Food Theory: McDonald's is NOT a Restaurant!

[@QubitHQ]

How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens? You end up smelling like ancient grease.

[@humm3753]

Correct

[@imjustsomefilmguy]

I laughed way harder than I should have ! 😂😂😂

[@endercreepdrago2200]

As a McDonalds Worker: I approve this message

[@ravenhunter1355]

You sir get +1 for that godly pun

[@yummybeeftaco]

Ooof

[@TetaGama]

Use this quote somewhere: "McDonald's is a real estate company that rents out buildings and makes them sell burgers so they can pay the rent"

[@coolcatcastle8]

@@AFPinerosG u mean a frenchfries

[@thelazygamer2195]

McDonalds is a real estate company that rents out buildings and makes them sell burgers s they can pay the rent. *You said use it somewhere. You never specified WHERE to use it.*

[@joemullarkey5719]

I’ll take random wacky bullshit for 500, Alex.

[@alastorlapid2365]

That doesn't actually sound that bad.

[@cupajoe3655]

this video is just an explanation on how to be a better more successful buisness

[@KainaX122]

“I have to sell my _McSoul_ to the company?!?” Me: “Well that seemed obvious”

[@bradengoertzen4259]

Ba ba ba basatan

[@oskrm]

*McObvious

[@godmaderay]

@@ardour7793 i told u it wasnt a rick roll

[@tobiassoriano9788]

@@ardour7793 ba da bing ba da boom i took your son

[@flaretheartist]

Imma Mcsell your Mcsoul to McDonald's

[@Pheminon1]

I'm an accountant and I'm GENUINELY surprised how accurate and well researched this is. Besides a few tiny mistakes here and there with semantics, you were spot on. Good job I can't finish the video, though cause it makes me feel like I'm doing my intermediate accounting class again lol. Giving me PTSD over here

[@doocon1489]

What were the mistakes? Kinda curious

[@dirtymike3329]

@@doocon1489 I don’t think there were many mistakes, just omissions. For example, he didn’t address loss carry forwarding in his amortization example. The whole video is just a bit oversimplified, which is fine considering the audience

[@ken12117]

He missed carryover losses in explaining 5 year amortization.

[@franklinwhite-gl2cc]

I'm a Retired financial advisor and I think it pretty great. Good for you on the accounting that made me want to drop those 400 level classes and just pay you.

[@tasos01]

SAAAAAAMEEEE

[@Joeseph_Mamamoa]

When a theory teaches more than a school. I had to learn this AFTER having a business for 3 years, I wish this was a video way sooner, it would have saved me a lot of tax research

[@autivivishow2951]

I am learning taxes in school

[@shor6y810]

Your life was wasted to a superior real estate restaurant. Think about that.

[@reneaceballo]

this guys researched for u

[@rickfordmorningstar130]

or hire a trustworthy person who's devoted their life to fucking the govt outta your money

[@GPM3]

but hey nothing is too late

[@Wifies]

Yeah and next you're gonna tell me that Panera isn't a bread like OK Matpat this is getting farfetched

[@vcq9757]

yeah

[@BigNoobieNo]

omg ur da real!!11!! hi

[@theuniverse5311]

Next up on Food Theory: Is a Baguette a mammal?

[@mohammadtahir4410]

Y u everywhere

[@exists8238]

I little bit, but I still enjoy it

[@AttackonSandwich]

Finance grad here, this simple accounting explanation was done better and more interesting than my day 1 accounting class. The example and explanation through depreciation and amortization are great and I just wished education was made more interesting like this. This is exactly why I love all the Game Theory channels.

[@beccac4982]

Accounting grad here, I came looking for a comment like this!! Totally agree.

[@thenexithero02]

The fact you owe your McSoul to McDonalds implies it's already theirs since it's got the Mc in front of it, and they've just been waiting to strike all this time. McDonalds is inevitable

[@LadyOnikara]

Ever since you were born. That's why some people are afraid of clowns. They remember Ronald McDonald in the delivery room with their parents.

[@Flightkitten]

He's always McWatching. You can't escape Ronald. He will take your McSoul

[@walterreinke7217]

yea man!!!!

[@MarioMastr]

That’s why they’ll never take ur actual soul. There’s no mc

[@MarioMastr]

@HighScoreGliscor HUUUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY for a mcscaped pun

[@Salena905]

Matt pat you're the only person that makes talking about businesses interesting. You would make a great teacher.

[@rosystrawberry]

Imagine how high all those grades would be if he was.

[@Salena905]

@@rosystrawberrywe'd all be geniuses! Nerds / geeks rule the world! 😀 🎆🎊🎉🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

[@renadelkimt.magbalon3168]

True he could be a great teacher

[@MrMhinson2]

Company man is also a good channel.

[@burridi]

Bold of you to assume he isn’t already teaching me stuff i never thought id want to know

[@PikaPikaLOL]

After that Illuminati joke, I’m convinced his next channel will be “Conspiracy Theory” But that’s just a theory, a CONSPIRACY THEORY

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear kai

[@apacheduane8998]

I like your name

[@martinuz64]

@@AxxLAfriku wait, what?

[@prussr1885]

@@AxxLAfriku big brain

[@itsthevoiceman]

@@martinuz64 - they're quoting Avril Lavigne's "Complicated". Also, there's a conspiracy that she's been replaced.

[@pentax2551]

I went for an interview at McDs once. The guy asked me “what is McDonald’s?” To which I replied “it’s a fast food chain of restaurants”. He sighed at me, apparently the answer he wanted was “one of the top charitable donating companies worldwide.” Like how was I supposed to know that’s the answer he wanted?

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Seriously?

[@Orinslayer]

They want you to go to their website and give them a regurgitated version of their about us page. 😉

[@shadeshift1268]

Huh...

[@cyrus6461]

@@philiphunt-bull5817 mine wasn't that extreme, but yeah

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

I don’t know if they were more proud of the Ronald Mcdonald Foundation or how they shelter and feed homeless rats.

[@mimistardust3915]

The McDonald's brothers would be turning in their graves if they saw the 'efficiency' that's implemented in a modern McDonald's. Takes 20+ minutes to get your food 😂

[@americanrroyalty]

And the quality is worse

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

How much food you ordering? I've never had to wait any more than 2 minutes

[@wettaloca2923]

@@PokeMario-pk4ot You must live in a lil town

[@Notmee2309]

20+ in our town it is 45+ your lucky

[@madhatter5698]

@@PokeMario-pk4ot once my mom got like 2 or 3 burgers and 40 nuggets and it took them like 30 min and they forgot us and gave our food to other people and forgot our fries and never gave us a receipt

[@ecliptic6911]

Mom: GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND GET A GIRLFRIEND Me: SHUT UP MOM I'M LEARNING ECONOMICS

[@levi_hackerman]

Heh

[@sillyom7071]

Ya dead son!

[@freakcan]

I'd classify it as Accounting

[@rayd604]

“YOU NEVER GET ME MOMM!!!”

[@TYsdrawkcaB]

it’s mum for me and also why didn’t you choose something like “get a job or something” not “get a girlfriend”? makes more sense to me

[@rubiconprime1429]

McDonald’s is a landlord? “You’ll get your rent when you fix this goddamn ice cream machine!!!”

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

Aah a man of quality

[@MissMisa39]

I WANT MY ICECREAM MCDONALDS

[@AceoftheVoid]

The funny thing is the ice cream machine isn't usually broken. It's just a lazy lie so they don't have to explain that it shuts down at a certain time every day to clean itself

[@theuniverse5311]

@@AceoftheVoid true LOL

[@twenty-fifth420]

>The Burger King flying behind “Im still here, McPeter!”

[@kamazinghehe4670]

Food theory: Teaching you about taxes more than school ever could

[@donnysoal9748]

School teaching taxes? HA

[@taringator]

It's fun to see accounting being represented. It's just a shame the information was not correct. I left a earlier comment about this but basically companies prefer using bonus depreciation (100% tax depreciation) for the first year to get the tax benefit sooner. Also, you CAN keep the tax benefits in years where depreciation is greater then income.

[@alonsans]

Me: Wants to learn what are taxes School: This is what is inside a mitocondria

[@daniodino8243]

@@alonsans school: this is what Emily made after the kid from across town mowed six lawns and found eight friends

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

A math test but If you get it wrong you get arrested.

[@Gabowsk]

So, what did you learn today? That McDonald's is a real estate company. What did it cost? *_Learning Taxes._*

[@erenyhennawy4779]

AND YOU LEARNED THE WRONG FACT!! IN FACT, YOU SHOUD BE LIKE THIS WHEN YOU WHATCH THIS EVER MORE: .

[@Random-xw3qc]

Nothing's certain but death and taxes...

[@CodinskiSchwartzando]

Never thought I’d encounter the word “amortize” outside of work. Our company is sometimes asked to amortize expedite fees by working the cost into the unit price of their order, saving them the hassle of issuing a new purchase order.

[@SangoProductions213]

So, the question is: "Why do franchisees agree to these terms so frequently?" Well, running a restaurant is very difficult, and the vast majority run on slim to no margins. Brand name alone helps to improve your chances. But also McDonald's does a large part of the work for you. At least as far as planning goes. You get to run your business in an area the franchise has deemed optimal...and they probably know more about that than you do, considering collective experience. You are also given your menus, which means you know what you are going to make, and how you should make them. This standardization also helps to get customers, due to them knowing what they can get, regardless of the McDonald's. Being a Franchisee is basically the entry level job of starting a business. It shows you the ropes, and guides you through many of your responsibilities.

[@justinesedesky9638]

_ j Lf

[@SangoProductions213]

@Lord Waluigi I wish you the best of luck.

[@beakersgarage383]

This is very well stated! I love it!

[@LeoBeastmode]

There's also a bit of a fail-safe in that if your franchise location is unsuccessful for one reason or another, the franchiser will get you closed down and sold back before you're knee deep in debt. Or if, god forbid, some mob decides to burn down your Wendy's, you'll probably have the building insured through the franchiser.

[@PY5RA]

I imagine they will also take care of logistics stuff as well; like ordering ingredients and stuff ??

[@paladincomics]

"Welcome do McDonalds, may I take your McOrder" "hey you don't have to say Mc before every word okay?" "Okay boss, excuse me sir, welcome to Donalds"

[@Cyril29a]

Well about 40% of Americans would prefer that name.

[@paladincomics]

@@Cyril29a good one XD

[@noannbrigido8147]

They should put McDonald’s in Antarctica because the penguins need mc flurrys

[@illgorhythm]

Well actually in other branch including us, we do not really prefer to say, "Welcome to McDonald's" because you know, you're already in the McDonald's why would the crew need to tell you that?

[@paladincomics]

@@illgorhythm I worked in one and we didn't say it either, we had to be fast so just straight up ask what they want

[@jemimahrajakumar7770]

It feels unreal being able to consume these refined and select collections of knowledge you beautifully present to us, totally free of cost. Thank you so much Matpat and everyone else behind this, your generous souls will be blessed greatly!

[@CKproductions1000]

next channel : Tax Theory!

[@phone8691]

I checked the is be

[@phone8691]

Yannel

[@VojinLolic]

@@phone8691 what?

[@losingweightisfun9908]

maybe

[@tacocats2244]

No, CONSPIRACY THEORY 1:56 (put it at 0.25x speed to see it clearly)

[@user-mh2bw4hu3o]

Theory: the next theory channel will be: “Conspiracy Theory” When matpat was talking about the illuminati, a purple theory sign with an eye popped out for a few frames.

[@catgamer267]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@Jaguarstudios8379]

Same, think so too

[@abdullahbazil7532]

It is not a clue for a new channel, it was a tiny joke, if there was a new channel it's theme would be blue

[@saosp95]

Yeah but in a gtlive he said that he could never do a conspiracy theory

[@user-mh2bw4hu3o]

Meh, this is just a mini theory. I did not really put much effort into it.

[@alalalalsekkeke]

Game Theory: Making games more interesting Film Theory: Adding More Lore Food theory: questioning my sanity

[@littlevirus3562]

And making you hungry

[@timepassllite9862]

Hell9

[@haleyhersh3850]

@@littlevirus3562 Accurate

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

This is somewhat similar to how Little Caesars makes their money. They can afford to sell crappy pizza at a low price because they are really in the food distribution business. If such a video doesn't already exist, I should love to see such a video on how Little Caesars works!

[@MmMm-mr6tf]

He did lightly talk about it in his pizza toppings video if you're interested

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

When a KZbin channel that makes theories on food teaches you more about business than most schools

[@hamburger3453]

So fucking true

[@noobpoob3889]

Yes

[@selvuno]

Facts

[@fionnrush6594]

Bruh

[@clanglois781]

School doesn't teach us how to survive in the real world

[@evanmarcus5975]

This channel is truly magical. I just watched a 15 minute video about big corporations doing taxes, and I was entertained the whole way through. This community is incredible.

[@Moonstar79]

Everyone's gangsta until Ireland decides they're also a bakery with that bread

[@Omeet888]

What bread

[@UnknownError839]

How is this the featured comment 😂

[@yesatitsfinest]

Wow your funny

[@Moonstar79]

@@UnknownError839 I ask the same questions as you boo

[@acringybananaman3829]

What bread I only see cake

[@pazzieanneknexx809]

I wanted to say, thank you so much for teaching us! I've watched your channels every once in a while since 2014, and it feels like home when I come back. I really dig history and science, so this episode (and this channel) are really up my alley!

[@TomMcMorrow]

"Put on your business socks" Jokes on you I went to school for finance. I own a drawer full of business socks!

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG...... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Eldaiea_Shorts]

@@heshamkaram5271 please stop SPAMMING •__•

[@pizzadragon2699]

"I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you!"

[@alicethearticfox3520]

To powerful...👁👄👁

[@Eldaiea_Shorts]

ShadowKing 7890 I reported it

[@shenglongli8387]

McDonald: not a restaurant me: how many other lies have I been told by the council?

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

This deserves more likes

[@teresafowler1119]

yes i agree

[@teresafowler1119]

i am an 8 year old kid!!!

[@moriahlim7904]

Yeah coolbeans

[@bludr3w110]

Dreams irl skin isn’t green

[@vali69]

"I'm working at a multi-billion dollar company that deals with real eastate" "So you're an real estate agent?" "No I flip burgers at McDonald's"

[@TheRezro]

Technically restaurants themselves are "owned" by "independent" contractor. So you actually don't work for McDonald, just in McDonald restaurant. Also it isn't a theory. McDonald officially is a real estate company.

[@vali69]

@@TheRezro what if the person works at one of those restaurants managed/owned by McDonald's themselfs?

[@campkira]

that why the guy kick the partner out as soon as possible when he can made money off the rent..

[@theuniverse5311]

WRYYYYYYYYYYY

[@TheRezro]

@@vali69 They don't do that.

[@cupofearlgreytea7651]

"I owe my soul to the company store...."

[@mentaya11]

Saint Peter don't you call me, cause I can't go

[@dustycocoa7388]

“You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day over and you’re deeper in debt”

[@creamymarshmxllow2830]

“Are you a restaurant or a real estate firm? Mcdonalds: I’m playing both sides, so that i always come out on top

[@homedepot.]

Me being bi: y e s

[@danielortega6567]

@@sekoseko5539 look we got a spammer here get em

[@person3271]

@@starfireseraphim9696 this is fucking genius

[@Exo-Eilte]

This is teaching me more about finances than school at the moment and I love it.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

School never reached anything financially useful. I mean. I'm Mexican, so our experience might be different, but I suspect most of the world is suffering a similar situation. After all the complaint is the same across several countries and generations X to Z (Whose oldest members were born in 2000). I'm sure the 2010s kids will have the same complaint soon.

[@tyissticks]

I was actually going to comment this so you beat me to it

[@matthewoliver6629]

economics in sophomore year, or macro and micro is what you got man

[@crispy.potato.4054]

U missed the chance to say "I'm Mcloving it"

[@grimmy24]

Yeah, poor financial education goals in schools is why everyone thinks Amazon legitimately pays $0 in taxes.

[@AJHaydenTV]

"Like when you realize that the Illuminati is actually real." >purple theory symbol flashes in background< We need a purple conspiracy theory channel.

[@goodpotato24alt95]

LIFE THEORY

[@bennyboiart7781]

Or you could say... a "conspirthy" channel. ; )

[@grndragon7777777]

@DINKLE BERG it works so well

[@maddogerios]

I just saw 69 likes and I blinked and it changed to 77 (Ps. Noice)

[@AJHaydenTV]

@@maddogerios This pops up as a notification for me, I check, and see that it's gone up twenty since you posted that. It's amazing how popular the idea of a conspiracy theory channel is. Take a hint, MatPat.

[@hallowizer440]

0:34 how have i never noticed that it's MatDonalds

[@thomasallerton5334]

When MatPat watches “The Founder” and goes “yeah I can make a video about this”

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG...... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@Eldaiea_Shorts]

@@heshamkaram5271 stop spamming bot

[@anthonydeltoro-]

The founder?

[@anti-terric1315]

Yep the founder lol

[@anthonydeltoro-]

@@anti-terric1315 What’s that?

[@BeccaBender37]

"Where'd you learn how to do taxes?" a KZbin video about mcdonalds

[@SuperPope69]

"I don't pay taxes"

[@alexjaimes1441]

Stop the cap

[@unknownyeet169]

@@SuperPope69 “me neither brother”

[@SuperPope69]

@@unknownyeet169 keshush mando'ade. Warriors stand strong together against tyranny.

[@kimcollins1743]

@@SuperPope69 me y

[@brandont.3804]

Isn't it kinda crazy how this 15 minute video taught us more about accounting and business than school will ever teach you

[@yungchang4124]

Bruh just take business or financial math, you learn quite a bit

[@bo2doki811]

well, school teaches you basic stuff, this is why specific schools exist for want you want to pursue. Like business school and law school

[@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate]

You get used to learning more from KZbin than school if you watch Matpat's channels enough.

[@zedantXiang]

Well its because just like Advanced math,accounting and business isnt needed in real lif-- wait.

[@akoiya6300]

Unless you take an accounting course

[@racetucker56]

Oh my GAWD, he sang Flight Of The Conchord’s “Business Time!” I’m so happyyyyyyyyyy!!

[@wetdanksauce6191]

Mat pat: McDonald’s is NOT a restaurant Me: It’s a place where you get food Matpat: It’s a REAL ESTATE company Me: Yeah that’s what I said...

[@toushu-422]

This taught me more about money, than my teachers ever had.

[@sananathebanana6433]

SAME

[@quantumreptilecare1330]

Ikr

[@livywithane]

Yeah even even I didn't understand the percentages.😅

[@toast.warmer3137]

Lol XD true

[@AmAreThe]

Facts tho

[@eken1725]

7:27 "Land doesn't expire or deteriorate" Louisiana: Let me introduce myself.

[@lilith_firehawk]

Haha

[@beastmode8780]

we need a full video of only food theory intros they just get me every time 😂

[@WitherLord888]

"I think MatPat had too much fast food and all the salt dried his brain". People say this theory is far fetched....but be honest, what MatPat theory ISN'T farfetched? Isn't that one of the reasons why we like them?

[@cipherwolfieowo7714]

Yep

[@annastclair5898]

But this one isnt farfetched, its simply a fact. If their earnings from real estate exceed their food earnings then they are absolutely primarily a real estate agency regardless of how they want the public sphere to recognize them.

[@PurooRoy]

McDonald's: Puts Mc in front of everything they own. Batman: Finally a worthy opponent!

[@Director_Oompaloompa]

It took me 30 minutes to understand this comment.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Batmobile, batcave, batsuit, what else...

[@ryrybones]

@@L16htW4rr10r - Batwayne Manor, Batalfred... Batbat and ball?

[@m.warthan]

lmaoooo

[@Director_Oompaloompa]

@@L16htW4rr10r batpod,batterang,batwing.

[@djrios7483]

New Food Theory: How much soda and mentos do you have to use to make a functional jetpack

[@bluelfsuma]

*_YES._*

[@nainnani7620]

They dont need to make a whole video about it it's just not gonna be long and intresting

[@ineedsleep1682]

Yes >:)

[@djrios7483]

@@nainnani7620 i just thought that it would be interesting to talk about. I mean, he went into how many chicken nuggets you might need to survive a fall.(even if it wasnt possible)

[@majapapaya8981]

Absolutely.

[@phoebe5114]

Very informative. Thank you, Matt. Wish rich companies didn't have these sort of bs tax loopholes when individual people trying to make ends meet have no access to this kind of thing.

[@imrn9191]

Food theory: McDonald's is not a restaurant. Me: *no it's a hotel*

[@sekoseko5539]

OMG........... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@lekekkkrkrop7212]

yup same i sleep in a car using the mcdonald's wifi

[@VONCTSVONDUTCH]

Omg !! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZqlcoVuq8Z0fs0

[@mixedlove217]

.... "I owe my MCSOUL to the company?!" That settles it. McDonald's is a cult.

[@exists8238]

Next theory ???

[@How_do_you_know_my_dog]

A cult I will join gladly

[@barryallen2240]

A McCult

[@Cdog-vl3gk]

McBlood for the McBlood God

[@mixedlove217]

@@lilynicholson7141 y e s

[@aurorastardust1315]

Man I love the way you explain things. Like you take a concept that seems confusing and you make it easier to understand. I would love to see a channel that explained all the stuff new adults need to know that schools failed to teach us, like taxes or insurance. You have a talent for explaining the info while still being engaging

[@Ben.Kenobi87]

Good idea , it can be called life theory

[@aurorastardust1315]

@@Ben.Kenobi87 Yesssss

[@hennerztheman5007]

I LOVE how this channel in general (specifically the values of the pizza, chips and soda vodeos) teaches you stuff you actually use in life **cough poetry cough**

[@themooreoable]

they teach you poetry and make you analyze it so you learn critical thinking skills

[@sabriath]

You forgot another point of fact....you know how every few years, they "renovate" their stores? Yeah, they depreciate their buildings over a period of time and then they invest money into construction costs, which also reduces their cost basis and resets the close on the building depreciation. This is common....it's also a similar approach to how money launderers work. Pretty hilarious to me, rich people getting richer by doing the same things criminals do, but they don't get in trouble for it. :)

[@A.J.Torres]

Mat:“I know McDonalds! YOU know McDonalds!” Me: Wait for it… Mat: “OR DO WE?!” Me: THERE IT IS!

[@themindsmithy2686]

“Having multiple revenue streams is smart business” That was a perfect place for a reference about the expanding theory channels

[@Migzter05]

I'm glad to have known the crazy fact about McDonalds being more of a real estate company than a restaurant a couple of years back because of the film 'The Founder'. And yes, it is a really good film! I actually watch it at least twice a year just because of how good the story and performances are. 😀

[@mexicanpototo649]

Dude, I have learned more about business and real estate than my business academy has taught me. A LITERAL ACADEMY, MADE TO TEACH BUSINESS.

[@RZDraws]

Same I've literally learned more about business from these videos during these months than from my university for the past 3 years

[@declancheong8836]

@@RZDraws it was because academies and schools and stuff were made in the Industrial Age to produce obedient workers,and fsr it hasn’t changed for 200 years

[@thisguyispeculiar]

Still can't get over his Coffee video. It's such a cool in-depth analysis. Man, I love this channel.

[@enderpearl8281]

lol true

[@shubhamagrawal8259]

Food Theory is wrong by that i mean their calculation for taxes are wron. Even if you make loss in year 1 you can claim that loss in next year to set off your profits i.e. if you make 50,000$ at the end of year 1 it will be setteled with the earnings from Year 2 which is again 50,000$ so at the end of year 2 you will show IRS that you have not made any profit so you are not laible to pay any taxes in 2nd year also but from 3rd year there are no losses and so you have to pay taxes which will end up $31,500 even without depreciation. The real reason is not that they will save taxes but is something known as "Discounted CashFlow". DCF is why any business shows Depriciation rather than claming all costs at year 1.

[@therealcrb]

I love how instead of calling us "guys" like most KZbinrs, he calls us "friends."

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG.............. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@salt407]

Who would’ve guessed that calling someone a friend sounds friendlier

[@RealCryptoTest]

And it's gender neutral!

[@BlazinInfernape]

@@heshamkaram5271 ok bro

[@TheCPtutorales]

Basic psychology and marketing tactic. I'm surprised you thought it was subtle e.e

[@Se1Ko0]

McDonald's is gonna be the FNAF of Food Theory. i'm calling it.

[@Sovic91]

It shall be noted.

[@coffie_beaner]

Yes!!!

[@omnitroph1501]

First he has to get the CEO to start trolling him.

[@coffie_beaner]

@@howwiee rlly bro

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG............... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@lizziedoesthings1450]

Johnny Harris has a video on why the McDonalds ice cream machines are always broken, and it has a lot to do with the fact that these stores are individual franchises. Would love to see MatPat's take on it.

[@quinnfulton7145]

As an accountant, this episode brings me joy because it helps many people understand basic accounting functions with topical examples. Excellent job!

[@BrotherTheory]

I completly agree with you, Quinn :) I make theories myself and I appreciate it that MatPat explains the functions to everyone :)

[@Sturmpd]

“Well your a nerd!”

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG............... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

@@heshamkaram5271 no

[@wanderneverlost1557]

FINALLY!!! I've been waiting ALL WEEK!!!

[@vcq9757]

Yes

[@PansyPops]

Don’t you mean McWeek?

[@Osmium78]

Good job wolf_gaming

[@gonkdroidincarnate4237]

Patience Iago... PATIENCE!

[@markcinco2270]

Its 3:00 AM here and still watching this

[@clothingpool2847]

Everyone: Matpat is my teacher Matpat: today we will talk about tax avoidance

[@thesilverprincess]

Lol if he really was a teacher you know he’d be fired on his 1st day lol

[@egg-roll8968]

Tax evasion is a crime, what they are doing is 100% legal. However imo bonuses should come after the company being taxed, not before, esp higher ups.

[@michelleellison6284]

It's tax avoidance, not evasion. It's legal.

[@rougn]

@@starfireseraphim9696 thats not political

[@davidsilva7376]

@@michelleellison6284 There is something called TAX EVASION which IS ILLEGAL

[@thestorysaurus]

There's something wrong with the world when a KZbin video teaches you taxes better than 16 years of schooling. We obviously need to know how to do scientific things(assuming you're not a scientist) but not know any how to pay taxes or anything! Isn't that right schools? Yep!

[@gabrieljordan8015]

Our entire system is outdated and needs a serious upgrade.

[@thecomposerchanginggames5250]

Yes. Our school system has been corrupted since around 1917, according to my research. It really is a shame.

[@thehashslingingslasher7880]

Teacher: "What is the meaning of theory?" Me: *Mat Pat*

[@smolbean7127]

I said that in my Science class and my teacher was confused AF XD

[@flyingfox6040]

Me: FOOD THEORY

[@gavinbargo2091]

Bruh

[@johnfrench6083]

@@gavinbargo2091 yes

[@FrashBucky5625]

Savage

[@bellavoid2479]

I think mat should make a school for teaching us this more then real teachers do 😂

[@ibethemango3192]

YESSSSS

[@noo6423]

Yea but he think of a theory and we help him solve it

[@Taffoman]

Maybe that is the problem of your educational system.

[@tyrj.williams5316]

Agreed

[@themonarch620]

If you're learning more from a KZbin video, then your educational system needs to change.

[@cdyhde5904]

Game Theory: McDonalds isn’t real Matpat: pretty sure it is

[@justinagaizauskaite]

Lol

[@alexb.4104]

I’m kinda planning to be an accountant and I feel that this video saved me significant amounts of work in college.

[@thefrenchiestfry656]

I want to grow up to be an entrepreneur. But of course, first I need to learn about business. And wow, this video actually tells me a lot about business and economics, and you explain it in an easy to understand way. I feel like I should rewatch your video and take notes! Thank you

[@justsomeguy5470]

Insert sponsor spot here for Brilliant

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG............... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@liamm8638]

As a note. The tax information he gave was only partially accurate but overall it was wrong. Always consult a tax professional for that very reason.

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

Matpat learns that McDonalds is a real estate company Me who watch the founder: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@playerboy678]

The Thumbnail: McDonald’s is not a restaurant All of us: You’re right Matpat: Oh great y’all actually understood! All of us: It’s a Fast Food Resturant Matpat:*Facepalm*

[@ProbablyaPurplePerson]

fAcEpAlM

[@ggmangold1165]

Just what I was thinking

[@manoerinafanchannel3196]

yeah, thats pretty much what i thought at first. i always thought it was weird how certain mcdonalds locations were 'owened' by certain companies and my frozen mcchicken wasnt longmont's problem since i bought it 3 miles north of them. left me really bitter.

[@Alvionalx]

*Facepalm*

[@hellspawn4083]

Napalm-faceplam

[@marcosbeni5875]

9:00 Actually, businesses can carry over losses to future years. So on year 2, they get to deduct the remaining $50,000 loss from year 1, leaving them with $0 in taxes in year 2 too. In fact, amortization is almost always NOT the way to go due to opportunity costs, so accountants usually deduct expenses right away in a lump sum whenever possible.

[@thecomposerchanginggames5250]

I don't think in his scenario he counted for opportunity costs, he basically assumed the future there.

[@srinivallabhaneni7120]

Matpat in 2069: soup is a noble gas But seriously give this man some love he makes some of the best videos in youtube today.

[@youraveragetheatrenerd2833]

2069 Nice

[@-amosc.presley-7192]

Absolutely???

[@exists8238]

@@youraveragetheatrenerd2833 very

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG........ kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@chikujoyt4506]

@@heshamkaram5271 wow i didn't know bots could reply

[@June_isYourFriend]

This was recommended to me just after I got McDonald’s. I’m not sure how-

[@TurtleJen]

location history if you have a phone

[@fshffkf]

KZbin is stalking you lol

[@chaosreigner869]

GOOGLE IS ALWAYS WATCHING

[@RuyVuusen]

The algorithm knows - it's always watching. Beware.

[@swagmoneycash]

I just had McDonald’s twice and I got recommended this vid. 😳

[@mcmoth7945]

I know it's a bit obvious but: "It's free real estate"

[@cheese8658]

You mean: "It's free real Mcstate"

[@luckytom3052]

Oh my god

[@skylaraples6617]

MCflurrious was so bad it’s good

[@mihaitirlea2509]

Mcit's mcfree mcreal mcstate

[@therustyscupper4440]

@@cheese8658 lol

[@Baggytrousers27]

McDonalds is a restaurant in the same way that Chuck E. Cheese is a Family Entertainment Centre that contains a restaurant.

[@RobertJW]

Anyone else bugged by the McDonalds restaurants spreading “out from California” popped up in the animation east to west, instead of west to east? No? Just me?

[@Adones09]

Mats from the East Cost, so you know, that bias, lol

[@harithwaseem8468]

Yeah I noticed the same

[@dannypashkow955]

@@Adones09 Wait, isn't he from Ohio?

[@luckyrabbit5168]

McDonalds: Oh the food, that's just my side piece.

[@LadyOnikara]

I like some of the stuff they have there, but even I'll question if it's actually food. Not everything that tastes good is food. (I am not going to be more specific.)

[@TorstenAdair]

And their biggest money maker is…soda pop.

[@ronaldmcdonald7843]

@@LadyOnikara So you have a problem with my food?

[@LadyOnikara]

@@ronaldmcdonald7843 Nah, I was talking about a Happy Meal toy I got last summer. Tasted good, but not food.

[@ronaldmcdonald7843]

@@LadyOnikara Kid you aren't supposed to eat the toy. You know what nevermind.

[@elkrix6456]

“McDonald’s isn’t a restaurant” Me clicks video: “No Duh, it’s a fast food restaurant” Me Now: “Oh wait-“

[@rosewhipple9923]

Saaame

[@etronrobot125]

Ikr

[@coolshirtbruu]

I legit said “It’s a fast food place-"

[@keyuwolf5726]

McRealstate

[@heshamkaram5271]

OMG.............. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@shoe5672]

You must have read Rich Dad, Poor Dad, by Robert Kiyosaki. In the book, he talks about Ray Kroc addressing an MBA class graduate class, wherehe asks, "What business am I in?" A graduate responds, "The hamburger business!" Kroc then responds, "No, I'm in the real estate business." It's one of my favorite books, and it was like you took this right out of it 😂👌🏻 10/10

[@ElMaikol._.]

Matpat: talks about taxes* Me still a young teen: odin has left us

[@hootci4]

Me a 13 year old: I like your funny words magic man

[@savagecabbage1174]

"McDonalds's is NOT a restaurant" Me: wait no it's a gambling facility right?

[@infernal9505]

yea it is man u never been there or something?

[@reimaybe4ever]

@@infernal9505 yes

[@madjo5189]

Maybe you get a girl toy in your happy meal😳

[@mmallowwxp]

@Yan Aks you don't call the place fast food you call the food that if you were to call it something it'd be a fast food restaurant

[@the_bob_squad]

Me: [jokes about a conspiracy theory channel] Matpat: *Yes.*

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

YAAAY

[@mondee_gaming]

I mean, if u slow down the video to 0.25x then play it frame by frame, he already mas made the channel pfp for it, so its gonna be a 100% new channel

[@SOMEONE-pr8qp]

@@mondee_gaming yaaaay

[@hyliasknight]

I would be SO down, and yeah the photo's already there

[@marcindzamroga8945]

But... But what about book theory?... :'-(

[@gimygaming8655]

My mom is an accountant and talks about these things all the time. You finally made her blabbering make sense!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I just love the fact there’s McUFO in Roswell. Even aliens love Big Macs. Seriously they really go all out at some of their restaurants. Like a Georgian style McMansion on Long Island or a DC3 in New Zealand. They try their best to attract tourists while also pleasing the locals

[@Voidrune]

Avery the Cuban-American is there a Mcboat or Mcplane just wondering

[@avgjoeavglife]

@@Voidrune They have a abandoned McBarge, and a McDC-3 in I think New Zealand.

[@williamb5495]

Seen you in like 10 different videos now

[@avgjoeavglife]

@@williamb5495 I am always around.

[@tylnozcn27]

I see you a lot on CaptainSparklez’s vids

[@twilyx3604]

I need to sit down and really listen to this. It's incredible :D

[@zylnexxd842]

Yeah

[@ronaldmcdonald7843]

Yup it is.

[@danm8004]

"put on your business socks, people" That's pretty frickin niche, Mr Pat. I'm loving it.

[@shadowflamez_revenge9156]

imagine if hes wearing cat socks we'll never know cause we barely see his feet

[@k0ks3nw4i]

It's business It's business time When I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks, oh

[@theshreyinator174]

Me before watching the video: Oh hey, matpat made another video, let's see what it is Me after watching the video: "says a lot about taxes". And that is how they make brownies really, this is the only business related thing I can watch without falling asleep

[@generalowen4344]

Someone bring Nux here, pretty sure he’s gonna have a good laugh after this.

[@BrotherTheory]

Pretty sure :)

[@rainbowrose8802]

Billy!!!!!!

[@Hopeful_Thomas_33AD]

Nux Taku? Lord Nuxanor?

[@Anthonybrother]

go away classroom clowns

[@sheldon4510]

Oi oi

[@katherineross4068]

just yesterday my dad had an entire conversation with me about how mcdonalds is the most successful real estate company. now I find this video.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I often talk to my family about stuff, then find it on my recommended vids or in Tumblr ads. Even having gone through all the available steps to disable my phone's smart assistant, and denying mic/camera access to any app that doesn't need it, it is essentially still spying on me to target advertising at me. These days there are so many smart devices around that privacy isn't really a thing any more.

[@yashvisharma8897]

Well obviously its the matrix

[@crazycarly3504]

Mom: what did you learn today Me: McDonald’s is a real estate company! Mom: Edit: tysm for the likes!

[@isaacsiao7673]

Challenge: do a theory about dragonfruit. No real reason. I'm just eating one right now, thinking about how little I know about it. Maybe it could be about why they're in every big brand grocery store I've ever been to, with a huge section to themselves, despite being really weird, practically tasteless, and barely being bought at all. I'm always wondering about that.

[@crazycarly3504]

@@isaacsiao7673 why did you comment that on my comment he probably won’t see it now.

[@flyingfox6040]

Mom:That's correct hunny

[@agentbertmacklin9880]

I new this because “The Founder”

[@501sttrooperbmc2]

Well, that is true from a certain point view. Seriously.

[@Xyliphox]

I know i’m seeing this video a little late but I think when matpat was calculating the tax for “burger bot 2000” he made a small discrepancy that actually means they are the same amount of tax. When he was calculating it for the second year with no depreciation it went from -50,000 from the first year to +50,000 even though in the second year you only made 50,000 when it should have leveled out to zero with this you would takeoff 10,500 of the total making it equal to the amount you would make from separating the costs. Love the theories keep it up.

[@noviaperkins7641]

The fact that MatPat knows who flight of the conchords is and then sang part of their song in a video? That’s the life boost I didn’t know I needed.

[@raulmelendrez7001]

Looking for this comment!

[@backister]

It took me a moment to realize it was FotC but holy cow!

[@taylynn5202]

It took me forever to find a comment on the reference

[@bluelfsuma]

*Challenge: do a theory about dragonfruit.* No real reason. I'm just eating one right now, thinking about how little I know about it. Maybe it could be about why they're in every big brand grocery store I've ever been to, with a huge section to themselves, despite being really weird, practically tasteless, and barely being bought at all. I'm always wondering about that.

[@buttercupghost]

I, uh.... do not share your experiences. I’ve never even seen a dragon fruit irl. But I’d also like a theory on them regardless, bc I have had dragon fruit *flavored* stuff.

[@SoapCkat]

@@buttercupghost wat i cant understand the uh dont share ur experiences but yejh i want a theory on them too lmao

[@buttercupghost]

@@SoapCkat I mean, like, I don’t have dragon fruit in my local grocery markets, though it would be sick if I did

[@freyajones4840]

Cool name tho

[@bluelfsuma]

@Buttercup Ghost Maybe it's a Pacific Northwest thing. I've never left the Pacific Northwest, and every state I've been in has had dragonfruit in the major grocery stores.

[@Jaakeup]

This was probably my favorite theory episode. I know this was all about how Mcdonald's isn't a restaurant but I started a 3D printing business this year and my goodness this was incredibly helpful just to hear and watch. I played through it a few times to try and make it stick. Some people may see these business practices as sleezy but really the government is kind of trash so it's just all about how you play the game. Matpat, this was so useful for me to watch. I really feel like the stuff outlined here can benefit my business greatly. I've been worried about taxes since I just started this business of mine but I feel like I can make it through. Thank you Matpat and all his editors for making this visually pleasing and incredibly informative. Also, I kinda want the fourth theory channel to be a business theory channel now

[@aidenquinn4916]

Matpat wanna know a secret. The ice cream machine is never broken in ✨Canada✨

[@Cherub-vl9bc]

Mcdonalds: Im losing millions of dollars since the last century Goverment: understandable have our money

[@thulyblu5486]

Not "have our money", rather "you can give us less money"

[@Mark-uh3un]

It's ok, we will just use taxpayer money to bail out the billions dollar scams

[@illegallyapollo1637]

Meanwhile the small businesses: *proceeding to close down because the government was busy bailing out big companies using taxpayer money*

[@FriendlyTume]

“This place is stinky” BUILDING INSTANTLY EXPLODES

[@jedmarie6942]

Everyone: *ugh the ice cream machine is broken again!* Me: **Laughs in always fixed ice cream machine**

[@sausagelessgumbog2b447]

Me: *Laughs in gets ice cream from Sonic instead*

[@iannalikespbandj]

*laughs in baskin robins*

[@losinkalosinka]

*Laughs in making own ice-cream*

[@iannalikespbandj]

*sighs in lazy*

[@vioninjadogdb8428]

Me: *Laughs in getting blizzards at Dairy Queen*

[@protarbeni4006]

I love it how mat literally explains how accounting works in this system as a business college student I can approve to his explanation