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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

Күн бұрын

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@newsystembad
@newsystembad 5 жыл бұрын
"These two are too normal. Too normal together, I need some weird shit." This should be an object lesson in being careful what you wish for.
@na-gw4sj
@na-gw4sj 5 жыл бұрын
That's so true.
@youcantbeatk7006
@youcantbeatk7006 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to go home and masturbate."
@ac8911
@ac8911 5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna give you some *ADVICE* Don't *EVER* tell a woman to *RELAX*
@cooperk.3560
@cooperk.3560 4 жыл бұрын
"You still wanna hear that joke about Greek mythology?"
@mew1023
@mew1023 5 ай бұрын
Monkey's Paw curled into a fist with that one lmao
@Maxisamo1
@Maxisamo1 5 жыл бұрын
"Weeeeee dateeeeed" *Awkard levels enhancing* "Don't say that" *Awkward levels MAXIMIZED*
@bluesteele5786
@bluesteele5786 5 жыл бұрын
*ALERT: AWKWARD CONTAINMENT UNIT HAS BEEN DESTROYED*
@kanohikiril4874
@kanohikiril4874 5 жыл бұрын
Maximzed *thinks of beast wars* YESSSSSSSS
@DAZED_VII
@DAZED_VII 5 жыл бұрын
That was the mostest cringe
@landonhough6905
@landonhough6905 5 жыл бұрын
Did they actually date?
@thelegendaryhusquin9906
@thelegendaryhusquin9906 5 жыл бұрын
@@landonhough6905 Yes
@Unrealrandomdude
@Unrealrandomdude 5 жыл бұрын
Megan: “Omg I feel so bad for her” Marcus: “This is the best show”
@milkyman3021
@milkyman3021 5 жыл бұрын
Unrealrandomdude I know right
@Jonboi-jh3xc
@Jonboi-jh3xc 5 жыл бұрын
You weren’t kidding about that second hand embarrassment warning
@red_hood1493
@red_hood1493 3 жыл бұрын
For true
@thrawn4emp
@thrawn4emp 2 жыл бұрын
And yet it still doesn't feel like enough of a warning 😭😭😭
@axeldiaz7960
@axeldiaz7960 8 ай бұрын
4 years later this is still difficult to watch at certain points lmao
@j-rey-
@j-rey- 7 ай бұрын
​@@axeldiaz7960 For real. I still can't watch this. When the dude makes a suggestive comment about d**pthroating, and the girl just excuses herself from the situation 😬... my feet curl up like the Wicked Witch of the East when she is crushed under the house, and I disappear into a plume of ash in the wind.
@jdavis.
@jdavis. 5 жыл бұрын
I would literally watch a whole KZbin channel of you two reviewing bad TV. This is incredible.
@alexmaysse607
@alexmaysse607 4 жыл бұрын
We all would ,we all would
@LithmusEarth
@LithmusEarth 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted more, so much more, it just ends.
@randomsleepyness
@randomsleepyness 4 жыл бұрын
@@LithmusEarth I think the full track is on patron!
@jordanntare3208
@jordanntare3208 4 жыл бұрын
Ameeeeen
@YamsOnToast
@YamsOnToast 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bellabozied7303
@bellabozied7303 5 жыл бұрын
“He thinks pet peeve...” *realization dawns on all of us*
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
The minute it hit me that he thought pet peeves meant pets he didn't like I started laughing. She meant "What annoys you in a relationship" but he didn't get that for some reason.
@Nootathotep
@Nootathotep 4 жыл бұрын
amazing comedic timing
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 жыл бұрын
Himbo energy
@CookedCrispy22
@CookedCrispy22 3 жыл бұрын
The moment they said pet peeve my dog named peeve came in the room thinking I called him
@jvnxiie2441
@jvnxiie2441 3 жыл бұрын
@@CookedCrispy22 holy Shit u have a pet peeve I love it if ur serious
@thesolidsalad7338
@thesolidsalad7338 5 жыл бұрын
Me: They'd be gre- Her: "We already dated" Me: Oh..
@joyisntfunny
@joyisntfunny 5 жыл бұрын
right, 10secs into the vid I'm like "are they together?"
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 5 жыл бұрын
Except it's past tense, so they're probably just friends Which is fine
@themylcman1208
@themylcman1208 5 жыл бұрын
thats a big sad....
@the1theonlyg248
@the1theonlyg248 5 жыл бұрын
*O o o o o o o o O O o o o o f*
@batbird8080
@batbird8080 5 жыл бұрын
Hello darkness my old friend...
@thatsallreviews
@thatsallreviews 4 жыл бұрын
"we dated." " *DON'T SAY THAT.* "
@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness
@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness 4 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for that hilarious remark. I had to pause the video to finish laughing.
@Waltersop
@Waltersop 4 жыл бұрын
so is she his girlfriend?
@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness
@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness 4 жыл бұрын
@@Waltersop No. She said "Dated" as in past tense.
@Targisvear
@Targisvear 4 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut is as dead inside when she says that as the first episode guy anytime Victoria talks. I love it.
@gagehackett9029
@gagehackett9029 4 жыл бұрын
Poor guy
@24FramesOfNick
@24FramesOfNick 5 жыл бұрын
Lex isn’t subtle AT ALLLL
@florida_mane6267
@florida_mane6267 5 жыл бұрын
review my dad's divorce papers please
@chrissullivan6572
@chrissullivan6572 5 жыл бұрын
No time for games when you want the D.
@k.-flynn
@k.-flynn 5 жыл бұрын
he doesnt play games
@Regene2383
@Regene2383 5 жыл бұрын
24 Frames Of Nick I love you uwu
@danieljf1
@danieljf1 5 жыл бұрын
This video was so good wtf. We need moooore
@pointlessgarbage8587
@pointlessgarbage8587 5 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this WASN’T a Spider-Man vid then I realized Gwen and Miles hosted the video
@thehomiedan6378
@thehomiedan6378 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh lol
@edseiya
@edseiya 5 жыл бұрын
wtf.....
@Valleyraven007
@Valleyraven007 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he even said no more spiderman vids, what a liar
@jamalhartley5863
@jamalhartley5863 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can see it.
@MerlynwestVII
@MerlynwestVII 5 жыл бұрын
Yes my guy yes
@BlackKatKam
@BlackKatKam 5 жыл бұрын
I want this Netflix show to get a season 2 just so we can get another episode of this.
@Duzzer_One
@Duzzer_One 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes lol
@saltyseadog4719
@saltyseadog4719 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@AfroPlaylist
@AfroPlaylist 5 жыл бұрын
yooooo this shit was GOOOOOLLLLLDDDD lmao!
@Buns-ll2vm
@Buns-ll2vm 5 жыл бұрын
Kamau Reed pppplllleeeaaaaassssseeeee
@dynamicduck8803
@dynamicduck8803 5 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@AlisterTate
@AlisterTate 5 жыл бұрын
Marcus: She's gorgeous. Meghan: She's so CUTE. Me: *Is that Ezra Miller?*
@DeRM0907
@DeRM0907 5 жыл бұрын
Yooooooooo
@ThutoMolefi
@ThutoMolefi 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeRM0907 * Searches Ezra Miller in new tab * O_O *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
@kylebear8101
@kylebear8101 4 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT SO TOO
@TheLeemur48
@TheLeemur48 4 жыл бұрын
...this hasn’t aged that great
@fil1032
@fil1032 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheLeemur48 That video looks fake
@Wixhael
@Wixhael 5 жыл бұрын
Watching the show is painful. Watching Marcus and Meghan watch this show is the best thing I've seen all week.
@buschacha
@buschacha 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. I'd never watch that show, but this was fantastic. I'll take six seasons and a movie of this please.
@Lonewulf321
@Lonewulf321 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus it wasn’t that bad lmao
@DeathNoPain
@DeathNoPain 5 жыл бұрын
Went back and watch it without there commentary and this show sucks without them tbh
@varsityreviews707
@varsityreviews707 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m doomed to be on this show one day.
@Henlak-
@Henlak- 2 жыл бұрын
3 years later, still waiting for more
@jinmah944
@jinmah944 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m a private investigator” “He’s a WHAT?
@snvcchs
@snvcchs 4 жыл бұрын
Sketched out for the rest of the date
@natscott27
@natscott27 4 жыл бұрын
He’s play 4D chess
@Tonberry88
@Tonberry88 5 жыл бұрын
My entire body coiled up after that last chick started "Hey, Hi, Wanna hear that greek mythology joke?"
@fangthunder3203
@fangthunder3203 5 жыл бұрын
Tonberry88 yeah i didn’t understand that part can you explain pls
@Tonberry88
@Tonberry88 5 жыл бұрын
@@fangthunder3203 She seems to be pretty awkward so maybe she either wasn't expecting the kiss to happen, it was better than she expected, or maybe too aggressive? She is just a quirky/awkward girl.
@aneborjesson6323
@aneborjesson6323 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the cutest reaction^^
@thebossmana
@thebossmana 5 жыл бұрын
@@aneborjesson6323 You sir or mam have a danger in the form of a significant other in the future lol. That girl is clearly a ticking insanity time bomb
@chrisknight5699
@chrisknight5699 5 жыл бұрын
I would of been pissed a said " no! Look I'm really looking forward to Fucking you so quit with the cutsie pie Bull Shit! " we doing this or NO?
@bennettanderson9839
@bennettanderson9839 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Marcus just thrashes about whenever he laughs. *Which is very often.*
@jungtothehuimang
@jungtothehuimang 5 жыл бұрын
That Tiffany girl looks like that big mouth snapchat filter in real life and it makes me so uncomfortable
@vagelismel
@vagelismel 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Her WITH The Filter...
@dashman8499
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda hot not gonna lie
@Last-Surprise
@Last-Surprise 4 жыл бұрын
@@dashman8499 wtf bro xD
@dashman8499
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH NO idk man I’m not proud hahaha big mouths are hot
@madwaluigi7272
@madwaluigi7272 4 жыл бұрын
Please don't fetishisize big mouths
@raymond-reviews
@raymond-reviews 5 жыл бұрын
Discount Miles Morales and Gwen Stacey is the best way to describe you two.
@punctuationman334
@punctuationman334 5 жыл бұрын
Raymond Reviews if miles and Gwen lost their powers and failed at life.
@brachialtick6539
@brachialtick6539 4 жыл бұрын
I hate her voice
@thomasjefferson2813
@thomasjefferson2813 4 жыл бұрын
@@brachialtick6539 meghan's voice?
@brachialtick6539
@brachialtick6539 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasjefferson2813 Yeah
@brachialtick6539
@brachialtick6539 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasjefferson2813 i mean i have nothing against her its just that her voice annoys me a lot
@isabelah3023
@isabelah3023 5 жыл бұрын
The ‘visible white confusion’ killed me
@saltyseadog4719
@saltyseadog4719 5 жыл бұрын
Really nigga jk
@SiminaDar
@SiminaDar 5 жыл бұрын
@Fury255 Dude, chill. The joke is most western white majority cultures don't do arranged marriage and are thoroughly baffled by cultures that do.
@davidj3841
@davidj3841 4 жыл бұрын
@@SiminaDar Oh boy how wrong you are. While we don't do it nowadays (thank fucking god) it was the shit back in the day. My grandparents were in an arranged marrige and they (well only my grandma now) aren't even that old.
@DraconisMarchVII
@DraconisMarchVII 4 жыл бұрын
Arranged marriages ARE shitty though.
@adomaster123
@adomaster123 4 жыл бұрын
Fury255 cry me a river, snowflake.
@lillir5519
@lillir5519 4 жыл бұрын
'On the Sarah episode' "These two are too normal together, I need some weird shit -" Famous last words my dude, famous last words
@aerial11
@aerial11 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I was about to bail like they did with the last thing she said
@d-rgk2477
@d-rgk2477 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly love her she’s so cute WTF guys cmon
@UnrealGemini
@UnrealGemini 4 жыл бұрын
@@d-rgk2477 No she is crazy.
@d-rgk2477
@d-rgk2477 4 жыл бұрын
UnrealGemini crazy can be cute... *sad noise*
@astoldbynickgerr
@astoldbynickgerr 4 жыл бұрын
D-RgK Pink that’s _OOF_ thinking
@luizfernandodonascimento3413
@luizfernandodonascimento3413 5 жыл бұрын
"I chew very loud and that's..." Me leaving before the sentence is even finished.
@merkules6
@merkules6 4 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when parents think everything their kid does is cute and makes excuses for their disgusting habits instead of correcting them. They grow up and think it's okay to chew loudly or to be obnoxious.
@sarajoachim2186
@sarajoachim2186 4 жыл бұрын
@@merkules6 Seriously. "It's because I enjoy the food" no dear it's because no one ever taught you table manners.
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarajoachim2186 The "I eat noisily because I enjoy the food" is only acceptable if you were raised in East Asia. And even then it's _thin ice._
@josephg6611
@josephg6611 2 жыл бұрын
@@GoddoDoggo idc if you are from the moon, that shit is a NO to me lol
@wavewasher3894
@wavewasher3894 2 жыл бұрын
I eat with my mouth open when I eat mostly hot food, but can you imagine eating candy with your mouth closed
@Valinor1425
@Valinor1425 5 жыл бұрын
markus is just dead inside now
@Afrotistic
@Afrotistic 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder when the last time Markus felt alive was
@arno1071
@arno1071 5 жыл бұрын
@@Afrotistic the gods themself don't remenber that time
@VapricKnight
@VapricKnight 5 жыл бұрын
Arno Gama you’re underestimating the power of Ed
@rodanhibiki5980
@rodanhibiki5980 5 жыл бұрын
MunchingFlamebit Except when we was inside Meagan.
@CanterlotCrusader
@CanterlotCrusader 5 жыл бұрын
He looks no different than usual tho...
@Bam5000000
@Bam5000000 5 жыл бұрын
"And we Dated!" And the plot thickens.....
@isthatajojosreference5146
@isthatajojosreference5146 5 жыл бұрын
*Thiccens
@Add183
@Add183 4 жыл бұрын
My compassion for that old lady was lost when she admitted to cheating on her husband who had a stroke
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's low. "My husband had a stroke? Better cheat on him."
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 3 жыл бұрын
I know that "cheated on husband who had a stroke" sounds really garbage and cruel, but just for the sake of being a Devil's Advocate, I want to mention that my aunt's ex-husband had a stroke at the age of 59, after which she spent almost 3 years caring for and nursing him while working full time. Meanwhile he had pulled a 180 in personality and treated her like garbage the entire time. When she divorced him for the sake of her own well-being, everyone thought she was evil. I know people think very highly of the whole "through sickness and in health" vow, but it's a lot different when you're being drained like a vampire victim.
@jarrydgasson1802
@jarrydgasson1802 3 жыл бұрын
@@GoddoDoggo absolutely thank you for saying this
@MichaelThompson-ux6nn
@MichaelThompson-ux6nn 3 жыл бұрын
@@GoddoDoggo but in her case she wanted yo fuel some sort of desire from her husband. Not everyone can commit to something taking car of a handicapped person for the rest of their life. But atleast have decency like your relative to let them know that and divorce or move on from the relationship.
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelThompson-ux6nn Oh, I don't disagree with that. My assumption is that she didn't divorce him out of guilt, like, "If I divorce him he'll be in dire straits, but also this relationship is not fulfilling." Humans aren't super great at thinking things through rationally, or making good decisions. Also I did say I was playing "devil's advocate."
@MystiqMiu
@MystiqMiu 5 жыл бұрын
Lessons? 1. Don't talk too much 2. Don't be horny on main 3. Don't be insensitive to someone else's life experience 4. Laugh at the frog joke This was great, hope to see more~~ 💕💕
@mermaidtingzzz
@mermaidtingzzz 5 жыл бұрын
Lolol! Exactly, notes were taken. I have one more: Relax! (Here's looking at Sarah and the angry white guy).
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
I can ignore rule #4. It's not worth it 😂
@PowerSpirit50
@PowerSpirit50 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get the frog joke.
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
@@PowerSpirit50 I took it as this: the Swedish prof is trying to seem like he's conducting this amazing experiment on the frog's hearing, but it's obvious that the frog can't jump because he's crippled, not because he can't hear. Still a stupid joke. 😅
@PowerSpirit50
@PowerSpirit50 5 жыл бұрын
@@LoveMyUnusual Why was he Swedish? Jag fattar inte anledningen.
@3ur0maticz3ro4
@3ur0maticz3ro4 5 жыл бұрын
"Give me straight up gin and 20 olives. I wanna see god tonight baby." Edit:I ain't thanking yall for the likes, Thanking is for Spiderman 3 lovers
@xxxMaliceandMiseryxx
@xxxMaliceandMiseryxx 5 жыл бұрын
Jonah Pierson I don’t know who this girl is but she’s fucking HILARIOUS and I wanna be friends with her
@milkyman3021
@milkyman3021 5 жыл бұрын
xxxMaliceandMiseryxx her names megan if you go to any podcast app and look up cosmonaut variety podcast she is in most episodes
@sIurz
@sIurz 5 жыл бұрын
I will harvest organs from youth of south dakota you have a discord?
@3ur0maticz3ro4
@3ur0maticz3ro4 5 жыл бұрын
@@sIurz yes
@sIurz
@sIurz 5 жыл бұрын
I will harvest organs from youth of south dakota what’s your name? (On discord)
@lukesguywalker
@lukesguywalker 5 жыл бұрын
sarah, sarah, sarah. 😬 she’s like those weirdly intense theatre kids you go to school with that you avoid talking to because you know the conversation will last like thirty minutes
@wildboyz359
@wildboyz359 5 жыл бұрын
CoreOfTheStar that’s too fucking relatable
@RicochetForce
@RicochetForce 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah is the very definition of high strung, yipes. Surprisingly little things set her off.
@KennethLyVideography
@KennethLyVideography 5 жыл бұрын
I am a theater kid and still being in theater groups in my 20s. I can tell you for sure. She's exactly like those theater kids... no theater adults... they don't really change xD.
@ladtheoneandonly4980
@ladtheoneandonly4980 5 жыл бұрын
@@KennethLyVideography Can tell you don't change from kid to adult by the way you used xD
@MasterOfInfinity
@MasterOfInfinity 5 жыл бұрын
Bryce C I keep seeing users with the same profile picture. Where is it from?
@Crimsontears83
@Crimsontears83 4 жыл бұрын
Bam and Gurkey sounds like something that comes on between Adventure Time and The Amazing World of Gumball...
@jasonwillows5239
@jasonwillows5239 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like someone trying to describe what they want in their sandwich, but they're having a stroke
@jerrygodeep4787
@jerrygodeep4787 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonwillows5239 somethings wrong with my sense of humor cause I thought that was hilarious.
@Chowdboy
@Chowdboy Жыл бұрын
@@jerrygodeep4787 Same here man, same here.
@tullerusk987
@tullerusk987 5 жыл бұрын
We need more Meghan, shes so funny ! " No one can ever trust you, how can you ever live with yourself because you are DIVORCEEEEED" X)
@88Sofft
@88Sofft 5 жыл бұрын
definetly x^ D
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
The way her eyebrows furrow when she laughs gets me every time. 😂 But, side note, Gerkhee (SP?) handled that like a champ. She held her ground well, dude was an immature asshole. I hope she's doing well.
@mel818
@mel818 5 жыл бұрын
@@LoveMyUnusual yeah, dude made her ex get rid of her cat cause he didn't like it and then dumped her. wtf.
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
@@mel818 You lost me. Do you mean his ex?
@Moony1568
@Moony1568 5 жыл бұрын
Mel Wtf are you talking about?
@squireoflink
@squireoflink 5 жыл бұрын
LOL "He's an immortal Private Investigator". Dont mind me, stealing that for my D&D campaign
@RikuVA
@RikuVA 5 жыл бұрын
Zak Krepps Not if I steal it _first_ bucko! (Lol glad I’m not the only one who thought about the perfection that character would be)
@rainingcomplete3018
@rainingcomplete3018 5 жыл бұрын
Zak Krepps I’ll solve the case eventually. Your great grand kids will be thankful
@joelaguirre2037
@joelaguirre2037 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit great idea! So using that!
@ScuzoidMelee
@ScuzoidMelee 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit was this great. Under no circumstances was I going to watch this Netflix show, but this commentary ALMOST makes me want to give it a shot. Much love.
@unhelpfulrevelations7989
@unhelpfulrevelations7989 5 жыл бұрын
almost haha but Marcus and Megan's voices and wisecracks are literally smooth enough to nut to so I'd probably enjoy them narrating olympic curling
@RamiroBelmaresJr
@RamiroBelmaresJr 5 жыл бұрын
Also Marcus' laugh is fucking contagious 🤣
@mel818
@mel818 5 жыл бұрын
I actually watched it after this and it was hilarious thinking of their comments.
@NoMADnecro
@NoMADnecro 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah... is just the most insane type of woman and I completely understood where her friends were coming from by the end of the episode to the point that I thought her friends really downplayed her lol
@jakwinner1000
@jakwinner1000 5 жыл бұрын
Damn Marcus looks like he is in so much pain
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 5 жыл бұрын
As if he’s never been
@efx6166
@efx6166 5 жыл бұрын
Hey is your profile pic from One Piece?
@S.R.A.B0XER
@S.R.A.B0XER 5 жыл бұрын
I'm only 45 seconds in and I'm already almost dead.
@toddzombie8777
@toddzombie8777 5 жыл бұрын
I wish people who used "I'm dead" or "almost died" really would fucking die.
@S.R.A.B0XER
@S.R.A.B0XER 5 жыл бұрын
Jeez dude, need to talk?
@patrickinverness
@patrickinverness 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who REALLY suffers from secondhand embarrassment, I had to watch THIS thirty seconds at a time. Jesus. Thank you for your service.
@yamesswole2816
@yamesswole2816 5 жыл бұрын
I normally don't get second hand embarrassment, but those last 5 minutes were so bad that I had to take a break every few seconds
@fangsabre
@fangsabre 5 жыл бұрын
"Visible white confusion" Somebody needs to make a meme of that screenshot
@thiccerthanthiccsilver4045
@thiccerthanthiccsilver4045 4 жыл бұрын
Fangsabre I am doing that right now
@CaptainCJ97
@CaptainCJ97 4 жыл бұрын
Your pic tho
@melodiechartier5173
@melodiechartier5173 3 жыл бұрын
hummmm what!!!!
@fangsabre
@fangsabre 3 жыл бұрын
@UCFGORBxnjk44CdrluNPXiDA I'm not saying anything bad, just that they're a little confused lol
@fangsabre
@fangsabre 3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainCJ97 personally I think its *SMASHING*
@tvremotefoutainpen3995
@tvremotefoutainpen3995 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video 5 time please do more show reactions like this but only you two
@Rando_Nobody
@Rando_Nobody 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. This actually makes me feel better about my insomnia.
@rjones0429
@rjones0429 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@lukeengelhardt6454
@lukeengelhardt6454 5 жыл бұрын
WAIT. Two people that dated. AND STILL HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER?!?! What has happened to my high school perception of dating?!?!?!
@lunasperidot8760
@lunasperidot8760 5 жыл бұрын
It's a lot more common than people think
@MarkQuick0411
@MarkQuick0411 5 жыл бұрын
That’s literally most of my friends lol It’s not that hard it hurts a bit but you accept it sometimes friend zones are good Unless you fuckup
@YouGot2BeKitten
@YouGot2BeKitten 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still friends with like all my ex's. It's pretty common. There's a reason you picked these people to date. You obviously had some kind of connection and enjoyed each other's company. Just cause things didn't work out with you guys as a couple doesn't mean you have to never see each other again.
@lukeengelhardt6454
@lukeengelhardt6454 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that whole sentence blew my mind. Again I’m only in high school but every friend I have with an ex is either weirdly bitter or... afraid. Actually now that I think about the afraid ones I should probably be concerned.
@cliff9092
@cliff9092 5 жыл бұрын
@@lukeengelhardt6454 trust me never be friends with your ex. It makes no sense just move on. It ended for a reason.
@dyldragon1
@dyldragon1 5 жыл бұрын
Why is this show shot so good. It's like the Planet Earth of Trashy Dating Shows
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
I know, it's so weird. I'm used to the low quality cameras and hilarious cheesy editing of Blind Date 😂😂😂
@Menfhis24
@Menfhis24 5 жыл бұрын
With the way it was shot I thought this was like some kind of drama story but then when I started hearing them speak like normal people I started thinking “wait is this real?”
@MrShinyArceus
@MrShinyArceus 5 жыл бұрын
That Netflix budget
@tosha4802
@tosha4802 5 жыл бұрын
dyldragon1 the way it’s shot is so good but the show is so bad its entertaining
@JoshBGarfinkel
@JoshBGarfinkel 5 жыл бұрын
It’s fake. Scripted. Planned.
@nervousgiraffe9876
@nervousgiraffe9876 3 жыл бұрын
“So this is like an Indian thingg...” Megan: “Oh my gaaaawwwddd” Marcus: *incoherent screeching while entering rigor mortis*
@FortalezaBoxing
@FortalezaBoxing 3 жыл бұрын
I was half asleep and had to sit up and put my glasses on when that shit happened
@st3althyone
@st3althyone 3 жыл бұрын
That was fucking brutal, and totally uncalled for, what a fucking asshole!
@ForestGreenSharpie
@ForestGreenSharpie 3 жыл бұрын
that guy has never met someone other than straight white guys that is the only explanation for that
@melodiechartier5173
@melodiechartier5173 3 жыл бұрын
@@ForestGreenSharpie reverse racism much,..
@ForestGreenSharpie
@ForestGreenSharpie 3 жыл бұрын
@@melodiechartier5173 im literally white
@CrazyBombWorld
@CrazyBombWorld 5 жыл бұрын
That's the ending I was not expecting, i give you that !
@trashboi_yosuke3320
@trashboi_yosuke3320 3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT'S CRAZYBOMB WORLD I-
@danrib4048
@danrib4048 3 жыл бұрын
DANS LE PASSEY
@boubacarfall1759
@boubacarfall1759 3 жыл бұрын
Nooo wayyy CRAZY BOMB!!! DANS LE PASSE
@jamesluma4556
@jamesluma4556 11 ай бұрын
​@@trashboi_yosuke3320GHOST RIDING THE WHIP CRAZY TAXI
@totallynotsam7844
@totallynotsam7844 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of my favorite episodes you’ve ever done
@clint-webb
@clint-webb 5 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious, they should definitely do more.
@jooj3596
@jooj3596 5 жыл бұрын
“And we dated” *Marcus has lost 5 soul
@earth1883
@earth1883 5 жыл бұрын
Humanity Lost
@grewdordon
@grewdordon 4 жыл бұрын
“Bam is a stupid name.” *Cries in professional basketball player, Bam Adebayo*
@GoddoDoggo
@GoddoDoggo 4 жыл бұрын
Says the guy whose name is two letters away from Drew Gooden.
@grewdordon
@grewdordon 4 жыл бұрын
Touché. But if you did your research, then I actually have the same name as an NBA player. He was a really shitty basketball player, but he was still in the NBA.
@trapattack9661
@trapattack9661 4 жыл бұрын
Okay okay I know this is rude but I immediately thought of Bam Ada boy
@ktownshutdown21
@ktownshutdown21 4 жыл бұрын
*cries in Bam Magera* Okay bad example.
@grewdordon
@grewdordon 4 жыл бұрын
Is any example really that good?
@GabeVillarrealTV
@GabeVillarrealTV 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m so sad for her!” “This is the best show ever” Freaking love everything about this 😂😂
@keenanmccarty9925
@keenanmccarty9925 5 жыл бұрын
Leonard is a god. A hero. The REAL master Xehanort. He’s playing so many Ds of chess, I don’t even know what game he’s playing.
@alonzopowell9544
@alonzopowell9544 5 жыл бұрын
At this point there's so many D's, calling it chess is questionable.
@yamesswole2816
@yamesswole2816 5 жыл бұрын
@@alonzopowell9544 He has transcended letters at this point
@maxargentum5001
@maxargentum5001 5 жыл бұрын
Even the intelligent and magical Goofy Goof cannot outthink him
@psv2
@psv2 5 жыл бұрын
Leonard's the Pimp of Time and Space
@cynmila08
@cynmila08 5 жыл бұрын
That Sarah chick may have actually been insane lol
@alligatorboy2000
@alligatorboy2000 2 жыл бұрын
As a girl with certifiably terrible taste in women and a talent for dating girls who turn out to be batshit crazy, can verify: Sarah is 100% my type.
@lydiam95
@lydiam95 2 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment, same. I would be infatuated w her
@paulonhisphone
@paulonhisphone 5 жыл бұрын
meg I know you have good reasons for rarely appearing in videos, BUT when you do it always brightens my day.
@thrawngames6282
@thrawngames6282 5 жыл бұрын
This has been the most I've laughed watching a KZbin video in literal months
@mad_the_monk
@mad_the_monk 5 жыл бұрын
This was great video - would love to see more of this format
@arno1071
@arno1071 5 жыл бұрын
There's already more
@jkblohm9899
@jkblohm9899 5 жыл бұрын
I dig the new visual format too. Love their reactions lol
@tee_nanners
@tee_nanners 5 жыл бұрын
Hey dude, wanted to say I'm loving the comedic chemistry between you two. You two are hilarious and I'm looking forward to more commentary.
@crecremew
@crecremew 5 жыл бұрын
"Pet peeve is the pet you don't like" I'm crying.
@notVikkg
@notVikkg 5 жыл бұрын
The man that kissed Sarah was found dead 2 weeks later...
@infinitedeathloop5517
@infinitedeathloop5517 5 жыл бұрын
Source?
@pluckee
@pluckee 5 жыл бұрын
Super Savage Akira whoosh
@comicculture5410
@comicculture5410 5 жыл бұрын
@@infinitedeathloop5517 r/woooosh
@jokarpinski22
@jokarpinski22 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Sarah episode was season 2 of You .... now available on Netflix.
@ominouspigeonmaster1571
@ominouspigeonmaster1571 5 жыл бұрын
@@infinitedeathloop5517 whooosh
@TY00702
@TY00702 5 жыл бұрын
For real i went to a show in my city and Sarah (that's not her actual name) was doing stand-up. It was surreal.
@Bibirallie
@Bibirallie 5 жыл бұрын
TY00702 was she as sensitive as she was on the show?
@Dr.Turkey
@Dr.Turkey 5 жыл бұрын
What's her name? I wanna hear it lol
@TY00702
@TY00702 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bibirallie she was doing some okay standup
@TY00702
@TY00702 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dr.Turkey her name i don't remember cause it was 4/20
@juliahaddon3338
@juliahaddon3338 5 жыл бұрын
im sarah's sister lol. her real name is sarah kate haddon, but she goes by sarah haddon. she's a technical recruiter who is programming her own software.
@TheJaguar135
@TheJaguar135 4 жыл бұрын
Krav McGraw, the lesser known brother of Tim McGraw.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
He sings country songs while hitting Krav Maga moves on people.
@AkashWShah
@AkashWShah 3 жыл бұрын
And then there's Krav McGraw hill, which makes martial arts textbooks
@nikkohewitt8848
@nikkohewitt8848 3 жыл бұрын
Descendants of Quick Draw McGraw
@AlonMoiseyev
@AlonMoiseyev 3 жыл бұрын
His name sounds like Krav Magah, the fighting thing
@Ccz345
@Ccz345 5 жыл бұрын
Rip Marcus’s heart 💔🖤
@marcusgarcia6463
@marcusgarcia6463 5 жыл бұрын
B E Don’t say that
@MarkQuick0411
@MarkQuick0411 5 жыл бұрын
Lol gotta make it awkward for an awkward reaction to dating show
@munch3r2
@munch3r2 5 жыл бұрын
*x plays*
@masaboih
@masaboih 5 жыл бұрын
The frog joke was so bad I just bursted out laughing xD
@alexmaysse607
@alexmaysse607 4 жыл бұрын
That joke was so funny I forgot to LAUGH
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 4 жыл бұрын
I just......... *4 GOD DAMN FUCKING TIMES*
@myra_4
@myra_4 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even get it...
@kodex9352
@kodex9352 4 жыл бұрын
The frog with no legs didnt jump when the professor said to after he jumped before, so he deduced a frog with no legs is deaf Idk what being swedish had to do with it
@myra_4
@myra_4 4 жыл бұрын
@@kodex9352 Literally nothing then, I would know 'cause I am Swedish
@babswayne5193
@babswayne5193 5 жыл бұрын
literally was not prepared for cosmo to be that hot. suddenly I don't disagree with him anymore idk
@MelancholyMars_
@MelancholyMars_ 5 жыл бұрын
Babs Wayne omg I know I was like oh damn cosmo what’s up
@Velkan1396
@Velkan1396 5 жыл бұрын
You never seen Marcus before?
@morganqorishchi8181
@morganqorishchi8181 4 жыл бұрын
None of us were prepared for his hotness, likely not even him.
@dashman8499
@dashman8499 4 жыл бұрын
Babs Wayne id say he’s more cute than hot
@rebeccadroplet5953
@rebeccadroplet5953 4 жыл бұрын
I knooow right
@TheDiabeticGameMaster
@TheDiabeticGameMaster 2 жыл бұрын
Sarah is like a Marvel movie in human skin. She refuses to let a serious situation just exist. She seemingly NEEDS to deflate it and let all of the emotion out of it.
@theleviathan3902
@theleviathan3902 Жыл бұрын
FR
@braxtonluckey3307
@braxtonluckey3307 Жыл бұрын
My kinda woman
@darrenthetuber743
@darrenthetuber743 9 ай бұрын
These two are pretty awkward together and the intro pretty much put the "why" to rest
@patrickfrench332
@patrickfrench332 5 жыл бұрын
This comment section: 25% Quoting the video 25% Shipping Marcus And Megan 50% recommending bad movies
@baronofbahlingen9662
@baronofbahlingen9662 5 жыл бұрын
I, You Stupidity I ship them but I didn’t comment about it......wait fuck
@josh-oo
@josh-oo 5 жыл бұрын
@LocalToast Aren't we all slaves to Zog, deep down inside?
@snakevergil
@snakevergil 5 жыл бұрын
100% Spider-Man stuff
@KickflipDave
@KickflipDave 5 жыл бұрын
"visible white confusion" made me choke on my IPA . really enjoying the new stuff on this channel
@wildsharday9652
@wildsharday9652 5 жыл бұрын
Does that really happened to white people, if i make asked.
@Pranaynaynay
@Pranaynaynay 5 жыл бұрын
Oof I feel that Indian girl's pain so much Also, Leonard was such a sweetheartt!!
@mel818
@mel818 5 жыл бұрын
@Lord Manhammer She wasn't in a forced relationship at all, my dude, she and her ex knew each other for a long time so they started dating and eventually both felt pressured to marry cause, in their culture, it's the appropriate thing to do after dating for so long. She was in love with him but she wasn't sure about marriage. They divorced cause he cheated on her. She doesn't get angry when Jerk criticizes arranged marriages but she's visibly uncomfortable when he criticizes *her parents* marriage and yet she handles it very well (saying that her parents have her and his brother so they're happy about being married). She actually agrees that arranged marriages are crazy, and she mentions culture clash when he doesn't understand why she and her ex felt pressured to marry; he doesn't understand how anyone could ever feel that way (which isn't really that hard to empathize with) and she explains the pressure came from their family and friends cause it's a cultural thing. Dude handles things pretty bad, IMO, and is very rude to her. She's opening up to him and admitting to past mistakes and he criticizes her harshly, clearly enjoying the moral superiority he's feeling. and THEN he gets offended when she says "Clearly we're not seeing each other again but let's try to understand each other..." and he walks out.
@blackanimelover18
@blackanimelover18 4 жыл бұрын
@Lord Manhammer you are clearly a Eugene
@Icerope-km9lu
@Icerope-km9lu 4 жыл бұрын
I still can’t get over the fact that the dude gave her a limit on puns
@eiRagnaRok
@eiRagnaRok 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think this is going to be that much cringe 5 minutes later *CRAWLING ON THE WALL TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CRINGE*
@Lonewulf321
@Lonewulf321 5 жыл бұрын
Argarsan you guys have low tolerance for cringe
@KitKat-sv9qp
@KitKat-sv9qp 5 жыл бұрын
I adore their friendship! They're extremely funny lol Marcus was super dead inside when she mentioned they dated tho f
@jacobreyes6780
@jacobreyes6780 5 жыл бұрын
@Thot Slayer seems like they are good friende
@Airboy66
@Airboy66 5 жыл бұрын
Cant be more cringey than high school dating
@brian.jrmontoya3227
@brian.jrmontoya3227 5 жыл бұрын
Airboy66 you know....you make a fair point
@elilazaro6155
@elilazaro6155 5 жыл бұрын
Three words; middle schoolers dating.
@digitaldj471
@digitaldj471 5 жыл бұрын
@@elilazaro6155 Have you seen elementary school dating. Effin CRINGEY
@lorenpeterson5255
@lorenpeterson5255 5 жыл бұрын
Esp long term high school relationships
@elilazaro6155
@elilazaro6155 5 жыл бұрын
Digital DJ I don’t think that really counts as “dating” tbh, but yeah I agree.
@redeagle338
@redeagle338 Жыл бұрын
3 years later and this video is still a comedic masterpiece
@LordBigSlime
@LordBigSlime 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that dude knows Tim McGraw's brother Krav McGraw
@jsibbs08
@jsibbs08 5 жыл бұрын
Haha I see you, I see you.
@apseudonym
@apseudonym 5 жыл бұрын
i almost spilled my tea in my lap
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
@@apseudonym I almost choked on my cereal
@unhelpfulrevelations7989
@unhelpfulrevelations7989 5 жыл бұрын
yo what about Bonesaw McGraw?
@LoveMyUnusual
@LoveMyUnusual 5 жыл бұрын
@@unhelpfulrevelations7989 LMAO Bonesaw is reeeeaaaady
@SwogFrog
@SwogFrog 5 жыл бұрын
>Visible white confusion amazing
@GideonMadu
@GideonMadu 5 жыл бұрын
@The Bandog how is it racist?
@brandonneal6659
@brandonneal6659 5 жыл бұрын
@@GideonMadu The Bandog dude has commented "Racist" on every comment talking about the visible white confusion thing lol He's just a troll a lazy one at that lol. Even though as a white dude I thought that was the funniest part of that date lol The rest was sad at how rude the white guy was lol
@GideonMadu
@GideonMadu 5 жыл бұрын
@@brandonneal6659 oh ok. Thx for clearing it up
@Velkan1396
@Velkan1396 5 жыл бұрын
What's fucking hillarious is that I literally reacted the same fucking way that asshole did xD
@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 4 жыл бұрын
@Fury255 it's ok because he is white. Welcome to the West my friend!
@100bruinsrule
@100bruinsrule 5 жыл бұрын
I get really bad second-hand embarrassment, so this was hard to sit through the clips from the show, but Marcus and Megan had me literally laughing out loud, so it was much easier lol thanks for the good video
@regularusername5516
@regularusername5516 5 жыл бұрын
Usually I can't handle it, but omg they actually removed a lot of the embarrassment, love them
@anaccount4354
@anaccount4354 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually divorced." *W O O O O O O W*
@erichawkins7391
@erichawkins7391 5 жыл бұрын
*Owen Wilson intensifies*
@andressotil4671
@andressotil4671 4 жыл бұрын
Y O U S L U T
@TheBoxingNinja
@TheBoxingNinja 4 жыл бұрын
You said your vows, how can I ever trust you!
@cccycling5835
@cccycling5835 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBoxingNinja Statistically, if his goal is to get married and have kids, a divorced 36 year old is a bad choice to begin with. However, living your life by the statistics doesn’t sound like much of a life.
@CheesecattleMacklesbee
@CheesecattleMacklesbee Жыл бұрын
@@cccycling5835 8 out of 10 divorces are instigated by women, knowing that doesn't make life hard to live it just means if the woman you've found isn't 2 out of 10 she's not worth looking for marriage with
@Z3R0M0N5T3R
@Z3R0M0N5T3R 5 жыл бұрын
I can consistently depend on you guys to make cringe watchable with your commentary.
@spooki9
@spooki9 5 жыл бұрын
“COSMANAUT QUICKIE!!!!”
@l0rdparzival954
@l0rdparzival954 5 жыл бұрын
JMG - Playz I bet they had a cosmonaut quickie
@k.-flynn
@k.-flynn 5 жыл бұрын
@@l0rdparzival954 its pronounced quiche
@CUniverse
@CUniverse 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, Sarah, if you see this... Hey.
@ac8911
@ac8911 5 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear that joke about Greek Mythology?
@psv2
@psv2 5 жыл бұрын
No dude, no! Run. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!
@fantabulousstar4722
@fantabulousstar4722 4 жыл бұрын
"I wanna see you again" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
@captaincrisis226
@captaincrisis226 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah's last line though. Plus, I kinda hate the guy who offended Gurky
@leemer
@leemer 5 жыл бұрын
Gurky sucks
@oshin33anika
@oshin33anika 5 жыл бұрын
@@leemer wtf why???
@leemer
@leemer 5 жыл бұрын
@@oshin33anika She got awfully defensive when that one guy said he felt bad for her parents for having to participate in a prearranged wedding. If she thinks prearranged weddings are so great, what would she say if her parents forced her to marry that guy? She's a hypocrite and she wanted to start an argument there. Now I'm not going to defend any of what the guy said later, but hating prearranged marriages isn't racist and I hate that she made it into that. Also her name is stupid.
@pknv3
@pknv3 5 жыл бұрын
I don't, prearranged marriage is horrible
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 5 жыл бұрын
Liam Moriarty well she said it was prearranged it doesn’t mean it was forced, prearranged could mean they consented to the marriage. A prearranged marriage isn’t wrong as long as the partners consent, a forced marriage however is wrong of course.
@gwynjustice6664
@gwynjustice6664 5 жыл бұрын
The amount of pauses I needed to make to react is astounding. I'm amazed I'm not still watching this. Good shit guys!
@David-xn9mu
@David-xn9mu 5 жыл бұрын
i had to pause this video to laugh awkwardly to myself and look around the empty room like 'is anyone else seeing this?' more times than i cared to count, but i couldn't stop watching
@Kuroganekisaki
@Kuroganekisaki 3 жыл бұрын
17:00 "So there's this professor, he... He turns himself into a pickle."
@gabasaurussgaming9277
@gabasaurussgaming9277 2 жыл бұрын
This is something I would do lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Scifiguy11th
@Scifiguy11th 5 жыл бұрын
God I'd fall so hard for Sara, despite knowing my body would never be found.
@unhelpfulrevelations7989
@unhelpfulrevelations7989 5 жыл бұрын
shit i'd ignore all red flags if i had the slim chance to get with somebody like that irl
@Scifiguy11th
@Scifiguy11th 5 жыл бұрын
@@unhelpfulrevelations7989 exactly
@GummyDinosaursify
@GummyDinosaursify 5 жыл бұрын
Stop it. Get some help.
@kathylennerds750
@kathylennerds750 5 жыл бұрын
Hey yall? Don't.
@DrowsyBean
@DrowsyBean 5 жыл бұрын
I’d have to kill her. She gave me a migraine she was so ditsy and annoying. I can’t blame any of the guys for not liking her
@jamesayewale5695
@jamesayewale5695 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the two are having the time of their lives.
@AD-wz6nd
@AD-wz6nd 5 жыл бұрын
Being opposed to arranged marriage isn’t racist... everything else he said was though lmao. Edit: Also, I would kill for you two commenting on this to be a series.
@mel818
@mel818 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you that he wasn't racist, he really was awful tho.
@canibezeroun1988
@canibezeroun1988 5 жыл бұрын
I think he flipped when she objected to kids and said she didn't love the first guy. He should have walked out sooner
@BeaIEngio
@BeaIEngio 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, not racist, but not very culturally astute. He nearly fell off his chair in disbelief, eyes boggling at this 'baffling' concept of arranged marriage, which is actually pretty common in my parent's generation. He must have made her feel like a martian freak, when actually he should be embarassed for being so sheltered and rude. Imagine trying to integrate him into your life and wider family. He'd be a disrespectful, bumbling liability. He's clearly not interested or receptive to cultural variety and proved that he sees the differences as ailments rather than content. I mean really, how did he grow up in the UK and that's the first indian he's met with arranged parents. He may not be overtly racist but probably a mild, covert one and certainly an ill refined tool.
@srikanthboddapati3832
@srikanthboddapati3832 5 жыл бұрын
It’s racist because if it goes against his cultural bias it’s somehow wrong or horrible. It’s a bigoted position.
@DINGDONGDANIEL3
@DINGDONGDANIEL3 5 жыл бұрын
doom Lol you’re simply immature if you think that’s true.
@Whiteythereaper
@Whiteythereaper Жыл бұрын
My toxic trait is looking at Sarah and thinking "I could fix her"
@bryansantos814
@bryansantos814 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. I feel validated she's such a quirky little cutie I'm in love with her I think
@jwood8769
@jwood8769 Жыл бұрын
Bro no. The psycho in her is to much. She’s unfixable. She’s two exes away from stabbing someone.
@perezo27
@perezo27 Жыл бұрын
whiteytheripper nooooo
@aterribleperson9119
@aterribleperson9119 Жыл бұрын
i could let her make me worse tbh
@underwurld
@underwurld 5 жыл бұрын
This whole time I thought Marcus was gay. Oops.
@robotfreshpies
@robotfreshpies 5 жыл бұрын
Same!
@Ziaotic
@Ziaotic 5 жыл бұрын
n *no.*
@MrMadManMonkey
@MrMadManMonkey 5 жыл бұрын
is he gay tho? WE NEED ANSWERS
@sokei4670
@sokei4670 5 жыл бұрын
i questioned it but he could turn me gay
@GummyDinosaursify
@GummyDinosaursify 5 жыл бұрын
Wishful thinking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@prod.hxrford3896
@prod.hxrford3896 5 жыл бұрын
"me gustah... los bewbies"
@lemon-scented3168
@lemon-scented3168 5 жыл бұрын
Lex?! *leeEEX?!?* It's time to go home, Lex. I'm gonna splash you with water, Lex.
@anenemystand5582
@anenemystand5582 4 жыл бұрын
I've never heard the headache line out in the wild. Man that was crazy
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 5 жыл бұрын
Damn ya dated Terra from Teen Titans?
@phone5579
@phone5579 5 жыл бұрын
JosephDiEgidioIII yes
@nethstar
@nethstar 5 жыл бұрын
wow, you hit that, respectively? Kudos...to the both of you.
@yanndylan2239
@yanndylan2239 5 жыл бұрын
Gender equality😂.
@TwelvetreeZ
@TwelvetreeZ 5 жыл бұрын
I know! Meghan was complaining that all the people were too hot on the show, and I was like "Mate, YOU'RE hot too!!"
@leemer
@leemer 5 жыл бұрын
Respectively? You mean respectfully?
@de132
@de132 5 жыл бұрын
@@leemer Both adverbs work, but would change the context. Respectively would imply "to both of you" Respectfully ... You know
@leemer
@leemer 5 жыл бұрын
@@de132 respectively refers to order. There wasn't an order specified. He meant respectively.
@TheHero136
@TheHero136 5 жыл бұрын
Please do a review of the Fantastic Four movies! Rip them apart like you did with the Spider-Man movies. You can give them the final death.
@tendopain2585
@tendopain2585 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@shauryasingh9725
@shauryasingh9725 5 жыл бұрын
@Julian R *Yes.* The first two are way overrated.
@florida_mane6267
@florida_mane6267 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT ABOUT A VIDEO ON HOW REM LEZAR IS THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER
@nicolasbiller7486
@nicolasbiller7486 5 жыл бұрын
@Julian R X Men movies represent the best and the worst of superhero movies
@unlimited-edge
@unlimited-edge 5 жыл бұрын
Good thing the fantastic 4 movies are actually bad
@MegaFool2010
@MegaFool2010 4 жыл бұрын
"she doesn't look thirtysix!" "yeah, cus she isn't white..." as a latina in germany, i can confirm haha
@ham456
@ham456 4 жыл бұрын
It's all about genes not the color of your skin. Darker skin may hide more wrinkles but I've seen a lot of old white people look a lot younger than what they were. Generalization is very annoying
@user-up8jj4wj4i
@user-up8jj4wj4i 4 жыл бұрын
Ham imagine being black and having to live with it everyday.
@ham456
@ham456 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-up8jj4wj4i Live with what?
@pathetic2399
@pathetic2399 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-up8jj4wj4i Every race is generalized you dumb ass. I’m also black and I can acknowledge that not only black people have to deal with that sort of thing. It’s just something people do. Generalize. All the time.
@FPSBuzz
@FPSBuzz 3 жыл бұрын
@jamar reid you also seem extremely arrogant. Nothing wrong with being kind my guy
@HTPCYMC
@HTPCYMC 5 жыл бұрын
That’s how dating shows work
@dzurgon
@dzurgon 5 жыл бұрын
What, is this supposed to be a that’s how mafia works joke? What? What the hell gamer gunk? Wtf is that! Gtfo of here with that terrible comment! How does that even have likes??? What?
@lilfellavids
@lilfellavids 5 жыл бұрын
How to properly clean your metal computer u weird
@xgalaxy5071
@xgalaxy5071 5 жыл бұрын
ben23 bro chill it’s a comment it’s not a big deal XD
@TommFoolery
@TommFoolery 5 жыл бұрын
@@xgalaxy5071 I think he's joking
@beezlebubrip3007
@beezlebubrip3007 5 жыл бұрын
NANI!!!! SHINDIRU How can this be,some sort of instant transmission or can it be molecular disruption or reality’s are colliding how are you here as well I must do more research
@dtoonergames7450
@dtoonergames7450 5 жыл бұрын
meg and markus are too funny wtf how do I sign up to be their friend
@unhelpfulrevelations7989
@unhelpfulrevelations7989 5 жыл бұрын
marcus is one of the few men on earth i'd consider having sex with and megan is... megan
@Mzbonezz
@Mzbonezz 5 жыл бұрын
i would also like to sign up. plz. thx.
@dtoonergames7450
@dtoonergames7450 5 жыл бұрын
Unhelpful Revelations as a raging bisexual girl, I’d be down with both of them ljfhfmffo
@CNRhKXtreme
@CNRhKXtreme 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that one lady believes in *CORE VALUES.* Also, if you have your own dating show, please call it Make Me Cosmonut.
@diegodoumecq5144
@diegodoumecq5144 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment. Period.
@caitlynmarie2677
@caitlynmarie2677 4 жыл бұрын
So she’s just an accurate, real life “manic pixie dream girl”..! And her friends were definitely trying to find some poor dude to pawn her off on. Trouble is, she’s just too unlikable in too many ways... sorry, Sarah.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
Except without the pixie dream girl so she's just manic.
@caitlynmarie2677
@caitlynmarie2677 4 жыл бұрын
Xehanort10 Yes, that puts the nail on the head, thank you :)
@GonzoCiosain
@GonzoCiosain 4 жыл бұрын
She's 100% going to kill her husband at some point lol
@caitlynmarie2677
@caitlynmarie2677 4 жыл бұрын
Nick Roeding I can definitely see that. That girl has a temper she tries to hide, bound to come out eventually especially when you’re a “special snowflake” type 😉
@minatoyuki4800
@minatoyuki4800 3 жыл бұрын
@@caitlynmarie2677 Flight attendents are always secretly crazy
@kbg12ila
@kbg12ila 5 жыл бұрын
This video has ended and now I'm sad.
@fartcriminals9623
@fartcriminals9623 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot the name of his friend but she’s my favorite character in the cosmonaut variety hour anime.
@Mauricekaip
@Mauricekaip 4 жыл бұрын
O followers 0 videos Megan
@JV-mm2yf
@JV-mm2yf 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mauricekaip hehe I saw what you did with it's name ;)
@horse5178
@horse5178 5 жыл бұрын
10:17 The most uncomfortable moment, featuring a hilarious cut-off Marcus scream
@joedavies9373
@joedavies9373 4 жыл бұрын
please do this for the 'love is blind' Netflix show
@BaileyZKerr
@BaileyZKerr 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god INFINITE thumbs up
@televisiontunnelvision3303
@televisiontunnelvision3303 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Please do this
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