Good Burger - Horror of the Old Gods

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@Crick1952
@Crick1952 6 жыл бұрын
I accept that Good Burger is a tale of cosmic horror into my headcannon.
@l_rob420
@l_rob420 5 жыл бұрын
Crick1952 you didn’t have a choice
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean this is the only true headcanon
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 3 жыл бұрын
It's a stoner movie that's not a stoner movie
@ancientaxolotl1654
@ancientaxolotl1654 2 жыл бұрын
@@frownyclowny6955 this is the only cannon
@Slevin_Kalevra
@Slevin_Kalevra 2 жыл бұрын
100% how i will think of it now as well.
@gwynethcloa6694
@gwynethcloa6694 6 жыл бұрын
The movie becomes miles better when you think of this movie as a pocket dimension that the Elder God Ed was banished to by the even more Elder God Shaquille O'Neil
@danielclark653
@danielclark653 5 жыл бұрын
"Good.....but not good enough another thousand years ed"
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET 5 жыл бұрын
So the banana lord was not the only elder god. But has ed simply adapted to humans, or... Na'tea zam eesta nea-speek? (Has he forgetten the old tounge?)
@l_rob420
@l_rob420 5 жыл бұрын
Tynox 01 In order for Ed to escape Shaq’s pocket universe Ed must defeat Belle Delphine once and for all, and he must hope Great Shaq is pleased
@hiddencursor8363
@hiddencursor8363 5 жыл бұрын
I must consult with the elder gods
@killjoysthename
@killjoysthename 5 жыл бұрын
Shaq is an Arch Elder. Ed is a new God. He's still young in his godhood
@atnam44
@atnam44 6 жыл бұрын
"welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order" the serpent has eaten it's tail. the circle is completed once again. suffering continues.
@howaboutnow1895
@howaboutnow1895 4 жыл бұрын
ouroboros is the word you are looking for
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 4 жыл бұрын
how about now no it’s poetry, Greg
@multitudeofidols
@multitudeofidols 4 жыл бұрын
@@howaboutnow1895 Ed is definitely one of the many forces of darkness you'd see Frank Black face in an episode of _Millennium._
@wahidpawana424
@wahidpawana424 3 жыл бұрын
I remember an episode of all that where the customer tried to correct Ed on his English. Customer: "It's not 'can i take your order' it's 'may i take your order" Ed: "Do you work here?" Customer: "No." Ed: "Then shut up!" That "shut up" took me by surprise.
@monky6520
@monky6520 3 жыл бұрын
and though the gods may be laughing, or may be crying, they know to be fact that they can not stop it. and should they, everything would cease to continue
@jaakeepoo
@jaakeepoo 6 жыл бұрын
Ed’s punishment by Shaq is that not only shall he be banished to the mortal realm, but that every time he completes his quest the quest shall reset, that is why the first and last lines are the same, and it will continue on until Shaq has been given the ultimate good burger
@jays.4969
@jays.4969 5 жыл бұрын
It is like the myth of Sisyphus, forever doomed to roll the same stone in the hopes of someday freeing himself from his torment.
@joaocalixto1686
@joaocalixto1686 4 жыл бұрын
this is definitely my headcanon to this movie now
@ROBOTPETER101
@ROBOTPETER101 4 жыл бұрын
Good Burger Crybaby
@janesmith1840
@janesmith1840 4 жыл бұрын
@@ROBOTPETER101 Good Devil Cryburger
@RainintheBrain
@RainintheBrain 4 жыл бұрын
@@jays.4969 abandon all hope hope ye who enter here
@rtydht45r5
@rtydht45r5 6 жыл бұрын
Bloodborne was the prequel to Good Burger
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 5 жыл бұрын
😭
@mechanicevaldi3198
@mechanicevaldi3198 5 жыл бұрын
and i would assume that the worm you turn into in one of the endings is just the first stage of ed
@mihirlavande
@mihirlavande 5 жыл бұрын
Good burger, what is it you desire?
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 5 жыл бұрын
Ed is the true final final boss of bloodborn too powerful for us to see, but if we could see him, we would see a giant version of his head with his dreads as tenticles... he shoots burgers at you.... you become one if you die
@babyboomer6272
@babyboomer6272 5 жыл бұрын
@@mechanicevaldi3198 My.... God, how did you do that???????
@ZedKingsley
@ZedKingsley 6 жыл бұрын
Got to admit... I love this meta theory of Ed being some old god, pulling the strings on everything. We're all just players in his game
@amberwingtundrawing776
@amberwingtundrawing776 6 жыл бұрын
He is the one true creator
@l_rob420
@l_rob420 5 жыл бұрын
ZedKingsley Right now we are being forced to write these comments by *ęd*
@Jezski19
@Jezski19 5 жыл бұрын
This is Ed's world. We just live in it.
@gen2mediainc.577
@gen2mediainc.577 5 жыл бұрын
In time, we will learn to bow to Ed.
@carsonphillips8008
@carsonphillips8008 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Ed’s game. And we’ve already lost.
@gavinerickson9392
@gavinerickson9392 6 жыл бұрын
Elder God Ed, servant of the Outer God Shaq.
@jbark678
@jbark678 6 жыл бұрын
Banished for making a bad burger
@alejandror.9974
@alejandror.9974 6 жыл бұрын
Yrs
@mikebaker2436
@mikebaker2436 6 жыл бұрын
You speak the forbidden names! Now my YT account requires blood!
@doomguy19931
@doomguy19931 6 жыл бұрын
Good Burger? More like, Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET
@jordyplaysgamesAUTISMYEET 5 жыл бұрын
It is time for the eldest god to rise. Refeat'le alak shazm, O Banana Lord! (Rise up again, O Banana Lord)
@jonahhensley7779
@jonahhensley7779 6 жыл бұрын
This movie automatically becomes 10 times better if you watch this video
@BostonMBrand
@BostonMBrand Жыл бұрын
Just watched this movie for the first time with some friends and I straight up told my friend to watch this video right after
@kitethegoblin1861
@kitethegoblin1861 6 жыл бұрын
Instead of zooming out of a turtle's eye, it zooms out of Ed's eye at the end of the movie and... "Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?"
@punkassbitch1013
@punkassbitch1013 4 жыл бұрын
CatF thats exactly what I was thinking the entire time
@veasley1215
@veasley1215 4 жыл бұрын
That’s so meta
@neal2399
@neal2399 5 жыл бұрын
Ed’s actually a benevolent being that resides in the restaurant to keep tabs on the true ultimate evil: Dan Schneider pretending to be the manager
@__J____c____J__
@__J____c____J__ 2 жыл бұрын
He is the warden to Dan’s prison
@stevie_ily
@stevie_ily 6 жыл бұрын
The plot of Good Burger It is believed that of the disciples of Christ, there were eleven faithful apostles, and one betrayer. Judas. But in truth, there was another. Ed. He betrayed Christ in exchange for ultimate power, and with all his horrid might, he forged himself a world anew. A hellish nightmare of madness far away from the world of our own, yet so insidiously alike. And there he resides, a cruel god that pulls the strings of the tortured souls he has unjustly forced into existence for his own perverse pleasure.
@goldroger2614
@goldroger2614 6 жыл бұрын
Demitrium uhmmm where s shaq in all o dis??
@Hornetog9vp
@Hornetog9vp 6 жыл бұрын
arturo Pendragon Shaq is GOD therefore Shaq is judgement
@crimsonwizahd2358
@crimsonwizahd2358 6 жыл бұрын
that............that actually sounds more legit than the actual movie.....
@mcmosfet2856
@mcmosfet2856 6 жыл бұрын
It is the folly of man that he should try and fit The Ed within his fragile and finite paradigm. Ed is not, and Ed is. He existed in the time before your human gods, in the space between thought and madness. Ed is a whisper unheard and deafening. He is The End, The Bringer of Good Burger, The Mad Puppeteer. To know his visage, is to know true despair. "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, Your Soul Is Forfeit" - Burgernomicom 3:17
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 6 жыл бұрын
How easy the gospel of Nickelodeon and plight of the Amanda show is forgotten or misinterpreted. Not even the likes of azathoth could dream of a nightmare that is Ed, More over his presence is a betrayal of humanity than anything else. Ed is blight itself, bright formed from our own collective gluttony and self destructive nature given form, his foolishness the ultimate contagion. blight of the mind and body filling men's heart with thick poisonous sludge and their regressing their mind to babbling parasites to his dark craft he calls burgers. During a secret crusade the crafter of the good burger was driven away into the new world so that his bile would would be quarantined from the rest of the earth. In time his power grew and the land around him twisted into a chorus of crime idiocy and filth more prominent than any other place under the stars. Others of this land have become so twisted they make futile attempts to create his burger gain power from it as he has, Ed feigns weakness in order to entertain himself as his prey practically feeds itself to him. With shay making pilgrimage to this tumorous REIGON of evil they call a good burger to see to it Ed remains, drowning in his filth for all time. mocking the would be corrupter by eating the burger in front of his face and remaining untouched. To rival Ed is to become the good burger. Assist Ed is also to become the good burger, let him not invite you less you come upon this fate.
@darkman4204
@darkman4204 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you because now I see this movie as a horror HP Lovecraft movie where Ed is a elder god in my opinion this makes the movie better
@dodes2698
@dodes2698 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly I am loving the idea of Kell being some sort of inter-dimensional trickster god and the end credits are the reveal of a montage of historical evidence of Kell appearing in the corner of every major historical event in the development of human history: invention of fire, the first agricultural practices, bronze age collapse, founding of Buddhism, divine mandate of the Chinese emperors, building of the pyramids, etc.
@doomguy19931
@doomguy19931 6 жыл бұрын
Ed, the true Crawling Chaos.
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 5 жыл бұрын
Ed is a representation of humanity's chaotic self-destructive nature!
@ricardohernandez8683
@ricardohernandez8683 5 жыл бұрын
Will Daugherty and world war 2 lmao
@meanie330
@meanie330 4 жыл бұрын
All that and you can't spell Kel? (Pun intended)
@admin.slayerenryu
@admin.slayerenryu 3 жыл бұрын
Each event in human history was nothing but a way for Ed to gather the ingredients to create the * True Good Burger*.
@MrVicodin
@MrVicodin 6 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that Good Burgers manager is played by Dan "Put it inside her" Schneider.
@tylerjaynes822
@tylerjaynes822 6 жыл бұрын
Dan "The hymen divider" Schneider was great in this
@napkin8920
@napkin8920 6 жыл бұрын
Who know Dan "Foot Fetishizer" Schneider had acting talent as well?
@joemama151
@joemama151 6 жыл бұрын
Dan "Goes Ham for Underage Clam" Schneider
@nicka8667
@nicka8667 6 жыл бұрын
@@joemama151 Dan "Show me your soles for a starring role" Schneider
@xblade149
@xblade149 4 жыл бұрын
Dan " Bill Cosby " Schneider
@venoumusgammer4112
@venoumusgammer4112 6 жыл бұрын
Ed the Unknowable. Slumbering in his tomb within R'yleh. The whole movie is within his Dream Realm. When he awakes the whole Good Burger world will blink out of existence.
@korekiyoshinguji8109
@korekiyoshinguji8109 6 жыл бұрын
VenoumusGammer so he’s azathoth
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 3 жыл бұрын
He's the best stoner.
@PhyreI3ird
@PhyreI3ird 6 жыл бұрын
You guys have convinced me this is one of the greatest plots to any movie ever.. I think Elder God Shaq would be pleased with this.
@dreaming_caiman
@dreaming_caiman 6 жыл бұрын
wait a minute... Isn't Spongebob just basically Good Burger underwater?
@pigy459
@pigy459 6 жыл бұрын
but spongebob is funny.
@na5794
@na5794 6 жыл бұрын
OHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD
@heighbeut99
@heighbeut99 6 жыл бұрын
Oh
@MrMoney-no8ry
@MrMoney-no8ry 6 жыл бұрын
Childhood = Ruined
@tunanman
@tunanman 6 жыл бұрын
ThisLittlePigy *was*
@joshuarose4274
@joshuarose4274 6 жыл бұрын
Good Burger: A domestic terrorist destroys a fast food competitor with the help of an omnipotent elder god.
@KumaPaws376
@KumaPaws376 6 жыл бұрын
I liked the movie as a kid; just saw it again a few days ago. and noticed the way everyone in it was just reading lines, and not acting them.
@KaletheQuick
@KaletheQuick 6 жыл бұрын
It adds to the realism of the eldritch horror.
@tylerjaynes822
@tylerjaynes822 6 жыл бұрын
Abdul AlHazred would be very proud of his book
@manictiger
@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the outtakes. No! Read it again, you snivelling slave! No tears! No crying! Or I will put you back in the festering pit of rotting souls! Do you hear me!? Take two. Annnnd action!
@catgirlyuri
@catgirlyuri 5 жыл бұрын
when i was like 4 i watched this movie and for years i thought it was just an extremely feverish dream i had until now.
@Anonymous-zd1ow
@Anonymous-zd1ow 5 жыл бұрын
@@catgirlyuri you must be azathoth reincarnated
@d.e.belton3515
@d.e.belton3515 6 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly the best movie commentary I've ever heard. Chemistry: 10/10 Jokes: 10/10 Lore: 11/10
@RagnarokMic
@RagnarokMic 6 жыл бұрын
If it would have continued past that final line, the entire thing would have been repeated, he said "I'll see you there." because this was hell, and he is the devil. Kennan's character died in that car crash, and now will be tormented for all of time.
@seredahawke3207
@seredahawke3207 6 жыл бұрын
*He knows Ed doesn't read the mortal tongue,* I'm dying.
@securitybureauagent3714
@securitybureauagent3714 6 жыл бұрын
Category:gaming seems legit
@securitybureauagent3714
@securitybureauagent3714 6 жыл бұрын
ResonantPilot we fight each other due to our sins, the they get our blood and clone us creating a army to never let us leave this tourtre and agony. If we try to escape they will capture us and ed will personally kill us and our family
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 5 жыл бұрын
It’s because blood borne is what happened when a human realized what ed truly is
@harrycallahan3249
@harrycallahan3249 4 жыл бұрын
I was able to analyze (hehe anal) their speech patterns and determine within 2 minutes that each of them have spent at least 2000 hours on the ps2 alone
@Grayman2003
@Grayman2003 5 жыл бұрын
When the movie ends with the 2nd Good Burger joke, it just resets to the dream sequence. This movie has no start and it has no end. It just plays. Ed has been through this infinitely, therefore a god.
@turkeygod6665
@turkeygod6665 6 жыл бұрын
*old gods vs the new gods*
@Anime-Doof
@Anime-Doof 6 жыл бұрын
@Turkey God *_BECOME AS GODS._*
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 6 жыл бұрын
I read this comment as they said that Ahahahahahahahah!
@turkeygod6665
@turkeygod6665 6 жыл бұрын
How did this comment get this many bloody likes?
@bigchef608
@bigchef608 6 жыл бұрын
Shaq is the emperor of the multiverse
@isaiahgarraway5568
@isaiahgarraway5568 6 жыл бұрын
Dylan Joyce His Shaq Attack is him slam dunking universes to make room for a new court each millenia
@seatspud
@seatspud 6 жыл бұрын
He knows Shaq Fu, was a rapping genie, and also John Henry Irons. Nothing is beyond The Shaq.
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... I just realized he’s a flat earther... D:
@l_rob420
@l_rob420 5 жыл бұрын
Dylan Joyce Shaq is the very inspiration for the Spider-Verse comics and movie, he did in fact will them into being just to see the Spider-Mobile
@rp4619
@rp4619 4 жыл бұрын
He created this pocket dimension and appointed Kel as its head so he could use the collective effort of humanity to create for him the perfect burger.
@KaletheQuick
@KaletheQuick 6 жыл бұрын
The old gods came not to be fed, but to feed.
@murciadoxial8056
@murciadoxial8056 6 жыл бұрын
Give nourishment to your prey so their taste improves.
@momo-dm3rw
@momo-dm3rw 5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 5 жыл бұрын
I believe the blonde guy from Mondo Burger is actually the hero of this movie and is actually trying to stop the Elder God Ed from causing untold chaos throughout the world. Thus, Mondo Burger was formed. Little did he know, the Great Elder God Shaq is actually pulling the strings, making it inevitable for the Elder God Ed to spread his cosmic horror throughout the universe.
@sandclover
@sandclover 2 жыл бұрын
11:14 My headcannon is that Ed started trying to fuse with the woman, Piccolo style, but he had forgotten the technique and was instead stealing the womans soul
@BlackKyuRaichu
@BlackKyuRaichu 3 жыл бұрын
Spatch was the first human Ed created, as he knew he would need someone to make the burgers for him to give to Shaq, but the homunculus was incomplete and that’s why he’s like that. The insane asylum is full of people who have witnessed Ed’s true form, and that is why he is able to control them to manufacture an escape.
@venoumusgammer4112
@venoumusgammer4112 6 жыл бұрын
I've been reading Alot of H.P.Lovecraft and then I get a video about how Good Burger is about the great old ones. Wild
@bingus9651
@bingus9651 6 жыл бұрын
Even now the evil seed of what you've done *germinates* within you
@jonathann2116
@jonathann2116 6 жыл бұрын
The studios too poor to copyright this
@tylerjaynes822
@tylerjaynes822 6 жыл бұрын
Nickelodeon?
@mikemarks6136
@mikemarks6136 6 жыл бұрын
Or it's free advertising
@naprizodenvtuber2529
@naprizodenvtuber2529 5 жыл бұрын
Paramount and Nickelodeon? Poor... Right...
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 5 жыл бұрын
More like too ashamed, really. Can you imagine their lawyers actively trying to claim their company's ownership of this movie with a straight face?
@shoeberrypie
@shoeberrypie 6 жыл бұрын
It's like the Elder Gods just endlessly roll for completely unbiased, random encounters in this plane.
@vocalcalibration8033
@vocalcalibration8033 6 жыл бұрын
Before time, before space, before the first lights of life began to shine in the darkness, there was the one. The god of ancient times beyond who lies beyond our comprehension. There was he, Ed.
@supersizesenpai
@supersizesenpai 5 ай бұрын
Knowing what we know now about Dan Schneider makes him stand out in every scene.
@venoumusgammer4112
@venoumusgammer4112 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe Ed is actually a member of the cult of Cthulhu. That's why he is so weird and awkward. That's also why he was sent to the Asylum. He learned what man isn't meant to know.
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 3 жыл бұрын
He's a stoner
@MetFanMac
@MetFanMac 6 жыл бұрын
"And lo and behold, an obnoxious douchebag with unconvincing dreads will put grapes in his nose and constantly shout, 'bloobity, bloobity, bloobity, bloobity!" And it will be called the eleventh level of Hell. Dante then wet himself and cried in fear." - Nostalgia Critic, 2009
@caleb1153
@caleb1153 6 жыл бұрын
Theory time. In the cult classic Nickelodeon film Good Burger, the first scene is of Ed, working the cash register and saying "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, Can I Take Your Order?" As the cycle begins. Our other main character, Dexter, is in a car accident (caused by Ed) and must pay the debt by getting a job, at Good Burger. Now, what if Ed caused the accident on purpose, but instead, Dexter is actually dead. You see, Ed is actually an ancient all powerful god of the old times named "Edhytoipa". He was banished to Earth by an elder god named "Shaqopempi" or "Shaq", he also appears in the movie as the famous basketball player, testing Ed and his "Good Burger". The rest of the movie that takes place is actually a personal Hell for Dexter, made by none other than Ed. Ed is shown in the movie not understanding some English, this is because he can only read and spell in the old tongue. When the rival fast food place challenges "Good Burger", it angers Ed and he sees them as a threat that must be eliminated immediately. At times, Dexter can be seen having flashbacks of Ed, this is because when looking into the eyes of Ed, you see his true form which slowly drives anyone insane. This is all evidence that shows th true nature of Ed and his true self. To top it all off, the very last scene of the film, is Ed, working the cash register, saying simply, "Welcome to Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, Can I Take Your Order?" As the cycle begins yet again.
@MasterJunior93
@MasterJunior93 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you just expanded my mind!! 0_0
@KindaGrump
@KindaGrump 6 жыл бұрын
keep this shit going, guys. holy fuck. I will forever recognize Ed as the old god and Shaq as the elder..
@MidknightGhosts
@MidknightGhosts 3 жыл бұрын
This movie is 10000 times better with the context that Edd is a primordial being just messing with these puppet he's created.
@damianramos1947
@damianramos1947 4 жыл бұрын
ED stands for Elder Deity
@fangsabre
@fangsabre 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh good, ska" Me, but unironically
@nolanschotanus2769
@nolanschotanus2769 5 жыл бұрын
"🎶Welcome to the workshop! Home of the Hunters! Can I take your oldblood?🎶"
@sterlingkart9562
@sterlingkart9562 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is a damn 90s classic. Its really goood bad movie. And the one liners are classic. 😂😂
@JackSassyPants
@JackSassyPants 6 жыл бұрын
Not to be that guy but after all the underage sexual harassment allegations against Dan Schneider I can't look at him and not feel revolted. Basically Nickelodeon swept it under the rug for years because he created/directed popular shows, like seriously there are interviews that tell a LOT about his behavior.
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 6 жыл бұрын
I would've thought once he asked fans who are like 99% kids to tweet photos of their feet for a show that had nothing to do with feet back in '13 alarm bells would go off instantly.
@JackSassyPants
@JackSassyPants 6 жыл бұрын
He snuck the word "Hobknocker" into an episode of iCarly and like his "random humor" has more often than not had weird sexual connotation behind it. And then there's the entire deal with Amanda Bynes and how her emotional tweets make a LOT more sense in that context and like ugh it's gross.
@dubbcee1000
@dubbcee1000 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure abuse of this magnitude is the main reason why most child stars from the 80's n 90's end up being mentally disturbed in their adult lives. It's very sickening
@maskydoo7871
@maskydoo7871 6 жыл бұрын
I did not know this, but it needs to be known, so thank you for bringing it up!
@JackSassyPants
@JackSassyPants 6 жыл бұрын
Dangerz Own He was (is) a producer/director on Nickelodeon who created All That, Drake and Josh, The Amanda Show, iCarly, etc. He’s the fat guy who yells a lot when he’s on screen. Also if you google him and sexual misconduct there are some horrible stories about his treatment of his actors
@supaF
@supaF 6 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed after watching your clone wars and DC Characters videos and I thought this was a more serious geek culture channel and was sorta hyped, then I watched this and laughed my actual ass off. Good shit.
@Catullus_J_5
@Catullus_J_5 2 жыл бұрын
Goodburger being a take of cosmic horror makes it so much better
@VictorHuff
@VictorHuff 6 жыл бұрын
How are you able to take utter trash and turn it into pure gold!?
@PrincessNine
@PrincessNine 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Huff but it's already gold lol
@napkin8920
@napkin8920 6 жыл бұрын
goldburger
@korekiyoshinguji8109
@korekiyoshinguji8109 6 жыл бұрын
Victor Huff it’s his sauce
@jorjortheslaya9722
@jorjortheslaya9722 6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest movie ever made
@MrNinja806
@MrNinja806 6 жыл бұрын
Good Burger is not trash
@nastylittlecritter
@nastylittlecritter 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, you could make an entire new KZbin channel just making these. You should do Sharkboy and Lavagirl and Halloween: Resurrection in this style
@WorkPrintStudios66
@WorkPrintStudios66 4 жыл бұрын
Yiorgios Vazouras watch pretty much it
@DrWub
@DrWub 6 жыл бұрын
Top 10 most terrifying anime movies.
@colinunema9389
@colinunema9389 6 жыл бұрын
Ed is eternal, Ed is all, Ed is God
@heighbeut99
@heighbeut99 6 жыл бұрын
Colin Unema praise be to Ed. Hare Ed, Hare hare
@TrajGreekFire
@TrajGreekFire 6 жыл бұрын
Ed, Ed & Ed
@murciadoxial8056
@murciadoxial8056 6 жыл бұрын
The word god is misspelled, is actually... G E D
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 3 жыл бұрын
He's a stoner
@DagnirRen
@DagnirRen 6 жыл бұрын
This is the black version of spongebob lol.
@conradojavier7547
@conradojavier7547 6 жыл бұрын
Ed Predates Spongebob.
@domomuncher8919
@domomuncher8919 6 жыл бұрын
Conrado Javier ed predates everything
@taylord5381
@taylord5381 6 жыл бұрын
Bikboi Griefer spongebob is the yellow version of good burger
@oceanviolets1306
@oceanviolets1306 5 жыл бұрын
I revisit this video every couple of months and cry laughing. This is genuinely one of the funniest videos ive ever seen. Its just a oerfect blend of humor
@pigy459
@pigy459 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is awful, yet it is still the best Disney original movie
@pigy459
@pigy459 6 жыл бұрын
This is a Nickelodeon movie, you idiot
@nicolasbiller7486
@nicolasbiller7486 6 жыл бұрын
ThisLittlePigy is that All Might in your profile pic?
@pigy459
@pigy459 6 жыл бұрын
nicolás blr yes
@chrisgreen5917
@chrisgreen5917 6 жыл бұрын
ThisLittlePigy bum
@pigy459
@pigy459 6 жыл бұрын
:'(
@TheAirBear2000
@TheAirBear2000 4 жыл бұрын
"Do I know you?" "Man Was Not Meant To Know me."
@gojibbq
@gojibbq 6 жыл бұрын
this is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen thank you for this mr cosmonaut.... thank you
@ChristoTitan
@ChristoTitan 6 жыл бұрын
Ed's "special sauce" gives me South Park Yelp flashes.
@AndrewTheMandrew531
@AndrewTheMandrew531 6 жыл бұрын
Christopher Titus B O O G E R S & C U M
@averagedoc3633
@averagedoc3633 6 жыл бұрын
I subbed months ago and completely forgot about doing so. The Elder Ed mythos reminded me why I did.
@Lay_Z_Summers
@Lay_Z_Summers 5 жыл бұрын
"he's gonna Zuckerberg him!" Don't you mean 'Zuckerburger him'?....haaaaa 😀
@Practicalidiots
@Practicalidiots 6 жыл бұрын
This was actually some really good riffing. Would love to see more of these
@snowmystique2308
@snowmystique2308 6 жыл бұрын
If Ed's an eldritch God then what does that make Sinbad?
@Liberator130
@Liberator130 6 жыл бұрын
Fallen demigod.
@amberwingtundrawing776
@amberwingtundrawing776 6 жыл бұрын
His betrayer
@Spartan300001
@Spartan300001 6 жыл бұрын
Pit Lord
@frydfish4934
@frydfish4934 6 жыл бұрын
Snow Mystique the fallen demiurge
@Henderson10666
@Henderson10666 6 жыл бұрын
Fallen Elder God
@masterelf12
@masterelf12 6 жыл бұрын
Ed is the true mastermind of this universe
@jacobwhitfield5429
@jacobwhitfield5429 5 жыл бұрын
He creates and keeps balance of the universe
@brandon838
@brandon838 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, can't wait for more of these
@onearmedbandit84
@onearmedbandit84 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the guy who plays the Good Burger manager is Dan Schneider, the guy who produces all the Nick sitcoms.
@TheColSamson
@TheColSamson 6 жыл бұрын
onearmedbandit84 didn't he try to touch kids?
@comfyDev
@comfyDev 6 жыл бұрын
Dan "the couch-castin' man" Schneider?
@Maxisamo1
@Maxisamo1 6 жыл бұрын
Evan Davis And the guy with the aggressively obvious foot fetish
@MythmasterFunky
@MythmasterFunky 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Jacobs LOL BRAH
@blitzkriegdragon013
@blitzkriegdragon013 6 жыл бұрын
Evan Davis He did touch kids
@spec5001
@spec5001 3 жыл бұрын
This video needs to be put in a museum
@mandospiegel8994
@mandospiegel8994 6 жыл бұрын
I've watched this basically 10 times. Please do more of these, while making new meta universes. It's absolutely hilarious.
@ytsejam58
@ytsejam58 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Dan Schneider acted in this movie. -shutters- Also just found out he was the creepy neighbor in Better off Dead. Kinda makes sense.
@DavidKen878
@DavidKen878 Жыл бұрын
Oh grow up.
@simplegarak
@simplegarak 5 жыл бұрын
This has substantially improved the movie. Congratulations.
@strassboom2612
@strassboom2612 6 жыл бұрын
Good Burger is an early draft of The Void
@expendableindigo9639
@expendableindigo9639 4 жыл бұрын
The 2016 film?
@sirnesbit1285
@sirnesbit1285 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is one that you watch with your family, and ridicule the entire time. That causes it to be actually enjoyable. Unlike some other certain movies.
@razkable
@razkable 3 жыл бұрын
can we just say how insane it is they got shaq carmen electra and sinbad in 1996 to be in this film when all three of them were in their prime?...thats where the budget went...no wonder why they got roger from sister sister and velma / lindsay to be extras
@Maxisamo1
@Maxisamo1 5 жыл бұрын
"Pretty good, pretty good..." "But not good enough to bring you home son. 100 more years"
@LoveIsAMockery
@LoveIsAMockery 3 жыл бұрын
This is deff one of my fav vids of yours, had me dying
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll see you in hell." "Okay! See you there! Your soul is already mine!"
@michaelhowell2809
@michaelhowell2809 6 жыл бұрын
The plain burger gag gets me every time
@spiderquinnn
@spiderquinnn 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure about anyone else, but I'm absolutely obsessed with this series and rewatch it ever so often and remember when the first episode came out. Crazy to think they started making Cosmonaunt Picture Show in 2017.
@deathstar754
@deathstar754 6 жыл бұрын
i love this movie so much. The nostalgia is real.
@Dan-rj8xx
@Dan-rj8xx 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard while watching this I hope there's more to come
@mrgiraffeweevil763
@mrgiraffeweevil763 6 жыл бұрын
The irony, the joke “they already used the joke at the beginning”, was already used at the beginning of the video
@MacAnthony209
@MacAnthony209 5 жыл бұрын
“Speak to me. Speak the old tongue to me.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Typhonis707
@Typhonis707 4 жыл бұрын
I remember that watching this in school. Everyone loved it and I just remember thinking it was weird. Looking back, I don’t remember half the stuff in this movie, but it’s somehow even weirder than I thought it was.
@MrBlindassasin12
@MrBlindassasin12 6 жыл бұрын
I think you gentlemen would do the world a great favor if the next episode were to be The Room
@notaword1136
@notaword1136 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, this review has made this movie better
@moredetonation3755
@moredetonation3755 5 жыл бұрын
11:47 the original Twin Grakatas
@NinjaPickle
@NinjaPickle 4 жыл бұрын
The Good Burger mythos is really fascinating
@memechannel0466
@memechannel0466 6 жыл бұрын
This was funny af do this again
@jasond7822
@jasond7822 6 жыл бұрын
I just realized the manager was Dan Schneider.
@CsnvLsRnst
@CsnvLsRnst 2 жыл бұрын
7:39 I can't believe you referenced 'The Social Network' and didn't say: "He's gonna Zuckerburger him!"
@giorgiolarriva4814
@giorgiolarriva4814 4 жыл бұрын
When Ed says the good burger line at the end of the movie . He’s actually reseting the movie
@michaelgjrjvebs
@michaelgjrjvebs Жыл бұрын
There's a sequel confirmed. The dark lord cometh once again
@Joemama55122
@Joemama55122 Жыл бұрын
Looks like things have gone from sinbad to sinworse...
@xavierreyes9894
@xavierreyes9894 Жыл бұрын
I rewatch this video way too often, it changed the way I watch good burger forever. I hope they watch Good Burger 2 when it comes out and update the Elder God Ed lore
@juliankeyani129
@juliankeyani129 6 жыл бұрын
I was laughing the whole way through BEST VID EVER
@pancholopez8829
@pancholopez8829 Жыл бұрын
Looks like a part 2 will be needed
@weirdoweirdo1934
@weirdoweirdo1934 Жыл бұрын
Literally came here for this comment
@aviidea3330
@aviidea3330 6 жыл бұрын
This was extremely fun to watch keep it up Marcus :')
@wisdommilk4396
@wisdommilk4396 3 жыл бұрын
It may suck but it's a classic
@LadyLaVelleFilms
@LadyLaVelleFilms 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite movies! Still holds up. everyone needs a silly movie every once in awhile haha. Dont hate lol
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 5 жыл бұрын
*Don’t*
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 5 жыл бұрын
I also agree with you.
@jkblohm9899
@jkblohm9899 3 жыл бұрын
2021 and still coming back to this masterpiece
@Thenameless1
@Thenameless1 Жыл бұрын
These guys should pitch to Paramount and DC a John Constantine and Good Burger crossover where the John shows up to investigate a primordial artifact that ends up being the Yo-yo Ed bought for Dexter. They can pitch it as being in the same light as the old Punisher meets Archie crossover.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 жыл бұрын
Ed the Kelder God causes an impromptu dance number: "I... Don't understand." Of course you don't understand. Because Ed is an unknowable being.
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