The Most Awkward Dating Show Ever

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[@newsystembad]

"These two are too normal. Too normal together, I need some weird shit." This should be an object lesson in being careful what you wish for.

[@na-gw4sj]

That's so true.

[@youcantbeatk7006]

"I'm going to go home and masturbate."

[@ac8911]

I'm gonna give you some *ADVICE* Don't *EVER* tell a woman to *RELAX*

[@cooperk.3560]

"You still wanna hear that joke about Greek mythology?"

[@mew1023]

Monkey's Paw curled into a fist with that one lmao

[@Maxisamo1]

"Weeeeee dateeeeed" *Awkard levels enhancing* "Don't say that" *Awkward levels MAXIMIZED*

[@bluesteele5786]

*ALERT: AWKWARD CONTAINMENT UNIT HAS BEEN DESTROYED*

[@kanohikiril4874]

Maximzed *thinks of beast wars* YESSSSSSSS

[@DAZED_VII]

That was the mostest cringe

[@landonhough6905]

Did they actually date?

[@thelegendaryhusquin9906]

@@landonhough6905 Yes

[@Unrealrandomdude]

Megan: “Omg I feel so bad for her” Marcus: “This is the best show”

[@milkyman3021]

Unrealrandomdude I know right

[@Jonboi-jh3xc]

You weren’t kidding about that second hand embarrassment warning

[@red_hood1493]

For true

[@thrawn4emp]

And yet it still doesn't feel like enough of a warning 😭😭😭

[@axeldiaz7960]

4 years later this is still difficult to watch at certain points lmao

[@j-rey-]

​@@axeldiaz7960 For real. I still can't watch this. When the dude makes a suggestive comment about d**pthroating, and the girl just excuses herself from the situation 😬... my feet curl up like the Wicked Witch of the East when she is crushed under the house, and I disappear into a plume of ash in the wind.

[@jdavis.]

I would literally watch a whole KZbin channel of you two reviewing bad TV. This is incredible.

[@alexmaysse607]

We all would ,we all would

[@LithmusEarth]

I wanted more, so much more, it just ends.

[@randomsleepyness]

@@LithmusEarth I think the full track is on patron!

[@jordanntare3208]

Ameeeeen

[@YamsOnToast]

Yes

[@bellabozied7303]

“He thinks pet peeve...” *realization dawns on all of us*

[@Xehanort10]

The minute it hit me that he thought pet peeves meant pets he didn't like I started laughing. She meant "What annoys you in a relationship" but he didn't get that for some reason.

[@Nootathotep]

amazing comedic timing

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Himbo energy

[@CookedCrispy22]

The moment they said pet peeve my dog named peeve came in the room thinking I called him

[@jvnxiie2441]

@@CookedCrispy22 holy Shit u have a pet peeve I love it if ur serious

[@thesolidsalad7338]

Me: They'd be gre- Her: "We already dated" Me: Oh..

[@joyisntfunny]

right, 10secs into the vid I'm like "are they together?"

[@DrDolan2000]

Except it's past tense, so they're probably just friends Which is fine

[@themylcman1208]

thats a big sad....

[@the1theonlyg248]

*O o o o o o o o O O o o o o f*

[@batbird8080]

Hello darkness my old friend...

[@thatsallreviews]

"we dated." " *DON'T SAY THAT.* "

[@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness]

I was not prepared for that hilarious remark. I had to pause the video to finish laughing.

[@Waltersop]

so is she his girlfriend?

[@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness]

@@Waltersop No. She said "Dated" as in past tense.

[@Targisvear]

Cosmonaut is as dead inside when she says that as the first episode guy anytime Victoria talks. I love it.

[@gagehackett9029]

Poor guy

[@24FramesOfNick]

Lex isn’t subtle AT ALLLL

[@florida_mane6267]

review my dad's divorce papers please

[@chrissullivan6572]

No time for games when you want the D.

[@k.-flynn]

he doesnt play games

[@Regene2383]

24 Frames Of Nick I love you uwu

[@danieljf1]

This video was so good wtf. We need moooore

[@pointlessgarbage8587]

At first I thought this WASN’T a Spider-Man vid then I realized Gwen and Miles hosted the video

[@thehomiedan6378]

Bruh lol

[@edseiya]

wtf.....

[@Valleyraven007]

Yeah he even said no more spiderman vids, what a liar

[@jamalhartley5863]

Yeah I can see it.

[@MerlynwestVII]

Yes my guy yes

[@BlackKatKam]

I want this Netflix show to get a season 2 just so we can get another episode of this.

[@Duzzer_One]

Fuck yes lol

[@saltyseadog4719]

Agreed

[@AfroPlaylist]

yooooo this shit was GOOOOOLLLLLDDDD lmao!

[@Buns-ll2vm]

Kamau Reed pppplllleeeaaaaassssseeeee

[@dynamicduck8803]

Same dude

[@AlisterTate]

Marcus: She's gorgeous. Meghan: She's so CUTE. Me: *Is that Ezra Miller?*

[@DeRM0907]

Yooooooooo

[@ThutoMolefi]

@@DeRM0907 * Searches Ezra Miller in new tab * O_O *YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@kylebear8101]

I THOUGHT SO TOO

[@TheLeemur48]

...this hasn’t aged that great

[@fil1032]

@@TheLeemur48 That video looks fake

[@Wixhael]

Watching the show is painful. Watching Marcus and Meghan watch this show is the best thing I've seen all week.

[@buschacha]

Hell yeah. I'd never watch that show, but this was fantastic. I'll take six seasons and a movie of this please.

[@Lonewulf321]

Jesus it wasn’t that bad lmao

[@DeathNoPain]

Went back and watch it without there commentary and this show sucks without them tbh

[@varsityreviews707]

I feel like I’m doomed to be on this show one day.

[@Henlak-]

3 years later, still waiting for more

[@jinmah944]

“I’m a private investigator” “He’s a WHAT?

[@snvcchs]

Sketched out for the rest of the date

[@natscott27]

He’s play 4D chess

[@Tonberry88]

My entire body coiled up after that last chick started "Hey, Hi, Wanna hear that greek mythology joke?"

[@fangthunder3203]

Tonberry88 yeah i didn’t understand that part can you explain pls

[@Tonberry88]

@@fangthunder3203 She seems to be pretty awkward so maybe she either wasn't expecting the kiss to happen, it was better than she expected, or maybe too aggressive? She is just a quirky/awkward girl.

[@aneborjesson6323]

I thought it was the cutest reaction^^

[@thebossmana]

@@aneborjesson6323 You sir or mam have a danger in the form of a significant other in the future lol. That girl is clearly a ticking insanity time bomb

[@chrisknight5699]

I would of been pissed a said " no! Look I'm really looking forward to Fucking you so quit with the cutsie pie Bull Shit! " we doing this or NO?

[@bennettanderson9839]

I love how Marcus just thrashes about whenever he laughs. *Which is very often.*

[@jungtothehuimang]

That Tiffany girl looks like that big mouth snapchat filter in real life and it makes me so uncomfortable

[@vagelismel]

Imagine Her WITH The Filter...

[@dashman8499]

It’s kinda hot not gonna lie

[@Last-Surprise]

@@dashman8499 wtf bro xD

[@dashman8499]

OH YEAH NO idk man I’m not proud hahaha big mouths are hot

[@madwaluigi7272]

Please don't fetishisize big mouths

[@raymond-reviews]

Discount Miles Morales and Gwen Stacey is the best way to describe you two.

[@punctuationman334]

Raymond Reviews if miles and Gwen lost their powers and failed at life.

[@brachialtick6539]

I hate her voice

[@thomasjefferson2813]

@@brachialtick6539 meghan's voice?

[@brachialtick6539]

@@thomasjefferson2813 Yeah

[@brachialtick6539]

@@thomasjefferson2813 i mean i have nothing against her its just that her voice annoys me a lot

[@isabelah3023]

The ‘visible white confusion’ killed me

[@saltyseadog4719]

Really nigga jk

[@SiminaDar]

@Fury255 Dude, chill. The joke is most western white majority cultures don't do arranged marriage and are thoroughly baffled by cultures that do.

[@davidj3841]

@@SiminaDar Oh boy how wrong you are. While we don't do it nowadays (thank fucking god) it was the shit back in the day. My grandparents were in an arranged marrige and they (well only my grandma now) aren't even that old.

[@DraconisMarchVII]

Arranged marriages ARE shitty though.

[@adomaster123]

Fury255 cry me a river, snowflake.

[@lillir5519]

'On the Sarah episode' "These two are too normal together, I need some weird shit -" Famous last words my dude, famous last words

[@aerial11]

Honestly, I was about to bail like they did with the last thing she said

[@d-rgk2477]

I honestly love her she’s so cute WTF guys cmon

[@UnrealGemini]

@@d-rgk2477 No she is crazy.

[@d-rgk2477]

UnrealGemini crazy can be cute... *sad noise*

[@astoldbynickgerr]

D-RgK Pink that’s _OOF_ thinking

[@luizfernandodonascimento3413]

"I chew very loud and that's..." Me leaving before the sentence is even finished.

[@merkules6]

This is what happens when parents think everything their kid does is cute and makes excuses for their disgusting habits instead of correcting them. They grow up and think it's okay to chew loudly or to be obnoxious.

[@sarajoachim2186]

@@merkules6 Seriously. "It's because I enjoy the food" no dear it's because no one ever taught you table manners.

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@sarajoachim2186 The "I eat noisily because I enjoy the food" is only acceptable if you were raised in East Asia. And even then it's _thin ice._

[@josephg6611]

@@GoddoDoggo idc if you are from the moon, that shit is a NO to me lol

[@wavewasher3894]

I eat with my mouth open when I eat mostly hot food, but can you imagine eating candy with your mouth closed

[@Valinor1425]

markus is just dead inside now

[@Afrotistic]

I wonder when the last time Markus felt alive was

[@arno1071]

@@Afrotistic the gods themself don't remenber that time

[@VapricKnight]

Arno Gama you’re underestimating the power of Ed

[@rodanhibiki5980]

MunchingFlamebit Except when we was inside Meagan.

[@CanterlotCrusader]

He looks no different than usual tho...

[@Bam5000000]

"And we Dated!" And the plot thickens.....

[@isthatajojosreference5146]

*Thiccens

[@Add183]

My compassion for that old lady was lost when she admitted to cheating on her husband who had a stroke

[@Xehanort10]

Yeah that's low. "My husband had a stroke? Better cheat on him."

[@GoddoDoggo]

I know that "cheated on husband who had a stroke" sounds really garbage and cruel, but just for the sake of being a Devil's Advocate, I want to mention that my aunt's ex-husband had a stroke at the age of 59, after which she spent almost 3 years caring for and nursing him while working full time. Meanwhile he had pulled a 180 in personality and treated her like garbage the entire time. When she divorced him for the sake of her own well-being, everyone thought she was evil. I know people think very highly of the whole "through sickness and in health" vow, but it's a lot different when you're being drained like a vampire victim.

[@jarrydgasson1802]

@@GoddoDoggo absolutely thank you for saying this

[@MichaelThompson-ux6nn]

@@GoddoDoggo but in her case she wanted yo fuel some sort of desire from her husband. Not everyone can commit to something taking car of a handicapped person for the rest of their life. But atleast have decency like your relative to let them know that and divorce or move on from the relationship.

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@MichaelThompson-ux6nn Oh, I don't disagree with that. My assumption is that she didn't divorce him out of guilt, like, "If I divorce him he'll be in dire straits, but also this relationship is not fulfilling." Humans aren't super great at thinking things through rationally, or making good decisions. Also I did say I was playing "devil's advocate."

[@MystiqMiu]

Lessons? 1. Don't talk too much 2. Don't be horny on main 3. Don't be insensitive to someone else's life experience 4. Laugh at the frog joke This was great, hope to see more~~ 💕💕

[@mermaidtingzzz]

Lolol! Exactly, notes were taken. I have one more: Relax! (Here's looking at Sarah and the angry white guy).

[@LoveMyUnusual]

I can ignore rule #4. It's not worth it 😂

[@PowerSpirit50]

I don't get the frog joke.

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@PowerSpirit50 I took it as this: the Swedish prof is trying to seem like he's conducting this amazing experiment on the frog's hearing, but it's obvious that the frog can't jump because he's crippled, not because he can't hear. Still a stupid joke. 😅

[@PowerSpirit50]

@@LoveMyUnusual Why was he Swedish? Jag fattar inte anledningen.

[@3ur0maticz3ro4]

"Give me straight up gin and 20 olives. I wanna see god tonight baby." Edit:I ain't thanking yall for the likes, Thanking is for Spiderman 3 lovers

[@xxxMaliceandMiseryxx]

Jonah Pierson I don’t know who this girl is but she’s fucking HILARIOUS and I wanna be friends with her

[@milkyman3021]

xxxMaliceandMiseryxx her names megan if you go to any podcast app and look up cosmonaut variety podcast she is in most episodes

[@sIurz]

I will harvest organs from youth of south dakota you have a discord?

[@3ur0maticz3ro4]

@@sIurz yes

[@sIurz]

I will harvest organs from youth of south dakota what’s your name? (On discord)

[@lukesguywalker]

sarah, sarah, sarah. 😬 she’s like those weirdly intense theatre kids you go to school with that you avoid talking to because you know the conversation will last like thirty minutes

[@wildboyz359]

CoreOfTheStar that’s too fucking relatable

[@RicochetForce]

Sarah is the very definition of high strung, yipes. Surprisingly little things set her off.

[@KennethLyVideography]

I am a theater kid and still being in theater groups in my 20s. I can tell you for sure. She's exactly like those theater kids... no theater adults... they don't really change xD.

[@ladtheoneandonly4980]

@@KennethLyVideography Can tell you don't change from kid to adult by the way you used xD

[@MasterOfInfinity]

Bryce C I keep seeing users with the same profile picture. Where is it from?

[@Crimsontears83]

Bam and Gurkey sounds like something that comes on between Adventure Time and The Amazing World of Gumball...

[@jasonwillows5239]

It sounds like someone trying to describe what they want in their sandwich, but they're having a stroke

[@jerrygodeep4787]

@@jasonwillows5239 somethings wrong with my sense of humor cause I thought that was hilarious.

[@Chowdboy]

@@jerrygodeep4787 Same here man, same here.

[@tullerusk987]

We need more Meghan, shes so funny ! " No one can ever trust you, how can you ever live with yourself because you are DIVORCEEEEED" X)

[@88Sofft]

definetly x^ D

[@LoveMyUnusual]

The way her eyebrows furrow when she laughs gets me every time. 😂 But, side note, Gerkhee (SP?) handled that like a champ. She held her ground well, dude was an immature asshole. I hope she's doing well.

[@mel818]

@@LoveMyUnusual yeah, dude made her ex get rid of her cat cause he didn't like it and then dumped her. wtf.

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@mel818 You lost me. Do you mean his ex?

[@Moony1568]

Mel Wtf are you talking about?

[@squireoflink]

LOL "He's an immortal Private Investigator". Dont mind me, stealing that for my D&D campaign

[@RikuVA]

Zak Krepps Not if I steal it _first_ bucko! (Lol glad I’m not the only one who thought about the perfection that character would be)

[@rainingcomplete3018]

Zak Krepps I’ll solve the case eventually. Your great grand kids will be thankful

[@joelaguirre2037]

Holy shit great idea! So using that!

[@ScuzoidMelee]

Holy shit was this great. Under no circumstances was I going to watch this Netflix show, but this commentary ALMOST makes me want to give it a shot. Much love.

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

almost haha but Marcus and Megan's voices and wisecracks are literally smooth enough to nut to so I'd probably enjoy them narrating olympic curling

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

Also Marcus' laugh is fucking contagious 🤣

[@mel818]

I actually watched it after this and it was hilarious thinking of their comments.

[@NoMADnecro]

Sarah... is just the most insane type of woman and I completely understood where her friends were coming from by the end of the episode to the point that I thought her friends really downplayed her lol

[@jakwinner1000]

Damn Marcus looks like he is in so much pain

[@astropunch101]

As if he’s never been

[@efx6166]

Hey is your profile pic from One Piece?

[@S.R.A.B0XER]

I'm only 45 seconds in and I'm already almost dead.

[@toddzombie8777]

I wish people who used "I'm dead" or "almost died" really would fucking die.

[@S.R.A.B0XER]

Jeez dude, need to talk?

[@patrickinverness]

As someone who REALLY suffers from secondhand embarrassment, I had to watch THIS thirty seconds at a time. Jesus. Thank you for your service.

[@yamesswole2816]

I normally don't get second hand embarrassment, but those last 5 minutes were so bad that I had to take a break every few seconds

[@fangsabre]

"Visible white confusion" Somebody needs to make a meme of that screenshot

[@thiccerthanthiccsilver4045]

Fangsabre I am doing that right now

[@CaptainCJ97]

Your pic tho

[@melodiechartier5173]

hummmm what!!!!

[@fangsabre]

@UCFGORBxnjk44CdrluNPXiDA I'm not saying anything bad, just that they're a little confused lol

[@fangsabre]

@@CaptainCJ97 personally I think its *SMASHING*

[@tvremotefoutainpen3995]

I’ve watched this video 5 time please do more show reactions like this but only you two

[@Rando_Nobody]

Agreed. This actually makes me feel better about my insomnia.

[@rjones0429]

Yes!!!!

[@lukeengelhardt6454]

WAIT. Two people that dated. AND STILL HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER?!?! What has happened to my high school perception of dating?!?!?!

[@lunasperidot8760]

It's a lot more common than people think

[@MarkQuick0411]

That’s literally most of my friends lol It’s not that hard it hurts a bit but you accept it sometimes friend zones are good Unless you fuckup

[@YouGot2BeKitten]

I'm still friends with like all my ex's. It's pretty common. There's a reason you picked these people to date. You obviously had some kind of connection and enjoyed each other's company. Just cause things didn't work out with you guys as a couple doesn't mean you have to never see each other again.

[@lukeengelhardt6454]

Yeah that whole sentence blew my mind. Again I’m only in high school but every friend I have with an ex is either weirdly bitter or... afraid. Actually now that I think about the afraid ones I should probably be concerned.

[@cliff9092]

@@lukeengelhardt6454 trust me never be friends with your ex. It makes no sense just move on. It ended for a reason.

[@dyldragon1]

Why is this show shot so good. It's like the Planet Earth of Trashy Dating Shows

[@LoveMyUnusual]

I know, it's so weird. I'm used to the low quality cameras and hilarious cheesy editing of Blind Date 😂😂😂

[@Menfhis24]

With the way it was shot I thought this was like some kind of drama story but then when I started hearing them speak like normal people I started thinking “wait is this real?”

[@MrShinyArceus]

That Netflix budget

[@tosha4802]

dyldragon1 the way it’s shot is so good but the show is so bad its entertaining

[@JoshBGarfinkel]

It’s fake. Scripted. Planned.

[@nervousgiraffe9876]

“So this is like an Indian thingg...” Megan: “Oh my gaaaawwwddd” Marcus: *incoherent screeching while entering rigor mortis*

[@FortalezaBoxing]

I was half asleep and had to sit up and put my glasses on when that shit happened

[@st3althyone]

That was fucking brutal, and totally uncalled for, what a fucking asshole!

[@ForestGreenSharpie]

that guy has never met someone other than straight white guys that is the only explanation for that

[@melodiechartier5173]

@@ForestGreenSharpie reverse racism much,..

[@ForestGreenSharpie]

@@melodiechartier5173 im literally white

[@CrazyBombWorld]

That's the ending I was not expecting, i give you that !

[@trashboi_yosuke3320]

HOLY SHIT IT'S CRAZYBOMB WORLD I-

[@danrib4048]

DANS LE PASSEY

[@boubacarfall1759]

Nooo wayyy CRAZY BOMB!!! DANS LE PASSE

[@jamesluma4556]

​@@trashboi_yosuke3320GHOST RIDING THE WHIP CRAZY TAXI

[@totallynotsam7844]

This is actually one of my favorite episodes you’ve ever done

[@clint-webb]

It was hilarious, they should definitely do more.

[@jooj3596]

“And we dated” *Marcus has lost 5 soul

[@earth1883]

Humanity Lost

[@grewdordon]

“Bam is a stupid name.” *Cries in professional basketball player, Bam Adebayo*

[@GoddoDoggo]

Says the guy whose name is two letters away from Drew Gooden.

[@grewdordon]

Touché. But if you did your research, then I actually have the same name as an NBA player. He was a really shitty basketball player, but he was still in the NBA.

[@trapattack9661]

Okay okay I know this is rude but I immediately thought of Bam Ada boy

[@ktownshutdown21]

*cries in Bam Magera* Okay bad example.

[@grewdordon]

Is any example really that good?

[@GabeVillarrealTV]

“I’m so sad for her!” “This is the best show ever” Freaking love everything about this 😂😂

[@keenanmccarty9925]

Leonard is a god. A hero. The REAL master Xehanort. He’s playing so many Ds of chess, I don’t even know what game he’s playing.

[@alonzopowell9544]

At this point there's so many D's, calling it chess is questionable.

[@yamesswole2816]

@@alonzopowell9544 He has transcended letters at this point

[@maxargentum5001]

Even the intelligent and magical Goofy Goof cannot outthink him

[@psv2]

Leonard's the Pimp of Time and Space

[@cynmila08]

That Sarah chick may have actually been insane lol

[@alligatorboy2000]

As a girl with certifiably terrible taste in women and a talent for dating girls who turn out to be batshit crazy, can verify: Sarah is 100% my type.

[@lydiam95]

Was looking for this comment, same. I would be infatuated w her

[@paulonhisphone]

meg I know you have good reasons for rarely appearing in videos, BUT when you do it always brightens my day.

[@thrawngames6282]

This has been the most I've laughed watching a KZbin video in literal months

[@mad_the_monk]

This was great video - would love to see more of this format

[@arno1071]

There's already more

[@jkblohm9899]

I dig the new visual format too. Love their reactions lol

[@tee_nanners]

Hey dude, wanted to say I'm loving the comedic chemistry between you two. You two are hilarious and I'm looking forward to more commentary.

[@crecremew]

"Pet peeve is the pet you don't like" I'm crying.

[@notVikkg]

The man that kissed Sarah was found dead 2 weeks later...

[@infinitedeathloop5517]

Source?

[@pluckee]

Super Savage Akira whoosh

[@comicculture5410]

@@infinitedeathloop5517 r/woooosh

[@jokarpinski22]

I'm pretty sure the Sarah episode was season 2 of You .... now available on Netflix.

[@ominouspigeonmaster1571]

@@infinitedeathloop5517 whooosh

[@TY00702]

For real i went to a show in my city and Sarah (that's not her actual name) was doing stand-up. It was surreal.

[@Bibirallie]

TY00702 was she as sensitive as she was on the show?

[@Dr.Turkey]

What's her name? I wanna hear it lol

[@TY00702]

@@Bibirallie she was doing some okay standup

[@TY00702]

@@Dr.Turkey her name i don't remember cause it was 4/20

[@juliahaddon3338]

im sarah's sister lol. her real name is sarah kate haddon, but she goes by sarah haddon. she's a technical recruiter who is programming her own software.

[@TheJaguar135]

Krav McGraw, the lesser known brother of Tim McGraw.

[@Xehanort10]

He sings country songs while hitting Krav Maga moves on people.

[@AkashWShah]

And then there's Krav McGraw hill, which makes martial arts textbooks

[@nikkohewitt8848]

Descendants of Quick Draw McGraw

[@AlonMoiseyev]

His name sounds like Krav Magah, the fighting thing

[@Ccz345]

Rip Marcus’s heart 💔🖤

[@marcusgarcia6463]

B E Don’t say that

[@MarkQuick0411]

Lol gotta make it awkward for an awkward reaction to dating show

[@munch3r2]

*x plays*

[@masaboih]

The frog joke was so bad I just bursted out laughing xD

[@alexmaysse607]

That joke was so funny I forgot to LAUGH

[@chimedemon]

I just......... *4 GOD DAMN FUCKING TIMES*

[@myra_4]

I didn't even get it...

[@kodex9352]

The frog with no legs didnt jump when the professor said to after he jumped before, so he deduced a frog with no legs is deaf Idk what being swedish had to do with it

[@myra_4]

@@kodex9352 Literally nothing then, I would know 'cause I am Swedish

[@babswayne5193]

literally was not prepared for cosmo to be that hot. suddenly I don't disagree with him anymore idk

[@MelancholyMars_]

Babs Wayne omg I know I was like oh damn cosmo what’s up

[@Velkan1396]

You never seen Marcus before?

[@morganqorishchi8181]

None of us were prepared for his hotness, likely not even him.

[@dashman8499]

Babs Wayne id say he’s more cute than hot

[@rebeccadroplet5953]

I knooow right

[@TheDiabeticGameMaster]

Sarah is like a Marvel movie in human skin. She refuses to let a serious situation just exist. She seemingly NEEDS to deflate it and let all of the emotion out of it.

[@theleviathan3902]

FR

[@braxtonluckey3307]

My kinda woman

[@darrenthetuber743]

These two are pretty awkward together and the intro pretty much put the "why" to rest

[@patrickfrench332]

This comment section: 25% Quoting the video 25% Shipping Marcus And Megan 50% recommending bad movies

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

I, You Stupidity I ship them but I didn’t comment about it......wait fuck

[@josh-oo]

@LocalToast Aren't we all slaves to Zog, deep down inside?

[@snakevergil]

100% Spider-Man stuff

[@KickflipDave]

"visible white confusion" made me choke on my IPA . really enjoying the new stuff on this channel

[@wildsharday9652]

Does that really happened to white people, if i make asked.

[@Pranaynaynay]

Oof I feel that Indian girl's pain so much Also, Leonard was such a sweetheartt!!

[@mel818]

@Lord Manhammer She wasn't in a forced relationship at all, my dude, she and her ex knew each other for a long time so they started dating and eventually both felt pressured to marry cause, in their culture, it's the appropriate thing to do after dating for so long. She was in love with him but she wasn't sure about marriage. They divorced cause he cheated on her. She doesn't get angry when Jerk criticizes arranged marriages but she's visibly uncomfortable when he criticizes *her parents* marriage and yet she handles it very well (saying that her parents have her and his brother so they're happy about being married). She actually agrees that arranged marriages are crazy, and she mentions culture clash when he doesn't understand why she and her ex felt pressured to marry; he doesn't understand how anyone could ever feel that way (which isn't really that hard to empathize with) and she explains the pressure came from their family and friends cause it's a cultural thing. Dude handles things pretty bad, IMO, and is very rude to her. She's opening up to him and admitting to past mistakes and he criticizes her harshly, clearly enjoying the moral superiority he's feeling. and THEN he gets offended when she says "Clearly we're not seeing each other again but let's try to understand each other..." and he walks out.

[@blackanimelover18]

@Lord Manhammer you are clearly a Eugene

[@Icerope-km9lu]

I still can’t get over the fact that the dude gave her a limit on puns

[@eiRagnaRok]

I don't think this is going to be that much cringe 5 minutes later *CRAWLING ON THE WALL TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CRINGE*

[@Lonewulf321]

Argarsan you guys have low tolerance for cringe

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

I adore their friendship! They're extremely funny lol Marcus was super dead inside when she mentioned they dated tho f

[@jacobreyes6780]

@Thot Slayer seems like they are good friende

[@Airboy66]

Cant be more cringey than high school dating

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Airboy66 you know....you make a fair point

[@elilazaro6155]

Three words; middle schoolers dating.

[@digitaldj471]

@@elilazaro6155 Have you seen elementary school dating. Effin CRINGEY

[@lorenpeterson5255]

Esp long term high school relationships

[@elilazaro6155]

Digital DJ I don’t think that really counts as “dating” tbh, but yeah I agree.

[@redeagle338]

3 years later and this video is still a comedic masterpiece

[@LordBigSlime]

I can't believe that dude knows Tim McGraw's brother Krav McGraw

[@jsibbs08]

Haha I see you, I see you.

[@apseudonym]

i almost spilled my tea in my lap

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@apseudonym I almost choked on my cereal

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

yo what about Bonesaw McGraw?

[@LoveMyUnusual]

@@unhelpfulrevelations7989 LMAO Bonesaw is reeeeaaaady

[@SwogFrog]

>Visible white confusion amazing

[@GideonMadu]

@The Bandog how is it racist?

[@brandonneal6659]

@@GideonMadu The Bandog dude has commented "Racist" on every comment talking about the visible white confusion thing lol He's just a troll a lazy one at that lol. Even though as a white dude I thought that was the funniest part of that date lol The rest was sad at how rude the white guy was lol

[@GideonMadu]

@@brandonneal6659 oh ok. Thx for clearing it up

[@Velkan1396]

What's fucking hillarious is that I literally reacted the same fucking way that asshole did xD

[@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506]

@Fury255 it's ok because he is white. Welcome to the West my friend!

[@100bruinsrule]

I get really bad second-hand embarrassment, so this was hard to sit through the clips from the show, but Marcus and Megan had me literally laughing out loud, so it was much easier lol thanks for the good video

[@regularusername5516]

Usually I can't handle it, but omg they actually removed a lot of the embarrassment, love them

[@anaccount4354]

"I'm actually divorced." *W O O O O O O W*

[@erichawkins7391]

*Owen Wilson intensifies*

[@andressotil4671]

Y O U S L U T

[@TheBoxingNinja]

You said your vows, how can I ever trust you!

[@cccycling5835]

@@TheBoxingNinja Statistically, if his goal is to get married and have kids, a divorced 36 year old is a bad choice to begin with. However, living your life by the statistics doesn’t sound like much of a life.

[@CheesecattleMacklesbee]

@@cccycling5835 8 out of 10 divorces are instigated by women, knowing that doesn't make life hard to live it just means if the woman you've found isn't 2 out of 10 she's not worth looking for marriage with

[@Z3R0M0N5T3R]

I can consistently depend on you guys to make cringe watchable with your commentary.

[@spooki9]

“COSMANAUT QUICKIE!!!!”

[@l0rdparzival954]

JMG - Playz I bet they had a cosmonaut quickie

[@k.-flynn]

@@l0rdparzival954 its pronounced quiche

[@CUniverse]

Hey, Sarah, if you see this... Hey.

[@ac8911]

Wanna hear that joke about Greek Mythology?

[@psv2]

No dude, no! Run. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!

[@fantabulousstar4722]

"I wanna see you again" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"

[@captaincrisis226]

Sarah's last line though. Plus, I kinda hate the guy who offended Gurky

[@leemer]

Gurky sucks

[@oshin33anika]

@@leemer wtf why???

[@leemer]

@@oshin33anika She got awfully defensive when that one guy said he felt bad for her parents for having to participate in a prearranged wedding. If she thinks prearranged weddings are so great, what would she say if her parents forced her to marry that guy? She's a hypocrite and she wanted to start an argument there. Now I'm not going to defend any of what the guy said later, but hating prearranged marriages isn't racist and I hate that she made it into that. Also her name is stupid.

[@pknv3]

I don't, prearranged marriage is horrible

[@Dell-ol6hb]

Liam Moriarty well she said it was prearranged it doesn’t mean it was forced, prearranged could mean they consented to the marriage. A prearranged marriage isn’t wrong as long as the partners consent, a forced marriage however is wrong of course.

[@gwynjustice6664]

The amount of pauses I needed to make to react is astounding. I'm amazed I'm not still watching this. Good shit guys!

[@David-xn9mu]

i had to pause this video to laugh awkwardly to myself and look around the empty room like 'is anyone else seeing this?' more times than i cared to count, but i couldn't stop watching

[@Kuroganekisaki]

17:00 "So there's this professor, he... He turns himself into a pickle."

[@gabasaurussgaming9277]

This is something I would do lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scifiguy11th]

God I'd fall so hard for Sara, despite knowing my body would never be found.

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

shit i'd ignore all red flags if i had the slim chance to get with somebody like that irl

[@Scifiguy11th]

@@unhelpfulrevelations7989 exactly

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Stop it. Get some help.

[@kathylennerds750]

Hey yall? Don't.

[@DrowsyBean]

I’d have to kill her. She gave me a migraine she was so ditsy and annoying. I can’t blame any of the guys for not liking her

[@jamesayewale5695]

I love how the two are having the time of their lives.

[@AD-wz6nd]

Being opposed to arranged marriage isn’t racist... everything else he said was though lmao. Edit: Also, I would kill for you two commenting on this to be a series.

[@mel818]

I agree with you that he wasn't racist, he really was awful tho.

[@canibezeroun1988]

I think he flipped when she objected to kids and said she didn't love the first guy. He should have walked out sooner

[@BeaIEngio]

Ok, not racist, but not very culturally astute. He nearly fell off his chair in disbelief, eyes boggling at this 'baffling' concept of arranged marriage, which is actually pretty common in my parent's generation. He must have made her feel like a martian freak, when actually he should be embarassed for being so sheltered and rude. Imagine trying to integrate him into your life and wider family. He'd be a disrespectful, bumbling liability. He's clearly not interested or receptive to cultural variety and proved that he sees the differences as ailments rather than content. I mean really, how did he grow up in the UK and that's the first indian he's met with arranged parents. He may not be overtly racist but probably a mild, covert one and certainly an ill refined tool.

[@srikanthboddapati3832]

It’s racist because if it goes against his cultural bias it’s somehow wrong or horrible. It’s a bigoted position.

[@DINGDONGDANIEL3]

doom Lol you’re simply immature if you think that’s true.

[@Whiteythereaper]

My toxic trait is looking at Sarah and thinking "I could fix her"

[@bryansantos814]

THANK YOU. I feel validated she's such a quirky little cutie I'm in love with her I think

[@jwood8769]

Bro no. The psycho in her is to much. She’s unfixable. She’s two exes away from stabbing someone.

[@perezo27]

whiteytheripper nooooo

[@aterribleperson9119]

i could let her make me worse tbh

[@underwurld]

This whole time I thought Marcus was gay. Oops.

[@robotfreshpies]

Same!

[@Ziaotic]

n *no.*

[@MrMadManMonkey]

is he gay tho? WE NEED ANSWERS

[@sokei4670]

i questioned it but he could turn me gay

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Wishful thinking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@prod.hxrford3896]

"me gustah... los bewbies"

[@lemon-scented3168]

Lex?! *leeEEX?!?* It's time to go home, Lex. I'm gonna splash you with water, Lex.

[@anenemystand5582]

I've never heard the headache line out in the wild. Man that was crazy

[@JoeChillton]

Damn ya dated Terra from Teen Titans?

[@phone5579]

JosephDiEgidioIII yes

[@nethstar]

wow, you hit that, respectively? Kudos...to the both of you.

[@yanndylan2239]

Gender equality😂.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

I know! Meghan was complaining that all the people were too hot on the show, and I was like "Mate, YOU'RE hot too!!"

[@leemer]

Respectively? You mean respectfully?

[@de132]

@@leemer Both adverbs work, but would change the context. Respectively would imply "to both of you" Respectfully ... You know

[@leemer]

@@de132 respectively refers to order. There wasn't an order specified. He meant respectively.

[@TheHero136]

Please do a review of the Fantastic Four movies! Rip them apart like you did with the Spider-Man movies. You can give them the final death.

[@tendopain2585]

YES

[@shauryasingh9725]

@Julian R *Yes.* The first two are way overrated.

[@florida_mane6267]

WHAT ABOUT A VIDEO ON HOW REM LEZAR IS THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER

[@nicolasbiller7486]

@Julian R X Men movies represent the best and the worst of superhero movies

[@unlimited-edge]

Good thing the fantastic 4 movies are actually bad

[@MegaFool2010]

"she doesn't look thirtysix!" "yeah, cus she isn't white..." as a latina in germany, i can confirm haha

[@ham456]

It's all about genes not the color of your skin. Darker skin may hide more wrinkles but I've seen a lot of old white people look a lot younger than what they were. Generalization is very annoying

[@user-up8jj4wj4i]

Ham imagine being black and having to live with it everyday.

[@ham456]

@@user-up8jj4wj4i Live with what?

[@pathetic2399]

@@user-up8jj4wj4i Every race is generalized you dumb ass. I’m also black and I can acknowledge that not only black people have to deal with that sort of thing. It’s just something people do. Generalize. All the time.

[@FPSBuzz]

@jamar reid you also seem extremely arrogant. Nothing wrong with being kind my guy

[@HTPCYMC]

That’s how dating shows work

[@dzurgon]

What, is this supposed to be a that’s how mafia works joke? What? What the hell gamer gunk? Wtf is that! Gtfo of here with that terrible comment! How does that even have likes??? What?

[@lilfellavids]

How to properly clean your metal computer u weird

[@xgalaxy5071]

ben23 bro chill it’s a comment it’s not a big deal XD

[@TommFoolery]

@@xgalaxy5071 I think he's joking

[@beezlebubrip3007]

NANI!!!! SHINDIRU How can this be,some sort of instant transmission or can it be molecular disruption or reality’s are colliding how are you here as well I must do more research

[@dtoonergames7450]

meg and markus are too funny wtf how do I sign up to be their friend

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

marcus is one of the few men on earth i'd consider having sex with and megan is... megan

[@Mzbonezz]

i would also like to sign up. plz. thx.

[@dtoonergames7450]

Unhelpful Revelations as a raging bisexual girl, I’d be down with both of them ljfhfmffo

[@CNRhKXtreme]

I'm glad that one lady believes in *CORE VALUES.* Also, if you have your own dating show, please call it Make Me Cosmonut.

[@diegodoumecq5144]

Best comment. Period.

[@caitlynmarie2677]

So she’s just an accurate, real life “manic pixie dream girl”..! And her friends were definitely trying to find some poor dude to pawn her off on. Trouble is, she’s just too unlikable in too many ways... sorry, Sarah.

[@Xehanort10]

Except without the pixie dream girl so she's just manic.

[@caitlynmarie2677]

Xehanort10 Yes, that puts the nail on the head, thank you :)

[@GonzoCiosain]

She's 100% going to kill her husband at some point lol

[@caitlynmarie2677]

Nick Roeding I can definitely see that. That girl has a temper she tries to hide, bound to come out eventually especially when you’re a “special snowflake” type 😉

[@minatoyuki4800]

@@caitlynmarie2677 Flight attendents are always secretly crazy

[@kbg12ila]

This video has ended and now I'm sad.

[@fartcriminals9623]

I forgot the name of his friend but she’s my favorite character in the cosmonaut variety hour anime.

[@Mauricekaip]

O followers 0 videos Megan

[@JV-mm2yf]

@@Mauricekaip hehe I saw what you did with it's name ;)

[@horse5178]

10:17 The most uncomfortable moment, featuring a hilarious cut-off Marcus scream

[@joedavies9373]

please do this for the 'love is blind' Netflix show

[@BaileyZKerr]

oh my god INFINITE thumbs up

[@televisiontunnelvision3303]

Yes, Please do this