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@cosmonautvarietyhour3 жыл бұрын
Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon
@gingycat23953 жыл бұрын
I now know how to spell jargon
@miwhale26143 жыл бұрын
I’m just happy you finally did transformers
@qdhran95223 жыл бұрын
You said tummy now I hate you
@lebaguette73923 жыл бұрын
Bonjour?
@TrippaMazing873 жыл бұрын
Bleep bloop I am a cube
@joyisntfunny3 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic bit in this movie is the black guy screaming “shut up grandma” and living.
@donovanjohnson61233 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO FR 😭😭
@khalilgray63913 жыл бұрын
Yo deadass💀💀💀
@kunevil66883 жыл бұрын
She turned his ass in to the government
@JerkingtheGerk3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I would've gotten smacked with a belt for something like that.
@YaNoAwantoMas3 жыл бұрын
Lol blacks
@z0mbiejr.7573 жыл бұрын
“Bumblebee literally can’t tell them shit” that fucking killed me.
@samuelbrock3 жыл бұрын
Bro same lol
@khalilgray63913 жыл бұрын
Yo my stomach was fucking hurting from that shit💀💀💀
@Ebolaface3 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@cloneboi19033 жыл бұрын
I was drinking some tea and I had to spit that shit back into my cup because that line killed me plus the other guys reaction
@istan74123 жыл бұрын
11:01
@gingycat23953 жыл бұрын
Seeing picture show pop up in my notifications is like seeing water in the middle of a desert.
@rayjaeger70143 жыл бұрын
yes completely
@liamnope32683 жыл бұрын
dune meme?
@pad12393 жыл бұрын
same same. this just made my day
@RocketOffcl3 жыл бұрын
So true
@tomb42893 жыл бұрын
yeah i know - after a month aswell
@breezingby26113 жыл бұрын
There’s actually at least one time that Transformers acknowledged the weirdness of the Decepticon’s name The cartoon Transformers Prime had an episode where Optimus was amnesiac and convinced by Megatron that the Decepticons were the good guys Eventually Optimus asks why the good guys would have such a malevolent sounding name Megatron claims that it was an insult used by the Autobots against them, and they decided to embrace the name Yes, I’m a nerd
@PaladinGuy3 жыл бұрын
John Cena's character brings it up in the Bumblebee movie. It's along the lines of "Can we really trust these guys? They call themselves 'Decepticons.' You know, like *deception* ."
@southpaw1173 жыл бұрын
@@PaladinGuy John Cena was in that movie?
@livispuzzled3 жыл бұрын
YO WAIT TRANSFORMERS PRIME? FLASHBACKS OMG
@mr.a-list12723 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode
@Isaacthedank3 жыл бұрын
I loved that
@drewforchic90833 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you didn't point out that the only Autobot to die was Jazz. They even killed the black transformer.
@overdrive88083 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justaspectre27173 жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to that being put in when they pointed it out lol
@joshuasutherland66923 жыл бұрын
Of course he was a Pontiac too :/
@dapperduck43193 жыл бұрын
Oh my god🤣
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
Mudflap and Skids were based on Black stereotypes and they didn't die in the sequel.
@531d43 жыл бұрын
“Bumblebee stop lubrucating the man”
@schemaricvg42213 жыл бұрын
Haha pp
@salemb91093 жыл бұрын
pee = funny. This is the level of comedy you can expect from cinematic auteur Michael Bay
@drakep.58573 жыл бұрын
Pee Laugh
@glendarjj39913 жыл бұрын
That why I love transformers. Its such a mature film
@2kmichaeljordan4383 жыл бұрын
Pp word, very funny, I’m crying
@saltypickle77583 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: my dad was in this movie! He was the helicopter pilot that got shot down by Star scream when Sam was about to give the cube to the helicopter.
@antisora133 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry for your loss. F
@jimmnotjames52353 жыл бұрын
@@antisora13 bruh, lmao
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
RIP 🪦🌹 In loving memory of your father that was pilot #2
@jimmnotjames52353 жыл бұрын
I'm really sorry "dorito me" killed your father
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
@@jimmnotjames5235 “I say that’s bad comedy”
@lorzazu_zay3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Amazon tries to recommend the third movie after watching the first movie - and completely skipping the second movie - is just too funny.
@lonewolf95783 жыл бұрын
Tbf aside from the matrix and megatron getting revived the second film is pretty irrelevant And maybe the opening scene
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
@@lonewolf9578 Also The Forest Battle, Sideswipe and Soundwave oh Starscream's tattoos.
@Blue-Apple-fc9eo2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 Yea just ignored the second movie.
@gv820892 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo Ignore the rest too while you're at it lmao
@theblueone_142 жыл бұрын
One of the only cool things in that movie is when devastator combines
@thothunter86493 жыл бұрын
The ‘’He’s our bravest soldier because he can’t fucking talk’’ gag had me dying
@antonymilne13463 жыл бұрын
The "What's the point?!" Ruined me
@Marvelfanatic36588 ай бұрын
@@antonymilne1346I hope you feel better
@theceoofeggmansempire52147 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that time when Soundwave was captured in Tfp
@MixedTapeVideosNBA3 жыл бұрын
"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGON!" is a quote I will definitely use moving forward.
@Arbal3st3 жыл бұрын
We need more Battle Troops down here! NOW!
@wren71953 жыл бұрын
I don't want to be "that guy," because I don't want to defend a Michael Bay movie, but the phone scene was actually based on a story from one of the extras from the military trainers. I'm... somewhat curious as to what would happen if we actually said that? (Don't do it, we accidentally dialed 911 once and they still had to send an officer out) ...*whispers wincing before she runs off* and they said "battle groups......" Which is correct terminology and I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! I'M SORRY!
@user-ws3sl9xi7y3 жыл бұрын
14:12 - Judging by the distance traveled and acceleration in doing so I believe this man would've had severed limbs from Megatron's hand long before he reached the boot of the taxi.
@wren71953 жыл бұрын
@@user-ws3sl9xi7y That man is actually Michael Bay in a cameo CG shot, with his scream too. No I'm actually being serious. So does that mean he got "the boot?"
@user-ws3sl9xi7y3 жыл бұрын
@@wren7195 AAAAAA!🤣🤣 But wait you dead ass that's legit him?? All this time I thought was just another random extra.
@diegoowen-lara62293 жыл бұрын
“Talk to little children that your bombing” Fucking killed me
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
It's weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my videos. Sometimes it is annoying. But right now it would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear fiego
@glendarjj39913 жыл бұрын
Yeah lets go to war!
@mikaxms3 жыл бұрын
*you're
@multifandomz82213 жыл бұрын
i'm still laughing
@2kmichaeljordan4383 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere, Jesus Christ
@enby_kensei3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the classic transformers characters: -Optimus Prime -Bumblebee -Megatron -Jazz Transformers -Smashmouth -Sand Robot -Dr. Fuck, PhD -Skullfuck
@seanontheradio10163 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Baja Blasted
@rigrug13 жыл бұрын
Wait until they watch the later movies. There's literally a decepticon called mohawk.
@smilo75293 жыл бұрын
you forgot girl
@bebo26293 жыл бұрын
What about Mountain Dew bot?
@lolstuffenjoy98803 жыл бұрын
Wait until they watch the later movies. Theres literally a decepticon called "Nitro Zeus"
@rogergoza31803 жыл бұрын
“Should we save Bumblebee?” “He literally cannot talk, what is the point” Holy fuck
@raccoon34403 жыл бұрын
that part was hilarious
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
Then later in the film...
@ryanm.87203 жыл бұрын
"Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind." - Optiprimus, Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube
@b3nl5553 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 optipus
@toren20993 жыл бұрын
Guess that means fuck snake eyes
@TheRobot4703 жыл бұрын
You got your protagonists, your antagonists, but most importantly, your pentagonists.
@Enderman_22093 жыл бұрын
"911, GIVE ME THE PENTAGONS"
@immentallyhandicapped29033 жыл бұрын
@@Enderman_2209 "Hello thank you for calling pentagon today. Can I have your order?" "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
@jaydriel29572 жыл бұрын
@@immentallyhandicapped2903 and a cup on the side
@bigweld19472 жыл бұрын
@@Enderman_2209 I REQUIRE THE PENTAGONERS
@chimedemon Жыл бұрын
@@jaydriel2957 "... aaalright- and you said a large soda correct?" "yes please." "... okay- and what would you like for your petagonist order?" "to send in the battle troops to kill all the bad guys." "alright, any sides?" "An American flag. oh shit- also can you add buffalo sauce on the side as well?"
@Tobytyty1013 жыл бұрын
14:11 fun fact: the guy that gets flicked is Michael Bay himself. Dude had the balls to cameo in his own movie for two seconds to just fucking die
@kaimadeit3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm... seems fitting that megatron said "disgusting"😂
@isaacbenzing56863 жыл бұрын
He cameos in all of his movies. Theres one where he plays a scientist and its so obvious because hes the only scientist thats jacked and has surfer hair.
@bobbyshewan42293 жыл бұрын
@@isaacbenzing5686 what movie is it?
@isaacbenzing56863 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyshewan4229 Armageddon, 1998
@deanesposito47083 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in the movie and they were both disturbed what does that say about me
@duhimdave3 жыл бұрын
8:50 "What's cracking, little bitches?" I honestly thought they had inserted a meme there or something. Nope. That was part of the movie.
@ClericOfPholtus5 ай бұрын
Even better is he'd on Earth for like hours
@Blue-Apple-fc9eo5 ай бұрын
@@ClericOfPholtus And yet he act like any stereotypical black man in media.
@AM_on_YT3 жыл бұрын
11:08 "Let Bumblebee be tortured, he's a brave soldier." "Bumblebee literally can't tell them shit, it does not matter" almost pissed my pants
@Excelsior19373 жыл бұрын
“We don’t need to feel bad about it because we won’t be able to hear him screaming.”
@kennethortiz20433 жыл бұрын
jesus...
@lukeishere41773 жыл бұрын
I was in class and he said that and I busted out laughing and everyone looked at me
@griffinmiller90123 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@livispuzzled3 жыл бұрын
i DIED
@jordanboyd55873 жыл бұрын
"These shots look like car commercials!" That's cuz Micheal Bay directed car commercials before he directed movies.
@jimmnotjames52353 жыл бұрын
And the later movies look like commercials because of the amount of product placements
@theligerloverman3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he the one who directed the got milk commercial?
@memebot64903 жыл бұрын
Thaaaaaaat explains a lot
@Tenpouin3 жыл бұрын
@@theligerloverman yes, that's how he got his first big break
@DrRAZI993 жыл бұрын
Wait really ??
@ladygaygay943 жыл бұрын
“Should we go save Bumblebee?” “He can’t f*cking talk.” I *CACKLED* lmaooo
@Awesome_Pichu3 жыл бұрын
Broke: People thirsting after Megan Fox Woke: Marcus grossed out by how sweaty she is
@Mrrolythepoly3 жыл бұрын
Marcus aint no simp for the Prettys
@patrickkilduff52723 жыл бұрын
You can pretend if you think it makes you fit in better...that woman is beautiful
@DESTRAKON3 жыл бұрын
Bespoke: there's nothing on the engine for her to yank at like that with her bare hands
@livispuzzled3 жыл бұрын
she’s beautiful but she looks so ✨greasy✨ in this
@Mrrolythepoly3 жыл бұрын
@@livispuzzled Simp?
@CUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Me in theater: Man, Jazz was my favorite character back in the day, he was so cool, I wonder how he'll be portrayed in-" *WHAT'S CRACKIN, LIL BITCHES* "...oh."
@redgiant77473 жыл бұрын
You wanted nostalgia, but got racism instead.
@wenbluepirate39543 жыл бұрын
You are so racist, OP.
@TheUnluckyEverydude3 жыл бұрын
Then Megatron unceremoniously rips him in half.
@victoracosta47963 жыл бұрын
@@wenbluepirate3954 Optimus Prime ain't racist!
@mesousagaby7403 жыл бұрын
I KNEW something felt off when I first heard his lines.
@MrAlbinoGhost3 жыл бұрын
other, inferior directors: let's touch up their make up before we shoot the next scene michael bay, pointing to a microwave hallway: ok, get in
@moonknight35263 жыл бұрын
Dayum
@broseph68773 жыл бұрын
Orange and greasy like KFC
@mightymallardz7683 жыл бұрын
@@broseph6877 Thats Rancid asf🤮
@dextergrif10523 жыл бұрын
“He loves the sheer irony of having something called a boom box on a plane” Underrated joke
@strymoon2 жыл бұрын
oh my god this joke literally FLEW over my head
@Marvelfanatic36588 ай бұрын
Not really
@rayenaouadi31903 жыл бұрын
Damn, imagine having "comfy" times with your gf while a bunch of sentient robots just sit nearby watching... probably silently judging your technique
@johnthemangood87003 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@halfmettlealchemist80763 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but imagine going to third base _on top of one of the sentient robots_ while others are just right there, parked around you. There is no way that situation is hot for anyone involved.
@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan2482 жыл бұрын
maybe they into that kinky situation
@mr.marvel36432 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadtarunaaldiramadan248 ayo what did you say?!
@unclephillymya9 ай бұрын
WWWHAATTT I’VEE DOOOoneee
@THEJOHNNYFLASH3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, this is the perfect movie for Cosmonaut. So much commentary potential
@joshuasatterwhite95203 жыл бұрын
Ayeeeee it's my guy JohnnyFlash
@username-yc3bd3 жыл бұрын
Fancy meeting you here
@zacharyyoung96463 жыл бұрын
JohnnyFlash: *Comments on a Cosmonaut video* Me, upon seeing the name: *Flashbacks to childhood*
@NICKatronMC3 жыл бұрын
GOOD SIR
@potato_god_033 жыл бұрын
Johnny, please finish the Nemesis Prime saga already :((
@detonatedmelon82133 жыл бұрын
“What are we, some kinda Transformers?”
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
More like: We what are we some kinda of Combaticons?
@postalknight693 жыл бұрын
What are we, some kinda Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?
@jordanboyd55873 жыл бұрын
"What are we, some kinda Micheal Bay movie?"
@euannobody3 жыл бұрын
"What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?"
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
@@euannobody What are we some kind of Predaking?
@Amber-hf8uo3 жыл бұрын
I also greet my friends by saying, “what’s crackin little bitches”
@TerrenceNowicki3 жыл бұрын
RIP Scatman Crothers
@candy-coatedrose5133 жыл бұрын
And people definitely sit down Like That
@vesper17993 жыл бұрын
@@candy-coatedrose513 this looks like a cool place to kick it!
@iambodybuildingyt2213 жыл бұрын
😂
@kingpidgeon62783 жыл бұрын
*does a fucking backflip cause why the fuck not*
@FranK-tg7ou3 жыл бұрын
“This is smash mouth” Not an inaccurate name for a decepticon
@cherrychocolate14343 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Remember all those awful Decepticons from The Last Knight? Like Nitro Zeus and Mohawk?
@gorbsupreme75553 жыл бұрын
@@cherrychocolate1434 My gosh they were just hasbro commercials
@CollinBuckman3 жыл бұрын
There's literally a Decepticon in the comics named Flamewar lmao, Transformers have some weird names.
@gorbsupreme75553 жыл бұрын
@@CollinBuckman True
@vintheguy2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the new cartoon featuring the newest transformer, "Turd-Drift"!
@jordanboyd55873 жыл бұрын
"Mmm...dorito." "If only Mountain Dew bot was here." Holy shit, my sides hurt after hearing that. LMAO
@aceexists59343 жыл бұрын
Stolen but oh well
@richardwhite82763 жыл бұрын
That part literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@northnick3317 Жыл бұрын
ngl I nearly shat myself XD
@Theorymus3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh they Bayverse, good memories!
@84bucco3 жыл бұрын
You mean Micro Bay?
@epicplayer62243 жыл бұрын
Can I ask cause I don’t know much about transformers lore and your channel is dedicated to it. Is what Marcus said about the transformers being antifa soldiers true?
@jimmysagepath32793 жыл бұрын
@@epicplayer6224 well yeah it's mostly in the comics and TV shows
@mr.everwind52253 жыл бұрын
@@epicplayer6224 not in the slightest. The original cartoon was made in the 80s and the big thing that was happening was the cold war. So the story of transformers was very cold war itself. Two mega empires having a bit of a punch up and earth just happened to be stuck in it. It was very mujahideen, only instead of the cia working in secret the two empires are overtly in a dumb overly long conflict. In transformers animated the big thing going on in the world was the war on terror, small bands of vengeful rebels who lost their last big war and are now trying to topple civilization as we know it. With that the Autobots are actually the ones in charge, however with the patriot act and war crimes commited by the the leaders it's clear that the problems don't end when you beat the decepticons. So after the end of third season our heroes were going to have to end corruption within their own government!!!! Then it was cancelled Transformers prime: this one's simple. Fossil fuels ran out on Cybertron so the Autobots and decepticons are fighting for it on earth IDW: what has been going on in america the last decade? People attacking eachother and the government to get what they want. The pre war world of the idw comics is that there's an unfair cast system on Cybertron. Megatron sets out to stop it but goes power mad, and Optimus is 'the good cop'. The only commie there I see is Megatron RID: the war is over but there's a bunch of small prisoners who trying to rise the decepticon flag again. Meanwhile the cybertronian council is actually filled with decepticons who are trying to kill off all the Autobots and conquer Cybertron from within. I can't pin anything directly to that, but if I were: it's neo nazis. 2015 was when meme politics came to a head and it all became tumblr vs 4chan. Not to mention the corrupt council was a pretty late game reveal and could have been thought of after trump was in office. Anything I haven't yet mentioned just follows g1 broadly with not much variation. They maybe add a new mugffin Decepticons are commies Hope this was helpful
@glendarjj39913 жыл бұрын
And the BCU Bay Cinematic universe
@unfunny9823 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how hilarious Megan Fox’s line delivery is.
@DeltaSpartan1413 жыл бұрын
And she's a better character than Labeouf's.
@Egalia_13 жыл бұрын
She’s a good actress too. I feel like Bay’s direction made her acting turn out worse
@munkee_man3 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaSpartan141 nah
@appelofdoom82113 жыл бұрын
@@maggie5990 for people that want to know more lindsay Ellis has a good video on the subject
@maggie59903 жыл бұрын
@@appelofdoom8211 Her “the Whole Plate” series is one of my favorites and pretty underrated. Another video I recommend is from ModernGurlz, where she talks about the shit Michael Bay put Megan through. His audition process for her was having to wash his car while he filmed her doing so. How she was labeled “difficult” and fired when she spoke out against him. And how she felt excluded by her female peers due to internalized misogyny and the reputation forced on her.
@aimbotarrow59813 жыл бұрын
13:54 “Baja Blasted” combined with Marcus’s laugh is making me lose it
@richardwhite82763 жыл бұрын
Same here 🤣
@vintheguy3 жыл бұрын
then get it back
@jonathanscores64782 жыл бұрын
I love this moment too much bro. Marcus's laugh is beyond gold to me
@InOzWeTrust3 жыл бұрын
"This movie is kind of racist" "That's why we're watching this in Black History Month"
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
This movie is German
@jackcouch83223 жыл бұрын
This movie is obnoxious
@vickerandflips80613 жыл бұрын
This movie is awesome!
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
@@vickerandflips8061 😐
@vickerandflips80613 жыл бұрын
@@codered1132 @Codered what? Whats wrong with me liking Transformers?
@TheBrickGuy79393 жыл бұрын
This movie is so much more orange than I remember.
@StreetDrago3 жыл бұрын
So that’s Trump propaganda...
@Critical08113 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the *wet*
@TheBrickGuy79393 жыл бұрын
@@Critical0811 And dirty.
@DESTRAKON3 жыл бұрын
_[ Laughs in mgs2 ]_
@supervegon82063 жыл бұрын
Donald trump: *pathetic*
@nickbrandt70933 жыл бұрын
"The only real lead we have so far, is this sound." Oh man, I love Daft Punk.
@wyattholbert79873 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately timed
@FoxyChariot3 жыл бұрын
*Aphex Twin
@tyde46103 жыл бұрын
how did this already age bad
@xdlmao423 жыл бұрын
Baja blasted is so fucking perfect how does he think of that on the spot
@loganlapoint46323 жыл бұрын
the only thing better is if the mtn dew bot said you about to get baja blasted
@curlyfriboi6553 жыл бұрын
@@loganlapoint4632 Baja blast wasn’t a thing when this movie came out lmao
@loganlapoint46323 жыл бұрын
@@curlyfriboi655 ya we know where making jokes cause it sounds so good and funny
@mctwist23283 жыл бұрын
@@curlyfriboi655 Baja Blast came out three years before this movie. Why just say shit when you have no idea what you're talking about?
@mr.fettesq.77053 жыл бұрын
@@curlyfriboi655 yea it is... Baja Blast has been around for years before this movie came out...what are u even saying??
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict16573 жыл бұрын
"Surrender or you will be killed." - Paramount Pictures, probably
@admin.slayerenryu3 жыл бұрын
The USA, probably.... most likely.
@mileshardingwood64693 жыл бұрын
It wasn't even "or you will be killed" it was "or we will kill you" which is somehow so much funnier
@thirdeye96983 жыл бұрын
“You are trespassing in a secure area. Surrender and die!”
@admin.slayerenryu3 жыл бұрын
@@thirdeye9698 "Wait what?!" "I-i mean Surrender *or* die! "....Ok.... *surrenders* We good" "Yeah *kills him* we good".
@woot125983 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, Baja Blasted!" And then Marcus fucking died.
@fredslipknot93 жыл бұрын
that was the best bit of the video
@ArthouseStudiosFilmProjects3 жыл бұрын
That part had me dying 🤣
@Two-Man-Production3 жыл бұрын
“Bumblebee is a brave soldier, he can’t say physically say shit and they do not know this. We can use this to get out of dodge.”
@slaughterround6433 жыл бұрын
Dodge? But Bumblebee's a Chevrolet!
@Two-Man-Production3 жыл бұрын
@@slaughterround643 he was also a dodge in the fourth film
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
@@Two-Man-Production I thought he was a mustang
@Two-Man-Production3 жыл бұрын
@@codered1132 we were both wrong
@jimmysagepath32793 жыл бұрын
Wasn't bumblebee a camaro in all the movie's?
@luckysevens68523 жыл бұрын
"This scene looks like a car commercial!" Me: This movie is a commercial.
@Seasonedcello3 жыл бұрын
And It did it’s job. I’ve always wanted a Camaro
@possyco90505 ай бұрын
@@Seasonedcello For a second I read this by accident as “I’ve always wanted to be a Camaro”
@kellie89693 жыл бұрын
“Is this war jargon? Surrender or you will be killed” Well that’s usually war works.
@oreodotexe14533 жыл бұрын
If it works it's not dumb.
@kilroy75063 жыл бұрын
If the military actually used terms like dakka I would sign up Edit: let’s be honest though of all the wh40k factions America is the imperium of man
@theoriginalemim3 жыл бұрын
@@kilroy7506 time to sign up then
@rapidrewards24273 жыл бұрын
You guys didn’t mention when his parents confront him his mom goes “why are you so SWEATY???” “IM A CHILD MOM”
@elefth1053 жыл бұрын
Or the whole "Sam's happy time" thing
@eziospaghettiauditore83693 жыл бұрын
@@elefth105 that's probably the least necessary thing I've ever seen in a movie
@heroicsquirrel31953 жыл бұрын
That scene was kinda funny imo
@lucafouracre82173 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut is one of the only youtubers that no matter the video, when he posts you know you're gonna have a good time.
@2kmichaeljordan4383 жыл бұрын
Bedbananas? Possibly CoryKenshin?
@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST5553 жыл бұрын
Exept the last of us 2 vid that was shit
@TheShanicpower3 жыл бұрын
@@SLAYEROFTHEBEAST555 Nah
@yowatchie3 жыл бұрын
Except his Raimi Spider-Man and Last of Us 2 videos.
@2kmichaeljordan4383 жыл бұрын
@@yowatchie his opinions are just 2 points: 100% agreeable, or everyone fucking hates it
@KCMMFB3 жыл бұрын
guys, you have to space out the zingers. i'm laughing so hard i don't even pay attention anymore
@randomguy66793 жыл бұрын
It’s just one after another
@echo53273 жыл бұрын
One canon reason for “deceptions” I’ve seen is that it was originally a political party on cybertron mocking the lies and deception that had befallen the government and pledging to fight it, thus “conning” the “deceptors”. Although I doubt we’ll ever see anything like that in a transformer movie at this rate lol
@preds433 жыл бұрын
True. Transformers Prime did Megatron fuckin’ justice 10 fold
@TheDONing13 жыл бұрын
@@preds43 I'm pretty sure IDW comics went that route too.
@johnnygyro22953 жыл бұрын
@@preds43 Prime was cool, though part of me will always prefer Animated.
@CollinBuckman3 жыл бұрын
And in the rebooted IDW line, "Decepticon" was originally an insult against Megatron's party, the Ascenticons, by their opponents to say that they were liars. Then they took the name and proudly adopted it, with Megatron claiming the name now represents how they deceived their opponents into thinking they were weaker than they really were.
@TheDONing13 жыл бұрын
@@CollinBuckman Hmm, guess I'll have to get into IDW again.
@TimeBucks3 жыл бұрын
everything the military said in this movie is correct
@Shinransa3 жыл бұрын
@@t__v That part was inspired by the story a Navy SEAL told to Bay where he was in the same situation in Grenada in 1983(it's in the Blue-Ray commentary). It's funny how the most accurate part of the movie is completely unrelated to everything else.
@kayhaych053 жыл бұрын
@@t__v PLEASE 😂 i’m screaming
3 жыл бұрын
oh yes
@michaelhenry32343 жыл бұрын
@@t__v Well, battlegroups are a thing, though I don't know if the term would be used in the movie's situation.
@Sheikrisvan19913 жыл бұрын
Super movie
@aztektheultimatewoman3 жыл бұрын
“If I was rolling around with this creature...” I legitimately thought he was referring to Shia LeBeouf for a sec.
@redgiant77473 жыл бұрын
Either way the statement makes complete sense.
@sailormoon2622 жыл бұрын
Since no one else has commented on this, the opening with the two identical sweaters is gold.
@DrRockso19873 жыл бұрын
"Everyone in Michael Bay movies always look very sweaty." Wow, I seriously can't unsee that now...
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
Well Shia had to do three films in the same year, this, Surfs Up and that movie with Carrie Anne Moss.
@ninjanibba42593 жыл бұрын
@@TheWorldsBiggestFan89 4, Eagle Eye
@alexbenavidez45003 жыл бұрын
Everything is also orange and teal Michael Bay took the colour filter of a generic action movie and just applied it to the entire film
@GrandmaNUT3 жыл бұрын
They used Dwayne Johnson's baby oil.
@braykusan38043 жыл бұрын
I've always seen it it always bugged me
@JimmyMcThiccus3 жыл бұрын
“Did you bring protection?” Sam:”yea” *optimus prime and bumblebees homies are just there*
@antonymilne13463 жыл бұрын
"You may get pregnant but there is not a single soul who will harm us out here." *random mugger gets absolutely demolished by Bumblebee "See"
@infinitespace25203 жыл бұрын
@@antonymilne1346 🤣🤣🤣
@ciremai303 Жыл бұрын
10:22 the helicopter being like 10 feet off the ground and the pilot being like "where'd he go guys I lost him" is too funny
@elisabethschmerzler9633 жыл бұрын
“I ate the whole plate. The whole plate.”
@ryanm.87203 жыл бұрын
The whole plate? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpDEcmOro893l7s
@BroadwayBrittany3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanm.8720 Bruh, that was an utter delight. Thank you for making me aware of this YTP :D
@lisacz96273 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Ellis nods approvingly
@TheWorldsBiggestFan893 жыл бұрын
Oh man, Sugar Rush.
@elisabethschmerzler9633 жыл бұрын
@@lisacz9627 I see you are a person of culture as well
@plcthelegacy41313 жыл бұрын
Even Amazon was like, "Brahs, trust me. You don't want to watch the second one."
@bariqbahauddinfathi15713 жыл бұрын
Even Amazon knew that 1 & 2 basicly the same movie, hence they skip to 3
@spencerdancy57893 жыл бұрын
Two was def way more racist.
@username-yc3bd3 жыл бұрын
You REAAAAAALLY don’t
@agataswiniarska89303 жыл бұрын
His cat interrupting him to whine is so cute :)
@bruna87782 жыл бұрын
I watched that part like three times. His cat is amazing.
@agataswiniarska89302 жыл бұрын
@Ahmed malake 12:00 mrow
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache3 жыл бұрын
"Um, actually, the military jargon in this movie about sentient action figures is correct." "THIS is the hill you choose to die on?!"
@WaywardVector3 жыл бұрын
Hmm. This comment didn’t do so well. That’s alright, they can’t all be perfect.
@ting2803 жыл бұрын
"he likes the sheer irony of having something called a boombox on a plane" is pure underrated genius
@mr.moviemafia3 жыл бұрын
“eBay...” - Optimus Prime, Transformers 2007
@Sophie_the_Sapphic3 жыл бұрын
"give me your face!" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2009
@rileykeough38793 жыл бұрын
Audjsgjspjx- Optimus prime after getting hit by the worm in dark of the moon 2012
@YTRingoster3 жыл бұрын
AREYOUUSERNAMELADIESMAN217??
@rileykeough38793 жыл бұрын
* sounds of a billion pixels turning into an Oreo truck* transformers age of extinction
@jeffsmethers39983 жыл бұрын
“I’ll burn you so bad you’ll wish you died as a child.” - Bumblebee 2017
@jesuschrist95133 жыл бұрын
This entire movie is a raging whirpool of Sam's anxiety. I don't think there's ever a point during the entire 120 minutes where you dont feel like you're about to go off the deep end
@movieblocks91643 жыл бұрын
Ok so the reason that the deceptions are called deceptions varies from timeline to timeline, but the strongest reason is that when Metatron and optimus joined together to revolt against the cybertronian government and their unjust caste system, who were enslaving the cybertronians, they were branded “decepticons” by the quintesons. And megatron and the rest of the revolutionaries adopted that name as a way of owning the meaning of the word. So technically optimus was a decepticon as well. Once optimus decided that megatron had gone too far he split and made the name “autobots”. Edit: there are also some continuities where the after Megatron already rose up against the cybertronian government, he was exposed to be after total control, so the exiled him and branded them deceptions.
@rizie73553 жыл бұрын
thanks for the info dude
@DaLatinKnight3 жыл бұрын
Damn time to read up on the Transformers expanded lore
@seoul083 жыл бұрын
@@DaLatinKnight it’s much more than just the shit movies
@jimmnotjames52353 жыл бұрын
Yes
@izukumidoriya82243 жыл бұрын
@@seoul08 the movies ain’t shit bro
@euannobody3 жыл бұрын
"They're disgusting" - Proceeds to flick him across the street like a jelly bean on a tabletop
@sebastianborisjonas3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact that guy was Michael Bay
@Gaberaum3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianborisjonas Plot twist: they used a sped up crane to actualy flick mike bay across the street like that and now he's unable to walk, all for the sake of making the movie. I'd say it was worth it :3
@sergiomendoza48503 жыл бұрын
One of the very few actually cool moments out of all of these movies. I’m pretty sure this first movie is only watchable because it’s the only movie in this franchise that Michael bay showed the most menial amount of restraint lol.
@expojam14733 жыл бұрын
Regardless of what you think of this movie, the CG still holds up 13 years later 😉
@randomguy66793 жыл бұрын
The CG holds up even better in The Lost World Jurassic Park, a movie that came out 24 years ago.
@masteroogway51423 жыл бұрын
There are no accidents...
@ksnjdiss75662 жыл бұрын
The Cgi is the only good think about these movies, and the robot fights
@leaffinite20012 жыл бұрын
To be fair even if it didnt i wouldnt notice since as soon as the transformers are on screen my eyes unfocus due to the sheer volume of bullshit theyre made up of
@iamnotthatguy71662 жыл бұрын
It’s really solid mindless action, I don’t mind movies like these and I think they’re fun to watch on a flatscreen tv
@Daniel222222 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep during this video but I heard the whole video while going through sleep paralysis… shit was wild. Good video
@ghristophermyers6662 жыл бұрын
what was it like?
@acehealer42123 жыл бұрын
Oh, shoot, Optimus really just went, “Eh, Bumblebee’s tough, he’ll survive the torture.” That’s so messed up.
@Lishadra2 жыл бұрын
Yeah his character is uh. Not great! In these movies. Normally he’s a fun selfless dad guy but not here
@Attention..2 жыл бұрын
@@Lishadra yeah he literally took his time in the original cartoon to play basketball with a kid who didn't have anyone to play with I think. Superman had a similar situation as this. Like for ex: Helping a elderly person cross a road
@callumrolston Жыл бұрын
@@Lishadra nah its great. You have to make sacrifices in war
@Lishadra Жыл бұрын
@@callumrolston Nah
@rubberwoody3 жыл бұрын
Honestly. This movie is super rewatchable as a sort of "bling era" or "bush administration" time capsule
@Naz-xk6hq3 жыл бұрын
You mean like a : so bad it's kind of good movie.
@k.-flynn3 жыл бұрын
Just what the people asked for!
@atomictoaster80133 жыл бұрын
Galaxy brain comment
@ninjanibba42593 жыл бұрын
@@Naz-xk6hq it's not bad at all, most people still love this film
@TheTubbyLumpkins3 жыл бұрын
Also, Disturbia
@JacksGameReviews Жыл бұрын
6:44 is unironically one of the best moments ever on this channel His face just sums it all up
@grand_max663 жыл бұрын
"We'll probably watch the next ones" Oh boy it's going to be pain until Bumblebee. This is going to be fun.
@tivednagol91273 жыл бұрын
“Sleeping with the fishes, Megatron!” had me in stitches.
@forsurematt90773 жыл бұрын
"I assume this is ur young people music, is this Linkin Park?" I'm fucking dead
@MrTrees3 жыл бұрын
This movie is my guilty pleasure and I don't care. Sometimes turning my brain off and seeing cool robots is okay.
@okayitsjustin33923 жыл бұрын
Dude respect for saying it
@NightShadeGame3 жыл бұрын
The first one was the best
@hotshotpc3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It’s very goofy and fun to make fun of, but I grew up with this series and love the movies.
@ShwingFlam Жыл бұрын
Yeah, theres alot of movies that many consider bad, but are my guilty easure, Amazing Spiderman 2, The Room, etc
@damianramos19473 жыл бұрын
"We are the clan of murder liars! We believe our cause is just!"
@Kackpuh3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, it's a new funny black guy." Says our personal funny black guy.
@Gwardini_PL3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@randomguy66793 жыл бұрын
Exactly, takes one to know one!
@deltasceptile78053 жыл бұрын
You skipped the best line! "I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate."
@ryanm.87203 жыл бұрын
The whole plate? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpDEcmOro893l7s
@Shunryo3 жыл бұрын
Please all of the movies. I’m practically begging
@jonatassantos92203 жыл бұрын
There is a style of Brazilian Music called "Megatron" and it is just a lot of transformer sound with a guy speaking some sex stuff. I think this information is important.
@jameerwashington66163 жыл бұрын
Michael bay characters look like they just got done playing in the NBA finals or the Super Bowl god damn
@nahor883 жыл бұрын
I still think Megan Fox looked sexier that way, lol.
@satyr_93 жыл бұрын
"Did-- did Bumblebee pee on John Turturro in that movie?" "No. No, that can't be right." I went back and watched the movie again, and I realized something: Bumblebee peed on John Turturro.
@GWalmott3 жыл бұрын
Lindsay is everywhere
@malum94783 жыл бұрын
@@GWalmott as she should
@hahafunnyman76083 жыл бұрын
My uncle served for the nation guard for 10 years i showed him how the generals talked and he confirmed everything they said was 100% accurate
@perry47993 жыл бұрын
The Fast and Furious franchise became everything Transformers wished it was.
@trey57473 жыл бұрын
They litterlly have the same actors lmao
@86Fallowcp3 жыл бұрын
Except both did great at a time?
@kingslayerx17162 жыл бұрын
Transformers has 2 movies that made a billion
@Blue-Apple-fc9eo2 жыл бұрын
@@86Fallowcp no, One of them is so bad that it’s good but the other one is just plain bad.
@Liggilon3 жыл бұрын
Finally, the boyfriend reveal
@AnalyticalMenace3 жыл бұрын
I did *not* see this coming.
@danieljones42813 жыл бұрын
@@AnalyticalMenace wait what
@lllightskindude3 жыл бұрын
No idiot he has a girl
@lululupoo3 жыл бұрын
@@lllightskindude they broke up
@mrnobody1533 жыл бұрын
@@AnalyticalMenace hi, I'm new here. Just making sure, are these two straights?
@Odinsday3 жыл бұрын
The FBI house break-in is still the best scene in the movie.
@SH-ui8xw3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them
@dajokahbaby15063 жыл бұрын
Wow, now that REALLY explained the “cultural shift” in Transformers 4
@luminosity012 жыл бұрын
@@dajokahbaby1506 what
@whateverIFeelLike2 жыл бұрын
@@luminosity01 you see, in Transformers 4 there was a ton of the movie in China
@iancruz6617 Жыл бұрын
Mostly ppl stock in the 80's that like oh transformers do not look like blocky cubes ohh. They want them to look like Legos.
@Aedpowell64903 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: "Battle Groups" is actual Military Jargon for a group of ships
@RikoZerame3 жыл бұрын
Based on their commentary afterward, it sounds like they heard "battle troops", which would be much dumber and much funnier.
@Aedpowell64903 жыл бұрын
@@RikoZerame Yes I am a battle troop
@ZeoffArcaneOfficial3 жыл бұрын
No lie, "Decepticon" was the name of their caste. It's literally them going "It's OUR word now, you have no right using it." Then Optimus uses "D" word.
@guccifer7643 жыл бұрын
Those dirty deceptions, moving into our nice neighborhood.
@tripledigit48353 жыл бұрын
@@guccifer764 hahahaha Jesus man, that’s dark like most of the Decepticon’s complexion
@TheFoolishSamurai3 жыл бұрын
Dirty sand decepticons
@malum94783 жыл бұрын
@@guccifer764 i will never allow my pure autobot daughter date a fucking decepticon
@aguywithalotofopinions4123 жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that Megatron’s enemies started calling his faction Decepticons as a way of propaganda and he just decided to own it
@Krystalqueen7372 жыл бұрын
Top ten most cinematic lines: 1. “What’s crackin lil’ b*tches? This looks like a cool place to kick it.” - Jazz, the black transformer
@Tigerheiress7 ай бұрын
Period
@Breezyz3 жыл бұрын
*Fun fact: If you put fun fact at the start of a comment then people will read the whole thing.*
@gamer_moment69823 жыл бұрын
Sigh, yep.
@nutrock5223 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@kevthacube73253 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: You’re unoriginal
@clydecondos58333 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: your comment will be buried in around 1 hr
@djbubblegum99753 жыл бұрын
This comment is just as bad as a "first" comment.
@hadleysilvia27633 жыл бұрын
literally nobody: the universal studios transformer: “are yOu DoIng the fOrtNitE eMoTE?”
@zman81643 жыл бұрын
I honestly did not expect you to watch any movies from this franchise.
@bleedingmasque.61933 жыл бұрын
Making fun of bad movies. It's both fun and painful.
@izukumidoriya82243 жыл бұрын
@@bleedingmasque.6193 how are they bad? I bet u can’t prove it lmao
@bleedingmasque.61933 жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya8224 Go ahead and tell me why they're good if you think so. You can't
@izukumidoriya82243 жыл бұрын
@@bleedingmasque.6193 ur the one who mentioned it so prove how
@izukumidoriya82243 жыл бұрын
@@bleedingmasque.6193 well....?
@NixFlix0123 жыл бұрын
13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw
@Crash70393 жыл бұрын
Marcus having an actually decent optimus voice makes my day 😭
@barrybusan12943 жыл бұрын
This movie is the definition of 'It was ok. Kind of dissapointing.'
@antisora133 жыл бұрын
No that’s Godzilla (2014)
@astralflick3 жыл бұрын
This was worse than ok
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict16573 жыл бұрын
@@antisora13 how dare you
@matthewrein27413 жыл бұрын
"Your car TRANSFORMED!" *rollllll credits!*
@SteelRob212 жыл бұрын
I don't usually burst in laughs, but "bumble bee just want people to fuck inside of him" broke me in half
@tlandergaming3 жыл бұрын
"My name is Optimus prime and you're watching toonami" lmao
@Wonderlandhype3 жыл бұрын
Next Cosmonaut Picture Show: All the Live-Action Power Rangers movies
@ericstorm65823 жыл бұрын
"Where's my autograph book!!" - Ivan Ooze, 1995 The best line in that movie
@MagicalPuddinPops3 жыл бұрын
Marcus is slowly turning all of his friends into himself, and soon, the world.
@completelylucid75963 жыл бұрын
"I landed on a kid". My God this joke was underrated lol
@nomad69563 жыл бұрын
"This movies are kinda racist" Based
@lenyn18423 жыл бұрын
*Calls Puerto Rican a Mexican
@questionking23403 жыл бұрын
How did you know
@fabiancorrea82793 жыл бұрын
@@lenyn1842 the irony is beautiful
@SGR4033 жыл бұрын
Based on what?
@codered11323 жыл бұрын
Based, how?
@Dartowl13 жыл бұрын
Do “transformers: the movie” next.
@ZackVc3 жыл бұрын
Or bumblebee
@KingDodango3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "The Transformers: The Movie"?
@l0u13__33 жыл бұрын
THE TRANSFORMERS : THE MOVIE 1984
@glendarjj39913 жыл бұрын
@Marc Woolward to be fair, he should actually do shrek forever after next anyway