Friendcast is up! SBFC 276: Yiff Room Crash Team Racing Setups (feat. Peach Saliva)

[@IMDRanged]

Woolie in Get Out 2: Ginger Snaps

[@genghispecan]

Dude, this comment deserves way more thumbs up than YT will let me give it.

[@namegoeshere5220]

So that's two horror references in one. Three if you count your avatar... Well met.

[@genghispecan]

@@namegoeshere5220 Bonus points for working the Canadian angle into the title, too with Ginger Snaps.

[@EverSeth]

Oh no

[@Besharps]

How nice of Pat to bring his sister to the podcast

[@JackgarPrime]

FUCK! Beat me to it! I guess you could say I Got Smoked

[@JakeA6956]

I find it so weird he lives with her and stuff... he even kissed her on lips live on stream... weird that he would do that with his sister...

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

Okay idk about his life but uhhh should it really matter? I don't think we should care about some other dude's lifestyle all that much.

[@telesticHarlequin]

@@FloofyOneTorpheus the joke is the fact that peach isnt his sister, shes his girlfriend.

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

@@telesticHarlequin uhhh okay?

[@dWalrus]

Matt looks a lot different without his Punisher beanie.

[@GBDupree]

Less bald then I thought too. And Woolie is more feminine looking, like he could be Pat's sister, than I remember too.

[@k.-flynn]

@@GBDupree wait, woolie is black?!

[@MrSadisticLlama]

I like that vacant look Woolie holds for like 5 seconds when asked what the podcast was about.

[@Chadius]

Woolie wanted nuthin to do with it

[@GenerationWest]

Either Matt regenerated into a more buxom form, or Pat's sister finally joins the podcast.(The ginger ratio has for the first time has exceeded the limit with the addition of Paige, Castle Super Beast's soul can't take it!)

[@arempy5836]

If two gingers have a child will thier anti-souls counteract each other and make a new soul?

[@gameb9oy]

Why is peach saliva there? ... I know Matt was doing bad at Kingdom Hearts but replacing him seems a bit much

[@JJMomoida]

That's what he gets for not equipping scan.

[@despadas]

Don't worry, if he were to be replaced, there's Crymentina and Star first

[@zigmus00A]

Matt probably went on his 7th vacation

[@bodhisattva71]

She's terrible,bring back Matt.

[@powerup931]

To announce pat's pregnant

[@kalmakoffee]

The laptop is covered in Woolie's slime following the aftermath of the CTR Yiff Party. Woolie didn't wear a fursuit but no one noticed

[@circular7]

Woolie lvl. 9 stealth in bad porn lighting.

[@zomboids2100]

*The furries will remember this*

[@Mantis47]

I feel like Woolie spent the whole podcast with "91" dialed on his phone, and a finger hovering over the last "1" the whole time

[@BonnieBoestar]

Just in case Pat and his sister started making out, cause Woolie couldn't handle that.

[@SonicRaymond]

Paige is on the podcast? Guess they're going to spend the first hour reading donations.

[@hutte1751]

If you ever watched a Peach Saliva stream and wanted Woolie to be there uncomfortable as hell, then this is the podcast for you my friend.

[@Chadronius]

Woolie was monkaS througout the whole podcast.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I love how Paige is pretty much Matt in this episode but Woolie feels like the third wheel because of the Paige and Pat Connection.

[@circular7]

Woolie doesn't want the threesome, but they keep demanding it.

[@Flare3500]

Just like the OG years

[@powerup931]

I think we all been there

[@Triple6Jose6]

The "Me and Matt always say I love you to each other after the podcast" fallowed by the laugh and awkwardness suddenly makes a lot of sense.

[@offtherecord2554]

when was that

[@Shogunelite]

When Pat said I love you to Paige a second time when they were bantering

[@ufusnake]

I hope they keep the laptop dusty as a joke until it dies live on the podcast

[@deslacooda]

I pray it catches on fire when that happens, not a big *WHOOSH* as I don't want Woolie to catch fire, but a small spark and smoke slowly emanating. Heck, even if they set it up themselves with just a mock-up of the laptop as a joke, I would love the GIF opportunity.

[@Trackers89]

Turns out the podcast died before the laptop.

[@ufusnake]

@@Trackers89 :(

[@Somescrub]

Biggest Strongest Podcast.

[@telesticHarlequin]

holy shit are you actually somescrub? been looking at your great art for years, keep up the good work!

[@Somescrub]

@@telesticHarlequin Thanks

[@AshGreytree]

Ah, I thought that Parappa avatar looked familiar. You make some nice stuff!

[@zomboids2100]

Ohshi parappa the trappa!

[@SweetCheeksVODs]

Eyyyy Somescrub!

[@Williamcantrell99]

Like, I’m not saying that Paige should just become a permanent member of the podcast, but she should become a permanent member of the podcast.

[@DotDusk]

_This comment is endorsed by the mustard girl gang_

[@nicholasrowley947]

I know you're implying something but I don't know what it is.

[@enerstar]

It's entirely possible that it happens now...

[@patanu]

If their PO Box was still open someone would be sending them a crate full of wipes to clean that laptop.

[@purspike]

Woolie looks different this week. Matt looking lovely as always.

[@Cosairen]

Finally the fourth best friend revealed

[@jaykelley103]

Cosairen lol fuck that

[@TheEpicWolf64]

The lack of Elmo is all that's stopping this from being the best podcast ever.

[@zomboids2100]

The one true heir to the throne of the zaibatsu.

[@deslacooda]

Elmo is pulling the strings. He has already commandeered both Pat and Paige's streams, now he is slowly advancing on Castle Superbeast. Matt is absent as he is secretly searching for the tome that predicts how to stop it, but time is running out. "Let them fight." - Elmo.

[@BeamMonsterZeus]

I felt every bit of Woolie's tension throughout the podcast, cause he's laid his own balls out for us to see in the past. And them some clean balls. But then the ginger tinges come on and a bit of that back country canadian podunk banter comes out, and Woolie's Jesus Energy meter starts building rapidly; "Do I need to hit that mute button?"

[@deslacooda]

Forget the mute button, he's about to pop that Devil Trigger.

[@heymay724]

RISING SUPERSTAR PAIGE

[@introspectre7713]

Woolie doesn't want to clean the laptop not because it's Pat's, but because he likes the filth, just look at his livestream intro!

[@mrman6035]

He born in the trash. Molded by it.

[@JoeyHellman]

Double the ginger, double the fun

[@770megaman]

joeyhellman the perfect wombo combo

[@Ehh.....]

Big Lupus Big Gout

[@circular7]

Poor woolie was minding his own business when a whirlwind of ginger sex rolled in and played along.

[@k.-flynn]

My melanin has doubled since we last met, Count.

[@laughingoctopus8556]

@@k.-flynn Chancellor, Melanin is our speciality

[@Ookler]

Woolie looked like me when I have to hang out with my friend and his girlfriend for 3hours and ~9 minutes

[@Kevinofrepublic]

As a janitor the amount of filth the best friends office is displaying here is painful. I bet they arent even scrubbing and waxing their tiled floors. Can any of them run a carpet machine? Disgusting.

[@zomboids2100]

*No Dignity*

[@iller3]

SET your 『CrazyTalk』 CALENDARS -- Ridley will be a core pick in Tourneyplay

[@admiralpepper6933]

This is still Laptop abuse and they should call Tech Services to take the poor child away from these monsters!

[@admiralpepper6933]

@@no_player_commentary Nah, I feel like _all of them_ just cucked the poor ladtop and never cleaned 'em up.

[@Raven_Frame]

Pat’s sheer existential fear at Paige having Woolie’s slime on her fingers.

[@sasaki999pro]

Well once you go black...

[@bloodyangel1]

"Watch the podcast" he says.

[@SeanWilsonMusic]

This should be a good one. And by good I mean terrible. Cant wait.

[@HoChiMints2007]

I got my mustard ready

[@iller3]

I rate it a 5 out of 6 on a scale of getting Thanos'ed!

[@circular7]

Your body will never be fully ready!

[@Hotmanlion12]

Wow, Matt’s looking really good this week

[@TheStrxggler]

I didn't know The Mustard Queen was going to be in today. Would have brought some Dijon.

[@dinsting]

Matt is looking great this week!

[@SeelkadoomandJokic00]

Why didn't you guys talk about Souljaboys new scam consoles?!

[@Shogunelite]

I really loved this episode, Pat and Paige being a cute couple with their weird chemistry while Woolie hung back with worry if things were falling apart was hilarious xD

[@tailedgates9]

The issue is solved everyone, Pat needs to clean his laptop, not Woolie. But yes, it does have Woolie's juices on it.

[@tristanbidwell7515]

I see they finally broke down and invited the hottest attraction on the internet, Paige's perfect jawline, to the podcast.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Paige is there to teach Woolie and Pat how to speedrun Ebrietas.

[@Guunie]

Paige and Woolie have great chemistry together, she should be a backup for the podcast more often!

[@LordValdomerol]

Why did that sound like potential NTR to me lol

[@Guunie]

@@LordValdomerol Because you spend to much time on the internet, which I can recognize because I to have been ruined, I didn't mean in that way though, I just meant in like, on screen/air sense.

[@LordValdomerol]

+Omnisin I know I know, when you stare into the abyss long enough, it stares back. You're right tho, this was the most entertaining podcast in a while

[@joewall8210]

Ohh oh I still remember...

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

Is Paige replacing Half in the Bag?

[@despadas]

finally, some good quality podcast! Being serious, I really like that Paige filled in this time

[@pyropoyo]

YEEEAAAAHHH MUSTARD QUEEN ON THE PODCAST! NOW THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW CAN LEARN WHY SHE’S THE -WORST- BEST

[@Grabehn42]

Matt looks VERY different when he puts on his glasses.

[@saltykenny5370]

Pat is Peach’s Danny Devito to her Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@kingofbel6499]

Still voting Paige for Liam's replacement.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

No. We should bring Liam back and replace Matt with Paige

[@deslacooda]

No we should replace Liam with Elmo. Gotta maintain that bishie demographic.

[@BonnieBoestar]

@@deslacooda Elmo and Paig are a package deal, you can't have one without the other. You want either, there's gonna have to be a 5th best friend.

[@yoursonisold8743]

You legit made me forget about the podcast title for a second there. That's how much the dirty laptop disturbs me.

[@ChristmasCakeLover_8866]

If i could teleport to their place like jumper, ill shit on that laptop. So every week i can watch my shit in the podcast as woolie tries to finagle through it bc no one wants to clean it cuz its not theirs

[@whiteydiamond]

This an episode of Maury?

[@RD-uf6gw]

"He's a horse", she says.

[@kifiz3108]

Paige killed the channel indirectly by giving it her lupus

[@YamashitaTsubasa]

PAT AND PAIGECAST (featuring Woolie from the Dreaded Man Cry series)

[@GabeSweetMan]

This week on Best Friends: Pat the coward gets dunked on.

[@circular7]

Bah, that's every podcast

[@GabeSweetMan]

@@circular7 You're not wrong.

[@e69alpha]

Aw man are we gonna hear live spousal abuse?

[@xyanide1986]

At one point Woolie wasn't sure whether to mute them.

[@Syrantking]

Woolie's tired face looked so sincere

[@slammermchammer]

who gave Matt the super crown

[@masterofbloopers]

I wondered why Matt was absent. Now we know.

[@Faegbeard]

oh no the gingers are multiplying again

[@scottofcanes]

Huh, Patt's sister is on the podcast now. That's kinda cool, I guess.

[@jcace13]

I don’t care who’s it is CLEAN IT!

[@pathfindersavant3988]

WOOL- er, I mean, PAT CLEAN YOUR LAPTOP!

[@AceKuper]

Okay, i don't understand it. Even if it's not Woolie's Laptop he is the one using it constantly is it such a big deal if he cleans it too? So if somebody gives you a thing it's okay for it to be dirty just because it's not yours? Even if the person who gave it to you doesn't care, it's you that decided to also not care and keep it dirty. I don't really care, but "It's not my laptop" is a poor excuse, especially when everyone sees you constantly using it.

[@msh11201996]

But it's not his laptop.

[@TheSethcast]

owned

[@rekkou1880]

It's more acceptable if they just say the laptop has been used as a murder weapon, and they need to keep the dirt as evidence.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Dude it's not that deep, he doesn't have to be "making excuses." he stated he only uses it for the podcast and it only rarely shows up in the actual podcast so who care? If it's bothering you that's your hang up, and it's gotten to the point where he keeps it dirty out of spite cause people like you act like he ripped a puppy in two rather than want him to cleab alittle dust. Seriously read what you wrote you sound a little crazy over some dust. And there's no excuse for going balistic over dust.

[@SoushinSen]

He got really tired.

[@jazzcs]

look at paige! she's so good and special :3

[@madelinewoof7544]

The other kind of special

[@winnietheboogaloo4584]

She's so big and strong!

[@deslacooda]

@@madelinewoof7544 *RUDE intensifies*

[@circular7]

Matt finally went ahead with 'the surgery' I see.

[@aldoluiscantu9406]

Yeah make Pat's sister a regular guest!

[@Cozy90X]

*sigh*

[@kusodm2347]

me earlier this week- why doesn't paige ever come on the sbf cast me now- ermagerd

[@kusodm2347]

I also enjoy the serendipity of her being on two different podcasts where they talk about the blowjob machine.

[@SweetCheeksVODs]

Wow, Matt got big and strong since last week!

[@JaseHateRadio]

oh hey! Pat's sister made it to the podcast!

[@sousedmonk7418]

I'm getting shades of the Austin vs Rock interview promo for WM X7 from this vid.

[@Xenochrist]

HNNNNNNNNG THE MARVEL 1 SHIRT BEST CHARACTER SELECT EVER

[@HisNameWasCrazy]

Here would be as good a place as any to say that last week I FINALLY beat Bloodborne thanks to being inspired by Peach & Pat's playthrough - I figured if she could do it anybody could, haha just kidding, but not really - and decided to give it another shot. Everything else might completely suck (I'm British and it is literally one step away from Mad Max here this week) but at least I can say I beat that brilliant no sequel ever for some fucking reason game, and it's thanks to you guys.

[@sk8lifeXgr8life]

"Watch the podcast" - Pat

[@1waka2laka]

Did Matt loose weight, he looks great in this shot!

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

THE GREATEST CROSSOVER OF ALL TIME

[@defearl]

What you proposed for in-game ads for SFV IS in fact how it works. If you own the game already and turned the ads off, your experience is completely unaffected, it's as if the ads never existed. If you tuned ads on, you get bonus fight money each match. Not sure where this "If you turned ads off, you get reduced fight money" thing came from, most likely people who jumped the gun and made assumptions against SFV. When it comes to SFV people like to spread misinformation. Do a correction for next week's episode maybe? You said something untrue to the public. Just surprised because Woolie is usually good about doing research first when discussing fighting games.

[@27TheMunchkin]

send it in as a correction dude, maybe you'll get on!

[@pdragon619]

you know that "if you turned ads off, you get reduced fight money" and "if you turned ads on, you get bonus fight money" are effectively the same thing just phrased different right? That's what they were talking about when they talked about how WoW was able to keep the rest system that everyone hated without changing anything about it just by changing the percentage numbers it displayed.

[@Mellorolo]

It's a sound based media, you listen to podcasts. (Pocket sand)

[@Mellorolo]

Lol Sickness, I didn't know that. Ima' have to check it out, thanks!

[@swagtasticpanda]

That furry convention segment was alot more charming i was ready to credit to.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Based on this comment alone, I'm going to go listen to the podcast and hope for mentions of the legendary "Fuck Place".

[@keystrix3704]

Depends on where you go in the community. Been hearing of some really awful stuff cropping up recently.

[@DrErikNefarious]

So no Matt, but twice the Pat

[@Fjarhultian]

One full-length Pat.

[@pyropoyo]

now that laptop's never gonna get clean :(

[@Shogunelite]

Actually he brought it home and dusted everything

[@michaellaverty7349]

Police help, the laptop is still there and now Pats sister/carer is torturing it too.

[@djinn0466]

Yaaaassss! I love this queen.

[@FuriousGorge]

Hey Peach, ask Adam to show you the petting zoo next time. Edit: What a great first episode of Live from Castle Superbeast this was.

[@morbidabyss12]

Matt couldn’t make it cause he had to get in line to hit that mega blunt that looks suspiciously like Hitomi..

[@NaregOvitch]

Matt's looking good this time around

[@DevonPalmer98]

Imagine all these poor innocent souls who don’t know Paige. They’re in for a wild mustard and Skeleton fucking filled ride

[@MrBackwardsforwards]

Watch out woolie the ginger is spreading

[@lindthechaoticheretic8708]

Hopefully Pat’s sister will be permanently replacing mr. McMuscles.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

Stop it

[@lindthechaoticheretic8708]

@@Kevinofrepublic Nah

[@nickgcs]

Looking back now... you kinda got what you wanted... right?

[@lindthechaoticheretic8708]

@@nickgcs Now I feel bad. This isn't what I wanted at all!

[@axelskull]

so thats why they got rid of the wet wipes. why would the testers need to clean if it wasn't their peripherals

[@buhshmuh]

The podcast that broke up the superbestfriends empire

[@laughingoctopus8556]

PEACH PRACH PEACH BASED PEACH

[@EziekielNightwind]

How do I WATCH an AUDIO PODCAST GAIS!?

[@AspyreN7]

That basketball joke killed me

[@sansfromcoolmathgames]

FUCKING FINALLY. I’ve been refreshing the podcast page all day ever since Paige announced she was going to be on. I just love these gingers’ sibling rivalry/banter.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

Thank you for bringing full attention to that laptop Paige.

[@JmasterPullmizter]

Notice the 2 Woolies in the room

[@NovusDundus]

Gotta admit, with Paige on this ep, I laughed the hardest in a long ass time The shitting on Pat was a highlight "Were you the basketball?!" She needs to be on more eps! Or y'know... The new 4th member

[@susanaalmeida593]

Pat looks different somehow... I can't quite put my finger on it.

[@WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Another ginger what forced diversity is this!?

[@kinoleogeo7998]

The mustard queen!!!