes, food theory, where the real questions are being asked.

[@Fluxitone]

@Masked Gamer Mhm

[@jamingrocks9334]

Hi mate

[@fantheorycentral1771]

Hello Wifies! I didn't know you liked Food Theory! :D

[@Lukasandsomenumbers]

ah I see you are also a man of culture

[@terror-san996]

Yep

[@yellowbutterfly6796]

Matt: sugar bread is just wheat cake. Me: wheat cake is just sugar bread.

[@watermel1on]

There is so many memories I have while gaming and listening to matpats theory’s in the background and when I listen back to the video again it always makes me smile ☺️

[@dark_quEEnisCringe]

Reliable

[@schloomy]

this happens to me with a lot of random videos lol

[@nam485]

MatPat: “Irish Judge” *Shows Picture of Jackseptieye*

[@nekokitty3347]

Yeah don't you know Jacksepticeye doesn't really sleep he's just a Judge with that extra flex of time.

[@benjaminloken1999]

He can yell "GUILTY!"

[@emanuelrojas2]

His mother must be so proud

[@nam485]

CloneBELL OF GUILTY

[@tiaroybal9333]

Well since Jack is the only Irish person to ever exist ever.

[@ireallylikeslugs1769]

“too sugary to be considered bread” me who thought i was making the healthy choice: O_o

[@hayliew611]

I literaly almost went to subway on my lunch break today thinking I'm going to be making a healthy choice XD

[@gold8960]

So true

[@dixiecripps7792]

I want the food theory episode on how Subway made thousands of people believe that eating an entire loaf of bread in one sitting is healthy.

[@ButterPecan37]

This makes me question if Panera Bread is actually healthy because I really like their cheddar broccoli soup

[@random_dragon]

As someone who works at a Subway, let me yell you, it could definitely be worse. Just get a six inch with a decent amount of meats, cheese and veggies, and you're good Some people want double meat and extra cheese on a foot long, with waaayyy too many onions and peppers, hardly any lettuce, and drown it in sauce

[@gypsybelle4757]

Every episode ends the same...with me thinking “I can’t believe how much I love this show!” Another hit! Thank you for delivering healthy brain food that always leaves me feeling both entertained and a little smarter than when I started. Outstanding!!

[@rauaish8665]

Even though some of these video's might seem completely random you're right

[@clickbiat]

I think if you’ve tried bread made outside the us, you’ll realize that standard American bread is basically cake in every other country. It contains way too much sugar and butter.

[@PunoNgBuhay]

Very nice Jet Packinski III PFP!

[@clickbiat]

@@PunoNgBuhay I’ve had this pfp for 6 years and you’re the first person to recognize Jet 😂

[@PunoNgBuhay]

@@clickbiat Haha, in fairness, I imagine that a lot of people recognized the character because of Ms. Koshy's popularity, but I'm glad to be the first to make mention of it! XD

[@IStoleThisFromReddit-xk5iz]

no subway is considered cake in ireland, not the us

[@dancesmokesmile344]

This! That’s exactly what I wanted to comment haha

[@jamespatrick2154]

Matpat: suggests Ireland fights Ireland Irish people: oh no not again

[@AlteryxGaming]

@@speakenglish5662 OMG stfu bot

[@robertroulston4235]

The thing is we would probably take up that offer

[@hmmmm398]

lol true

[@williamfallon1506]

There was a civel war about if we should get 26 counties back of the british or 32 and thats were that comes from

[@randomlesbian28]

What do you mean?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Subway is just an amazing cookie store masquerading as a sandwich restaurant" Facts. I only ever go there for their cookies. I just buy the cheapest thing on the menu and spend most of my money on the cookies.

[@bigoner1312]

Bruh how are you here

[@cyanscorner7643]

Wow I made it early to your comment

[@gamingandstouf3564]

Lul

[@pharynx007]

you... you know you can just go to the counter and order cookies right? you don't *have* to buy a sub.

[@nam485]

I have more likes than you in total I’m a 987k comment likes you’re at 964k haha

[@thegamingillustrator]

as someone who works at subway, i can tell you, we don't even make the cookies. we just bake them.

[@yongyilim1655]

HAHA And the breadsticks just come in readymade too, just proof, topping, and baking needed.

[@bellzie42]

I’m begging for you to tell me where you get them from because im addicted to them

[@thegamingillustrator]

@@bellzie42 they're generic bulk packaged cookies you would bake for gas station cookies. Same place makes them, just with subway taped over the box.

[@zacharyspindler6284]

I can' t tell you how helpful you guys are. I am literally filling Easter eggs for my church, and you guys help me be entertained while doing the job.

[@mimikyucutie6149]

I come home from Subway after a long shift, and what is the first thing in my notifications? Yep, I thought I temporarily escaped. It turns out you never escape. Subway is watching you everywhere.

[@random_dragon]

I saw this in my subscription feed, while at work at Subway

[@voidsfreetimetime5039]

I saw this while eating subway and I ligit almost trough it away but thats a waste of money

[@matthewglenguir7204]

I would like to eat one im from Philippines no Subway

[@athreya__7255]

I wonder what theodd1sout thinks of this

[@tsukainova1928]

Bruh I just clocked out of a 10 hour shift just to see this as I finally get to unwind... FML I just want to stop thinking about how many people I had to inform that buy two get one free is only for online orders.

[@jakebuddy7733]

Imagine getting Subway bread for your birthday.

[@gaytr4sh632]

I wouldn't complain

[@Rush-qr1ve]

I would be grateful I love subway

[@kenshiromilesvt.7037]

Heck yea. Gimme dat flatbread

[@rogermccaslin5963]

Hey, as long as it has candles on it.

[@julianhernandez58]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@inv_hana]

Me, who always takes my subway sandwiches in wraps: 👁👄👁 Also jack as irish judge LMAO

[@jamesszalla4274]

McDonald’s was once sued over the Quarter Pounder. Someone weighed their burger and found it weighed less than a quarter pound. McD actually had a plausible explanation. The pattie is 1/4 pound precooked. It looses some weight during cooking. McD’s advertising now states that the 1/4 weight is the precooked weight.

[@Sandi_shores_lands_fish]

Oh, cheese royale you mean?

[@katomiccomics202]

Me: ”Wait, it’s just cake?” Matpat: _always has been_

[@Ferotiq]

Funny thing is, that’s the opposite of his opinion

[@landonvincent7974]

Well yes, but actually no.

[@Broken_Cuteness]

"Gunshot"

[@grimwashere4104]

I tip my reddit gold to you

[@emerykj1830]

"A sandwich must, legally..." Don't need to see the rest of the video, good enough for me I got my fun fact of the day: a sandwich has a legal definition.

[@lepaondesalon]

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet (If you eat the bread, I'll tax your teeth)

[@matthewnataliecook7130]

If You go to butcher I'll tax your meat

[@hobojo153alt4]

Did you miss the entire episode dedicated to legally defining "sandwich"

[@Tomoyou]

@@lepaondesalon Make a song with that

[@luanita307]

I guess you haven't watched food theory much

[@Heathenpride83]

Whoa. I am an educated baker from Germany, who learned in 3 years training everything I need to know about my profession. That was a very interesting video. Thanks!

[@OscarOSullivan]

Whose side are you on BookFinders Ltd or Supreme Court of Ireland

[@rusticb2850]

This is very good work... thank you! Fascinating!

[@CHEFPKR]

That's like asking if a Pumpkin Spice latte has adequate pumpkin in it.

[@123sebasti]

It’s chef pk :O

[@m16a1sauce3]

Nice reference to the previous episode.

[@kingoftheneeks3623]

I love your channel man

[@snowfox6951]

The diets birthday cake

[@vihanplayz4283]

He made a video about that already on food theory!!

[@ayoeyo3113]

You should do a theory about whether those “tiny foods that grow huge in the oven” in future movies, and whether they could be possible!

[@hazemhesham6115]

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[@ayoeyo3113]

@Joey Johnston yes exactly

[@totallynotjosh8748]

Yes!!!!

[@henryfdc]

I love that idea

[@ceecue5367]

Just put a bunch of yeast in there

[@girlofdiamonds]

Bro I started working at subway a little over a week ago and lemme tell you. These videos are so entertaining. Also can we talk about the fact that our subway is always out of something?

[@candicecarter581]

It is very cool to learn about other country court. I think laws need update. Good work on the video.

[@nightshade7830]

Mat: "Subway Bread isn't Bread" Me: sounds like typical Matpat

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[@AxxLAfriku]

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@@AxxLAfriku dude ur so wierd Stop advertising your channel

[@mibo2530]

@@user-xc8ut6yi5g stfu bot

[@atbrown24]

My thoughts exactly

[@valentinus7776]

Matpat: “Talking about how subway is actually cake” Me: "So does that mean if I put candles on it, I could give it as a birthday cake."

[@peterb8904]

Yes

[@naomigwolfe8112]

I feel bad for that kid who get subway for their birthday

[@frfrsyphn5833]

Good price

[@krh6239]

Yes, but at the cost of your loved ones disowning you.

[@76706]

So your the one who got me The subway bread with icing and candles on top for my birthday 😑

[@SkeletonsReact]

subway bread: exists MatPat: cake

[@Testsubject276]

12:33 The bread behind the slaughter

[@NathanBushell]

I did just watch 14 minutes of matpat explaining the bread is bread

[@opticalzoomxx5230]

Yes...yes we did

[@estherharlequin2063]

No regrets

[@annoyinggaster]

So did 1.1 million others.

[@firebirdfrenzy4992]

Yeah, we all did... And I’m proud of all of us

[@bread6052]

I DONT CARE WHAT IT SAYS BREAD IS BREAD incredibles 2 reference if u don’t get it

[@emiliochavez5121]

I had to explain in to my girlfriend that the phrase “foot long” is just a trademarked name and is not indicative of actual length.

[@janquantrill9585]

I see where you're going there

[@ssbbmaster12345]

I'm guessing you had to do that when she called you out for only being 11 inches?

[@theglueperson7849]

There’s a difference between 12 and 1 inch

[@ominously2574]

@@theglueperson7849 11 inch

[@liocrocco3806]

Nice name

[@markrobinson224]

When I worked for Subway, (2004-2007) they used pre-frozen bread dough. We had to let the bread rise and cook it every morning.

[@honkifyourekat]

I love your content; thank you so much for these niche deep dives into the science, politics, and history of food!

[@FRISHR]

"Is it bread?" "I dough know."

[@small_SHOT]

Not funny Didn’t laugh

[@theisyes6993]

Funny Did laugh

[@DJChieftain]

fun lag

[@minnightxx_8276]

Yes

[@skr1llix500]

Very funny I like to laugh

[@katomiccomics202]

“Subway bread is too sugary to be bread” Every sweet bread: •_•

[@augustyntchorzewski7615]

Would you eat sweet bread in a sandwich?

[@annoyinggaster]

@@augustyntchorzewski7615 if it tastes good, then I really don’t care

[@Fernandanatac]

@@augustyntchorzewski7615 some sweet breads taste nice with ham and cheese. In my country we have a sweet bread that is made with potatoes, and they are great to make sandwiches!

[@fabiolaagar]

@@augustyntchorzewski7615 yes, ever heard of a mayorca?

[@Dread_2137]

in my country, bread does not contain sugar, the one that contains small amounts of it is called "excellent bread" (toasts, croissants, hotdog buns), it's really hard to translate it right, and those that have even more sugar but are not cake are called "semi-confectionery" it is difficult to translate because we have a separate word for bread and all baked products (excluding cakes), when in English it is one and the same word

[@ronaanwer7161]

9:24 true, in Egypt, where I live we have regular cakes and special cakes that are leavened in a specific way.

[@Chromatical24]

2:55 I love how McDonalds got smacked 3 times with the hammer LOL! that literally made me laugh

[@superfire6463]

Irish person: **exists** MatPat: is this jacksepticeye?

[@joe-zd4dx]

I'm not famous silly

[@thisisfine6679]

“Reality is a lie, everything is cake” -Gandhi

[@Tyty0526]

and cake is a lie EVERYTHING IS A LIE

[@johntheechidna1050]

Scuffedpuppie is quaking in his hockey mask

[@dreamtween1495]

@Nightmare Inside he didn’t

[@justadudeontheinternet5408]

and cake is everything

[@user-qq1xj5zk9n]

So Glados was right

[@aidentheghazt9457]

I was just trying to find out where the bread goes... I forgot how much I loved this series

[@khionecentriEN]

Those changes to the bread really read like patch notes for a game and I love that

[@maen953]

People online: "Let's get this bread, y'all" Subway: *nervous sweating*

[@denzelherrman]

Hi fellow doge

[@mriganksutariya3256]

*insert meme*

[@OsirisTheRaptor]

So you're from Northern Ireland then?

[@mistiebluern]

Dobecoin more like doge penut 🤣

[@noah2698]

@@mistiebluern huh?

[@GSAtheUnparalleled]

This feels like an "Um, Actually" battle and I'm totally here for it

[@Thetableishot]

This is like spectating a Twitter war- with never ending call out posts.

[@zenkim6709]

MissGrace > This feels like an "Um, Actually" battle ...or an episode of Mike Myer's "Coffee Talk" comedy sketch series on Saturday Night Live. "Talk amongst yourselves! Here's a topic: a sunflower is neither a sun nor a flower -- discuss!" (BTW, that's no joke: sunflowers R, according 2 botanical science, not really flowers -- they're more like supercolonies of tiny little microflowers that resemble flowers when seen from a distance.)

[@GSAtheUnparalleled]

@@zenkim6709 this made me smile

[@jcl4370]

@@zenkim6709 i could have gone my entire life not knowing this

[@tobybartels8426]

@@zenkim6709 : An ‘inflorescence’, yes.

[@christopher19894]

"Cold cut convo" is such a dad joke pun, but it made me lol.

[@galaxyrend4512]

0:42 my university subway does NOT do that sadly…. The workers cut them randomly and people are out here getting 4 inch subs

[@akumasstorytime3910]

"If Ireland has a problem with that, they should take it out with Ireland" did matpat just advocate for the Irish civil war.

[@robchapman7223]

As an Irish man, your on

[@fatguy4994]

@@akumasstorytime3910 no joke I live around that area I'll go if ya want

[@PupRubble]

@JACOB H am i witnessing a planned scrap here

[@Berry_Lost]

As an Irish person I agree

[@GordonSnowMachine]

Lol

[@Death-999]

"bread is a registered trademark of subway, while we use the word bread we don't actually mean it's bread" - Subway

[@songbird5161]

𝘈𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥

[@rashben3195]

LOL

[@Theunicorn2012]

"bread is a registered trademark of subway, while we use the word bread we don't actually mean it's bread" -Subway

[@Sayyar615]

997 likes and only 2 comments let me change that

[@gamingwithpapaandfriends]

@@Sayyar615you aint fixing much

[@davidroddick91]

9:54 "It's going to be taxed like ... a desert." Only the really dry bread.

[@trueliberty6033]

Haha, awesome vid, BUT @9:54 your cross out of bread was replaced with desert, like a hot dry place not dessert, a yummy food! Keepin' it real 😂

[@veryobsessivechild3761]

Subway: Here’s a delicious sub Ireland: it tastes bad Subway: here’s a sub Ireland: it’s not even bread Subway: here’s

[@Barneyfromhalflife1]

Subway: Here's *A*

[@everdarkraven]

Here's food...sorta

[@madellinamartindale2160]

Subway: Here’s bread Ireland: It’s not whole grain, eww Subway: Here’s whole grain bread Ireland: it’s not even good

[@teopalafox]

I live like 15 mins away from a subway, I live in Ireland and it is most definitely the most popular food place around . They have like student delays footlong and a drink and a cookie for like 3 euro so if it got taxed higher and became more expensive i would be sad

[@aiRbOrN21621]

@@Barneyfromhalflife1 here's a bread sword?

[@caledonianwarrior6288]

"If Ireland has a problem with that they can take it up with Ireland" Think they've already beaten you to the punch there MatPat

[@memeking6963]

Crying

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Caledonian Warrior universe

[@triscuitdahbiscuit4704]

Underrated comment

[@shononoyeetus8866]

Twice

[@janinewarrington2612]

I actually got into an argument with a Presbyterian polity professor about what qualifies as "bread" for communion purposes. This was an unexpectedly helpful video.

[@uutdiegodzilla3821]

You should try fig-mustard-jam on cheese, if you can get a hold of it. That's sooo delicious! 😋

[@Redditard]

Irish court took "Everything is cake" and "Cake is a lie" meme to a whole another level 😂.

[@mzadro7]

“Wait, it’s all cake?” Subway: “always has been”

[@123ClassicRock]

This comment deserves clout

[@simplesimply3753]

“Feed them cake” hmm let’s eat the rich.

[@LucasMartin-im5ub]

@@simplesimply3753 That's a disturbing image.

[@wongcindy4584]

let them eat cake!

[@wongcindy4584]

someone victorian tool me

[@crabbearyscottage9899]

As someone who loves all types of bread, I must say that I never had expected a country be mad about the definition bread 🍞

[@IloveThisColor]

I will not lie, I eat SUBWAY very often, and will continue to, but this was very interesting to hear about!

[@landonswift4246]

As a subway employee I can confirm that it’s all about the cookies

[@itismetotori]

Here in Brazil people don't really care for the cookies, can you believe it? They're delicious though

[@thatoneplayer1815]

Is it real bed

[@SLNCCEE]

I’ve only had the cookies-

[@ralexcraft990]

@@itismetotori As a person who has also lived there, I'll tell you something. Brazilians do not care for cookies. They care for Biscoitos and Bolachas.

[@itismetotori]

@@ralexcraft990 yeeeeeeeeeeeeees hahaha

[@ultra6429]

“Don’t forget to sub” can’t believe I didn’t see that one coming.

[@Upper_Decky]

Remember to click the “bell” pepper

[@adriathecat7436]

igor malik thanks, I was wondering about the capsicum.

[@starmaster256]

LOL

[@DerekPerlurrl]

Man, the content is good, but the editing is next level - The Marie Antoinette finishing with the guillotine falling was hilarious. On a side note, what's MatPat's problem with sweetbread? I'll fight you MatPat

[@killstreak.1]

me: *breathes* mat: oh boy another food theory episode!

[@JamesLawner]

Therapist: Judgesepticeye doesn't exist, they can't hurt you Judgesepticeye at 2:48 :

[@jamesshupe7756]

Lmao 😂😂

[@lordcuteg]

Lolol

[@evanyang17]

What do you mean by, "they?"

[@spinomania1921]

Because Judgesepticeye is more than one

[@zmadisonz]

Instead of slapping the camera, he just almost smashes the camera with a gavel--

[@rajbali7972]

Your video quality just keeps getting better dude #chefskiss

[@busyartifact4177]

Food Theory's videos on subway make me hungrier for subway than actual subway ads.

[@vickysrandomfandoms9718]

Me and Matpat: "Hello Internet! Welcome to-" Me: "Game-" MatPat: "Food Theory" Me: "Ah crap. Wrong theory."

[@hazemhesham6115]

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[@pongchannel.]

Yea bassicly

[@namelol.mp4561]

@@hazemhesham6115 SHUSH. GO AWAY ITS UNECESSARY PLEASE IVE ALREADY SEEN YOU ON ANITHER COMMENT AND IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT A PDF SO DO PLEASE AND THANKS anyways nice comment, not being sarcastic

[@planet1688]

He has done loads of comments and i reported his channel

[@antoinepowell3197]

What's happening exactly?

[@Grebolexa]

Can we hire matpat as a lawyer? He seems good at this “prove you wrong” thing

[@fixyhartmann9284]

He is even better at destroying your childhood. He would make the judge quit and make him cry

[@evangelinemationstudio2940]

lol yeah bro

[@endzi1248]

He's not doing it alone tho. He's got a bunch of reaserchers and stuff.

[@beans3033]

Patmat

[@realkaim2180]

yeah his name is lawpat

[@Racko94]

Hearing that lineup, I'm reminded that I've only had Flatbread from subway for years

[@UV980]

I love this channel: a simple question about Subway leads to a study of Irish tax law

[@miarajarajan7819]

Part 2 of "the cake is a lie": "THE BREAD IS A LIE"

[@TaeRose29]

Lolll 😂 what will be next?

[@miarajarajan7819]

@@TaeRose29 "the pasta is a lie" 😂😂

[@robertandheathertaft4178]

Hilarious

[@TaeRose29]

@@miarajarajan7819 haha 😂

[@F-14B]

The chips is a lie

[@Horltum]

"If Ireland has a problem with that, they can just go ahead and take it up with Ireland." Matpat, inspiring civil war since 2020

[@DXNE_XIII]

The troubles again "oh no"

[@nateonl8545]

The Irish civil war but the second time

[@user-ge8yf1rg8f]

KZbin is drunk again. It says 2 comments but there are 3 comments

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

@@nateonl8545 Irish civil war part 2 electric boogaloo

[@artificialbreadsticks]

@@DXNE_XIII oh god not another troubles

[@oxygala]

For context, Subway in Ireland is extremely well-expanded, most cornershops (bodegas) in Dublin are also Subway franchises.

[@AdolfPickleBottom_42196]

10:02 OMG THAT TRANSITION

[@ajmorales4272]

“Desert” I didn’t know breads could be made of vast expanses of sand!

[@marneebragg9839]

Now you know why it's called a "sand-wich!"

[@imshysobekind]

time 9:54 for all those curious to see where the typo is

[@jeslyntweedie8038]

THANK U

[@CookieCat712]

You really pick up that stuff. I didn’t lol

[@warriorcurio]

uhm ackchually deserts aren’t necessarily sand, just areas with really low rainfall. antarctica is a desert

[@ebirky5058]

matpat: *says VAT and pronounces it vat* me, a brit: *chanting V-A-T from buckingham palace while fixing my monacle*

[@hazemhesham6115]

OMG..................... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Werewolf914]

*AT-AT vs @ @ arguments intensify*

[@thomassherwood5061]

God save the Queen

[@LILProductions]

@@hazemhesham6115 Why yes that is very related to the conversation at hand here

[@angelakumar6604]

Same Britain is cool like that

[@user-sc6ue9hj8g]

I just love how subway has basically patchnotes about their bread.. Ah yes, food theory, where the real questions are being asked..

[@dalegribble1560]

Bread or Cake doesn't matter as the body turns it into sugar just the same although the glycemic index might vary depending on the fiber content.

[@ScrumpehDrinker]

Me: Can the bread be sourdough Subway: I think you mean sugar dough Me: What Subway: What

[@luisajaime6295]

Lol

[@araceliacosta1918]

HA

[@KwansimaJ]

i actually laughed, thank you.

[@ReneePrower]

@9:54 "Desert" If that bread is made of desert, maybe they really *do* sell sand-wiches

[@blakebilbo1828]

I had to pause the video to check the comments for this.

[@burnt968]

I was just about to point that out.

[@kellym9190]

Just about to say that, I’m glad I’m not the only grammar “police” here 😋

[@_phobia_]

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one who noticed it

[@beautyindarkness8146]

Facts 😂

[@Fnaffan777]

“What unholy creation have they been feeding us?!?” Me: *chomps down on my Subway sandwich*

[@dirtyburgerss]

You spelled dessert wrong at 9:50 ❤ love your videos

[@LeTropeur]

Matpat : Bread can be over 2% sugar Me, a baguette person : No

[@awesomeninja1311]

Croissants are like 5% sugar

[@LeTropeur]

@@awesomeninja1311 Croissants are not bread, you blasphemous fool

[@trapmaster8458]

@@LeTropeur I agree

[@awesomeninja1311]

True true they are too sweet

[@v4mpyy.]

@@LeTropeur True they are more pastry’s instead of bread

[@negkoray]

Should we be surprised? Literally NO other bread I've ever tasted looks, feels and tastes like subway bread.

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

In my opinion, Subway bread is so much more bread like then whatever tf McDonald's uses. So idk why they went for subway first.😄😄😄

[@in4mal_baker270]

@@marshmallowvampire8503 Mostly because subway advertises itself as healthy food, with "eat fresh" and other slogans. McDonalds knows its fast food, and doesn't try to hide it.

[@JVR10893]

@@in4mal_baker270 FWIW, fresh and healthy are not the same thing. If I buy and cook 80/20 beef chuck from the butcher the same day he ground it, it's still not healthy even though it's fresh. Conversely, if I buy a bagged salad from the supermarket, it's not necessarily fresh but it is healthy. With that said, the freshness of Subway's ingredients is up for debate, as I've been to some locations where they try to load up the sandwiches with more ingredients at the end of the day so they don't go to waste, and I've been to other locations where they cling wrap the tubs of ingredients and refrigerate them for the next day. The funny thing is, the only thing that's made fresh everyday at all locations is, well, the bread.

[@vincevvn]

Did you watch the video...

[@brunomaffei07]

Subway bread is fire

[@nicholasmcmahan-watson9405]

I love how the label for your pumpkin bread you corrected said "dester" and not "desserts." Lol

[@ellaronci2703]

I love that there is specific rules about bread, like who thought "yeah, we need a rule about that"

[@aaronbredon2948]

The US, after people were killed by adulterated foods (some of which included actual poisons) in the early 1900s, leading to the creation of the FDA. There are rules about practically every basic food, and how they are to be labeled, how, when and where ingredients must be listed, etc. I would suspect things like that were the case in pretty much every country.

[@stargazer1998]

I love how they used Jacksepticeye’s face with a judge’s wig to represent the Irish legal system

[@seradawnyt6471]

I have scrolled for a long time looking for this comment 👏👏

[@shboyle]

He is our representation in Ireland

[@greatyeeter4967]

It because he’s the last surviving Irish person the British are faking their existence to avoid accusation of mass genocide

[@Therailwayman-ns7rd]

@@greatyeeter4967 lol

[@TF2Scout..]

@@greatyeeter4967 too much

[@TheTrainmobile]

1970: Oh boy! I can't wait for all the scientific discoveries we will make in 50 years. 2020: Subway bread is not bread.

[@gmuffin4543]

Also 2020: VR games and launching rockets

[@Gillsing]

Rockets? Pretty sure they already had those back then. Needed at least one to fake the moon landing in 1969, right?

[@apleatherworking9952]

@@gmuffin4543 also 2020 worst virus in the past 30 years and still worsening

[@gmuffin4543]

@@apleatherworking9952 Also 2020: Biggest advancements in school systems which may cause them to incorporate technology more thanks to said virus.

[@apleatherworking9952]

@@gmuffin4543 biggest advancements you mean worst grades in recorded history because your asking kids to start a whole new system we will see as my hs has allready said most kids failed as they are not doing there fucking work it's a disgrace that people are supporting this virus shame on you

[@usf1250]

It’s possible. Since my stomach reacts badly to processed sugar and I run to the bathroom like I do with taco bell after having a sub from subway 🤣🤣

[@henriquebecker4453]

The sunglasses in the start of the video would be more epic if the intro that follow up was a parody of the CSI Miami intro.

[@earthbadger5198]

The only time I've heard The Theorists channel ever mention my country. Never change Ireland, never change.

[@mars_k2945]

Yes

[@shola.i8262]

I’m from Northern Ireland up the toooon yeoooo

[@roryfedz7553]

We need our countys back

[@NotNotMischief]

Bahahaha you gotta be joking me, if you really love in Ireland you'll know that the government is a mess, but other than that its pretty much perfect

[@chazdejesus2960]

Want a cookie

[@mackwa]

next episode: Starbucks's coffee is actually a sandwich

[@MrParkerman6]

Depends what coffee. Only if it has at least three layers.

[@Keepit100Dre]

*starbucks is actually soda

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

This is even more stupider and way more dumber

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

@@MrParkerman6 maybe

[@doomsdaydeathbyte54]

@@Keepit100Dre maybe only decarbonated

[@helio3928]

gives a new meaning to "if they don't have bread, let them eat cake"

[@e2mcnoyb322]

There should be a new Irish Law: every food company must have at least one item of food with potatoes in it

[@216trixie]

"Hello Internet!!" In a couple of decades, phrases like that will sound as antiquated has "Hello TV land!"

[@yosemitesam9576]

Not really... its still going to be relevant.

[@juliuskingsley4434]

"a single split roll" So, a hotdog?

[@frogking5298]

Mind blown

[@thecia8968]

Funny to see you here...

[@Ohshotitspacman]

OMG kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@HenshinFanatic]

No, see it only counts as a hotdog if the bun is still connected at one side, once it is cut clean through it becomes a sausage sub.

[@Palidin7]

@@HenshinFanatic Subway Subs are connected at one side.

[@MiNtY_editzz]

matpat:folks i think we got our selfs a food theory episode. me:YES i am ready to try and get smarter!And learn something!

[@anthonyperez8191]

Exactly Matt pat those cookies are amazing and they always will be

[@creepersaur]

"The cake was the lie" "The bread was a lie..." "and sooubway was a lie" "wats next"

[@teeth_denier]

Sooubway... Hmmm

[@Wesley......]

Nooo! Not sooubway!

[@cowboyemojifr]

Bruh have any of you watched theodd1sout!?

[@TigersCheerios]

Sooubway

[@Rhino-Prime]

Is cereal is soup?