Game of Thrones Abridged #85: Theon I, ACOK

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[@AltSchwiftX]

Thanks for the donation, MatthewTyler!

[@miketrujillo3677]

MatthewTyler will return

[@randombencounter263]

but Theon doesn't have acok anymore.

[@georgekylo834]

stannis yeeted.

[@TheSymsky]

extra abridged

[@Monotremewisdom]

I feel real bad for snorting at this

[@ruinousinersia7049]

Genius 😂

[@theletterm5425]

Not to be pedantic but Balon in the books is actually the second of the five Kings to bite the dust. It goes Renly, Balon, Robb, Joffrey and (presumably eventually) Stannis. It‘s only in the show where Balon survives longer than anyone else because the writers "kind of forgot" about the Ironborn storyline for like two seasons there.

[@edwinxcampos]

I think that was because they had to bring Euron for that and they weren't going to have use for him for 2 seasons lol

[@bringindapayne]

@@edwinxcampos aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@yggdrasil2]

"Say the line man!" " *sigh, kind of forgot" "Yaaay!"

[@GlamourAmyria]

Telling the truth to a fool who posts his mistakes on the internet is not pedantic. It is justice.

[@TheNSJaws]

Theon, ACOK well, not for long 😏

[@mattapps4355]

well in the show at least

[@Glidus]

TOP KEK

[@lukastaylor9544]

@@Glidus do a pisstake of my life decisions

[@Glidus]

@@lukastaylor9544 i'm certain there isn't enough time

[@lukastaylor9544]

This guy sounds like alt shift x

[@AltSchwiftX]

That Alt Shift wanker has been imitating my style for years

[@lukastaylor9544]

@@AltSchwiftX i didnt know the x stood for wanker

[@EmonEconomist]

@@lukastaylor9544 I guess Theon is an X Wanker

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I feel like Balon’s decision is also kinda the result of Robb’s poor diplomacy - the letter was not worded as an address to an equal, and I think it would’ve been beneficial if it had been worded more carefully.

[@Luminousreign]

Totally, just a simple 'now is the time for the ironborn to take back their independence' or like any nod to their culture would have been enough, but Robb words it as giving , which makes it not an acceptable offer. Half the iron islands would lose their minds about the old way and rebel against balon if he let them GIVE him the iron islands.

[@theresanguyen3907]

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[@theresanguyen3907]

@@Luminousreign P

[@btarczy5067]

Ironborn are above all just really sassy. No wonder Euron got crowned, that certified cursed troll.

[@greyfredricksongf]

When we needed him most he disappeared

[@cabbageman]

"Lets enter the squid" - Schwift, ACOK

[@Zlarel]

"Ironborn hump" I believe it's called an ironbone.

[@chrystine1er]

ACOK continues...I’m so happy!! ❤️❤️😭😭😘😘

[@chyawanprash]

You keep saying that Balon outlived most of the Kings of the war of the five Kings, but he only outlived Renly, and he didn't even join the war until after Renly died.

[@KlaraL-_-]

One hour of Schwift dissing Theon :D This was amazing, I really enjoy his chapters!

[@camerongroves812]

Okay, lets all send Schwift emails praising and giving reasons why he should make more, so we dont have to wait another month for next chapter

[@Golden_Rabbit]

It sadly has been another month

[@JoesandBros]

Damn, ya'll used to get them monthly?!

[@maoriscorpion]

Yes to the new numbering system. Glad to hear you again

[@caseyconnorton8688]

Yay so glad we're back! I picked up the books after season 8 it's great to listen along after each chapter.

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

A historic chapter

[@PrimulaXRin]

My favorite character!

[@aysecan333]

keep em coming schwift!

[@n7rory668]

Entertaining as always mr schwift! :D

[@Brando64]

Thanky dear Schwift, Better late than never!

[@catathielemann3239]

Just because I love you, I let the adds play completely

[@nik96nik]

Sad I missed the stream, but happy I’m here

[@sicklittlemonkyowich]

Hi Schwifty! So happy to hear your voice. 😊 I like the idea of renaming the show, but may I suggest ASOIAF Abridged instead of GOT Abridged. Seems more accurate.

[@max5130]

Finally, thank you

[@shoresofpatmos]

Nice one!!

[@nik96nik]

Thank you sir schwift

[@Monotremewisdom]

That’s Ser Schwift to you *flips hair over shoulder unnecessarily*

[@JMarchel]

Zero dislikes, good

[@kasperbmathiassen]

DONT TEMPT ME!!!!!%!!&!¤!!!#!

[@alexarias5717]

Wow I'm very early. Love you man

[@Monotremewisdom]

If anyone made an Ibbenese Fanfic, please comment with the link. If not someone please write it, then comment with the link.

[@shtery2974]

Personally I think you should have renamed the series and this video "ASOIAF Abridged #85: Theon I, ACOK", rather than using "Game of Thrones". Just a idea.

[@jimmy0392]

from this episode onwards schwift embraces his inner australian

[@gothicusmaximus5697]

theon in tyrian without a loving brother or uncles

[@evancarlson5805]

The Starks did a shit job of educating their children about the history of their family vs. other ruling families. Sansa thinks the Lannisters are her friends. Robb thinks giving the Greyjoy heir back to them for free is a good idea. Imagine how the story would have gone better for them if Ned said at any point, "Hey, even if Joffrey is the greatest king in the history of Westeros, his family aren't our friends, and here's why." "Hey, even if Theon is the best friend you could ever have, closer than a brother, his family can't be trusted and here's why."

[@Thatonegirlbahar]

YES FINALLY

[@omiorahman6283]

Theon ACOK coincidence?

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

Dracarys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@inamv873]

Schwift>Shift

[@ms_publisher7143]

Haha cok

[@isakkallsmyr9854]

Alt, why dont you wait for us europeans?

[@AltSchwiftX]

"So many time zones... they make you schedule and reschedule. Pacific time. Eastern time. GMT. Central European time. Asia, Australia. It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one time zone or the other." Jammy Lancaster

[@isakkallsmyr9854]

@@AltSchwiftX like Jammy, you are forgiven

[@kasperbmathiassen]

@@AltSchwiftX Best reply to anything, by anyone, ever.

[@miketrujillo3677]

@@AltSchwiftX la mayo

[@Kriegerdammerung]

#MIIGA

[@margaritaquiroga8712]

Who is this impostor?

[@lowcursedmg]

Did he have to say the slur though? Like was that necessary

[@lokidoki525]

It was

[@GlamourAmyria]

Grow up, disgusting cur.

[@DanteHellDrive]

Theon would feel home in the incel community

[@IOU88]

But he does get women?

[@Galvatronover]

@@IOU88that’s only because he’s highborn

[@GlamourAmyria]

@@IOU88 Most people have no fucking idea what "incel" means. They just throw the word at men they don't like instead of using an actual argument.

[@evannesbitt7852]

WHOA f slur drop jesus Christ

[@miketrujillo3677]

With all due respect grow up, you dont get to be mad about one curse word when you just listened to 50

[@GlamourAmyria]

Grow up, disgusting cur.