Hilarious Bill Cosby - Natural child birth

This is a Stand up comedy by the well known artist Bill Cosby.
It's too hilarious.
In this he talks about Natural Child birth..! :D
This is a must watch..! :D

[@Dallas-Nyberg]

This guy's sense of humor is timeless... I started listening to him in the 1970's... I bought every record of him I could find... I still have them... He's one of the best.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

Who gives a damn if a pedophile is a good construction worker, or if a rapist is a good comic? Why would you want to sit and admire the work a pedophile who molested your daughter, or a rapist who assaulted your wife or girlfriend? Yuck.

[@ToABrighterFuture]

You can say whatever you want about Bill Cosby as a human being. As a comic, he was very, very good at what he did.

[@PikachusKetchup]

True.

[@maryrotman4034]

+Sushi Maya You obviously don't have children!

[@drummerreviewss377]

D&D with DMC boomer

[@mikejordan8259]

@trueman mann I was gonna say the same. Free him now!

[@snackasmversion2752]

@trueman mann Exactly! I believe evidence, I don't believe every little shit the media tells me. The public are very stupid.

[@lilsisasu]

“Then my wife stood up... in the stirrups, and on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.” Best line in the whole routine.

[@RedStrikerBeetleborg]

best line is: "You shut up!!! You did this to me!!!!"

[@SureWhatever19]

"can you put this back?? It's needs to cook!" LMFAO!!!!

[@garrettstephens3081]

I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby... this guy is saying a 100% true statement when in comes to children

[@missmorbid1439]

GET THE SALAD SPOONS MAN! I lost it at that

[@julianpagano1659]

"You just had...a Lizard" I died XD

[@Pavke101]

That lady in the audience also...

[@miladyblue5077]

A friend of mine, while in the maternity ward, in labor, was listening to Bill Cosby Himself, instead of classical music, much to the amazement of the other moms in labor and the hospital staff.

[@miawilliams454]

That's dope. I will steal this idea if need be with my hopefully not next labor 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MegaPrincessviolet]

I had an English teacher who told us the same thing lol while his wife was giving birth they listened to this 🤣

[@MaximusHandimus]

"We would go to parties and people would ask us to breathe"

[@deje517]

Cos is so funny! You have to love a comedian that can make you laugh so much you almost cant make it to the bathroom. And the best part is..... he can do it without using one dirty word!!

[@FireMinstrel]

I'm watching this sketch as I'm about to give birth any day now. I'm definitely getting the drugs.

[@riceboy1701e]

Watched the "Miracle of Life", a movie about childbirth, in high school health class today. This entire sketch was running through my head. :-)

[@riceboy1701e]

Especially the breathing Cosbys sequence.

[@patriciaarold1270]

Say what you will about Bill Cosby, but I still laugh hysterically whenever I watch him. Especially when talks about “Natural child birth”. I crack up every time I hear him do this. I mean---“Push it out, Way out.”

[@CarlosMartinez-kq6pl]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HunterBaby26]

My mom used this as my birthing coach. "Push it out, shove it out, waaaay out!" She's going to be gone soon... 😭

[@marioparty12345]

Ladies & Gentlemen the breathing Cosbys ! It gets me every time lol

[@thegemijam9631]

no matter what cosby had he become lately ,he is still number 1 comedian

[@AnnetteLynnG]

Amen!

[@TheDarkSatirist]

I’m having a hard time separating the art from the name considering so much of his humor revolves around empathizing with his POV and I just can’t find that funny any more

[@ryankelly4861]

9:15 ~ "I want Morphine!!!!!!" lmfao

[@jeffreyknickman5559]

"YOU DID THIS TO MEE!"

[@brentduanefoster]

"NO, NOT IN THE FERRARI, DEAR!!!"

[@HALchannel108]

push 'em out, shove 'em out waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out!

[@mollylea2643]

They used that in a Flintstones special and Wilma yelled, "FRED! This isn't a football game!"

[@CSRookie]

😂😂

[@samssass]

My daughter is about to give birth to her first child.....and my greatest advice to birth came from Bill.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

I’m sure you’d be okay if someone like Bill Cosby drugged and raped her. As long as the guy is talented at his work it’s cool huh?

[@Vange-kw4ye]

You can say whatever you want about Bill Cosby but this is one of the great comedy segments of all time. What's even more remarkable is he didn't have to use profanity once during this whole story.

[@e2go]

"The doctor's sitting there like Johnny Bench"😂🤣

[@annaheiliger2396]

took me years to understand the joke about telling everyone his parents werent married. Clean humor

[@StarWarriorCentral]

Call me dumb, but I still don't get it.

[@DarkFortressPictures_Official]

"Get the salad spoons!" Every time I hear it, I lose it!

[@3912James]

5:45 - 5:54 That was me yesterday taking ab classes.

[@xmodify6200]

Hold on, 17k Ferrari? Damn, inflation has really come a long way

[@jolovesmusichz2827]

I noticed that too immediately. All I was thinking was 'wow, cars are too expensive now.' Bill Cosby is so funny

[@JohnDoe-ip6hy]

bill cosby is absolutely the best. I wish him a long life!

[@remedialenglish6754]

exept for the fact that he is a liar a rapist and a racist

[@PeeboTyson]

+Misar Chopstick Learn to spell, you liar!

[@topazuwu1919]

+PeeboTyson Misae is not liar, I'm sorry. He was a liar, rapist and racist. Misar is telling the absolute truth. =\

[@PeeboTyson]

Grace Phelan And you learn to transcribe correctly, you liar.

[@JohnDoe-ip6hy]

Let the record show that I posted my prior comment before the scandal came out

[@emilycastaneda7117]

I love Bill Cosby he is so funny.

[@Mthom95]

The father can have all he wants 😂😂😂

[@rosebudpaugh]

i am due 07/19/2017. This is awesome and hilarious. As labor scares me this makes me less like freaking out and more like laughing.

[@PhoenixAnthem]

and then my wife said, "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" lol

[@FIERO871]

How could anyone dislike The Cos!?

[@BabyBabbits]

I have always been a fan. I find his stand up hilarious, and always did. I don't know the truth about if he is or isn't a bad guy, and am not personally effected.. so I still like listening to his stand up once in a while..

[@TheRealBizWiz]

Yuck. That’s absolutely disgusting. Who gives a damn if a pedophile is a good construction worker, or if a rapist is a good comic? Why would you want to sit and admire the work a pedophile who molested your daughter, or a rapist who assaulted your wife or girlfriend? I guess since it wasn’t you who was personally affected you’re okay with pedophiles or rapists.

[@Americanbear1]

@@TheRealBizWiz So you have definitive proof? You were there? You’re disgusting for thinking the way you do about someone you don’t even know.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

@@Americanbear1 I’m disgusting? Pfff, for what? Having zero wiggle room for multiple accusations of straight up rape? If some random person on KZbin thinks I’m too harsh on the matter so be it.

[@Americanbear1]

@@TheRealBizWiz Multi accusations. Against a well known, wealthy man. Were you one of the accusers? Did you attend the trial and thus have some inside info? If any of this is true then share. Otherwise you're just someone who jumps on a bandwagon because others do. Just means you can't think for yourself. Another thing - I'll bet you watched or listened to a number of his comedy routines and laughed just like the rest of us. You thought he was funny...just like the rest of us. None of that can be changed. Don't know if any of the accusations are true or if they are false. What I do know is the man still makes me laugh. To end this yes, I'm a random person on YT. Same applies to you as well so hop off your giant high horse.

[@TheRealBizWiz]

@@Americanbear1 You’re the one going around defending Bill Cosby, lol. “He’s rich! He’s rich!” Let’s not question the rich. Gtfoh 😂

[@LordVane216]

Me and my girl are in the hospital right now. we are about tot ha.ve our first child and we are watching this.

[@AlbertaRose94]

42 people had real crappy natural childbirth experiences and fail to find the humour in this. Having had a home birth and been the assistant at a home birth, I definitely find this incredibly fricking funny.

[@PeeboTyson]

+Alberta Rose I think you mean 42 ( well, now 56 people ) either want to join in on the Cosby crucifixion or are jealous they weren't the target of Cosby's alleged advances.

[@AlbertaRose94]

PeeboTyson You made me giggle.

[@TruthSayer2007]

@9:31 - For the under 30s folks in here, that statement his wife made, well it USE to be a huuuuuge insult!!! Lol she was essentially calling him a bastard child 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂 Yeah, back in the day, it was very abnormal for a person’s parents to not be married.

[@sammylacks4937]

Cosby is so funny because he somehow tells exactly how things are and makes them funny. My wife and I also discussed this but needed my car and home to decide. I graduated after 4 years but from a 2 year college , maybe that s why. I believe all men want a son so they have a fishing or hunting buddy. Our first child was premature and my wife bore her like spitting watermelon seed. Why no one told me what brand new babies look like and are covered in. Our pediatrician cut the cord and without asking or telling tossed our child to me. I looked down and thought it would be easier to have another than clean this one up. Then out of all "birthing fluid" ( for future father s ) to eyes appeared looking at mine, then her mouth made a slow smile. My older sister told me once. You ll never know what love is untill you have a child and truer words I haven t heard. Immediate and unconditional love filled me looking at my daughter. She was my shadow. Daddy s girl but she loved and wanted to do what I did and more , tougher than all the boys. Camping , gardening , fishing wearing diapers then hunting. Daddy can I have my own gun? I found a youth model then I want my own tackle box. I took her to the outer banks , camping for 3 nights. She had never seen mountainous dunes and wanted to climb them all. Days were hers and without a clock she was ready for bed after supper when darkness came. Then I fished as she rested a few feet away. Our last night I heard something clacking cans in our garbage. Knowing what was there, I woke her and shined a light so she could see our visitor. It s a coon isn t daddy. Soon after we had our second. Our son popped out just like his sister but unlike her he loved games , movies , then computers but mostly, his mom then his dad. I hoped he would want to go and love the outdoors like his sister and me and he went but I could see he d rather play games with his sister and she with him cause she could beat him. Both grown he beats her or did. She was a sore loser and I had to let her out fish and take all the property and money playing monopoly back then. I miss those days but they both have their lives and that s a part of parenting. I d like to say to all the mothers and fathers that lost one or more children and those particularly while serving our country. I lost my father when I was 6 and can imagine your hurt and sadness. I assure you don t morn alone. Never put a question mark where God placed a period. No words will heal your pain so I won t try. But I will be proud , and thankful of all who served. GOD bless and kept them. We love you all.

[@aaronbcoles7437]

Such a great story teller lol

[@HALchannel108]

ladies and gentlemen----the breathing cosbys!

[@karenl14]

Love you Bill and Camille....The funniest Gentleman ever...and clean with it Dammm it...lol

[@SteVibiana]

The $17,000 Ferrari? His kids were born in the 1960s, when that was a shitload of money. My parents bought a HOUSE for that figure in 1967. I'm still smiling at this even though my heart is broken by what we've learned about Cosby.

[@dannywright519]

SteVibiana its good

[@ToABrighterFuture]

His oldest daughter was born in 1965. So if you REALLY want to get technical, adjusted for inflation, that $17,000 car in 1965 would cost $136,236.92 in 2018.

[@leehuff2330]

Great, even with the lack of synchronization between audio and video.

[@Naomilaatoyaa]

Darling, I love you very much. You just had a lizzard. HAHAHAAHAHA

[@KEYSERSOZE1965]

My wife is in labor right now, I am trying to convince her we need to do the Cosby way of breathing.

[@MsLTG]

Omg this had me dying😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carriesuehelmich9298]

I don't wanna think that bill Cosby did what they said he did. the lessons I was taught as a kid came from the Cosby show

[@CaptainNimmo1967]

Carrie Sue Helmich Brady Bunch for me 😂

[@buddhistandcatholic]

I had the privilege of seeing him live. The ticket was $50. It was worth every penny

[@DeadRaymanWalking]

I remember when I watched this in my health class in 2002 and it got to this part, I was rather amused by the sounds Bill Cosby was making when doing the breathing exercises. *PUUUUUUUSH! PUUUUUUSH!*

[@Compedy]

When he said he was gonna discuss something serious... my heart sank and braced itself for the worst.... But when he said he and his wife were intellectuals, and the audience laughed... i just went "OH THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!"

[@annakat3754]

Still to this day, this is the absolute best comedy show ever.

[@karenl14]

Just Clean and funny...NO CURSING!!!!!

[@plagueangel761]

Going to be a dad in 7 months... this is gold!

[@MissSallyB1]

30-odd years and it FINALLY clues in to me what he meant by the "she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married!"

[@JordanZacarias33]

Now this is what I call real comedy. Talent is what makes comedy, not foul language, which most comedians use today.

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Jordan Zacarias I heard he didn’t use foul language while druging and raping all those women as well. A real class act 😇

[@Blondie42]

Then you must hate Robin Williams then.

[@darkangel2294]

Love this vid, to this day I tell people Bill Cosby says to breathe this way when in labour lol, I have seen more men pass out but women r there when the baby actually pops out lol. Had 2 (29 & 26 turning 27) & either he passed out just looking #1 or tried his best after I passed out from the pain #2 & I tried the breathing each time lol

[@jediskunk67]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the breathing Cosbys!"

[@1993melissajo]

Well get the SALAD SPOONS MAN!!!!! lolol

[@senseisakornsin]

I started doing my impersonation of Duchess Kate's OBGYN while I was holding the salad tongs and serving salad to my mother in front of our server, today at the Olive Garden.

[@PikachusKetchup]

Yep... I was an intelligent person before I had children as well.

[@sushimaya5691]

Cosby was a rapist before he had children 😈

[@2laniful]

We don't give fu....he's still funny

[@mr.warmth1511]

how the fuck do you know, do you beleive all you hear and read dumbass

[@lisacassar7040]

MATTHEW 7 1'3 how nice of you ,, i hope that you werent in the way when pictures needed to be taken or were u there?

[@ConMan-ye4ou]

"We sat in the back seat of a car... (smiles)" I'M LAUGHING BUT I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

[@iamber34]

Even though Cosby reused some of this material in his show, he did it in a sophisticated way, unlike most comedians.

[@gansosmansos]

one of the best!

[@dafoilman671]

Congrats on your child that you &your girl brought into this world. :) May God bless You & Your new growing family...and this skit Bill Cosby, is purely funny. He's coming here to Maui, in April, & I look forward to seeing him on stage here.

[@MsBCC2010]

lol isn't that the head? he says yea, well go get it lol :)

[@crownprince76]

My friends and I loved this in college....

[@carlinebaker1565]

Love his stories

[@Foxhound3857]

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!­ I. WANT. MORPHINE!"

[@mooxim]

wow what a story teller

[@LifeofMarie267]

I just mentioned this to a friend of mine who's having a baby. Apparently they DO give you a certificate when you take a pre-natal class so I told her that now her husband can come to the birth.

[@dezereedouglas6597]

This video is hillarious

[@dshedwick3235]

Discussing child birth with my daughter, I had her watch this. When she stopped laughing, she announced she wasn't voing to have kids. ;)

[@jgbelche]

Beautiful. Thanks

[@mr.warmth1511]

ty its very old

[@seanhaering6691]

Who could dislike this!!

[@Americanbear1]

I grew up listening to this man. Have no idea if what he’s been accused of. Wasn’t there. Don’t know the evidence. Just know he was a very funny man. That hasn’t changed.

[@419Films]

I've loved watching this since I was a kid, but I never noticed before how slightly drunk Bill sounds.

[@gentrelane]

funniest routine ever

[@michalie831]

PUSH!!! (: 6:34 push..? ahhahaaha 8:17

[@aspassiaman9081]

I dpn't know what he did and if he did anything, but he is very funny. I like this slow comedy, I want to be able to think during the show and I also like this comedy with innuendos.

[@msebald809]

He is so good.

[@ladybug2681]

I still love Bill

[@IcarusLime]

Congrats! Hope your baby is happy and healthy :)

[@GarryShaver-qd7lb]

I love bill

[@JonHeller81]

This is from his Himself album/cd. If anybody was wondering. And I had it once, but I don't know what I did to it.

[@Oaglor]

I watched this in Sexuality class in high school.

[@MeenyMcSweeny]

Holy crap! Now that I'm older watching this, I fully understand 1:40...firkin hilarious!

[@kennadiegross5805]

Hahahaha that's funny

[@LHarrison360]

17k Ferrari? Those were the days!

[@Thejigholeman]

Fweefoofoofoofoo Fweefoofoofoofoo Fweefoofoofoofoo Fwee PUUUUSH PUUUUSH

[@HunterBaby26]

"when you get married and have kids, I hope they act exactly the way you act!" Lol I got lucky. My son doesn't act the same way I acted as a kid. My nephew, however, is a different story! He got the curse for both me AND my sister! 😂 He gives my sister a run for her money. 😁

[@umapatisingh]

amen to that!

[@Pattern51lover]

Damn this shit is still so good though..

[@cabeloDoPardal2]

0:41 hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahha

[@skinwolf]

Rofl! Cosby is the greatest!!!

[@rukiakuchiki6187]

So funny.

[@alainnshelties13]

Soooo funny!!!!

[@chombymas7472]

My mom and I Were watching this and she just put the curse bill Cosby was talking about to me. I laughed so hard I might have to change so my kids do not act like me.

[@jewel63875]

First dub step ever O.O

[@kameroncarver143]

bill cosbey reminds me of my grandpa

[@ajaelston1]

Bahaha a $17,000 Ferrari...I wish eh!?

[@BalimaarTheBassFish]

+Aja Balchand 20-30 years ago?

[@HalibasterDillibickus]

hilarious man, Bill Cosby on a side note, $17,000 for a Ferrari? damn