Friendcast Clips: "You Didn't Win 2: Judgment Day!"

[@Sonicdy]

"When I was a kid, I used to think adults were unfair too. Yet here I am, Just another lying grown-up." - Kazuma Kiryu, Yakuza 0.

[@splinter1619]

"And whatever you do..... *sigh* don't hide it under your bed, it's not as safe as you think."

[@DoctaDaKing]

That Microplay guy that denied Woolie’s victory probably went on to be the cop that stole that kids lunch. And his name was probably Eric Sparrow

[@LightningZerker]

Also known as Griffith!

[@DoctaDaKing]

LightningZerker And his Band of the Tony Hawk

[@atomic4939]

Abszilla and smashed his Hulk doll.

[@MsGuinhodias]

The machete guy!

[@UrobourosZero]

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY KIDS ARE WAITING

[@SomersaultJustice]

"I don't care, you didn't win" he said as he lightly stroked the Atomic Purple Game Boy that he had stolen years before.

[@do-nothingbear9474]

Somersault Justice he fucking takes it out and licks all the way up the side of it

[@Deinomimus]

@@do-nothingbear9474 Rero rero rero rero rero

[@Picia000123]

When Woolie is seething through his teeth, you know the grudge is real! D:

[@daOriGinooGrapeBeer]

Very real. That type of grudge is stored in a very exclusive file in his brain. I completely relate.

[@iller3]

_"In the news today... mysteriously, another body found in a hole that showed no signs of struggle, other than a highly visible expression of Disgust on the victims face... investigators are baffled"_

[@Znijik]

September 11th comes around and people are saying "Never forget". Woolie comes out of his hole to scream "DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT!!! NEVER FORGET HOW BIG OF SHITS MICROPLAY IS!!!"

[@DoktahDoktah]

Classic parent and elder lines. "Don't touch my computer you'll break it." Followed by weeks later. "Fix my computer its slow."

[@EvilRyuGuy]

Everyone here telling stories that makes their parents come off as technologically impaired asses... and meanwhile I remember that my father had the same paranoia but was completely justified because I indeed did kinda fuck up the pc a couple of times.

[@roguespartan345]

Bro this might be a year late but. I came home from high school one day and my grandpa is sitting in the office reading a newspaper and goes “ANTHONY!” So I drop my backpack and go *sigh* “Yea?” *he was an asshole to everybody all the time* “WHAT DID YOU DO!?” Me: “What are you talking about??” “LOOK!!” He had been on the computer and fell for the oldest scam in the book..the pop up that says we have detected 60,000 Trojan viruses on your computer that mainly come from porn sites! *CLICK HERE TO REMOVE THEM* So he had been sitting there FOR HOURS just waiting for me to come home while that shit was pumping our computer full of malware because he clicked on it. I ran over to the computer and started closing everything as he was screaming WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? ITS FIXING THE COMPUTER!! I then had to calmly explain that what he clicked on was a malware pop up and it probably has totally infested our computer.. He then said “Well..don’t do whatever you did again!” *popped open the newspaper and grunted* He actually sat there for hours just so he could try to blame me for something when I know that those pop ups happened all the time on porn websites, so he was looking at porn and tried to pin it on me.. >.< So yea he single handily busted our brand new computer so bad that we had to format it..

[@charliec.1347]

Woolie was so absurdly strong at that game that no one was willing to admit how strong he was Woolie was Saitama that day

[@Adriangabs]

I guess the lesson here is don't be too good at anything, or at least don't show it often. It applies to a lot of stuff in life especially at work

[@sharkodile22]

One Punch Man is supposed to be satire. It's legitimately depressing that people can be that petty in real life.

[@blaacksugar7714]

+Adriangabs Oh my god yes. And I'm a street dancer.

[@Baronvonkame]

Are you implying that Woolie needs to live a quiet life?

[@matrix3509]

Reason number 1 why Goku is a better protagonist than Saitama. Saitama would be able to be excited by fights (and thereby instantly resolve his plot arc) if he knew how to exercise a little self control like Goku does. Goku knows that if he fought every battle at 100% all the time every time, shit would get boring fast. Which is why he can have fun fighting, even when its against a blatantly inferior opponent like Krillen (Krillen Owned Count: 500). Therefore, Dragonball is better than One Punch Man. Man, I'm so smart.

[@en4135]

I once had a teacher like this back in High School, she lost some important papers and claimed that somebody in class stole them and for some reason locked onto one of the more nerdy dudes in class and insisted he stole them since he was the closest to her desk, she sent him to the office for the first time in his life and the Administration took the Teacher at her word and suspended the kid. She found the papers a bit later and when we all called her out and being wrong she demanded we all shut up and made us sit in silence for the rest of the period. On the bright side, the kid she got suspended came back the next day and she got fired less than a month later. Edit: Since this got so much attention I should add that she didn't get fired for being a terrible teacher (She was tho) she got fired because a bunch of kids caught her in the parking lot Hotboxing in her car.

[@Zamiel1324]

Was this teacher a Persona villain?!

[@Yal_Rathol]

seriously, the fuck is wrong with that person?

[@spinningchurro]

Yal Rathol : have you never dated a woman and proven her wrong, only to see her deny reality and pull up shit you did in the past as if it was somehow relevant? This is standard behavior.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@spinningchurro no, actually, i haven't. i'm also extremely socially awkward and introverted, and have a tendency to crush irrational arguments because I want to win. so, i don't encounter this often.

[@Adriangabs]

Good thing other people actually believed the kids who saw the teacher

[@sharkodile22]

When I was a kid, my mom just _would not_ believe me when I said whale sharks exist. She took a fifty dollar bet that they didn't. She never paid me.

[@CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]

Despicable.

[@KingofWar07]

Of course she wouldn't give it to you. She was wrong, not right.

[@sageky]

Was it on a Tuesday?

[@theqreem8587]

Between this and the lunch stealing cop, this podcast is generating some good bargain bin Persona 5 villains

[@OtherBross]

Persona Jr. coming soon in 2025

[@CorruptCodeMonkey]

This is one of those stories that shapes you as a child into the human being you are today. To the point that thinking about it forces you to grit your teeth and experience the hatred all over again.

[@zeterzero4356]

Or you could, you know, let it go.

[@CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN]

@@zeterzero4356 Fuck that and fuck you.

[@itaintworthit2402]

@@CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN lmao

[@NekoKujo6785]

No. Revenge forever.

[@tinseltina]

ugh i could FEEL that comment. like i don't feel like i have a lot of grudges, but i just know that there are grudges somewhere in the back of my mind that make me want to grind my teeth into dust i'm so mad about them

[@Necrikus]

That is a supervillain origin. More specifically, that's one of the Riddler's origins. His father kept beating him because he believed he cheated and lied to pass tests and win contests.

[@_2fcd_978]

Woolie is becoming more and more like Vergil as time progresses.

[@zeterzero4356]

Pies. I need more pies.

[@neojin]

"You already have your pie." Woolie: "I want yours too."

[@zeterzero4356]

Woolie: "Why isn't this working!? Must more pie filling be spilled?"

[@jcace13]

Woolie getting the Yamato and using it to open the Woolie Hole to unleash untold horrors onto the Earth will soon become reality.

[@JAKX091]

I just see Vergil with a Reboot patch on his blue suit

[@garrettcarter2959]

Dad: The computer's running slow. Are you downloading something? Me: I have turned my MacBook off. It is closed. There is absolutely no bandwidth flowing through me right now. *A few seconds later* Dad: You're still downloading something. I can tell.

[@lintilion]

I can SMELL it!

[@UltimaOmega777]

The stubborn old people talk reminds me of a story of mine. About 12 years ago at my uncle's house he had slippery rug/door mat that had zero friction at the bottom of it. It was aslo placed on a wood panel floor to keep the shoes on and it would be placed on the front step. I told him that thing is really dangerous, with grandma exercising and occasionally playing light soccer something terrible will happen, and I would show him how fucking slippery the thing is to his face. He goes and tells me "No it will be fine, no need to replace." I try to tell everyone else to convince him but it's his house and his rules. LO AND BEHOLD a month later grandma slips and badly injures her back, like 3-4 months medical care injure. They threw out that fucking carpet, and you know what I did? I went to the dumpster where it was, cut off a big piece of it and placed it on his pillow along with a note as a reminder, that his kid's stupid decisions might end up killing him.

[@Wineclaw]

11:15 When I was a teen, my mom was the one who would always complain that if the family PC was acting up, it was my games and my fault. Not the 10 toolbars on Internet Explorer that somehow got installed. Not the spyware that came with [insert bonzi buddy-esque software here].

[@Graysett]

My mom straight up started saying "No loopholes" by the time I was a teen because EVERY SINGLE TIME she told me to (not) do something she knew I wouldn't like I was able to completely destroy her with logic, but she was too stubborn to just pull out the "Because I said so". She'd say/do anything else, but those words never came out of her mouth in that order. Every time I heard "No loopholes" at the end of sentence I'd get so fucking butthurt, lmao. But the one thing that I remember pissing me off the most happened when I was like 14. I was only allowed to use tech for an hour a day (unless I was doing something with my siblings), but I wanted to read on my Kindle because I'd already read every book of interest in the house at least 5 times each and had nothing else to do. A few minutes after I had started reading, she saw me with it and flew off the handle, but here's the part of the exchange that really got me. "What's the problem?" "You've already used your tech time for the day." "But I'm just reading. This can't even do anything else." "I don't care, get off it." "Mom, if I had the books I want to read on this here in front of me physically, would you let me read them?" "Yes." "What. Then will you buy me physical copies?" "No." "THEN WHY WON'T YOU LET ME READ THEM ON THIS?!" Shockingly I was... not satisfied with the answer i received.

[@WeirdBoySkuzag]

Pat following this whole thing up with "I should tell big lies to my nephew" is exactly what i expected

[@jakedeerberg3376]

I remember a long ass time ago I got a trial disc of WoW from gamestop and because this was WAAAAY back in the day, it took awhile to install the game. So my mom goes "are you still waiting for that thing?" I tell her yeah but that it's a big game and needs more time. "You take that off right now! You're infecting our computer with viruses!" And when I asked what she meant her reply was "Whenever you play on your Playstation it just works. Why would you need to install this?!" And thus that was the reason I never touched PC gaming until I got my first job after highschool

[@BadIdeaGenerator]

NOW THIS IS THE CLIP I WAS WAITING FOR

[@elstinko3505]

When I was in roughly 7th or 8th grade--so around 11 or 12 years old for reference--I was patted down like a criminal for drugs and had candy stolen from me by my teacher. I was this super nerdy kid who liked reading and math and other Melvin shit, so my teacher decided to enroll me in this program where I could skip out on reading time to go down to the "special" classrooms and teach the kids there who had trouble reading how to read better. When I finished helping them out, I'd get to pick a thing out of a candy jar and I'd be sent back up to class with maybe 10 minutes left. Well, I finished up one day and got a pack of sweet tarts and went back up the stairs to class. On the way, I stopped by the bathroom to get a drink of water or to piss or whatever when I saw my friend. Stopped to offer him a sweet tart, went along my way. When I got back to class, some girl went up to the teacher and the teacher pulled me out to the hallway. The MOMENT the door closed, she told me to spread my legs and patted me down, then reached into my pocket and took my sweet tarts away, and just went, "That it?" Apparently the girl that walked up to her desk told her that she saw me in front the bathroom offering my friend drugs. Got pulled out of the reading program, she never gave me my sweet tarts back, and I got suspended because nobody would believe that a fucking 11 year old wasn't a drug kingpin. TLDR; adults are bullshit, teachers are cunts

[@JmasterPullmizter]

My mom is West Indian and this friendcast was TOO REAL for me.

[@Slasher9485]

I feel like that guy gave Woolie the same speech Matilda's dad did. For those of you unfamiliar, "I'm smart you're dumb I'm big you're little I'm right you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it."

[@fckgo0gle41]

YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH. At least that is fuking honest. Almost all the time this scenario comes up half of the infuriating part is the bullsht excuse.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Do you think that guy felt real proud that he ruined a ninth grader’s day?

[@daOriGinooGrapeBeer]

That guy probably still feels proud.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

The BIGGEST of big dick energy!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Well, he felt momentarily better about his own dead-end life, I'm sure.

[@Ruby_Coast]

There is an alternate universe out there where Woolie became a super villain and I'm remiss I don't live in that world.

[@Raven_Frame]

In this video Woolie almost kills Matt with anecdote about Frenchman who thinks that winning is cheating.

[@TheNocturnal1]

Hey there Ravy, how's it goin?

[@zacharycooke7629]

I remember when I was a preteen I was trying to buy shadow of the Colossus and when I told the guy at the register that I was happy ico finally got a sequel he kept shooting me down every time he even tried to tell me that not only was it not a sequel it was made by a completely different company. The guy was full of shit...

[@MetalGearRAY675]

... but... the name of the dev on the box is "team ico" that level of stupidity is rare. edit: actually I take that back, I just checked. they are called team ico but the box doesn't actually have their logo or name anywhere.

[@zacharycooke7629]

@@MetalGearRAY675 he refused to accept that a 12 year old was right.

[@MetalGearRAY675]

@@zacharycooke7629 I had that experience a lot growing up, I remember once being told by a teacher than before sweets were invented, everyone had perfect teeth. because there was no sugar and obviously there are no other causes of tooth loss.

[@Fjarhultian]

Sugar was invented by the alchemist Lord Emmanuel Alvin Sug in the early 16th century as a byproduct to his attempts at albedo.

[@roguespartan345]

I was at FuncoLand when I was like 11 and playing MGS2 on the demo ps2 on the wall and some pimply looking fucker came over, put his hand on my shoulder and said “you can’t play that it’s rated mature..” I pointed at my grandmother and said “She’s buying it right now” He looked at her then looked at me and said “No you have to leave the store” My grandma searched the small store for me whilst I was just sitting on the fuckin curb outside. 20 minutes later she comes out and says “Where were you!?” I explained and since my grandma is the nicest lady in the world she just said oh well and we went home. FUCK THAT GODAMN PIMPLE FACED ASSHOLE.

[@jeremycaplan9988]

this reminds me of the time the family laptop broke it was over 8 years old and just one day wouldn't turn on no one used the laptop except me once in a long time someone might use it if they couldn't for some reason use their phone to look up something I'm the one blamed cause of the games and anime I watch/play on it NOT that it's 8 YEARS OLD and none of us have a clue on how to properly maintain a laptop I'm like 15 or 16 at the time trying to explain this to people who can't figure out how to turn on the TV sometimes. Feels good to get that out finally.

[@EbonMaster]

See this is why I don't understand why more people aren't like my mom. She actually went out of her way to learn about technology so that she KNEW she was right when she shot me down about stuff lol. Also one of my grandmas was the IT for the bank she worked at so she knew more about tech than I did too. And my dad was the one who got ME into games. ... Okay so I guess my family is fuckin weird. lol

[@ivanpabon2741]

Or cool

[@Adriangabs]

My mom will always accept corrections, my dad will also go out of his way to research on something. My aunt on the other hand will believe any BS on TV. Back in the 90s she believed those NBA cards were also the work of the Devil, just like those Magic the Gathering cards that were actually branded as such back then

[@EbonMaster]

@@Adriangabs "My aunt on the other hand will believe any BS on TV." See, I didnt bring up my other grandmother (on my mom's side) because she is totally that lol. Its funny seeing/hearing my mother explain to her why she's wrong lol.

[@EbonMaster]

@@ivanpabon2741 why not both? lol

[@Yal_Rathol]

you're not weird. my grandparents were all in technical fields before they retired, so none of them are lacking in IT knowledge and my mother and father both learned how to make machines work, plus my dad is part of that first generation of gamers, my mom has stories about him playing MUDs back in the day. they had me pretty young, so they were of an age where they were willing to learn all through my childhood. the upside is that i never needed to learn how to fix technology. the downside is that i never learned how to fix technology.

[@whtmagik99]

I don't think anyone would have blamed woolie if he gave the dude a black eye

[@EvilWillYT]

i would have applauded.

[@DevonPalmer98]

Breaking news: Woolie uses Poor Man's Rose on the podcast after Pat and Matt attack the console he likes.

[@TheDrLeviathan]

The origins of Woolie building an oil rig off Costa Rica for his Gamers Without Borders

[@lancetlo]

Woolie didnt become super demon Woolie because Crazy Talk just now went back in time and put him on right path after Pat said that was a villain origin story. There is a Butterfly Effect timeline of Woolie burning down the American continent and becoming a dreaded full demon Nero

[@ethanhughes8602]

Pat's [Crazy Talk] saved us all, but at what cost?

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Rage was just Woolie's brother having a vision of him from the original timeline.

[@GFSA3]

I remember that I had a coworker who said that Microsoft was going to cancel the PS4 so they could give the upcoming X-Box 720 a 5TB hard drive... I had to spend the rest of my shift in the loading dock telling him he was wrong... especially since it was 2016, the PS4 and Xbox ONE were out already, and that Sony makes the Play Station systems, not Microsoft.

[@apexknight9356]

9:03 Woolie's arm gestures slayed me.

[@willg8035]

Woolie's game lunch got jacked by the "cop".

[@TSTD_Punisher]

3 old men complain about how old the old people were when they were younger.

[@BlazeHedgehog]

Pat's Bonzi Buddy story also happened to be, except it was with my Mom and something called, like, "Emoticon Station"? Or something? And I kept telling her we needed to uninstall it, but then "I won't be able to use my emoticons in emails." Even though she almost never sent emails and I doubt anyone else would be able to see them anyway

[@xgalez72]

No son your copy of starcraft is causing the viruses

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Once my sis and I agreed to swap ipods so we could listen to eachother's music. Unfortunately, she had set up a lock and I hadn't. I asked her to tell me the code and she refused. I asked her to unlock it herself then, since she obviously didn't trust me, but she was too busy going through MY ipod to unlock her one. So, hoping to get her a lecture, I turned to my Dad and told him the situation. You know what this idiot said to me? "She doesn't have to give you the code. It doesn't matter if you made a deal; these things only count if you get them in writing. Next time you'll remember to sign an agreement." FUCKING HELL DAD I WAS 14! What kinda 14 year old is gonna be creating legal documents for their sister to sign just so that they can use her god damn ipod?! Dunno if this fits the "you didn't win" trope properly, but I feel fury along the same lines.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Is your dad a fucking Film Noire detective because he might as well grabbed you by your shirt and gone "You can't trust anyone in this world but yourself, Johnny! When are you gonna grow up and learn that!?"

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Sounds like Dennis reynolds

[@awsomesaucekirby]

I have two from this year: "Don't plug the xbox into the pc monitor, you're disconnecting the WIRELESS printer" "All these games are slowing down the cpu... no, no, it's not AOL's fault!

[@Tchuwib]

I think Woolie answer to what that vendor must have said in french was "Je mon calisse!"

[@TheGreatTitanor]

Je m'en câlisse, but yeah.

[@Yal_Rathol]

man, am i glad my mom had me young, because it means that she knows technology better than i do, since she was there for the entire process of it being built and advanced.

[@DJGamingSmash]

"You Didn't Win 2: Judgment Day!" The true titles of Terminator and Terminator 2?

[@Big_Goofer]

Beat a game on hardest difficulty and the trophy glitches giving you nothing. Save gone, do it again. That's about the only way you can get "You didn't win"d harder.

[@MattManDX1]

Your mistake was caring about those pointless trophies and achievements in the first place. They actively makes games less enjoyable if scenarios like this happen

[@Big_Goofer]

@@MattManDX1 Oh no, wanting to accept a challenge. Truly a foolish effort. I get pursuing all trophies for the numbers sake is bad, yes. But they're just a fun little bonus.

[@lancetlo]

Did you see them playing Evil within 2? The wire section was the biggest that ever

[@Big_Goofer]

@@lancetlo That was Crazy Talk. Pretty solid evidence of it being a serious thing. He was laughing about the traps being so easy, and was thus instant murdered by his stand.

[@mj1mj3]

This is the most righteous fury

[@TasTheWatcher]

Man, I wish politicians weren't allowed to create rules about things they don't understand.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It's interesting how everyone making rules about things they don't understand has fucked up, isn't it?

[@Guggz]

I felt physically I'll after hearing the employee refusing to give him the win. What a fucking tool. If only he had the resources we have today back then. It could have been cleared up with a simple google search and call to the publisher. Woolie could have become a villain there and then, but he persevered.

[@jcace13]

I would love if we had these kinds of judges at the Olympics or something. Judges scores: 5.5 5.4 5.5 5.3 0.0 because you cheated I know it.

[@Samael1113]

Bonzai Buddy was actually spyware and sending your family's meta-data to the company that ran BB.

[@KingofWar07]

That guy reminds me of the Matilda's Dad from the movie Matilda. I remember him saying something like "I'm bigger and I'm older and that makes me right." I really hate it now more than ever when ever I see a shitty adult treat a kid like that.

[@Vacuous1]

The TV thing parents said the ps3 would break the tv woolie said I lived that I was so livid

[@joshualabonte8478]

If it was a plasma games totally could have broke it because huds in games would cause burn in on plasma TVs

[@boodle399]

one time my dad banned me downloading mods from the steam workshop or play garry's mod cause they were causing viruses even though he was the one downloading the viruses and I fucking knew but he won't let me cause he was an adult years later he plays modded EU4 on steam

[@Maphisto86]

I would watch a television program called "Villian Origin Stories".

[@Zombie1446]

My mom thought youtube videos gave the family computer viruses. She likes to click and read those "you won't believe this-!" Ads to this day I love her but 💢💢💢

[@Cantona7thebest]

It looks like Woolie needs MORE POWER.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Man, all these stories in the comments are making me appreciate that my father was too negligent to care what I did on the computer.

[@BrJPGameplay]

And that's how "Woolie the Liar" was born

[@zgSH4DOW]

This conversation made me so happy

[@N_Moli]

Confirmed: Woolie has Hermit Purple!

[@meyerpictures]

This is a perfect example of how when you're a kid, you just have to put up with bullshit by adults and they get to win instantly because you're the kid and they're the adult.

[@AsyaCSmith]

I wanna hear more about The Troubles and the Voldemort's in Woolie's life.

[@tailedgates9]

Woolie.....I feel you, man.....

[@Smoofyful]

Woolie you're looking for ''Je m'en câlisse'' or phonetically ''J'm'en câlisse''. I'm happy you didn't become a villain but that could have been a good origin. Man Pat would hate being black. Cause it's that all day long, ten times as hard.

[@turboyabo864]

Little 14 to 15 woolie getting turn away could have been a Villain backstory in where now i want ever one else to suffer for my enjoyment

[@TheKrawtch]

IRL crying hax because someone's better than you

[@clucklesthelegendarychicke5972]

At comic Con in Las Vegas, I played MKX against the guy who played Scorpion on the mortal Kombat movie and won. That is my best tournament story.

[@Comkill117]

I’m now imagining Woolie as Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando when Bennett tells him he can’t win: “BULLSHIT!” Followed by a flurry of punches.

[@bobafett3190]

I work in a store trust me is the famous last words from auto zone.

[@yukionnaslayer1]

Pat's dad: he's funny he tells me jokes about beavers and calls me funny names like expand dong dont you talk shit about bonzai buddy

[@Comiccow6]

I can’t believe Liam’s the GameStop champ!

[@In-The-Zone]

Liam is best boi

[@adams3627]

I knew my dad was getting old when he started getting frustrated by online banking. He still can't deposit checks digitally! He was a software engineer for almost 30 years! But because it's on his phone he still just hands it off to me whenever a check comes in.

[@sageky]

Is micro-play a funco-land?

[@slimehermit]

To Pat: There is no God there.

[@chimeratheo1855]

I feel Woolie's anger.

[@ChibsterofNurgy]

Remember when Woolie didn't win against Michael Rage Quit Jones?

[@luckyday5721]

The worst part is that I am an adult so I can think of a logical response like mentioning something they use has a chance of doing something ridiculous multiple times then asking do they like how it feels when someone knows less about someone than you but insists they are correct...Kids that's free use it if you can do in a smart way.

[@adamcowie4189]

Wow.... Woolie, my Mom had that same click/doubleclick browser/desktop confusion. Thought I was the only one.

[@xgalez72]

Microplay's johns were too strong that day

[@kamikazehansu]

I would love a console that plays on two TVs.

[@sphealingit222]

Wii U

[@T4silly]

DS...?

[@Fjarhultian]

I remember trying to teach my aunt about double-clicking on computers. She's a nice lady, though. Her husband loves outrageous lies, but he can't keep a straight face.

[@obicross]

What i hate is when people spouting bullshit about things i wanna buy/just bought. One time i asked about electric shaver i plan on getting, "is it washable?" And she said "yeah its waterproof". So i bought it and read the manual, and shes wrong AF. That could destroy my shit and she would probably not going to admit it. 🤣

[@Rutabaga4Ymer]

4:02 now that's an ANIMATED laugh

[@realpatriot1769]

Old plus stupid makes up the bulk of my unhappy childhood memories....

[@forestbr34th54]

You didnt win, you didnt win.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

I once had a teacher tell me ostracised is not a word it's a bird. He now works for the current government that's in power. Which I voted for so fml.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Shit, you should tell them he's a dumbass. Then he'll fit right in.

[@note4note804]

Just remember, arbitrary and arbitration are nearly the same word for a reason.

[@dutchpotato3557]

I think this might be the maddest I’ve ever seen Woolie?

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

Zaibatsu, I know exactly how it feels to be dealing with the bullshit of adults no admitting they're wrong because they're adults. I'm STILL dealing with that bullshit with my own family, even at 21 years old. Allow me to regale you guys with two different stories of times my brother didn't bother apologizing for shit he did simply because I was younger. So the first story happened about 2-3 years ago. I had gotten into an argument with my mom over me wearing a jacket to go out(it was like late autumn, early winter) which devolved into a screaming match. Then she got my brother involved, and my brother is 13 years older than me, so you'd expect that he'd be more mature. He and my mom start ganging up on me, as they always do(and btw, this argument happened because I didn't wanna wear a jacket, to go on a ten minute trip to pick up my dad from work). During the screaming match, I called one of them an idiot out of anger, and my brother immediately lunges forward and puts his hands around my neck, attempting to strangle me. I managed to get free, they left without me and I didn't talk to any of them for the rest of the night. Truth be told I should've called the cops on that attempted murder. When I confronted him on a later day, demanding an apology(which I did deserve because he tried to murder me all because I said something rude), he gave me the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. He told me, and I QUOTE, "he wasn't choking me, he was trying to hold me down". My reaction was HOLD ME DOWN? FOR FUCKING WHAT? WHY DID "HOLDING ME DOWN" REQUIRE TOUR HANDS ON MY NECK?. The second story, happened earlier this year, sometime in either September or October. My mom was about to go pick up my dad, and wanted me to fill up her water bottle. We use a brita filter pitcher to fill it with tap water and it filters it. I had just filled the brita thing up like minutes before she asked me, so it wasn't super cold yet. When I told her this, I then offered to get some ice cubes out of our freezer for her to put in the bottle. She declined, stating that "it'll just make it tap water"(because we fill our ice cube trays with tap water as well). Now, I should've just let it go, sure, but my confusion at her claim compelled me to say "wait what? How?". Then we got into a big science argument about how the ice melting isn't gonna make the entire bottle full of tap water, and that the ice isn't gonna melt fast enough for that to really be a problem. She then gets my brother involved again(who at this point in the story and even now irl has STILL not apologized for trying to strangle me). Now my mom likes to do this when she and I argue, call in another family member to explain her side to me because "I don't get it"(her words for saying that I won't blindly agree with her or admit she's right on something because she thinks she's infallible and demands that we treat her the same way). Now in my family, usually when the initial argument ends, I end up getting a "your life in general" lecture about the bigger things I'm not doing or doing wrong in my life and whatnot. When we moved to that point during this disagreement, my brother ended up accusing me of constantly making my mom raise her blood pressure(even though he does worse shit than me all the time) and then proceeded to say "if mom has a heart attack because you got her angry, I will fucking kill you". Now a reminder, this was a VERBAL ARGUMENT and my brother thought that was justification to threaten my life. I didn't demand an apology from him for that because I know he won't give me one, hell even when I reminded my mom of the threat, she didn't even seem to care, let alone say anything to support me. I stopped associating with my brother after that. If I have a choice in speaking to him or even being in the same room, I'll choose to not do either. Because anyone, especially FAMILY, who threatens my life over a verbal disagreement, I'm not gonna waste my time associating with anymore. And to those who will likely say I can just move out, I'm too broke right now to afford a place otherwise I'd have been gone a long time ago.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

That hands on the neck bit is just inviting both assault charges and the dirtiest loogie in the universe being spat on or near him

[@fckgo0gle41]

That sucks man. People like that are just toxic POS that will never change and the only thing you can do is try to get away from them as fast as possible and then give them the finger as you leave and NEVER interact with them again.

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

@@fckgo0gle41 Right? I'm gradually trying to gather my life together so I can eventually move out. Luckily my brother moved out himself because he recently had a kid, and now I have to deal with my mom going on about how cute the baby is, literally every single day. And for the above reasons, I just can't bring myself to care about his kid's existence. I have nothing against the baby herself, I'm just completely neutral to her existence because of who her father is.

[@fckgo0gle41]

@@CrouTheBlackwing You are preaching to the choir. I am in a similar situation. You are completely justified in that feeling. Many people will go on about how "family is the most important thing" or some horse crap but they are fking morons. MAYBE that applies to a non dysfunctional family but it MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT to a dysfunctional one. Anything good that a family is supposed to provide a dysfunctional one only provides the opposite, nothing but cons. I have found that many people that espouse that mentality are often the ones that are the doucebags that cause a dysfunctional family in the first place and want to pretend they are not while only espousing this when they can benefit in some way and of course never do so mutually. Good luck man. It really fcking sucks when you are the only one in your family who is not a POS and you have to climb yourself out of a hole they have put you in for most of your life.

[@FunkBastid]

This is how people get bricks thrown through windows

[@Gojiro7]

Is this the same Gavin who undercut woolies soda hustle at school as a kid?

[@3serio]

The adults on my West Indian side of the family, definitely have super armor on their arguments. Gotta Ex through them bad boys LMAO

[@BigALBoomer]

Is Pat ok these days he looks really tired in this footage

[@automaticspaz]

I think he's just aging.

[@Chenso2099]

Like, rapidly aging, Solid Snake aging, or...?

[@stinkrat6501]

he's 30

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

I think his house is haunted

[@TheGazingEye]

he keeps going to sleep at stupid times according to his streams.

[@EggBastion]

7:50 - _Blagony?_

[@sageky]

Woolie has to set things right on the next woolie versus.

[@shattywack]

God damnit this clip made me so angry. My number one go to solution for all of those stories was "fuck it, kill them and go to juvie." P.S. This is not sound advice, don't actually kill people. It's bad karma.

[@Baronvonkame]

I’ve had bosses like these people. Big oofs

[@WindowsRive]

"And I fucking wan but I lost!"

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Maddengelion: You Shall (Not) Win

[@314epsilon]

fuckin' Bonzi Buddies. good times

[@bagamingshow]

Dude, old people aren't stupid, they just refuse to learn. Like they don't WANT to know how to set up their DVD player. But they can build you an airplane engine from scratch.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

They're a mixed bag.

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

Refusing to learn is literally the stupidest thing a person can do. That makes them stupid.

[@zeterzero4356]

About ten years ago at ye olde Gamestop I encountered a kid who was telling me all about the new Kigdom Hearts game and how it would be all about Riku and some other stuff to which I corrected him that it was a prequel. He seemed so certain and then disheartened. I have mixed feelings about that incident because I'm sure I was the same way at some point, believing rumors as truth and what not. In a way where as Woolie's free game dreams were shot down with a lie, I shot down a young fans' dreams with the truth. Was still cringey though, but I was the same circa 14, 15, 31...