Honey Baked Ham | The Consumers Ep. 10

[@Smurphy006]

Absolutely LOVE the bachelor-pad level effort on holiday decor. Looks great & in keeping with the vibe of the show. (shoutout to Kate for providing the goods!)

[@brockmeade4450]

Episode 100 was good but it’s always nice to come back and rewatch the old episodes like this one.

[@GregWarren]

Hahahahahahaa!!!

[@Smurphy006]

Greg: You'd rather win an argument than be right about something. Sean: No, and let me explain to you why you're wrong. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonaherbe]

I am just realizing that Greg is basically a competent (both professionally and socially) version of Michael Scott. The condo, the brand loyalty, the continuous layers to his life that get peeled back every week that continue to make me want to know more. Greg is the man.

[@AlexisJay611]

I’m thankful for The Consumers! Happy Tuesday!

[@randyvoss1185]

Sean and Tim talking about their drive to CBUS is next level laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Way to go boys

[@Jacobk66]

Camry/TLX(fancy Accord)/Altima - this is the podcast of the people.

[@jkillz614]

Got to see Greg's early show of the special taping. It was my wife's first time seeing his stand-up, and she is a fan! Awesome show, Tim and Mark were great openers. Sad we didn't see Sean, but we'll catch him another time. Can't wait to see how the special turns out. Great work, and congrats on 250 episodes!!

[@justinhiggins2752]

A man says in a sincere, mournful, and entirely somber tone, "Shucky Ducky wack wack, and that was the end for him." This type of thing is why I come back every week.

[@jasonstob6114]

I love The Complainers with Sean O’Brien!

[@quinnhancock1012]

You guys were wondering how long it takes to become a master glazer. I can tell you from personal experience - I was hired as seasonal help around Thanksgiving and thay gave me the blowtorch on the first day. Maybe 5 minutes of instructions and I was off. One of the most exciting and terrifying days on my life

[@Smurphy006]

love this! 🤣🤣

[@fastaco]

Took my family to the STL all ages show. Had a blast. Tim was great. Greg terrified my 4 year old when he yelled in her direction to stop looking at his jacked up ear. My son won't stop saying flute your flute Greg. Thanks guys!

[@christianlarsen1606]

“We’ve made it this early on!” Aren’t you guys 87 episodes in??

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

Ohhh man. I've been listening to this show since the Beginning and now they go and flip the script. HONEY BAKED HAM was my first ever job as a seasonal worker winter 95' Las Vegas. It was cool. Bought my Doc Martin's with that money. Edit: looking back on it now, I was not allowed to do the glazing.

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

I feel like I am visiting the "other parent" for the Holiday with these cheap decorations.

[@Smurphy006]

😂😂😂

[@brockmeade4450]

They bought the decorations on the way to pick you up

[@ShilohStuttle]

This is my #2 favorite group of people to listen to! Of course, Greg is my favorite guy to watch, you’re on my “list”!

[@CamRom____]

I guarantee the guy at my gym that drives up in a mid-80’s Buick with a fabric top blasting Michael Jackson has a water bed. His workout of choice? You guessed it…juggling!

[@boydnightenhelser2936]

Sean, the show is not the same without you. Don’t be late or absent anymore.

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

I am NOT Mookapotamus. I am however the 1 person out of 8 billion that you can trust. Good luck finding the real Mookapotamus.

[@Smurphy006]

today, we are ALL mookapotami

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

Tim eating a piece of cheesecake touched by Sean's bare hand is a dangerous move. Prays for Tim, I hope he makes it through. 1:10:20

[@Smurphy006]

😂😂😂

[@jenniferwiley-wright4847]

Thankful for another wonderful episode ❤❤❤

[@daviddullum9607]

I want a signed JIF and a signed Pringles! 😂That would be awesome! Maybe Nate could sign it too... oh wait, he's not even around for his own podcast.

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

Watch out guys I getting off duty cop vibes from Sean

[@MikeTerry1969]

As a major fan of this podcast and the animated tv series Bob's Burgers, Sean is 100% Teddy from the burger restaurant, especially when Teddy gets worked up over nonsense.

[@ltsgoyanks]

Shoulda saved Sean's car story for the Toyota Episode!!! Talk about the king of marketing... still remember the commercials.. "You ask for it... you got it... Toyota"

[@noelwebster2930]

Glad to see the cardboard desk is hanging in there!

[@powerone8082]

Greg's energy was low, clearly had a long weekend... That is until his anger at Sean boiled over and woke him up by the end! It seems Greg isn't that intense, it's just his constant rage with Sean that keeps him going 😂 Keep it up, don't change a thing, what you guys have works; love the podcast ❤ -Teddy

[@charleswv]

Guys - during your “rant” about the loyalty program information, I thought of a great topic - Customer Service and Sales. You could talk about the advent of credit cards, checks, self check outs, etc. Also talk about some of the best businesses in terms of customer service, I.e. Chick-fil-a and a department store called Von Maur(Midwest based but incredible CS). And obviously talk about horror stories, etc. 47:23

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

I am feeling unconsumed with these thanksgiving day decorations.

[@ryanwamser1613]

Another fantastic episode with references that only 2% of listeners will understand. Marty, Courtney, The Pageant, and St. Louis area locations. Growing this pod from the inside (STL) out!

[@Smurphy006]

😂😂😂

[@howieb3344]

Can I send in a jar of Reese's Peanut Butter and get Greg to sign it?🤣🤣😋 Great podcast, keep up the entertainment.

[@GregWarren]

Not a chance

[@NathansVideos46]

56:37 speaking of spiral cut things, those spiral potatoes at fairs are delicious

[@dabjohn]

Next episode: Sean's cheap cologne brand

[@brandonconrad56]

Thank you Tim, I never knew of the brand. I was thinking of straight up ham. I have never seen or heard of a Honey Baked Ham, other than the actual food.

[@joby3965]

We have Ham for thanksgiving- who really likes turkey?

[@alanadair8890]

Did Greg get a new Refrigerator? That desk is a good use of the box.

[@marymurphy1226]

The other 9 hams goes to the deli to make your ham sammies!!!!!!

[@AmandaAcresHomestead]

It does seem outrageous that we don't have any Honey Baked Hams here in Iowa. My best guess as to why is that we only offer an Associates Degree in Glazing at our local community colleges. You have to go out-of-state to get your glazing doctorate. We're shooting ourselves in the foot!

[@brandonprice702]

I've lived near a Honey Baked Ham for 20 years, and I've never been inside. I've never even SEEN someone in there. Honestly, I have no idea how they've stayed in business. I just think if I want fast food, I don't think of going to a place that sells hams, and if I want to buy a Ham I don't think of going to a fast food place. Maybe I'll give it a try though

[@alisoncecala]

I have a quirky Honey Baked Ham story. The company I worked for back when I was 27 gave all employees a $50 Honey Baked Ham gift card for the holidays. I don’t eat ham and neither does my family so I was lost at what to do with the gift card. All the employees were looking around on the HBH website and I saw they had Mrs. Fields cookies. I used my gift card for cookies and set it up to deliver to the office. I was so excited the day they were met to come. On that day our office lost power and internet and everyone was sent to work from home. But what about my cookies!?!?! I had to drive back in to work after hours and search for my cookies behind the buildings reception desk. They were delicious but that gift card was not worth the hassle

[@brygoss]

Greg, this is moocapottamus, your distant relative who is a Nigerian Prince. Please reach out for your inheritance and also so I can get that smudged signature lego set

[@Smurphy006]

I too am Moocapottamus.

[@thesikamikanico]

I can't remember where I heard it, but I know Norm Macdonald did a joke on that Elton John song where he's saying, "If I were a sculptor- but then again no"

[@kevinkeenan3333]

When I watch the KZbin version and hear Tim talking about punk rock things, I expect him to take his hat off to reveal a 6” mohawk haircut. Otherwise, his look does not look punk. This coming from a 54 year old Engineer.

[@timconvy8153]

I’m punk on the inside

[@brettschoenleben]

5 stutters and a failed Kurig joke lands me a BINGO

[@sallyduke8006]

My maiden name is "Ham"ilton. The men in the family always got the nickname "Hammy" from friends and co-workers. My older brother is definitely a mis-cut.

[@Smurphy006]

😂😂😂

[@brettschoenleben]

Feel Sean is the Dollar General Aaron Weber. Says big words like Aaron, but you question the quality of the definition

[@ameis55]

Love Tim is a music lyricist snob. But stands behind Fantasy Unicorn. Long live Ludo!

[@JustenHarden]

Stepping up the thumbnail game. I like it!

[@RobertPuckett4]

Guys- you’re going the way of steak and shake! Can you survive with giving away all this stuff?!? I was so sad when the steak and shake near us closed. Maybe this pod will resurrect it.

[@Jammin_jenn]

You guys just rock ❤ Sean! Left a Spotify comment but the voice to text ( because I was driving 😉 ) spelt your name wrong. Please don’t hold it against me 😊 and Greg, I’d eat your non fresh peanut butter and day of the week. Tim, ordering tickets for your January 19th show. Sean, would love to have the salmon shirts wear to that!!! Where can we buy them? Love you guys ❤❤❤

[@dmoritz11]

Greg asked for recommendations from the crowd in Columbus on Friday evening and I drew a blank! So returning here to the comments to offer up a few fun brands for you all to discuss: - Louisville Slugger - Target - Nike - Fender, Gibson, Drum Workshop (some kind of instrument brand) - IKEA - Hot Wheels - Nintendo, Xbox, or PlayStation - Nerf - RayBan - Jeep - Schwinn - Stanley - Bass Pro Shops

[@AlexisJay611]

Sean reminds me of Arthur Spooner from The King of Queens 😅 not a bad thing, arguably the best character on the show, so much so we named our cat after him. In fact, the show wouldn’t be the a hit wouldn’t be the hit it was without him, I think the same goes for Sean.

[@alanadair8890]

I want the JIF jar.

[@TimothyPWeir]

What the hell is Greg picking on people who own Corvettes for? If you've never driven one you don't understand what people love about Corvettes

[@Smurphy006]

he must have meant Cameros 😆

[@jojocountrygirl]

Love the show! Go Bills!

[@micah_182]

3 sprays of creed!? Just do one… that’s the strongest substance on earth 🌍

[@TimothyPWeir]

You guys are spiraling out of control

[@Smurphy006]

I see what you did there 👀

[@dr.thunder4845]

The peanut butter is fine .

[@ConnieTerbrock]

Hey guys.. I was looking at all those jars of peanut butter and cans of chips on the shelves on the set… it would be great if you would donate to a food pantry in the area to support your community. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family and friends.

[@rayannez6228]

I like the table. Screw ‘em.

[@aframe9999]

The number of KZbin ad breaks is brutal. Any way you guys can tone that down?

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

Y'all stop knocking Sean for his android.

[@renecruz2842]

I'm Mookapotamus!

[@dwaynecoy1871]

Ham at Thanksgiving? Sacrilegious, nothing but Turkey in my life for Thanksgiving. Ham is the staple for other Holidays like Christmas or Easter.

[@brygoss]

Hey had my comment read on Nateland and The Consumers in the same month!

[@lynnwilson4205]

I want a signed salmon shirt or signed jar of peanut butter.

[@ConnieTerbrock]

Where can I purchase a salmon t shirt? Would love one

[@noelwebster2930]

Nate is such a good friend and supporter of Greg, yet Greg continues to mispronounce Nate's last name... 👏 👏

[@johnkinkead5681]

Love the show but Stake and Shake doesn’t sell hamburgers they sell stake burgers. They used to correct you if you asked for a hamburger.

[@RichRoyaltyRobbnRecklessRecord]

First!